Wayland Central School - Hi Lites Yearbook (Wayland, NY)

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The KICK-OFF 1924 - CLARK—Class (1, 2, 3, 4), Pres. A. A. ’23, ’24; Pres, class ’23, ’24; Mgr.basketball ’24; Editor “Kick- Off.” He’s the Sheik of Wayland High, The girls all smile as he goes by. He parts his hair in the middle And is a wonder at his fiddle. GOLDEN A—Class (1, 2, 3, 4); Treas- urer (1, 2, 3); Vice-Pres. class ’24; Vice-Pres. A. A. ’24; Vale- dictorian, Asst. Editor “Kick-Off” For some high cause we cannot see, This sweet maid led the way, Indispensable! busy as a bee, May she reign on, come what may. CLARE—Class (1, 2, 3, 4); Sec. ’24. Now this is Clare Who is beyond compare, With his light brown hair And blush so rare. ADDIE—Class (1, 2, 3, 4); Class Treas. ’24. Those who know her least Think her quiet and coy. Those who know her best Think her full of life and joy.

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The KICK-OFF 1924 Art—“Tlmt’s my car. The thief is just fixing a blowout.” Policeman—“All right, I’ll go over and arrest him.” Art—“Sh-h-h! Wait ti’l he gets the tire pumped up.” Might Leave Something Dedbroke (aroused by his wife)—“What’s that you say, a burg- lar?” Mrs. Dedbroke—“Yes, fancy a burglar calling on us!” Dedbroke—“Let him climb in, then I’ll give a yell and it may make him drop something lie has stolen elsewhere.” Elastic Capacity A chap, who was hiring a car for use over the week-end, after eliminating a lot of details in the transaction, inquired how many the car held. The native stroked his beard and scratched his head. “Well, she generally holds four, but seven can get along if they’re well ac- quainted.” Fresh—“Hay, Prof., how long could 1 live without brains?” Prof.—“That remains to he seen.” Woman can truly feel that a real emancipation is right at hand. Now that there is promise of her soon being able to go off to the movies and leave the electric bulb to sing the baby to sleep. How It Happened “It was the first time 1 had ever driven a car,” feebly explained the victim of the accident. “I got to going pretty fast and forgot how to stop. I saw a bridge rushing to meet me. I tried to turn out to let it pass and— that is all I know about it.” Mother—“I wouldn’t whip him this time, Robert. Wait till he does it again.” Father—“But suppose he doesn’t do it again?” Sheet Lightning Carp—“Why do you put your head under the pillow when it storms ? ’ ’ Blankley—“I am afraid of lightning.” Carp—“But if it can’t see your head it might spank you.” Bachelor Sentiment He—“Indeed,I am fond of children,particularly in the country.” She—“Why particularly when you are in the country?” He—“Not when I am in the country—when they are.”

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The KICK-OFF 1924 JOSEPHINE—Class (1, 2, 3, 4); Sa- luta torian. Life and love and fun, Oh, gee! No, do not ask me what it means, You’d better take it, child, from me Those are Joe’s day-time dreams. CHARLES—Class (4). Now when the crowded hours slip by Like tumbling water o’er a fall, Charlie watches the clock on the wall, For four o’clock comes by and by. JESSIE—Class (2, 3, 4). She rides in a limousine, Lives in a mansion, Boy, she sure is a scream. Keeping Whitey up to “Fashion.” WARD—Class (I, 2, 3, 4); Business Manager “Kick-Off” Champion Artist—Cupalo Painter, Plays pranks on Prof, and “Alma Mater.” Nuf said