Waveland High School - Hornets Nest Yearbook (Waveland, IN)

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Want Ad . . . Wanted—to trade large, elcan, home-filled goose feather bed for gixxl used corset cover. Call N. R. Walker, White Elephants. News . . . Tulsa, Oklahoma—Mrs. Bill Isaacs won a flash- light today by winning the Champion Purse ('ram- mer title with 218 articles in her purse. Lost . . . An eraser by a woman with one corner bit off. Call Kiitv Hallett, janitor, for reward. Science . . . The great scientist, John Isaacs, has ex- plained that no hair can grow where there is much action—this explains why women lack chin whiskers. Testimonial ... I was down with 3 broken ril s, a dis- jointed liver, and a broken back. After taking three pills I was able to go back to work in two da vs. Carter's are wonderful.”—Cliff Davis, safe-breaker and piano-mover. Basketball . . . The sensation of big-time Donkcv Basket- ball is Clara Lou Aumann, a self-styled hillbilly, who broke all scoring records in her first year and can’t see why people make such a fuss over it. Los Angeles . . . Police made an emergency call to the 2300 block on Washington Street last night where Virgil Claycomb was trying to make dehydrated water with his chemistry set. Jake Glascock’s Question Column . . . “Do you expect your husband to kiss you when he leaves for work in the morning?” Pauline Whelchel French, housewife—“I sure do! I get one every morning without fail-that's what keeps us girls happy.” Music . . . Opening at the Fox Theater in Indianapolis on Saturday night. May 8. will be Phil Spitalny’s All- Cirl Orchestra, with their star, Herbie Sliular. fam- ous drummer and foot-patter who will play a duet on his kettle drums. Don’t miss this odd char- acter. Washington. April 30 . . . Fiery- lawyer wins his firs» case by accidentally setting fire to a Ixmk of matches he was holding in his hand. Although he was burned slightly, Mr. Williams’ client. Mrs. John Ward, was freed. Indpls., May 5 . . . The star of the Ballet Society per- formance at the City Jail on Feb. 9 will be Max Weaveriski doing his “Beauty of the Ballot” while dancing on his left ear and pulling taffy with his feet. Scandal Sheet . . . Supporting three families keeps one man busy, says Buster Rogers, a baby-buggy manu- facturer, who pays alimony to two wives and chil- dren. and lives with and supports a third wife. Front Page . . . Coal avalanche scratches nose of noted fashion designer of baby diapers. Martha Anne Hayes, who tumbled into a coal-hopper just ahead of 5000 ll s. of coal today. A fellow-workman dug her out half an hour later. Tucson. Arizona . . . David Hester’s automobile doubles as a rat exterminator. Bring any rats you want exterminated to Hester’s Service Station. Farm News ... A Waveland woman won the title of “Champion Hog Caller” at Purdue today. Miss Dorene Miller has won the title for the third time. Drownings . . . While fishing for whales in Stony Creek, Mrs. Jeannie Macldedt’s head became stuck in the mud when her boat overturned and automaticallv drowned. She is survived bv three huslxmds and ten loving children. Classified Ad . . . FOR SALE—a bulldog pup suitable for a child with a bobbed-tail. Call Ray Miller, Aim trainer. Society . . . Tern Haute. J in 2—Miss Jeanne Welch broke her engagement to Don Evans, Parkersburg, because he kissed her sister. Classified Ads . . . Miss Martha Jo Walker, music teacher at Jackville, has lost the mouth-piece of her clar- inet. The neighbors are greatly pleased and have offered a reward if it is not found. Society . . . Freedom, June 10—Miss Mary Virginia Priebe, bead stringer, will marry Bob Gooding, coach at Vassar, on Sunday June 8. Divorce . . . Mrs. Donagle Patton of Browns Valley, formerly Miss Marlene Miller, decided to cele- brate her 18th anniversary by getting a divorce from her husliand who went to sea three days after their marriage and never returned. Witrld Interest . . . New York, Jan. 1—Lowell llarbison. editor of Esquire, has just returned from a world- tour. While in the South Sea Islands he met a form- er acquaintance who is hair-di signer for tin natives, lie can’t understand why “C. G. wouldn’t return to the states with him. Indpls., Nov. 6—Gum Collector Eileen Smith liecume hopelessly entangled the other day while looking for used bubble gum when she happened onto a wad Rosebud had placed in his Health lxx k. They say she’s still stuck. New Enterprise . . . Former teachers have turned trash- haulers as you will notice about four o’clock in the morning as two women in bathing suits pick up your garbage. For any homes they miss, call “Glascock and Mitchell.” Carl Smith is assisting. Education . . . Prof. Ed Henry Hoffhaus, an authority on shimmy and hip dancing, has just returned from Harlem. He is again Master of Dancing at Wave- land and says he can make a g xxl dancer of you in two shakes. Police News . . . Terre Haute, April 1—Mayor John Ward today banned so-called “Strip Tease” per- formances in night clubs. The participants were hauled into court, the worst offenders Ireing Webb Ewbank, Virginia Moore, and Grace Cox. Breakfast Club Item . . . The latest attraction at the Breakfast Club is the pearl diver who dives into a thimble of water and comes up every time with a pearl. Lucile Hoffhaus' co-worker is the former principal of Waveland. Gale Grimes, who sits cross-eyed and Ixirc-footed under the linoleum and steals every pearl she finds. Page Twelve

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JUNIORS First row: Billy Ed Walker, Billy Newell, Karl Moser, Boh Wendall, John Hughes. Second row: Mrs. William Machledt, sponsor. Loretta Newell. Jessie Mae Busenbark. Martha Lou Fuller, Dolores Bayless. Third row: Billy Keys, Dale Anderson. Maxine Oswalt, Barbara Staggs, Miss Clara Louise Aumann, sponsor. Fourth row: John Miles. Betty Bryant. Faye Reynolds. Barbara Hughes, Mona Lee Hester. Fifth row: Dick Seybold, Charles Hannah. Bob Wheeler, Raymond Deere, Additions: Earl French, Ronald Smith. april 1.1958 Junior Class Gabbcttc PODUNK What has become of the illustrious Seniors of 48? We have tried and tried to find out but no one seems to know. One day as I was reading a pocketbook. I came upon a very enlightening quotation: “Fools names, like fool’s faces, always appear in public places.” That’s it! The newspaper! Surely we could find out something about the Seniors in the newspapers- perhaps in the Rogue’s Gallery, or the Lost and Found ads, and perhaps even in the crossword puzzles. Several of the Juniors of ‘48 got out their old 1958 newspapers and this is what they found: Louisville, Ky„ Dec. 2—Kenneth Ebert, wealthy boot- legger, escapes from jail today taking Sheriff White- cotton’s wife with him. Advertisement . . . Miss Joann Poole, owner of the Lonely Hearts Club, wishes to announce that she is not married but would like to be. Lost and Found ... A small set of white false teeth, slightly worn. Click and snap when chewing and kissing. Calling Ardell Rivers, tooth collector, at 10-F-40. Hollywood Movie News . . . Everyone disregarded the “No Admittance signs today as Natalia Hodg- kin took a bubble bath screen-test for Cecil DeMille. Even the studio censor. Bill Machledt, was on hand just to see that Miss Hodgkin’s bubbles didn't slip. The Society of Tall Tales has finally announced its list of winners for the biggest catches of the year. Miss Della Mae Tolliver was awarded the first prize for her ability to catch the biggest suckers with the shortest line. Page F.lcven

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SOPHOMORES First row: Mary Elizabeth Brown. Betty Jo Shular. Mary Lee Tolliver, Paul Ebert. Second row: Carolyn Cord, Lorene Staggs. Lucille McCloud, Dorothy Lou Foster. Third row: Carol Clore, Connie Vanllook, Betty Handley. Phyllis Greve, Cathleen Cord. Fourth row: Itiissoll Stockwell, Donald Warren, Ellen Reed, Patty Collins, Lela Hutson, Marlene Cox, Mrs. Lucille Hoffhaus, sponsor. Fifth row: Bob French, Phillip Hodgkin, Richard Hockctt. Dnnn Spencer, Harold Starns. FRESHMEN First row: Winnie Wendall, Betty Jane Miller, Wayne Seybold, Richard Johnson, Don Whitecotton. Second row: Alice Brown, Mary Louise Brown, Helen Hester, Lucrcta Hester, Barbara Allen, Helen Anderson, Mary Allen. Third rote: Mr. Edwin Hoffhaus. sponsor. Lee Piersall, Raymond James, Larry Servies, Bob Hannah. Dale Moon, Eugene Redden. Fourth row: Arnold Moose, Bobby Greve. Keith Greve, Leonard Tolliver. Page Thirteen