Waukee High School - Warrior Yearbook (Waukee, IA)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE SENIOR CLASS OF WAUKEE COMMUNITY SCHOOL We, the Senior Class of Waukee, of the city of V aukee, County of Dallas, and State of Iowa, being of sound mind and memory, do hereby make, publish and declare this to be our last will and testament. First, we direct that all our just debts and funeral expenses (Graduation Speaker) be fully paid and satisfied, as soon as conveniently may be, after graduation May 1?, 1956. Second, we appoint Mr. and Mrs. William Morris the executors of this will and we are not responsible for any embarrassment or personal response created by said will. Third, we hereby direct the presentation of the following: Bruno Andreini wills his musical solo to Donnie Burger so that he can have it memorized next year. Good Luck, Donnie I Donald Boone wills nothing to nobody because he is taking everything with him. Dick Copeland bequeaths his ability to charm women to Melvin Spencer providing Melvin uses it to his best advantage. John Cramer wills his ability to play first base to Karen Hunter providing she can dig as many low throws out of the dirt as John did - besides, we need another (ho ho) good looking first baseman next year. Linda Cross and Sandi Martin will their ability to slap goop on the hamburgers in hot lunch line to Harold and Richard, providing they get them as messy as Sandi and Linda did. Steven Day wills his Credit Card at the Salvation Army to Bill Jones as long as Bill gets as much use out of it as Steve did. Duane Felt wills twenty-five pounds to George Luke providing he doesn't use it for lard. Clark Harmon wills his proness to have flat tires to Lonnie Bench as long as he has them when he isn't with Karen. Jerry Jackson leaves his beloved car, Maude, to anybody who will haul it away. Larry Leonard leaves his thirty-word typing pin to Lucy Lami providing that she works up to her thirty-five word pin by next year. Susie Lowe wills her cheer-leading outfit to Delores Dullard, providing she takes the hem up two inches and gets her 120 word shorthand pin by next Spring. Charlene Manders leaves her ability to sleep in the assembly to Ivan Larsen as long as Meyers doesn't catch him, and if Meyers ever does catch him, you will know why we don't want him to. Mark Larsen wills his ability to keep out of trouble to Mary Robinson. Greg Muench bequests his over-abundance of energy to Chuck Nesselroad and said energy i.s to be administered according to demand so far as aforementioned energy is not used in the process of developing his capacity to exercise his brain. Richard Ori wills his ability to argue to Donnie Burger, although Donnie really doesn't need it. 23 (cont. on 28)

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TOP RCWs Wyatt Earp BELCW: Sleeping Beauty Kirkwood Lodge Dragon Puff This Is The line Up

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 OH 1 WHAT BEAUTIFUL BABIES 2A Larry Leonard Bruno Andreini