Watkins Glen High School - Senecan Oracle Yearbook (Watkins Glen, NY)

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10 THE PEPPER POT Mr. Depew, (scolding class)—“ I’ve taught you all I know and yet you don’t know anything.” Jane—“T)id you ever read proof?” Harry—“No, who wrote it?” -----------o--------- Things the Ideal Senior Boy Should Have Chet Dill’s brains. Franklin Durland’s looks. Tommy Thorp’s complexion, i Candy Canfield’s unfailing charm. James Howard’s temper. ! Charlie Love’s figure. I Harry Klube’s business ability. Things the Ideal Senior Girl Should Have Anna White’s brains. Janice Cooper’s style. ■ Kathryn Osterhoudt’s sweet manner. | Gladys Emmon’s capability. Jane Archer’s line. Charlotte Davies’ “Camrade” charm. Ruth Connolly’s dignity. i o--------- On the Washington Trip Mary Paradiso—“Speaking of poker, I went into room 604 and saw a cat and two mice. In half a minute everything was in the kitty!” Clerk (in Lee House)—“What’s your name?” Donald—‘ ‘ Smith ’ ’. Clerk—“Here, have one of your old man’s cough drops. ’ ’ At Virginia Beach: Swimming instructor—“You know, you should get a pair of wings.” LuFanna (in difficulties) — “I s-s-shall soon and a h-h-harp t-too.”

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THE PEPPER POT 9 Mr. Perry—‘“We borrowed our numerals from the Arabs, our calendar from the Romans and our banking’ from the Italians. Can anyone think of any other examples!” '■ Senior Class President—“Our lawn mower from the Smiths, our snow shovel from the Joneses and our baby carriage from the Bumps.” ----------o-------- Clergyman (hearing our vice president tear off some very latest jazz)—'“Have you ever heard the Ten Commandments?” O. r. P.—“ histle a few bars and I think I can follow you.” -o- Earmer—“Sec here, young man, what are vou doing up that tree?” dow Senior Class Treasurer—“One of your apples fell 'ii and I’m trying to put it back.” ---------o---------- Mr. Klubc—“What does this 60 on your report card mean?” . . . Senior Class Business Manager—“I don’t know, unless it’s the temperature of the room.” ---------o---------- Senior Class Secretary (all giggles)—“Oh, isn’t ‘Candyr the funniest thing?” Editor of Pepper Pot—“Yes, but where is he now?” S. C. S.—“Well, he made a comic dive a while ago and for the longest time he’s been down under the water blowing bubbles for me.” ---------o---------- There is a clock in Chapel It hangs upon the wall It must be like Cal Coolidge It doesn’t choose to run at all. —--------o ?--------- . Margaret Wetmore—“ W'hat’s Apollo, god of ?” Esther Gatlin—“Chocolates!”

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THE PEPPER POT 11 In the Congressional Library: Big Man—“This book will do half your work.” Armeda S.—“Give me two, quick!” In Baltimore: Kathryn—“Why did vou think Lovey was inebriated?” Lu Fauna—■ ‘ Well, he got off a street car and asked the conductor if he could please have a lower birth.” Jn Washington: Jan—“That good looking man at the Lee House kept smiling at me at the Shubert-Belasco theatre last night.” Frances—“Really, where was he sitting!” Jan—“Oh, just behind me.” On Washington Monument: Elmo—“Tell me the one little word—just that simple little word that I have waited so long to hear.” Doris—“Idiot!”