Waterbury High School - Longhorn Yearbook (Waterbury, VT)

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LONGHORN day There s a lady with an orlglnal blue mlnk and wlll you look at that sparkler on her left hand Well what do you know Janice Lowe She always sald she d strlke It rlch And her husband to be IS ox er slx feet tall too I guess she s true to her word We xe finally reached our destlnatlon The Isle of Beal ded Men con quered and settled by none othel than Peach Fuzz Wlllsle W1lll3mS H has a very small harem Actuallv lts made up of three glrls W1llS16 doesnt seem to mlnd though He nexer dld llke glrls anyway It s back to our boat and we re off to HHYNHII the land of flesh sea breezes and rlch warm sunshine We bet we know whom we wlll find here Yes slr there he IS lounging under a cocoanut tree as cool and collected as usual Bllly Russell he s so rlch now he pavs the Hawallan glrls to dance for hlm ex ery hour on the hour Hls fax Orlte IS a cute llttle Amerlcan glrl wlth a real dalk tan Ex ery one thlnks she s Haw allan but we know different It s Lee Wllde She gets paid extra she dances on the half hours too We declded to take a Pan American plane to Persia We ll stop at a Persian rug manufacturer s The bralns of the outflt 1S Chester Duprey He s trying out something new flylng rugs As yet It lsn t pelfected Hls technical assistant Jlm Longlegs Sayah IS tlylng out the first 'P Yeah' Let s stay a few minutes and watch There he goes hes feeling hls Cheerios Now we know why they needed somebody xx lth long legs The thlng that hasn t been pelfected IS the steerlng dex ICQ A few more steps and we 19 IH the Sahala D9S91t The wlnd IS blow lng up a blg sandstorm We see a dark figure comlng towards us Why 1tS Hot Rod Harry Grout He gaxe up hls Bulck for a streamllned camel They may not go 95 m p h but they get you thele He s water boy for Robert Q Izor The clty of Barre doesnt seem to lnterest Bob any more so he s gone ln the business of ralslng deselt lats Now we go to melly old England Here we find an English Jackie Gleason show ln progress and we hear those famous last words of Teresa Harriman the second Jackie Gleason not lust and away we go but Tally ho and awav we go' The SDOHSOI of this educatlonal C 7 'J pro gram IS that lollx old chap Wesley Burton He sells those dellclous nu trltlous makes you feel gl umpy xltamln pllls One of the promoters for the show IS Nancy F Woodward She had so much money left OV91 from the three mllllon dollars she lnherlted that she declded she d lnx est It ln a profitable business ThlS way she can send all hel ten klds to college Whlle we re here let s swlm across the Channel to France Someone IS lust ahead of us splashing around llke mad Flsh Fln Jeannine San terre She s been trying for ages to swlm this channel but each time that French llfeguald Theda Barnes comes out and pulls hel back to shore So far Theda has the best llfe saxlng record of anyone IH Flance even though she sax ed the same pel son ex ery tlme The Eiffel Tow 91 IS lust ahead ls that Loulse Saulln at the tlp top? Ah' Now the llght dawns She s t1V1I1g to be anothel Statue de Llberte She s stlll carrying a torch fol all the xallant men I , V. . . . v. - 9 ' , 9 ' L A . - - l 7 , . . . . . . ,, 1 y , cc , , Q . , . , 4 N ,, . . . . 1 . .. e ,, . . . L x 4 V L 1 V , . 7 . . . Y . 1 , . . . , Y , y .. A ! Y n Y 7 . 7 ! Y 7 . , . .. . A ' .1 7 . . . 7 V . 7 . . . . . Y. n 7 - . , Y .. V Y . , . Y . . , . . i K K, . . . Q. , i ' A . m . , . , . nw n L x x 1 , . . . . . , K T S. L ' . .N . . . H ,, . A . . .. . , . , as Q Q ya in , K V Y. L -- Y ' ' KG ' Y! Y 7 7 so he has to drag his feet. ya . 4 4 . . . . - . . , ' v as vs Y - - Y - 7 , . . , . 1 ,ra ' . ww . . 4 1 1 an 4 Y x s s f .1 1 . - ' - , an 7 H 7 A 5 . ' 7 44 Y vy , 1 ', ' - 1 , N L f . L . . - . cy s ' - L 9 ' . . 1 7. . . ., , . . , , Y. v K - . . . . ,, . . ,, . K . 5 - , Y. . . ' , , , . ' .7 . 9 K ' ' 4 1 X T my I l . . ,N A . 4 . . .

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LONGHORN Class Prophecy Friday the 13th 1972 We are on our way to Earth 1n ou1 custom built rocket The S 55 Our mstruments tell us we are only 10 O00 miles from Earth Walt a minute here' What on earth I mean 1n space was that that lust went by Porky Mlllell What s he doing way up here Whv of course he s looking for his Hlgh Llfe One cfuth coming up As we come to a crashlng halt in Hope Cemetery we find none othei than our former cla s presldent Edard Steele now allas Digger O Steele swlnglng h1s feet from a tombstone singing I A1nt Got No body He s president of the Caretakers Assoclatlon W alkmg down Bank Hill we look through the big show window of a modernlstlc barbershop and theres Frenchy St Onge glxlng lnstruc tions on how to glV6 a glrl a crew cut Hel star pupll Make It Short Whlttemoie IS glxlng her first halrcut to Mamie Eisenhower Let s find Joan Lewis and flnd out how Connle got all this know how on hair cut ting We don t haxe to look far for she s right next door 1n the pool room managlng a 50 girl chorus llne This kld really rakes IH the dough We only recognize one of the guls 1n the chorus and that s Cuddles Callahan Sticks Joan IS so busy countlng her mone5 we hate to interrupt her so we ll leaxe Since all the rest of our former classmates seem to haue deserted the old home town of Waterbury we hop into our rocket and take off in a cloud of vtpor and a healtg. H1 Ho Sllvervsare' l I Next stop New York Clty Who s that we see coming out of the Hol land Tunnel? Why lt s Joe Lumbra He looks a little bewlldered You mean to tell us he hasn t found that underground route from Waterbury to the Latin Quarter vet P better hurry Joe Pretty soon you ll be too old to enioy it Here vse are on Broadway Well for goodness sake there s the big gest slgn we we seen yet All lit up ln blight colors Let s see It reads WILI IAM ROBIE S AND WILLIAM JOHNSON S HAREM INC Fat or tall Short oi small We two guys We like em all It seems they h We the biggest buslness ln Nevs York Clty X Two hops and a 1ump and we re 1n Coney Island Is that Stephen Cooley' Yes sir and what do you suppose he has with him His four year old twin daughters They re 1ust as sweet as they can be Steve seems to be hawlng qulte a time wlth them He lost one in The House of Glass and w ho do you think came to the rescue NV1tl1 his little magnifying glass I Detective Bernard Sweetser He was hired especlally to find those who get lost 1n The House of Glass Now how about a boat r1de The captain says he s about ready to cast off We ll take a tr1p to that llttle island out there IH the sea You know that captaln looks very familiar Why naturally Sleepy Woodwx ard He s so slow that they named the boat Slow Boat to Chlna My we haxe some xx ealthy passengers aboard to 1 - N ' ' as va - N ' , ' . K K K , K P a - , y . . Q , . D X , . . . ,, . . ,,, x , K , K K ' . , bc A ' J . K' Y K T ' , 4 . qv ' KK Y! ' 61 ' 97 'K 7 7 , . . . . . . H . , , 3 , , L, . L, , , yy ,w w. I v, v1 cl D 2 . , f . ' J ' . Y SL K6 7! . Y' V' ' K - ' L ' ' r' I ' 4 S ' , ll Y! , . . . . . . . . H ,, . . g , y . , A ,N .T . . - . I H . . ' . Y ' ' ' A ' 7 44 YY T T K K K , ! ' 66 ' the star of the show. She s doing her famous Dance of the Seven Cue . ,, . x u . . .. - .f I . f f, ' , I v ' . s I w K y , I lc ' I U - ' . . .H X . ,N . K, , K . K ' , . , . . . , . . . . 1 7 ' . , , v , N . , . . 1 K 1. V D , ' r ss K , 'L ' - S Aff ,v w ' ' ' -'y . 1. 71 A- , ' . L: 7 Y J A , , ! 7 r S, 1 1 1 ' . l V . K K C K K K . . , ' 1 we , . I 7 . . . . K, K , . - Y. , . ' Y .... . . .. , , . Y , , . . . , . . 7 , . . s ' C a xc ' 77 , , , , - ' 7

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LONGHORN Say thats whlt wed c ll f1 perfect out door cafe The slgn savs lxI'llV Wh1te s Slop Shoppe WhC1G You Eat Greet and Meet Youl Frlends A dally custom there IS the appearance of th it beautlful Parls fa hlon model Audry Belanger She has raw carrots and a half glass of dehydrated water Ol meals She has to keep her hlgh school glrl hgure to Ht 1nto all those sl1m dresses Her boss Mademolselle Drenna Longe 1ns1sts that she eat nothlng more bccau e 1n her buslne s you cant afford to oxer Indulge lt s about tlme ue started fol the good old U S sh Jres but Inst let s stop at the Unlx erslty of SYV1tl61l3HCl vxhele we nnd Professor Patrlcla FOIVQH teaching the elements of chemlstly to a group of undergraduates At the head of the Cla s IS Edlth Chenev Thls k1d really knows how to blow thlngs around the st1a1ns of tambour1nes and 1ellybeans Its that famous mus1c1an Bettv Guay Ex ery so often 1ust for varlety xx hlle Twlnkletoes Carolyn Eastman does her famous XR atel dlye Betty plays When Waterbury Drlb bles Down the Floor We Vwonder where Carolyn s cousln lVl1Ck19 East man IS after all th se Vears Oh now vse see her through our mlcroscoplc telescope clear up 1n Tennessee on her 600 acre farm She s1tt1ng on top of a load of hay smglng Whele D1d My Snowman G09 We take a !lU1Ck trlp to South Dakota to see 1f Betty Jacobs dec1ded to Joln the Alr Force She d1d and she seems happy so we ll leave her there ln her m1sery and go off to Boston to see Judy Ather It seems she s secre tary to a top buslnessman IH h1s accountlng office Let s take a stroll down the beach We see a flock of glrls laughing and glggllng IH a huddle and ww ho s 1n the m1ddle of the huddle? You guessed It Don Peck Now back to old Vermont and the foot of Mt Mansfield Juanlta Mansfield May has bought the place of her namesake and she s glvlng free rldes to everyone ox er elghty No wonder she doesnt lose any money Now It s about tlme we left but at the last mlnute Carol Bordeaux de clded she wanted to stay IH the good old U S and be presldent of Steele s Non Drlp Non Drop Plumbers ASSOCl3t1OH She s yust been appolnted dlrector of plumbers at the Y M C A 1n Burllngton So I guess Margxe Wlorse vtlll haue to go back to Mars alone and run our fleety force of fleas by herself VIARJORIE MoRsE CAROL BORDEAUX , x Y 2 Y v ap C - , . w' S. U S: , , ' v rx n , . c L A A . ' . 1 . v 7, I - 1 .N I 1 , ' n n L 1 F ' S , '. S ' R K. 1 .. 'S -. ' K J 3 sg :. ss, ' T , s s s s f ' , 7 3 S: 7 - . f . ,' ' w 1 ' 4 v 1 l fn y is f ' 7 S' ' 'A 4 V 1 4 ' ' S ' ff 'I K . W I v fl ' S 'Y J N m, n n. v I I . . W'e can see the shorehne of Florlda IH the mlst of early dawng we hear . . . c , k. A K , Y . . Y . H Y. ,, v - ' . Y ' Y 1 . v 66 I K 1 r ' Y vs 1 7 ' ' ' , Q . . , . D 7 . .b 4- 7 K K . - v K , ' . N' ' as 4 - H , l . f . f A w X1 , ' 7 . . . . , ' 1 Y , . . . W . 'w 1 W 1 , - . . . I w Y . , 1 Y . ,N . Y . . , - A L, 7 - . x' , ' U . , H . . ,, ,Y . H . A ' , - K . I s . . . . . .S f A S v' 7 a S 1 . ' , I l - A y