Waterbury High School - Longhorn Yearbook (Waterbury, VT)

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LONGHORN Class Prophecy Friday the 13th 1972 We are on our way to Earth 1n ou1 custom built rocket The S 55 Our mstruments tell us we are only 10 O00 miles from Earth Walt a minute here' What on earth I mean 1n space was that that lust went by Porky Mlllell What s he doing way up here Whv of course he s looking for his Hlgh Llfe One cfuth coming up As we come to a crashlng halt in Hope Cemetery we find none othei than our former cla s presldent Edard Steele now allas Digger O Steele swlnglng h1s feet from a tombstone singing I A1nt Got No body He s president of the Caretakers Assoclatlon W alkmg down Bank Hill we look through the big show window of a modernlstlc barbershop and theres Frenchy St Onge glxlng lnstruc tions on how to glV6 a glrl a crew cut Hel star pupll Make It Short Whlttemoie IS glxlng her first halrcut to Mamie Eisenhower Let s find Joan Lewis and flnd out how Connle got all this know how on hair cut ting We don t haxe to look far for she s right next door 1n the pool room managlng a 50 girl chorus llne This kld really rakes IH the dough We only recognize one of the guls 1n the chorus and that s Cuddles Callahan Sticks Joan IS so busy countlng her mone5 we hate to interrupt her so we ll leaxe Since all the rest of our former classmates seem to haue deserted the old home town of Waterbury we hop into our rocket and take off in a cloud of vtpor and a healtg. H1 Ho Sllvervsare' l I Next stop New York Clty Who s that we see coming out of the Hol land Tunnel? Why lt s Joe Lumbra He looks a little bewlldered You mean to tell us he hasn t found that underground route from Waterbury to the Latin Quarter vet P better hurry Joe Pretty soon you ll be too old to enioy it Here vse are on Broadway Well for goodness sake there s the big gest slgn we we seen yet All lit up ln blight colors Let s see It reads WILI IAM ROBIE S AND WILLIAM JOHNSON S HAREM INC Fat or tall Short oi small We two guys We like em all It seems they h We the biggest buslness ln Nevs York Clty X Two hops and a 1ump and we re 1n Coney Island Is that Stephen Cooley' Yes sir and what do you suppose he has with him His four year old twin daughters They re 1ust as sweet as they can be Steve seems to be hawlng qulte a time wlth them He lost one in The House of Glass and w ho do you think came to the rescue NV1tl1 his little magnifying glass I Detective Bernard Sweetser He was hired especlally to find those who get lost 1n The House of Glass Now how about a boat r1de The captain says he s about ready to cast off We ll take a tr1p to that llttle island out there IH the sea You know that captaln looks very familiar Why naturally Sleepy Woodwx ard He s so slow that they named the boat Slow Boat to Chlna My we haxe some xx ealthy passengers aboard to 1 - N ' ' as va - N ' , ' . K K K , K P a - , y . . Q , . D X , . . . ,, . . ,,, x , K , K K ' . , bc A ' J . K' Y K T ' , 4 . qv ' KK Y! ' 61 ' 97 'K 7 7 , . . . . . . H . , , 3 , , L, . L, , , yy ,w w. I v, v1 cl D 2 . , f . ' J ' . Y SL K6 7! . Y' V' ' K - ' L ' ' r' I ' 4 S ' , ll Y! , . . . . . . . . H ,, . . g , y . , A ,N .T . . - . I H . . ' . Y ' ' ' A ' 7 44 YY T T K K K , ! ' 66 ' the star of the show. She s doing her famous Dance of the Seven Cue . ,, . x u . . .. - .f I . f f, ' , I v ' . s I w K y , I lc ' I U - ' . . .H X . ,N . K, , K . K ' , . , . . . , . . . . 1 7 ' . , , v , N . , . . 1 K 1. V D , ' r ss K , 'L ' - S Aff ,v w ' ' ' -'y . 1. 71 A- , ' . L: 7 Y J A , , ! 7 r S, 1 1 1 ' . l V . K K C K K K . . , ' 1 we , . I 7 . . . . K, K , . - Y. , . ' Y .... . . .. , , . Y , , . . . , . . 7 , . . s ' C a xc ' 77 , , , , - ' 7

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LONGHORN B111 ROb16 B1lly Johnson Wesley Bu1ton QOHHIS St Onge Lobby 1101 J1m Say ah and Be1na1d Svx eetser Appearmg 1n My Lady s Lace xx h1ch vxent to the New England Fes t1Xdl at Marblehead Massachusetts vxere Harold G1out and Jamce Iowe Ex 1dently the Class of 55 got mo1e muslc m1nded th1s yea1 fOl we had a larger delegatlon at All State It conslsted of Theda Barnes Audry Be langer Carolyn Eastman Harold G1out Drenna Longe COHHIG St Onge and J1m Sayah W1th the added bu1dens xfxe had acqu11ed xxe began to settle down and act l1ke d1gn1f1ed lad1es and gentlemen somet1mes' Aud1y Belanger xxas an excellent cho1ce for Good C1t1zensh1p G1rl she had more than her share of ou1 burdens and she shouldered them well Pacmg the Longhorns were Co captalns Edd1e Steele and B111 ROb16 Ably ass1st1ng, the g1rls xars1t5 were Joan Lexxls and Connle St Onge We had a xery attract1ve peppy chee11ead1ng squad th1s year Guess why' They were all senlors Captaln Carol Bordeaux Teresa Halllman Lee W1lde Betty Guay Betty Jacobs and Janlce Loxxe dld the1r best to glxe the teams that extra Zlp Joan Lexx1s captuxed first pr1ze at the Della Sxxasev P1176 Speakmg Contest Stexe Cooley prox ed to be an able speaker bv xx 1nn1ng two contests and gomg, to the State Flnals 1n the Leglon Orato11al Contest Spr1nt1ng to x1ctor1es 1n a Dlllllbel of 1uns Be1nard Sxxeetse1 J1m Sayah and Edd1e Steele earned track letters Harold Grout B111 RObl6 and Eddle Steele have been pa1t1c1pants 1n baseball earnlng two three and fou1 letters 1espect1xe1y After yea1s of wa1t1ng and earn1ng money xxe VS616 finally on our xxay to the Blg Toxxn It was a xxonde1 ful tr1p and the1e a1e many pleasant 1nemor1es ln the hearts and m1nds of most of us Then May was here Although mayflovx ers a1e symbollc of th1s month we 3SSOClat6 May VV1th the Jumor Prom The Jun1o1s had a xe1y success ful prom but of course they had one advantage they were puttlng It on 1n hono1 of a successful cla s tWe hate to braglb Aboxe and beyond all we vxlsh to thank MIS Gough and M1 Rowe fo1 thelr tlme and ene1 gy th1oughout these last four years If It hadn t been for thelr leadersh1p and the ass1stance of many xe1y fine teache1s some of us m1ght not be graduatmg for another four years Novx that vse a1e clothed ln our graduat1on caps and gowns vxe feel a sadness at partmg from classmates frlends and teache1 s We xx1ll be sep aratmg now to find our separate ways 1n l1fe Whlle vx1sh1ng, each one all the success 1n the world vxe xx1sh to say Ex en though xxe may be out of s1ght xxe 11 not be out of m1nd God bless each and ex ery one of you and may all of you1 dreams come t1ue BETTY J AC oBs J ANIC E LoWE ' ' ' 1 1 Q ' ' 3 1 1 1 K 1 K 1 - 1 1 1 v 1 . 1 v , 1 . ' ' 11 1 11 , y T K- K 1 1' ' ' , 11' 1 1, 1 ' ' ' .4 . v- N , 4 - . .1 1 4 1 I I1 . . I - - . K, 1 1 1 1 ' Y . A- 7 1 - , , ,-. Lv 1 1 Y' ' I . . . . . D , 1 I L L x s h 1 A- . . . . ', v . . . AL L1 T A n Y Y D1 Q 1 v l 4 . . 1 , . 1 , . . . K . .. . . , , ' u I '1 Y . . v 1 1 K1 K y 1 Ls ' Y. 1 . 1 ' v. . 1 1 U 4 1 1 v 1 1 1 v- ' w 1 1 1 1 1 V 1 1 r Y . S c , L . 1 S, . , S ., , . . . . . n . . I V . , 1 1 . f, 1 7 1 , , , 1, 1 . I . . . . Y Y V J V ax ' 7 11 , 1 ' A 1 . , 1 L' I1 L k he 1 7 1 Q s f ' 'w . 1 1 1 , xx n nk V 1 ' 1 1 1 1 . ' S1. . 1 1' 4 1 1 . 1 - . ' ' . . ' 1 1 1 1 .1 1 1 1 - ' ' 1 K- 1 T S, 1 1' 1 1 , , ' 41. 7 1, '- u Y L' ,- l Y Y. Y 66 Y Y K 1 1 . Y , v 1 . 1 , I Q w fu ,T - 1 . 1 1

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LONGHORN day There s a lady with an orlglnal blue mlnk and wlll you look at that sparkler on her left hand Well what do you know Janice Lowe She always sald she d strlke It rlch And her husband to be IS ox er slx feet tall too I guess she s true to her word We xe finally reached our destlnatlon The Isle of Beal ded Men con quered and settled by none othel than Peach Fuzz Wlllsle W1lll3mS H has a very small harem Actuallv lts made up of three glrls W1llS16 doesnt seem to mlnd though He nexer dld llke glrls anyway It s back to our boat and we re off to HHYNHII the land of flesh sea breezes and rlch warm sunshine We bet we know whom we wlll find here Yes slr there he IS lounging under a cocoanut tree as cool and collected as usual Bllly Russell he s so rlch now he pavs the Hawallan glrls to dance for hlm ex ery hour on the hour Hls fax Orlte IS a cute llttle Amerlcan glrl wlth a real dalk tan Ex ery one thlnks she s Haw allan but we know different It s Lee Wllde She gets paid extra she dances on the half hours too We declded to take a Pan American plane to Persia We ll stop at a Persian rug manufacturer s The bralns of the outflt 1S Chester Duprey He s trying out something new flylng rugs As yet It lsn t pelfected Hls technical assistant Jlm Longlegs Sayah IS tlylng out the first 'P Yeah' Let s stay a few minutes and watch There he goes hes feeling hls Cheerios Now we know why they needed somebody xx lth long legs The thlng that hasn t been pelfected IS the steerlng dex ICQ A few more steps and we 19 IH the Sahala D9S91t The wlnd IS blow lng up a blg sandstorm We see a dark figure comlng towards us Why 1tS Hot Rod Harry Grout He gaxe up hls Bulck for a streamllned camel They may not go 95 m p h but they get you thele He s water boy for Robert Q Izor The clty of Barre doesnt seem to lnterest Bob any more so he s gone ln the business of ralslng deselt lats Now we go to melly old England Here we find an English Jackie Gleason show ln progress and we hear those famous last words of Teresa Harriman the second Jackie Gleason not lust and away we go but Tally ho and awav we go' The SDOHSOI of this educatlonal C 7 'J pro gram IS that lollx old chap Wesley Burton He sells those dellclous nu trltlous makes you feel gl umpy xltamln pllls One of the promoters for the show IS Nancy F Woodward She had so much money left OV91 from the three mllllon dollars she lnherlted that she declded she d lnx est It ln a profitable business ThlS way she can send all hel ten klds to college Whlle we re here let s swlm across the Channel to France Someone IS lust ahead of us splashing around llke mad Flsh Fln Jeannine San terre She s been trying for ages to swlm this channel but each time that French llfeguald Theda Barnes comes out and pulls hel back to shore So far Theda has the best llfe saxlng record of anyone IH Flance even though she sax ed the same pel son ex ery tlme The Eiffel Tow 91 IS lust ahead ls that Loulse Saulln at the tlp top? Ah' Now the llght dawns She s t1V1I1g to be anothel Statue de Llberte She s stlll carrying a torch fol all the xallant men I , V. . . . v. - 9 ' , 9 ' L A . - - l 7 , . . . . . . ,, 1 y , cc , , Q . , . , 4 N ,, . . . . 1 . .. e ,, . . . L x 4 V L 1 V , . 7 . . . Y . 1 , . . . , Y , y .. A ! Y n Y 7 . 7 ! Y 7 . , . .. . A ' .1 7 . . . 7 V . 7 . . . . . Y. n 7 - . , Y .. V Y . , . Y . . , . . i K K, . . . Q. , i ' A . m . , . , . nw n L x x 1 , . . . . . , K T S. L ' . .N . . . H ,, . A . . .. . , . , as Q Q ya in , K V Y. L -- Y ' ' KG ' Y! Y 7 7 so he has to drag his feet. ya . 4 4 . . . . - . . , ' v as vs Y - - Y - 7 , . . , . 1 ,ra ' . ww . . 4 1 1 an 4 Y x s s f .1 1 . - ' - , an 7 H 7 A 5 . ' 7 44 Y vy , 1 ', ' - 1 , N L f . L . . - . cy s ' - L 9 ' . . 1 7. . . ., , . . , , Y. v K - . . . . ,, . . ,, . K . 5 - , Y. . . ' , , , . ' .7 . 9 K ' ' 4 1 X T my I l . . ,N A . 4 . . .