Waterbury High School - Longhorn Yearbook (Waterbury, VT)

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7fze .fanqlzoan other than Bud Sweet. He seemed to be enjoying the job of sitting behind the cash register at the Slappy Sweet Slop Shop. In back of the shop was a lanky rndryrdual He yyas telling a group of tourists that he had been a lumber baron but after his fifth wife dry orced him he had decided he would take up professional loafing By the way that was Ernest Rob bins From the Slop Shop we looked up the ayenue to the local school house where we found two of our hard working grrls One was Grace Abare who w as rurrnlng the commerclal department The other w as Eye lyn Brown the principal s wife w ho was yust running Before this coun try scene disappeared yve saw Theda Nelson emerging from Moron Court yy 1th nine little half Nelsons The next yrew was quite different It showed a collectlon of sky cr apers You guessed rt rt w as the city When you think of a crtv vou think of some poor policeman w ho has to walk h1s beat and a policeman was the first person we noticed Under a blue unrform was the manly form of Bob Bordeaux Near a gorgeous penthouse yye saw Playboy Don Nelson parked 1n his gy roplane flirting with Eyelyn Krlby who was mow ing her small roof top lawn rn an attempt to hide her excitement W should haye told her that she had gone oy er the same section three times Soon yye spotted a night club ow ned by Phyllis Falardeau We could hear the strains of Swanee being crooned by that soloist Eleanor Preble And there was Bill O Brien being thrown out by the bouncer Doug Clifton' B111 must haye thought he could get rn free just because he was Miss Preble s chauffeur He should haye known that the only place you can get free admittance for being a chauffeur rs at a basketball game Soon a very important looking building appeared before us and as our super X1SU8l srght penetrated its wall we found Lawyer Willard Breen pleading the case Marv Jane Talbert ys Dr Joan Mason Mary had once ow ned seven prize dogs which became sick all at once She took them to Dr Mason to be cured but the latter yust hastened their death Attorney Breen wishing to display his talents w as fighting for both sides of the case so that he might be sure to win in the end Next yye obsery ed the Cutemanbleed Barber Shop where Dick Belanger a barber w as g1y ing Bob Campbell a dentist a yery close shaye Dick was beratrng Bob for extracting two teeth that he hadnt wanted pulled Hearing the words Ah' Sweet rey enge we sadly looked aw ay At a busy street corner amid roaring traffic w as Melyrn Dunphy engaged rn a yrgorous cony er sa be a salesman but we couldnt make out w hether he w as selling., an article or himself Next yye sayy the Pat Quinn Model Agency Just enter mg., the agency w ere fiye of the w orld s most famous models Tina Jones The Fycs Jean Drrstoll The Smile Betty Smith The Prohle Wrnr fred Sw eeney The Islgure and Marilyn Haryey The H 111 Then yye yy ere at the docks yy here an Australian sheen owner yy as try mg, to conyrnce the people that her VK arren sheep yy ere superior to others At the mention ot Warren we knew that Chri trne Eurrch yy is trying to pull the w ool oy er omebody s ey es Farther doyyn the dock yye sayy a ship s Q rptarn trying, to get ready to et sall but the hip creyy yy rs in no hurry and C C G Captain C rtherlne Crandheld couldnt eem to round them up This slnp yy as called the Grandheld Special for Lonely Hearts V . . A6 V Y 77 . 1 D . 1. v . 1 fs. 1 ' 1 ' Y ' - . N, . . ' 1 v , , . V 1 ' . ' V V V - , . . . , . , . , . . . V 's 1 V V . 7 - ' Y. . . - . . S - V - . V . 'X Y Yr Y l . ' Y . . 7 7 R - . e v 7 1 ' ' Y . Y . . . ' u rv ' , ' . , . . , . . Y . 1 ! ' . 7 . . Y . 9 7 1 1 7 7 , V .. . . 7 n 1 . , , . 7 7 . - , ss 19 Y ' V ' V' 7 Y Y Y 7 ' . v , v l V ' 7 H V V H V V V V V V . . , . . , . . Y u V. y Y . V. v H - Y 7 ' tion yy'1th a young lady who proved to be Barbara Morse. He seemed to Lf K 1 ' V 1. ,V L1 ' y 1 Q ' ' . T 1. V ' V V 1' . . . . ' . A W . . T y v 1 q 1 1 '1 1 1 ' 1 .4 r .Y v ' s n, A W ,H ' , . an ' H ' an , ' 'v ' ' 1. - 1 - T 9 ,Y I v ' . V U . V .' V . s V V H ' J' .V r 9 1 4 . . 2 ' V V . , V V 1 , 1 . '. . 3 V , 1 V. V . V- . - Q 1 Q V 1 V Q. 1 Q 1. 1. 1 1 v' ' 1 S 1 . M g V 1 4 Q v' 1 v 1 4 4 u - 1- 11 ' 4' 1 . , 1 .2 , ' V-V' ,- ,- - . tV S Lu- ' 7 - S ' 'S . - V2 K. ' . .tV ' . . .. 2 K 1 ' , s I s 1 ' 1, 1 .4 tt 11 ' lla - Q v 1 Q 1 i.

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'7f1e .fomffnofm Cfass Prophecy I WON DER? I slowly contlnued down the dlmly llghted alley I enloyed these walks ey en though the people wlth w hom I l1y ed and assoclated d1dn t ap proye of them but I consldered It safe enough now IH the forb1dden alley The walk was w ell pay ed On each slde were dark closed doors and there w as barely enough llght to see where I was golng As I rounded a corner I w as knocked roughly down by someone w ho seemed much more 1n a hurry than I was After we picked oursely es up I notlced that he was dressed rather queerly He had on a fortune teller s costume and I couldn t keep from laughmg Much to my surprlse he too started laughlng Then I thought to myself Maybe he Isnt all there He asked me lf I had seen hls crystal ball x I declded that I had better humor hlm so I sa1d No but I w1ll help you find It We walked down the alley and we found the crystal ball 1n a corner I finally lnqulred who he was and why he wanted thls crystal ball He lnformed me with a great YVRXIHL of hls alms and head that he w as the great Jack Know Nothlng Tell All Keefe and that he needed the ball to make h1s nlghtly ga7e I was surprlsed when I heard the name for I had graduated with a boy by the same name but I d1dn t thlnk that th1s character could be he Yet a lot can happen 1n fifteen years' When I asked he xmmedlately sa1d that he was the Jack Keefe from Waterbury I told h1m that I was Harold Boyden h1s old pal He suggested that we look 1nto the crystal ball to see lf we could find any of our former class mates We sat on the floor and Jack started saylng stupld th1ngs as usual and waylng h1s arms Much to my amazement the ball started to glow Before us was a lovely beach scene The first person we notlced was a glrl sunnlng herself ln a flowered cellophane bathlng su1t and on a closer obsery ation we saw that It was Ruth Mary Hlckorv getting a tan for a beauty contest As We were gazlng at her pulchrltude who should appear but Andy Carpenter whose attlre was sllghtly ragged and as we watched hlm all that we could gather was that he had gone 1nto the pro fesslon of a beachcomber Yes he always was lndustrlousl Then swoop mg down from the Sk16S came a plane and at 1ts controls was our old frlend Allce Grayes When she flew closer we saw a ladder and grapple hook attached to her plane We assumed that she had modernlzed her man huntmg equlpment Farther down the beach we spled a happy contented couple It was Geneyleye Izor and Eben Smlth They were w ell establlsh ed wlth Genexleve holdlng down more than her half Vthen we looked agaln we saw Lorralne Carpenter showlng her suntan bathlng sult to a throng of appreclatne admlrers Before the scene faded away we notlced a concession booth whlch ady ertlsed as speclaltles Sugar House Dogs Burgs and Steaks Immedlately we knew that lt was operated by John Qulnn and John Harrlngton The next scene presented a loyely .blue sky and roll1ng wooded h1lls At the base of these hllls w as a small country town named Westoy ershoe of Threebuckles County At the outsklrts we notlced Buddy Deal slttlng on a stump looklng through field glasses We follow ed hlS gaze and saw a lot of comely glrls practlclng a folk dance Buddy was st1ll obserylng new ter11tor1es for somethmg that takes less work and enelgv Glanclng back at the town we saw a large slgn leadlng S S S S We became curlous and looklng below the slgn saw a cafe and Its propuetor w as none . w v v - V l v I v . v w A u nf v ' 1 u y v v' v ' v . 1 , - , .. , . . v v + ' v ' - 1 a , l , v Y Y D . . y 7 . f ' 1 Y . . , . tl r 9 . . , . L I' , , . . , 44 - x av , - , . , . . . . . x L u K, D. . . U , Y. s K ' 9 9 V sv , , . , . . . Y ' . . . 1 Y. T . 1 . , . , 7 - - - - - a . . v . 4 . . . , . . 1 . , . I , . , . . L ., , ' K. , . Y ' v . . - . . . . ' . , A 1 K 9 s . v , . v ' 1 L . 7 . . ' 9 , , . , 9 K s 7 7 . - It . , I K H. , Y ' . Y I . 1 . , , . . . ' ' v 1 y v 1 v , L . . , n Lx! A ' ' . . V v . ' 1 ' 1 r v 1 v v g L n - v' v' ' v Y v . 7 V . v. . ' . . . v . Y Y . . V . Y . . . H ' 9 r as ' , , - Y 7 Y . Y . , . , . . . . Y . v . v . . . , . v . . . Y Y . ,. v Q. . w . v . . . , .. V . . v 1 v f V' 4 ' 3- U , . . . . . . V . v . .. Y 1 ' r H 1

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7fze foaglnofm Close bx on a ljullfllllg xxas a colorful placald proclalmrng that NIEIIX Deal the Chdm131OH xx restler xx ould meet all comers Remembellng hoxx she prled her x1Ctlms up rn hlgh chool xxe xx eren t SUlDI'1S9Cl that she had no comers Another lgn adxe1t1sed the nexx book on the market bx Bumpx Nlartln It xxas the stolx of a great sxxlmmer named Ixaufman Yes It xx xs our oxxn Dlck Kaufm xn At last he had found somethlng he could do better than plax basketball We notlced a couple of people hurl xlng doxxn the docks toxxards the boat Bccausc ot the mox 19 thcx h1d rust made The Loxe ot Nlx I rfc thc txxo stars Walter Ioxxe and lydla Ianglols xx cre taklng a compulsory tour around the xxolld As thc scene st zrted to change xxe IlOtlC8ll a xxould be pol1t1c1an bc 11 Ing the s1g.,n Note For Nle Dot Nlorlell for Nlaym I xx1ll do xx ondcrs for xou Wc declded that xxe xx ould do our oxxn xx onderlng and looked elsexx hcle Nothlng xxould be complete xxlthout somethlng fantastlc from our class and xxe found It 1n Fantasla the C1tV of perfectlon which xx as float mg far aboxe th1s old planet Here xxe smelled somethlng xelv strong, commg, from a local lab Yes xou re rlght It xx as John Brunell mlxrng up one of hls xx onders to the xxorld and to hlmself' We left John and rence Dufresne Fhey seemed completelx absorbed 1n a book bearlng the tltle The Professlon of Loafing ln Ten Easy Lessons Then xxe xxere attracted by a slgn 'Hake 'Wore and Better Nluscles and saxx Nlary Tler ney conductlng a class 1n gy mnastrcs We alxx axs thought that bclng such a smart glrl xxould get her more than muscles' We prob xbly xxould haxe seen much much more ln our crx stal ball lf xxc had not been attacked by txxo large poxxerful looklng 1Hfl1X1dlJ2ilS Well sa1d one of them as they dragged us doxxn the xllev I dont knoxx hoxx these vuys get out of thelr rooms ex erx night but they do and each tlme xxe find them lookrng, 1nto that old fish boxvl The other attendant sald Sax xxhat d1d these guxs do before thex ended up rn th1s sanatouum' Well I heard that thc fortune teller I mean the one that thlnks he 15 xx as the ed1to1 of Farm Hobbx but hls hatred of xxork and loxe of mrschlef caused hrs breakdoxxn The other character llked hrstorx so much IH h1s school d'1xs he thought he xx as George Washlngton and xx as hauled 1n for slgmng, W3ShlHgTOD s name 1n a hotel reglstel Wrth th1s Jack and I xx ere ushered 1nto our SDHCIOUS sultes ID the left xxlng Well I suppose xou xxon t bellexe what xxe saxx 1n the crxstal ball but 11115 the truth I m sure of It aren t you? HAROLD Box DEN J oHN KEEFE 1 1 ' I 1g 1 s 1 1 . - r 1 1 . , ' 1 1 1 1 , 1x1 1' ,1 1 . . , . ,I 1 l '1 'I I 1 . l C 1 1 , 1 a ' 1 1 L1. . S' 1 1 'L1 1 1 1 1 I ' 1 1 1 1 1 1 4 1 1. 7: I 0 12 K1 1 1 ' , 7 4 Z ' I .1 g K1 . J- 1 0 4 V I 1 ' 1 1 1 V' V 45 v ' v I ,s v 1 1 v .1 I 1 A t 4 A, A . ' . , ' 1 ' 1 4' 7 1, 1 1 . ' 1- 1 . .1 1 1 f . 1 1 ' L. , .1 . A1 2 V . v . 4. Y. ,, , W I r 1 ' ' ' Ji ' r 1 A v 1 ' . 1 1 1' 1 , 1 1 H y ' 4 1 . , . . . N . 1 1 1 ' , , 1 , 1 .. . , V . . r 1 i1 . 1 K1 K1 ' v 1 L1 ,- . r 1 v , .r V V . . . ., V . . , . 1 V 1 1 1 I came upon two famlllar figures who proved to be Bob Sherman and Laxv- n 1 ' 1 v 1 ' I . ' if ' ' y v !7 V Y , . . .. .. 1' 44 I 1 1 ,7 1 . ' . , A I4 4 1 . , 1 ' I - 1 . ' . 1 1 1 ' 1. 1 1 ' f1 1 1 1 1 5' 1 Z Y V ' 1 1 ' n Y 1 I ' 1 , , . . 1 1 1 ' 7 ' ' 1' 1 , .. at vs , ' , , , an 1 , . . ' f f . z y, v 7 1 I 1 1 1 1 ' K ' C L .1 7 9 l . V . r . 1 ,, 4 1 . ii 1 1 . 1 1 1 7 ' 7 1 ! ' 1, ' 11 ' ' 1 1 1' ' 7' 54 . , . ' 1. , , , . '-1 1. 1 ' 1 U 1 1 9' ' 1 1 1 .K1 . K 'I1 1 v . 1 5 4 . .L1 1 v K1 5 A r n A r x 1 1- '1 1 1 1 7 . 1 1 1 ' 4 v 1 1 . , . . U . L . , . .Y , rv 1 . , . . . , . 1 - A ,