Waterbury High School - Longhorn Yearbook (Waterbury, VT)

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7fze faagfrolm Gabriel blows his horn, or you'll be caught in that mean old world and have to live there, and probably you'll have to haunt a house, that is, if you can find one that is unoccupied. With that, George disappeared again. I scarcely noticed it this time, as I was getting quite used to it, and besides, I was becoming a little faded looking myself. Floating down to earth, I noticed that Stanley and Orvie were stranded on Mars. Oh, well, thought I, they'll be in tomorrow. I landed on the roof of a rather queer looking building in New York. It had a blue roof pink walls and golden plastic elevators I rode up and down on the ioof of the elevator a few times until I heard the operator say Billie Bigelow s Die s Shoppe Iunterlng Miss Bigelow s establish ment through the wall of course I found myself in the reception room There behind a glass desk was Mae Davis chewing gum and leading True Confessions In back of her was a sign that said Mlss Bigelow s Oflice Very Pilv ate I drifted through the closed door and honestly if I hadn t been a ghost my color would have lighted up the room Evi dently Miss Bigelow w as holding a buslne s conference with her manager Robeit Harvey Before I could drag my eyes away whom should I see under the desk busily taking notes on the proceedings but Paul DeCelle He wo1e a big badge labeled Secret Snooper Paul always w as good at prving into things I went back to 11d1ng up and down on the elevator Suddenly I heard a rather sharp voice below me saying But I don t need a hostess gown I need a host of gow ns' It w as Marion Bragdon buying a new ward robe to catch hei tenth husband I got off at the Costume Salon sixth floor and guess who was model ing clothes Margv Towne and Waneta Woodard At the present time Margy had on a lovely ev ening dress and Waneta looked perfectly at home in a silk lined pau of woolen dungarees and shirt of course As I left the building after one last llde down the elevator shaft I iealized how lucky it w as that I was a ghost Raphael Lowe driving a long orchid and mustard yellow convertible coupe came tearing down the avenue which I was leisurely floating across When he tore through me I had all I could do to keep my ectoplasm all togethei and it would have been iather embarrassing losing some of it Scarcely had I recovered from that episode when Richard Izor driving his new Atomic Ice Truck came speedlng down the sti eet I felt rather mischievous so I floated into the cab and pushed the release button thus scattering ice from 16th Avenue North to 32nd Park Row I decided that this evening I would visit th ew Take All Ya Got Club that had iust opened down the street It wa esigned by Freeman Sweetsei and Jean Guptill and patterned after The Lost Weekend Theie w eie pink elephants on the ceilings blue giraffes on the walls and faccs on the floor 9SD6LldllX about two o clock in the morning The night club was owned bv Gailand Fletchei the chorus line was inspected by How aid Nayloi and the work w as done by lNo1man Nelson Right up fiont ncxt to the floor show it one of the best tables w ele Donald Pieble and Duane Athei Lpon noticing them I floated ov ei and it on thc light bulb Thcv seemed to be veiv engiossed in the flool show s0 much so that I tuined ibout and no w ondei theie w ere Baibaia Shei m in and Bevel lv Ha kin the two highest k1Ck6lS in the choius line and it then igc too' Listening, in on Donald s and Duanes conveisatlon I di covcicd th it bv sevei nl shicwd political moves Donald was now ch ugc of thc Duxbuiv politics ind that Duane of couise was DIQDAIIIIL, him foi biggci hclcls bv tcaching him Fiench If the old saying Big oaks 9 s - V . . V ' ' . . . ,, , . . . . K ,, U 9 , S ' ,Q - 9 7 l v V , II I I I I , ' sa ,' H Y ' ' u ' , ' y II I. I I I , II 4' V 77 ' ' v v ' 1 ' I 9 V v . V y ' '- I , . I ' ' ' I' S' ' , . I , I , , . , , ' xc H V , . V 1. . V ' , ' U 1 7 ' y 1 5' v ' ' 1 - ' 9 V 'V' 1 - I , I . , . J. w 1 ' 7 V V V 9 7 7 ' . . 1. Y 7 . y V V ' 9 ' 1 7 7 7 7 . ' y v 1 . V V I I . ! Y ' 7 V V ' v , I . . Y . v Y. . V . V Y H . 1 . I I . v , 4 ' is H . V . 1 A. TL, T K V '. .,s - .'. v v ' . ' ' y- ' y- . , I U . , V, V V V . . . . . V ' V. V V I V , I I I V. . , V . . V . V V V Y . , V I I . ' ,- . , V . V V . V . . . . , . I , 1 I . . - 4 . V ' ' ' y V V . , c . , S2 J r ' ,AV KV V .LV . AVL. . 5. V, V u V . . . 1 v - 1 ' 4 4 . U .- . I 1 , , I 2 . . D . S S' - ,- LV A . AV v . 3 . V r . . . . v . . V . V V . V V .VQ 1 1 , . I , I I . , 'S. V,., 2 NV b. V .2 K. ., . ' . - KV, . -.KV V in , 2 .,., , 4. .KV .k. 2 2 . v Vt. 9 V,L. . , . r . . . Q . n v . . . . Y Y. H . ' ff! 1 51 Y' ' T Y ' ' I 5 . I , I

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7fne fonglzaan xx earrng a long black dress I drdn t knoxx xx ho rt xx as at hrst but rust as soon as she spoke I knexx It xxas Genexa Boyce and her xorte sounded rust as rt drd xx hen she xx as Grandma Reardon rn our three act play I soon found out that she had been a school teacher and her last posrtron xxas prrncrpal of the Bolton Flats School and so I sard Well Gennre xou de serxe a xacatron Id ax you xe been through enough krnds of H H Hades doxxn there on earth If xou pass the hrgher authorrtres xxe ll keep xou rrght here rn Heax en As I opened the door for her to go out I heard her murmur Nex er thought Id make rt Nerther drd I Gennre nerther drd I rt xx as that school teacher that got me As I returned to mx desk I heard a r rp on the xxrndoxx Lookrng out I saxx Robert West Xou knoxx Robert he alxx axs takes the hardest xx ax to do thrngs I opened the xxmdoxx and rn he came I thought at first that Id pa s hrm but xxhen I remembered the cruel xx xx he used to throxx bottles at the umprre I rex ersed the decrsrorr Next one rn xx rs Wlalcolm 'Nelson He h rdnt changed a brt except mavbe a lrttle sloxxer and you knoxx that pl rce rn hrs harr xx here he made that terrrbly attractlxe xxaxe' Well there xx rs 1 lrttle dent rn hrs fore head rrght there' I alxxays told h1m no good xxould come of usrng xxaxe set and combrng so hard Close behrnd folloxxrng 'xlac xx as Charles Nlason He seemed to be rn such a rush that I asked hrm xx here he thought he xx as gorng to a fire tthat s a yoke son'J and he told me that he xxas rust tryrng to catch up xxrth Malcolm Hey says I I nex er knexx any one haxrng trouble dorng that be fore as a matter of fact I m surprrsed that he got here so early I looked up from my Hgurrng thrnkrng My amaarng hoxx many are gorng to the other plate and guess xvho xx as perched on the edge of my desk? Sally Randall She had a pencrl rn hand and xx as xx orkmg rndus trrously ox er some problem Lookrng ox er her shoulder at her notebook I saxx that she xx as strll xx orkmg on one of Nlr Roxxe s geometry problems Poor Sallv and after all these years Farth Rex nolds xxas the next one to check rn It s about trme I sard xx hen I saxx her Wh rt are xou a grandmother noxx Great grandmother sard Farth sxx eetlx Suddenly the door sprang open and there xxere Stanley Ather and Orxre Jones I glanced at my lrst of applrcants Hey you boys arent due xet' I knoxx that sard Stanlex I xx as rust experrmentrng xx rth the thrrd drmensron and Jones same along for the buggx rrde As soon as they left I xx rote a short e to St Peter I drdnt thrnk he d lrke the rdea ot people crashrng the Pearly Gates before therr trme Suddenlx George materralrzed rn front of me Gl rncrng up at hrm I notrced that he had a rather xx orrred expressron on hrs face I hate to ask you to do thrs he sard but there xx ere a texx people xxe couldn t get rn contact xxrth and xxe xx ondered rf xou d mrnd gorng doxxn and seerng rf xou could drg them up' If I had to drg them up I xxouldn t haxe to look tor them I sard laughrngly they xxould haxe reported a long trme ago I xxas dyrng tNoxx that s a stuprd remark J to go back to earth for 1 trme and saxx that thrs xx as my chance qurcklx I agreed O K says George But xou ll haxe to go as ettoplasm That s all rrght I sard And another thrng sard George Remember to tome back xx hen , - - 1 - I . 7 1 1 1 . . 1. 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