Washington University Saint Louis - Hatchet Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

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O t lUashimtfnn llnhirr$thi (L ho §c(uniI of £lottftsfrg _W_« SKINNERS ' KENNEDY STATIONERY CO. 312 N. Broadway «L Jftr mam Photo by Strauas ® m w TO WILLIAM KEENEY BIXBY, THE EMINENT FRIEND AND PATRON OF THIS INSTITUTION. THIS BOOK IS RESPECTFULLY DEDICATED w w © iV «.r •(■- „ P.I M- ' ■ ' ' •• ' «: -• :sc. THE HATCHET Corporation president: ROBERT SOMERS BROOKINGS. FIRST vice-president: WILLIAM KEENEY BIXBY. SECOND vice-president: HENRY WARE ELIOT. directors: HENRY WARE ELIOT. SAMUEL CUPPLES. ROBERT SOMERS BROOKINGS. CHARLES NAGEL. GEORGE OLIVER CARPENTER. ISAAC HENRY LIONBERGER. ALFRED LEE SHAPLEIGH. ADOLPHUS BUSCH. DAVID ROWLAND FRANCIS. WILLIAM EVANS GUY. GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS FINKELNBURG. EDWARD MALLINCKRODT. JOHN FITZGERALD LEE. WILLIAM KEENEY BIXBY. SECRETARY AND TREASURER: ALFRED QUINTON KENNETT. 7 THE HATCHET Calendar 1900-1907. Entrance Examination to the Undergraduate Department, Tuesday and Wednesday, September 25-20, 1900. Entrance Examination to the Law School, Tuesday, Sep¬ tember 25. Entrance Examination to the Medical College, Tuesday and Wednesday, September 25-20. Entrance Examination to the Dental College, Friday anil Saturday, September 28-29. School ok Fink Arts opens Monday, September 24. Un peki at aiu ' ate Dekartment opens Thursday, September 27. Law School opens Thursday, September 27. Medical College opens Thursday, September 27. Dental College opens Tuesday, October 2. Holiday, Thanksgiving Day, Thursday, November 29. Vacation, December 22, 1900, to January 1, 1907, inclusive. First Term ends Saturday, February 2. Second Term begins Monday, February 4. Holiday, Washington’s birthday, Friday, February 22. Holiday, Good Friday, March 29. University Holiday, Friday, May 10. Commencement, Medical College, Thursday, May 22. Commencement, Dental College, Friday, May 24. Exiiiiiition ok Work of School of Fine Arts, June 11-13. Entrance Examination to the Undergraduate Department, Monday and Tuesday, June 17-18. Commencement, Law School and Undergraduate Depart¬ ment, Thursday, June 20. Vacation, June 21 to September 20. S THE HATCHET Professors Winfield Scott Chaplin, A. M., LL. D. Chancellor. Graduate U. S. Military Acad¬ emy, 1870. Honorary A. M. Union College, 1885. LL. D. Harvard, 1893. Second Lieu¬ tenant, 5th U. S. Artillery, 1870- 1872. Civil Engineer on rail¬ way, 1872-1873. Professor Maine State College, 1873-1876. Imperial University of Japan, 1877-1882. Union College, 1883- 1886. Harvard University and Dean Lawrence Scientific School, 1886-1891. Chancellor Wash¬ ington University since 1891. Calvin Milton Woodward, A. B., Ph. D„ LL. D. Thayer Professor of Mathematics and Applied Mechanics and Dean of the School of Engineering and Archi¬ tecture. A. B. Harvard, 1860. Principal Classical High School, Newbttry- port. Mass., 1860-1865. Vice- Principal Academic Department Washington University, 1860. Organized Polytechnic Depart¬ ment, 1868. Professor of Math¬ ematics, Polytechnic Depart¬ ment, 1871. Thayer Professor of Mathematics and Applied Mechanics. Dean of Polytechnic School, later School of Engineer¬ ing, till 1896. Dean School of Engineering and Architecture, 1901. Organizer and Director of Manual Training School, 1879. Ph. D. Washington University, 1883. LL. D. Washington Uni¬ versity, 1905. Author of “His¬ tory of the St. Louis Bridge.” Member, National Council of Ed¬ ucation. Fellow, Vice-President and President American Associa¬ tion for Advancement of Science. President, Society for Promotion of Engineering Education. Pres¬ ident, Board of Education, St. Louis. President Aeronautical Congress, World’s Fair. Phi Beta Kappa. 10 THE HATCHET Marshall Solomon Snow, A.M., LL. D. Professor of History and Dean of the College. Phillips Exeter Academy, 1862. A. B. Harvard, 1865. A. M. Harvard, 1868. Sub. Master High School, Worcester, Mass., 1865-1866. Principal High School, Nashville, Tenn., 1866- 1867. Professor of Latin, Uni¬ versity of Nashville, 1867-1870. Principal, Montgomery - Bell Academy, University of Nash¬ ville, 1868-1870. Professor of Belles-Lettres, Washington Uni¬ versity, 1870-1874. Professor of History, Washington Univer¬ sity, since 1874. Registrar of the College, 1871-1877. Dean of the College since 1877. Acting Chancellor of the University, 1887-1891. LL. D., Washington University, 1905. Member, Mis¬ souri Historical Society. Corre¬ sponding Member Minnesota His¬ torical Society, Honorary Mem¬ ber New Hampshire Historical Society, Member American His¬ torical Association, of American Academy of Political Science. William Samuel Curtis, LL. B., LL. D. Dean of the Law School. Born Wayne County, Ind., 1850. A. B., Washington University, 1873. LL. B., St. Louis Law School, 1876. Practiced Law in Omaha, Neb., with firm of Curtis Keysor, later Curtis Shields. LL. D., Washington University 1905. Dean of the Law Depart¬ ment of Washington University since September, 1894. Phi Delta Phi. 11 THE HATCHET Robert Luedeking. Born in St. Louis, Missouri, No¬ vember 6, 1853. Studied in Uni¬ versity of Heidelberg, 1872- 1874. M. D. University of Strassburg, 1876. Studied in University of Vienna, 1877. Edi¬ tor of “St. Louis Weekly Medi¬ cal Review.” Dispensary Physi¬ cian and Clerk of Health Com¬ missioner and Board of Health, St. Louis. Acting Superintendent of City Hospital and Female Hospital. Lecturer on Patholog¬ ical Anatomy in St. Louis Medi¬ cal College, 1882-188:5. Profes¬ sor of Pathological Anatomy, 188:5-1892. Professor of Diseases of Children in Medical Depart¬ ment of Washington University, 1892. Dean of Medical Depart¬ ment, 1902. Physician to O ' Fal¬ lon Dispensary, to Jewish Hos¬ pital, and to St. Anthony ' s Training School for Nurses. Member of St. Louis Medical Society, of Medical Society of City Hospital Alumni, of Verein Deutscher Aerzte, of Pediatric Society of St. Louis, and of Mis¬ souri State Medical Association. John Hanger Kennerly, D. D. S., M. D. D. D. S. Missouri Dental Col¬ lege, 1888. M. D., Marion-Sims College of Medicine, 1897. Dean of the Dental Department of Washington University, and Pro¬ fessor of Clinical Dentistry in same. Member and ex-Presi- dent of Missouri State Dental Association. Member and ex- President of the St. Louis Dental Society. Member of the Nation¬ al Dental Association. Ex-Pres- ident and ex-Secretary of the National Association of Dental Faculties. Member of the Cen¬ tral District Dental Society of Missouri. Corresponding Member of the Illinois State Dental As¬ sociation. President of the In¬ stitute of Dental Pedagogics. Delta Sigma Delta. 12 THE HATCHET Photo by Strauss Halsey Cooley Ives, LL. D., Director of Museum and School of Fine Arts, Student of Ria- towski. Chief of Art Depart¬ ment of World ' s Columbian Exposition, Chief of Art Depart¬ ment, World’s Fair, St. Louis, 1904. Lay Member National Sculpture Society: Honorary Member American Institute Ar¬ chitects: Honorary M ember Chicago Art Institute: Member Academy of Science, St. Louis Artists’ Guild, National Arts Club, etc. Made Knight of the Danebrog by Christian IX, 1894; Knight, Order of Christ of Portugal, of the Order of the Rising Sun of Japan, Com¬ mander of the Double Dragon of China, Knight of the Order of the Iron Crown of Austria, Knight Commander Order of Saint Alexander of Bulgaria; Chevalier, Order of Leopold of Belgium. 13 THE HATCHET U ndergraduate Francis Eugene Nipher, A. M., LL. D. Wayroan Crow Professor of Physics. Ph. B. Towa Slate University. 1S70. A. M„ 1875. Assistant in Physics. Iowa State University, 1870-1874. Assistant Professor of Physics, Washington University, 1S74-1875. Wayman Crow Professor of Physics, Washington University, since 1875. LL. D., Washington University, 1905. Recording Secretary Academy of Science of St. Louis, 1S85-1890. President Engineers ' Club of St. Louis, 1S90. Director Missouri Weather Service, 1877-1887. Di¬ rector Magnetic Survey of Missouri, 1878-1883. Member California Eclipse Expedition, 1889. Ex-offlcio Trustee Missouri Botanical Garden, 1889-1890. Vice-President American Association for Advancement of Science, and Chair¬ man Physics Section at Washington Meeting, 1891. Member of American Physical Society. Author of “Theory of Magnetic Measurements,” with an appendix on the Method of Least Squares,” 180(1. Physical Society of France, 1900. Electricity and Magnetism, 1895. Beta Theta Pi. William Trelease, S. D., LL. D. Eugelmann Professor of Botany and Director of the Shaw School of Botany in Washington University since 1885. B. S. Cornell, 1880. S. D. Harvard, 18S4. Charge of Summer School of Botany, Harvard, 1883-1881. Lecturer on Botany, Johns Hopkins, 1S84. Professor of Botany, University of Wisconsin, 1883-1885. Director of Missouri Botanical Garden since 1889. President of Botanical Society of America, 1894-1895. Member of National Academy of Sciences, and of principal American and foreign Botanical Societies. Editor-in-Chief for America of Botanisches Cen- tralblatt. Associate Editor of American Naturalist and Botanical Gazette. LL. D., University of Wisconsin, 1902; University of Missouri, 1903. Delta Upsilon; Phi Beta Kappa; Sigma Xi. Otto Heller, Ph. D. Professor of the German Language and Literature. Gymnasium at. Dresden and Prague. Abiturientenexamen. 1881. Universities of Prague. Liepzig, Vienna, Berlin. 1881-188(1. Teacher of Greek, LaSalle College, Philadelphia, 1886-1888; of German in the Forsythe School and W. S. Blight’s School, Philadelphia, 1886-1891. Instructor in German and French, Massachusetts Institute of Technology, 1891-1892. Professor of the German Language and Literature, Washington University. 1S92. University of Chicago summers 1895-1897; Ph. D., 1897. University of Berlin, 1900-1901, Member of Royal Prussian Germanistic Seminar. Summer Schools, University of Ver¬ mont, Amherst. College, etc., since 1886. Head of German Department Chau¬ tauqua Institution, 1906. Member of Modern Language Association of America. American Philological Association, Goethe Society of Weimar. Edward Harrison Keiser, Ph. D. Eliot Professor of Chemistry. B. S. Swartbmore College, 1880: M. S., 1881. Fellow in Chemistry, Johns Hopkins University, 1882-1884; Ph. D., 1884; Instructor in Chemistry, 1884- 1885. Professor of Chemistry, Bryn Mawr College, 1885-1899. Professor of Chemistry, Washington University, 1899. Member of American Philo¬ sophical Society, American Chemical Society, German Chemical Society of Berlin, Society of Chemical Industry of London, St. Louis Chemical Society, Academy of Science, St. Louis. 14 THE HATCHET John Lane Van Ornum, C. E. William Palm Professor of Civil Engineering. B. S. in Civil Engineering, University of Wisconsin, 1888; C. E„ 1891. En¬ gaged in railroad, municipal and government engineering in Wisconsin, Michigan, Georgia, Florida and Tennessee. Chief Topographer, Mexican Boundary Survey. Major in Third U. S. Volunteer Engineers in the war with Spain. Member of American Society of Civil Engineers, American Society for Testing Materials, International Society for Testing Materials, Society for Promotion of Engineering Education, National Irrigation As¬ sociation. Fellow American Association for Advancement of Science. Pres¬ ident. Engineers ' Club of St. Louis, 1903. Member Academy of Science of St. Louis. Beta Theta Pi. Frederick Aldin Hall, A. M., Litt. D. Collier Professor of Greek. A. B. Drury College, 1878. Principal of Drury Academy, 1878-1893. Studied at. University, Gottingen, 1891-1892. Instructor in Greek, Drury College, 1881-1893. A. M.. Drury College, 1SS1. Goodell Professor of Greek, Drury College, 1893-1901. Dean of Drury College, 1899; Litt. D.. 1901. Professor of Greek, Washington University, 1901. Member of American Philological Association, aud member of Archaeological Institute of America. Trustee of Drury College. President. Washington University Association. President St. Louis Classical Club. Frederick William Shipley, A. B., Ph. D. Professor of Latin. A. B. University of Toronto, 1892. Fellow in Latin, University of Chicago. 1894-1897. Student American School for Classical Study in Rome, 1895-1896. Assistant in Latin. University of Chicago, 1897-1898. Head of Department of Latin, Lewis Institute, Chicago, 1898-1901. Ph. D., University of Chicago. 1901. Professor of Latin, Washington University, 1901. Secretary of the Faculty of the College. Member of Managing Committee of American School for Classical Study in Rome. Member of Council of Archaeological Institute of America, and Secretary of St. Louis Society of the Institute. Member of American Philological Association and the Classical Association of the Middle West and South. Chi Psi. Gaston Douay, A. M. Professor of French Language and Literature. Educated in France. Traveling Fellow of the Ministere du Commerce, 1889- 1892. Taught French in New York in Preparatory School, then as lecturer in the Department of Romance Languages and Literatures, Columbia Uni¬ versity, New York, 1892-1897. Instructor, then Assistant Professor, and then Professor of the French Language and Literature, Washington Univer¬ sity, 1897. Member of the Modem Language Association of America. Henry Caples Penn, A. M. Professor of English. A. B. Central College, 1885. Teacher of Language, Hendrix College, 1885- 1887. Assistant Professor of English, University of Missouri, 1887-1904. Harvard Graduate School (Townsend Scholar), 1892-1894. A. M. Harvard, 1893. Berlin University, 1902-1903. Professor of English, Washington Uni¬ versity, since 1904. 15 THE HATCHET Arthur Oncken Lovejoy, A. M. Professor of Philosophy. A. B. University of California, 1895. A. M„ Harvard, 1897. Harvard Uni¬ versity, 1895-1898. .James Walker Fellow of Harvard University, in the Uni¬ versity of Palis, 1898-1899. Assistant. Professor of Philosophy, Stanford University, 1899; Associate Professor, 1900. Professor of Philosophy In Washington University, 1901 Secretary of the Western Philosophical As¬ sociation. 1903-1900: Robert Heywood Fernald, M. E., A. M., Ph. D. Professor of Mechanical Engineering. B. M. E. Maine State College, 1S92. Graduate Student in Architecture, Mas¬ sachusetts institute of Technology, 1892-1S93. Instructor in Mathematics and Mechanical Engineering, Case School of Applied Science, Cleveland, O., 1893-1890. Assistant Professor of Mechanical Engineering at the same insti¬ tution, 1890-1900. M. E. Case School of Applied Science, 1898. Graduate Student, Columbia University, New York City, 1900-1902. Fellow Columbia University, 1900-1901. M. A. Columbia University, Ph. D. Columbia Uni¬ versity. 1902. Professor of Mechanical Engineering, Washington University, 1902. Member of American Society of Mechanical Engineers, Society for the Promotion of Engineering Education, Engineers ' Club of St. Louis, Academy of Science of St. Louis. Beta Theta Pi. Frederick Maynard Mann, C. E., M. S. Professor of Architecture. B. C. E. University of Minnesota, 1892; C. E., 1898. B. S. Massachusetts In¬ stitute of Technology, 1894; M. S., 1895. N. P. R. R. Construction Depart¬ ment, 1890-1892. Instructor in Architectural Design, University of Penn¬ sylvania, 1895-1S98. Practicing Architect, Philadelphia, 1898-1902. Professor of Architecture, Washington University, 1902. Member American institute of Architects; T Square Club, Philadelphia; St. Louis Architectural Club. Sigma Xi. Psi Upsilon. Edgar James Swift, A. B„ Ph. D. Professor of Psychology and Pedagogy. A. B. Amherst College. Student of Psychology and Pedagogy, Berlin and Leipzig. Professor of Psychology and Pedagogy, State Normal School, Stev¬ ens Point, Wis., 1895-1900. Fellow in Psychology, Clark University, 1902-1903. Ph. D., Clark University, 1903. Professor of Psychology and Pedagogy, Wash¬ ington University, 1903. Phi Beta Kappa. Alexander Chessin, A. M., C. E„ Ph. D. Professor of Mathematics. A. B. Imperial College of History and Philology, St. Petersburg, 1883. Ph. L). Imperial University of St. Petersburg, 1888. Envoy to European Uni¬ versities of the Ministry of Russia, 1888-1890. Polytechnic Institute, Zurich, Switzerland, 1S91-1893. C. E., 1893. Lecturer on Partial Differential Equa¬ tions. Harvard University, and on Celestial Mechanics, Johns Hopkins Uni¬ versity, 1S94. Lecturer on Russia and the Russians before the Lowell Insti¬ tute, Boston. Associate Professor of Mathematics, Astronomy and Me¬ chanics, Johns Hopkins University, 1895-1898. Professor of Mathematics, Washington University, 1901. 16 THE HATCHET Alexander Suss Langsdorf, B. S., M. M. E. Professor of Elect rical Engineering. Washington University, 1898. Instructor in Physics, Washington University, 1898-1900. Graduate Student in Electrical Engineering. Cornell University, 1900-1901. M. M. E., Cornell University. 1901. Assistant Professor Elec¬ trical Engineering, Washington University, 1901-1904. Professor of Elec¬ trical Engineering, Washington University, since 1904, Member American Institute of Electrical Engineers and Chairman of the St. Louis Branch. Fellow of American Association for the Advancement of Science. Member of the Society for the Promotion of Engineering Education, Engineers ' Club of St. Louis; Academy of Science of St. Louis. Sigma Xi. Ambrose Pare Winston, Ph. D. Assistant Professor of Economics. Graduate University of Wisconsin. 1887. Taught in Public Schools and State Universities of Illinois and Ohio. Studied at Berlin and Johns Hop- liins, and as Fellow in Economics at Chicago and Cornell. Ph. D.. Cornell University, 1900. Instructor, then Assistant Professor of Economics, Wash¬ ington University. 1901. Delta Upsilon. Holmes Smith. Assistant Professor of Drawing. Duke of Devonshire Exhibitioner, then Science Teacher in Training, Royal College of Science, South Kensington, London. 1880-1884. Instructor, then Assistant Professor of Drawing, Washington University, 1884. Assistant to the Director, St. Louis School and Museum of Fine Arts. 1891-1894. In charge of Undergraduate Courses in History of Art. 189ti. Secretary of the Faculty, 1899-1905. Secretary of the General Faculty. 1905. Member Society of Western Artists. Samuel Monds Coulter, A. M„ Ph. D. Assistant Professor of Botany. A. B., Hanover College, 188n. Taught in Indiana and Kentucky High Schools, 1881-1885. Manager American Bell Telephone Co., and Standard Electric Co., South Bend. Ind.. 18X0-1897. Graduate Student, University of Chicago, 1897- 1901. Fellow in Botany, University of Chicago, 1899-1901. A. M.. Harvard, 1898. Assistant in Botany, University of Chicago, summers 1900 and 1901. Instructor in Botany, Washington University, 1901-1903; Assistant Professor of Botany, 1903; Ph. D., 1904. Fellow of American Association for the Advancement of Science. Member of the ' Botanists of the Central States. President of the Biological Society of St. Louis. Phi Delta Theta. James Francis Abbott, A. M., Ph. D. Assistant Professor of Zoology. A. B. Stanford University, 1899; A. M„ 1904. Ph. D„ Chicago University, 1900. Special Student Imperial University of Tokyo, summers 1900-1903. Instructor in English, Shigaken Prefectural School. Onii, Japan, 1900-1901. Professor of English. Naval Academy, Etaiima, Japan, 1901-1903. Fellow in Zoology, University of Chicago, 1903-1904. Assistant in Zoology. University of Chicago, 1904. Assistant Professor of Zoology. Washington University, 1904. Vice-President. St. Louis Biological Society. Member American Society of Zoologists. Entomological Society ol Washington. Delta Upsilon. Phi Beta Pi. Sigma Xi. Phi Beta Kappa. 17 THE HATCHET Saint Louis School of Fine Arts Halsey Cooley Ives, LL. D., Director, Lecturer on the Historical Development of Art. Edmund Henry Wuerpel, Instructor in Drawing anti Painting from Life and Com¬ position. Charles Percy Davis, Instructor in the Antique. Alice M. More, Secretary and Lecturer. Henrietta Ord Jones, Instructor in Ceramic Painting and Pottery. William H. Gruen, Architectural and Mechanical Drawing. Grace Hazard, Instructor in Saturday Classes. Cordelia Taylor Baker, Instructor in Bookbinding. George Julian Zolnay, Instructor in Modeling. Dawson Watson, Instructor in Drawing and Painting. Esther Lincoln Fellow s, Instructor in Design and Applied Art. Blanche A. Archambault, Librarian. 18 THE HATCHET Saint Louis Law School William Winchester Keysor, LL. B. Professor of Law. Litt. B., University of Minnesota. Superintendent, of Public Schools, Austin, Minn. LL. B., St. Louis Law School, 1883. Practiced at the bar in Omaha, Neb. Elected three times to the District Bench. Professor of Law in Law School since 1903. Phi Delta Phi. Psi U. Frederick August Wislizenus, LL. B. Professor of Law. A. B„ Washington University, 1870. LL. B., St. Louis Law School, 1872. Practiced at Bar in St. Louis. Professor of Law in St. Louis Law School, 190G. Richard L. Goode, Judge St. Louis Court of Appeals, Madill Profes sor of Equity. B. A., M. A.. LL. D., Drury College. Principal of the Springfield High School and later Superintendent of the Public Schools in Springfield. City At¬ torney of Springfield for one year; six years President of its School Board; ten years a Trustee of Drury College; and has been Judge of the St. Louis Court of Appeals for six years. Franklin Ferriss, LL. B. Professor, Law of Contracts and Commercial Law. Graduate Cornell University, 1873. LL. B„ St. Louis Law School, 1875. Elected to the City Council, 1893, serving as Vice-President of that body. Elected Judge of the St. Louis Circuit. Court, 1898. Occupied the chair in the Law School since October, 1902. Elected General Counsel for World ' s Fair Company, 1904. Charles Nagel, LL. B. Lecturer on Constitutional Law. LL. B., St.. Louis Law School, 1872. Spent a year at University of Berlin. Elected to the Legislature, 1881. President of Ihe Council 1893-1897. Lec¬ turer in the Law School since 1885. Charles Philip Johnson, A. M. Lecturer on Criminal Law. Admitted to St. Louis Bar 1857. Practiced law in St. 1 .onis. Served several terms in State Legislature. Served as Circuit Attorney for City and County of St. Louis. Elected Lieutenant-Governor, 1872. Lecturer in St.. Louis Law School since 1891. Frederick Newton Judson, A. M„ LL. B., LL. D. Lecturer on Taxation. Graduate Yale, 18GG. LL. B., St. Ixmis Law School, 1871. LL. D., Uni¬ versity of Missouri, 1906. Private Secretary to Governor Brown 1871-1873 Author of ‘ Taxation in Missouri,.I ' he Power of Taxation, ’state and federal, in the United 1 States,’’ and “Interstate Commerce and its Federal Regulation.” Lecturer in the Law School since 1892. 19 THE HATCHET. Isaac Henry Lionberger, A. M. Lecturer Law of Corporations. Graduate Princeton, 1875. Studied law in St. Attorney-General of the United States in 189G. since 1893. Phi Delta Phi. Louis. Appointed Assistant Lecturer in the Law School Lee Sale, LL. B. Lecturer on Partnership. Graduate Johns Hopkins University. Instructor in Boys’ High School Louisville, Ky„ 1881-1883. LL. B.. St. Louis Law School Lecturer m Law School since 1892. Phi Delta Phi. Campbell Orrick Bishop, A. M., LL. D., Ex-Circuit Judge. Lecturer on Criminal Law. Educated at Westminster College. Studied law at the Louisville Law School, practiced at the St. Louis Bar. Has devoted special attention to the cnminal branch of jurisprudence. Served seventeen years as Assistant Circuit At¬ torney. Appointed Circuit Judge in 1905. Has lectured on Criminal Law in Law ' School since 1894. Edward Scott Robert, LL. B. Lecturer on Evidence. Id.. B.. St. Louis Law School, 1881. Lecturer in Law School since 1890. Henry Thompson Kent, LL. B. Lecturer on Jurisdiction of Federal Courts. Id, B. from University of Virginia in 1872. Admitted to the St. Louis Bar in 187:5 Member of the State Legislature, 1883. Lecturer at the Uut eisit of Missouri Law School. Lecturer in St. Louis Law School since 1900. Sigma Chi. Daniel Noyes Kirby, LL. B. Lecturer on Agency. A. B. Washington University, 1880. LL. B.. St. Louis Law School. 1888 Lecturer in Law School since 1901. Phi Delta Phi. Percy Werner, LL. B. Lecturer on Insurance. B. S., University of Cincinnati. 1878. LL. B.. Cincinnati Law School, 1880. Walter D. Coles, LL. B. Lecturer oil Bankruptcy. A. B„ University of Virginia. 1888. Id,. B„ St. Louis Law School, 1889. Phi Kappa Psi. Phi Delta Phi. 20 THE HATCHET Medical Department Paul Gervais Robinson, A. B., M. D., LL. D., Emeritus Professor of the Principles and Practice of Medicine. Jerome Keating Bauduy, M. D., LL. D., Emeritus Professor of Psychological Medicine and Dis¬ eases of the Nervous System. Gustav Baumgarten, M. D., LL. D., Professor of the Practice of Medicine. Herman Tuholske, M. D., Professor of the Practice of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. Washington Emil Fischel, M. D., Professor of Clinical Medicine. Robert Luedeking, M. D., Professor of Clinical Medicine and Diseases of Children. Dean and Registrar. Justin Steer, Ph. B., M. D., Professor of Clinical Medicine. W. A. Hardaway, A. M„ M. D„ Professor of Diseases of the Skin and Syphilis. Horatio N. Spencer, A. M., M. D„ LL. D., Professor of Otology. William Carr Glasgow, A. B., M. D., Professor of Clinical Medicine and Laryngology. Henry Schwarz, M. D., Professor of Obstetrics. Paul Yoer Tupper, M. D., Professor of Applied Anatomy and Operative Surgery. Edward Watts Saunders, M. D., Professor of Diseases of Children and Clinical Midwifery. Norman B. Carson, M. D., Professor of Clinical Surgery. John Blasdel Shapleigh, A. B., M. D., Professor of Otology. William Homer Warren, A. M., Ph. D„ Professor of Chemistry, Physiological Chemistry and Toxicology, Secretary. 21 THE HATCHET Robert James Terry, A. B., M. D., Professor of Anatomy. On leave of absence, Harvard University. Charles Claude Guthrie, M. D., Professor of Physiology and Pharmacology. John Green, A. M., M. D., LL. D„ Special Professor of Ophthalmology. Francis Rhodes Fry, A. M., M. D„ Professor of Diseases of the Nervous System. Frank Adams Glasgow, A. B., M. D., Professor of Clinical Gynecology. Harvey Gilmer Mudd, M. D., Professor of Fractures and Dislocations, and Clinical Surgery. Edgar Moore Senseney, M. D„ Professor of Diseases of the Throat, Nose and Chest. A. J. Steele, M. D., Professor of Orthopedic Surgery. Joseph Grindon, Ph. B., M. D., Professor of Clinical Dermatology and Syphilis. Ernst Friedrich Tiedemann, M. D., Professor of Pathology and Bacteriology. Charles Nagel, LL. B., Professor of Medical Jurisprudence. Henry Milton Whelpley, Ph. G., M. D., F. R. M. S. Professor of Materia Medica and Pharmacy. George Marvine Tuttle, A. B. , M. D., Professor of Therapeutics. Elsworth Smith, Jr., A. M., M. D., Professor of Clinical Medicine. David C. Gamble, M. D., Professor of Clinical Otology. Willard Bartlett, A. M., M. D., Professor of Experimental Surgery. Henry Sturgeon Crossen, M. D., Clinical Professor of Gynecology. Henry Lincoln Wolfner, M. D„ Clinical Professor of Diseases of the Eye. 22 THE HATCHET Arthur Eugene Ewing, A. B., M. D., Clinical Professor of Diseases of the Eye. Edwin Clark Burnett, M. D., Clinical Professor of Genito-Urinary Diseases. Harry McCabe Johnson, M. D., Clinical Professor of Genito-Urinary Surgery. Albert Ernst Taussig, A. B„ M. D., Clinical Professor of Medicine. John Zahorsky, M. D., Clinical Professor of Pediatrics. George W. Cale, Jr., M. D., F. R. M. S. Clinical Professor of Surgery. Charles Henry Dixon, M. D., Clinical Professor of Rectal Surgery. Greenfield Sluder, M. D., Clinical Professor of Diseases of the Nose and Throat. Louis Henry Behrens, M. D., Clinical Professor of Diseases of the Chest. Given Campbell, Jr., M. D., Clinical Professor of Diseases of the Nervous System. Vilray Papin Blair, A. M., M. D., Associate Professor of Anatomy. James Francis Abbott, M. A., Ph. D., Associate Professor of Histology and Embryology. Hugh McGuigan, Ph. D., Assistant Professor of Pharmacology Henry C. Hartmann, M. D., Clinical Lecturer on Surgery. Willis Hall, M. D., Clinical Lecturer on Diseases of Women. Philip Hoffmann, M. D., Clinical Lecturer on Orthopedic Surgery. Henry S. Brookes, Ph. G., M. D., Clinical Lecturer on Medicine. Malcomb A. Bliss, M. D„ Clinical Lecturer on Neurology. 23 THE HATCHET Ernst Jonas, M. D., Clinical Lecturer on Surgery. Daniel Noyes Kirby, LL. B., Lecturer on Medical Jurisprudence. Jesse S. Myer, A. B., M. D., Lecturer on Clinical Chemistry and Microscopy. William Harvey Rush, B. Sc., A. M„ M. D., Lecturer on Clinical Chemistry and Microscopy. Walter Baumgarten, A. B., M. D., Lecturer on Clinical Chemistry and Microscopy. John C. Salter, A. B., M. D., Lecturer on Clinical Chemistry and Microscopy. Adrian S. Bleyer, M. D., Lecturer on Dietetics and Hygiene. 24 THE HATCHET Dental Department Albert Homer Fuller, M. D., D. D. S. Emeritus Professor of Operative Dentistry. Educated at. Castleton Seminary, Castleton, VL; at Troy Conference Academy, Poultney Vt.; at Granville Academy, Granville, New York; and at Warsaw, Ill. M. D., St. Gottis Medical College, 1872. D. D. S.. Missouri Dental College, 1872 Has been President St. I.ouis Dental Society, St. Louis Society of Dental Science, and Missouri State Association. Member and Treasurer o Hie American Dental Association. Corresponding member of Slate Denta Societies in Iowa, Illinois, and other stales. Formerly Dean of the Denta. Department of Washington University. Herman Prinz, D. D. S„ M. D. D D S. University of Michigan, 189(1. M.D., Barnes Medical College, 19 W Professor of Materia Medina, Therapeutics, Bacteriology and Pathology. Ex- President and member of the St. Louis ' Dental Society, member of the Missouri State Dental Association, American Medical Association and St. Lotus Medical Society. Corresponding member of the Illinois State Dental Association. Walter Manny Bartlett, D. D. S. D D. S.. Missouri Dental College, 189b. Secretary and Professor of Prosthetic Dentistry, Dental Department, of Washington University. Ex-President Mis¬ souri State Board of Dental Examiners. Ex-President and member of the St. Louis Dental Society. Member of the Missouri State Dental Association. Xi Psi Phi. Benno Edward Lischer, D. M. D. D. M. LX, Dental Department of Washington University, 1900. professor of Orthodontia and Dental Anatomy in same. Vice-President of the St. Louis Dental Society. Member of the Missouri State Dental Association, The National Dental Association. American Association for the Advancement of Science, Federation Dentaire Internationale, Secretary-Treasurer National In¬ stitute of Dental Pedagogics. Xi Psi Phi. Bland Nixon Pippin, D. M. D. D. M. D., Washington University, Denial Department, I9u(t. Professor of Metallurgy and Physics. Associate Professor of Prosthetic Dentistry. Sec¬ ond Vice-President of St. Louis Dental Society. Member of Missouri State Dental Association. Ex-President Alumni Association of the Dental Depart¬ ment of Washington University. Oliver Howard Campbell, M. D. Professor of Physiology. M. d.. Washington University Medical Department, 1899. St. Louis Medical Society and City Hospital Alumnae Medical Society. Phi Kappa Psi. Nu Sigma Nu. Harry M. Moore, M. D. Professor of Anatomy. THE HATCHET Richard Thomas Brownrigg, B. S. Professor of Dental Jurisitrndence. University of the South 188G. Kappa Sigma. DeCourcey Bradley Lindsley, M. D., D. D. S. Professor of Operative Dentistry. M. D„ St. Louis Medical College. 1887. D. D. S., Missouri Dental College, 18S9. Ex-President and member of the St. Louis Dental Society. Member of the Missouri State Dental Association. Xi Psi Phi. Vilray Papin Blair, M. D. Professor of Oral Surgery. Jesse Duncan White, D. M. D. Lecturer on Crown and Bridge Work and Porcelain Art, and Demonstrator of Crown and Bridge and Porcelain Technic. D. M. D„ Dental Department of Washington University, 1901. Member Mis¬ souri State Dental Association. Member St. Louis Dental Society. Xi Psi Phi. Harry Frederick D’Oench, D. M. D. Lecturer on Clinical Dentistry and Ethics. D. D. S., Dental Department of Washington University. 1895. Greenfield Sluder, M. D. Special Lecturer on Rhinology of Mutual Interest for Dentists. Hal P. Wells, M. D. Special Lecturer on the X-ray in Dentistry. M. D., Washington University Medical Department, 1891. Edward Frederic Shewe, D. D. S. Lecturer on Dental History and Ethics. D. D. S., Dental Department of Washington University, 1902. James Alexander Brown, D. D. S. Instructor in Histology and Embryology. D. D. S., Dental Department of Washington University, 1903. Xi Psi Phi. Ewing Paul Brady, D. D. S. Instructor in Chemistry. D. D. S., Dental Department of Washington University, 1905. Delta Sigma Delta. Frederick William Horstman, D. D. S. Instructor in Operative Technic and Dental Anatomy. D. D. S., Dental Department of Washington University. Xi Psi Phi. 26 THE HATCHET Legrand M. Cox, D. D. S. Demonstrator of Operative Dentistry. D. D. S., Chicago College of Dental. Surgery. Delta Sigma Delta. Florian Adolph Neuhoff, D. D. S. Demonstrator of Prosthetic Dentistry and Operative Dentistry. D. D. S., Dental Department of Washington University, 1905. Xi Psi Phi. Fred Hale Vose, B. M. E. Instructor in Mechanical Engin¬ eering. B. M. E., University o[ Maine, iDOti. Beta Theta Pi. Lindley Pyle, A. M. Instructor in Physics. A. B., University of Michigan. 1901; A. M„ 1902. Alfred Ewington, A. M. Instructor in French. A. B., MeKendree, ISO : A. M., 1898. Walter Robinson Smith, Ph. M. Instructor in American History. Ph. B., Missouri Valley College. 1S99. Ph. M., University of Chicago, 1901. Robert Stinson Starbird, A. B. Instructor in English. A. B., University of Chicago. Delta Upsilon. George Oscar James, Ph. D. Instructor in Mathematics. A. B.. Johns Hopkins Univer¬ sity. 1895; Ph. D., 1899. Phi Bela Kappa. James Arthur Harris, Ph. D. Instructor in General Biology. A. B., University of Kansas, 1901; A. M., 1902. Ph. D., Washington University. 1903. Sigma Xi. Louis Clemens Spiering, A. D. G. Instructor in Architecture. Graduate of Real Gymnasium, Berlin, 1891. A. D. C.., “Ecole ties Beaux Arts,” Paris. Andrew Creamor Life, A. M. Instructor in Botany. A. B., Indiana University. 1890; A. M. t 1897. Frank Henry Ewerhardt, Director of Physical Training. Phi Beta Pi. August Vincent Graf, A. B. instructor in Chemistry. A. B.. Washington University. 1905. Sigma Nn. Norman Wentworth De Witt, A. B. Instructor in Latin and Greek. A. B., University of Toronto. 1899. 28 THE HATCHET Ernest Osgood Sweetser, B. S. Instructor in Civil Engineering. B. S., University of Maine, 1905. Sigma Chi. Winthrop Holt Chenery, A. M., Ph. D. Instructor in Spanish and Italian. B. S.. Massachusetts Institute of Technology, 1890. A. B., Har¬ vard, 1S97. A. M., Harvard, 1S9S. Ph. D., Harvard, 1904. Walter Edward McCourt, A. M., Instructor in Geology. A. M-, Cornell University. Sig¬ ma Xi. LeRoy McMaster, Ph. B., A. M., Ph. D., Instructor in Chemistry. Ph. B., Dickinson College, 1901. A. M., Dickinson College, 1902. Ph. D., Johns Hopkins Universi¬ ty, 1906. Beta Theta Pi. Philipp Seiberth, A. M., Instructor in German. A. M., Indiana University, 1898. William James Brown, B. S., Instructor in Drawing. B. S„ Washington University, 1906. Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Paul Wernicke, Ph. D., Instructor in Mathematics. Ph. D., University of Gottingen, 190?,. Wilbur Tyson Trueblood, Instructor in Architecture. Frank Eugene Andrews, B. S., B. Pd., M. A„ Instructor in Physics. B. S., University of Michigan, 1900. B. Pd., Michigan State Normal College, 1 905. M. A.. University of Michigan, 1906. John Herman Hunt, B. S., Instructor in Electrical Engineer¬ ing. B. S., University of Michigan, 1905. Sigma Xi. Walter Larabee Leighton, A. B„ A. M„ Instructor in English. A. B.. Harvard University, 1901. A. M., Harvard University, 1902. Kappa Gamma Chi. Roger Nash Baldwin, A. M., Instructor in Sociology. A. M., Harvard University, 1905. Jesse Merrill Blanchard, A. B., Assistant Director of Physical Training. A. B., Bowditi College, 1903. Beta Theta Pi. lone Harriet Hudson, A. B., Instructor in Chemistry. A. B., Washington University, 1904. THE HATCHET Medical William Thomas Coughlin, M. D., Instructor in Anatomy. Harry M. Moore, A. B., M. D., Instructor in Anatomy. C. A. W. Zimmermann, M. D„ Instructor in Medicine. Louis H. Hempelmann, M. D., Instructor in Clinical Medicine. Oliver H. Campbell, M. D., Instructor in Clinical Medicine. Fred Fahlen, M. D., Instructor in Clinical Medicine. H. Clay Creveling, M. D„ Instructor in Clinical Laryngology. William E. Sauer, M. D„ Instructor in Clinical Laryngology. Moses W. Hoge. M. D., Instructor in Clinical Neurology. Walter L. Johnson. M. D., Instructor in Clinical Pediatrics. Edwin W. Eberlein, M. D., Instructor in Clinical Pediatrics. Meyer J. Lippe, M. D. Instructor in Clinical Pediatrics. Aaron Levy, M. D.. Instructor in Clinical Pediatrics. George Gellhorn, M. D., Instructor in Gynecological and Obstetrical Microscopy. Bernard W. Moore, M. D„ Instructor in Obstetrics. Richard H. Fuhrmann, M. D., Instructor in Obstetrics. Adolph G. Schlossstein, M. D., Instructor in Obstetrics. William Alfred Shoemaker, M. D., Instructor in Ophthalmoscopy. Joseph W. Charles, A. B., M. D., Instructor in Pathological Histol¬ ogy of the Eye. Meyer Wiener, M. D., Instructor in Ophthalmology. Selden Spencer, A. B., M. D., Instructor in Otology. Albert F. Koetter, M. D., Instructor in Otology. Charles Leonard Klenk, M. D., Laboratory Assistant. Eugene P. Cockrell, Ph. G., M. D., Assistant and Demonstrator. Clyde S. Brooks, A. B., Instructor in Physiology. Henry Arthur Geitz, M. D„ Instructor in Minor Surgery and Bandaging. John C. Morfit, M. D., Instructor in Clinical Surgery ' . William M. Robertson, M. D., Instructor in Genito-Urinary Sur¬ gery ' . William S. Deutsch, M. D., Instructor in Clinical Surgery. Robert E. Schlueter, M. D.. Instructor in Clinical Surgery. Malvern B. Clopton, M. D., Instructor in Clinical Surgery. Frederick B. Hall, M. D., Instructor in Orthopedic Surgery. Nathaniel Allison, M. D„ Instructor in Orthopedic Surgery. 30 Seniors THE HATCHET Dental Samuel Thompson Adams, Grays Summit, Mo. Delta Sigma Delta. Homer George Baird, Edwardsville, Ill. Xi Psi Phi. Henry Brison Bolt, Okolona, Ark. Glass Treasurer, ’OG. Delta Sigma Delta. George Martin Byrne, Rogers, Neb. Hatchet Representative, ' 05. Class President, ’07. Xi Psi Phi. Edgar Mason Carson, St. l,ouis, Mo. Varsity Baseball Team, ’OG, ’07. Class Photographer. Della Sigma Delta. :-!2 s£:- :vj THE HATCHET Walter Lucius Hunt, Listerville, Mo. Varsity Football, ’06. Varsity Track, ’05. Delta Sigma Delta. Claud White Johnson, Lexington, Mo. Class Sergeant-at-Arms, ’05, ’06. Delta Sigma Delta. John Dawson Jordan, Arkadelphia, Ark. Xi Psi Phi. Albert Arthur Kalbfleisch, St. Louis, Mo. Class Secretary, ’05, ’06. Hatch et Representative, ' 06. Delta Sigma Delta. Edgar Hayden Keys, Altoona, Pa. Xi Psi Phi. 34 V - THE HATCHET John Cadesman Logan, Arkadelphia, Ark. Vice-President, Class ’06. Delta Sigma Delta. Earl Jesse Logue, Shenandoah, Iowa. Class Vice-President, ’07. Xi Psi Phi. Henry Olen Neville, Bowling Green, Mo. Delta Sigma Delta Herbert William Patterson, Carbondale, Ill. Sergeant-at-Arms. Class ' 07. William Ennis Peak, Jonesboro, Ill. 35 THE HATCHET Albert Christ Rabensteiner, St. Louis, Mo. James Orville Rice, Jerseyville, Ill. Frank Roberts, Talent, Oregon. Wendelin Marion Schindler, Perryville, Mo. Psi Omega. Max Schmid, Zurich, Switzerland. Paul Ferdinand Schroeder, St. Louis, Mo. William Rector Smith, Macon, Mo. Hatchet Representative Xi Psi Phi. THE HATCHET Irvin M. Sternberg, Fort Smith, Ark. President Class ’05. Delta Sigma Delta. Jett Heagle Sunderland, Jerseyville, Ill. George P. Tellmann, Jefferson City, Mo. THE HATCHET Fred Edgar Thornburg, West Plains, Mo. Treasurer Class, ’07. Arthur LeVega Tice, Waynesville, Mo. Xi Psi Phi. James Vincent Wavrin, Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Edward Charles Weiser, St. Louis, Mo. Edwin Christian Will, St. Louis Mo. President Class ’06. Xi Psi Phi. Law DeWitt Clinton James Ancker, Evansville, Ind. B. S. O. S. Herbert Arnstein, St. Louis, Mo. A. B., Yale. Washington Uni¬ versity Debating Team, 1906. President Blackstone Debating Society, ’00. Law School Base¬ ball Team, 1906. Albert Isaac Beach, Olathe, Kans. A. B., University of Kansas. Beta Theta Pi. Phi Delta Phi. Edwin H. Busiek, Belleville, Ill. Law School Baseball Team, 05, ’06, ’07, Captain ’05. President Blackstone Debating Society. Delta Chi. John Wolfinger Calhoun, S ' t. Louis, Mo. Varsity Tennis Team, ’05, ’06, Captain ’06. Glee Club, ’06. Law School Baseball Team, ’05, ’06. Delta Chi. 40 THE HATCHET John William Cook, Dexter, Mo. B. S. O. S ' . Delta Chi. Homer Davenport, Bidwell, Mo. Washington University Debat¬ ing Team, ’04. Chairman Exec¬ utive Committee of Blackstone Debating Society, ’05, ’06, ’07. Otto Fred Dierfeld, Appleton City, Mo. Daniel Dillon, Jr. St. Louis, Mo. A. B., Ph. B., St. Louis Uni¬ versity. Law School Baseball Team, ’05, ’06, ’07. Varsity Foot¬ ball Team, ’05. Varsity Track Team, ’04, ’05. Phi Delta Theta. Phi Delta Phi. Eugene Waitman English, Macon, Mo. Delta Chi. Photos hy Conkling 41 THE HATCHET Photos by Conkling John Walker Field, Norman, Okla. Jesse Thomas Friday, St. Louis, Mo. Harry S. Haas, St. Louis, Mo. Edgar Philip Hellmuth, St. Louis, Mo. A. B., Washington University. A. M.. Harvard, Sigma Nu. Frank Conn Hendrix, New London, Mo. Warrensburg State Normal. B. S. D. THE HATCHET Photos by Conkling Lester Irving Heyman, S ' t. Louis, Mo. Manager Law School Baseball Team, ’05, ’06, ’07. Law School Basketball Team, ’05, ’06. Washington University Debat¬ ing Team ' 06, ’07. Executive Committee Blackstone Debating Society, ’05, ' 06. President ’07. B. S. O. S. Albert Callison Hopwood, S ' t. Louis, Mo. A. B., Virginia Christian Col¬ lege. Will McNair Ilgenfritz, Sedalia, Mo. Secretary-Treasurer Class of ' 07. Phi Gamma Delta. Delta Chi. Jacob Marx Lashly, S ' t. Louis, Mo. A. B., St. Louis University. B. S ' . O. S. President Class of 1907. Phi Delta Phi. Frederick Wm. Lehmann, Jr., S ' t. Louis, Mo. A. B., Harvard. Law School Baseball Team, ’05, ’06, ’07. Law School Basketball Team, ’05, ’06, ’07. Winner of Hand¬ ball Tournament ’06. Varsity Basketball Team, ’06. Tennis Team, ’06. Track Team, ' 05, ’06. Football Team, ’04, ’05, Captain ' 05. Debating Team ’05, ' 06. B. S. O. S. Beta Theta Pi. Phi Delta Phi. 43 SkssIH THE HATCHET Stephen Augustine Martin, St. Louis, Mo. A. B. Christian Brothers College. Law School Baseball Team, ’06, Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Phi Delta Phi. Frederick Ernest Mueller, Chesterfield Park, Mo. Livingston Eugene Osborne, Evansville, Ind. President Blackstone Debating So¬ ciety, ’06, Law School Baseball Team and Basket Ball Team, ’05, ’06, ’07, ’Varsity Track Team, ’05, ’06. B. S. O. S. Sigma Nu. Delta Chi. Charles Marcus Rice, St. Louis, Mo. A. B. Washington University. Ex¬ ecutive Committee Blackstone De¬ bating Society, ’05, Class Repre¬ sentative on “Platchet,” 06. Phi Delta Phi. William H. Schaumberg, St. Louis, Mo. Sheriff B. S. O. S., Law School Baseball Team, ’05, ’Varsity Foot¬ ball Team, ’04, ’05, ’06, Vice-Pres¬ ident Class of 1907. Beta Theta Pi. Delta Chi. Photos by Conkling 44 THE HATCHET Sidney W. Solomon, St. Louis, Mo. Law School Baseball Team, ’06, ’07. Captain ' 07. B. S. O. S. Alva Cooper Trueblood, St. Louis, Mo. A. B. Washington University. Treasurer Blackstone Debating Society, ’05-06, Law School Base¬ ball Team, ’06. B. S. O. S. Class Representative on “Hatchet,” ’08. Sigma Chi, Phi Delta Phi. Samuel Percy Vickroy, St. Louis, Mo. Delta Chi. Walter Lee Vieregg, Kansas City, Mo. Law School Baseball Team, ’05, ’06, ’07. Delta Chi. Joseph Wertheimer, St. Louis, Mo. A. B. Harvard. Pierce Butler Barnard, St. Louis County, Mo. Thomas J. Rowe, Jr., St. Louis, Mo. Photos by Conklmg 45 Medical Leo G. Bartels, Cape Girardeau, Mo. Honorable Mention Gill Anatomy Prize. Phi Delta. Samuel Taylor Bassett, St. Louis, Mo. Class President, ’07. Phi Beta Phi. Alpha Omega Alpha. John Anderson Bowles, Lane’s Prairie, Mo. Vice-President of Class, ’07. Hiram Jackson Clark, Richmond, Mo. Vice-President of Class, ’04. Louis Joseph Cordonnier, East St. Louis, Ill. THE HATCHET THE HATCHET J. Leslie Courtwnght, Yakima, Wash. Class President, ’06. William Allen DeLong, Batchtown, Ill. Class Vice-President, ' 06. Charles H. Dixon, Wichita, Kan. Nu Sigma Nu. Radid Shehdan El Gazzelle, Beirut, Syria. Arthur McDonald Freels, East St. Louis, Ill. THE HATCHET Martin G. Fronske, St. Louis, Mo. Class Secretary, ' 07. Honorable Mention Curtman Chemistry and Gill Anatomy Prizes. Gill Schol¬ arship, ’06, ’07. Phi Delta. Alpha Omega Alpha. Herbert H. Gipson, Lagonda, Mo. Phi Delta. Robert Quincy Gray, California, Mo. Phi Delta. Lawrence H. Hill, Paragould, Ark. Phi Beta Pi. Estill Donan Holland, Hot Springs, Ark. Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Phi Rho Sigma. Charles Howard Jameson, St. Louis, Mo. Football Team, ’03, ’04. Phi Beta Pi. Gill Cap- Waiter Matthews Jones, Brookfield, Mo. Curtman Chemistry and atomy Prizes. Alpha Omega Alpha. George Bruce Lemmon, Warrensburg, Mo. Honorable Mention Gill Anatomy Prize, Class President, ’04, Hatchet, ’04, Class Representative, ’04, ’05, ’07. Phi Beta Pi. Alpha Omega Alpha. Frank Seymour Luckey, Festus, Mo. Football Team, ’03, ’04, ’06 tain ’06. Gustav Anton John Ludwigs, East St. Louis, Ill. THE HATCHET THE HATCHET Herluf Gyde-Lund, St. Louis, Mo. Phi Delta. Sydney M. MacLean, Tacoma, Wash. Student Interne Washington Uni versity Hospital. Phi Delta. James Burlington McCubbin, Laddonia, Mo. Class Representative, ’07. Phi Delta. Edgar Garfield Merwin, Edwardsville, Ill. Class Vice-President, ’04. George Fritz Middlebrooks, Hope, Ark. 50 Lee Ellsworth Monroe, Eureka, Mo. Football Team, ’04, Baseball Team, ’05, Track Team, ’05. Sigma Nu Phi Beta Pi. Clive Crumby Nash, Mart, Tex. Percy Newman, St. Louis, Mo. Class Secretary and Treasurer, ’04. Phi Delta. William O’Reilly, Alsey, Ill. Phi Delta. Bruce Patterson, A. B., Alpha Omega Alpha, Honorable Mention for Anatomy Prize, Gen. Sec. Y. M. C. A. for three years, Vice-President Y. M. C. A., ’07, Manager Medic Football Team, ' ’07. THE HATCHET 51 Burton E. Paul, St. Louis, Mo. F. G. Pernoud, De Soto, Mo. Phi Delta. Harry Prewitt Poston, Bonne Terre, Mo. Class Secretary and Treasurer, ’06. Nu Sigma Nu. Dallas Case Ragland, Springfield, Ill. Honorable Curtman Chemistry and Gill Anatomy Prizes, Class President, ’05. Alpha Omega Alpha. Gustav Reinhardt, St. Louis, Mo. Phi Delta. THE HATCHET William Lafayette Rich, Ogden, Utah. Student Interne, Washington Uni versity Hospital. Leonard H. Robinson, Warrensburg, Mo. Grandison Delaney Royston, Washington, Ark. Football Team, ' 06. Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Phi Delta. Llewellyn Sale, St. Louis Mo. Student Life, ' 05, ' 06. Nebraska Debate, ' 04, Class Representative, ' 06, Hatchet Representative, ' 07. Phi Beta Pi. Alpha Omega Alpha. Edward Alexander Schweninger, Ph. G., St. Louis, Mo. Honorable Mention Gill Anatomy Prize. THE HATCHET Michael Shadid, Beirut, Syria. Arthur Marion Sparling, Sailor Springs, Ill. Raymond Mills Spivy, Henderson, Tex. Beta Theta Pi. Nu Sigma Nu. James Goree Story, Harrison, Ark. Nu Sigma Nu. John Ritter Sutter, Edwardsville, III. THE HATCHET Photos by Colliding Undergraduate Erie Julius Birkner, St. Louis, Mo. Mechanical Engineering. Sigma Chi. Ernest Robert Breaker, St. Louis, Mo. Mechanical Engineering. Cross Country Team, ’05, Capt. Class Football, ’06, ’Varsity Football. ' 06, Glee Club, ’05, ’06, ’07, “13.” Sigma Nu. Walter Edwin Bryan, St. Louis, Mo. Electrical Engineering. Glee Club, •03, ’04, ’05, A. I. E. E„ Secretary A. I. E. E., ’06, Class Football, ’03, ’06. Melville Alexander Burke, Si. Louis, Mo. College. Asst. Treas. Dramatic Club, ' 04, S ' ergeant-at-Arms, Dra¬ matic Club, ’05, President Dra¬ matic Club, ’06, ’07, Annual Play, ' 05, ' 06, ’07, Student Lite, ’05, Editor Student Life, ' 07, Presi¬ dent Kakodyl, ’06, Hatchet Repre¬ sentative, ’07, A. A. Financial Committee, ' 07, Pralma, 13,” Kappa Alpha. Maury Clifton Cave, St. Louis, Mo. Electrical Engineering, A. I. E. E. Sigma Alpha Epsilon. 5 6 b. THE HATCHET Henry Helm Clayton, Kirkwood, Mo. Civil Engineering. Class Foot¬ ball Team, ’04, ’06, ’Varsity Foot¬ ball Team, ’06, Lock and Chain. Sigma Nu. Leonard Grimes Corkins, St. Louis, Mo. Civil Engineering. Class Football Team, ' 04, ’06, Class Baseball Team, ’04, ' 05, Secretary Collima- tion Club, ’07. Cornelia Catlin Coulter, Ferguson, Mo. College. Dramatic Club, ’04, ’05, ’06, ' 07, Girls’ Literary Society, Co¬ editor Hatchet, ’07, Asst. Editor Student Life, ’07. Edna Mathilde Deahl, St. Louis, Mo. College. Dramatic Club. Girls’ Lit¬ erary Society. Robert Cole Duncan, St. Louis, Mo. Architecture. Track Team, ’05, President Architectural Society, ’06. 57 Photos by Conkling THE HATCHET pSF _iSnglliBffldiCL Photos by Conkling Fred Lewis English, St. Louis, Mo. College. Student Cite, ' 04, ’05, ’07, Dramatic Club, ’05, ’06, ' 07, An¬ nual Play, ’07, Asst. Mgr. Dra¬ matic Club, ' 05, Manager Dramatic Club, ’06, Political Science Club, ’06, ' 07, Cross Country Team, ' 05, Glee Club, ’05, Asst. Mgr. Hatchet, ’07, Asst. Mgr. Football, ’06, Man¬ ager Baseball, ’07. Pralma, Lock and Chain. Kappa Alpha. Gomer Louis Evans, St. Louis, Mo. Electrical Engineering. Student Body, ’05, ’06, Treasurer Student Body ' , ’05, A. I. E. E., Secretary ' 05, Vice-Chairman, ’06, Class Football Team, ’06, ’Varsity Track Team, ’05, Class Treas., ’06, Class President, ’07. Edward William Gallenkamp, Jr., Washington, Mo. Mechanical Engineering. Relay Team, ’04, Class Baseball Team, ’04, ’05, Class Football Team, |03, ’04, ' 05, Secretary A. A., ' 06, Pralma, “13.” Sigma Nu. Alavan Joy Goodbar, St. Louis, Mo. College. Vice-President Debating Club, ’03, Pres. Debating Club, ’06, Hatchet Representative, ’05, Editor Hatchet, ’07, President Athletic Association, ’05, Pres. Student Body, ’06-’07, Lock and Chain, “13,” Pralma. Phi Delta Theta. Vida Gruner, St. Louis, Mo. College. Dramatic Club, Anuual Play, ' 06. Kappa Alpha Theta. 58 Walter Frederick Hendrich, St. Louis, Mo. Civil Engineering. Class Relay, ’04, Class Football Team, ’03, ’06, Class Basketball, ’04, ’05, ’06, ’07, Varsity Basketball, ’04, ’05, ’06, ’07, Manager Basketball, ’05, ’06. Secretary A. A., ’05, ’06, Pralma, 13,” Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Frieda Elizabeth Kayser, St. Louis, Mo. College. W. A. G. Theta Sigma. Robert Wesley Lamar, St. Louis, Mo. Electrical Engineering. A. I. E. E , Class Football, ’07, Class Baseball. ' 05, Class Basketball Team, ’06, ’07. Alfred Lewald, St. Louis, Mo. Civil Engineering. Class Football, ’03-’06, Class Basketball, ’06. Theta Xi. William Edwin Liggett, Oswego, Kan. Electrical Engineer. A. I. E. E., Junior Prom. Committee, Class Secretary, ’07, Lock and Chain. Kappa Sigma. 59 —— THE HATCHET Photoa by Conkling George Mezger, Jr., St. Louis, Mo. Electrical Engineering, A. I. E. E. Helen Patterson, Staunton, Ill. College. Dramatic Club, Annual Play, ’OG. Girls ' Literary Society. Herbert M. Patton, St. Louis, Mo. Electrical Engineering. Class Sec¬ retary, ’04, ’05, Relay Team, ’06, ’Varsity Tennis Team, ’OG, Man¬ ager Tennis, ’OG, ' 07, Class Basket¬ ball, ' 04,’05,’06,’07, Junior Prom. Com. Bus. Manager Student Life, ' 07, A. I. E. E., Lock and Chain. ’’13.” Kappa Sigma. Preston Allen Richardson, St. Louis, Mo. Mechanical Engineering. Class Secretary, ' 06, President Class, ’04, Class Handball, ’03, ' Varsity Baseball, ’04, ' 05, ’06, Capt. Class Baseball, ' 05, Student Life, ’04, ’05, ’06, ' 07, Ath. Editor of Hatchet, ’07, Manager Football ’05, ' 06, Honor System Committee. Lock and Chain. Praltna. Sigma Chi. Daniel Adolph Ruebel, ' Lexington, Mo. College. Debating Club, ’04, ' 05, ' OG, Class Relay Team, ’04, ' 0G, ' 07, Class Football, ' 07, ’Varsity Track Team, ’05, ’06, Manager Track, ' 07, Manager Tennis, ’06, Dramatic Club, ’06. ' 07, Annual Play, ’06, ’07, Asst. Mgr. Dramatic Club, ’06, Manager, ’07, Student Life, ' 07, Cross Country Team. ’05. Kakodyl. ’0G, ' 07. Pralma. Sigma Chi. 60 THE HATCHET ■ John Edmund Schmale, Trenton, III. College. Dramatic Club. ' 05, ’06, ’07, Treasurer Debating Club, ’06, Annual Play, ’06, ’07, Sergeant- at-Arms Dramatic Club, ' 07, Stu¬ dent Life, ’07. George Herbert Souther, St. Louis, Mo. Mechanical Engineer. Class Relay, ’05, Dramatic Club, ' 07, Annual Play, ’07, Lock and Chain. Arthur Otto Steidemann, S ' t. Louis, Mo. Architecture. Graham Cook Stevens, St. Louis, Mo. Chemical Engineering. Debating Club, ’04, ’05, ’06, Pres. Debating Club, ’06, Nebraska-Washington Debate, ' 05, Class Basketball, ' 05, ' 06, ' 07, Capt. Class Basketball, ’06, ’07, ’Varsity Basketball Team. ’06, ’07, Mgr. Basketball, ' 07, Class Football Team,’03, ’06, Class Relay Team, ’05, ’06, Kakodyl Club, ’06, ' 07, Pres. Kakodyl, ' 07, Glee Club, ’03, ’04, “Hatchet,” ' 05. ' 07, Student Life, ' 07, Class Secre¬ tary, ’05. Pralma. Catl Douglas Whitmire, West Plains, Mo. Civil Engineering. Class Football, ’03, ’06, Relay Team, ’04, ' 06, Bus. Mgr. Hatchet, ’07, Collimation Club, “13.” Pralma. Kappa Sigma. Photos by Conkling 61 THE HATCHET Rector Linde Williams, ' ' Little Rock, Ark. Civil Engineering. ' Varsity Track Team, ' 03, ' 04, ' 05, ' 06, Capt. Class Track, ’04, Capt. Varsity Track Team, ' 06, Class Baseball, ' 04, Student Life, ’04, Hatchet, ' 06, Pres. Collimation Club, ’07, Lock and Chain. Beta Theta Pi. Arthur Edwin Wright, Kansas City, Mo. Electrical Engineering. A. I. E. E.. Missouri State Scholarship. Elinor Carr Zimmermann, East St. Louis, Mo. College. Photos by Colliding William Henry Schlueter, St. Louis, Mo. College. Asst. Bus. Mgr. Hatchet. ’OS, Chapel Choir, ’05, ’Ofi. 62 THE HATCHET Dental Class Presidents sflmoR OFFICERS George Martin Byrne, President. Earl Jesse Logue, Vice-President. Fred Edgar Thornburgh, Treasurer. Anthony John Grodzki, Secretary. Edward Mason Carson, Photographer. Herbert William Patterson, S ' ergeant-at-Arms. William Rector Smith, Hatchet Representative. ’07 class at Main Entrance to Dental Dept. W. U. THE HATCHET Senior Dental Student List Adams, Samuel Thompson Missouri Baird, Homer George Illinois Bolt, Henry Brison Arkansas Byrne, George Martin Nebraska Carson, Edgar Mason Missouri Connor, Earl Halcomb West Virginia Eggemann, Konrad Switzerland Gessel, Michael Missouri Grodzki, Anthony John Missouri Holloway, Robert Norris Texas Hunt, Walter Lucius Missouri Johnson, Claud White Missouri Kalbfleisch, Albert Arthur Missouri Keys, Edgar Hayden Pennsylvania Logan, John Cadesman Arkansas Logue, Earl Jesse Iowa Martin, Thomas William New Y ork Neville, Henry Olen Missouri Patterson, Herbert William Illinois Peak, William Ennis Illinois Rabensteiner, Albert Charles Missouri Rice, James Orville Illinois Roberts, Frank Missouri Schindler, Wendelin Marion Missouri Schmid, Mas Switzerland Schroeder, Paul Ferdinand Missouri Smith, William Rector Missouri Sternberg, Irvin M. Arkansas Sunderland, Jett Heagle Illinois Tellmann, George Paul Missouri Thornburgh, Fred Edgar Missouri Tice, Arthur LaVega Missouri Wavrin, James Vincent Iowa Weiser, Charles Edward Missouri Will, Edwin Christian Missouri Winters, Meade Ellis Illinois Zanitsch, Henry Missouri G7 THE HATCHET Wolf of “Bear Creek” gets his ducking. LNOMlNfiTC ' l HflGERTy ' Son Athletic - Ijlgr. The Motion is Un a n i m oi s) earned Second .r dUPiti 69 I ' ll THE HATCHET J unior Cl ass Beatty, Harry Garfield Boggs, Nelson Glessner Bollinger, Oscar Walter Brown, William Wiley Buchannon, Walter Janies Caldwell, James William Dressel, Harold Joseph Gill, Janies Percy Hagerty, Michael Joseph Harmon, Thomas Franklin Heiple, Benjamin Lycurgus Heysell, Florls Arthur Hough, Charles Raymond Johnson, Carl Clifford Kane, Charles Delisle Langstead, Robert Dave Lanter, Dominick Lindsay, Roscoe Theodore Malevanchik, Max Mason, Lloyd Chester Mayer, Edward Lawrence McFarland, William Harvey McGowan, George Leonard Meyer, Frank Ernest Miller, John Taylor Moore, Dennis Talmage Neuhoff, Louis George Nichols, Claude Marshal! Owings, Joseph Withers Pieper, William Harry Pinion. Dayton Dixon Pritchett, George Clinton Richards, Guy Singleton Rhodes, Fletcher D. Schroer, George Martin Scott, Noah Estis Spies, Charles Walter Alfred Vierheller, Paul Edwin Wallis, Edward Wedding, Lester Philip Wilderman, Earle Moore Witesman, Arthur Frank Wolff, Sturley Cuthbert Illinois Illinois Missouri Missouri Illinois Missouri Illinois Missouri Illinois Illinois Illinois Missouri Illinois Missouri Missouri Missouri Illinois Missouri Russia Illinois Missouri Missouri Illinois Missouri Missouri Missouri Illinois Illinois Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri Illinois Illinois Missouri Missouri Missouri Illinois Illinois Illinois Missouri Tennessee Missouri TO OFFICERS O. O. Hollingsworth, President. H. F. Henselmeier, Vice-President. C. L. Agee, Secretary. A. G. Bolm, Treasurer. W. G. Ryan, Sergeant-at-Arms. S. L. Humphrey, Hatchet Representative. 7 1 THE HATCHET Langstead takes the count. Competition is the life of trade. Doc. Varin and the man in busi¬ ness for himself.” 72 THE HATCHET Freshman Class Agee, Carlton Leona Beatty, Harry Cunningham Bolm, Alexander George Cunningham, Carl Daniel, Hal Speed Dessau, Andrew Henry Follinius, Bernhardt Washington Griffis, William Alexander Henselmeier, Erwin Frank Henselmeier, Harry Frederick Hollingsworth, Orlando Orville Holtmann, Louis William Humphrey, Shakespeare Longfellow Leivy, Nathan Ligon, John Everett Lottes, Edward Martin Miyake, Shiro O’onk, Arthur John Christ Ruckstuhl, Urling Cay Ryan, William Gladstone Stowell, Guy Varin, William Francis Vaughn, Walter Virgil Walsh, Thomas Francis Arkansas Illinois Missouri Illinois Missouri Missouri Missou ri Texas Missouri Missouri Texas Missouri Missouri Illinois Missouri Missouri Japan Missouri Missouri Missouri Missouri Alabama Illinois Missouri Freshmen (Rednecks). Class of ' 09 in Chern. Lab. 79 THE HATCHET c u O !S • -- a, +- OJ o o 03 . «s oo “ o a « 8 43 •— tun s 3 . ® .5 e £ 5 Q 7 74 Xi Psi Phi frat room. Delta Sigma Delta frat room. THE HATCHET Law Class President Jacob Marx Lashly, Senior. 76 THE HATCHET E N I O R S OFFICERS Jacob Marx Lashly, President. William Horace Schaumberg, Vice-President. William M. Ilgenfritz, Secretary and Treasurer. Alva Cooper Trueblood, Hatchet Representative. THE HATCHET It all depends. 7S THE HATCHET Senior Class Ancker, DeWitt Clinton Janies, Clay¬ ton, Mo. Arnstein, Herbert (A.B. Yale), St. Louis Barnard, Pierce Butler, Coleman Co., Texas Beach, Albert Isaac (A.B. Kansas Univ.), St. Louis Busick, Erwin Henry, Belleville, Ill. Calhoun, John Wolfinger, St. Louis. Cook, John Wiliam, Dexter, Mo. Davenport, Homer Bidwell, Mo. Dierfeld, Otto Fred, Appleton City, Mo. Dillon, Daniel, Jr. (A.B. St. Louis Univ.), St. Louis English, Eugene Wakeman, Macon, Mo. Field, John Walker, Guthrie, Okla. Friday, Jesse Thomas, St Louis Haas, Harry S ' cheuer, St. Louis Hellmuth, Edgar Philip (A.B., Washn. Univ.), St. Louis Hendrix, Frank Conn, New London. Mo. Hey man, Lester Irving, St. Louis. Hopwood, Albert Callison (A.B. Va. Christian Col.), Springfield, Mo. Ilgenfritz, Will McNair, Sedalia, Mo. Lashly, Jacob Marx (A.B. St. Louis Univ.), St. Louis Lehmann, Frederick Wm., Jr. (A.B. Harvard), St. Louis Martin, Stephen Augustine (A.B. Christian Bros.), St. Louis Mueller, Fred Ernest, Chesterfield Sta., Mo. Osborne, Livingston Eugene, Evans¬ ville, Ind. Rice, Charles Marcus (A.B. Washn. Univ.), St. Louis Rowe, T. J., S ' t. Louis, Mo. Sichaumberg, William Horace, St. Louis Solomon, Sidney William, St. Louis Trueblood, Alva Cooper (A.B. Washn. Univ.), St. Louis Vickroy, Samuel Percy, St. Louis Vieregg, Walter Lee, Kansas City, Mo. Wertheimer, Joseph Jacob (A.B. Harvard), St. Louis LAW SCHOOL BASEBALL TEAM. 79 THE HATCHET IDDLE CLASS Alvis, Harry J., East St. Louis, Ill. Dempsey, Vincent DePaul (A.B. Christian Bros.), St. Louis Frank, Harry August, St. Louis Frey, Abe Benjamin, St. Louis Grover, John Carpenter, Warrensburg, Mo. Gunnison, Willey Roy, St. Louis Harrison, Zal Beale, Kennett, Mo. Kingsland, Lawrence Chappell, St. Louis Krause, Arno Dominic (A.B. Washn. Univ.), St. Louis Looney, Marion Augustus, Tishomingo, I. T. McDonald. Douglas De La Gall, St. Louis Moore, Thomas Philip (A.B. Washn. Univ.), St. Louis (Hatchet Representative). Morsey, Clyde (B.S. Cent. Wesleyan Col.), Warrenton, Mo. Phillips, Alroy Scollay (A.B. Princeton), St. Louis Reppy, Henry Thomas, De Soto, Mo. Roeder, Ralph John, St. Louis Rosebrough, Allen Arthur, Sparta, ill. Slier, Louis B., St. Louis Stamm, Gustave Alexander, St. Louis Trapp, Edwin Wyman, Graham, Mo. Watson, John Thomas, Long Island, Kan. SO THE HATCHET The Picture which the Nice Artist has drawn is the Middle Class. This Class has more Hundred Weight of Gray Matter per Square Individual than the Supreme Court of Missouri. It learns more Law every Hour than Dean Curtis does every Year. The Drawing above this Authentic Narrative is a Composite Picture of the Wit, Wisdom, and Erudition of the Universe. That’s Us. si THE HATCHET UNIOR CLASS Ail worth, Robert Lee, St. Louis Bader, Arthur H., St. Louis Bedell, Rodney, St. Louis Blanchard, J. Merrill, St, Louis Britton, Mabel Georgia, Kirkwood, Mo. Cast, Herschel (A.B. William Jewell Col.), Maryville, Mo. Castlen, Harry Wightman, University City, Mo. (Hatchet Representative.) Coates, Charles Penny, St. Louis Crichton. George Kilpatrick, Herrin, Ill. Ellis, John A., Walpole, 111. Evers, Harry Edward, St. Louis Faulkner, Harry, Granite City. Ill. Ganter, Emil, St. Louis Gore, Archie Edward, Evansville, Ind. Hardaway, John Benjamin, Glasgow, Mo. Hebenstreit, William Henry, Ziegler, Ill. Heieck, George Joseph, Missouri. Henry, John Porter, Jefferson City. Mo. Hilmer, Arthur Christian, St. Louis Kirsch, William Fred, Belleville, Ill. Lee, Lydia, St. Louis Livingston, Don Ambrose, Waterloo, Ill. Lucas, John Daederick. ill. Luth, Frederick Matthew, St. Louis Quinn. William Merrill, La Grange, Mo. Stattler, Cornelius James, Cape Girardeau, Mo. S ' tevens, Richard Henry, Jr., Clayton, Mo. Van Hofen, Roland, St. Louis Vickers, Jay Frank. East St. Louis, ill. Von Schrader, Frederick William (A.B. Harvard), St. Louis 82 THE HATCHET Sing a song of Seniors, head swelled fit to bust, Came to Junior meeting, out again head fust. Through the glass door smashing, fell upon their ears, You would think they’re only six, poor, abused young dears. THE HATCHET Medical Class Presidents Samuel T. Bassett, Senior. Walsie N. Pugh, Sophomore. James E. Prichard, Junior. 86 William C. Edler, Freshman. OFFICERS Samuel Taylor Bassett, President. J. Bruce Patterson, Vice-President. Martin G. Fronske, Secretary and Treasurer. J. B. McCubbin and G. B. Lemmon, Representatives to Faculty. E. D. Holland, Sergeant-at-Arms. Llewellyn Sale, Hatchet Representative. X7 THE HATCHET lemor Cl ass Bartels, Leo George Bassett, Samuel T. Bcwles, John Anderson Clark, Hiram Jackson Cook, William Henry Cordonnier, Louis Joseph Courtright, John Leslie Crow, George Blaine DeLong, William Allen Dixon, Charles Hall El Gazzelle, Rhadad S. Freels, Arthur McDonald Fronske, Martin George Gipson, Emmett Herbert Gray, Robert Quincy Hill, Lawence Henry Holland, Estill Donan Jameson, Charles Howard Jones, Walter Matthew Lemmon, George Bruce, B.S.D. Lackey, Frank Seymour Ludwigs, Gustav Anton John Lund, Her 1 up G. MacLean, S. M. McCubbin, James Burlington Merwin, Edgar Middlebrooks, George Fred Monroe, Lee Ellsworth Nash, Cleve Cournby Newman, Percy O’Rielly, William Patterson, Jacob Bruce, A.B. Paul, Burton Earl Pernond, Flave Gentry Poston. Harry Prewitt Ragland, Dallas Case Reinhardt. Gustav Rich, Wiliam Lafayette Robinson, Leonard Hughes Royston, Grandison Delaney Sale, Llewellyn Schwininger, Edward Alexander, Ph.G. Shadid, Michael Sparling, Arthur Marion Spivy, Raymond Mills Story, James Goree Sutter, John Ritter Tillmanns, Charles Samuel Jon¬ athan Vinyard, Paul Woodson, Thomas D., A.B. Cape Girardeau, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Lanes Prairie, Mo. Richmond, Mo. Sidney, Mo. East St. Louis, Ill. Yakima City, Wash. Columbia, Mo. Batchtown, Ill. Wichita, Kans. Beirut, Syria. East St. Louis, Til. St. Louis, Mo. Lagonda, Mo. California, Mo. Paragould, Ark. Hot. Springs, Ark. St. Louis, Mo. Brookfield, Mo. Warrensburg, Mo. Festus, Mo. East St. Louis, Ill. St. Louis, Mo. Tacoma, Wash. Laddonia, Mo. Edwardsville, Ill. Hope, Ark. Eureka, Mo. Mart, Tex. Alsey, Ill. St. Louis, Mo. Orangeville, Pa. Moline, Ill. De Soto, Mo. Bonne Terre, Mo. Springfield, 111. St. Louis, Mo. Paris, Idaho. Warrensburg, Mo. Washington, Ark. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Beirut, Syria. Sailor Springs, Ill. Henderson, Tex. Harrison, Ark. Edwardsville, Ill. St. Charles, Mo. Jackson, Mo. Richmond, Mo. THE HATCHET Junior Class A baza, Sayid Bahgat Zagazig, Egypt. Abney, William L. Napton, Mo. Archer, Perry Clifford Shebley’s Point, Mo. Barry, James J. St. Louis, Mo. Barter, Angus J. Lebanon, 111. Bechtold, Frederick William Bellaire, Mich. Beeler, Thomas Campbell Checotah, Ind. Ter. Blackard, William James Ridgway, Ill. Brand, Eli Thomas Bonne Terre, Mo. Brandt, Benjamin Cappeln, Mo. Breedlove, John C. Muldrow, Ind. Ter. Briggs, Guy Young St. Louis, Mo. Burdick, Jesse Jerome Roodhouse, Ill. Chapman. William Day White Hall, Ill. Davis, Frank L. Pawnee, Ill. Dew, Walter Albert Belleville, Ill. Dtiey, Delmer Roy Winfield. Mo. Duncan, George Washington Iberia, Mo. Fischel, Ellis St. Louis, Mo. Goodpasture, Lloyd E. Virden, Ill. Gore, Victor Maurice Carlinville. Ill. Gossard, Gary Thomas Golconda, Ill. Gundelach, Charles Armin St. Louis, Mo. Hall. John Marshall, Mo. Hardy, Bret Witham Griggsville, Ill. Helmy, Daud Alexandria, Egypt. Hempelmann, Theodore Carl St. Louis, Mo. Hertel, Garfield Eugene East St. Louis, Ill. Hewitt, Walter Roy St. Louis, Mo. Hill, Halbert Rowland Fulton, Mo. Hobson, Abraham Dana Fayette, Mo. Harford, Phelps Grant Pueblo, Colo. Jennings, Perry Wells Windsor, Mo. Kerwin, William Graniteville, Mo. Kesl, George Matthew St. Louis, Mo. Klocke, Frank W. St. Louis, Mo. Kluegel, William St. Louis, Mo. Lozi, Ahdel Rahman Damietta, Egypt. McCoy, Gurley C. Lake, Ind. Prichard, James Eugene Aurora, Ill. Raeder, Oscar Jacobus St. Louis, Mo. Rich. Harry St. Louis, Mo. Sandperl, Harry St. Louis, Mo. Sheets, John S. Owen, Mo. Smith, Henry Joseph, A.B. Wendelin, Ill. Stiehl, Elmer Philip Bellevi lle, Ill. Stone, Charles Alien, B.Sc. Shipman, 111. Sturgis, Walter E. Kennett, Mo. Suggett, Finnis C. Reform, Mo. Tilles, Randall Solon South McAlester, I. T. Viley, Leland Peak, A.B. Marshall, Mo. Wall, Harvey Monroe Windsor, Mo. Westermeier. George Washington Carlinville, Ill. Young, Henry McClure, A.B. St. Louis, Mo. Zaki, Yousef Zagazig, Egypt. 92 THE HATCHET OFFICERS W. N. Pugh, President. J. W. Barrow, Vice-President. O. H. Quade, Secretary. J. A. Seabold, Treasurer. I. R. Clark, Representative to Faculty. C. S. McGinnis, Sergeant-at-Arms. Lister Tuholske, Hatchet Representative. 93 THE HATCHET Sophomore Arbuekle, M. F. Baer, Henry Barrow, James William Bremser, William Edward Brookes, Theodore Prewitt Burchart, Selmar Castlen, Charles Ruby Cayo, Ernest P. Chamberlain, Raymond Webster Chapin, John Endicott, A.B. Clark, Ira R. Davis, William Devine Denny, Leonard Halleck Dill, Richard Dunlap, Albert M., A.B. Feinstein, Leon Aaron Garlitz, Arnold Gibbs, Harry Wernecke Hoberecht, Carl Albert Hogan, Robert E. Horst, Otto Carl Howe, Guy Livington Howell, John F. Q Hunt, Earl Houston Kleinschmidt, Harry Edwin Landree, James Clifford Lincoln, Cicero Lee, Jr., McAuliffe, Percy J. McGinnis, Clive Sidney McNulty, John Benjamin Macklin, Lurin Patrick Margulis, Abraham A. Paschall, Jesse B. Press, Maurice Jercme Pugh, Walsie Newton Quade, Omar N. Seabold, John Alber ' Sewing, Arthur H. Stone, Archie Redd Taylor, Thomas Wilfred Thaler, Wiliam, Ph.G. Theodoroff, Christo Thorne, Wilcox G. Torrance, Loyal Benjamin Tuholske, Lister H. Von Schrader, Alleyne Weintraub, Solomon A. Weir, William Foster Weiss, Richard S. Class Richmond, Ky. Prairie Hill, Mo. Campbell Hill, Ill. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Memphis, Tenn. St. Louis, Mo. Wheatland, Canada. Fisher, Ill. Syracuse, N. Y. East St. Louis, Ill. St. Louis, Mo. Brighton, Ill. Humansville, Mo. Savoy, Ill. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Curryville, Mo. Sedalia, Mo. West Plains, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Palmyra, Mo. Coal Hill, Ark. St. Louis, Mo. Economy, Mo. Columbus, Miss. St. Louis, Mo. Oak Hill, Mo. Memphis, Tenn. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Fulton, Ky. St. Louis, Mo. Fulton, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Baltimore, Md. St. Louis, Mo. Palmyra, Mo. Piqua, Ohio. St. Louis, Mo. Sophia, Bulgaria. Anna, Ill Maryville, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Jefferson Barracks, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Sparta, Ill. St. Louis, Mo. 95 OFFICERS William C. Edler, President. E. P. Sherman, Vice-President. Hirrel Stevens, Secretary. Andrew H. Ryan, Associate Secretary. Stanley S. Burns, Treasurer. Frank McL. Campbell, Sergeant-at-Arms. John R. Vaughan, Hatchet Representative. Stfi THE HATCHET uomePut o , NO PR.IS PfR TAre YfT. ® b- «� © ; ALl YOU 6 €IMrtfMfN WALK powN TO IHt DFAWX OFF Cf AND Sitr tOORN � m£S Offir hR£S MfMS S AiL fi 6 r CMOSr Of SAM , OS Y AV v f SO Mac D ffT Of Y ISA l UUQl)(i 1 a 7 THE HATCHET Freshman Class Blackburn, Porter Douglass Burns, Stanley Sherman Byrnes, Robert Emmett Cowdin, Frederick Putman, A.B. Craig, Harry F. DeGaris, Charles Francis DeHaan, Adrian .John Deppe, Arthur H. Drake, James Carl DuMars, Fabian Ithees Edler, William Fay, Harold Wrn. Frank, Walter Emile Freeh, Lee Orville Garrison, Isaac L., B.S. Green, Louie H. Griesbaum, Philip, Ph.G. Gronoway, Terrence Hagler, Frederic Hamlin, Joseph Reagan, Ph.B., Hardaway, Robert Morris, Jr. Hobson, Stephen Franklin Kaplan, Maurice Isadore Keirn, John Philip Klmzey, Logan Guernsey Knecht, Louis Bernard Lamb. Harvey Densmore, A.B. Lorton, Thomas, B.S. Luckey, Horace Leslie Mann, Boyd Ming, Charles Morris Moskop, Peter G. Muller, Carl J. Muller, Morits Hugo Piburn, John Logan Plassmann, Walter F. Price, Elwyn Dene Ramzi, Abdul Aziz Reuss, Harry Pierce Ritchey, George Fenton Robinson, Alambert Rohlfing, Charles Edgar Rohlfing, Walter Alfred Ryan, Andrew Howard Seholz, P. C. Schwartz, Fred Oscar Sherman, Edgar P. Simon, Sellg Joseph Steinmann, William A. H. Stookey, John David Vaughan, John R. Westrup, Arthur W. Wler, Thomas Frank Houstonia, Mo. Belleville, Ill. St. Louis, Mo. Chapin, Ill. Kimmundy, Ill. Hannibal, Mo. East St. Louis. Ill. Beardstown, Ill. Bolivar, Mo. Peoria, Ill Breese, Ill. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. White Hall, Ill. Wayne City, Ill. Alto Pass, Ill. New Baden, Ill. Macon, Mo. Virden, Ill. St. Louis, Mo. Glasgow, Mo. Fayette, Mo. Burlington, la. St. Louis, Mo. DuQuoin, Ill. Poplar Bluff, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Herrick, Ill. Festus, Mo. Glenwood, Mo. Clinton, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Bienne, Switzerland Brooklyn, Mo. Granite City, 111. Versailles, Mo. Assiout, Egypt. Belleville, 111. Rushville, Ill. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Mobile, Ala. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Belleville, Ill. St. Louis, Mo. Webster Groves, Mo. East St. Louis, III. 9S jutiergrataatf department THE HATCHET Undergraduate Class Presidents Gomer L. Evans, Senior. Lawrence A. Cobb, Sophomore. Earl B. Morgan, Junior. 100 Stratford Lee Morton, Freshman. THE HATCHET enior ci ass Birkner, Erie Julius St. Louis. Breaker, Ernest Robert St. Louis. Bryan, Walter Edwin St. Louis. Burke, Melville Alexander St. Louis. Cave, Maury Clifton St. Louis. Clayton, Henry Helm Kirkwood, Mo. Corkins, Leonard Grimes St. Louis. Coulter, Cornelia Catlin Ferguson, Mo Deahl, Edna Mathilde St. Louis. Duncan, Robert Cole St. Louis. English, Fred Lewis St. Louis. Evans, Gomer Louis St. Louis. Gallenkamp, Edward William Jr., Washington, Mo. Goodbar, Alvan Joy St. Louis. Gruner, Vida St. Louis. Hendrich, Walter Frederick St. Louis. Kayser, Frieda Elizabeth St. Louis. Lamar, Robert Wesley St. Louis. Lewald, Alfred St. Louis. Liggett, William Edwin Oswego, Kans. Mezger, George, Jr. St. Louis. Patterson, Helen Staunton, Ill. Patton, Herbert M. St. Louis. Richardson, Preston Allen St. Louis. Ruebel, Daniel Adolph Lexington, Mo. Schleuter, W. H. St. Louis, Mo. Schtnale, John Edmund Trenton, Ill. Souther, George Herbert St. Louis. Steidemann, Arthur Otto St. Louis. Stevens, Graham Cook St. Louis. Whitmire, Carl Douglas West Plains, Mo. Williams, Rector Linde Little Rock, Ark. Wright, Arthur Edwin Kansas City, Mo. Zimmerman, Elinor Carr East St. Louis, Ill. 103 OFFICERS Earl B. Morgan, President. Lillian I. Randall, Vice-President. Simeon Ray Tyler, Treasurer. Pierre C. Grace and J. Allen Stevens, Student Body Representatives. THE HATCHET lunior ci ass Albers, Olga Rose Alexander, Raymond Glime Angert, Josephine Frances Burnet, Warren Andrews Chaffee, Roy ' Orestes Chamberlain, Edward Carter, Jr. Colby, Vine Eliot, Frank Munroe Franklin, Imogene Fullerton, Hugh Mitchell Garrels, Adele Gauss, Esther Mary Gauss, Henry Fallenstein Glauber, Moses Montefiore Harsh, Virginia Hull Hawkins, John Mathews Huse, Grace Isaacs, Gussie Agnes Jensen, Anton Logan, George Bryan Mare, John Buckingham Marshall, Anne McDowall McFarland, Harry Fontaine, Jr. Meyer, Edward Gottlieb. Morgan, Earl O’Connor, Margaret O’Reilly, Louis Byrne Polst.er, John Philip Randall, Lillian Irene Rosenheim, Milton Bala Rudolph, Helen Baker Schlueter, William Henry Schuck, Walter Philip Sprague, Ethel Genevieve Stevens, James Allen Thomas, Spencer Martin Toeppen, Manfred Kurt Washing¬ ton Trelease, Frank Johnson Turner, Douglas Barlow Tyler, Simeon Ray Viley, Charles Morehead Wahlert, Edna Witt, John William Yoflle, Leah Rachel Clara St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Charles, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Maplewood, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Grafton, Iowa. Cape Girardeau, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Salem, Ill. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Warrenton, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis. Belleville, Ill. Kirkwood. St. Louis, Mo. Franklin, Tenn. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Marshall, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. Warrenton, Mo. St. Louis, Mo. 106 Vn OFFICERS Lawrence A. Cobb, President. Hope Mersereau, Vice-President. Karl Sharp Howard, Secretary and Treasurer. Earl M. Godron, Student Body Representative. Robert A. Robinson, Athletic Manager. Louis B. Tebbetts, Hatchet Representative. Id THE HATCHET Sophomore Able, Sidney T.. St. Louis. Mo. Adkins, Elmer C.. St. Louis. Mo. Alfl. Fouad Ahmed, Cairo. Egypt. Allen. Samuel Holliday. St. Louis. Mo. Barnes. William D., St. Louis. Mo. Baum. Albert H.. St. Louis. Mo. Bayley. Ruth, St. Louis. Mo. Beatty, William E., St. Louis. Mo. Bock. Fred L., St. Louis, Mo. Boettler. Alex. L., San Antonio, Tex. Boettler. Frederick W.. St. Lous, Mo. Borgsteadt. Frank A.. St. Louis, Mo. Bowman. Edward C.. St. Louis. Mo. Bryan, Howard, St. Louis, Mo. Buettner, Otto G. H., St. Louis, Mo. Chivvis. Leland, St. Louis, Mo. Cobb. Lawrence A.. St. Louis, Mo. Crecelius. Walter R., Sappington, Mo. Culbertson, Rolia McC., St. Louis, Mo. Dawson, Frances, Webster Groves. Mo. Diez. Max, St. Louis, Mo. Dildine, Ralph R.. Cameron. Mo. Duncan. Corbin M., St. Louis, Mo. Fisse Frank Henry, St. Lou ' s, Mo. Frazier Adrian W., Glencoe, Mo. Fruend, Eleanor, St. Louis. Mo. Furlong, Thomas. Jr., St. Louis. Mo. Godron, Earl Millard, St. Louis, Mo. Griswold, Julia Bell, St. Louis. Mo. Gruner, Gladys, St. Louis. Mo. Hager. Dorsey, Old Orchard. Mo. Hardaway. Francis P.. St. Louis, Mo. llawkins, Paul II., Springfield, Mo. Henger, Will Carleton, St. Louis, Mo. Hirdler, Fairbanks C., St. Louis, Mo. Hospes, Richard, St. Louis, Mo. Howard. Karl S.. St. Louis. Mo. Class Hudler. Olna, St. Louis. Mo. Hurst. Fannie. St. Louis, Mo. Jacobs, Selwyn S.. St. Louis. Mo. Jones. Earl E.. Des Moines. Io. Kahn. Babette, St. Louis, Mo. Kemp. Wm. Edward R.. St. Louis. Mo. Knight. Jennie May. Tuxedo. Mo. Koch. Frederic C., St. Louis. Mo. Krech. Edward A. B., St. Louis, Mo. Mersereau, Hope. St. Louis. Mo. Mier, Conrad Walker, St. Louis, Mo. Mohorter, Willard Lee, St. Louis. Mo. Nipher. Clara Ellen, St. Louis, Mo. Outten, George B., St. Louis, Mo. Phillips Jerome J., Kirkw’ood. Mo. Brack, Gertrude L., St. Louis Mo. Robinson, Robert A., St. I ouis, Mo. Rodenberg. Elmer R.. East St. Louis. Ill. Schmitz. Walter, St. Louis, Mo. Schuricht, Alfons G.. St. Louis, Mo. Seifert. Shirley L.. St. Louis, Mo. Sims. Irvin A., St. Louis, Mo. Skaer. Arthur P., Alton. Ill. Soest, Hugo C., St. Louis. Mo. Starbuck. Amy Elder, St. Louis, Mo. Stoecker, William. Manchester. Mo. Tebbetts, Lewis B.. St. Louis, Mo. Toensfeldt, Ralf, Jacksonville, Fla. Tompkins. Hazel L.. St. Louis. Mo. Van Blarcom, Frederick. St. Louis, Mo. ver Steeg, Elise B., St. Louis, Mo. Wehrle, Leroy A., Belleville, Ill. Winn, Harry Strong. St. Louis. Mo. Withrow, Edgar P.. St. Louis. Mo. Woodward. Alice L.. St. Louis. Mo. Young. Frederic, Kirkwood, Mo. Zahorsky, Arthur It.. Steelville, Mo. 109 Hatchet Representative. 110 THE HATCHET The creamless ice and The iceless cream. Another version of “The Morning After.” Ill THE HATCHET Freshman Class Anschuetz. Otto VVm. J., St. Louis, Mo. Baer, Lawrence J.. Kansas City. Mo. Barclay, Robert II., St. Louis Mo. Beggeman. Wairon K.. St. Louis. Mo. Blackmer, Percy R.. Webster Groves, Mo. Blees. Frederick James, Macon, Mo. Block. Oscar, St. Louis, Mo. Bond, Franco Gales Ironton, Mo. Bonney, Gertrude A.. St. Louis, Mo. Bouton, Ralph Rothery, St. Louis. Mo. Bowen, Allen de Berry, St. Louis, Mo. Bowler, Alida Cynthia, St. Louis, Mo. Brown. David Ives, Alton. III. Buss. Francis T., Crawfordsville, lnd. Caplan, Francis, St. Louis, Mo. Carman, Edward Laird, St. Louis. Mo. Challiss. Arthur Hayward, St. Louis. Mo. Chapman, Alfred B., Jr.. St. Louis, Mo. Clayton, Patti Marie, St. Louis, Mo. Coffey, King Townes, Sulphur Springs. Tex. Cohn, Hose Lenore, Kirkwood, Mo. Curl, Antoinette C., St. Louis, Mo. Curl. Ruth Dreyfus St. Louis. Mo. Dahman, Wallace Werneth. St. Louis. Mo. Dockery, Margaret C., St. Louis, Mo. Dorrill, James Alfred, St. Louis. Mo. DuBols, Otto Wiesinger, St. Louis, Mo. Duncan, James H., St. Louis. Mo. Eckert, Arthur C., Van Buren. Ark. Eliot, Thomas Dawes. Portland. Oregon. 10stes, John W., Jr., St. Louis, Mo. Evans, Walter H.. Si. Louis, Mo. Faidley, Lloyd Harrison, St. Louis, Mo. Falk. Perez. St. Louis, Mo. Faudoa. Juan. Gomez Palacia Dgo. Mex. Fauntleroy, Zide L., St. Louis, Mo. Ferris. II. M.. St. Louis. Mo. Foster, Florence M., St. Louis, Mo. Glasgow, Mary B., Webster Groves, Mo. Cords. Emile John, St. Louis, Mo. Corse, Helen. St. Louis. Mo. Gruner. Meta, St. Louis. Mo. Hager, Dilworth S., St. Louis. Mo. Hall. Henry W-. St. Louis, Mo. Hardin, James H., Old Orchard, Mo. Haynes, Paul P.. Vincennes. Ind. Hayward, Fannie A.. Moberly. Mo. Hazen, Comer D., St. I ouis. Mo. Hecker. Arnold J.. St. Louis. Mo. Heimbuecher. Oliver G., Hamilton, III. Hering. Carl F., Blackburn, Mo. Ho err, Ortrude M., St. Louis, Mo. Hopkins, Herbert Z.. St. Louis, Mo. Horner, Nell, St. Louis, Mo. Hussey, Anna Sabina. St. Louis, Mo. Hutchins. Jesse George, St. Louis, Mo. Isaacs, Jacob Leon, St. Louis, Mo. Jackson. Edward P.. St. Louis, Mo. Kantorwitz. Harry, St. Louis, Mo. Keeline. Clarence D., Council Bluffs, Io. Kelsoe, Stephen 11.. St. Ixmis. Mo. Kicffer, Roland S. t St. Louis, Mo. lCossman, living, St. Louis. Mo. Lederer, Lueile, St. Louis, Mo. Luccock, Ethel, St. Louis, Mo. Lucdde, Edwin C„ Warsaw, 111. Lynch, Harold A., St. Louis, Mo. Mackey. William W., Woodhull, 111. Maddox. Walter G., St. Louis, Mo. Mantz, Harold E., Lodi, Ohio. MeMillen, Drury A., Alton. 111. Meier, Lois, St. Louis, Mo. Menges. George E., St. Louis. Mo. Mitchell, Edward JL, St. Louis, Mo. Mobley, Fay, St. Louis, Mo. Morrison. Guy T., Lexington. Mo. Morton, Stratford Lee, St. Louis, Mo. Nance. Horace lb, Cleburne, Tex. Nelson. Donald M„ St. Louis, Mo. Obear. Maurice, St. Louis, Mo. 112 THE HATCHET Patton. William W., St. Louis, Mo. Peltier, Noel Jean, Webster Groves, Mo. Penningroth, Louis C., St. Louis. Mo. PerHugs, Fred S.. St. Louis. Mo. Petring, Winona C., St. Louis. Mo. Pieksen, George W.. St. Louis. Mo. Proetz, Artlnir W., Wlndom. Mo, Prokes, Charles A.. St. Lou s, Mo. Prosser, William E.. St. Louis, Mo. Rhodes, Herbert C., St. Louis. Mo. Robinson. Edward H.. St. Louis. Mo. Rose, William L.. St. Louis. Mo. Rossman, Irma. Kirkwood, Mo. Roth Frederic W., St. Louis, Mo. Sale, Irwin, Belleville. 111. Schwartz, Winnie. Jennings, Mo. Shapleigh, Blasdel, St. Louis, Mo. Smith, Edwin J., St. Louis. Mo. Spencer. Eugene T., St. Louis. Mo. Steinbreder, Wm. John, St. Louis, Mo. Stout. Samuel G.. Jerseyville. Ill. Stratton Thomas A., St. Louis. Mo. Stupp. John G., St. Louis. Mo. Tackett, Curtis A.. St. Louis, Mo. Thompson, Frank P., St. Louis. Mo. Thompson, James A., St. Louis, Mo. Thomson. Harry F., Webster Groves. Mo. Wall. Charles W., Jr., St. Louis, Mo. Wallace. Robert G., St. Louis. Mo. Warner, John B., St. Louis, Mo. Watkins, Marie O.. St. Louis, Mo. Wehrle, Frederick J.. St. Louis, Mo. White, Robert R., St. Louis, Mo. Wilcox Paul M., St. Louis. Mo. Unclassified Birch, Louise B.. St. Louis, Mo. Spurgo Miidied, St, Louis, Mo. Grace, Pierre C., St. Louis. Mo. Spuhler, Dora P. F., St. Louis, Mo. Wulft ' . Katherine, Si. Louis, Mo. Special Adriance. Marjorie, St. Louis, Mo. Akins, Zoe. St. Louis, Mo. Barbee, Harry S.. St. Louis, Mo. Bente, Edna J.. St. Louis, Mo. Boon, Marietta, St. Louis, Mo. Brokaw, Marion R., St. Louis, Mo. Bulkeley. Rolla C., Grand Junction, Colo. Bull. Louis H., St. Charles. Mo. Carmack. John F., St. Louia, Mo. Campbell, Ralph B., St. Louis, Mo. Chew, William L., Jr.. Dallas. Tex. Doty. Gladys N., St. Louis, Mo. Faulkner. Wortlie W.. St. Louis Mo. Gahl, Edward L., St. Louis, Mo. Gordon. Lu!a E., St. Louis, Mo. Greensfeldor, Moses TL. Clayton, Mo. Hays, Hilda, St. Louis, Mo. liunicke, Alice. St. Louis, Mo. Hunter, Vera F.. St. Louis. Mo. Johnston, Helene M., Lincoln, Ill. Jones. Shelby C.. St. Louis, Mo. Students Kauffmann. Gertrude, St. Louis, Mo. Kendrick, J. S., Jr., Webster Park, Mo. Laugenberg, Annie. St. Louis, Mo. Lautenbach, John R.. St. Louis, Mo. Li in berg-, Edward A.. St. Louis. Mo. Little, Maude G., St. Louis, Mo. Marsh. Dorothea B., St. Louis. Mo. Milius, Eva Louise, St, Louis, Mo. Miller, Leo C., St. Louis, Mo. Mulholland, Daniel E.. Kirkwood Mo. Mustek, Elmer L., St. Louis. Mo. Nathan, Adeline, St. Louis. Mo. Priest, Wells B.. St. Louis. Mo. Parker. Ralph L., St. Louis, Mo. Rosebrough, Frances. St. Louis, Mo. Schuster, Blanche F.. St. Louis. Mo. Shoenberg, Dudley C.. St. Louis, Mo. Study, Guy, Richmond. Ind. Thompson, Dawn E., Manilla, Io. Wilson, Ed ward F.. Webster Groves. Mo. Voss. Heinrich. St. Louis, Mo. 113 t For the Degree of Master of Arts Name. Subject. Residence. Krskine, Lucille, A. B„ Wash. Univ., 1901. English St. Louis. Horwitz, Alexander Earle, A. B„ Wash. Univ., 1900, History St. Louis. Lippincott, Isaac, A. B.. Harvard, 1902, Economics St. Louis. Robinson, Edwin Loomis, A. 11., Yale, 1896, Greek Latin St. Louis. Shahan, William Ewing, A. 11., Wash. I ' niv., 1901, Physics St. Louis. Tensfeld, Anna Elizabeth, A. B., Wash. Univ.. 1906. Botany St. Louis. For the Degree of Doctor of Philosophy Hus, Henri Theodore Antoine, H. S., Univ. of Cal., 1897: M. S., Univ. of Cal., 1899, Botany St. Louis. lit T - m THE HATCHET Evening Class in Architectural Design Aegerter, Gustave William St. Louis, Mo. Burnes, John Joseph St. Louis, Mo. Christopher, Edward Eugene St. Louis, Mo. Corrubia, Angelo Benedetto Marino Barile, Italy. Dietz, Henry Ziegler Walker, Pa. Dillard, Frank St. Louis, Mo. Friton, Ernest Theodore St. Louis, Mo. Millberger, Leo Kaspar Frankstaat, Austria Opperman, Clarence Braddock St. Louis, Mo. Roth, John Jacob St. Louis, Mo. Saum, Frank John St. Louis, Mo. Turner, Henry H. Rochester, N. Y. Wallace, Robert Plymell Warsaw, Ill. 1 10 THE HATCHET Students Enrolled from to October Ahring, Otto F. Altvater, Mamie Anstill, Effie Bailey, Josie Bannon, Etta Bard, Jessie M. Barnes, Margaret E. Bay, Lillian Belcher, Emma Blschoff, Wm. Blackman, Caroline M. Blackwelder, Lncille Bowles, Estelle Boyce, Pearl E, Bracey, W. E. Brandt, Mrs. J. L. Brandt, Mark Braun, Lidia Breen, Marguerite Brown, Hazelwood Browne, Catherine R. Browning, Miriam E. Burns, Carrie Cashion, Eunice Castner, Marion Caster, Ruby Cheswick, E. L. Chew, Levin Colburn, Nordahl N. Colby, Vine Conyngton, Frances R. Coonsman, Nancy L. Costa, Anna Coughlin, Dr. W. C. Covington, Louise 1. Cunning, Shirley A. Curtice, Hila A. Damon, Joseph Darsch, Victor Date, Kotaro , September 25tb, 1905, 5tb, 1906 = 2927 Hebert st. 4115 Bingham av. Boonville, Ind. 2228 University st. 1903 Virginia av. 3739 Windsor pi. 3754 Westminster pi. 5904 Clemens av. Eldorado Springs, Mo. Granite City, Mo. 5843 Bartmer av. The Buckingham. Westphali a, Mo. Mackinaw Island, Mich. Little Rock, Ark. 4528 Westminster pi. 4528 Westminster pi. Wellston, Mo. 5207a Page av. 4860 Fountain av. 4627 Bell av. Chicago, 111. 4732 Easton av. 1376 Lucretia av. 3621 Washington av. Clayton, Mo. Upper Alton, Ill. 4 033 Westminster pi. East Alton, Ill. 5876 Von Versen av. Decatur, Ala. 6191 Delmar av. Bloomington, 111. 1806 Locust st. Dexter, Mo. 4525a Chouteau av. 5530 Maple av. Mt. Vernon, Ill. 1317 Dillon st. 810 Olive st. THE HATCHET Dodd, Mark Donnell, Carson Dunn, Bert Emanuel, Edna Erskine, Cornelia Fisher, Hazel Fenske, Paula Forrester, Fern Fox, ffm. N. Frisby, Mrs. Emma W. Fry, Edwin S. Gale, Gladys Garrels, Adele Gildehaus, Maud Goodrich, Edith F. Gronemcyer, Philip Harmes, Alice Hausman, Arthur C. Hawes, Mrs. E. Henry, H. R. Hoehn, Veronica Herzel, Paul Hull, Esther Hunicke, Alice Insley, Anna Irwin, Myrtle Johnson, Ann H. Jones, Agnes A. Jungbluth, Frederick C. Kiehl, Christine J. Lauenborg, Lillian LeClaire, Ethel Lodwick, Agnes I. Lundberg, Olga Lyon, Estelle I. Marvin. Mattie Mays, Wni, R Mead, Lucy C. Mengotti, Clementine Mersereau, Hope Moorehead, Lillian Mosby, Elise Murdock, Grace Newman, Michael Nipper, Gertrude Nolan, Fanny Nulsen, Bernice Parrish, Grace 53 Vandeventer pi. Donaldson, Ill. Russell, Kans. 4 517 Maffitt. ay. 2416a Bacon st. Pinckneyville, 111. 4 243 Laclede av. East St. Louis, Ill. Parklan, Melrose av. 4623 Wagoner pi. 4609 McPherson av. 4 624 McPherson av. 1830 Lafayette av. 3430 Hawthorne boul 5607 Bartmer av. 4214a Page av. 2130 Wash st. 5833 Plymouth av. 3815 Delmar av. 5133 Page av. St. Charles, Mo. 4115 Green Lea pi. 2 Westmoreland pi. 3532 Victor st. Leavenworth, Kan. 4206 W. Belle pi. 4204 Westminster pi. Labadie, Mo. 13 29a Shawmut pi. 1229 Monroe st. Old Orchard, Mo. Brookfield. Ferguson, Mo. 1909 Belle Glade av. 226 N. Boyle av. 3027 Morgan st. 419 Malt st. 3417 Franklin av. 2323 Whittemore pi. 2830 Shenandoah av. Lexington, Mo. Canton, Miss. 1910 Taylor av. 1116 N. 11th st. 2708 Arkansas av. Birmingham, Ala. 3133 Hawthorne bl. 5607 Cahanne pi. 120 THE HATCHET Pearson, W. G. Peck, Mrs. Julia I. Peters, Katherine Phelips, Mrs. A. D. Plurner, Fred Poirot, Melinda Poth, Martin A. Pratt, Philip Price, Clayton S. Quigley, Maud Rathbtfn, Helen R. Reagan, Grace Reinert, Lillian Risque, Caroline Robertson, Minnie Ryan, Maude Salsey, Norma Schade, Hugo Schenk, Charlotte M. Scholl, G. J. Schulenburg, Adele E. Schure, Paul Sherard, Kathleen Sombart, Petrcnello Sourati, F. A. Snroule, Martha Stark, Lucille Stracke, Elsie D. Thalinger, Oscar Trowbridge, Neely Trenz, Leo Tumalty, Caroline Udstad, Irene Van Cleve, Mary Vongerichten. Ernst Vossler, Edna Vott, Percy Wangelin, Emma D. Wangelin, Josie K. Wall, May Ward, Nina White, Lucille Whitney, Ruth Whitso n, George 1242 Bayard av. 3739 Windsor pi. Fort Dodge, la. 3925a McRee av. 3517 Lafayette av. Belleville, Ill. 1948 North Market st 4299a Cook av. Easin, Wyo. 716 Hamilton av. 4491 W. Pine bl. 4233 Delmar bl. 2320 Russell av. 4021 Morgan st. 3815 Washington av. Hartsell, Ala. 4124 Pine st. 3820 Greer av. 1018 W, Whittier st. 1320 S. 10th st. 3213 Russell av. 1210 Benton st. 3732 Finney av. 5933 Cates av. G33 S. 4th st. 5175 Lindell av. 2948 Washington av. 3305 Russell av. 4 64 9 Maffitt av. 1230 Clara pi. 2010 Gravois av. 5942 Horton pi. St. Charles, Mo. 8408 Hall’s Ferry rd. 2105 E. Grand av. 5870 Emma av. 3543 S. Broadway. 1843 Kennett pi. 1843 Kennett pi. 4299 Lucky st. 4176 Flad av. Kirkwood, Mo. Carthage, Mo. 4263 Evans av. jfr a tern (ties Photo by Conkling THE HATCHET Pki Delta Tlieta FRATRESIN FACULTATE. Sam’l M. Coulter, A. M., Ph. D. Charles P. Pettus, Librarian. FRATRES IN UNIVERSITATE. Alvan J. Goodbar, 1907 . H. Guy Study. Sam H. Allen. Frank M. Eliot, 1908 . Ellis Fischel. John B. Mare, Douglas B. Turner, Daniel Dillon, Jr., Francis P. Hardaway, 1909 . Charles A. Gundelach, Louis A. Wehrle. Harold E. Mantz, Fritz J. Wehrle, 1910. Tom D. Eliot, Charles W. Wall, Jr. 125 Photo by Conkling THE HATCHET Sigma Alpha Epsilon MISSOURI BETA CHAPTER. Established 1892. FRATRES IN UNIVERS1TATE. 1907. Maury C. Cave, Walter F. Hendricli, Grandison D. Royston. 1908. Eeo. C. Miller, Rolla C. Bulkeley, James j. Barry, Kenneth Spencer, Theodore C. Hempelmann. 1909. Charles R. Castlen, Alleyne von Schrader, Richard Hospes, Leland Chivvis, Dorsey Hager. 1910. Dilworth S. Hager. Ralf Toensfeldt, Frank H. Fissc, Walter Schmitz, Fred. L. Bock, Harry W. Castlen 127 I to Photo by Conkling THE HATCHET Beta Theta Pi ALPHA IOTA CHAPTER. Established 1869. Re-established 1901. FRATRES IX FACULTATE. Francis Eugene Nipher, A. M. John Blaisdcl Shapleigh, M. D. John Lane Van Ornum, C. E. Lee Sale, LL. B. Robert Heywood Fernald. M E. Frederick Hale Vose, B. M. E. A. M„ Ph. D. Joseph W. Charles, M. D. Paul Yoer Tapper, M. D. LeRoy McMaster, Ph. B. Jesse Merrill Blanchard, A. B. FRATRES IX UXIVERSITATE. 1907 . Frederick W. Lehmann, Jr., Rector Linde Williams, William II. Schaumberg. 1908 . Harry F. McFarland, Jr., Frank J. Trelease, Chas. M. Viley, George B. Logan, Arno D. Krause, Allan A. Rosborough. Elmer C. Adkins, Howard Bryan, 1909 . Kurt A. Krause, Pierre C. Grace. 1910 . W. Garnett Maddox. F. McLean Campbell, Stratford L. Morton, Justin S. Kendrick, Jr Percy R. Blackmer, Edward L. Carman, Drury A. McMillen, Maurice Obear, Worthe W. Faulkner, Wm. John Steinbreder, Wm. Eversole Prosser, Edward Limberg. Photo by Conkling THE HATCHET BETA SIGMA CHAPTER. Established 1902. FRATRES IN FACULTATE. Richard T. Brownrigg, B. S. - FRATRES IN UNIVERSITATE. 1907. ett Herbe: Carl D. Whitmire. 1908. Raymond G. Alexander, Roy O. Chaffee, Earl B. Morgan, Ralph J. Roeder. 1909. Ralph R. Dildine, Arthur C. Hilmer, Karl S. Howard. 1910. Alfred B. Chapman, Fred S. Perrings, Herbert C. Rhodes. 1.31 Photo by Conkling THE HATCHET TAU TAU CHAPTER. Established 1903. FRA ' l ' RES IX FACULTATE. Henry Thompson Kent, L.L. B. Ernest O. Sweetser, B. S. FRATRES IN UNIVERSITATE.- 1907. Erie J. Birkner, Preston A. Richardson, 100S. Daniel A. Ruebel, Alva Trueblood. Lawrence C. Kingsland, Hugh M. Fullerton, 1909. Edward C. Chamberlin, Simeon R. Tyler. Earl M. Godron, Louis B. Tebbetts, William C. Ilenger, 1910. Corbin M. Duncan, Edward F. Wilson, J. Porter Henry. Harry F. Thomson, Hugh M. Ferriss, Edward H. Mitchell. Photo by Conkling THE HATCHET Sigma N u GAMMA OMICRON CHAPTER. Established 1903. FRATRES IN FACULTATE. Dr. W. M. Robertson, A. V. Graf. FRATRES IN L ' . lVERSITATF.. 1907. Ernest R. Breaker, Edward W. Gallenkamp, Jr., Henry H. Clayton, Lee E. Monroe. 1908. Spencer M. Thomas. Jerome J. Phillips, 1909. S. Thorne Able, Wayne W. Mackey, Larry A. Cobb, Rolla McL. Culberson, Paul H. Hawkins. John W. Estes, Jr., 1910. John R. Vaughan, John B. Warner, Allen DeB. Bowen INACTIVE MEMBERS. L. E. Osborne, E. P. Sherman. Photo by Conkling THE HATCHET Theta Xi IOTA CHAPTER. Founded 1905. 6294. FRATRES IN UNIVERSITATE. Curt G. Adler, 1907. Alfred Lewald. 1908. John M. Hawkins, Edward G. Meyer, Walter P. Schuck, .. ' -� v Ti 1909. William D. Barnes, p: 7 i ’ Edward C. Bowman, William E. Beatty, Burnet Outten. Irvin A. Sims. 1910. Otto Anscheutz, Robert H. Barclay, Juan Faudoa, Noel J. Peltier, Thomas A. Stratton. 137 Photo by Conkling THE HATCHET Kappa Alpha BETA THETA. Established 1906. 1907. Melville A. Burke, Fred Lewis English. 1908. Alrov Scollay Phillips (Law). 1909. Adrian Woods Frazier, Archibald Earl Wyatt, William Everett Taylor, Robert Lee Ailworth (Law). Harry Strong Winn, Arthur H. Bader (Law). Herschel Cast (Law). 1910. George Elmer Menges. SPECIAL. Wells Blodgett Priest. Photo by Conkling THE HATCHET Phi Delta Phi COOLEY CHAPTER. Established March 3, 1882. BROTHERS IN THE FACULTY. Wm. S. Curtis, Dean, I. H. Lionberger, W. W. Keysor, D. N. Kirby, W. D. Coles. BROTHERS IX THE UNIVERSITY. A. I. Beach, J. M. Lashly, S. A. Martin, Class of 1907. A. C. Trueblood. Daniel Dillon, Jr., F. W. Lehmann, Jr., C. M. Rice, L. C. Kingsland, D. D. McDonald, Clyde Morsey, Class of 1908. A. D. Krause, T. P. Moore, A. S. Phillips, A. A. Rosborough. Class of 1909. J. M. Blanchard, W. H. Hebenstreit, W. F. Kirsch, 141 H. W. Castlen, J. P. Henry, F. W. Von Schrader Photo by Conkling THE HATCHET Delta Chi WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY CHAPTER. Established 1906. ERATRES IN UNIVERSITATE. E. H. Busick, W. L. Vieregg, Wm. M. Ilgenfritz, John W. Cook, 1907. Eugene W. English, John W. Calhoun, S. P. Vickroy, W. H. Shaumberg, L. E. Osborne. J. C. Grover, Harry Frank, 190S. M. A. Looney. Gustav A. Stannn, R. W. Roeder, A. A. Boettler, J. B. Hardaway, 1909. R. H. Stevens, Jr., J. F. Vickers. 143 Photo hy Conkling Nu Sigma Nu THE HATCHET ALPHA KAPPA PHI CHAPTER. Established 1900. FRATRES IN FACULTATE. YV. A. Hardaway, Henry Schwartz, H. G. Mudd, Id. N. Spencer, H. Tuholske, Armand Ravold, Frank R. Fry, J. A. Steele, Paid Y. Tupper, W. M. Whelpley, Ellsworth Smith, Robert Luedeking, Justin Steer, J. W. Charles, L. P. Williamson, O. W. Smith, Geo. M. Tuttle, Walter Baumgarten, Nathaniel Allison, John C. Morfit, Seldon H. Spencer, Bernard W. Moore, Joseph Grin don, Guy N. Semple, FRATRES IN UNIVERSITATE. 1907. R. M. Spivy, C. FI. Dixon, j G. Story, 1908. Id. P. Poston. G. R. Hays, G. C. McCoy, H. M. Young, L. P. Viley, Jr., B. W. Hardy, W. G. Westermier, John Hall, A. D. Hobson. Wm. L. Abney, J. A. Seahold, 1909. P. G. Trotter, W. G. Thorne. 1910. Frank McL. Campbell, Charles F. DeGaris, William C. Edict Arthur H. Deppe, Thomas F. Wier, Walter F. Plassmann. 145 Photo by Strauss THE HATCHET Phi Beta Pi MU CHAPTER. Established 1903. FRATRES IX FACULTATE. James Francis Abbott, A. M., Major William B. Banister, M. D., Willard Bartlett, A. M„ M. D. Gustav Baumgarten, M. D., Louis Henry Behrens, M. D., M. A. Bliss, M. D.. Clyde Brooks, A. B., Robert Burns, M. D„ George W. Calc, M. D., Given Campbell. Jr., M. D.. Norman Bruce Carson, M. D., John Charles Henry Dixon, M. D., Arthur Eugene Ewing, M. D., John Green, LL. D., M. D., Julius IT. Gross, M. D.. Philip Hoffman, M. D., Harry Mcjohnson, M. D„ Walter L. Johnson, M. D., Jesse S. Meyer, M. D., William Robertson, M. D., John Blasdcl Shapleigh. M. D. Greenfield Sluder, M. D., Zahorskv, M. D. F RAT RES IX l ' X I VERS I TATE. 1907 . Charles W. Bassett. S. T. Bassett, Lawrence FI. Hill, C. Howard Jamieson, Thomas G. Bruce Lemmon, Lee E. Monroe, Llewellyn Sale, Paul Vinyard, D. Woodson. 1908 . Frank L. Da ds, Frank II. Ewerhardt, G. E. Ilertel, Halbert R. Hill, Frank W. Klocke, James E. Prichard, Edward Reulbach, Clifford F. Suggett, Randall S. Tides. John E. Chapin, Leonard Denny, Harry W. Gibbs, 1909 . John F„ McNulty, Walter X. Pugh. Omar FI. Qtiade, Lister II. Tuholske. 147 Photo by Conkling THE HATCHET Pki Delta ALPHA ZETA CHAPTER. Established 1905. FRATRES IN FACULTATE. Edmund A. Babler, M. D. Vilray P. Blair, A. M., M. D. R. Walter Mills, M. D. Harry M. Moore, M. D. Robert E. Schleuter, Ph. G., M. D. Carl A. W. Zimmerman, M. D. FI. D. Senior, M. D. A. C. Kimball, M. D. Herman A. Hanzer, M. D. Albert F. Koetter, M. D. FRATRES IN UXIVERSITATE. 1907. Leo G. Bartels, Percy Newman, Martin G. Fronske, William O’Reilly, Herbert FI. Gipson, Gustav Reinhardt, Robert Q. Gray, Grandison D. Royston, William Kerwin, F. Pernoud, Herlup Gyde Lund, J. B. McCubbin, Sidney M. Maclean. 1908. Grover C. Black, George M. Kesl, Eli T. Brand, Gary Thomas Gossard, Jesse J. Burdick, Harry Sandperl. Phelps G. Hurford. 1909. Ira Ross Clark, A. von Schroeder, Lurin P. Macklin, C. R. Castlen. Percy J. McAuliffe, R. E. Hogan. Richard S. Weiss. 1910. Lee Orville Freeh, Robert Morris Hardaway, Terrence Gronoway. 149 THE HATCHET Xi Psi Phi TAU CHAPTER. Established 1901. FRATRES Walter M. Bartlett, D. D. S., Bruno E. Lischer, D. M. D., Jesse D. White, D. M. D., FRATRES Wm. R. Smith, J. Orville Rice, H. G. Baird, Geo. M. Byrne, Robt. N. Holloway, L. G. Neuhoff, R. D. Langstead, C. M. Nichols, J. P. Gill, F. E. Hensehneier, U. IN FACULTATE. Jas. A. Brown, D. D. S., DeCourcey Lindsley, D. M. D., F. A. Neuhoff, D. D. S. •J UNIVERSITATE. 1907. Edgar H. Keys, Arthur L. Tice, Edwin C. Will, j. D. Jordon, Earle J. Logue. 1908. W. H. McFarland, Guy S. Richards, Fletcher D. Rhodes, W. H. Pieper, 1909. A. J. C. O ' Onk, T Ruchstuhl. 151 152 THE HATCHET Delta Sigma Delta UPSILON CHAPTER. Established 1904. FRATRES IN FACULTATE. John Hanger Kennerly, M. D., LeGrand M. Cox, D. M. D., D. D. S., Ewing P. Brady, D. D. S. Adams, Samuel Thompson, Bolt, Henry Brison, Carson, Edgar Mason, 1907. Johnson, Claud White, Kalbfleisch, Albert Arthur, Logan, John Cadesman, Hunt, Walter Eucius, Neville, Henry Olen, Sternberg, Irvin M. Brown, William Wiley, Buchannon, Walter James, Caldwell, James William, Mason, Lloyd Chester, Mayer, Edward Lawrence, 1908. Meyer, Frank Ernest, Miller, John Taylor, Moore, Dennis Talmage, Pinion, Dayton Dixon, Scott, Noah Estis. Agee, Carlton, 1909. Henselmeier, Harry Frederick, Follenius, Bernhardt W ashington, Humphrey, Shakespear Longfellow Griffis, William Alexander, Stowell, Guy. 153 Photo by Conkling THE HATCHET Theta Sigma Organized 1898. 1907. Frieda Kayser. 1908. Anne Marshall, Vera Hunter, 1909. Gertrude Prack. 1910. Gertrude Hoerr, Gertrude Bonney, Ethel Sprague, Grace 11 use. Gladys Doty, Lula Gordon. 157 THE HATCHET Photo by Conkling THE HATCHET 160 THE HATCHET Pi Beta Plii Established 1867. MO. BETA CHAPTER. Established March 22, 1907. 1909. Ruth Bayley, Louise Birch, Julia Griswold, Hope Mersereau, Alice Woodward. Shirley Seifert, Amy Starbuck, Hazel Thompkin: Elise ver Steeg, 1910. Helen Gorse, Frances Rosebrough. Helene Johnston, PLEDGED. Edith Baker, Zide Fauntleroy. 1U1 THE HATCHET SENIOR SOCIETY. Established 1904. HONORARY MEMBERS. Winfield Scott Chaplin, A. M., LL. D.. Marshall Solomon Snow, A. M.. LL. D.. Calvin Milton Woodward, A. B.. Ph. D. 1906. W illiam Robert Gilbert. Graham Cook Stevens, Melville Alexander Burke, Daniel Adolph Ruebel, Terry West Allen, Edward William Gallenkamp, Jr., Preston Allen Richardson, 1907. John Jacob Roth, Carl Douglas Whitmire, Mortimer Perry Burroughs, Alvin Joy Goodbar, Walter Frederick Hendrich, Fred Lewis English. 163 Paul H. Hawkins, I cwis 11. Tebhetts Ralph R. Dildine. Leland Cliivvis, T.erov A. Wehrle, Frank H. Fisse, Fairbanks C. ITirdler, Henry S. Wind, Elmer C. Adkins, Paid P. Haynes. 165 THE HATCHET 1909. E. M. Godron, J. FI. Duncan, Jr W. C. Henger, W. W. Mackay, F. L. Bock, S. S. Jacobs, L. A. Welirle, L. A. Cobb, K. S. Howard, 1910. W. E. Taylor. H. W. Hall, E. FI. Robinson, J. W. Estes, Jr., E. FI. Mitchell, W. E. Prosser, FI. M. Ferriss, F. J. Welirle, F. S. Perrings, W. L. Rose, G. E. Mcnges. H. C. Rhodes, 166 _ THE HATCHET W. A. G. Re-established 1907 Vida Gruner, Clara Nipher, Edna Diehl, Olna Hudler, ' Frieda Kavser, Gertrude Prack, Adele Garrels, Helene Johnston, Ueah Yoffie, Winona Petring, Anne Marshall, Ortrude Hoerr, Hope Mersereau, Helen Corse, Amy Starbuck, Josephine Krausnich. 167 THE HATCHET Student Body 1907. Alvan J. Goodbar, Pres. Carl D. Whitmire. Pierre C. Grace. 1908. J. Allan Stevens. 1909. Earl M. Godron. 1910. Hugh M. Ferriss. 170 WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY DEBATING CLUB. President, A. J. Goodbar. Secretary, J. A. Stevens. Vice-President, F. L. English. Treasurer, F. H. Fisse. Sergeant-at-Arms, G. B. Logan. MEMBERS. Thomas Dawes Eliot. Fred Lewis English, Hugh Macomber Ferriss, Frank Henry Fisse, Alvan Joy Goodbar, George Bryan Logan. Willard Lee Mohorter, Stratford Lee Morton, Edward Hamilton Robinson, Milton Bala Rosenheim, Irwin Sale, James Allan Stevens, Spencer Martin Thomas, Edward Fitzgerald Wilson. HONORARY MEMBERS. Prof. A. O. Lovejoy, rrof. H. C. Penn, 171 Prof. A. P. Winston, Mr. W. L. Leighton. Photo by Conkling THE HATCHET Black stone Debating Society Louis B. Sher, President. Thomas P. Moore, Vice-President. B. F. Anderson. Secretary. Wm. H. Hebenstreit, Treasurer. Charles E. Pfeiffer, Sergeant-at-Arms. Ancker, DeVVitt, Anderson, Benjamin Franklin, Arnstein, Herbert, Bader, Arthur II., Bedell, Rodney, Blanchard, Jesse Merrill, Boettler, Albert Arthur, Busiek, Erwin Henry, Calhoun, John Wolfinger, Castlen, Harry Wightman, Cohen, Louis, Cook, John William, Crichton, George Kilpatrick, Davenport, Homer, Dierfeld, Otto Fred, Dillon, Daniel, Jr., Ellis, John Alvin, English, Eugene Wakeman, Faulkner, Harry, Frank, Harry A., Fuhr, Robert Eberhard. Gillespie, John Francis, Gore, Archie Edward, Grover, John C., Guest, Willard Harvey, Haas, Harry Scheuer, Hardaway, John Benjamin, Hart, Richard C., Hebenstreit, William Henry, Heyman, Lester Irving, Hopwood, Albert Callison, Ilgenfritz, Will McNair, Kirsch, William Fred, Kraemer, Otto Heinrich, Lashly, Jacob Marx, Lehmann, Frederick Wm., Jr., Little, George Downey, Moore, Thomas P., Morsey, Clyde, Mueller, Fred Ernest, Osborne, Livingston Eugene, Padgett, Earl Van Dorn, Pfeiffer, Charles Edward, Ouinn, William Merrill, Ralls, George Alva, Reppy, Harry T., Boeder, Ralph John, Sher, Louis B„ Solomon, Sidney W., Stamm, Gustave Alexander, Van llofen, Roland, Vickers, Jay Frank, Von Schrader, Frederick William, Weinbrenner, John Raymond. 173 THE HATCHET Varsity Debating Team Defeated Cincinnati University, April 12th, ’07. Lester Irving Hevman ' 07, Law. William F. Kirsch ’09, Law. J. Allan Stevens ' 08, College. 174 THE HATCHET Girl s Literary Society President, Miss Coulter. Vice-President, Miss Huse. Secretary, Miss O’Connor. MEMBERS. Miss Albers, Mass Huse, Miss Angert, Miss Cohn, Miss Kahn, Miss Kauffman, Miss Coulter, Miss O’Connor, Miss Deahl, Miss Tosher, Miss Patterson, Miss Rudolph, Miss Hayward, Miss Yoffie. 175 Photo by Conkling C. M. Viley ’08, Leader. FIRST MANDOLINS. R. O. Chaffee ’08, H. C. Soest ’09, W. E. Prosser ’10, S. R. Tyler ’08. SECOND MANDOLINS. A. B. Chapman ’10, W. L. Rose 10, H. M. Fullerton ’08, A. G. Schuricht ’09. GUITARS. R. H. Barclay 10, C. M. Duncan ' 09. W. C. Henger ’09. FLUTE. C. M. Viley ’OS. ITT Photo by Conklin THE HATCHET Glee Club IT. M. FULLERTON ’ 08 , Leader. G. B. LOGAN, Manager ' 06 . S. S. JACOBS, Manager ' 07 . ARTHUR LIEBER, Director. FIRST TENORS. W. A. Burnet ’08. W. W. Faulkner TO, A. Eckert TO, S. M. Thomas ’08. SECOND TENORS. W. K. Begeman TO, G. B. Outten 09, H. M. Fullerton ’08, M. Rosenheim ’08, H. C. Soest ’09. FIRST BASSES. E. C. Adkins ’09, S. S. Jacobs ’09, H. Z. Hopkins TO, W. E. Prosser TO, L. B. Sher ’08. SECOND BASSES. R. IT. Barclay TO, F. B. Cowdin TO, C. S. McGinnis ’09, S. M. Morton TO, J. A. Stevens ’08, T. A. Thompson TO. PIANO ACCOMPANIST. E. C. Adkins ’09. 179 President, G. C. Stevens. Vice-President, H. S. Barbee. Secretary-Treasurer, E. G. Meyer. MEMBERS. Prof. E. H. Keiser, Ph. D., A. V. Graf, B. S. L. McMaster, A. M., Ph. D. M. A. Burke, F. C. Koch, H. S. Barbee, E. G. Meyer, F. M. Eliot, D. A. Ruebel, Thomas Furlong, Jr., W. P. Schuck, J. M. Hawkins, A. G. Schuricht, G. C. Stevens. ist EIRCHITECTVRALj Society President, Robert Cole Duncan. Secretary-Treasurer, Samuel H. Allen. MEM RERS. Guy Study, Roy O. Chaffee, Anton Jensen, John Lautenbach, A. Oscar Steidemann, E. L. Gahl, L. H. Bull, William Chew, R. C. Duncan, S. H. Allen. HONORARY MEMBERS. Prof. F. M. Mann, L. C. Spiering, Prof. Holmes Smith, W. I. Trueblood. 182 WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY BRANCH OF THE A. I. E. E. MEMBERS. Prof. A. S. Langsdorf, Chairman. W. E. Bryan, Secretary. R. W. Lamar, C. M. Viley, G. Mezger, . W. A. Burnet, A. E. Wright, S. R. Tyler, W. E. Liggett, J- H. Hunt. ASSOCIATED WITH LOCAL BRANCH. G. L. Evans, Vice-Chairman. M. C. Cave. M. M. Glauber, H. M. Patton, M. K. Toeppen, H. F. Gauss. 183 OFFICERS. R. L. Williams, President. Earl Morgan, Vice-President. L. Grimes Corkins, Secretary-Treasurer. MEMBERS. Henry H. Clayton, L. Grimes Corkins, Walter F. Hendrich, Alfred Lewald, E. O. Sweetser, Carl D. Whitmire, Rector L. Williams, R. G. Alexander, E. C. Chamberlin, Pierre C. Grace, John B. Mare, H. F. McFarland, Earl Morgan, Frank F. Trelease. 1S4 OFFICERS. President. Melville A. Burke. Vice-President, Fannie Hurst. Secretary, Vida Gruner. Treasurer, Moses M. Glauber. Assistant Treasurer, Spencer Thomas. Assistant Treasurer, Olga Albers. Business Manager, D. A. Ruebel. Assistant Business Manager, Paul Hawkins. Sergeant-at-Arms, John E. Schmale. THE HATCHET Members Olga Albers, Melville A. Burke, Cornelia C. Coulter, Antoinette Curl, Ruth Curl, Edna Deahl, Frances Dawson, Fred L. English, Frank Eliot, Thomas Furlong, Frank Fisse, Elinor Freund, Moses M. Glauber, Gladys Gruner, Meta Gruner, Vida Gruner, Julia Grieswald, Paul Hawkins, Olna Hudler, Fannie Hurst, Edward Mitchell, Walter E. McCourt, Hope Mersereau, Helen Patterson, Daniel A. Ruebel, Lillian Randall, John E. Schmale, Robert S. Starbird, George Souther, J. Allan Stevens, Shirley Seifert, Spencer M. Thomas, Harry F. Thomson, Alice Woodward, 189 THE GOOD-NATURED MAN. Presented at the Odeon April 5, 1007. S. M. Thomas, M. A. Burke, Thos. Furlong, Jr., J. E. Schmale, George Souther, • M. M. Glauber, D. A. Ruebel, Shirley Paul Hawkins, Frank Eliot, H. F. Thomson, Ruth Curl, Frances Dawson, Olna Hudler, Fannie Hurst, Seifert. 190 THE HATCHET A Review of the Year By M. M. Glauber The season of 1906-07 was a repetition of the success of the previous year in Dramatics. The college year ending in June was given a fitting finish by an original burlesque on university life and university types. The play was written by Miss Joanna Hoolan. ’06. assisted by Richard¬ son. ' 07. and it was produced during commencement week in the pavilion at the University Gardens. It was originally intended to give the per¬ formance on the lawn at the Gardens, but—unluckily, a drizzling rain forced this idea to be abandoned and an indoor production was given. The large hall was much too small to accommodate the crowd which assembled and many were forced to remain on the gallery without and to view the proceedings through the large windows. The Chancellor, the Deans. Prof. Van Ornum, Dr. Chessin and a number of other university characters were represented, and the play scored a big hit with students, faculty, and in fact, with all who had the good fortune to witness it. On October 10th the first business meeting of the year was held, the most important business transacted being the admission of new mem¬ bers. Of the seventeen candidates, ten were admitted, the rivalry for place being very keen. During the summer the Program Committee worked like beavers and mapped out a plan of action for the coming year, resolving to try to produce something better for the monthly plays than the conventional farce. Permission was secured from Collier’s Weekly to produce Richard Harding Davis’ “Miss Civilization,” and it was given on the afternoon and evening of October 24th. in connection with “Who’s Who,” an original farce by D. A. Ruebel, ' 07. Standing room only was available, and it was a question which of the two plays carried off the honors. Mr. Ruebel carried the star part in his play and was called out for a curtain speech. Some novel mechanical and lighting effects were used in “Miss Civilization,” and these together with the thorough preparation which both casts had received stamped the affair as the most successful monthly performance which the club had given up to this time. On the evening of November 14 th, the club assisted in the benefit given the Athletic Association at Memorial Hall, giving “Fennel, by Jerome K. Jerome. The play, which is a translation from the French of Copee, and which is also known as “The Violin Maker of Cremona, is a very delicate piece of work, with good character roles, and requires careful handling. That the cast succeeded admirably was the testimony of the large audience who attended. At the same time that “Fennel was being prepared, the regular November play was in rehearsal The Program Committee selected Winston Churchill’s “The Title Mart,” and secured Mr. Churchill’s personal permission to give the production, for which he holds the rights. The club had been requested to repeat “The Title Mart for 191 THE HATCHET the benefit of the organ fund of the new Temple Israel, and the ser¬ vices as coach of Mrs. Hattie Morse Hamburger had been offered and accepted. Mrs. Hamburger worked hard with the cast, and though tlit play was a big attempt for a monthly show, both the performances in Cupple’s Theatre and the benefit were very successful. The regular performances were given on the afternoon and evening of November 2 Sth. ihe benefit was given at the Beethoven Conservatory on the even- ing of December 3 d. 1 he large hall was packed, not only the regular seats being taken, but chairs placed around the walls were filled, and CVer entire crowd could not be accommodated. I he play chosen for December was Grace Livingstone Kumiss ' “A Box of Monkeys. but owing to the great number of December festivi¬ ties, the production was postponed until January 16th. when it was given to a fair-sized audience. The affair was made a benefit for the Theta Sigmas to assist them in defraying the expenses of their annual holiday dinner for needy children. At the business meeting held on February 13th. a name. Thyrsus, was adopted by the club. The name was suggested by Prof. Holmes Smith, who also designed a seal for the club, which was also accepter. Several new members were admitted at this meeting. 1 he February play, In Honor Bound, by Sydney Grundy, given on February 27th, was again of a serious nature. In fact, its fault lay in this, that it had nothing to lighten its sombre tone, a fatal omission in an amateur play. The cast worked conscientiously and not without a measure of success, but its ability was without doubt overtaxed. I he annual play, the event of the year, was given at the Odeon on Friday evening, April ath, a crowded house greeting the performers. “Trelawney of the Wells,” by Pinero, had been selected as the offering of I hyrsus for this year, but as a semi-professional company had pro¬ duced this play at the Odeon a short time before it was thought best to abandon this selection and a classic was again chosen, Goldsmith ' s “The Good-Natured Man. Miss Mildred Hoyle, who coached “The School for Scandal,” also directed the cast of “The Good-Natured Man” with ecpial success and helped Thyrsus add another triumph to its list. On the Monday evening following the performance at the Odeon, the cast left for Springfield, thence to Sedalia, Lexington and Boonville, playing one performance in each town in the order named. Good houses greeted them everywhere and the trip served as a most excellent adver¬ tisement for Thyrsus and for W. U. In conclusion, a word might be said of the club in general. Its suc¬ cess from the beginning has been wonderful and has been due to the un¬ selfish efforts of its members. It has now a theatre, which, though en¬ tirely too small for its needs, is fairly well equipped. During the past year considerable new scenery and a pretty drop curtain have been pur¬ chased and a great part of the house fitted with opera chairs. At the monthly plays the Mandolin Club, which was engaged for each perform¬ ance. contributed considerably 1 o the pleasure of the audience. I ft 2 THE HATCHET Dramatic Club Presentations June ' 06 . Desperate Remedies.’ By Joanna Hoolan, ’ 06 . Chancellor Chaplin.Mr. Burke Dean Woodward.Mr. Schmale Dean Snow.Mr. Wintermann Prof. Van Ornum.Mr. Souther Prof. Chessin...Mr. Allen Member ' of Dramatic Club...Mr. Campbell Freshman .Mr. Dixon Upper Classman.Mr. Heimbuecher 1 st Co-ed.Miss Hoolan 2 nd Co-ed.Miss Knoll 3 rd Co-ed.Miss Dickinson The Boy Prodigy.Louis, the Office Boy Soldiers. Co-eds, Students, Professors and Band. October ' 06 . “Miss Civilization, By Richard Harding Davis. Miss Civilization 1 st Burglar. 2 nd Burglar. .. . 3 rd Burglar.... Mother. ...Miss Hudler .... Mr. Thomas ... .Mr. Souther . .Mr. Hawkins Miss Woodward Julia McGowan Jane Hardy Aunt Hardy... Mr. Hardy.... Air. McGowan. Porter. Who ' s Who, By D. A. Ruebel. .Miss Dawson ..Miss Meta Gruner Miss Gladys Gruner .Mr. Ruebel .Mr. Mitchell .Mr. English 193 THE HATCHET Dramatic Club Presentations—Conti, lied November ’ 06 . The Title Mart,” By Winston Churchill. Mr. Barking. Lord Tredbury . Mr. Blackwell. Hiram Peters, Sheriff Grocer - Boy . Butler . Footman . Reporter . Miss Blackwell. Marjorie Ticknor .... Mrs. Blackwell. .Mr. Burke .... Mr. Haynes .Mr. Starbird .Mr. Schmale .Mr. Furlong .... Mr. Mitchell .... Mr. Souther .... Mr. Glauber .Miss Hurst .... Miss Randall Miss Vida Gruner January ’ 07 . A Box of Monkeys, By Grace Furness. Sierra Mine Owner Sunflower. Boston Girl. Aunt . .Mr. Ruebel . Miss R. Curl ... .Miss Seifert Miss Mersereau Sir George His Wife . Philip Rose. February, ’ 07 . In Honor Bound.” .. Mr. Glauber Miss Patterson ... . Mr. Burke ... Miss Albers 194 THE HATCHET Washington University Athletic Association OFFICERS. December, 1906, to December, 1907. President. Spencer M. Thomas, ’08 Vice President.J. Allan Stevens, ’08 Secretary .Frank Eliot, ’08 Treasurer.F. H. Ewerhardt ADVISORY BOARD. Chairman.Calvin M. Woodward Secretary .A. g Langsdorf Physical Director .F. H. Ewerhardt Alumni Representative .A. S. Langsdorf And the President and Treasurer of the Association, also Managers of Football, Baseball, and Track. MANAGERS. ' 07 Football . 07 Baseball . ' 07 Track . . . ’07 Basketball ’07 Tennis .. FI. M. Fullerton .. .F. L. English ... D. A. Ruebel .. G. C. Stevens .. H. M. Patton 196 I AI .1, THE HATCHET Football P. A. Richardson, ’07;. Manager F. L. English, ' 07.Ass ' t Manager T. M. Blanchard . Coach F. S. Luckey . Captain John Furst.Trainer THE TEAM. Left End.... Left Tackle . Left Guard . Center . Right Guard Right Tackle .Jacobs Luckey, Capt. . Stevens .... Breaker . . Rodenburg ,.. McGinnis . Bock Quarter Back.H. Castlen (Capt-elect.) Right End. . I,eft Half. Full Back Right Llalf .... Gore C. Castlen ... Thomas .. Royston .... Hager SCHEDULE—1906. Central College.4 Washington .12 NOVEMBER 10—AT ST. LOUIS—STADIUM. Missouri.o Washington .12 NOVEMBER 17—AT ST. LOUIS—LEAGUE PARK. Texas.17 Washington.6 NOVEMBER 23—AT AUSTIN, TEXAS. Total. Opponents .21 Washington .30 199 THE HATCHET LUCKEY, Capt. Left Tackle THOMAS Left Half A Review of the Foot- hall Season of 1906 By P. A. RICHARDSON. Mgr. The football season of 1906 was a strange mixture of failure and success. Up to the middle of October the football team that represented Washington Uni¬ versity was called a team by courtesy only. Many of the veterans had been excluded on account of the A. B. rule, and the freshmen were ineligible on ac¬ count of the one year’s residence rule. The one year’s residence rule prohibited a man playing on the teams who had not been in residence one year. Coupled with this was the fact that very few universi¬ ties and colleges in this section were abiding by these rules, and as Washing¬ ton could not play colleges which were not governed by these rules, there was a scarcity of games of importance on the schedule. Conditions such as these tended to annul any enthusiasm that would- have been productive of good re¬ sults and gave rise to no end of com¬ plaints and useless talk on the “Confer¬ ence Rules.” It was during this period that the team was administered a sound drubbing by a minor college. Then came the meeting of the student body at the Medical Department to decide whether BLANCHARD Coach H.CASTLEN Capt.-elect. Quart. Back 200 THE HATCHET BOCK R. Tackle. RODENBERG R. Guard. football should be continued. This was the turning point in the 1906 season, from failure to success. The meeting voted unanimously that the game should be continued. About this time games were finally scheduled with Central College, Texas University, and Missouri Univer¬ sity, and within the same week the ref¬ ormation was completed by the arrival of the coach, J. Merrill Blanchard. Coach Blanchard took charge of the squad on October 17th, just one month before the championship game with Mis¬ souri. His untiring energy, boundless enthusiasm, and great earnestness soon infected the squad, and the work of de¬ veloping a team in mid-season, with the big game only one month off, was begun. In the next two practice games the team was held to a tie score, but they were learning football—fast, getting better every day, acquiring the fight and the “Dig” which was necessary for a 155- pound team to get anywhere. Then came the game of games. Out¬ weighed twelve pounds to the man, play¬ ing in a sea of mud, with all the weather conditions against a possible chance of success, this light team, by sheer grit and a fine display of brains and football in¬ stinct and ability, held old Missouri in straight football, and then proceeded to trim her in spectacular style, sending her down to defeat, admittedly beaten in straight football, trick football, and foot¬ ball considered at any angle. The Texas game played at Austin, Texas, was a sort of anti-climax. The team was defeated, C. CASTUEN R. Bind. MCGINNIS R. Guard. 201 THE HATCHET BREAKER Center. ROYSTON Full Back. but they were outweighed 25 pounds to the man, and the defeat was expected. The score at the end of the first half how¬ ever, was 6-5 favor of Washington, so it is seen that the team put up a fast, scrappy game. Thomas was easily the star of the sea¬ son. His drop kicks and kicks from placement were good ones, often at bad angles and on muddy fields. He was the best ground gainer on the team. He scored both touchdowns on Missouri. Royston did well. He played his best game against Texas. He was improving every day, and should make a star in 1907. Hager was the best man for his weight seen in these parts lately. He was hard to tackle, and although very light he gained many yards for the Var¬ sity. He should also show up well in 1907. The line was always good. Stevens was probably the most, versatile player in the line. He played right guard, right tackle, center, left guard and left tackle during the season and did all well. Mc¬ Ginnis put up a very consistent game at left guard, while Rodenberg and Bock were doing great work at right guard and right tackle. Breaker played a steady game at center, and was a good man in backing up the line. Lucky was playing his last year and made every game count. He was the proverbial “tower of strength.’’ He played his best game against Missouri. He was a good cap¬ tain and leaves a place that will be hard to fill. To the ends can be credited much of JACOBS. R. End. STEVENS R. Guard. 202 THE HATCHET GORE R. End. the team’s success. They had speed, and this, coupled with the brilliant execution of the quarterback kick of Harry Castlen, netted many yards. The ends were Jacobs, C. Castlen and Gore. Harry Castlen showed great head work all dur¬ ing the season, and his selection for cap¬ tain in 1907 assures Washington of an¬ other fast and brainy team. It is hoped that the student body will give the same support and encourage¬ ment to the 1907 team as was accorded the 1900 men. If the same spirit is shown in 1907, as was shown during the past season, Washington will once more possess a team which, if it cannot be said to have been a successful one, will be a highly satisfactory and creditable one. COACH, CAPTAIN, MANAGER. 203 THE HATCHET Class Football 1906 Standing Won Lost Juniors .... 2 0 Sophomores 2 1 Seniors 0, juniors 5. Seniors 0, Sophomores 10. Seniors 0, Freshmen 5 . Juniors 5 , Seniors 0. Juniors io, Sophomores o. Juniors 0, Freshmen 0. Won by “ 1908 ” Tied Standing Won Lost 1 Freshmen 1 1 0 Seniors .... 0 3 Sophomores 10 , Seniors 0. Sophomores o. Juniors io. Sophomores 5 , Freshmen 0. Freshmen 5 , Seniors 0. Freshmen 0, Juniors 0 . Freshmen 0, Sophomores 5. Tieil 1 0 c. Seniors. Juniors. Sophomores. Fresh men. Bryan. Soest. Perrings. R. G... .. Birkner. Sims. Zahorsky. Steinbreder. L. O... Toeppen. Robinson. Mitchell. R. T.. . . . Clayton. Stevens. Bock. Blackmer. L. T... Trelease. Rodenberg. Heimbuecher. R. E... Chamberlain. Jacobs, Cap’t. Obear, Cap’t. L. E... .. Lewald. Grace. Hagar. Peltier. Q. B... Morgan. Haynes. Kendrick. F. B.... Fullerton. Cobb. Carmack. E. H... Thomas. Priest. Morton. R. H... . .Souther, Logan, Cap ' t. Stoecker. Mitchell. Substitutes—Jensen. McFarland. Allen. JUNIORS “The Champs.” 204 SOPHOMORES FRESHMEN. SENIORS. 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Terry W. Allen. ’07 Captain elect—resigned .Acting-Captain . Coach ...Manager .Ass’t Manager THE TEAM. Catcher . Pitchers First Base. .. Second Base . .. Rhodenberg .. .Gill. Owsley .. Thomas .. . . Richardson Right Field . . . Third Base.Stewart Short Stop .Robinson Left Field .Morgan Center Field.Brill .Carson SCHEDULE. Arkansas .2 Washington Arkansas .o Washington Arkansas .6 Washington Arkansas .6 Washington May 24, 25 and 26 at Fayetteville. Ark. Westminster College.o Washington At Fulton, Mo. Missouri Valley College.3 Washington (12 Innings.) At Marshall, Mo. .6 . 1 . 1 .2 10 4 209 THE HATCHET Review of Baseball Season for 1906 By W. R. GILBERT The season of 1906 was not a success. This was due to two reasons: first, the Athletic Association had a deficit so large that the Advisory Board would only permit the manage¬ ment to arrange one home game, and second, the Faculty adopted such stringent rules that it required the hardest hind of work for the coach to obtain nine players who were eligible. But with all these handicaps the team managed to win a majority of the games. The only home game was the one with Arkansas on May 5th at the Stadium, and this game was arranged only after a subscription list was circulated in order that expenses could SPENCER THOMAS be guaranteed. Acting Capt. Three games were arranged with Saint Louis University, and Capt. elect which would have doubtless attracted much attention as well as drawing a large amount of gate receipts. But the games had to be cancelled, because St. Louis University insisted on playing a certain player, who has been identified with semi-professional ball for several years. Two trips were taken by the team, one to Fayetteville, Ark., and the other to Fulton, Mo., and Marshall, Mo., and they both afforded an unusual amount of pleasure to the players, especially the one to Fayetteville, Arkansas. Among the veterans on the team I might mention “Spencer” Thomas, who more than ably filled his position at first base; “Cy” Morgan proved the same reliable man in the left garden: “Irish” Richardson, was always popping up around second just at the right time; Fritz Robinson although an outfielder, came to the team’s rescue and filled the gap at short. , Several good, new men were developed during the season: “Cy” Stew ' art. who was conspicuous for his excellent “whip.” “Rock” Rodenburg was as steady as a rock behind the bat, hence his nickname. “Strawberry” Gill was right there, and his performance of pitching three consecutive games at Arkansas was a feat that earned for him the admiration of the Fayetteville fans. “Snake” Carson did nicely in right, and developed quite an ability as a pinch hitter. THE HATCHET Brill was a good, hard worker, and well deserved his letter. Owsley did not get his letter, but pitched one excellent game at Marshall, allowing his opponents three hits and a “goose egg” in the run column. Ruby Benecke was elected captain, but shortly after the season began was forced to resign, owing to his studies. His loss was keenly felt by the team, as “Rube” was very enthusiastic about the team’s success. His place was ably filled by Spencer Thomas. Spencer Thomas has been elected captain for 1907. ' Spence” needs no intro¬ duction, and it is needless to say his example to the team will be above reproach. Let’s hope that he and his team-mates will receive the encouragement due them, and then certainly everyone will be proud of the Washington University baseball team of 1907. W. R. GILBERT, ’06, Manager. STRIKE TWO! One way of getting even with the Faculty 211 THE HATCHET Photo hy Conkling 212 THE HATCHET Tennis THE TEAM. Calhoun ' 07 L. Patton ' 07 . Lehmann ’07 L. D. A. Ruebel, Manager. INTERCOLLEGIATE MATCH— St. L. L. vs. W. U. DOUBLES. Patton and Lehmann, W. U., 1 „ E. Tobin and J. Tobin. St. L. U., j ° bin an 1 lobin ’ 6 ' 4 ’ 6-3 Calhoun, W. U., Edw. Tobin, St. L. U., SINGLES. Calhoun 0 - 4 . 0 - 4 . Calhoun, W. U., E. Tobin, St. L. U., PLAY OFF. Calhoun 0 - 2 , 7 - 5 . INTERCOLLEGIATE MATCH, M. S. U. vs. W. U„ COLUMBIA, MO., MAY 19 . Calhoun (W.) Reppy (M.) SINGLES. Calhoun (W.) 6 - 3 , 6 - 4 . DOUBLES. Lehman and Patton (W.) | Whitmore and ) Whitmore and Welch (M.) j Welch i PLAY OFF. Lehman (W.), Whitmore (M.) f Whitmore (M.) 6 - 4 . 7 - 5 . 213 on University THE HATCHET o 3 o c3 tj C 214 Schaumberg THE HATCHET Review of the Season By D. A. Ruebe). Mgr. TENNIS, 1906. The tennis season of 1906, taking everything into consideration, was per¬ haps as successful as possible under the circumstances. Defeat at the hands of Missouri told against the season, to be sure, but winning from St. Louis U. probably counterbalanced the latter. The singles tournament, which formal¬ ly opened the season, was the largest of any in previous years, and the compe¬ tition was very keen. The new method adopted in the selection of the doubles team was the most important deviation from the regular routine. In previous years a doubles tournament was held, and the winners of the tourna ¬ ment were awarded places on the ' varsity team . This system has its bad features because a very weak player may make the team if his partner hap¬ pens to be particularly strong. According to the new system, however, the doubles team is selected by the captain from the showing the individuals make in the singles tournament. The team is more apt to be composed of strong players than under the old method. Because the result of the doubles tournament held no reward for the winners, all interest in the latter flagged and the tournament was abandoned. In the match with M. S. U. Patton and Lehman played the doubles and Captain Calhoun, the singles. The latter won while the former went down to defeat. In the play-off Lehman lost the singles and the match was awarded to M. S. U. In the St. Louis U. match, Lehman and Patton lost to the Tobins, but Calhoun won the singles and the play-off, thus scoring a victory for Wash¬ ington. 215 THE HATCHET Photo by Conkling. 21G THE HATCHET Basketball G. C. Stevens, ’07, Manager. J. M. Blanchard, Coach. S. M. Thomas, ’08, Captain. J. W. Estes, Jr., ’10, Assistant Manager. TEAM. Forwards. S. M. Thomas, ’08, Captain. Centers. R. A. Robinson, ’09. Guards. Earl Morgan, ’08. Substitutes. J. M. Hawkins, ’08. A. P. Skaer, ’09. W. F. Hendrich, ' 07. G. C. Stevens, ’07. 4. H. Challlss, TO. SCHEDULE. NOVEMBER 28, AT WARRENTON. Central Wesleyan College.25 vs. Washington . DECEMBER 8, AT ST. LOUIS. Central Wesleyan College.22 vs. Washington . DECEMBER 15, AT ST. LOUIS. Shurtleff College .27 vs. Washington . JANUARY 12, AT ST. LOUIS. Concordia Seminary .45 vs. Washington . JANUARY 18, AT COLUMBIA. Missouri ..24 vs. Washington . JANUARY 19, AT FAYETTE. Central College .16 vs. Washington . FEBRUARY 15, AT ST. LOUIS. Missouri .37 vs. Washington . 24 47 39 32 28 38 30 FEBRUARY 22, AT CARBONDALE. Illinois State Normal.24 vs. Washington .28 FEBRUARY 23, AT ST. LOUIS. Concordia Seminary .56 vs. Washington .26 MARCH 1, AT CAPE GIRARDEAU. State Normal School.28 vs. Washingtoit .33 Games played, 10. Games won, 6. Games lost, 4. 217 THE HATCHET Review of the Basketball Season By G. C. Stevens. Ma nager. There need be no hesitancy in saying that the 1907 basketball team has reflected credit on Washington Uni¬ versity. The past season was the first in which Washing¬ ton was represented in intercollegiate circles by a team of basketball players. And the success of the first year of the game was only indicative of the possibilities of this best of indoor sports at Washington. The attendance and enthusiasm displayed at all the games was all that could be desired, showing the popularity of the game among the students and promising financial success to future teams. To the conscientious coaching of Mr. Blanchard, the regular and enthusiastic practice of the players, and the hearty support of the team by the stu¬ dents of the Professional and Undergraduate departments —not to one, but to all of these, the success of the team may be ascribed. Our only opponent to gain an undisputed victory was the Concordia Sem¬ inary five, the champion team of the state, which defeated us on January 12 by the score of 45-32 and again on February 23 by a still greater margin. In both games the Washington team was badly crippled, but while the scores would un questionably have been much closer with all the regulars in the game, the Con¬ cordia boys played excellent ball and could doubtless have beaten our best team. The games in the early part of the season with Central Wesleyan, Shurtletf, and Central colleges were easily won by decisive scores, though in a preliminary game played on an outdoor court Central Wesleyan obtained a victory by one point. The later games with the Cape Girardeau and Carbondale State Normal Universities were closer, being won by only four or five points. Of the two games played with the University of Missouri, Washington won one and lost one. The first game, which was played at Columbia on January 18, looked easy for Missouri in the first half, but our boys completely outplayed the Columbia team in the second half and won out by the score of 28-24. On Febru¬ ary 15, in the return game played at Louisiana Hall, Missouri won, 37-30, in the last few minutes of play, the score being tied at thirty points shortly before time was called. On the record of these two games, neither team can claim the honors of victory. It will remain for next year’s teams to settle this question and deter¬ mine the rightful champions. In mentioning individual players, the first name to receive consideration is that of Captain Thomas, who played regularly at forward, but was always able to shift to the guard ' s position when occasion demanded. In his ability to cover ground, and his general team work, Thomas did not find his equal on the floor. He was the surest player on the team, so that it was easy to tell before a game just what he could be counted on to do. And there tvas nothing so certain to take the heart out of an opposing team as to witness him get one of his long one- handed shots when apparently completely covered by his guard. In getting the ball into the basket, Skaer was by far the most successful man on the team. During the ten games, in all of which he played, he dropped the ball through the rings no less than forty-eight times, an average of five baskets in each game. His passing, too, was excellent. 218 THE HATCHET Hawkins took part in only two or three games, but always played in good form. In the first Concordia game he scored one-third of Washington’s points, and his goals from field were a feature. Hendrich and Robinson, who alternated at center, never failed to out-jump their opponents. Robinson was the surer in his passing and was a quick man in getting after the bail. He covered up rapidly when the opponents got the ball and was free again as soon as it changed hand ' s. Though at times weak on defense, Hendrick’s aggressive playing, especially in the Missouri game, was a feature of the season. He was always free to receive the ball and was accurate in throwing for the basket. Challis, a freshman w’ho played at center and forward in the last few’ games, showed good form and should make a regular position next year. Last, but not least, we mention Earl Morgan, to whose excellent defense at the trying position of guard the team’s success was largely due. Except in the game where we were overwhelmingly defeated by Concordia, he did- not allow his opposing forward to score more than two baskets in any game—a most remarkable record. His steady playing throughout the season, and his constant improvement as the season advanced, was such as to inspire the confidence of his team-mates. And their unanimous selection of him for leader of the 1908 team was a positive recognition of their faith in his ability. It is to be hoped that Cap¬ tain Morgan and his players can give us a better team next year even than the last season afforded. ♦ ♦ The above article was written by Mr. Stevens himself and the Athletic Editor wishes to add the words of recognition of Mr. Stevens’ playing which he was too modest to give to himself. Besides carrying all the heavy duties of the managership, Stevens filled the position of guard clear up to the handle.” It has been said of him that he w’as the best guard in the west this year and, though that is saying a great deal, we feel that it is entirely justified by the game he put up at all times. He cannot be given too much credit for the part he played iu 1900 basketball. “Dig” Blanchard. 219 THE HATCHET Class Basketball TEAMS. SENIOR. Lewald, Patton.Forwards Hendrich .Center Stevens (Capt).Lamar Guards JUNIOR. J. M. Hawkins (Capt.), Thomas . Forwards McF ' arland .Center Morgan, Fullerton, Logan. .Guards SOPHOMORE. Skaer, Henger.Forwards Robinson (Capt.).Center Mackey, Taylor, Frerichs.. Guards FRESHMAN. Estes (Capt.), Faudoa, Caplan, Steinbreder.Forwards Challiss.Center Brooks, Mitchell .Guards SCHEDULE. FEBRUARY 6. Seniors .27 vs. Sophomores Freshmen.33 vs. Juniors_ FEBRUARY 9. Seniors.37 vs. Freshmen .. Juniors.34 vs. Sophomores FEBRUARY 16. Juniors .35 V s. Seniors .... Sophomores.50 vs. Freshmen .. FEBRUARY 20. Sophomores.47 vs. Freshmen . MARCH 16. Seniors . vs. Juniors. (Awarded to Seniors by default.) STANDING OF THE TEAMS. Games Games W on Lost Senior. 3 x Junior .. 2 2 Sophomore . 2 2 Freshman . 1 3 22 26 2 7 32 25 25 18 Photo by Conkling THE HATCHET Track Athletics Mortimer P. Burroughs, ’07..Mgr S. S. Jacobs, ’09.Asst. Mgr. Rector L. Williams, ’07.Capt. C. A. Fairweather.Coach THE TEAM. Bock. Johnston Culbertson. Hagerty. Dillon. Lehmann. Fullerton. Mier. Grover, (Capt.-elect.) Robinson. Hawkins Ruebel. Williams, (Capt.) The Dental Track Squad. 223 THE HATCHET Washington University Field. Meet Stadium, May 12, 1900. Shot put—Lehmann first, 35 feet, 0 1-4 inches; Rodenberg, second, 31 feet, S inches; Zahorsky, third, 31 feet, 3y 2 inches. Hammer throw—Lehmann first, 99 feet, 2 inches; Castlen, second, 83 feet, 2 inches; McAuliffe, third, 71 feet, 2% inches. 100 yard dash—Grover, first; Osborne, second; Lehmann, third; time 10 3-5 seconds. 220 yard dash—Grover, first; Osborne, second; Hagerty, third; time, 23 2-5 seconds. 880 yard run—Weinel, first; Ruebel, second; Culbertson, third; time, 2 min¬ utes, 11 seconds. Broad jump—Fullerton, first, 20 feet, 2 inches; Grover, 19 feet, 2 inches. Pole vault—Dillon, first, 9 feet, 9 inches; Von Schroeder, second, 9 feet, 8 inches. 120 yard hurdle—Fullerton, first; Mackey, second; time, 17 seconds. 220 yard hurdle—Mackey, first; Taylor, second; time, 27V6 seconds. 440 yard run—Grover, first; Hagerty, second; Weinel, third; time, 53 2-5 seconds. Two-mile run—Johnson, first; English, second; time, 11 minutes, 13 seconds. One-mile run—Robinson, first; Johnson, second; Langstead, third; time, 4 minutes, 55 seconds. 880 yard relay race—’07, first; ' 08, second; ’09, third. Bag race—’08, first; ’07, second. Discus—Lehmann, first; 94 feet, 8 inches; Grace, second, 82 feet, 7 inches. 224 THE HATCHET Rolla vs. Washington, Dual Meet Rolla. Mo., May 5, 190G. 100 yard dash—Grover (W). first; Lehmann (W), second; time, 10 4-5 seconds. 880 yard run—Boyer (R), first; Culbertson (W), second; time, 2 minutes, 16 2-5 seconds. High jump—Dewaters (R), first; Graves (R), second; height, 5 feet, 2 inches. Discus—Lehmann (W), first; Barrett (R), second; distance, 111 feet, G inches. 120 yard hurdle—Fullerton (W), first; Graves (R), second; time, IT seconds. 440 yard run—Grover (W), first; Boyer (R), second; time, 55 2-5 seconds. 220 yard hurdle—Oline (R), first, Fullerton (W), second; time, 27 seconds. Shot put—Lehmann (W). first; Barrett (R). second: distance, 37 feet, 3 inches. Hammer throw—Lehmann (W)„ first: Barrett (R). second; distance, 101 feet 10 inches. Broad jump—Fullerton (W), first; Oline (R), second; distance, 19 feet, 9 inches. 220 yard dash—Boyer (R), first; Hare (R), second; time, 24 3-5 seconds. One-mile—H. Boyer (R), first; Robinson (W), second; tim e, 5 minutes, 1 2-5 seconds. Pole vault—Williams and Mier tied for first; default. Final—W. U., 55; Rolla, 49. 225 THE HATCHET W. U. vs. M. S. U., Dual Meet Columbia, May 18, 1906. 100 yard dash—Branham (M), first; Grover (W), second; time, 10 seconds. 120 yard hurdle—Crouch (M), first; Fullerton (W), second; time, 1G 4-5 seconds. 220 yard hurdle—Crouch (M), first; Fullerton (W), second; time, 27 sec¬ onds. 220 yard dash—Branham (M), first; Grover (W), second; time, 21 4-5 seconds. One-mile run—.Jackson (M), first; Jenkins (M), second; time, 4 minutes, 33 seconds. Broad jump—Fullerton (W), first; Crouch (M), second; distance, 20 feet, 3 Inches. Pole vault—Dillon (W), first; Mier (W), second; height, 8 feet, 6 inches. De¬ fault. Hammer throw—Kurg (M), first; Larne (M), second; distance, 130 feet, 2‘4 inches. Shot put—Anderson (M), first; Lehmann (W), second: distance, 41 feet, 3i4 inches. Discus throw—Anderson (M), first; Horner (M). second; distance, 108 feet, G inches. 440 yard dash—Tidd (M). first; Grover (W), second; time, 51 4-5 seconds. 880 yard run—Jenkins (M), first; Ellis (M), second; time, 2 minutes, 3 sec¬ onds. High jump—Anderson (M), first; Hawkins (W), second; height, 5 feet, 1 inch. Two-mile run—Daniels (M), first; Cleland (M), second; time, 10 minutes, 15 seconds. One-mile relay—Missouri—Leghart, Branham, Stewart, Tidd, first: Washing¬ ton—Mier, Ruebel, Hagerty, Lehmann, second; total, M. S. U., 83; W. U., 34. 22G THE HATCHET Fresh-Soph Meet Dual Meet. Drosten Cup Series. 1908 vs. 1909. 100 yard dash—Fullerton, ’08, first; Johnston, ’09, second; time, 10 4-5 sec¬ onds. 220 yard dash—Meier, ’09, first; Johnston. ’09, second; time, 24 seconds. 440 yard dash—Weinel, ’09, first; Goldsmith, ’08, second; time, 54 seconds. 880 yard run—Weinel, ’09, first; Duncan, ’09, second; time, 2 minutes, 9 sec¬ onds. One-mile run ' Robinson, ’09, first; S. Johnson, ’08, second; time, 4 minutes 58 seconds. 120 yard hurdle—Mackey, ’09, first; Fullerton, ’08, second; time, 17 2-5 seconds. 220 yard hurdle—Mackey, ’09, first; Fullerton, ’08, second; time, 27 4-5 seconds. Pole vault—Mier, ’09, first; Mackey, ’09, second; height, it) feet. Hammer throw Bock, ’09, first; Toeppen, 08, second; distance, 108 feet. Shot put—Rodenburg, ’09, first; Thomas, ' 08, second; dist ance, 32 feet 4 inches. High jump—McFarland, ’08, first; Hawkins, ’08, second; height, 4 feet 9 inches. Broad jump—Fullerton, ’08, first; Jacobs, ’09, second; distance, 21 feet 9 inches. Relay race—Meier, Biggers, Mackey, Johnston, ’09 won. Summary—1909, 00%; 1908, 45%. THE HATCHET 1 E - O CM o co r- rf- CO 00 2 co a CO lO r-« • Pole Vault lO cO - J£ = CO : - in ll � o • CO - Hum¬ mer | • co v© A 99 v© CO | CO IT) - a £ if 00 | - ii 5 ITj • CO - 1 IT} rf l-H co in • | 0 - § - in — CO - s : - irj fO 73 t- S3 U 4J C 2 rt I i; S o : d .■§ ; 3 X c r J 3 o § at 2 tf US S3 0 u sJ •a 10 rt £ 5 cS © rt 3 tJ L c3 � - O it CO ■8 £ 229 G T3 . o .t: - . £ r -5 a K 5 3 U u tfji THE HATCHET Review of Track Season The Track Season of 1906 was the worst the ' varsity has experienced for several years. In the first place, the mistake was made of letting one man try to coach track and baseball at the same time. This is impossible for any man. Then the management was not as serious in its work as it might have been. We had a wealth of material to work with; such men as Grover. Fullerton, Lehman, Johnson, Evans, Robinson, Taylor, Dillon, and Williams. Some¬ thing was the matter; not one of these men performed up to his standard in the dual meet with Missouri, where we needed the points, while on the con¬ trary, they overdid themselves in the dual meet with Rolla where it was not such a tight event. R. L. WILLIAMS Captain. Finish of 100-yard W. U. Field Day. 230 THE HATCHET The team was very unfortunate in losing the services of its captain, Rex Williams, who was forced to lav off on account of a crippled knee-cap. His absence cost the team many points during the season. The Varsity held a dual indoor meet with the Y. M. C. A. in their gymnasium and succeeded in winning out by 8 points. We took part in the St. L. U. indoor meet where the brilliant work of Grover and Fullerton netted us second place. Our relay team also won from Missouri and Kansas at this meet. The feature of the team’s work was easily the running of Jack Grover, who, in a single season met the best men in and around St. Louis, and was only beaten in the xoo-yard dash in 10 flat by Branham of Missouri. Fullerton did some very creditable hurdling and shows promise of develop¬ ing into the best man in the State this year. Fritz Lehman, “our man of all work,” did fairly well with the weights and sprints. Fritz should confine himself to the weights, and if he succeeds in conquering form, he should throw them away this year. Robinson, a freshman, was a dark horse in the mile, but put up several creditable runs and should be right there this season. This year we have practically the same material and let us hope for a successful season under our new coach, J. Merrill Blanchard. ' 07 RELAY TEAM. WEARERSP v .� k V. w ' mm ' s B . W-V, k .r v r ' : ; ;V cp ime .JSJ? •Vc r - %v U • i r •. ' .■ ' ..••.T. ' -S • |T .3 PPP ‘ i J m-r vL p , f JKfflJSSgf apses ' , • • • S ® 5 ® 95 ® it IS : Vk • yyp s ■A m • : r -v. ■ ■iewwsvx 4 .� r, vT. • • -JLVf r Castlen—Football, Basketball. Dillon—Football, Track. Ilawkins—-Track, llaskctball. Krause—Football, Baseball. Lehmann—Football, Track. Logan—Football. Baseball. Debating. Morgan—Baseball, Basketball. Richardson—Football. Baseball. Robinson—-Basketball. Track. Rodenbcrg—Football, Baseball. Stevens—Basketball, Debating. Thomas—Football. Baseball, Basketball. Arnstein—Debating. Bock—Football. Breaker—Football. Calhoun—Tennis. Carson—Baseball. Castlen. C.—Football. Challis—Basketball. Culbertson—Track. English—Debating. Evans—Track. Fullerton—Track. Gill—Baseball. Gore—Football. Grover—Track. I lendrich—Basketball. I lenger—Basketball. Hey man—Debating. 11 unt—Football. J acobs— F otbal 1 . Kirsch—Debating. Lamb—Track. Luckey—Football. McGinnis—Football. Mier—Track. Mono e—Football. Moore—Track. Royston—e ootball. Ruebel—Tennis (Mgr.). Sale—Debating. Sehaumberg—Football. Skaer—Basketball. Stevens, f. A.—Football. Debating. St one—Footbal 1 . Williams—Track. THE HATCHET SENIOR PARADE. CLASS DAY EXERCISES. THE HATCHET. Four of A Kin d A Comic Melodramatic Tragedy with University Settings and Risings. N. B.—The tragedy is kept out. With apologies to Bernard Shaw, Clyde Fitch, Charles Klein, David Belasco, George Ade, and any other playwright who will admit that he ever wrote anything like this. With Full Stage Directions. ACT 1. SCENE 1. (Quadrangle or campus, students passing to and fro, large sign board at deep center, announcing election of Adviser to Chancellor. ) (Enter first student, reads sign.) A. Gee whiz! gosh all hemlock! just a week off! we must get busy right now or we won ' t have a show for this election. Whom will we run? Stub Thornton is going to leave college and Morgan and Thomas have conditions. I ought to see Steve right away, but oh sciuidge. here ' s this stuff to be committed to memory in twenty minutes, that psychology prof must think we are all Swift. (Joke.) (Enter second student, reads sign.) It. Oh. say Ed! (He doesn ' t really m -m for him to say Ed.) A. Shoo fiy. don’t bother me little boy. R. Rut look here, this election - A. Can ' t you see that I’m doing my semi-annual studying? I ' m working. B. Oh. don’t lie to an old friend: don ' t 1 know that you are taking the college course? Now whom are we going to run for this job? A. Stub Is gone—nobody. B. Stub gone? Where? A. Oh his governor got a grouch on because he flunked three times in these last exams—mechanics, calculus and German 3—as if anybody can pass those and stay in his right mind. Governor telegraphed for him to pack his little doll rags and come. Stub wrote. He hasn’t heard anything more, but I saw his gov¬ ernor once. He has a Jaw like a rusty hinge. Stub’s a goner. It. Tough luck—that’s what a fellow gets for having a father, say let’s run English, he runs for most everything that’s vacant. (Hopefully.) A. He couldn’t get the S. A. C. vote. (Pause.) B. Well who will we run? (This who is not grammatically wrong—It’s col¬ lege slang.) A. Nobody—the other gang will run Elkins, who can beat him? Nobody but Stub. It. Here comes Sam and Pete, lot’s see them and talk it over. (Enter three or more fellows—might use five fellows here.) C. Well are we going to run Stub? A. No. his dad found out that E doesn ' t mean excellent and D don ' t mean dern good.” So he is going to vamoose. ( udlence. please pardon profanity.) I). Oh I think these condition fearing parents are all crazy- It. Careful. Id sport, tin first thing you know Hiram Podunk. Jr., will be missing bis regular monthly life-saver from the woody hills, then who will pay your bills at the Co-op? Miss Page won ' t tak« I. O. I’.s all the time. D. That’s right. Oh say I feel like a funeral over this Stub Thornton busi¬ ness. He Is the squarest fellow that ever cut a class. 236 THE HATCHET (Cries uiilside. Hooray! hooray! hooray! she cried.) (Enter Thornton waving a telegram in Ills hand. Telegram should be yellow.) Stull. Hully g-zlp g-zam: Say. the governor ' s going to let me stay. Chorus. Is that right, how did it happen? (Everyone must say this.) SIuli. All I g t to do is to make live As this term, and three Bs, 1 have only ■ ight studies you know. (Chorus of groans. I.oud lull not vulgar.) But then you know lie won ' t get any grades till June, so 1 will lie here for tills half-year. A. Then by Winston ' s bald head we will run you for athletic adviser to his Highness tile Big Stick. B. Sam will your gang vote for this? D. Sure. I guess we can stand It. B. And your bunch Steve? C. Oh. I reckon so. B. Then we will elect it as sure as the lights go out at four minutes to twelve. Stull. Book here, haven ' t I got something to say about tliis? Now shut up. a man never has anything to say about Ills own funeral, he just sits Slill and rides. Let ' s go to class, I am sleepy and want a chance to rest, i Exeunt all hut B. and C.) ...... B Say Steve let s keen mil ol ' tills election ourselves, there Is a hunch sore at us about those Student Life articles. Those Imaginary lectures you know anil that sort Ol rot. .id others. The profs are all sore, so lets get young Marsh. Billy you know, to run the campaign. He ' s a bird, you ought to see him boss the fellows and Jolly the girls. . , , c. i know he ' s good. He passed Starblrd s English 1. and handed In two themes late. (To be said convincingly.) . .... B. Well then let ' s give him the Job of electing Stub. He and Stub are thicker than the two Curl girls. C. All right, here lie comes now. we will tell him about It. H. No. I tnUl bint last night that we would give him the Job If Stull stayed, and he knows already that he Is, and besides there Is his best girl, the Big Stick ' s daughter. Mary Snowdeali, coming out of the Library. Come on, litis is no place for mother ' s only son. (Exeunt.) (Enter M. S. ■ H M.) (One from hack center and one from left.) (They should meet in center of stage. This should lie carefully Billy: Hello. Mary, where have you been all litis time. I haven ' t seen you since two o ' clock. (They walk away slowly.) Mary: Isn ' t that dreadful, and it ' s just two-thirty now. Where were Steve and Dan going so fast? Hilly: 1 don ' t know and what is more I don t give a - I mean 1 don t care. Don’t walk so fast. Mary. Mary: Why 1 wasn ' t walking so very fast, was I? Billy: Pretty fast for me. I can ' t walk very fast. Knee on the bum you know. Come sit ' down. (Develops a big limp.) Mary: Oh I didn ' t know your knee hurl you again. Does It hurt very much. Billy? Billy: Pretty much hut r don ' t mind. (Long pause.) (Worse limp.) Say. merry sunshine. I want to talk to you about something pretty serious to-day. (Frown on his face.) .... . ,, , Mary: Talk to me? About something serious? You have been talking to me all day and you — you, said you were serious. Billy: Oh I was then, dearie, but tills Is something different. Can you keep a secret? Mary: Certainly. Eleanor told me something the other day and It didn ' t get Into Twiddle’s Talk for two days. Billy: Thai is a pretty good record to keep Twiddles baffled for that long, hut you must keep lids secret for about eighteen hours. Honest 1 want to talk Io you—really talk. (The supposition is they don ' t ( bray talk.) Mary: Well for goodness sake, Billy, you have talked to me every day and most of the evenings since you have known me. Billy: Yes, hut 1 have known you only four months, look what I have to male up. Now listen. 1 am going to do some thing ' s in the next few days and hours that you will not like, and 1 want to make my peace beforehand. I am afraid that vou will never forgive me for some of them. Mary: What things are there for which I can never forgive you. Billy? (Lots of pathos.) Billy: Oh there are lots ol things I am afraid. Now In the first place I am going to electioneer Cor Stub Thornton against Elkins for tills Job here. You do not like Stub and you ilo like Elkins. Mary: Why not work for Elkins? I am sure he would be a good man for Hie place. Billy; Well 1 can ' t that ' s all. Why Stub is Stub, and that settles it. We ' ve been together ever since we (angled up in that first scrap, and Stub was a soph and he soaked me over the head with a piece of hose till I nearly fill off (lie tire- THE HATCHET hrnX ' ' h ,lilVe r on ] etl t “f the 1 r ev,r sinoe. Used the same shaving mug and ■i h ' he h l !vr,rv!!!| l ' m! ' k ]i ° Morris soap these two years. I ' ve written his themes ana ht has worked my algebra—why he just must be elected. would help here!)’ that We WOn t quam ' 1 over that - What else? (Nice smile Billy: Gee, Mary, you are a bat—I mean_ Miry: A what? (Stares at him stonily.) Billy: A brick, dear, a brick. Now about this fight that is due to come ntr Us � an ' ! the FiTMimen. Your father lias said that we must � t cut. Well we must cut, we can t fight in the class room, except in the Medical Department. Now we cut. lie has also said that we must not fight on university pi perly, and the fight is going- to take place on university property. He will ask Mosby, the senior president, to stop it and he will not stop it. He will alk Stub because he is the president of the junior class, and he won ' t stop it Then he will come to me, and I might lost my temper— ' Mary: Why won ' t Mr. Goodbar stop It? rn - = J von . ' t d ,°. anything without asking English, and then calling a a , d ' ' Hiring it to a committee. So you see your rather arid I are due to have a little altercation. (Gesture with the right hand.) sides What ' e 1 seV ' ’(SmBeV 6 ' S l ° U he won t ,nakc u affect us. and I won ' t take , ; ' ll here is where I do sometliing that I know you do not approve of. will you promise to keep it a secret? Mary: Certainly. Tell me, Billy, quick. I am almost as curious as little Kosen helm. Billy: Well you know the Freshman dance is coming off to-night, and by the way. T am coming for you at eight-twenty, and while the dance is in pro¬ gress we are joiner to kidnap Jack, your estimable brother, who happens to be president or his class. There. Mary: Oh. Billy you mustn’t, you know I do not think that is fair, and he is so set on winning this fight. Tills is the first chance he has had to do anything- since he was elected. Don’t, please don’t. I will never forgive you. Besides it is my class you are fighting against.. No I will never forgive you. Never. (Lots of (Very calmly—lips form lightning work with the eyes here.) Billy: I was afraid that you would sav that, straight line.) Mary- Then you are going to do it? . Certainly, I am the president of my class and I have planned tills light, this kidnapping. I must do it. (Clenched hand.) Mary: Then you put a little class victory above me? (Accent on the me.”) Billy: No it is not the victory itself, it is the duty I owe to those fellows who put me at the head of this tiling. Why even Crecellus, If he wore in niv place, would fight, or Hardaway, or Furlong. Mary: But you put your classmates above me! Billy: Can ' t you see these fellows trust me, it is their confidence that i would not betray. (Emotion expressed in face and feet.) night rnry ' T,llS ls fl,ml i will never forgive you if you kidnap Jack to- Billy: We will have to wait and see. because I must do it my secret? You will not tell Mary: No, I will not tell anyone about it, but i will never forgive vou lost the same. Billy: Shall I come for you to take you to the dance ' ' Mary: Are you going to play unfair against Jack and me ' ' Billy: No. but I am going to carry out the plans I told you abmn. every one of them, as far as I am able. (Must lie said with steely expression.) Mary: Then I will come to the dance with Jack to-night. Good-bye (lev ) Billy: Good-bye! Say Just good-night, good-afternoon—fPleadingly.) Mary: Good-bye, (Exit Mary.) (Enter a sophomore or two; more would be out of place.) Soph: Hello, Billy! What are you looking so sore about? Guess vou know Stuli Is going to run for athletic advisor and you are to be campaign ‘ manager’ Billy: I ' m—in—m. Soph: What are you so grumpy about? Thinking about bow vou are going to smear those blame fool freshies? ' Billy: No. 1 am thinking about how a freslile Is going to smear me now go on and leave me alone. Go on 1 wont to think. (They start to leave) And sav after this when you mention freslile to me. leave off the blame and the ' Tool ' ' ' (Curtain.) (Applause.) 23S THE HATCHET ACT I. SCENE 2. (Sort of cosy corner or ante-room off from a dance hall—similar to Mrs. Hardy ' s. Parted curtains into dance hall. Sounds of music. Billy Marsh standing alone with dejected look on his face. Enter Hughes. Ilrst soph.) Hughes: (Whispering)—Everything all right Billy? Billy: Yes, everything is all right. (Aside) God. what a lie. (Tragic look.) Hughes: All right, but gee. I ' m nervous, how are you? Billy: I am all right. Hughie, just let me alone. Hughes: Anything wrong, old man? Billy: No! Everything is all right. (Sarcastic.) Hughes: Oh. well I’ll leave you. Don ' t let anything slip up, we ' re depending on you. (Exit.) (Enter second Soph. Whispers to E.) 2nd: Everything all right, Billy? Billy: Yes! Itun along and do vour part, and I ' ll see that nothing goes wrong. (Exit.) (Enter third Soph.) 3rd: What am I to do, Billy? Is everything all right? Billy: Yes everything is all right and you must stay with Dave and Pete and George and tile other fellows by the carriage. (Exit 3rd.) 1 wonder how many time- I am going to have to lie to-night. This is a bum business, but 1 must get through with it. 1 am going crazy soon. 1 wonder if Chessin ever had anything like this happen to him when lie was a boy. If he did I don ' t blame him. Well I must take advantage of this dance to do some electioneering among the (realties. Oh Walter. (Walter was conveniently passing by.) Walter: What is it Billy? Billy: I am going inside now. I wish you would fix it up with John to give Unit fake message to Jack Snotvdean. Walter: All right. (Exit Billy.) (Enter nigger John carrying a large tray full of punch cups). Oh John, come here. (It ' s nice that John enters just here.) John: Yassah, Ise cornin’. Walter: Well, hurry up: you walk like Mr. Leighton. John: What is it. salt? Walter: Come’re. Look through there now. Do you see that light haired boy dancing with that pretty girl? (Uses index finger to point into ball room.) John: You mean de Chancellor ' s little gal? Why. suah, dat ' s de Chancellor ' s son. (Shades his eyes with his hand.) Walter: Well to-night he is just (lie president of the freshman class. Now you would know him if you saw him again? Johu: Yassah, I would dat. 1 kuowed him sence he war no bigger ' n Johnny Wall. Walter: Well, if anybody comes up to you, and asks you about that light haired boy, you would know who they were speaking about, wouldn ' t you? John: It would be him wouldn ' t it? Walter: Yes. it would. Now remember it, and here is a dollar to help you think. (Exit.) (John ought to put on a broad grin here.) John: Say dot ' s a joke! A dollar to remember a kid I have kn„.vn foh all his life. He looks as much like de Chancellor as Mr. Smith ' s beard looks like a shoe brush. (Exit John.) (Enter Billy with a freshman in tow.) Billy: Come on let ' s sit out here a while. Hiram Don ' t you get tired of danc¬ ing? (That tired look In the eyes would be appropriate.) Hiram: Well I should say so and I got a nail in my shoe. That ' s what I get for wearing my new patent-leather shoes to a dance. Pa always said dunces was hard on shoes. I oughtn ' t to a wore such good ones. Billy: Yes. that was too bad, next time you will know better. At least a fellow ought to learn what kind of shoes to wear to a dance. Hiram: Sure, some rubes never do learn nothin ' . Billy: You are quite right, Hiram. Have a cigarette? Hiram: Don ' t think I ought to. (A Back Satan” expression.) Pa always said they was bad. Said nobody hut fools smoked them. (Pause.) Guess I will take one. (Pause while he lights it.) Isn ' t it funny how devilish a fellow gits when he comes to college? Billy: Yes, It. beats all how some fellows act when they come to college. Say, this is a pretty nice dance you fellows are giving. You were on the com¬ mittee weren’t you? Hiram: Nope, 1 ain ' t on. I voted for Sims and Elder, Billy: I thought sure, you were on it, knowing so much about dances. But you had good judgment voting for Sims and Elder. Say how are you going to vote for tills athletic adviser? I would like your opinion. Hiram (Swelling up): I hadn ' t thought much about It. How about Elkins? Billy: I knew you didn ' t like Elkins. That ' s why 1 have about decided to vote for Thornton. THE HATCHET Hiram: Yes, he is sure the best man. (A little flourish of the cigarette lu ro. Hilly: 1 believe that with your influence in the freshman class— Hiram: Aw. I haven ' t got any influence—have I? Billy: You certainly nave, Hiram. There’s Doyle and Kinder that do just as you say, and Nance and Thompson and a touple of others do just as anybody says. Hiram: Yes. I guess that’s right, and then there are a couple of other fellows 1 know that I can work a little. Yes. come to think of it. I guess that I have a bit of Influence. A whole lot of inlluence. Hilly: Yes, I think you can null four or five fellows all right. Hiram: Oh, nine or ten easy— (Shoves thumbs under his rented vest.) Billy: Yes. or maybe twelve—or more. Oh, there’s Thornton there. 1 11 call him over anil tell him that you have persuaded me to vote for him. lie will be very grateful, I know. Oh, Stub, come here. (Isn ' t It nice that Stub comes in at the right time.) Stub: Did you call me. Hilly? Billy: Yes, Mr. Thornton, this is Mr. Hiram Podunk. Jr., of Podunk. Mr. Podunk. senior, is the Mayor of Podunk. and this Mr. Podunk has been showing me why I should support you for that office you are running for. and I have just about decided to do it. It would not be wise to run counter to Mr. Podunk’ s influence In his class Hiram: Yes. I believe we can pull the hull crowd for you. Thornton. I can pull my Whole class, and Marsh has quite a bit of power in his class. Yes. l believe I and Hilly here can elect you. Stub. Stub: Well 1 certainly appreciate the fact that you are for me and especially the fact that you have won over Mr. Marsh. Well, I must la- going now. I will leave you to tlx the plans for the affair In detail. Billy: Well, I must be going now. myself. Hiram: Well. Bill, you leave it to me and 1 will tell you what to do and I guess it will come out all right. Don’t vou think so? Billy: Surely. Well. I must be going. (Kxit. Billy left.) Hiram (alone): I cold Pa he didn’t know me. Here I have been here only a few months and have the whole school going my way. It’s a cinch, almost as ensv as Penn’s English course. (He should stand on Ills left 1� g and wrap his right around it. Re-enter Hilly.) Hilly: Oil say. Hi. if you see McNeely. 1 wish you would send him out here iOxfL Hiram.) Well, he took to flattery like he was Prof. Ives or Dr. Chessln. (Con¬ sults a list.) This fellow is a different sort of proposition. Can’t jolly him. He ' s from Smith Academy and has been running with the Mary Institute girls too long nnt to know jollying when In sees it. (Enter McNeely.) Oh. hello. McNeely. (Hasn ' t McNeely been prompt!) McNeely: Did you want to see me. Marsh? Hilly: Yes. hut it ' s about tills athletic adviser election. I want vour support for Thornton. (Pause.) McNeely: Yes. and Elkins wants it. ton. Billy: Naturally, because you carry some other fellow with vou. and you and all of us. know it. (Short, decisive tones.) McNeely: Well, that is no argument for Thornton. Billy: Quite right. Now we want your vote and support. What do you want? (With a cunning, sidewise look at McNeely.) McNeely: What do I want? I didn ' t say I wanted anything. What is this— an ’( !� Hatchet election? (A wink here to show knowledge of facts.) Hilly: No, I didn ' t mean it that directly. You are. however, ambitious, and p rhaps discontented. Everybody is. If people had never been ambitious or discontented we would never have invented anything. Whv. if we hadn’t been discontented all last year we wouldn’t have steam heat this year, or he paying :;o cents each for 25-eent meals. McNeely: Guess you ' re right t Nods head in an approving way.) Billy: Well, now you played football at Smith, did you not?’ Plnved end didn ' t you? You will want to make the team this year, and there will h� several men this vear just as good as you are. That right? Now. did vou ever know that Thornton Is a dramatic club star? McNeely: Yes, but what lias that got to do with football? Who built th« bridge, anyway? (This is a hard conundrum—don’t try to solve it.) Billy: Well. Harblrd. the professor, is the boss of the dramatic club and Stul� is necessary to his business and he must keep on Stub’s good side. Now vou know that Dovejulce Is the faculty boss of athletics and picks nil the teams just before every game? McNeely: Well, what is the stenographer’s name? (Another good one.) 1:i 1 y: Pnv attention. Now Harbird has a strong pull on Lovejuice because Harblrd runs the Record and might blackmail Lovojuice if he chose to. Now see? 240 THE HATCHET Stub has a j� u 1L on Harbird, Harbird with Lovejuiee, I nvejuice picks the football t««m. I have a very strong pull with Stub, and you might have a pull with me McNeely: Oh. I see. the girl ' s name was Ann. I ' m next. Marsh. When is this election to come off? (This was the answer to that conundrum.) Billy: Next Friday. McNeely: Well, I ' ll do my share. You see that you do your pari. Hilly: 1 will certainly do it. Oh say. Mack, what do the freshies think about the faculty in reference with the tight to-morrow? McNeely: Well, we aren ' t groin ' to see them, that’s all. Billy: What does Snowdean think about it; is his clad going to bluff him out? McNeely: Ills dad bluff him? Why. Nipher himself couldn ' t bluff him. No, sir. he says that we are going to fight. What do you think about it? Billy: Why 1 rather believe we will fight, at least we have made p ans to do so. Well, so long. (They should shake hands and look straight at each other. I (Exit McNeely.) Well, four plus five makes nine. That helps. As Penn would say. every trifle assists. Gee. there goes the ninth dance and the tenth is where l cut my own throul. (Seeing girl dancing in the ball room): There she goes now. Mary. Mary, don’t be quite contrary. Well, you just have to forgive me 1 will never let up. It ' s got to happen, dearie. (Muchly pathetic.) (Enter Jack Snowdean). •lack: Aren ' t you dancing to-night, Billy? Billy: No, I had some fellows to talk to about that election and—and I didn ' t cure lo dance. That’s why I didn ' t take a dance with Mar y. Jack: No, it isn ' t. There ' s something wrong. You look like you had been caught by the Honor committee. What is the trouble? Mary has been going around like the next hour was going to be a. German recitation. Billy: Oh. honest, there ' s nothing the matter. Jack: If you hadn ' t said honest I might have believed you. What’s the trouble? Or can ' t you tell me? Can I help any? (Puts hand on shoulder). Billy: No. Yes. there is trouble and you cannot help me for 1 cannot tell you. So please drop it. Jack. By tile way. are you fellows going lo let the faculty stop the fight? Your governor will be pretty hot. won ' t he? Jack: Yes, he has been raw ever since Morris and his gang broke the steps dragging those wagons away and they blamed it onto the students. No. we intend to fight. What will Thornton and Mosby have to say about it? Billy: 1 don’t know what Mosby is going to do. I would just as soon try to figure oui when Seiberth Is going to give a easy examination. Oh, here they come now. Bet ' s ask them. (Isn ' t it nice how everybody comes when needed!! i Enter Mosby and Thornton): Say. fellows, we have just been won¬ dering what you fellows will do about this class fight, pins the faculty resist¬ ance. Mosby: Well, we think Hie fight must go on. (A sort of Oracle of Delphi attitude.) Thornton: That ' s what I think, and let the faculty turn, out (he lights in tile library for all I care. (Oh. pooh!) Mosby : And we are all agreed? Then we’re four of a kind! Hooray for Hie hand that is hard to beat. There goes Hu- dance. I must go Come on fellows. (Exit all hut Billy.) I Enter John carrying tray.) Biil.v: Oh, John. Do you know a tail light haired boy? John: Does I know a tall light hawed buy? Does X know? Why don ' ! you ask anybody here does dey know. Mr. Blanchard? Course I knows him. you mean Mr. Snowdean. Billy: Well, here is a telephone message from bis friend. Weeks. (This message isn ' t really from Weeks. I He is waiting down al Hie drug-store at liie phone. You give this to Jack, and if he goes down to the phone von get two dollars more. See? And don ' t tell him that I gave you this, or that I am going to give you any money, lor in that case it would lie a lie. (Exit John witli ' • ' All right, sail.) (Billy whispers out the door): lie ' ll |„. out in a minute fellows, lie ready.” (Enter Jack. Mary Snowdean and John. Billy stands carelessly by the door.) (He might whistle a bar or Waiting at the Church.”) Jack. And this fellow is waiting for me at the nhone? Why did they write this down then? John: T dnnno less ' n maybe they couldn ' t make that ignorant cullod fellow ketch the name. He was a awful ignorant fe ' ow that gave it to me. Jack: 1 don ' t feel right about this. I have been warned about it. Bin 1 told Weeks lo call up. What are you so white about, Mary? Mary: Oh. nothing: except if I were you I wouldn ' t — (catches Billy ' s eve) — (Billy lias really thrown his eye—this is a figure of speech)—I wouldn ' t- wail about answering it if I had told Weeks to call up. 241 THE HATCHET Jack: Well I’ll go, but there is any fake about this (To John) I will make you look like Missouri ' s foot-ball team. (Goes outside door.) Immediately a sound of a scuffle, cries. Billy throws himself against door and prevents it being opened. l’iece of coat caught.) (Kilter crowd of dancers.) Chorus: What’s the matter? What was the noise? (Great excitement.) Billy: Why. a cab team ran away. (In a bring-me-two-straight-up-voice.) A Student: What’s that piece of coat there? Billy: Why I guess some one ran out to help catch the horses and caught, ids coat. I just got here and shut the door to keep it from getting too cold. (Mary begins to cry.) Chorus: What’s the matter, Mary? Do you know any¬ thing about this? Mary: Nothing is the matter, and I know nothing about this—about anything. (Curtain.) ACT II. SCENE 1. (About four hours later.) (Exterior of frame building at deep center. Darkness. Two policemen in front center. Several heads visible at tli e windows of the building behind police¬ men.) 1st P.: Say. Bill. I link de captain had a bum bunch when he sent us out here. 2nd P.: Why, how’s dat? 1st P.: Aw. sending us out here to keep watch over a woodpile and a bum frame shack. Dey aint been nobody near here for a year. 2nd P.: Well, dis is de time of de year, and I bet something turns up before de night’s over. You ought to have s� M n ’em last year, dey tore up everything dat wasn’t nailed down at both ends. Dey jest went at it like cats. Was worse nor a fight iti Hennessey’s saloon. “Soak him. Mack! Kick ’iin in de jaw. Bunny! Get im. Jack! Basso his feet. Bock! Who trew dat hunk of icc? I bet I’ll kill you if you come any nearer!” Dat’s de way it wuz. 1st P.: Well, dis is gettin ' uninterestin’. I wish somethin’ would stir. 2nd P.: Well. say. it’ll stir before mornin’ and when it does doan’t you interefere. 1st P.: Dey haven’t paid nothing for po’ice protection, hev they? 2nd P.: No. but it pays us not to have nothin’ to do with no students. Bast year de captain sent us here to set around and not let de fellows get loo rough. Well, we jest set around. Dat was all. see? (1st P. yawns just as whistle is heard from window. Billy’s head appears at window.) Billy: Ps-s-s-t. 1st P. (Booking around): Say, what was dat? With a “say-who-trun-dat- brlck’-gesture. 2nd P.: I didn’t see nothing. Didn’t hear nothing. (He really heard it. but he didn’t want to.) Billy P--s-s-t: Say. copper, e’mere. 1st P.: Say. w’at youse doin ' in there. You better get out o ' that. (Baugh.1 2nd P. (to first): Remember what 1 said, don’t have nothing to do— 1st P.: Well, you had better come out o’ that now. Wat do you (ink dis is? ( Me doesn’t know what it is. or he wouldn’t ask.) 2nd P. (to first): You’re breedin’ a scab. Bill. You better quit. Billy: Well, now. that’s all right. We have all kinds of permission to he hero. So that is all O. Iv. I want to know if you men have seen a large gang of follows around here. A crowd of freshmen. 1st P.: Wat does freshman look like? Billy: Well, at night they look like anvbody else, but in the daytime they are green, a shining green. (This is partially true.) 1st P.: Green? 2nd P.: Aw. can ' t you see they are kiddin’ you? If we do see anybody, do you want us to tell them where youse are? Billy: Hades, no! I was just going to suggest that if ft isn’t too much trouble you might tell us if you see anybody, but don’t tell them that we are here. Catch the idea? 2nd P.: Huh? No, you don’t catch your I’ncle Dudley monkeying iri no students’ affairs. Billy (showing a bill to each): Well, does that help you to catch the idea? 1st and 2nd P.: Oh. yes! Here comes somebody now. youse had better duck. (Duck is a slang word meaning “skiddoo’’) Heads disappear.) (Enter motley crowd of juniors and seniors with lanterns.) 1st J.: Say. have you fellows seen anything of a big crowd of fellows? (Policemen shake their heads.) Oh. we ' re not freshmen; we ' re senior and juniors. THE HATCHET 1st P.: (to second): Hev we seen anybody Bill? 2nd P.: Course not, we aint seen nothin ' . (He ' s lying- you see.) 1st P. (to second): They ain ' t freshmen, they say they ain ' t. 2nd P.: You can ' t tell. You can ' t believe no college student. 1st P.: But they aint green. Can’t you see? 2nd P.: Naw. they ' re not green, but you are. 1 ' nderstand, we don ' t know nothin ' . 1st J.: Oh. come on you fellows; we ' re just trying to find out where the fight is going to be; we don ' t fight— 1st P.: Well, just a minute ago we seen—(He would peach now but the good lying policeman won ' t let him.) 2nd P.: Naw. we didn ' t; we aint seen nothing. 2nd J.: Is that straight goods? 2nd F.: Sure that is de truf. (Truthful Thomas!) 2nd J.: Well, come on fellows, let ' s go; I don ' t believe they are around here anyhow. Bet ' s go by the old dag pole and see the scenes of our old time glory (Exeunt.) 1st P.: Why didn ' t you tell dose guys; dey were on de level. (He should feign anger.) 2nd P.: Alebbe. dey were, but dese guys in here are more dan on de level See? (Shows money.) 1st P.: Aw. but these guys just wanted to see the fight. Why didn’t— 2nd P.: Mebbe they did and mebbe they didn ' t. You can ' t always tell. Take dis from me. Don ' t never believe no students. Billy (from the window): Say, who were those fellows? 1st P.: Dey was Seniors and Juniors. 2nd P.: Well, dey said dey was, but—(He is now Doubting Thomas.) Billy: Well. I guess they were telling the truth. I thought I heard Toep- pen’s voice. You could tell that in a storm. (This is really a fact.) 2nd P.: Well, everybody has a different way of telling the truth. (Sounds of approaching crowd.) Billy: Duck, fellows, there ' s something doin’ now. (Enter crowd of freshmen carrying lanterns, ropes, axes, chains. Hatchets, picks, etc.) (They begin to nose about the building.) 1st Fresh: Sh! I am going to see if there is anybody here. (- puts up a ladder to window to investigate. Books in, gets in, and disappears. Sounds of a scuffle, but fresh does not reappear——) 2nd Fresh.: Sam, oh Sam! (no answer.) Well, if there wasn ' t anyone there a minute ago there is now. and you can bet there is more than one. Oh. fel¬ lows, come on, here ' s where the dirty work starts! Fresh, (all together): Come on: get ladders! Battering rams ' Hatchets! All you fellows, get into this. (Sophs now appear and begin to shout at the freshies and at each other. Much confusion.) 3rd Fresh.: Oh. Snowdean! Jack! Where ' s Snowdean? (Everybody begins to shout Snowdean! and Jack!) 1th F. (just appearing): Say fellows, what do you think? Jack was kid¬ napped by the Freshies at the dance last night while we were asleep at the switch. Chorus: Oh, Hell! (Audience please pardon French.) Sophs: Hooray! Hooray! 2nd F.: Bet ' s get together and pick a leader. (Fight ceases a moment and the freshies all get around in a bunch.) (Jack suddenly comes on the stage With a Hully g-zip g-zum”)—(This beautiful yell must end here for propriety ' s sake. Chorus: Snowdean, Snowdean. Bully for Snowdean! Jack: Am 1 too late, fellows? What ' s doin ' ? Billy (poking his head out of a window): Hello, Jack. How did you get loose? Jack: Oh. I bluffed Mustek out with a billiard cue and got away. It was a cinch. Next time don ' l tie your prisoner to a billiard table. It ' s hard on the legs—of a table. Come on. boys, get busy. Where is an axe? (During this time a crowd of students have appeared, also Morris, the Chancellor, Mr. Brook¬ ings, Dr. Chessin and others. As soon as the students begin to light again Chancellor goes up to Mosby.) Chan.: Oh. Mr. Mosby, you, ah, understand it is quite contrary to the wishes of the faculty, of myself and others, that this tight take place. Now. In your official capacity, as Senior President. I wish you would have this fight cease immediately. (To be a real professor he should say all this with his hands.) Mosby: I doubt that I could stop it if I wanted to, and candidly I have no such desire. Chan.: Er-possibly not. Mr. Mosby, but for the good of this world, all must 243 THE HATCHET do, sometimes, things that they do not care to do. (Sound of loud yelling.� Gracious, hear that. Mr. Mosby, some one may be in danger, think; of that! Mosby: That is just what I am thinking of, Professor, and if someone is in danger I want to he on hand. You will pardon me of course. (Leaves Chan.) Chan.: Dear me, hut lie Is an abrupt young man. Oh. Mr. Thornton, will you please come here a moment? tetub: Yes. sir. (Before Stub says this he has come to the Chancellor as per request.) (Nice Stub.) Chan.: Won’t you please have this disgraceful affair stopped at once? It distresses me exceedingly. Please Mr. Thornton, for 1 fear you must. 1 may have to use coercion if someone does not heed my requests. (Stub should look frightened.) Stub: Ob I would hate to have you use any such a dreadful thing as coer¬ cion. , Chan.: Then you will stop it? Stub: Oh, no; I was just saying. (The author did not know wlmt else to say here.) Why of course I would not dare think of stopping this tight. Tills is a beauty. It ' s a regular dinger. Professor, and you will pardon me If 1 leave you, for I want to see all of it. (Leaves,) (The two policemen on left side of the stage.) (They have gone over there previously so they can be there whim time comes to say tills.) 2nd P.: I told you they would start things before morning. 1st P.: Gee, this reminds me of the railroad strike in ' 93. only it ' s worse. Say. we ought to do somethin ' . 2nd P.: Yes. we ought. We ought to get a little furder away. Look at that guy there; he ' s nervier than Snake Kenney. (Second P. pulls his club and starts to go to the light.) No. you don ' t Bill, that club wouldn’t last two min¬ utes in that mess. Keep out. man: you have a family. 1st P.: But, see here Mike, what would we do if the Captain come around? 2nd P.: Don ' t you fear: the Captain knows better. Dey would make him carry wood for de lire. Last year didn’t I set guard over all those guys that they had tied up? You can’t tell what you are going to be doin ' when you tie up with a bunch o students. I know. 1 am a wise man even if l am a sad one. (Shakes his head sadly.) (Chancellor and Brookings on the right. (They are on the right because the policemen are on the left.) Chancellor: 1 fear, Mr. Brookings, that we cannot do verv much with these gentlemen. Brookings; You haven ' t tried that leading gentleman in the building there. ban.: Well, no. sir: and I fear that it would not do much good. You see I know him. or—my daught er knows him, and J believe er—likes him. and I ratln-r objected to his coming around so often, and I—er—told him so er—one evening at my house. No. sir. I don’t believe it would be feasible to try him. • i. ° U i S - s ™ r Wf,e m ■ Snowdenn! Bully for Snowdeun!) Goodness what does •r ,™an. VN as that yell in- for me. Morris? I never had the students cheer me before. What is it. Morris? Morris: Why, that was for your son. sir. lie just pulled Bock out on the ro.,i and tied him up. (Isn ' t Morris the cute snitch!) Chan.: My son? Heavens. I had forgotten! Is he among that horde of in ndals? Morris: Yes, sir: lie is their president. (Tb“r° be woes again!) ( ' han,: Well. I have the very plan. We will get him to stop It. Morris, you go and tel! him to stop fighting at once. (Gesture with right hand at word Go. ' ) Morris (to Jack who Is swinging on the end of a battering rami: Stop this, sir You must stop this at once. Jack: Aw, cheese it. Morris—you must think I ' m Donohue or one of tlv scrubwomen. Git! (Similar gesture at word ' git ' !) Chan, (to Morris who returns): What did he sav? Morris: Well, lie meant that lie wouldn ' t stop. Chan.: Well. I guess I must s e him myself, then. Dear me (as he turns away) and he promised me he wouldn ' t do anything that r should not approve of. Do s lie think 1 should approve of this? (Hands spread out in holy horror.) Jack (To Chan.): Hello, father; dandy scrap, isn ' t it? (Jack might wipe his brow while he talks to Chan.) Chan.: Son. I am shocked at you! And you promised- Jack: That I would do rmthing you should not approve of. Well, you ought to bo proud of me. I ' m being a big scrapper to-day. Watch me. (Swings at tin beam again.) Chan.: My boy, you must stop this—1 do not wish to he severe—but you you must stop it. (Rests a detaining hand on his arm.) 244 THE HATCHET Jack: I ' m sorry, dad. but you seem to think I ' m Morris. (Jack Lurns away. Chan, returns to Brookings.) Chan.: My dear Mr. Brookings. I ' m afraid this affair is quite out of my hands. It ' s dreadful! Morris: What did Mr. Jack say? Chan. (Glaring at Morris): WelL he meant that lu wouldn’t stop. Brookings: Well. I regret it. but I must now interfere. I will speak to your son and have him stop. (Goes to Jack. Isn ' t he tlie chesty lad?) Er—you are Mr. Snowdean. are you not? Jack: Yes, sir. (A little respectfully, but not too much so.) Brookings: Well, Mr. Snowdean, it is a. trifle contrary to my well estab¬ lished precedent for me to embroil myself in the affairs of the students. It is quite a little beneath me to speak to one of them, but I have come to toll you that you must stop this fight Immediately. Jack: Oh. T see now what you are driving at. No, you have made a mistake. You seem to think I’m the chancellor! Heave to. fellows. Isn’t Jack the kutting kid?) (Brookings returns to Chan. Morris, etc.) Chan.: What did the boy say? Brookings (Glaring): Never mind. Don’t question me, Mr. Snowdean. He meant that he would not stop. But we must stop it. I’ll bet they have de¬ stroyed $17 worth of property. That ' s more than we can save In the dining room In a whole day. (Gets on barrel.) Brookings (Speech continued.) (Loudly): Gentlemen: (Cries of “Hear! hear! Mr. Brookings wants to talk! —Fight ceases by mutual agreement.) I wish your corporation chairman—1 beg pardon—1 mean your presidents, would collect around here wide 1 speak. (They gather around.) It is entirely against my will that I make these remarks, but I am forced by unavoidable circum¬ stances to say that very serious consequences will follow if this fight does not stop, at once. (Sharp click of teeth as this is said.) 1 dislike to commit myself, and refrain from doing so, but the consequences of your vandalic folly will he severe. I will allow you five minutes to talk it over. (Forgot to suv that the villain wears a silk hat.) (Two groups form—students in one. 1 rofs. Chessin, Chan¬ cellor. Brookings and Morris, in other.) Brookings: Now, gentlemen, just what will we do if they refuse to stop? Chess in: I have it! I am now an Athletic dvicer. I have it in my power to help these students quite a lot. 1 do not say 1 vill do it. but I have it in my power. If they refuse to stop 1 will resign from the Advicory Board. (Roll of R’s here.) Morris: Let me tell you. when a student is locked out of his room I will refuse to loan him my key! (Slight German accent.) Winston: Well, let me suggest, if you will allow me to speak from the chair, the economic injury from Dr. Chessln’s and Mr. Boorstein’s suggestion would not be exceeding great. 1 dare say. (Right here a good gesture would be to wiggle the eyebrows.) Let ' s do this. As chairman of tlie food committee. 1 will not call the usual meeting this half year, and 1 will instruct Miss Taylor to refuse second orders of canned corn—we might also instruct Mr. Ruebel to close the breakfast doors at N:26 A. M. Leighton: Now, ah—let me in this fellows. (The actor twists his neck here.) It.—I may—ah. presume to insinuate. 1 think it rank injustice, that any fellow be denied breakfast, as 1—ah. suggested to Miss Taylor just recently. (Another twist.) Now fellows, suppose we postpone this Cincinnati debate—all. indefinitely. (Twist No. 3.) That will occasion great tribulation to tlie students and we will there have them on the hip—beyond pe rad Venture. Shipley: Let’s make weekly Cs keep students from the teams—also extend the scholarship qualifications to the Student Life and Hatchet boards. That’s my suggestion. (No gesture needed here). Brookings: Well, we seem to be divided—let’s leave the whole tiling to Chan¬ cellor Snowdean. and the Dean of the College. Doan of tlie College: I will concur heartily with anything the Chancellor may say—I always have. Chan.: Well, leave it to me—we will now see what the young men will do. (Students turn back toward Faculty group). Mosby: I’m very sorry to do anything that gives displeasure to you gentlemen, but it is my duty to announce that it is On with the Fight!’ (Much rhetorical effect here, this almost a direct quotation.) (Great shout—Freshies renew attack.) Chan.: All right, gentlemen, but remember, we warned you. (Br-r-r-r, the cold wind whistles wildly.) (Just as the fight gets started, enter a crowd of co-eds carrying baskets of food to the fighters of both classes. (Mary Snowdean and Edith VVinwood.) (Students shout: the girls! the girls! Bully for the girls! Girls throw sandwiches to the fighters.) Mary: Edith, dear. I wish you would throw a sandwich to Billy. (Edith looks surprised—even shocked.) 245 THE HATCHET Edith: Why, do it yourself, silly. I am busy enough feeding your brother Jack, here. Mary: Yes. dear, but 1 cannot do it and oh. dear. I don ' t believe he has had a thing to eat all night. Oh. please throw him a sandwich, there’s a dear (kisses her. Oh. certainly I will tell you about it as soon as we make up. Edith: When are you going to make up? (She doesn’t expect a definite an¬ swer to this, but seemed to think she ought to say it.) Mary: Never! I will never speak to him as long as 1 live. So there. But don’t forget that Hilly hasn’t had a bite. Do you think just because I won’t speak to him and never will, and don ' t care a thing about him. and never did. that 1 should starve him to death? Edith: Of course not. (Sympathetically), (kisses her.) Mary: Well. then, why don ' t you hurry with that sandwich? The poor dear! (Great shouts: We Win! We Win!) (Sophs show white flag and the numeral flag is thrown down to Mosby. the senior president.) (Sophs and freshies exchange yells.) (The two presidents of the two classes are taken up on the shoulders of the students who start to carry them off. Chancellor mounts the barrel and calls: STOP!) (Students stop with the presidents still on their shoulders.) Chan.: Gentlemen, in view of the fact that the students have seen fit to dis¬ obey the express wishes of the faculty in this matter, the faculty have decided to abolish the only elective office the students now hold.—that of athletic advisor to my excellency. (A little chest work on excellency.) Chessin (jumping upon the barrel): And each of the Sofs and the Freshmen shall work thir-rty more hours for this-s. (Students all leave in .silence with an awed air.) (Mosby. Thornton. Marsh, and Snowdean. remain.) Jack: Want to congratulate you on the scrap you put up. it was a great one. Billy: Thank you. old man. don’t offer any sympathy though, everybody can not win. But say. old man Stub, this plays hell (isn’t Stub the profane person) with your office as advisor, you would have been elected as sure as gun’s iron. We ought to have stopped that fight Jack. Stub: Stop It nothing, why. I am ashamed of you ninnies. Bosh with the old office. I’ve been sergeant-at-arms of the Debating Club—that’s enough honor. (Tries to smile.) Mosby: But say. old man. that is tough. We won’t stand for it! Let’s get the fellows together and scrap for it. We’ll rebel. Billy: That ' s right, let’s do! I will fight the gang to the bitter end. But see here, we cannot—you fellows forget—Jack won’t try to buck his governor. Jack: Now. look here fellows. I look at it this way. I am a student, a boy. and I must live my life with you fellows. I am not fighting my Dad personally. I am not bucking my University, either, because there is no University without the students. We’re opposing an idea. I ' m witli you! (Clever speech!) Mosby: Well, it looks as we were four of a kind again here, let’s all stick together through- Stub: Through Hell and High-Water. (This profanity is dreadful.) Let’s all shake. (They shake.) (Enter a hunch of students.) (A lar ' ' � 3Re bunch, here.) 1st.: Here they are. all the head works, the same four. The goner lias been looking for you fellows all over. What are we going to do about this affair? This is too much, we think. Mosby: We have just decided that. We are going to fight this idea till some¬ body is broke. And I have appointed—or will appoint—March here, as the leader of the offensive operations. Is that a go? Everybody: You bet that’s the stuff. Will you do it Marsh? Marsh (hesitates): Well, if Jack can stand it I can. Now get busy. Jones, you cop all the slides from the Biological Labratory. Stub, you take ten picked men and capture Morris. Also get Jake and parole him—but keep Morris in cold storage. Get all the red ink from the mathematical department and dump it on the Drawing Department. Jack, you put a picket around the faculty section at the dormitory and don’t let even a telephone message get out. Somebody muss up all the bonks in the Library and make Pettus rearrange them. Go on now. get Imsv. Why don’t you hurry? Go on everybody. (Elxeunt all save Mosby.) (Billy turns to Mosby—why. why the devil Mose did you make me do this? T would rather cut off my hand. Oh. T am a fool, a poor unlucky fool. (Sits down in disconsolate heap.) Mosby: Why. what is the matter. Billy, what is wrong? (Concern shows very plainIv in his voice.) Billy: Why. don’t you know, everything is wrong. Everything. (Sorrow is visible to the naked eye here.) (Just then Mary Snowdean and Edith Winwood enter and walk across the stage. Mnrv sneaks to Mosby and cuts Billy dead. Edith speaks to Billy and cuts Mosbv.) (This cutting Is figurative—Billy doesn’t die.) Billy: Well, you see tlie trouble with me Mosby. (Nods head in the direction of tHe cutting.) 246 THE HATCHET Mosby: And you see the trouble with me. though mine is not so bad, for my angry lady love is only the dean ' s daughter—not the chancellor ' s. Billy: What’s wrong with you two, Mose? LMosby: Why, I cut French history five times straight and the family pride is cut to the tender red. Billy: Well, we play in touch luck. That ' s what comes of loving the faculty— we g� t stung! (He means the faculty’s daughters—don ' t misunderstand him—It would be unjust.) Mosby: But see here, old man. we re two of this four of a kind, we’re half of a mighty good hand, we mustn ' t spoil it. We must stay by our game whatever lie limit is, and play till the las t chip is cashed. Billy: We will. (They shake hands solemnly. Curtain.) ACT III. SCENE 1. Room in Chancellor Snowdean ' s Section several days after tight. Morning. Mary Snowdean discovered reading.—very uncomfortable—starts to play piano— stops—reads and throws book away—very agitated (Isn ' t she the petulant peach!) Enter Chancellor.) Mary: Come in—Oh, good morning, father. O. S.: .Good morning daughter—er—I ' ve been looking for you all this morning. It’s about er—er—weren ' t you playing when T came in. (It’s plain to be seen that Chan, is bady rattled.) Mary: No. sir. That is. I had .stopped. C. S.: Well, don ' t let me interrupt your work—were you reading? Mary: No. sir—that is—T stopped that. too. (She is rattled now.) 1 tried to read some Wordsworth for Mr. Penn, but ft was too dry. C. S.: Well, dearie, don ' t slight Mr. Penn ' s work—of course, dear, I under¬ stand—I understand, but lie’s a very well meaning gentleman. (Isn ' t he the kind hearted Christian?) Mary: All right father, but did you not want to see me about something? C. S.: Well, now, tell me—about this business—just what are the students after in this fight? Mary: I’m sure I don’t know—can’t you find out from Jack? You know be sides with the students. C. S.: Yes. I know, but lie isn’t the leader, he is just with them. I believe he Is one of that celebrated “four. Do you know. I think young Marsh is the real leader. (Says this with an air of discovery.) Mary: Oh yes. I ' m sure Billy—Oh, T don’t know anything about it. (But you kind reader, know she knows all about it.) C. S.: Now Mary, I think Marsh can be bought off. Mary: He can ' t.—he ' s incorruptible—that is to say, he is honest. (This last you see. was an afterthought.) C. S.: Oh. I do not mean with money or anything like that. 1 guess your opinion of him is correct there. Mary: My opinion? (A hurt-indignmt-how-dare-you-sir-n ir.) C. S.: Well. I mean the opinion of your friend. But to the subject, the students have no real cause for complaint—er have they? The lights go out promptly at twelve o ' clock—that is carefully attended to. The heat is shut off at eleven and all arrangements are carefully planned toward having the rooms quite cold by day¬ light. That. I know. Is looked after, and it saves quite a bit of money, my dear. The students should feel a pride in the fact that our lights this year cost us fully 538.1(1 less than last year. Mr, Brookings was quite gratified, I know. (He says this firmly, because lie Is sure of that.) The rooms are nicely furnished and are well taken care of. swept twice a week and scrubbed during the holidays, and we have very efficient and comely scrub women this year: our cleaning averaged 2 4 cents a day less than last year—less Morris’ commission on savings in window washing. All conditions surrounding the students are extremely gratifying to me and should he to the students. Our cuisine is delightful, don ' t you think so. my dear? I think they are the best meals I have had in ten years, so does Mr. Winston and Miss Taylor. Now. with all these beautiful surroundings, beautiful gymnasium and athletic field, where only the purest, anti-professional. anti-gambling. anti- smoking. anti-septic teams can play. Tt seems queer that they have raised all this hullahaloo just because they have nothing to say about what they eat. drink or do. Such a miserable state of affairs! Mary: Why. father, what is the matter now? C. S.: Oil, these students have gotten so harsh in this struggle they have re¬ belled. just as if they meant It. They put old wagons in the archways, the drag¬ ging about of which ruined our beautiful steps. They stole our bell clapper, so that Jake or Miss Randall or someone lias to ring it with a hammer. The mail is tampered with, so that Mr. Leighton’s letters come addressed to Miss Leighton. 247 THE HATCHET .-inti Dr. Hellers mail reads Frau Heller, and even our (food, saintly Mr. Winston is called Winnie. (Scandalous sacrileges!) Oh. things have come to a dreadful pass, daughter Eighty-eight cent’s worth of I. O. U. ' s have been repudiated at tiie Book Store and Profs. Smith and Abbott are at their wits end Of late they ate using that miserable sheet, the Student Life, to ridicule us. Everything has been criticised from Mr. Smith’s whiskers to Mr. Ewington ' s temper. Twiddle ' s Talk and Twiddle ' s Dlarj—Hiram Podunk. Jr.—Gargoylia—Imaginary Lectures—and other seurrillous articles of even less literary value. If that were possible! Even Morris has lost his authority and he and our night watchman have been warned to keen in doors. The watchman makes his rounds by way of the tunnel and Morris doesn ' t even dare to speak to me! (Awful!) And this Billy Marsh of yours is at the bottom of it all! Mary: My Billy Marsh? What do you mean? (Coldly.) C. S.: Oh. Morris told me all about il. He and Prof. Shipley had all the details. (Aren’t they the detective dears!) Mary: It isn ' t so! Mr—I mean, father, what did they say? C. S.: Well. dear, thev said, or rather intimated that the fight could be stopped if certain persons would use the Influence they had over certain of the leaders and they mentioned your name in connection with young Mursh and Edith I believe, was named with Mosby. Oh. 1 toll you dear. Mr. Shinlev knows a sight more about the personal affairs of the students than you would ever susDect (Deceitful looks.) Maty: Well so it seems, father, bu! what would you have me do? You know 1 have not spoken to Billy since the night before the light and can never do so and that is the end of it all. Or—isn ' t it? (She isn ' t so sure, you know.) C. S.: Well, dear, it wouldn ' t lake much effort on vour part lo get to speak to him and as soon 11 s you do. and Edith comes around, this dreadful war will stop. The students have been granted everything they asked for and it is just these two young bloods who are now working for their own ends Whv the students have been granted unheard of liberties. Thev can go down town without asking permission of Miss Taylor; they can speak to the waitresses when Mr Sweetser is not in the room and when Mr. Winston is not looking: and thev have lights now till twelve-twenty, although one globe has been taken out of eacli room and other liberties, and still they clamor for more and have asked that their hours of study he reduced to the regular union hours of eight a day! If we do not accede they are going to have the Government experts examine the kitchen under the new pure food laws. They are coming in a half an hour. If the answer is not favorable, the investigation will come off ibis afternoon. Can ' t von say something daughter? Mary: You wouldn ' t have me throw myself at the man’s head would von father? (O. tragic trial!) 0. S.: Well, not really daughter, but von con ' d do it figuratively, without vio¬ lating tiie proprieties, could you not? (Proper person!) Mary: Hut you do not understand, father we have quarrelled and 1 cannot snv the first word—er—can 1? (Oh. doubtful dear!) O. S.: Well, this is dreadful. We must go lo trial then this afternoon Re¬ member daughter. I am facing ruin. I and Morris together! Mare (going to him and putting her arms around him): Well, if the worst comes to (he worst we will see what we can do hut in the meantime put up tiie best defence yon call al the investigation. C. S.: I will, child, bul if they find out what that soup Is made of there will he nothing left for us to do but surrender (Exit lert. knock on the door right.) Mary: Come in (Enter Edith Winwood.) (They embrace.) Edith: Oh. dearie, I have something just awful to tell you! (They embrace again.) Mary: What is It. precious? (Another embrace.) (Affectionate angels.) Edith: Oh. I had a dreadful scene with father this morning. He wanted me to see what I could do with Mose. and you know I cannot speak to him. or do anv- thing witli him. What shall I do? I can ' t, can I? Mary: I do not know, dearie, for I just had a similar scene with father, lie wanted me to talk to Billy. I wouldn ' t speak to him again if he lived lo be ; s old as Dean Woodward. Of course unless father wanted me to very lmdly. Edith: Well, father said just dreadful things were happening and that worse things would happen unless something were done. You know Miss Cloonan has D ll—the students made her quit—and the Chancellor cannot attend to anything without her—begging your pardon, dearie. 1 mean he can ' t get a daily report of how much he has saved. Then someone got real violent and threw a brick into none Mr f ' hessln’s room and tried to horn the fence, and then this trial that is going to happen this afternoon. What do you think we had better do. honey? Mary: of course if our father ' s desire il very much—hut we should not speak to them first, of course not—should we? (A doubt wrinkled her brow hero.) 248 THE HATCHET Edith: Mary: Eidith: Mary: Edith: Marv: Edith: Mary: pelled.) Edith: Mary: By all means not—should we? (Some more doubt wrinkles.) Never, not if I live to be a thousand—should I? Well. dear. I rather think you ought, but of course, I never can. No, I couldn ' t possibly do it. but I think it is your duty to do it Mary! Edith! (They embrace.) Then you love him? Tes. and you love Mose! They embrace.) (The doubt lias been dis- But what will we do? (That dark doubt is about to appear again.) _ Oh. you dear silly little goose! There ' s nothing for us to do but to make Billv and Mose apologize to us. Just give them the chance and they will do it. And listen, honey, they are coming to get their answer from Father in just a few minutes: we will see them before they leave. We will settle this quarrel too. Edith: Oh. you darling! (They embrace again.) And to think it has been eleven whole days since I have spoken a word to Mose. (Knock on the door.) Marv: Oh. there they come now, let ' s get out quick. (Exeunt.) (Enter a committee of students, the Four and a few others.) Mosbv: We are a little ahead of time, but we will wait. 1st Student: Say. Mosbv and Marsh, don ' t you think we are carrying this thing a little too far? They have given us everything we asked for at first. (Criticising chappy.) Billy: Well. I guess you fellows are right, but I want to make a confession Tor Mose and myself and also ask a favor. We have been very successful and we two have been partlv responsible for it. Now. it is entirely a private matter which moves Mose and me now. just you fellows back us up about an hour more and we will promise that we won ' t lose anything we have gained, and we may gain something. Will you do it? Stub: Come on fellows, this is no business of ours. These fellows have done mighty good work for us and if we can do them a favor, we ought to do it. Let ' s back them till they say quit and then keen it up a little. Jack: I ought to he the first man to say quit and 1 am not ready to say it. so. I say let ' s stand by these fellows till they say stop. I ' m game, come, on fellows. Chorus: All right, go ahead, you fellows. (With a don ' t-give-a-d—ness-air.) (Enter the Chancellor.) C. S.: Sit down young men. What is your special message this morning? Mosb : Well, we have come to offer you people one more chance to stave off thal investigation. C. S. (assuming a brave front): Well, just why should we try to stave it off? Bill: Well, we will not mince words or waste time. Chancellor, it is to your interest to stave off that examination and you know it. and so do we. C. S : You talk very confidently for a young men. Billy: We have some backing (drawing forth some papers.) Here is some evidence that wlil not sound well when read in public. Even a Mary Institute cooking class would lie appalled by some of these recipes. We have proof here that the professional acting dog lost by the Dramatic Club did not die a natural death. We can also prove that a student stuck his arm into a barrel of apple butter looking for pickles, and the apple butter was afterwards served without being washed. We can prove that the regular chicken was absent when chicken dump¬ lings were served, and that a substitute oyster was once used in the oyster stew. (Bil’v is bluffing, bill the Chancellor doesn ' t know it.) C. S (still calmly): Well? Mosby: We have one more piece of evidence. Chancellor. Here is a sworn affi¬ davit of the cook which shows the exact ingredients of the vegetable soup. (A paper must be shown here to make it realistic ) C. S.: I doubt the authenticity of your document. You will have to prove the reliability of the cook. Are those all th“ proofs and threats you had to offer? Billy: These are all. The investigation will come off this afternoon. (Aren ' t these men the cool Four Flushers?) C. S.: Then I must bid you all good day. (Rises and leaves the room.) (Just as the students are leaving Mary and Edith enter and call Billy and Mosby back into the room. I Mosby (ca ' ling to the fellows outside): Wait a minute fellows we will be along in a minute. (The two fellows face the two girls.) (Long pause.) (Icicles hang on the lines of vision.1 Billy: Well. I believe you called us? Mary (after a long pause): We are giving you your chance—make the most of it. Billy: Chance for what. Marv? Mosby: Chance for what, Edith? Edith: Chance for each of you to apologize. 249 THE HATCHET B. M.: Apologize? Mary: You hear what we said. You can apologize if you want to. Edith: Please do Mose. Mosby: Do you care whether I do or not? Does what I do really make a dif¬ ference to you? (Edith nods her head.) Then I II apologize for anything. Honest¬ ly. I will apologize for living. Honest I will. Edith. Will you accept my apology? (She nods.) Will you accept me now? (She nods.) (He seizes her hands.) Say, Hilly, you had better do some apologizing, it is pretty fine business. (Billy and Mary have in (lie meantime been silently regarding each other ) Billy: Silently offers his hand to Mary. She takes it and lets him kiss her hand. (Oh. sh-sh!) Billy: Now there is no need of all this fighting any more is there Mose? Mosby: Well. I should say not! It should have ended a long time ag ' o Let’s call the fellows. Billy (calls the fellows.) I Enter the fellows.) Well, fellows we have can¬ celled the eight hour proposition for our personal matter has been arranged The war is over. Students: Hooray! Hooray! Jack (to Mary off to one side): Why. Mary, you chump little sister of mine you were the cause of all this, why didn ' t you stop it sooner? Mary: Because Billy hadn ' t apologized. Jack (to Billy): Billy, did you apologize? Billy: I certainly did. I just got down in the dust and crawled all over my¬ self. (Doesn ' t he lie gracefully?) Stub: Well, you lucky dogs! But here comes the Chancellor! Let ' s tell him how it lias come out. (Enter Chan.) C. S.: Gentlemen. 1 heard the noise and knowing that you hud not left 1 wish to take advantage of this opportunity to tell you that I have finally decided to grant your requests. (Holy cats! Isn ' t this a surprise to you. kind reader - ' ) Students: Grant them? C. S.: Yes. grant them. And more. We wish to treat you all as men and women here and we have finally decided that we will not trv in the future to com¬ pel you to study any set number of hours. Billy: But Chancellor, we had just decided to give up our request, and had de¬ cided to do some studying this year. C. S.: Well, that is quite a coincidence! But it will not alter our change of policy. Billy Well, it won ' t change ours either, will It. fellows? We will do a little work for a change. Chorus: Yes, let ' s do it just for a lark. (They don ' t mean bird here.) C. S.: Well, gentlemen, let me shake hands with you all. We re-establish all o the old offices, too. because we can really accomplish more working together than in opposition to each other. The Faculty was put here for the students; the students cannot get along without the Faculty; and by the same sign we cannot get i long without you. Curtain. The End. 250 THE HATCHET Making the Freshman feel at home. 252 1906 1. raney. Mr. Whitmire sez the Hatchet is goin ' t o come out soon. Met mr. Swift wit’ a grin on his mug. He had a letter from Boston. 2. Everybody wuz auful bisy. had to carry four telefoan mesages to McFarland about the beta dance tonite. He wuz at the freshie-sof track mete. T stayed out their. When i get big as williums i am going to be a athlete. 3. had a swell feed today. Et the Ieavins from the H. E. T. spred. 4. Wisht I wuz growed up its tuff to see some guy take your gurl to the Lock an chane dance jest cause he has long pants and you aint. oughta seen us skin Arkansas at baseball. Rhoddy is slow as molasses. 9. de boss has been sore as hops about somethin aint had time to wright. Sofs gav a dance last uite in a barn at saint Charls. Freshics autemobil got stuck. 11. The Feris wheel was blowed up. I was at the feelday an seen it. wisht I was big as Lehman. 254 THE HATCHET 12. Sunday. Paper sez our rag chewers got heat at cincinatti. Bet Logan talked a auful lot. 14. its hot work writin this. Nothin doin to-day excep mr. Langs- dorf got a fat leter. 16. Cohh sed I could hav the leavins from the feed they guv the sofs but they vvuznt no leavins the sofs et it all. 17. fa culty caled of the game with st. Louis L. Oh squidge! 18. Gee there are more cases going on. i can ' t see why a guy whitch is old enuff to knoe better wood git stuck on a gurl glad i aint. 19. fergot to tel about the dramatick club show last wensday. Burke gav me a ticket, lies all right, don ' t see why gilbert wont never giv a feller a tick¬ et to the games. Gess he never sees me cause i aint very big. The show was caled “Is lyin easy” whitch is for me. 20. Sunday went to see a real ball game. I wish I wuz george Stone. 23. The teem went to take a trip. Taylor went, there ' s goin’ to be time to pay. 24. wisht i could see the game. Why dident the faculty get some games here. 25. Paper sez our team won. wisht I wuz Gill, im going to be a ball player when i get big. 26. Aw squidge our team wuz licked. 27. licked agin. Im goin to see the browns play. 29. team got back an gilbert wuz fired, gee but he wuz hot—dont blame him i would a cussed to. 30. Dckeration day and no holiday, think of bavin dekeration day on Sunday! 255 1906 1. Jake an i got some leavins from the lock an Chane dance. When i get big i am goin’ to joyne. 2. hot as time, why does mr. Winston wear those high coders ? 3. mr. Holmes Smith got a hair cut you could hardly tell it. 6. Prof. Graf heard me singin’ “up abuv wher all is love the faculty wont lie their an’ got sore as time. S. The chancelor gav a (loins. Dident git no leavins. morris got em. 9. had to carry pres. Richardsun messages bout their sig Chi hay ride. Why dont these guys fix these things before the last minit. lie gav me a nickel though lies a sport, im goin to joyne the sig chis when i get big. holy cats! most forgot the senyor faciltv baseball game, youd a dide to see mr Nipher slide. When Morgan sed safe a freshie laffed. i dident, bet the freshie flunks. 11. examinatvions too day. Morgan got A. in fisicks and the fresh¬ man whitch laffed got E. 16. witzent no fun this weak, everybody walked arond like they wuz skeered. Saw trelease stud} ' , the ’08 gurls guv a lunchun to the senyors. wisht they had guv it here insted of the algonkin club. Youd a dide laffin to see the play whitch wuz played last nite. i thot i wood split to see the chancelor ride Morris, course it wuz only make believe. 17. mis Dennison sez i cant spel. 20. raned like fits. 21. to-day is the last day of scool. the graduatin wuz in a tent, hot as blazes, im going to sneek down to the senyors dance and see ef i cant get sum grub, there are sum fellows whitch will giv me some ef they see me but i don’t want to meet Heimbaker. 22. I git fired today, the chancelor got a hair cut. gee he looked funny, i most snickered out loud when i seen him. and miss Dennison most swallered her handkerchef. 25(5 20. Got my job agin, hot as time. ffik 21. the chancelor boses me an i bos Morris and mor- ris boses the students, that is he sez he vvil. 22. gee i am bisy. more guys came in here with there mothers too day. some of these freshies is goin to be smart! 23. rane. made Morris wate twenty 6 minits to see the chancelor. 24. brite an fair, did so mutch too day that i forgot to write anny thing, i am going to lern to spel this yere. Mis Dennison sez i am wirse than ever. 25. the engineres whitch has been out to collyrado came back today, i am goin to be a enginere. 26. Mr. Vose and Profesor “smath” Smith and rar de- Wit all brung back some wiles to-day. They all went out walkin’ too nite it was moonlite. 27. mr Holmes Smith opened his store today. He mad me work like time an i coodent bum any cakes, i am goin to be a store kepcr whitch gives little boys cakes when i grow up. 29. wish these freshies whitch is so grene wood kepe out of my offis. It looked like some immygrants waitin’ room. 30. Sunday gosh knows 1 am glad. They say Viley is the champeen long-distance tellyfoan talker in the scool. 257 2. they had sum speches in chaple too day. the Chancelor an Mr snow and Mr. Woodward told the freshies they were goin to treet them as men whether they were or not witch they werent. mr. Chaplin sed they must make themselvz at horn for that wuz where they ought to be. The senyors put up sum rules, its funny to think of sum of these guys bein’ senyors they are so little. 3. boght sum hair tonick so i cood rase side whiskers like that kid Bond, a new kid hiram Podunk came too day. he is most as grene as that other freshie Tima, holy cats! Bond has had his whiskers cut of! i will hav to throw my hair tonick away or give it to mr. Fernald. 4. The chancelor guv a reception to the facilty. i didnct get no leavins. ill fix morris sum day. im gettiu beter in my spelin. 5. most all the classes had metings too day an elected oft ' isers. im goin to be a class president when i get big. ( . we had a footbal game with Shurtlef to day. i gess i wont tel! any more about it. i wish the facilty wood get a coach. 9. herd that sum of the freshies went to church, gee but they are a auful grene lot. i am goin to be a chemist, i went to the kakerdyl club tonite. just got back. Prof. mcMasters daired Stvens to smoak a segar whitch he did an got sick as time, i kin smoak corn silk without gittin sick. 10. i am to slepy to write mutch. Bill henger 258 THE HATCHET an a little gurl sat out on a bench most all mornin. brite an fair. 13. i don ' t want to be a enginere. they went to inspeck a reservore too day whitch is what they call havin ' a good time, i would rather be a colleg man an go to the skatin rink. 14 . Professor McCourt mi ssed Stevens at his clas today and balled out the rong one. twins is auful. 17. sum class footbal games today, i went out. wirse than regu¬ lar games, wisht i wuz as big as Rhoddy. The new coach came too day. lies auful little an talks fastern time, i like his looks. Burke sez the Student Life is goin to come out every week. 18. gittin auful cold, the athletic assocyatun had a meetin. 19. got a auful lot to rite tonite. their wuz a new club organyzed tomte it was caled the pajama club an you got to put on a nitegoun and dance at the Park Hotel if you want to be a member. Richardsun and burke wuz sites, sumbody sed the dents gave a dance but i dident get a invite and i know they arnt very particular, Haggerty wuz their, there wuz lots of doins at the scool today, they lade the corner stone at the new Men Mall as English sez. all the profs wore the senyors gowns and mr. heller got sore as time cause sum feller sit by him whitch had no gowncl on. Educated fellers is funny. 22 . oktober is a bisy month, the students had a haf holiday to Play footbal but i had TOO WIRK. -3. 1 he sofs took a haf holiday too day because Mr. mcMasters gav a exam. 24. their wuz a show too day what Dan Ruble rote, it was auful good even if he did rite it they went two bits in the whoa! on the show. Mr. an Ornum gav a feed to the senyiors but that wuz to far out for me to get any leavins. 2 ( . 1 here wuz a auful fite at the dormitorie last nite. sum junyors sicked the sofs onto the freshies an they had it out it wuz grate. Sims got sum watei throwed on his new sute. he wuz a site. Just as the fite wuz over the chancelor cum. i most had a fit. an me an stecker jumped out of a winder. 27. nuthin doin here, the teem is at cape Gir (i cant spel that.) 28. ruble dident go to church too day i gess maybe he had a fite with that gurl. 2 !). i hooked one of the freshie caps whitch cum to day. i wore it on the car an everybody sed aint he smart to be at Washington (funy how i can spel that big word i gess my spelin aint so wirse after all.) 31. another peachy fite today, the freshies fooled the sofs and got there ice cream in all O. K. the fite wuz about the fake ice creme, wisht the Chancelor wuddent stop every fite just as it starts. 259 1. The sofs had a dance at the Paddul and Saddul club but they dident hav no music cause the freshies fooled there orchestry. them freshies is cute. 2. My new pants wuz tored last week so i dident go to the Lock and chane dance tonite with Jake, i like to watch jake divvy up the male, patton always thinks he is goin to git a leter. 3. We plaid anuther game with Shurtlef and done sum beter. i hope we can lick the Tigers. 5. gee their is to new cases broke out in the sofs it makes me tired to see these guys mopin around with these gurls an dont none of them mene nothin. 6. everybody wuz auful serprized when i went to chaple this mor- nin but i wanted to hear mr. Chessin make a speche. he talks so funny, he had his berd trimed. 7. that senyor class this year is a trite, i bet they never know nuthin mr Langsdorf gav them a exam this mornin an not a one of them past. 8. i am glad i am goin to be a kemist. Prof, graf gav his class a dog fede too day an i got 12 dogs and 10 glasses of leminade. 9. say their is anuther freshie whitch thinks he is the wlioal show, his name is Blees. i made him wate 10 minutes to see the chancelor. 10. we plaid a football game with Centril college whitch we bete. that feller blanchard is sum coche. when i get big i am goin to be a coche. 2fi0 THE HATCHET 12. Blees gav a show for the sofs in the quad too day. I seen it all. i thot ide bust. 13. bless gav his show agin too day. It wuz almost as good as the gaiety show i seen with Krause. 14. the dramatick club gave a show for the athleets. i dident git a ticket anyway i eoodent have went. j 5 . the medics plaid football with the Varsity and got et up. wisht i wuz Thomas. 16 . its too late to rite mutch. i bet i dreiue about the game too morrow. 19. been to excited to rite, that game wuz great, why on earth did Dillun bet $50 on the tigers, i guess -it wuz becaus he wasn’t playin. 23. havent wrote anythin for the las fore days caus i havent spent that quarter whitch i won on the mizzouri game, say that wuz grate, i gess i wont spend that quarter at the co-op. they are stingy, wisht mis Page whitch is in charge cood giv us as mutch as she wants too. The arkitects are goin to giv a smoaker too nite. watch me an’ the sandwitches. 24. Prof. Blanchard maid the basketbal fellers quit smoakin. the paper sez our teem got licked at Texas, it wuzn’t so bad tho an any¬ way we skinned the tigers, i’m hoarse yet. 26. hawkins is smoakin agin. 27. ranin like time. 28. got a free ticket to the “Titel Mart” show, i don’t knoe what it means but it wuz fine, i am goin to be a actor. The advisery horde sed too day whitch fellers cood have Ws. when i get big i am goin to hav sum. 29. our basketbal teem went to War in town too day. stung! 30. that bunch of gurls whitch calls themselfs the H. E. teas, was initiated las nite an now they call themself the K. A. teas. 261 December 1. The track team elected Grover capt. He is auful skinny but he can sure go sum. 2. Mr. Chessin thinks i am auful smart, i knoe becatis the other day when i wuz going past the door i heard him tell the sot ' s that he wood get me to work there trig, i coodent do it i gess but i bet they are auful dum. 3. brite and cold. 4. cold as time, the dormitory guys is kickin cause the heat is shet off at nite. i am glad i am stayin’ at home this winter. 5. The footbal team had a feed giv them by the gurls. they et more than any gang i ever saw. the white haired Castlen wuz elected capt. You ought to see him punt he is a dinger. Ge what do you think the coche is afrade of gurls! Before the eats the junyors licked time out of the sofs. Them junyors is goin scamps in every ting they does, i wisht i wuz Thomas. 6. cold but fare. 7. The junyors giv a doins at sum club. The fellers made mr. Chessin get marrid and Red Fullerton did the job. Frum what i herd about it it wuz grate but i wisht all of these feeds wood happen out here. DCCEjMBCB G zr ot K x3 ftloruzy 2C2 THE HATCHET 8 . Our basketbal team licked Central Weslyun colleg. 9. The.v tel me that Prof. Layton bote sum cigarets and he aim et anythin sence. 11. The freshies gav a dance, i got sum grub but i had to fite fur it. 12. The Varsity skinned manual too day. i got a free ticket. Stevens is anuther of those manigers whitch is al right. 13. The glee and fiddul clubs gav a show at the Odain. i dident git a ticket, it wuz bum. 15. This is a did job. if i hadn’t got to see the Varsity teem skin Shuttle f at basket bal I would hav quit too day. 16. brite and fare. 18. Varsity skun McKinley. 19. did the sam thing to Central high, miss Cloonan’s chrismus show wuz pulled off too day i had a time with morris, lie wanted to do the supin and i was to be it. all the perfesors got presents, i got one. with the rest of em. the chancelor got a Pig Stick. Why do they cal him that? 20 21 . the freshies an sofs sure had it out. i wuz up al nite watchin the fite. it wuz swel, the freshies put it all over the sofs. gee J woodcut a surrendered, i am a freshie now. the gurls brote the liters sum grub gee i wuz glad i wuz hungry as time, we sure fooled the facilty cans they thot they had blufed us. their wuz a show too nite. The Box of Monkeys i gess it wuz good but i went too slepe. 22. They say Pres Richardson has got to spend all the holerdays tryin to maik his footbal figgers come out even. aint goin to be no maniger when i git big. 263 JVTW I2A Basket btdi 1. New yeres. dident rite much durin the hol- erdays. i wuz sik as time Chrismus p. m. 2. sum of the students cum back too day. 3. Mother of pearl! Prof. Smith cum in from Kirkwood too day without his face washed! 4. it wuzent dirt, it wuz a beard! 5. The basketbal teem got licked by Concordia. 8. sum one stole mr. Winstuns horse, he sed it wuz a student an sent for the cops. !). sum student stole the cops horse an mr. Winstuns horse cum back, no student wood steel that ole horse, their wuz a smoaker too nite at the law School. Mr. Chessin maid a speech, my but that wuz a bum joak he sprung. Dan Ruebel made a auful breke but i can’t tel it. Hagerty made a speclic too an it wuz auful good i guess, you ought to hav herd the fellers cliear him. 10. hagerty maid the sam speche at the dental scool too day. he is sure sum speche maiker. the dramatick club gav a show to pay for the feed the theter sigmas gav to sum pore kids, dont see why i dident git sum. 12. the papers sez we are goin’ to have sum more rules about ath¬ letes. aint we got enuff? 16. we skun central high too day at basketbal. them teems is meet for us. THE HATCHET 17. the teem goes to play the tigers too day. i am betin five cents on them. 18. hully gee i wun my nickel, we sure handed those guys a lemun. 19. the teem got stuck in the mud at Franklin but they beet Central anny how. 21. the guys are gettin skared up about the exams. 22. nothin doin anny more it is to cold for the fellers an the gurls to walk in the quad. 23. saw mr. Chessin sittin in his offis just a grinnin’ i bet he raises time with the freshies. 24. a feller named smoak inspector Joans, had mr. Fertiald up for maikin to mutch smoak at the medical scool. the chancelor had to go to the trile an i had a holerday. they dident do annything to mr. Fern- aid, gess he is to slick fer em. 26. everybody is ritin exams an i am goin to quit this for a weak. 205 2. they is ony haf as many freshies as they wuz. the facilty is to hard on us students. 4. mr. Woodward fel down and broak his arm. it is to bad caus he is a nice ole man. now if sum other fellers had broak their arms, ther goes the telyphone! 5. the ala karte system is on at the grub shack, i dont knoe what that nteens but you hav to pay’ 30 cents for a ticket insted of 25. then y-ou can get a bite or to for ten cents extra, mother of vinegar! i most forgot the bon-fire. we had a big time and piled things up al over the place. Burke got drunk, lies a pretty- nice feller to. those whitch had not get enuff ala karte had dog sandwitches that nite. 6. the clases got bisy in basketbal too day. the senyors et up the sofs and the freshies hung it onto the ju nyors. mr. Heller gav me a ticket to a lecture too nite and i went, what do y-ou think? it wuz in dutch an i spent 10 cents car-fare. 8. Billy- henger was 21 too day. he had a party in the quad, i wuz twelve las week an didnt no girls giv me presints. their wuz a lock an Chatie dance too nite an i got a bunch of leavins; but i got them first caus i knew they- woodent be any- left. Mrs. Swift gav a tee to git evin for the things the fellers did to her hubbie before they- wuz marrid. 266 THE HATCHET 9. Their wuz inoar clas basketbal too day. the jutivors licked the sofs an the senyors licked the freshies. 11 . their wuz a student body meetin too day. i doant knoe what it wuz about but the chancelor an mr. Chessin maid spcches. the chan- celor is sore on the Goblers. 13. their wuz a pome in the student life too day by Glauber, at least he sed it wuz a pome. 14 . Valentine ' s day. Twiddles got handed a lemun. 15. the tigers handed back our lemun, too nite. any way it wuz a cloas game an they new they had been playin’. 16. the junyors skined the senyors too day, and the sofs left the freshies way back, the junyors ought to be ashamed of lettin the little freshies beet them. 17. cold as time. 18. nothing doing today. 19. i wish it wud get warmer so i could see the freshies setting eround spooning. 20 . i waz helping the juniors get redy for their danse. You otighta seen Dug Turner sewin’. 21 . the juniors gave there danse tonite. it was sertainly swel. you orter see Prof. Starbird show how they danse in Chicago, them juniors is all rite. 22. i gotta holiday today, i ' ll bet Geo. Washing¬ ton told more than 1 lie. the basket ball team beat Carbondale the KATees gave a reseptshun. 23. the basket ball fellers is orful sore, the Con¬ cordia dutchmen licked them good. 25. they changed the hour for chapel, all the fel¬ lers is soare cause they only get a haf hour to eet. 26. only three profs went to chapel today. 27. i wisht sumbody wud by mr Chenery a pare of cuf holders. 28. i gotter free tikut to the dramatik club, it was a fine show most as good as the won at the standard this weak. 207 IVUC I I Gfcrzud! Dra rzAt co 1. their is cane to pay at the medic school the seniors is on a strike. i hope they win. 2 . the dents had a meat at the jim. Haggerty got shared and didnt show up. he aint the same since he maid that speach. 3. the seniors is still striking. 4. miss Dennison says i’m lerning to spel better. 6. twiddles died, enyhow thats whut student lif sed won of the fellers sed recjuiescat in oblivio. i dont knoe whut it menes but it sounds fine. 7. prof. Blanchard had the cros country men out today, he sez Bock is going to be a star. i don’t believe it. 8. nothin doing today xcept the senyors won there strike, gee the big sticks mad. 9. the glee club went to the cape, they tuk the fiddul club with them, when i grow up i ' m going to be a glee club leeder like Red fullerton. 11. the glee club cum back today all they wuz talking about wuz the girls they met. i wisht the base ball seezon wud begin. 13. the K. A. Tees gav a lunshun to the student lif bored, the stu¬ dent lif sed it wuz very excloosive whitch it wasnt as i didnt get a in¬ vite. ' 268 THE HATCHET 14. im going to have a nu sute for Easter. i asked the big stick for a raze but he sed i aint vvirth entty more. 15. secy long maid a speech in chapel this morning, he wuz short and fat insted of long, im going to be a secy when i grow up. 16 . the base ball team started to pracktise to day its going to be a dinger but it cant beet the Browns. 18 . mohtherinlaw! i bet i get fired, mr logan is going to by my diery to put in his Hatchet, im going to soak him 5 plunks. 19. i changed my flannels las nite its auful hot. 20 . i am scared to rite mutch in the diery since its going to be in the HATCHET. 22 . gosh their wuz something doing out at the dorm tonite. while the lock and chane wuz going on sum body slung a brick threw mr Chessins window gee he’s soar. 23. a feller sed today it orter been a bomb, what is a bomb? the girls whitch used to be called the Jesseras is now called the pi beta fi. they gav a reseptshun today. 25. the student bored wuz trying 3 hours today to find out who throwed that brik. nobody new nothing, i guess it must a flew threw the window itself. 26. mr Chessin ses he noes and is going to prove it to. i bet Moriss is lyeing about sum body agen. 30. The law Scool beat McCinley an’ the varsity skun the Manuals. Dan Dillon plaid like a frite. 31 . Mr logan is goin to git my diery too day so i gess this is all i will rite. 2C9 PRtirr ' near a RVM - A OKAN� 3T«NJ ct |V A 1.1 A iAM • ! • ' mm CKftCKY WOT « PtRtH ,P iRST W M ‘ ' ' o y v p e 1 , KNOT H” 1 - 6 ri( ' % THE uOu«l Vv ' A r “ � N7 5ETTI.IH6 � ' � p ' . 1.1 - WHEN BASEBALL IS KING. THE HATCHET Dental Pkysics as Appl led to Electricity Physics, I heard some one say To put the thing in rhyme, Requires one hour on Wednesday For a lecture that is fine. A lightning course has been prepared By whom we do not know But they evidently have been dared To show what “dents” can do. In that solitary hour a week’s Wonders we must show Accomplishing 20 hours of work Twelve weeks puts us through. Prof. Pyle, although he knows His lectures are too fast, At the same old rate of speed he goes, And will go to the last. Unless you’re up on shorthand You cannot get a note And what you think that once you had You’ll find you have it not. We’re given problems of ten times To add to our collection Each problem taking up six lines Forms quite a dear attraction. If a railroad train were running fast And hit a butcher’s wagon. How long would the two drivers last? And what the acceleration ? The drivers running to and fro The horses hit a booth. What has all of this to do With the treating of a tooth. 271 THE HATCHET Heard in the Infirmary ist Patient—Who does vour work? 2 nd Patient—Dr. Conner, ist Patient—Do you like him. 2 nd Patient—It’s just like Heaven, sitting in his chair. {“The Painless Dentist.”) Demonstrator—Who do you wish to see. Patient—Tell Dr. Carson that Dr.-’s cook is here and wishes to see him. (P. S.—Put patient’s reply in Irish brogue.) Dr. Byrne, working on patient, burr becomes entangled with dam. Byrne- Patient—Why! Dr. Byrne, 1 am surprised. ist Student—Gee, I discovered an excellent reflector this morning. 2nd Student—Where? Not the Infirmary mirror, I hope. ist Student—No, I accidentally looked down on Dr. Kennedy ' s cranium. OUR PROPS. Prof. Bartlett—“Mix to a creamy consistency.” Prof. Campbell—“The ‘prof with ‘selective powers.’ ” Prof. Prinz—“It’s prac-tic-allv wal-u-less as such, it’s all bosh.” Prof. Lindsley—“The man with many troubles.” Prof. Lischer—“Very fine, indeed—as indicated bv, etc.” (Green.) Prof. Blair—Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. That’s all, good morning. Prof. Pippin (The Fishing Prof.)—The man who advises $10 gold pieces for solder. Prof. D’Oench—“Speak louder, it’s perfectly ethical.” NOTICE! Dr. K. will lecture at 10 a. m. Thursday. Student (Reading same)—“Gee, another hour of root canals and rubber dam.” 272 THE HATCHET Breaks Made by Our Seniors Doc. Brady—Mr. Johnson, what is Chemism? Johnson—An infectious disease prevalent among chemists. Doctor Campbell—Mr. Schweder, what is meant by term diapedesis? Schroeder—Oh ! I thought you said diabetes. Doctor Warren—Mr. Grodzki, give phvs. properties of Iodine. Grodzki—Has purple odor— Doctor Warren—That will do. Billy Smith. (Doctor.) The Inlay specialist of the senior class—inlays 25 c up—satisfaction guaranteed.” Carson would like to find a remedy for the “Cooks” troubles. Demonstrator (To Patient)—Your balance cn work is ?io. Patient—Why, Dr. Baird will settle that. Are Platinum crowns expensive? Ask Byrne. It’s a shame sweet Alice Ben Bolt patronizes the Gayety theatre, etc. Dr. K- Adams, what became of your sideburns? Adams— They are on the floor in Sen. Lab. Who gets all the German patients?—Kalbfleisch. Who gets all the “dippy” patients?—Keys. Rice—The gold plate specialist—plates made while you wait—fit guar¬ anteed? Zanitsch—The baby carriage hero. D-E-N-T-A-L. Molar—Central—Lateral—Jaw ! Cocaine—Forceps—Pull and Draw ! W. U. Dents! Rah ! Rah ! Rah ! THE HATCHET. This is Phillips laying clown the Law r . The L;nv is Hat on its back, begging for Mercy. Will Phillips show the Law r any mercy? No. He knows what the Law is. He is an Inveterate Barrister. Does the Law know that Phillips is its Master? Not yet. This is Robert Fuhr. He is the longest man in the class. What is his altitude? Five thousand three hundred and twenty-four feet. 274 ) He is so married that he is Dignified. When the Frivolous poke Beans in his Ears he grows hot under the Celluloid. In the picture he is Rebuking the Frivolous. See his Finger. See the Frivolous squirm. Who is this? This is R. Hart. Why is he in the Picture? Because he is smart and from Iowa. Why is he from Iowa? Because he could not help it. Why is he smart ? Because he came away from Iowa. THE HATCHET Some Medic Limericks There is a young fellow named Brookes Whose language defies that of books He spends all his day, In the Y. M. C. A. Reforming and saving poor crooks. There is a young fellow named Baer Assistant Professor to Blair He is deucedly happy But awfully scrappy And more than passingly fair. There is a young fellow named Torrance His stories and jokes come in torrents If invited to drink He will cunningly wink But looks bespeak his abhorrence. There is a young fellow named Weiss, Considerably large for his size, lie’s awfully clever, Remembers forever, A thing he has heard once or twice. There is a young fellow named Taylor, Who was struck by some mud on the malar, He jumped up and said, T ' ll break somebody’s head, I’ll do it. by gosh! without failure. There is a voting fellow named Howe, Who recently uttered a vow, To cut every class Yet to easily pass, Without a sign of a row. 276 THE HATCHET Abazi and Zaki Abaza came from Egypt land To try and learn to understand To cure the sick, to make them well, According as onr Profs, us tell. And Zaki too, to St. Louis came His purpose here was just the same. And now between these two there grew, A rivalry which waxed undue. And recently it came to pass In Dr. Campbell’s “nervous” class, That he each man a ioo gave But cunning Zaki, little knave. Espied Abaza’s work and wrote A seventy down, and then did note, The look of anger, grief and shame That over Sayid ' s countenance came. Abaza cried out, who has done This awful thing, T say, which one? And Zaki chuckled, laughed and grinned Abaza knew that he had sinned. Abaza then commenced to fight, Abaza strong, poor Yousef slight, But Yousef up and at him went, The Junior class assistance lent. And quicker than my words could tell Upon the ground the fighters fell, Abaza ' s head upon the floor And Zaki choked him more and more “I crush him dead,” mad Yousef said, The blood had risen to his head, Abaza cried, “Let go! Let go! I cannot breathe, oh! oh! oh ! woe! But now these two like brothers are. These students from the Nile afar, Abaza never more does fight. With Zaki, he respects his might. 277 Mr. Smith: “What was the heresy of Henry VIII., Mr. Van Blarcom?” Van B.: “IFe—he didn ' t believe in the indefatigability of the Pope.” Fullerton (In Sociology) : 1 will now speak of the Missouri liquor laws and the invasions thereof.” Rosenheim (In History) : “Yes, sir—I know all about it, it was when the French were coming down Lake Champlain to attack Pittsburg on their way to New York.” Wilson (Debating) : “This is proven by the Bible in the 6th Chapter, IV Book of Jensen.” Carmack (In Economics Exam.) : “T was not present at the first tw-o lec¬ tures, so know nothing about the Thumb Tax.” Mr. Smith (In History) : “Arnold, at Quebec, was partially wounded. Freshman Entrance Exam: Rousseau, one of the principal Generals of the Civil War. (Dan Ruebel made another bad break at the A. A. Smoker, but we do not feel called upon to print it.) THE HATCHET Why They C ame Here Mr. McCourt.—Because he felt that the Dramatic Club needed him. Mr. Leighton.—Really, now fellows, we don’t know. Mr. McMasters.—Because there was a sad, sad. vacancy in the chemistry department. Mr. Baldwin.—Because his business was “Moral Uplifting.” Mr. De Witt.—Because he was married. Mr. Starbird.—Because be is a smart man. He came away from Chicago. Mr. Graf.—He didn ' t come, he just stayed. Well, how could we help it? Dr. Harris.—To explain Mendel ' s law of the mitosis of protoplas¬ mic nuclei in egg-cells. See white mice. Mr. Seiberth.—We don’t know, but he looks crooked to us. Mr. Wernicke.—Veil, eggsplain it to you, look it oop yourself, it vill stay mit you longer. Mr. Hunt.—To make Ferriss, McMillen, Robinson, and other milers, look like dachsunds. Mr. Sweetser.—Mighty good reason, he came from Maine. Mr. Andrews.—Because Dr. Nipher needed more than a pyle of help. (joke). Mr. Trueblood.—Ask the architects—we couldn ' t find a reason. Mr. Brown.—He is an artist and came to draw his pay. (Another joke). Dr. James.—Because he is an ir-r-r-r-rational quantity. Mr. Vose.—To look after the morals of the dining room, and report to headquarters. Mr. Pyle.—He wants to enter the contest for the handsomest in¬ structor in school. Mr. Walter Smith.—Because it wasn’t very far from Kirkwood. See De Witt. Mr. Chenery.—He came to teach us how to keep our cuffs from falling out of our sleeves. Mr. Blanchard.—Goodness knows we needed him. Mr. Spiering.—He’s been here so long he has forgotten the reason, if he ever had one. Mr. Life.—They didn’t see him before he got here. Mr. Ewerhardt.—Because the students needed a friend on the ad¬ visory board. 279 THE HATCHET Fallen Idols Cornelia Coulter was nearly fired from the library one day for unruly con¬ duct. Kelsoe once played truant from a German recitation. It is whispered that in his youth Schmale more than once shot beans—at a post. Can it be? Professor Heller read novels all through a certain course. Go thou and do likewise. Dean Snow tried to run away to sea. Morris once so far lowered his dignity as to have a vulgar squabble with one of the scrub-women. Mr. Starbird confesses that short-story writing is a vice. The amiable Miss Cloonan has in her office a fierce Beware of the Dog sign which reads as follows: “Notice. To all Janitors and Scrubwomen in this building. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THIS TOWEL!!” THE HATCHET Specimen Examinations Exam, in Geology 2. 1. Prove that the Bible is mistaken if it thinks there was ever a flood. (If the class wishes, it may answer the question next week, get¬ ting, in the meantime, information from Miss B. F. Cloonan.) 2. Given the fact that an oyster fossil has recently been excavated near the Life Saving Station, trace the history of that place back to 64,000,000 B. C. 3. If equally destructive and disastrous earthquakes have occurred in San Francisco, St. Louis, and Charleston, as well as between these cities, where is the safest place for a man to build a brick house in the U. S. (Time for exam., 18 minutes.) HISTORICAL LITERARY EXAM. 1. Who was the “Last of the Barons”? Was it J. P. Morgan or C. M. Depew? 2. Why was “L’Hotel de Rambouillet” called the House of Mirth? 3. Who was responsible for the “Conquest of Canaan,” Moses or Booth Tarkington? 4. Why did Aaron Burr say to Thomas Jefferson, “Blennerhassett”? 5. During the Revolutionary War how much did George Ade the English? 6. Was the last Battle of the Civil War fought on Eugene Field? If not, why? 7. Is it true, did Richard Carvel out of the English? (Time, fifty minutes by Dean Snow’s watch). THE HATCHET Faculty Attendance at Chapel Some Explanations The black squares mean “He’s absent,” and the white ones mean, “Present Sir.” Prof. Holmes Smith is the only one to have a clean slate, and he says he has to come over to University Hall for his mail any¬ how. The Chancellor begs to say that he was in Mexico for a month. It was un¬ fortunate that this record was kept while he was away. Dean Snow said he was out of town or ill, we forget which, but anyway, we thought his excuse was good enough to keep him on as Chairman of the Angel List. Dean Woodward ' s arm was in a sling and he couldn’t help coming up on March 8. Prof. Fernald finds it pretty hard to get out much before eleven o’clock nowadays. Dr. Chessin and Prof. Coulter have offered no excuse and it is marked in the big book, general ungodliness.” Prof. Shipley said he wanted to hear the choir sing once, he didn’t go again. Prof. Penn and Langsdorf both offer absent-mindedness as their excuse—we don ' t know whether it is for absence or presence. Mrs. Douay was out of town one morning and Prof. Douay thought she would never know. Prof. Heller says he was not present at all, and can prove an alibi for Mar. 8th, but refuses to give the name of the witness. The rest have offered no excuses either way, and are all indicted on ten counts, pend¬ ing further investigation. 284 Wash-Mgton University. Saint Louis. Mo December 19, 1906. NOTICE As It appears from rumors and statements that certain classes have made arrangements for Friday forenoon next which, if carried out, will disturb the regular work of the institution, notice is given that ab¬ sences from classes on that day will be strictly investigated, and that all students who are absent from their regular work without a good excuse will be treated as participating in the disturbance. When Trouble Was Brewing. Chancellor. 283 THE HATCHET Saint Ambrose was a winsome saint His stained-glass attitudes were quaint His steed was famed throughout the land, ’Twould come and eat from the Saint’s hand, When asked its master’s name, they say, Twould answer “H-winny” right away. A Presides Dream Before the “Big Stick Smashed the Gobblers. 2SG HATCHET 288 EDITORIAL BOARD. Editor in Chief MELVILLE A. BURKE. ' 07. Associate Editors DANIEL A. RUEBEL. ’07. J. A. STEVENS, ’08. Assistant Editor CORNELIA C. COULTER, ’07. Local Editor.Fred L. English, ’07 Dramatic Editor.Moses M Glauber, ’08 Law Representative.John C. Grover, ’08 Medical Representative... . Lister Tuholske, ’09 Cartoonist .F. A. Wehrle, To Exchange Editor.Frank Eliot, ’08 Co-editors.Fannie Hurst, ’09 .Hope Mersereau, ’09 Reporters. John E. Schmale, ’07 Louis Tebbetts, ' 09 Thomas Furlong, ’08 M. G. Fronske (Medic) ’07 Tom Eliot To Edward Mitchell ' to President of the “Student Life Assn.” Preston A. Richardson, ’07. Business Manager HERBERT M. PATTON, ' 07. Assistant Business Managers Earl M. Godron, ’09 Frederick Perrings, To 289 THE HATCHET Past Editors and Managers of Student Life (No Record of First Three Volumes) EDITOR. Volume IV. BUSINESS MANAGER. Alf. Greve, ' Si. Edw. F. Jackson, ’81. Volume V. Ben E. Kaimer, ’82. J. A. W. Gernez, ’82. Clias. W. Bryan, ’84. Volume VI. Ed. T. Patrick, ’84. Chas. W. Bryan, ’84. Ed. T. Patrick, ’84. Grant Tilden, ’83. Volume VII. Wm. T. Pierce, ’84. L. W. Grant, 85. W. S. Anthony, 85 ' . J. C. Davis, ’85. Lee W. Grant, ’85. Volume VIII. Curtis Dougherty. James C. Davis, ’85. Clarence Obear, ’87. Wm. S. Anthony, ' 85. Volume IX. Carr S. Pritchett, ’87. Sam Wilson, ’87. Dan N. Kirby, ' 86. Grant Beebe, ' 88. J. M. Pierce, ’86. W. S. Barker, Jr., ' 87. Volume X. Fred B. Chamberlain, ’88. W. S. Baker, Jr., ' 87. W. L. Sachtleben, ’90. W. G. Eliot, ’88. Volume XI. N. G. Flagg, ' 88. Grant Beebe, ’88. Norman G. Flagg, ’88. G. R. Olshausen. John C. Lebens, ' 88. J. W. Woermann. ’89. Volume XII. N. H. Myers, ' 90. John C. Lebens. W. C. Gottschall, ’91. j. W. Woermann, ’89. G R. Olshausen. 290 THE HATCHET EDITOR. BUSINESS MANAGER. Thos. G. Allen, ' 90. Volume XIII. C. C. Collins. Richard McCulloch, 91. Volume XIV. Wm. N. Cummings, ' 93. Thos. G. Rutledge, ' 92. O. A. Kelley. Volume XV. W. A. Nicholson, Jr. W. N. Cummings, ’93. C. C. Collins- Volume XVI. Harry R. Hall, ’92. Louis T. More, ’92. J. C. Cummings, ’94. M. Ada Trueblood. ' 93. Volume XVII. R. S. Stevenson, ' 94. W. D. Hudson, ' 93. P. S. Stevenson, ’94. Anthony Ittner, ’96. J. C. Cummings, ’94. Volume XVIII W. H. Allen, ’95. P. S. Stevenson, ’94. Warren Hilton, ’95. Anthony F. Ittner, ’96. Volume XIX. Louis A. Benecke, ’96. L. C. Dziatzko, ’95. A. B. Lavvver, ’96. T. F. Chaplin, ’96. Volume XX. C. B. Evans. Jr.. ' 98. C. S. Knapp, ’98. W. M. C. Bryan, ' 97. R. E. Cave, ’99. Volume XXI. C. P. Pettus. ' 99. E. E. Willetts. 98. Volume XXII. A. B. Chandle. M. A. Frankenthal, ' 98. Volume XXIII. H. W. Eliot, ' 01. Albert B. Chandler, ' oo. 291 E. T. Senseney, ’01. Thurston Wright, ’ox. ■■ THE HATCHET EDITOR. BUSINESS MANAGER. W. J. Wesseler, ’oo. H. A. Dawes, ' 02. Volume XXIV. E. T. Senseney, ’01. Frank Codding, ’03. H. A. Dawes, ’02. Volume XXV. Harry M. Pollard, ’02. Glion Curtis, ’03. Volume XXVI. Philip B. White, ' 03. Glion Curtis, ’03. Volume XXVII. Philip P� . White, ’03. Tom Moore, ' 05. Volume XXVIII. George Barnes, ’05. J. Fred Gilster, ’06. Volume XXX. O. J. Winterman . ' 06. Melville Burke, ’07. Volume XXXI. Herbert Patton, ’07. 292 THE HATCHET Photo by Conklirg Photo by Conklin THE HATCHET Hatch et Representatives DENTAL. W. R. SMITH, ’07. W. W. BROWN, ’08. S. L. HUMPHREY, ’09. LAW. A. C. TRUEBLOOD, ’07. T. P. MOORE, ’08. HARRY CASTLEN. ' 09. MEDICAL. LLEWELLYN SALE, ' 07. P. G. HURFORD, ’08. LISTER TUHOLSKK, ’ 09 . J. R. VAUGHAN, ’io. UNDERGRADUATE. M. A. BURKE, ’07. HATCHET BOARD, ’08. L. B. TEBBETTS, ’09. HUGH M. FERRTS. ' 10. GURDON G. BLACK. MELVILLE A. BURKE. EDGAR M. CARSON. ROY O. CHAFFEE. NORDHAL N. COLBURN. ELMER H.COUDY. RALPH H. FAULKNER. HUGH M. FERRISS. JOS. F. FLYNN. ALFRED J. FRUEH. FRITZ W. EDITH GOODRICH. ELINOR A. HALL. ANTON JENSEN. JEAN KNOTT. HOPE MERSEREAU. CHARLES NELSON. JAMES E. PRICHARD JOHN J. ROTH. REMINGTON SCHUYLER. FRED E. SCHWARTZ. EHRLE. 298 THE HATCHET An Acknowledgment We wish to make a public acknowledgment of the work received from our good friends, the contributors. Whatever measure of success this edi¬ tion of the Hatchet’’ may attain, we feel is due in no slight degree to the time and labor given us by these self-sacrificing persons. We make bold to say that our Art Department is a success, and for this there is no one to thank but the contributors, and the Art Editor. We will not attempt to differentiate between any of these contributions, for we feel ourselves far inferior to any one of our artists, but we do know the amount of time and labor needed to turn out a certain class of work, and this we appreciate. There are some of these friends of ours who are very busy people, and those who are not, have shown their interest bv submitting numerous drawings, and it was this enthusiasm, and this interest in the “Hatchet,” which has been so gratifying to us. Not that we take any credit to ourselves, but we have found that in the four editions, which have preceded this one, the Hatchet” has made many friends, and we only hope that this edition may serve to increase this number through the kind offices of the persons who have helped build this book. It is impossible to thank everyone of the artists in this brief space, but all of the persons on the opposite page have contributed some real meri¬ torious drawings of some kind, except Messrs. Carson and Nelson, who have given us a large amount of photographs, which we appreciate for two rea¬ sons ; because they represent no small amount of trouble to them, and be¬ cause we could have obtained these photographs from no other source. Trusting that the insufficientness of this acknowledgement will not make it seem puerile and insignificant, we remain to the contributors, Very sincerely and thankfully, THE HATCHET HOARD. 299 THE HATCHET. Editors and Managers of the Hatchet EDITORS MANAGERS EDGAR P. HELLMUTH, NEWMAN M. SAMUELS. ’° 4 - SAMUEL C. E. ELLIOT. HARRY J. STEINBREDER ’ 05 - HALFORD E. LUCCOCK. OSCAR J. WINTERMAN. ’06. ALVAN J. GOODBAR. CARL D. WHITMIRE. ’07. GEORGE B LOGAN. HUGH M. FULLERTON ’08. 300 Seniors—Dental, Law, .Medical Undergraduate Department, Art School. Students.117 I Fraternities . . . 5 9 Secret Societies . 10 28 Organizations . Dramatics . .187 3 i Athletics . 63 Literary . 85 The Past Events.... .251 Grinds Proper . ...... 268 99 115 Publications . .285 117 Advertisements. .300 f_ nci t ' Mississippi Valley Trust Company Northwest Cor. Fourth and Pine Streets. ST. LOUIS Capital, Surplus and Profits, $ 8 , 500,000 Transacts a general financial and fiduciary business Acts, under authority of the law, as executor, administrator, trustee, etc. Buys and sells high grade investme nt securities ; bond list on application Allows interest on deposits of individuals, firms, corporations, banks and bankers Manages, buys, sells, rents and appraises St. Louis city real estate; collects rents, pays taxes, places insurance Rents safe deposit boxes in fire, burglar and mob proof vault Stores, at special rates, silverware, etc. Makes loans on St. Louis city real estate and listed high grade securities OFFICERS JULIUS S. Walsh, Chairman of the Hoard Breckinridge Jones, President John D. Davis, Vice-President Samuel E. 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The possibility of getting something Cut Glass Invitations for nothing has a subtle fascination for the heathen sitting in darkness as Silverware V V well as for some other folk we know. Repair WorK Fraternity Emblems PATRICK=BROCKMEYER SOI Ttar ' Bldg. 12th and Olive Sts. Diamonds and other Precious Stones SPRING OF 1907 ESTABLISHED 1851 For Up-to-Date Tailoring at Moderate Prices Call at the Eimer ( L Amend J. W. LOSSE 205-211 Third Avenue Progressive Tailoring Co. Corner 18th Street New York 807-809 North Sixth Street Importers and Manufacturers Thousands of the Newest Patterns . . . of . . . -to Select From- C. P. 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The advantages offered by a large University, like Washington University, should appeal to those intending to enter the profession of dentistry. The time is approaching when dental instruction will be confined to the great Universities of the country. While the student body of the Dental Department of Washington University is not so large as some other schools, yet, the results accomplished are more satisfactory ' . It is a known fact that while the Dental Depart¬ ment of Washington University has graduated fewer students, in comparison to the time time it has been teaching, yet, for the number of its graduates, it has turned out more teachers of dentistry than any other school in the United States. Anyone desiring to take up the study of dentistry would do well to investigate this department thoroughly before deciding to go elsewhere. For annual announcement, and other information regarding school, DR. J. H. 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Cor. 7th and Pine Streets Saint Louis relepliune CMtr l 1607, Jfillstttff ]|8oitle£� 18 ect- made anb totileb exclusively ittfhe JSrewettj of %tmyt Hamilton Corliss Horizontal and Vertical Releasing and Four Valve Non-Releasing Gear Steam Engines Hamilton-Holzwarth Turbines Superior Construction Highest Efficiency HAMILTON, OHIO High Grade Corliss Hngine Builders F. E. BAUSCH, Western Manager 1316-1317 Chemical Bldg. St. Louis Phone, Main 201 Fine Stationery and Emblem Jewelry Let us show you samples and prices of our Correspond¬ ence Paper and (’ailing Cards, showing our skillful engrav¬ ing anil fine papers. We would also like to place in your possession our fine 328 page Catalog of Diamonds. Watches. Jewelry and Silver Novelties. Box Stationery, 50c to $10 A great variety of fine imported and domestic papers, the very latest styles. Initial or Monogram stamped on your paper, Free of Charge. Greek Letter Pins Our factory, (situated right on the premises) produces the very finest of pins. Special designs when desired- special prices to Clubs. Prompt attention given to inquiries. Jaccards Broadway, Cor. Locust HEN you buy printing from a good printer you get two things for your money—a commodity and a service. Every good printer has a certain individu¬ ality of style, and when not bound too closely by specifi¬ cations will make his particular individuality felt in every job he turns out. This is what might properly be termed a service. A printer’s ability to put into his work those little touches which make for attractiveness and good taste in his ability to render a service. In spite of this fact the average buyer is still inclined to place any number of printers upon an equal basis, thus bestowing a premium upon the one who will get the work through at the lowest possible cost. We prefer to render a service—we think it pays. A service well performed is appreciated and yields more business. A commodity at a clo se price only creates a thirst for ‘‘more for less money . There be those in the printing business who are troubled with a slight cough when they speak of us who are in the business for ‘‘Art’s Sake —this latter always being used sar¬ castically. While we confess to a weakness for the ’’art side of it we are thoroughly possessed of the opinion that it is also good business. Some buyers know the advantages of getting a service. More find it out as time passes. Eventually enough will know it to enable us to smile at the gibes of our friends and to con¬ template ourselves with much satisfaction. So might it be. SKINNER KENNEDY STATIONERY COMPANY 112-NORTH BROADWAY-312 WANTED! A Man Who Don’t Get COINS -APPLY TO- Blanchard Or iiu: Capixin of Any Team Saint Louis Union Trust Company NORTHWEST CORNER FOURTH AND LOCUST STREETS CAPITAL AND SURPLUS, $10,000,000.00 Solicits Accounts, on Which Interest Will be Allowed Executes Trusts of Every Description DIRECTORS Joseph D. Bascom William K. Bixby Robert S. Brookings Adolphus Busch Daniel Gatlin John T. Davis Howard Elliott - S. W. Fordyce John Fowler William E. Guy D. M. Houser Henry C. Haarsticlc Broderick Bascoin Rope Co. Ch’m Board American Car F ' dry Co. - Samuel Cnpple.s Wooden ware Co. Prest Anheuser-Busch Br’g Assn. - Capitalist Capitalist President Northern Pacific R. R. Capitalist Trustee The Liggett Estate Capitalist President St. Louis Globe-Democrat Capitalist Robert McK. Jones - - Robert McK. Jones Co. Edward Mallinckrodt Pres t Mallinekrodt Chemical Works Thos. II. McKittriek Prcs’t Hargadine-McKittrlck I). G. Co. L. M. Rumsey L. M. Rumsey Manufacturing Co. John A. Scudder - Capitalist John Seullin.Capitalist E. C. Simmons - Advisory Board Simmons Hardware Co. E. O. Stanard - President E. O. Stanard Milling Co. William Taussig - President St. Louis Bridge Co. Thomas H. West - President St. Louis Union Trust Co. Edwards Whitaker - Whitaker Co. B. F. Yoakum Pres’t St. Louis San Francisco R. R. Co. Perfect Fitting Eye Glasses, Kodaks, Developing and Printing, Artists’ Materials, White China, Stereopticons, Slides, Etc. ERKER BROS. OPTICAL CO. 608 Olive Street ST. LOUIS 904 N. Grand Ave. COTRELL LEONARD, Albany, N. Y. {MAKERS OF CAPS and GOWNS to the American Colleges and Universities Rich Gowns for Pulpit and Bench Correct Hoods for Degrees Makers to W. U. 1907. Class Contracts a Specialty Jobbers of Wrought Iron KUPFERLE BROS. MFC. CO. Sole Agents for Welded Tubes ' for Steam Missouri Brass Foundry CAMERON’S SPECIAL Gas and Water, Steam and Gas Pipe Works 600, 602. 604 N. Second St. (Cor. Washington Ave.land 119 Washington Ave. SAINT LOUIS STEAM PUMP, Leather and Rubber Belting, Most Efficient, Durable ami Economical Packing and Hose Cast and Malleable Iron Fittings Steam Pump in Use. C R A M E R PLATES Unsurpassed In Quality Made for a.11 branches of Photography Ftill descriptive catalogue and Manual on negative making sent to any address on application, provided you mention “The Hatchet.” G. CR.AMER. DR.Y PLATE CO., St. Louis. Mo. Washington THmv er$tt W. S. CHAPLIN, LL. D., . ' . . ' . . ' . . ‘ . Chancellor COMPRISES THE FOLLOWING DEPARTMENTS: I. Department of Arts and Sciences West of Skinker Road Which includes a. The College M. S. SNOW. A. M., LL. D., Dean b. The School of Engineering and Architecture C. M. WOODWARD, Ph. D., LL. D., Dean DEGREES: I. Bachelor of Arts. It. Bachelor of Science in Civil Engineering. III. Bachelor of Science in Mechanical Engineering. IV. Bachelor of Science in Electrical Engineering. V. Bachelor of Science in Chemistry. VI. Bachelor of Science in Architecture. VII. The usual higher degress. Entrance Examinations, Monday and Tuesday, June 17 and 18; Tuesday and Wednesday, Sept. 24 and 25, 1907 II. Henry Shaw School of Botany West of Skinker Road WM. TRELEASE, S. D., LL. D., Professor in Charge III. St. Louis School of Fine Arts Locust and Nineteenth Streets HALSEY C. IVES, LL. D., Director IV. Law School 29th and Locust Streets W. S. CURTIS, LL. B., LL. D., Dean Degree of LL. B. conferred at the completion of the three years’ course. Entrance examination, Wednesday, Sept. 25, 1907. V. Medical Department St. Louis and Missouri Medical College 1806 Locust Street ROBERT LUEDEKING, M. D., Dean Entrance Examinations, Tuesday und Wednesday Sept. 24 and 25, 1907. VI. Dental Department Missouri Dental College Beaumont and Locust Streets JOHN H. KENNERLY, M. D., D. D. S., Dean Entrance Examinations, about Sept. 27 and 28, 1907 VII. Smith Academy Von Versen Ave. and Windermere Way FRANK HAMSHER, A. B., Principal A preparatory School for College, Polytechnic School and Business. Entrance Examinations, Saturday, June 15; Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, September 23, 24, and 25, 1907. VIII. Manual Training School Von Versen Ave. and Windermere Way C. M. WOODWARD, Ph. D., LL. D., Director Washington University W. R VICEROY, Ph. B., Principal Manual Training School This is a school for boys not less than 14 years old. A four years’ course, including English Studies, Draw¬ ing, Carpentry, Pattern-Making, Blacksmithing, Ma¬ chine Work and the management of the Engine. Entrance Examination, Friday morning, June 21; Tuesday, Sept. 24, 1907. IX. Mary Institute Lake and McPherson Aves. EDMUND H. SEARS, A. M., Principal A completely equipped School tor Girls. Entrance Examinations, Saturday, June 1: Tuesday and Wednesday, Sept. 24 and 25, 1907. X. The Correspondence School West of Skinker Road SQUIRE F. BROWNE, A. B. Director. For Catalogues or information address the Deans or Principals. Walter L, Flower Steam Specialty Co. 312-314 S. 8th St., Cupples Block ST. LOUIS Phones : g g Kinloch Central 1059 Sorge-Cochrane System Cochrane Feed-water Heater Cochrane Separator Sorge Drainer Acme Oil Filter Rex Oil Filter Cookson Steam Trap Swartwout Exhaust Head Sargent Steam Meter Vigilant Boiler Feed-water Regulator and other meritorious specialties Pickel Stone Company S. M. LEDERER, President CONTRACTORS FOR Cut Stone and Granite Walls New Washington University Buildings SOLE AGENTS FO% The Celebrated Atlantic White Granite The handsomest and most durable material for steps, door sills, base course and all kinds of building work OFFICE AND IVORKS 1320 Old Manchester Road, St. Louis, Mo. Keuffel Sc EEsser Co. OF NEW YORK. 813 Locust street Saint Louis, Wo. Drawing Materials Surveying Instruments Measuring Tapes K. E. Paragon Key Brand Arrow Brand Drawing Instruments Slide Rules ( Adjustable—Five Eight—Ten—Sixteen and Twenty Inch t THE MOST COMPLETE LINE OF INSTRUMENTS AND MATERIALS FOR THE FIELD AND DRAWING ROOM flfcebtcal Department Washington TUnipersitv Saint Xoius ATTENTION is invited to the complete courses offered by the Medical Department of Washington University in all the depart¬ ments of medicine and surgery, and in the special branches of Medical Science. The clinical and laboratory facilities are unexcelled, and opportunities are the best for a thorough medical education. Communications may be sent to IRobert Xuebefung, flfc. 2)., Dean of the Medical Department, Washington University. 1806 LOCUST ST., SAINT LOUIS, MO. St. Xouls School anb Hbuseum ot jftne Brts ART DEPARTMENT OF WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY HALSEY C. IVES, LL. D„ Director Illustrated Book Free on Application Students Received at Any Time CL Complete instruction in drawing, painting, modeling, decorative design, applied art. CL Antique and life study, artistic anatomy, perspective, composition, timework. CL Practical course for Ceramic students, at the potter’s wheel, in the kiln, and in decoration in relief and color over and under glaze. Complete course in artistic book¬ binding. Grand prize for students’ work and gold medal to Director, awarded by International Jury at Louisiana Purchase Exposition. Illustrated Morning Lectures on Art Topics 11 A. M. to 12 M., Tuesdays, at MEMORIAL HALL