Washington University Saint Louis - Hatchet Yearbook (St Louis, MO)

Text from Pages 1 - 326 of the 1906 volume:

0I|0 ifatrljpt Volume III Published by the Class of 1906 Washington University Samuel Cupples THE PUBLIC-SPIRITED CITIZEN THE PATRON OF LEARNING THE FRIEND OF WASHINGTON UNIVERSIT TO WHOM THE REALIZATION OF THE NEW UNIVERSITY IS SO LARGELY DUE THIS VOLUME IS RESPECTFULLY DEDICATED V I e ' VV . V - - • . r ' - JVWi� y.Wrv ' - Pres i d e n t O B E r t Some rs Brookings S e c o u d Vic e-President H E N R Y W are Eliot Dire c t o r s Henry W ARE E 1 . t 0 T Edwin Harrison Samuel C U P P L E S Rob e r t Some rs Brookings C H A R L E s Nagel George Oliver Carpenter Issac Henry Lionberger Alfred Lee Siiapleigh Adolphus Busch David Rowland Francis William Evans Guy Charles Parsons Gustavus Adolphus Finkelnburg Edward Mallinckrodt John Fitzgerald Lee William Keeney Bixby Secretary George Morey Bartlett T reasurer Winfield Scott Chaplin 5 Marshall Solomon Snow, A. M., Dean of the College. Calvin Milton Woodward, A. B., Ph. Dean of School of Engineering and Architecture. S3SW Winfield Scott Chaplin, A. M., LL. D., Chancellor. The Hatchet 19 0 6 University Calendar 19 0 4 September 20-21 Entrance Examination to the Undergraduate Department September 20 Entrance Examination to the Law School. September 20-21 Entrance Examination to the Medical College Septemder 27-28 Entrance Examination to the Dental College September 26 School of Fine Arts opens. September 22 Undergraduate Department opens. September 22 Law School opens. September 22 Medical College opens. October 3 Dental College opens. November 24 Holiday. Thanksgiving Day. December 23 Vacation to January 2. 1905, inclusive 19 0 5 January 28 January 30 February 22 April 21 May 2 May 14 May 19 May 12 June 13-15 June 12-13 June 15 June 16 September 26-27 September 26 Sept. 20-21-22 September 29-30 September 28 September 28 September 28 September 22 October 3 November 30 December 22 First Term ends. Second Term begins. Holiday. Washington’s Birthday Holiday, Good Friday. Dental College closes. Medical College closes. Commencement. Medical College. University Holiday. Exhibition of Work of School of Fine Arts. Entrance Examination to the Undergraduate Department. Commencement. Law School and Undergraduate Department. Vacation to September 28. Entrance Examination to the Undergraduate Department. Entrance Examination to Law School. Entrance Examination to the Medical College. Entrance Examination to the Dental College School of Fine Arts opens. Undergraduate Department opens. Law School opens. Medical College opens. Dental College opens Holiday. Thanksgiving Day. Vacation to January 1, 1906. inclusive. 19 0 6 February 3 First Term ends. February 5 Second Term begins. 8 The Hatchet 1906 Class of 1905 Undergraduates ADELE AID. College. W. A. G. St. Louis. GEORGE L. ALLEN, JR. Mechanical Engineering Phi Delta Theta- St. Louis. ADOLPH BALTZER. College. Leader Glee Club, ' 04. Secretary of Class ' 04. St. Louis. GEORGE BARNES. College. Manager Student Life, 04. Captain Class Basket-Ball Team ' 03, ' 05. Sigma Alpha Epsilon. St. Louis. 9 The Hatchet 1906 CHARLES HIBBARD BRIGGS. Civil Engineering. Glee Club, ’04. Theta Xi. Marshall, Mo. CHARLES H. L. CASSELL. Mechanical Engineering. Foot-Ball Team 01, 02, ’03, 04. Captain Foot-Ball Team, ’04. Sigma Nu. St. Louis. SARAH SALE CLAYTON. College. Class Vice-President ’04. Eta Epsilon Tau. Kirkwood, Mo. STEPHEN ROY CULBERTSON. Civil Engineering. Secretary-Treasurer Civil Engineering Club, ’05. Pralma. Sigma Nu. St. Louis. ELLA CUNNINGHAM. College. St. Louis. 10 The Hatchet 1906 WILLIAM GEORGE DROSTEN. College. Pralma. Beta Theta Pi. St. Louis. SAMUEL ELY ELIOT. College. Track Team, 03, 04. Glee Club, ' 02, ' 03, ' 04. Student Life, 03, 04. Editor Hatchet, ' 05. Pralma. Phi Delta Theta. St. Louis. Dramatic Club, ' 02, 04. MARY CHARITY GRACE. College. Class Vice-President, ' 05. Secretary Dramatic Club, 05. Hatchet, ' 05. Theta Sigma. St. Louis. AUGUST VINCENT GRAF. College. Captain Class Ten-Pin Team, 04. Kakodyl Club. Sigma Nu. St. Louis. CARL LEON HAWKINS. Civil Engineering. Manager Hand-Ball, ' 03. Commodore Canoe Club, 04. Glee Club, ' 03, 04. Class Treasurer, ' 05. Sigma Alpha Epsilon. St. Louis. 11 MAY HOLMAN. College. Class Vice-President, ’02. W. A. G. Theta Sigma. St. Louis. The Hatchet 1906 WALTER LEO HEMPELMANN. Chemical Engineering. Kakodyl Club. Sigma Alpha Epsilon. St. Louis. WESLEY WINANS HORNER. Civil Engineering. Tennis Manager, 04. Hatchet, 05. Pralma. Sigma Chi. St. Louis. BLANCHE KAHN. College. St. Louis. THEODORE KARGAU. Theta Xi. St. Louis. Electrical Engineering. m The Hatchet 1906 ARNO DOMINIC KRAUSE. College. Foot-ball Team, ' 01, ’02, 04. Captain Foot-ball Team, 02; Base-ball Team, ' 02, ' 03, ' 04. Manager Base-ball Team, 04, 05. Vice-President Athletic Association, ' 03. Glee Club, ' 02. Student Life, 04. Beta Theta Pi. St. Louis. JOHN LA1CHINGER. Mechanical Engineering. Track Team, ' 02, ' 03, 04. Theta Xi. St. Louis. FRANK DENEEL LAMKEY. Mechanical Engineering. Theta Xi. St. Louis. THOMAS PHILIP MOORE. College. Editor Student Life, ' 04, 05. Manager Hand-ball, 03. Track Team, ' 02 ' 03, 04. Captain Class Foot-ball Team, 02, ' 03. Sigma Chi. St. Louis. LOTTA BELLE PICKRELL. College. St. Louis. 13 The Hatchet 1906 NORMAN FRANKLIN REHM. Electrical Engineering. Hatchet, ' 05. Secretary Athletic Association, 04. Manager Student Life, 05. Representative W. U. Club, 04. Student Body Representative, ' 05. Pralma. Sigma Chi. St. Lous. RICHARD MORGAN SAYLOR. College. Base-Ball Team, 02, ' 03, ' 04. Captain Class Base-Ball Team, ' 03. Captain Class Basket-Ball Team, 04. Captain Class Bowling Team, 02, ' 03. Manager Basket-Ball, ' 03. Pralma. Sigma Alpha Epsilon. St. Louis. HERBERT SPENCER SCHROEDER. Chemical Engineering Secretary Class, ' 04. Student Life, ' 05. Captain Class Hand-Ball Team, ' 04. Kakodyl Club. Sigma Chi. St. Louis. MONTGOMERY SCHUYLER. Civil Engineering. Class Secretary, 01. Student Body, ' 01. Glee Club, ' 02, ' 04. Treasurer Glee Club, ' 04. Class President, 04. President Athletic Association, ' 04. Student Life, 04. Hatchet, 05, ' 06. President Debating Club, ' 05. Pralma. Sigma Alpha Epsilon. St. Louis. GERTRUDE SHRYOCK. College. St. Louis. 14 ELMA N1PHER DAWSON. College. Hatchet, 05. Eta Epsilon Tau. St. Louis. The Hatchet 1906 ALEXANDER RIVES SKINKER. College. Captain Class Relay Team, ' 03, ' 04. Student Life, ' 03. Dramatic Club, ' 02. Track Team, ' 03, ' 04. Manager Track Team, ' 02, ' 03, ' 05. Manager Foot-ball Team, ' 03. Pramla. Phi. Delta Theta. St. Louis. HERBERT BOOTH SMITH. Secretary-Treasurer of ' 06, ' 04. Glee Club, 03, 04, ' 05. Director Chapel Choir, ' 04. Hatchet, 06. Pattonville, Mo. HARRY J. STEINBREDER. Chemical Engineering. Manager Hatchet, ' 05. Captain Class Hand-ball Team, ' 04. Class President, ' 02, ' 04. President Student Body, ' 05. Kakodyl Club. Pralma. Beta Theta Pi. St. Louis. Law Department ROBERT EDWARD ADAMS, B. S. Benton Club. Odessa, Mo. FRED ARMSTRONG, JR.. A. B. President Blackstone Debating Club, 04. Nebraska-Washington Debate, 04, ' 05. Hatchet, 06. Sigma Chi. Phi Delta Phi. St. Louis. IS The Hatchet 1906 AMANDUS BRACKMAN. Highridge, Mo. ADOLPH HENRY BREITENBACH. Mascoutah, Ill. ALEXANDER HUTCHINSON BUCHANAN. Ava, Mo. CARROLL STRICKLAND BUCHER Sigma Nu. Benton Club. Muscogee, I. T. ROBERT BURKAM, A. B. Phi Delta Phi. St. Louis. 16 the Hatchet 1906 JOHN ALOYSIUS BURKE, A. B. Benton Club. St. Louis. WENDELL HOLMES CLOUD. Phi Delta Phi. President Blackstone Kiowa, Kan. EDWARD GLION CURTIS, A. B. President Blackstone Debating Club, 05. Phi Delta Theta. Phi Delta Phi. St. Louis. Debating Club ' 03. 17 The Hatchet 1906 CHARLES HIBBARD BRIGGS. Civil Engineering. Glee Club, ’04. Theta Xi. Marshall, Mo. CHARLES H. L. CASSELL. Mechanical Engineering. Foot-Ball Team 01, 02, ’03, 04. Captain Foot-Ball Team, ’04. Sigma Nu. St. Lou is. SARAH SALE CLAYTON. College. Class Vice-President 04. Eta Epsilon Tan. Kirkwood, Mo. STEPHEN ROY CULBERTSON. Civil Engineering. Secretary-Treasurer Civil Engineering Club, 05. Pralma. Sigma Nu. St. Louis. ELLA CUNNINGHAM. College. St. Louis. 10 The Hatchet 1906 BURR SOLON GOODMAN. Base-ball Team, 02. St. Louis. VICTOR HERMAN HEMPHILL, B. S. President Blackstone Debating Club, 04. Phi Delta Phi. St. Louis. NATHAN EARLE JACOBS. St. Louis. OLIVER THULE JOHNSON, A. B. Kappa Sigma. Phi Delta Phi. St. Louis. 19 The Hatchet 1906 FREDERICK ARTHUR MAYHALL. St. Louis. SAMUEL PARKER McCHESNEY. Sigma Chi. Phi Delta Phi. St. Louis. ROBERT CUTLER McKEIGHAN, PH. B. Alpha Delta Phi. Phi Delta Phi. Webster Groves, Mo. THOMAS S. McPHEETERS, JR., A. B. Alternate Nebraska-Washington Debate 04. Phi Delta Phi. St. Louis. CHARLES LOUIS OBERT. St. Louis. 20 The Hatchet 1906 FRANCIS CHARLES O’MALLEY, A. B. St. Louis. WILLIAM ROBERT ORTHWEIN, A. B. Baseball Team, ' 04. Class President, 05. St. Louis. ERWIN OSSING. St. Louis. JOHN MARTIN PHELAN. Pacific, Mo. HENRY POTTER, A. B. Phi Delta Phi. St. Louis. 21 The Hatchet 1906 ARTHUR CHESTER ROBERTS. Foot-ball Team, ' 02. Base-ball Team, ' 03. St. Louis. HENRY ROWE. St. Louis. SAMUEL GLOVER RAY. Phi Delta Phi. St. Louis. THOMAS J. ROWE. St. Louis. CARLETON FERRISS ROWELL, A. B. St. Louis. 22 KMr.VM’J. ' The Hatchet 1906 WOODLIEF THOMAS, A. B. Sigma Nu. Benton Club. St. Louis. THOMAS ELSWORTH TONEY. Benton Club. Virden, Ill. WALTER EUGENE TRICE. Cameron, Mo. DIXON VAN WORMER. Benton Club. St. Louis. KOSSUTH CAYCE WEBER. Phi Delta Theta. Phi Delta Phi. Farmington, Mo. 24 The Hatchet 1906 THOMAS WILLIAM WHITE, A. B. President Blackstone Debating Club, 04. Sigma Chi. Phi Delta Phi. Memphis, Tenn. CHARLES MONTESQUIEU WILD. President Blackstone Debating Club, 04. Sarcoxie, Mo. ALFRED CHIPLEY WILSON. Sigma Chi. St. Louis. PHILIP BENAJAH WHITE, A. B. Phi Delta Phi. Phi Delta Theta. Kirkwood, Mo. JESSE ARTHUR WOLFORT. St. Louis. 25 The Hatchet 1906 ROBERT MAURICE ZEPPENFELD. St. Louis. IRVINE G. MITCHELL. Phi Delta Phi. Kirkwood, Mo. Medical Department ROBERT Du BOSE ALEXANDER, A. B. Class President, ' 03, ' 04. Phi Beta Pi. Kappa Alpha. Oak Ridge, La. JOSEPH CAMPBELL AMBRISTER Norman, Okla. ORVILLE BRADLEY ANDERSON. Captain Class Base-ball Team, ' 04. Base-ball Team, ' 04. Phi Delta. Keytesville, Mo. 26 The Hatchet 1906 JOHN PIERCE BEESON Class Vice President, 04. Treasurer, 05. Noel, Mo. CLARENCE BETTS. Lovington, BERT MARION BREWSTER. Macedonia, Mo. EUGENE JOHN BRIBACH. Nu Sigma Nu. St. Louis. PIERRE MAYERIE BROSSARD. Basket-ball Team, ‘05. Phi Delta. Kirkwood, Mo. 27 The Hatchet 1906 A. JUDSON CHALKLEY, A. M. Member Student Advisory Board, 05. Phi Kappa Sigma. Phi Beta Pi. Big Stone Gap, Va. HARRY XENOPHON CLINE. Sigma Chi. Phi Beta Pi. Marion, Ill. JEROME EPSTEIN COOK. St. Louis. PAUL RIMER DORAN. Celina, Ohio. VERNON SILVESTER F1LDES. West Salem, Ill. 28 The Hatchet 1906 WALTER FISCHEL, A. B. Gill Anatomy Prize, 02. Senior Class President, 05, Chairman Student Advisory Board, ’04, ’05. Tennis Team, 04. Phi Delta Theta. St. Louis. DANIEL CARSON GOODMAN. Phi Beta Pi. St. Louis. ARTHUR MITCHELL GREGG. Class Base-ball Team, 04. Class Treasurer, ' 04. Phi Beta Pi. Kappa Sigma Joplin, Mo HARRY MELVIN GRIFFITH, Mt. Ayr, Iowa. LOUIS K. GUGGENHEIM Honorable Mention Curtman Chemistry Prize. Phi Beta Pi. St. Louis. Ph. B. 29 The Hatchet 1906 JESSE WTLBURT HALE. Belleview, Mo. BUFORD GARVIN HAMILTON. Kappa Sigma. Phi Beta Pi. Fargo, N. D. JAMES BARNARD HASTINGS. Phi Beta Pi. Upper Alton, Ill. GEORGE GILES HAWKINS. Paris, Mo. JOSEPH WILLIAM HAYWARD. Honorable Mention Curtman Chemistry Prize. Vice- President of Class ' 04 Paris, Idaho. 30 The Hatchet 1906 ALBERT HIRSCH. Baseball Team, 04. Girard, Ill. 1 CHARLES H. ALBERT HOOSE. LEO CHRISTIAN HUELSMAN, A. B. Honorable Mention Curtman Chemistry Prize. Phi Beta Pi. St. Louis. MAX WILLIAM JACOBS, B. S. St. Louis. JASPER MILTON JAMES. Class Baseball Team, 04. Class Secretary, ' 03. Thomasboro, Ill. 31 The Hatchet 1906 BERT CHAMBERLAIN KERN. Nu Sigma Nil. Colorado Springs, Colo. CHARLES LEONARD KLENK. St. Louis. OTTO WM. KNEWITZ. New Athens, Ill. CLARENCE CAMERON KRESS. Nu Sigma Nu. St. Louis. GEORGE GARFIELD LANE. Nu Sigma Nu. Rich Hill, Mo. 32 The Hatchet 1906 HARRY F. LINCOLN, Jr., Nu Sigma Nu. St. Louis. LEON CLIFFORD McAMIS, Ph. G. Nu Sigma Nu. St. Louis. CHARLES E. McKNELLY, A. B. Louisville, Ill. 33 The Hatchet 1906 PAUL DUNCAN McMILLAN. Maryville, Mo. WILLIAM WILFORD McMURDO. Class President ' 03. Phi Beta Pi. Marissa, Ill. WILLIAM HENRY MINTON. Rulo, Neb. SHERWOOD MOORE. Nu Sigma Nil. Lynchburg, Va. 34 The Hatchet 1906 THOMAS J. NALLEY. Sigma Chi. Phi Beta Pi. Louisiana, Mo. FRANK HENRY NETTLES, Ph. G. Cape Girardeau, Mo. GEORGE M. PARK. Class President, ' 02. Sigma Chi. St. Louis. 35 The Hatchet 1906 ROBERT ADOLPH SCHLERNITZAUER. Class Representative Hatchet, ' 06. Phi Delta. East St. Louis, Ill. EUGENE TOWNER SENSENEY, A. B. Member Tennis Team, 01, 04. Class Basket-ball Team. Phi Delta Theta. St. Louis. EDWIN L. Phi Beta Pi. St. Louis. SHEAHAN, A. B., A. M. DANIEL FRANCIS SHIELDS. Nn Sigma Nu. St. Louis. STEH PAINE SMITH. Foot-ball Team, 01, ’02, ' 03, 04. Captain ' 03. Track Team, ' 02, ' 03, 04, ' 05. Captain, 05. Class Basket-ball, ' 01. Nu Sigma Nu. Beta Theta Pi. St. Louis. .16 The Hatchet 1906 ROBERT CALDWELL STRODE. Class Base-ball Team, ’03, 04 New London, Mo. EARL THOMAS, Sr. Class President, 04. Denver, Col. HENRY HERBERT THOMPSON, B. S. A. M. Hatchet, ' 05. Manager Foot-ball Team, 04. Graduate Manager Athletics, ' 05. Class Secretary, ' 01, ' 02. President, ' 02, 03. Beta Theta Pi. Phi Beta Pi- Nashville, Ill. EUGENE R. VAN METER. Elkhardt, Ill. CONRAD B. VONNAHAME. Phi Beta Pi. East St. Louis, Ill. 37 The Hatchet 1906 CHARLES WEISERT Class Basket Ball Team, 02, 04. Sigma Nu. Phi Delta. St. Louis. ROBT. MANTON WILSON. Class Basket Ball Team, ' 04. Phi Delta. Columbus, Ark. REINHARD E. WOBUS. St. Louis. CHAUNCEY GOODRICH WRIGHT, B. S. Phi Delta. Oberlin, Ohio. 38 ALEXANDER BAILEY, A. B. Class President, 04, ’05. Assistant Manager W. U. Club, 05. Sigma Nu. Xi Psi Phi. Van Alstyne, Texas. GEORGE WASHINGTON BALDWIN. Centralia, Ill. FREDERICK J. BARTEL. Secretary Class, 04. Belleville, Ill. 39 The Hatchet 1906 WALTER H. BLANCK. President of Class, ' 03. Hatchet 03. Xi. Psi Phi. Lebanon, Ill. WILLIAM A. BLEKE. Delta Sigma Delta. Fort Wayne, Ind. EWING PAUL BRADY. Hatchet 06. Delta Sigma Delta. St. Louis. 40 The Hatchet 1906 CLYDE FARLEY CALDWELL. Belleville, Kan. FLETCHER W. CARTER. Class Secretary, ' 05. Sedalia, Mo. LOUIS STEPHEN CHAUDET. Prairie du Rocher, Ill. HARRY E. DOWELL. Delta Sigma Delta. Tuckerman, Ark. ADOLPH FRANCIS DUEBER. St. Louis. 42 The Hatchet 1906 FREDERICK W. HORSTMANN. Secretary Class ’03. Xi Psi Phi. St. Louis. WALTER LEE HUDSON. Delta Sigma Delta. Newark, Mo. GLOVER JOHNS. Assistant Manager Football Team, 04. Sigma Nu. Xi Psi Phi. San Antonio, Tex. CHARLES W. KENNERLY. St. Louis. JOSEPH F. KIMBALL. Sigma Alpha Epsilon. Delta Sigma Delta. Neodesha, Kan. The Hatchet 1906 WILLIAM V. KING. Dadeville, Mo. CHARLESS EVERETT KNEPP. Vice-President Class, 04. Lee ' s Summit, Mo. EMIL D. LAMBRECHTS St. Louis WILLIAM H. LENCE. Sigma Chi. Jonesboro, Ill. CHARLES WALDO LENTZ. New Martinsville, W. Va. 45 The Hatchet 1906 JOHN MILROY LONERGAN. Louisana, Mo. WERNER L. LEHMBERG. Delta Sigma Delta. Holstein, Mo. LEO H. LOTTES. Altenburg, Mo. CORNELIUS B. MUELLER. Collinsville, Ill. FLORIAN ADOLPH NEUHOFF. Xi Psi Phi. Belleville, Ill. 46 The Hatchet 1906 HARVEY B. OWSLEY. Base-ball Team, ' 03. Beta Theta Pi. Xi Psi Phi. Pemberville, Ohio. ALFRED GEORGE SCHIECK. Delta Sigma Delta. St. Louis. LESLIE E. SCOTT. Booneville, Mo. RUDOLPH CHARLES SEIBERT. Vice President Class, ' 03. Band, ' 03, 04. Mascoutah, Ill. EDWARD ERLE SHARP. Xi Psi Phi. Marshall, Mo. Delta Sigma Delta. 47 The Hatchet 1906 ROMIE BRENT SHIELDS. Fayette, Mo. CHARLES FREDERICK SIEVERT. St. Louis. OTTO EADES SPILLER, M. D. Malden, Mo. 48 ■■ bfefl The Hatchet 1906 THOMAS J. SUGG. St. Louis. EDGAR BRADLEY TRAIL. Class Historian, ' 05. New Haven, Mo. THOMAS T. UMBARGER. Vice-President Class, 05. Hatchet ' 05. Xi Psi Phi. Marshall, Mo. ROY TEMPLE VILLARS. Xi Psi Phi. Gas City, Ind. ROBERT WALLIS. Lebanon, Ill. 49 The Hatchet 1906 GEORGE F. WATSON. Delta Sigma Delta. New London, Mo. HARRY BRADY WEBER. Farmington, Mo. AUGUST WESTERFELD. Delta Sigma Delta. St. Charles, Mo. ROLLA G. WILLIAMS. Jonesboro, Ill. J. SCOTT WOLFF. St. Louis. 50 JAMES T BIGGS. Bowling Green, Mo. ■ OF Government and Instruction WINFIELD SCOTT CHAPLIN, A.M., LL.D., Chancellor. Undergraduate Department CALVIN MILTON WOODWARD, A.B., Ph.D., Thayer Professor of Mathematics and Applied Mechanics, and Dean of the Engineering School. GEORGE EDWARD JACKSON, A.M., Professor of Latin, Emeritus. MARSHALL SOLOMON SNOW, A.M.. Professor of History, and Dean of the College. FRANCIS EUGENE NIPHER, A.M., Wayman Crow Professor of Physics. WILLIAM TRELEASE, S.D.„ LL.D., Engelniann Professor of Botany. 52 The Hatchet 1906 OTTO HELLER, Ph.D., Professor of the German Language and Literature. EDWARD HARRISON REISER, Ph.D., Eliot Professor of Chemistry. JOHN LANE VAN ORNUM, C.E., William Palm Professor of Civil Engineering. FREDERIC ALDIN HALL, A.M., Litt.D., Collier Professor of Greek. FREDERICK WILLIAM SHIPLEY, A.B., Ph.D. Professor of Latin. ALEXANDER CHESSIN, A.M., C.E., Ph.D., Professor of Mathematics ARTHUR ONCKEN LOVEJOY, A.M., Professor of Philosophy. ROBERT HEYWOOD FERNALD, M.E., A.M., Ph.D., Professor of Mechanical Engineering. FREDERICK MAYNARD MANN, C.E., M.S., Professor of Architecture. EDGAR JAMES SWIFT, Ph.D., Professor of Pedagogy and Psychology. GUSTAV HAMBACH, M.D., Adjunct Professor of Geology. GASTON DOUAY, A.M., Professor of the French Language and Literature. ALEXANDER SUSS LANGSDORF, B.S., M.M.E., Professor of Electrical Engineering. JAMES FRANCIS ABBOTT, A.M., Assistant Professor of Zoology. S3 The Hatchet 1906 HENRY CAPLES PENN, A.M., Professor of English. AMBROSE PARE WINSTON, Ph.D., Assistant Professor of Economics. HOLMES SMITH, Assistant Professor of Drawing. SAMUEL MONDS COULTER, A.M., Ph.D,, Assistant Professor of Botany. SHERMAN LEAVITT, MS., Instructor in Chemistry. PHILIP ROSS GOODWIN, B.C.E., Instructor in Civil Engineering. FRED HALE VOSE, B.M.E., Instructor in Mechanical Engineering. LINDLEY PYLE, A.M., Instructor in Physics. OSCAR FRANKLIN STEIDEMANN. B.S., Instructor in Chemistry. ALFRED EWINGTON, A M.. Instructor in French. WALTER ROBINSON SMITH, Ph.M., Instructor in American History. ROBERT STINSON STARBIRD, A.B., Instructor in English. GEORGE OSCAR JAMES, PhD., Instructor in Mathematics. PAUL REIFF, Ph.D., Instructor in German. S4 The Hatchet 1906 JAMES ARTHUR HARRIS, Ph.D., Instructor in Botany. ANDREW CREAMOR LIFE, A.M., Instructor in Botany. HENRY KERR McGOODWIN, B.S., Instructor in Architecture. LA RUE VAN HOOK, Ph.D., Instructor in Greek and Latin. CHARLES PARSONS PETTUS, Librarian. FRANK HENRY EWERHARDT, Director of Physical Training. ARTHUR CAMPBELL KIMBALL, A.B., M.D., Medical Advisor to the Director of Physical Training. LOUIS CLEMENS SPIERING, Instructor in Architecture. 55 The Hatchet 1906 M i Week 1904 February 22 February 29 March 4 March 14 March 21 March 28 April 4 April 11 April 18 April 25 May 2 May 9 May 16 May 23 September 26 October 3 October 10 October 17 October 24 October 31 November 7 November 14 November 21 November 28 December 5 December 12 listers Who Have Conducted Chapel Exercises 1904-5 Rev. Howard T. Cree Rev. C. L. Chalfant, D. D. Rev. William W. Newell Rabbi Samuel Sale Central Christian Church Grace Presbyterian Church Compton Hill Congregational Church Shaare Emeth Synagogue Rev. George W. King, Assistant Pastor Rev. Frank G. Tyrrell Rev. Jesse K. Brennan Rev. John T. Faris Rev. Harris H. Gregg First Presbyterian Church Christian Church. St. Mark ' s Memorial Episcopal Church Markham Memorial Presbyterian Church Washington and Compton Avenue Presbyterian Church Rev. Charles N. Hunt Baptist Church Rev. James H. Garrison, LL. D. Christian Church Rev. Patrick F. O’Reilly Roman Catholic New Cathedral Chapel Rt. Rev. Daniel S. Tuttle, S. T. D. Bishop of Protestant Episcopal Church in Eastern Missouri Rev. Frank W. Luce Maple Avenue Methodist Episcopal Church Rev. Mosheim Rhodes, D. D. Rev. John W. Day Rev. George W. King, Assistant Rev. N. Luccock, D. D. Rev. Baxter P. Fullerton Rev. William W. Newell Rev. Crozier G. Adams, B. D. Rev. Willard W. Boyd, D. D. Rev. Carroll M. Davis Rev. Liverus H. Dorchester Rev. Michael Burnham, D. D. Rev. John F. Cannon, D. D. Rev. James R. Winchester, D. SI. Mark ' s English Evangelical Lutheran Church Unitarian Church of the Messiah Pastor First Presbyterian Church Union Methodist Episcopal Church Lucas Avenue Cumberland Presbyterian Church Compton Hill Congregational Church St. John ' s Episcopal Church Second Baptist Church Christ Church Cathedral Lindell Avenue Methodist Epsicopal Church Pilgrim Congregational Church Grand Avenue Presbyterian Church Episcopal Church of the Ascension 56 The Hatchet 1906 1905 January 3 Rt. Rev. Daniel S. Tuttle, S. T. D. Bishop of the Episcopal Church in Eastern Missouri January 9 Rev. Samuel E. Ewing Euclid Avenue Baptist Church January 16 Rev. James H. Garrison, LL. D. i Rev. Rev. James M. Philputt Frank G. Tyrrell Christian Church January 30 Rev. William D. Bradfield, D. D. Cook Avenue Methodist Church February 6 Rabbi Samuel Sale Shaare Emeth Synagogue February 13 Rev. Edmund Duckworth St. James’ Episcopal Church February 20 Rev. Robert A. Holland, S. T D. St. George ' s Episcopal Church February 27 Rev. Francis W. Russell, D. D. West Presbyterian Church March 6 Rev. James M. Philputt, D. D. Union Avenue Christian Church • ; . . ' Tii Senior Class Officers Harry J. Steinbreder President Mary Charity Grace Vice-President Herbert S. Shroeder Secretary Carl Hawkins Treasurer 58 The Hatchet 1906 Senior Class History N THE year books of 03 and 05 can be found all desired infor¬ mation concerning the class of 05. There are written accounts I of mighty deeds of arms, stern stands and bitter runs for glory.” There, too, are recorded the many novel enterprises undertaken and the success that crowned all efforts for Thomas le Red filled the office of burgess nobly. But yet, lest the casual reader suspect unwarranted self adulation, proofs of the universal respect in which we of 05 are held are furnished in this the year book of ’06. The two testimonials printed here are two chosen at random. The Hon. Chauncey Depew, United States Senator from New York, said during a toast at the famous Seely dinner: And now, the class of 1905. Illustrious, noble, courageous class of ' 05! To whom all bow, acknowledging greatness; to whom all look expecting inspiration; to whom all turn seeking enlightenment, Born in the mist of memories, nursed in the dawn of hope and full grown in the bright aureola of realization! Class of ’05, Hail! It might be remarked that this toast was most enthusiastically received, and was followed by Little Egypt. These words should be sufficient in themselves to establish the position of the class of ’05, but for those who are prone to regard the Hon. Depew as merely a rosy viewed orator, the following is taken from the Enclyclopedia Brittanica (page 10.864). -‘‘a remarkable class, an original class, a successful class. Remarkable, for everything the class of ’05 started was successful.” And so the list might be extended indefinitely were it our purpose to prove our greatness rather than merely hint at it. Still, if there be any who doubt, we cheerfully refer them to Pete the perfect, Jake the Hygienic or Adolph the Cleanly. 59 Class Officers President-WILLIAM J. BROWN Vice President-CAROLINE STEINBREDER Secretary and Treasurer — HERBERT B. SMITH COLORS Old Gold and Bank Note Green HONORARY The Rogers Brothers Class Edwin Ballman Louis N. Beals, Jr. Wm. Jas. Brown Archibald R. Butler Craig R. Butler Sadie Austin Connor Myra Day Ruth Bissell Dickinson Louise Ellison Morris Cable Emanuel Allan Preston Gamble Win. Robert Gilbert John Fred Gilster May Hamilton Walter Alexander Heimbuecher Win. Frederick Henselmeier Katherine C. Hequembourg Joanna Hoolan MEMBERS Weber Fields Roll Marie Kauffmann Olive Alice Kerley Mabel Curtis Knol l Harvey Densmore Lamb Halford E. Luccock Oliver P. Luetscher Edward F. Paddock Rose Marie Pechman Sylverius Sammelman Wm. Henry Schewe Caroline Steinbreder Hirrel Stevens Anna E. Tensfeld Clara Louise Thompson Charles K. Traber Lister H. Tuholske Oscar J. Winterman Elinor Carr Zimmerman bO The Hatchet 1906 u n i o r C 1 a s s H i s t o r y ♦ T WAS a windy day in Paradise. St. Peter folded his wings _Jf f around him closely and looked enviously at the big army overcoat in which the Chancellor ' s spirit was snugly encased. f He rattled his keys pensively and. catching St. Winfield’s attention, called him over to the portals. “Fine day for flying, isn’t it, he said, as Santos Dumont narrowly missed the top of the harp factory. “Do you know, he continued seriously, as the Chancellor came closer and the wind died down, “I have decided not to let another of your Washington crowd in here. Not another one! Something’s the matter; you didn’t raise them right. This place is too good for them. Why, only yesterday one of that last bunch you sent us, I think his name was Moore, went to the Queen of Sheba ' s reception with a sweater on and used his harp as a bean shooter. And last night Schuyler painted a lot of numbers on the Carnegie library. Why, Andrew made things so hot that newcomers thought they had gotten into the wrong place. It ' s got to stop. He had no more than finished speaking when a troop of hovering spirits could be descerned far away in the ether, making their way rapidly to the gate. “This is the next class,” said St. Winfield, as he recognized Ballman’s slim form, made slimmer still by angel ' s full dress. I must go, he sighed, not having the heart to see his pets turned down. Gilster helped the girl angels down from the air ship and was about to swing the gate open when St. Peter laid a heavy hand on his shoulder. Not so fast, young man, he said. “Who are you? “You don ' t know me?” said the disconsolate Judge, why, everybody in Chester knows me. Well, this is not Chester. I ' ll have to look you all up in the book before you get a pass. Where do you come from? “Washington University, spoke up little Willie Brown, in a frightened tone. “Down stairs to the left,” said the gateman conclusively as he sent his secretary, who was no other than little Miss Dillon, away for the records. “I ' ll begin with you, he said when he opened the book, pointing to a figure making caricatures on the door post. “What’s your name? “Hoolan, responded the angel in a hurt voice. Hoolan, you say? Well, begorry. 61 The Hatchet 1906 it’s a good thing St. Patrick isn ' t on duty, or you’d all of yez get in. He looked carefully in the book. “You won’t pass; played pool one day for a silver hat pin. Gambling! Next.” “Gamble,” cried a cherub, edging his way to the front. Well, well. laughed St. Peter, how did you get here? You cut three dances at the Junior Prom and used to smoke Sweet Caporals. You will find a n elevator running down, I think.” “That big fellow looks good,” St. Peter sighed, as he cast a discrimi¬ nating eye over the shaking crowd. Vat iss de name, please? Heimbuecher.” St. Peter again looked in the recording angel’s book and shed copious tears. Such an innocent face, too. Oh, why did you swipe that bamboo settee from the Chicago Wrecking Company? It’s no use. but I’ll try one more. Surely this sweet looking girl can get in. Isn ' t your name Hamilton?” he said. The angel smiled. This time the Saint’s ire was stirred. Never did a bad thing in all your life,” he said, but why on earth were you on the ’Hatchet’? That crowd is the most graceless set of villians that ever lied. You ' ve lost your happy home on account of them. And if Luccock or Wintermann or any of that irreverent crowd has had gall enough to come up here they’d better go straight back to—” Help! Help!” gasped little Eddie Paddock, as he sank into—well— somebody ' s arms. You can call around again in about an age or two, ' said St. Peter, as he shut the door and walked off to dinner. The forlorn wanderers did their best to comfort each other, but it was a pretty cold day, all told. “Now, if I ' d only have gone up first,” said Billy Gilbert, “I ' d have gotten you all in. If he knew that some of us came from the South Side, we d have gotten seats in the parquet. So they decided to wait, when they noticed Dr. Keiser approaching, tearing his hair and talking wildly to himself. “If I only had thirty more votes,” he kept saying. “We’ve got the votes, Doctor,” yelled the class, eagerly peering through the pickets. The genial Doctor threw up his arms in ecstacy. “I ' m running against Plato for the presidency of the Mt. Zion Scientific Club, you see, and if you only come I ' ll win yet. He slipped the master key into the lock and the pearly gates swung wide. The lost angels hurried through joyously, followed the Doctor quickly up alleys and across lots, and arrived just in time to save the day. 62 m ■ Class Officers Prcsidenl-PRESTON ALLEN RICHARDSON Vice President — VIDA GRUNER Sec r e t a r y — H E R B E R T M. PATTON Treasurer — THEODORE BRIELL Athletic Manager — EUGENE BISCHOFF Class Roll Erie J. Birkner Ernest Robert Breaker Walter Edwin Bryan Melville Alexander Burke Mortimer Perry Burroughs Maury Clifton Cave Henry H. Clayton Leonard Cork ins Cornelia Catlin Coulter Edna Deahl Fred Lewis English Gomer Louis Evans Edward W. Gallenkamp, Jr. Katherine P. Garetson Alvan J. Goodbar Vida Gruner Celia Ellen Harris Walter F. Hendrich William Clemence Hueckel Frieda Kayser Walter G. Krause Robert W. Lamar Alfred Lewald William Edmund Liggett Arthur Ralph MacKinlay George Mezger Louis Byrne O’Reilly Helen Patterson Herbert M. Patton Herbert Emery Poor James Harvey Renwick Preston Allen Richardson Frederic Morrison Robinson Daniel Adolph Ruebel George Herbert Souther Graham Cook Stevens James Allen Stevens Walter Ernest Weidmann Carl D. Whitmire Rector Linde Williams Alfred Chipley Wilson. Arthur Edwin Wright 63 The Hatchet 1906 Sophomore Class History SENIOR sat before the blazing fire of his frat house recep- -4 I tion room. He leaned back into the depths of the leather I I cushions and, through the hazy smoke of his pipe, looked out of the nearby window across the green campus. For some moments he sat motionless and absorbed. He was thinking, not of the present, but of the past; and out of the haze there unfolded a panorama of the sights and sounds of days gone by. He was looking at a strange scene, one he vaguely remembered but could not place at first. Ah! yes, now he had it—it was the old building on twenty-seventh where, as a Freshman, he had first become a student of Washington. The picture gradually took shape and stood out with greater and greater definiteness. It looked strangely small, gloomy and insignificant; though he remembered how grand it appeared to him on the day he mounted the west flight of stone steps to register in the class of nineteen hundred and seven. Once more, in spirit, he walked down the main hall on his way to the “math room to attend the the first meeting of his class. Again, he helped elect the class’ first president. The scene shifted. He found himself rolling on the floor of the assembly room, a huge soph sitting on his stomach. He called for help; a sturdy freshman responded and as he and his fellow classman sub¬ dued their adversary, he felt once more the thrill of class spirit that rushed over him on that day three long years before. And so the panorama went on. One by one the scenes of his fresh¬ man and sophomore years passed in endless retrospection before his eyes. Once more he helped ride the mid-year freshmen on brooms; again he threw bottles of ink at the 06 on the wall of the Dental build¬ ing; and again he saw that Famous elephant gracefully balanced on the eaves of the building opposite. And now the visions become more distinct; for he was out at the new buildings. He sat again in chapel on that first morning when with a few simple but fitting words the University formally took possession M The Hatchet 1906 of its new quarters; again he struggled under superhuman loads of fuel for the first night bonfire. Now he seemed to be in the quadrangle. It was night, but a full moon flooded the enclosure with a pale glow. He was over in one corner of the great stone inclosure, surrounded by some fifty classmates — so phomores now. They were being formed in line by several men whom he recognized as seniors. He found himself in the second row of a heavy column of five men to the rank. A senior mounted the low stone wall to the left of the library corridor and made a short but stirring speech. It seemed that the first organized class rush was to take place; the freshmen were being organized by the juniors, and would appear shortly; the point of vantage was the tall flagpole in the center of the quadrangle. Hardly had he finished speak¬ ing when a sophomore came hurrying across the inclosure. They ' re coming, he gasped as he ran up, the freshies—pretty near a hundred of ’em — they ' re marching up University Way from Skinker Road. They were about a hundred yards from University Hall when I left the archway.” Get together, nineteen seven,” called a big senior with a W on his sweater, come on, we ' ll meet ' em at the top of the steps. And with locked arms and steady tramp the column swung off across the soft turf towards the archway. Away down on the low approach they could see them, a long snake¬ like body moving slowly and steadily up the right hand road. Up, up. they tramped until at the middle landing the waiting sophomores could easily distinguish the separate forms of the front ranks, and the juniors officering the attacking squadron. At last they reached the top flight. Steady, naught seven, whispered the senior. “All ready now, stick together, rush ' em! The front rank of the freshmen had barely gained footing on the top steps when they were met by the oncoming sophomores. A moment they withstood the shock; then they wavered and in another moment were stumbling in disorganized masses down the long stairs. The sophomores ' class cheer split the night air with long practiced reverberations. Gradually their cheers died away; then they began again in different tone and effect: Rah! rah! rah!” “Oh! Dick, D—i—c—k! Come to dinner. 65 The Hatchet 1906 The senior sat up with a jerk. Outside it had grown dark. His pipe lay on his lap and its ashes was spilled over the chair. With a grin he rose to his feet and stretched his hands high above his head. “Talk about pipe dreams.” he said, half aloud. 66 BB BUI Class Will H, Adkins O lga Rose Albers Raymond S. Alexander Samuel Allen Josephine F. Augert Howard Bartlett Eugene Daniel Bischoff Leon Roy Bowen Ora Verne Bowles Theodore Eugene Briell Abraham Brill Louis Joshua Brooks, Jr. Howard Bryan Roll Conrad Budke, Jr. Louis Budke Warren A. Burnet James Guthrie Caldwell Grace Carnahan Roy Oretes Chaffee Edw. C. Chamberlain, Jr. Vine Colby Frank Greason Delano Michael William Downes Bernard Anthon Duffner Frank Munroe Eliot. August George Evers 67 The Hatchet 1906 Benedict Farrar Brownlee Fisher Frederick William Frerichs, Jr. Melvin Charles Fritschle Hugh Mitchell Fullerton Adele Garrels Esther Mary Gauss Henry F. Gauss Harry Robert Gilbert Hoxsey Gilliam Moses M. Glauber Clifford S. Goldsmith Pierre C. Grace Frederick Wilson Grice Elinor Alice Hall Charles L. Haydock Delos Garriett Haynes Chester Arthur Heinzelmann Gertrude Heck George Loenig Hickenlooper George Edward Hoffman Richard Hospes Charles Leigh Hunt Grace Huse Sidney Johnson Flora M. Kratzer Kurt Alfred Krause Oliver Marcellus Edward Kupferle Paul Laichinger George Omar Larigenberg Palm Laucnborg Robert A. Ledbetter George Bryan Logan Nellie McCaughan George E. McClure Harry F. McFarland Thomas Volker Macklin John B. Mare Olda Mathey Edward Gottlieb Meyer Leo C. Miller Alexander Jussen Miltenberger Sam Morrell, Jr. Earl B. Morgan Harold Barnes Newcomb Margaret O’Connor Lawrence Winall O’Neil John Philip Polster Edward G. Quesnel Lillian Irene Randall Milton B. Rosenheim Helen Baker Rudolph William Henry Schlueter Walter Philipp Schuck Alfons Gustave Schuricht Isador Siegfried Irvin Augustus Sims Ethel Genevieve Sprague Spenser Martin Thomas Charles Earl Title Manfred K. W. Toeppen Frank Johnson Trelease James Trembath Simeon Ray Tyler Frederick VanBlarcom Columbus VanHorne Charles M. Viley Edna H. Wahlert Robert G. Walls Alfred Jacob Wertheimer Robert Rinier White Edgar P. Witherow John M. Witt 63 The Hatchet 1906 Freshman Class History N ITS infancy the class of nineteen eight has very little history A I to reflect upon, but looks forward rather to future years for the I accomplishment of such great deeds as will ennoble our dear institution and promote general interest in this, our Alma Mater, Washington University. Our class is the largest that has yet entered Washiugton University, numbering eighty-eight students. The Freshman dance on the fourteenth of December was greatly enjoyed and declared a grand success by all who attended. Beyond an occasional rub with the Sophs, nothing worth mention¬ ing happened until that famous Friday before Christmas, Numeral Day. How vividly it all comes back to us now! How our tongues itch to elaborate on that scene! But suffice it to say that the Freshmen out¬ witted the Sophs by strategy and gained a complete victory over them. The Grand Mogul himself was a little harder to deal with. Ah! Many were the vows of vengeance sworn against those lost souls, the Dents. Never shall we forget that shower of plaster-parisian- hailstone and white-wash bath. Woe to him who was guilty of such carelessness and comes within our grasp. 69 The Hatchet 1906 Special and Unclassified Students am not in the Roll of Common Men. Terry West Allen Harry Barbee Margaret D. Barlow Florence S. Bixler Katherine Burlingame Rolla Cipley Bulkeley Roy Alexander Campbell Murray Carleton, Jr. Marion Morrill Clute Herbert W. Daudt Rose Dorrance Howard Gray Fields William Robert Gardiner Mrs. Frances D. Gartside Cora Kate Glaser Alice Eastman Goodrich William Hanssler Anna Leigh Harris Grace Heron Mrs. Lena B. Higdon Arthur Christian Hilmer lone H. Hudson Fannie Hurst Gussie Agnes Isaacs Aaron G. Johnson Mrs. Ernst Jonas Lawrence Chappell Kingsland Hanna Kippenberg Waldemar Kloss Koh Kumashiro Ida Langenberg John P. Lautenbach Rachel Remer J-awton George Arnold Randolph Luther Kennett Reinhard Hilda Reymershoffer Adele Rosenberg Grace Russack John Edward Schiuale Adele Seasongood Elizabeth Daggett Shepardson Nora Lindsley Sprigg Gustave Alexander Stamm Celia Stuever Kujoshi Tokaliashi Ivy Mary Underwood Leah Rachel Yoffie 70 The Hatchet 19 0 6 Candidates for Advanced Degrees For the Degree of Doctor of Philosophy CAROLINE THOMAS RUMBOLD B.L., Smith College 1901. A.M., Washington University 1903. GEORGE GRANT HEDGCOCK B.L., University of Nebraska, 1899. A.M., University of Nebraska, 1901. For the Degree of Master of Arts ANITA FRANCES BATTLE A.B., Washington University 1902. ALEXANDER CARL HORWITZ A.B., Washington University 1900. WILLIAM REES VICEROY Ph. B., Washington University 1883. ALBERT M. BROWN Ph. B., Ohio State University 1900. JOHN JAMES LEWIS A.B., Washington University 1899. E. L. ROBINSON A. B., Yale University 1896. WILLIAM EWING SHEHAN A.B., Washington University 1902. FRANCES ALLEN B. L., Smith College 1904. 71 The Hatchet 1906 DEAN H. ROSE A.B., Kansas University 1904. SALLIE WATSON A.B., Missouri State University 1904. LAURA LUCILLE EAMES A. B., Michigan University 1902. For the Degree of Master of Science WINNIFRED M. ASHBY B. S., University of Chicago 1903. HANS SCHANTL B.S., Washington University 1902. 72 tauvv NV«w% the Hatchet 1906 School of Archi Roll of Studen Edward Eugene Christopher Robert C. Duncan George Alex Kraetsch John R. Lautenbach. Robert Rodes McGoodwin Night Architecture S Edward William Beeson William Oscar Mullgardt Clarence Braddock Opperman Norman Bailey John Joseph Burns Frank Garrison Dillard Raymond Ewald Ernest Theodore Friton t e c t u r e t s John Jacob Roth Arthur Otto Steidemann Herbert Guy Study Clarence C. Wheeler t u d e n t s Henry Pierre Hiss Francis Thomas Imbes Fred J. Kolb Eugene Lewis Pleitsch Chester Boyce Price Frank J. Saum Frank Robert Schaefer 73 The Hatchet 1906 St. Louis Law Schoo Faculty WINFIELD SCOTT CHAPLIN, LL.D., Chancellor of Washington University. WILLIAM SAMUEL CURTIS, LLB, Dean of Law Faculty •AMOS MADDEN THAYER, LL.D. (U. S. Circuit Judge), Professor, Real Property Law and Equity. FRANKLIN FERRIS, LL.B., (St. Louis Circuit Judge), Professor, Law of Contracts and Commercial Law. WILLIAM WINCHESTER KEYSOR, LL.B., Professor of Law. GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS FINKELNBURG, Lecturer International Law. CHARLES NAGEL, LL.B., Lectui-er, Constitutional Law. CHARLES PHILIP JOHNSON, A. M„ Lecturer, Criminal Law. FREDERICK NEWTON JUDSON, LL.D. Lecturer, Taxation. ISAAC HENRY LIONBERGER, A.M., Lecturer, Law of Corporations. LEE SALE, LL.B., Lecturer, Partnership. CAMPBELL ORRICK BISHOP, Lecturer, Criminal Law. EDWARD SCOTT ROBERT, LL.B., Lecturer, Evidence. HENRY THOMPSON KENT, LL.B., Lecturer, Jurisdiction of Federal Courts. DANIEL NOYES KIRBY, LL.B.. - Lecturer, Agency. ' Deceased. 75 The Hatchet 1906 Senior Class H istory HE CLASS of ’05 began its experience with wailing — a wailing -d louder than is usual in such cases. Bob lamenting the fact ■ I that naturally superior intellect and a degree from Odessa College did not admit to advanced standing. As a matter of course, nourishment was administered to allay the pangs of the class — bottle naturally, and it went to the head so strong that Tom Me has been weak there ever since. Howsomever, those first days were lived through and the class waxed in statute and other things till Mandy managed the Arkansas Traveller. From then on the progress from boyhood to dignity of youth was rapid, and today the class bears but few and honorable scars from that momentous period, and is minus but a toe nail or two. So be it. The second stage of its existence has been all the better for that. The class was too big and too good to last as it was. Along some time since, the class got politics into its blood. Alas, Carroll, you can’t sometimes always tell. Anyway, part of the slate went through and Senator Bob missed out. Poor Senator — he thought he ' d show up well in the chair. Such is the way of the world. Even Farmer can ' t always lead the foot of the class. The Hatchet 1906 Middle Class Edwin Hugo Beer St. Louis Joseph Raphael Bowling, B. E. Tulane University St. Louis Janies Edward Carroll St. Louis Robert Vaughan Montague Cordell St. Louis Luther Winston Crenshaw St. Louis George Crockett Dalton Lenox, Missouri Homer Davenport Bidewell, Missouri William Robert Gilbert St. Louis John Fred Gilster Chester, Illinois Alvan Joy Goodbar St. Louis Oscar Louis Herbert, A. B. Christian Brothers College St. Louis Clarence McMillan, A, B. Williams College New York City Lilber Estel Richardson, A. B, Central College St. Louis Thomas Raymond Sims St. Louis Joseph Argyle Taylor St. Louis Ben Artie Wood, A. B. Missouri State University Holden, Missouri 78 35 - MimnoiP Class Roll St. Louis University Washington Universi ty Clinton James Ancker Ruby Waldo Benecke John Henry Bracken, A. B, Erwin Henry Busick John Wolfinger Calhoun Burkett Sale Clayton, B. S. John William Cook Otto Fred Dierfeld Daniel Dillon, Jr., A. B. St. Louis University Eugene Wartman English Harry Scheuer Haas Edgar Philip Hellmuth, A. B. Lester Irving Heyman Roland Mathis Homer, A. B. William McNair Ilgenfritz Vincent Kerens Jacob Marx Lashly Frederick William Lehmann, Jr., A. B. Harvard Samuel Miller Breckinridge Long, A. B. Princeton Julien Gayle Miller Washington University Amherst College Evansville, Indiana Brunswick, Missouri St. Louis Belleville, Illinois St. Louis Kirkwood, Missouri Dexter, Missouri Appleton City, Missouri St. Lou is Macon, Missouri St. Louis St. Louis St. Louis St. Louis Sedalia, Missouri St. Louis St. Louis St. Louis St. Louis Jackson, Missouri William George Morgan, A. B. Lafayette College Wilkesbarre, Pennsylvania Fred Ernest Mueller, Eugene Jaccard Nichols Edward William O’Brien Livingston Eugen Osborne Monroe Nyce Overall Marie Emily Overstolz Harriet Reis Charles Marcus Rice. A. B. Ben Sebastian Sawyer Chesterfield Station, Missouri Manchester, Missouri St. Louis Evansville. Indiana Cameron, Missouri St. Louis Oswego, Illinois Washington, University St. Louis El Paso, Texas The Hatchet 1906 William Horace Schaumberg William Paul Sebastian Roderick McKenzie Sherwood Sidney William Soloman Grover Cleveland Thompson Alva Cooper Trueblood, A. B. Samuel Percy Vickory Walter Lee Vieregg Joseph Jacob Wertheimer, A. B. Leland Alexander Wind, A. B. St. Louis Edwardsville, Illinois St. Louis St. Louis Clarksville, Arkansas Washington University St. Louis St. Louis Kansas City, Missouri Harvard St. Louis Princeton St. Louis 80 —■ The Hatchet 1906 Junior Class History Dear Dollie:— Oh, how I wish you could be here in St. Louis, if only for a few days. So much has happened since last I wrote you that I fear I shall never be able to tell you all, and I have such news! There is a boy in our class — my, what a flutter there was when he came in the third day of the term and walked right up to the front and sat down in front of Miss Keysor ' s desk. Such courage; such self restraint; he won all our hearts the first whack out of the box, and when Mrs. Curtis called on him that morning he answered her as well as a woman. The next day all the girls wore their dimities and even old Miss Bishop put on her glad rags. I happened to drop my handkerchief in the hall one day, (there is an epidemic of dropsy here now), just as he was passing, and glory! halleluiah! he stepped right on it. Bliss! Slap! Bang! Fudge! Smack! I shall always treasure it among my heart tokens. One day we were all working in the library when he came in—and such a noise—you see we all study with our feet on the table, and when he came in all our tootsies striking the floor at one time produced a noise like unto the rolling of thunder. Two of the girls, Julia Miller and Eugenia Nichols, (hateful cats) met him at a party and now they refuse to introduce any of us to him, but some day I am going to ask him to sharpen my pencil and then I ’ll show them what a Belleville girl can do. The day before Christmas we fixed up the entire hall in his honor and I just wish you could have seen his seat. It was all decorated in Christmas green—you never saw anything so gloriously beautiful as the chair when he sat in it. Then we placed a great placard in front of the rostrum inscribed as follows: OUR HERO Like Adonis, famed in story, Mortal man to Venus dear, ‘You, with locks of golden glory, To our maiden hearts bring cheer. 81 The Hatchet 1906 Since the Yuletide is the season, Girls can with more freedom speak, We wish joy to you with reason, Darling Mr. Untermeek. At first we were going to put some mistletoe above the chair, but we were afraid our feelings might run away with us and we might Hobsonize him, so we cut it out. I know you will think I ' m foolish to write so much about a man. Oh, if you could only see him smoke. I am not the only one so affected; the entire Senior class are planning to drop down and join us, and the way Mrs. Ferris looks at him makes me want to pull our eyes out. Now write soon to . Your love sick, Portia. P. S.—Clintonia Anker and he talked together a long while last Wednesday and they said mean things about the other girls. P. S.—We have the finest class ever, but you know that because I am in it. P. S.—He is just a dear. 82 The Hatchet 1906 Medical Faculty Board of Overseers ROBT. LUEDEKING, Dean, G. BAUMGARTEN, Sec ' y. HERMAN TUHOLSKE. HORATIO N. SPENCER. ELISHA H. GREGORY, Chairman. CHARLES NAGEL, ISAAC H. LIONBERGER, EDWARD MALLINCKRODT, Faculty WINFIELD SCOTT CHAPLIN, LL.D., Chancellor of the University. PAUL GERVAIS ROBINSON, A.B., M.D., LL.D., Emeritus Professor of the Principles and Practice of Medicine. JEROME KEATING BAUDUY, M.D., LL.D, Emeritus Professor of Psychological Medicine and Diseases of the Nervous System. ELISHA HALL GREGORY, M.D., LL.D., Professor of the Principles of Surgery. GUSTAV BAUMGARTEN, M.D. Professor of the Practice of Medicine. HERMAN TUHOLSKE. M.D. Professor of the Practice of Surgery and Clinical Surgery. THEODORE F. PREWITT, M.D, Professor of the Principles of Surgery. WASHINGTON EMIL FISCHEL, M.D, Professor of Clinical Medicine. ROBERT LUEDEKING, M.D, Professor of the Diseases of Children, Dean. JUSTIN STEER, Ph.B, M.D, Professor of Clinical Medicine. W. A. HARDAWAY, A M, M.D, LL.D, Professor of Diseases of the Skin and Syphilis. HORATIO N. SPENCER, A M, M.D, LL.D, Professor of Otology, Treasurer. Deceased. 84 I The Hatchet 1906 WILLIAM CARR GLASGOW, A.B. M.D., Professor of Clinical Medicine and Laryngology. HENRY SCHWARZ, M.D., Professor of Obstetrics. PAUL YOER TUPPER, M.D., Professor of Applied Anatomy and Operative Surgery. EDWARD WATTS SAUNDERS, M.D., Professor of Diseases of Children and Clinical Midwifery. NORMAN B. CARSON, M. D., Professor of Clinical Surgery. JOHN BLASDEL SHAPLEIGH, A.B., M.D., Professor of Otology. SIDNEY PAYNE BUDGETT, M.D., Professor of Physiology, Registrar. WILLIAM HOMER WARREN, A.M., Ph D , Professor of Chemistry, Secretary. ROBERT JAMES TERRY, A.B., M.D., Professor of Anatomy. JOHN GREEN, M.D., Special Professor of Ophthalmology. FRANCIS RHODES FRY, A M., M.D., Professor of Diseases of the Nervous System. FRANK ADAMS GLASGOW, A B.. M.D„ Professor of Clinical Gynecology. HARVEY GILMER MUDD, M.D., Professor of Fractures and Dislocations, and Clinical Surgery. EDGAR MOORE SENSENEY, M.D., Professor of Diseases of the Throat, Nose and Chest. AARON J. STEELE, M.D., Professor of Orthopedic Surgery. JOSEPH GRINDON, Ph.B, M.D., Professor of Clinical Dermatology and Syphilis. ERNST FRIEDRICH TIEDEMANN, M.D., Professor of Pathology and Bacteriology. CHARLES NAGEL, LL.B., Professor of Medical Jurisprudence. 85 The Hatchet 1906 HENRY MILTON WHELPLEY, PhG., M.D., F.R.M.S., Professor of Materia Medica and Pharmacy. GEORGE MARVINE TUTTLE, A. B„ M. D., Professor of Therapeutics. ELSWORTH SMITH, Jr., A.M., M.D., Clinical Professor of Medicine. DAVID C. GAMBLE, M.D., Clinical Professor of Diseases of the Ear. HENRY STURGEON CROSSEN, M.D,, Clinical Professor of Gynecology. HENRY LINCOLN WOLFNER, M.D., Clinical Professor of Diseases of the Eye. ARTHUR EUGENE EWING, A B„ MD„ Clinical Professor of Diseases of the Eye. EDWIN CLARK BURNETT, M.D., Clinical Professor of Genito-Urinary Surgery. HARRY McCABE JOHNSON, M.D., Clinical Professor of Genito-Urinary Surgery. Lec turers CHARLES HENRY DIXON, M.D. Clinical Lecturer on Surgery. GREENFIELD SLUDER, M.D., Clinical Lecturer on Diseases of the Nose, Throat and Chest. VILRAY PAPIN BLAIR, A.M., M.D., Senior Demonstrator of Anatomy. LOUIS HENRY BEHRENS. M.D., Clinieal Lecturer on Diseases of the Chest. ALBERT ERNST TAUSSIG, A.B., M.D., Clinical Lecturer on Medicine. HENRY C. HARTMAN. M. D. Clinical Lecturer on Surgery. •EDWARD C. RUNGE, M.D., Lecturer on Mental Diseases. GIVEN CAMPBELL, Jr., M.D., Clinical Lecturer on Diseases of the Nervous System. I The Hatchet 1906 WILLIS HALL, M.D., Clinical Lecturer on Venereal Diseases of Women. JOHN ZAHORSKY, M.D., Clinical Lecturer on Diseases of Children. PHILIP HOFFMAN, M.D., Clinical Lecturer on Orthopedic Surgery. HENRY S. BROOKES, Ph.G., M.D., Clinical Lecturer on Medicine. Instructors HENRY ARTHUR GEITZ, E.D., Instructor of Minor Surgery and Bandaging. JESSE MYER, A.B., M.D., Instructor in Clinical Chemistry and Microscopy. WILLARD BARTLETT, A.M., M.D., Instructor in Surgical Pathology. SAMUEL ROTHSCHILD, M.D. Assistant in the Chemical Laboratory. WILLIAM THOMAS COUGHLIN, M.D., Instructor in Anatomy. WILLIAM ALFRED SHOEMAKER, M.D., Instructor in Ophthalmoscopy. J. W. CHARLES, A.B., M.D., Instructor in Pathological Histology of the Eye, SELDEN SPENCER, A.B, M.D., Instructor in Otology. WALTER CHARLES GEORGE KIRCHNER, A.B., M.D., Instructor in Bacteriology. ROBERT WALTER MILLS, M.D., Instructor in Pathology. WILLIAM HARVEY RUSH, B.Sc., A.M., M.D., Instructor in Clinical Chemistry and Microscopy. WALTER BAUMGARTEN, A.B., M.D., Instructor in Clinical Chemistry and Microscopy. 87 Senior Class Officers Walter Fisc h el President Robert C. Strode Vice-President Otto Knewitz Secretary Harry F. Lincoln, Jr. Treasurer W m . H. Minton e r o : e a n t - a -Arm 0 . N . L 1 G H T N E R Ass i s t ant S c ! r g e a n t - a t ers O f s t u d e n t A d v i H . H . T ii o 1 1 P S O N A . J . C H A L K L E Y W A LIE R F I S C H E L 88 m ma The Hatchet 1906 Senior Class History ‘May those that are single get wives to their mind, And those that are married true happiness find. A ND THEY lived happily ever after. Of course, I mean the class that graduated from the Medical Department of Wash¬ ington University in the spring of the year A. D. 1905. Arrangements for a reunion completed, Dr. G. Baumgarten, not young Dr. Walter Baumgarten, but the genial, original Dr. Baumgarten of examination notoriety, was selected to preside as chairman of the assembly. Truly, Dr. G. Baumgarten was a venerable, portly old gentleman of estimable age, but had not the renowned Dr. Jerome Epstein Cook discovered the germ which caused senility? Had not Dr. Cook prepared anti-senile anti-toxin? So behold Dr. G. Baum¬ garten, young and hearty as a man of thirty. Because of Dr. Jerome Epstein Cook’s discovery it had long since been considered suicide for man to die a natural death. First upon the roll call, as of old, Dr. Robert Du Bose Alexander ' s name appeared, and as of old, Dr. Alexander promptly answered “heah.” Dr. Robert Du Bose Alexander was sprightly and slender, courteous and dignified; in fact, he was a typical anti-bellum southern planter, age had added to his dignity, little use had he as yet of anti-senile anti-toxin. Anderson, Ambrister, Beeson and Betts were present. Anderson was a world renowned authority on base-ball, Pott’s disease, checkers and typhoid fever. Ambrister, Beeson and Betts were chemists and bacteriologists to His Royal Highness, the King of Dahomy. Brewster and Nettles, besides being surgeons of note, owned all the drug stores on Olive Street. Dr. Nettles was also universally known as political boss, and by many was called Mark Hanna II. Dr. Eugene John Bribach was serving his tenth year as Surgeon General to the Standard Oil Company. (Resetting broken contracts, etc.) At the name of Surgeon General Harry Xenophon Cline, you might have heard a gum drop. Surgeon General Cline had become famous during the war between the United Slates and Russia, by grafting a 89 The Hatchet 1906 donkey ' s head upon a soldier beheaded in battle, the soldier, (a Russian Officer) recovering and making a better officer than before. The General, with his natural modesty, declined to speak. Dan Carson Goodman, M.D, A.B., C.X.Y.Z., had long been identified with the best interests of the profession, both on our continent and abroad. He responded with a speech terse and to the point. Dr. Dan Carson Goodman, A.B., C.X.Y.Z., said in part, that he was delighted to be¬ hold his multi-numerous friends in convention assembled to do him honor. He appreciated the attention that was so justly being shown him. He had expected his many admirers to some day congregate in his honor. Thanking the audience for their attention, he wished to incidentally sug¬ gest that any further honors the convention might bestow upon him he would receive in true humility. Loud and prolonged applause followed, and Dr. Dan Carson Goodman was appointed assistant chairman to Dr. Baumgarten. Dr. Louis K. Guggenheim, awarded first prize in the International Beauty Contest, etc., etc., with great profundity, arose from his seat in the dress circle. His words were distinctly audible throughout the hall. The substance of his speech was that he did not agree with any of the state¬ ments that had previously been propounded . He knew that he was correct in his opinion and was positive he could not be mistaken. His address created quite a furor. Dr. Jesse Wilburt Hale, Bacteriologist and Author ity on Diseases of the nose, throat, chest, etc., had several copies of a new work on surgery to offer at a greatly reduced figure. His advice was to take a copy before the book went down in price or became a back number. He sold quite a few. Dr. Albert Hirsh, Chief Chiropodist, read an interesting paper on how to deal with the plague—of bunions. Dr. Hirsh became famous on account of the stringent germicidal methods employed by him and his assistants.. Dr. John T. Reiss and E. T. Senseney gave the assembly some good advice on what to do and what not to do. When Dr. Henry H. Thompson’s name was called he responded with a roaring speech which shook the house to its very foundation. His titles and honors were so many his colored valet could only carry a few of 90 The Hatchet 1906 them in a telescope which Thompson (probably through modesty) did not open. All the rest of the class were present except Dr. Charles Weisert, who sent word that he was dining with the Kaiser and, was sorry for his absence.” Just as the meeting adjourned Dr. E. T. Senseney reminded Dr. G. Baumgarten of an examination which he (Dr. Baumgarten) had forgotten to hold years before. The assembly then voted Dr. Senseney a vote of thanks for his kind offices, upon the suggestion of Dr. H. H. Thompson. Every one (as a result of Dr. Zell’s speech on alcoholic beverages) drank nothing stronger than soda water, and at the ensuing examination only eighty per cent of the class made C minus or less. Class Roll James Boudon Bird Rufus Howard Bodine Albert James Boren John Clark Bowman Ira Jones Cantrell Edward Spencer Clark, A.B, Eugene Peyton Cockrell, Ph.S. George Washington Colvert Alphonse Ferdinand Dames Fred Wallace Duncan William Linton Ellery Oscar R Engelmann Victor I. Englert, Ph.G. Fred C. Esselbruege Emil T. Evers John Francis Gallagher Charles Campbell Gardner Martin Joseph Glaser, Ph.G. John Worth Gray Arthur Gundlach Henry Jackson Harrell St. Louis Paris, Missouri Liberty, Illinois Sturgeon, Missouri St. Louis Warrensburg, Missouri Lamar. Missouri Vandalia, Missouri St. Paul, Missouri Mahshall, Missouri La Grange, Missouri Cape Girardeau, Missouri St. Louis St. Louis St. Louis O’Neill. Nebraska Lehigh, Indian Territory St. Genevieve, Missouri Hickory Valley, Arkansas St. Louis Springfield, Missouri 92 The Hatchet 1906 Karl Lovell Hayes Andrew C. Henske, A.B. Eliliu Charles Hyndman Edward Baxter Jones Mitri Fiad Khouri Henry Hodgen Kirby Alburt William Knott Thomas Augustus Lawler Walter Logan Leslie Samuel Lipsitz Samuel P. Martin Samuel Brown McPheeters, A.B. Ray Mercer Arthur A. Nichols Harry Fields Parker Augustus W. Peters, Ph.G. Marsh Pitzman, A.B. Boyd Henderson Pope Ernest Radcliff Jr Thomas Hamilton Roe John Frederick Ross August Carl Schulenburg William Hope Smith Francis Joseph Sullivan, A.B. George Barnett Tribble Eugene Wahl, Jr. Peter John Weber, Ph.G. Marshall Webster Weir William Weiss, Jr. Frederick Francis Zelle, A.B. Pleasant Plains, Illinois St. Louis Sparta, Illinois Jacksonville, Texas Beirut, Syria Harrison, Arkansas Westville, Missouri Rushville, Illinois Russellville, Missouri Dallas, Texas East Prairie, Missouri St. Louis Liberty, Illinois Fargo, North Dakota Warrensburg, Missouri Brenham, Texas St. Louis Winfield, Kansas St. Louis Pinckneyville, Illinois Littleton, Illinois Liclitenburg, Transvaal, South Africa Mineola, Texas St. Louis Piasa, Illinois Edwardsville, Illinois St. Louis Belleville, Illinois St. Louis St Louis 93 The Hatchet 1906 Junior Class History GERMS and microbes on the walls of Dr. Ludeking ' s office shivered in their boots when the class of 1906 walked in and A I gave their names and greenbacks to the Dean. Its all up with the fever business in Pike County, groaned the typhoid bacil¬ lus into the ear of a coquettish little tuberculosis germ, as the broad shouldered sons of Hippocrates and Agricola put on their jumpers and went to work. If I ' m going to make a living for two, dear, we will have to elope to Manchuria. There are a few of the bacillus family still hanging out at the Delica¬ tessen and sprinkled around the senior class, but they are leaving the country fast, according to Lawson ' s (of Boston) latest reports from Chinatown. The class has worked for its reputation—worked Dr. Warren to begin with and the police usually to end with, and has learned that the best way to get along is to stick to one thing—preferably a lamp post. The fact that explains most of our incandescent brilliancy, (55 candle power) is that we are twins and run a continual political jiu jitsu exhibition, which sharpens our faculties and butcher knives. We have two presidents, neither of whom earns his salary. We have two treasurers who haven ' t got thirty cents between them, and two Hatchet representatives who worried the life out of the editors and, like Kerens and Niedringhaus, both missed out, (in the interest of justice). The double life we have led will probably drive us out to Utah where we can each have two wives. At any rate let us hope for two patients apiece. But just the same, we love each other in the same old way (which means the way they do it in Arizona), although as rival factions we disa¬ gree occasionally as to the respective merits of the Crawford and Havlin ' s. We can not forgo mentioning a few class honors, although like the Washington Monument and “Baby Gundlach, we do not need to add to the weight of our dignity with talk, which is usually as cheap as a wagon lunch. Sullivan led the Carondelet division of the St. Patrick ' s Day parade in a manner that reminded everyone of Chauncey Olcott, while Jones had an offer from the Oskaloosa (Iowa) Blues to pitch for the 94 The Hatchet 1906 coming season. Knott got a prize at the Belleville Fair for the best cab¬ bage raised in his native township. (Meadow Creek papers please copy). We are of so versatile a disposition that we have members who are lead¬ ing lights, both in the West End Club and the Y. M. C. A. Sufficiency”—for if we were to really write a history of the class we would be beyond Dr. Osier’s age limit before the introduction was fin¬ ished, and at the present price of chloroform things would be in a bad way generally. One more lap in the sheepskin handicap and then— probably from every gorgeously furnished office will echo the Royal Chef ' s plea. Let Me Go Back.” 95 C 1 a s s Off i c e r s A L L A s C. R A G L A N D P reside n t H . J . Cl ARK Vi ' c e - P r e s i dent Frank F. Jackson Secretary and Treasurer Frank S. Luckey Sergeant-at-Arms Bruce G. Lemmon Representative to Faculty Class Roll Leo George Bartels John Anderson Bowles Benjamin Brandt Hiram Jackson Clark Louis Joseph Cordonnicr John Leslie Courtright William Allen DeLong Charles Hall Dixon Charles B. Farrar Arthur McDonald Freels Martin George Fronske Radid Shchdan Gazzelle Emmet Herbert Gipson Cape Girardeau, Missouri Louis Prairie, Missouri Cappelan, Missouri Richmond, Missouri East St. Louis, Illinois Yakima City, Michigan Batchtown, Illinois Wichita, Kansas Marquand, Missouri East St. Louis, Illinois St. Louis Beirut, Syria Lagonda, Missouri % The Hatchet 1906 Robert Quincy Gray Lawrence Henry Hill Frank F. Jackson Charles Howard Jameson Walter Matthews Jones William Kirwin William Kluegel George Bruce Lemmon Harry Overton Lewis Joseph Burt Liston Frank Seymour Luckey Gustav Anton John Ludwigs Herlup Gyde Lund Samuel L. MacLean James Burlington McCubbin Edgar Merwin George Fred Middlebrooks Lee Ellsworth Monroe Percy Newman William O ' Reilly Jacob Bruce Patterson, A. B. Burton Earl Peacock Harry Prewitt Poston James Eugene Prichard Dallas Case Ragland Gustav Reinhardt Oscar F. Reinhardt William Lafayette Rich Leonard Hughes Robinson Grandison Delaney Royston Llewellyn Sale, A. B. Edward Alexander Schweninger Michael Shadid Joseph Hilary Simpson Charles Simer Skaggs Arthur Marion Sparling Raymond Mills Spivy James Goree Story John Ritter Sutter Charles Samuel Jonathan Tillmans Robert Oliver Urban Paul Vinyard California, Missouri Paragould, Arkansas Stratberry, Ontario, Canada St. Louis Brookfield, Missouri Graniteville, Missouri St. Louis Warrensburg, Missouri Iuka, Illinois Carlinville, Illinois Festus, Missouri East St. Louis, Illinois Soro, Denmark Tacoma, Washington Laddonia, Missouri Edwardsville, Illinois Hope, Arkansas Eureka, Missouri St. Louis Alsey, Illinois Orangeville, Pennsylvania Moline, Illinois Bonne Terre, Missouri St. Louis Springfield, Illinois St. Louis New Baden, Illinois Paris, Idaho Warrensburg, Missouri Washington, Arkansas St. Louis St. Louis Beirut, Syria St. Louis St. Louis Sailor Springs, Illinois Henderson, Texas Harrison, Arkansas St. Louis St. Charles, Missouri St. Louis Jackson, Missouri 97 The Hatchet 1906 Sophomore Class History J L ARIETY IS the spice of life, ft is said, and often we taste of ll_l it, not only in Delicatessen hash, but also when storms come I LI howling on. They throw a man overboard into the depths of flunks once in a while, (awhile means every three weeks.) It is well remembered when it blew so hard that only the staunchest few could hold their feet. Such things will occur. Ask any Medic Sophomore to tell you how it happened, or better still, ask the man. We all remember well about that chemistry examination. The worse a fellow gets done, the longer he remembers it, as John L. Sullivan used to say. The originality of the class was shown in its fad of making “benzene rings. Have you ever heard of them? No? Then get wise! The ring is benzene, and the jewels one can get for settings are uncounted as the stars. One is called an ortho, and another meta. Paras can also be made with much work and greater care. It is quite a matter to construct them properly. So proficient did we become that a chance to shine in an examination was cruelly withheld from us. It was like stealing the milk from a blind kitten. The foresight of Prof. Terry in giving an anatomical art course will doubtlessly be appreciated by many who were at first a little unwilling in this regard. It is sure we all need something and that may be it, who knows? There is a great consolation in Prof. Tiedemann’s teaching that only a certain amount of learning can be digested by the mind in a given time He deserves the admiration of every student, for practicing as he preaches. Besides the events already mentioned, the usual trouble with the. Freshmen and other occurrences characteristic of a Sophomore class have at different times called for our attention. The Joe-Peter debate has become an annual event before Christmas. It resulted in a compro¬ mise, and both got their share of the spoils. Although the second act is still on. the cast is in better shape than ever, and before long we will find ourselves fitted safely and snugly in the role of the Junior, (with no curtain calls.) Here ' s hoping that all will be ready and sober when we sail into the third year. 98 The Hatchet 1906 Freshman Class Roll Sayid B. Abaza James Joseph Barry, Jr. Frederick William Bechtold Samuel Bialock Grover Cleveland Black William James Blackard Oscar Walter Bollinger Eli Thomas Brand Guy Young Briggs Jesse Jerome Burdick William Bruce Catto William Day Chapman Frank L. Davis Walter Albert Dew Henry Harris Slaton DuBois Del mar Roy Duey George Washington Duncan Milton Tate English Leon Aaron Feinstein Lloyd E. Goodpasture Gary Thomas Gossard Victor Maurice Gore Alfred Leon Guerrero Charles Annin Gundelach Bert Witham Hardy George Renwick Hays David Helmy Theodore Carl Hcmplemann Samuel Herskovitz Walter Roy Hewitt Halbert Rowland Hill A. Dana Hobson Phelps Grant Hurford Ellis Fischel James Frank Long Abdel Rahman Lozi George Mathew Kcsl Frank William Klocke Gurley Curtis McCoy James Frederick Mills Zagazig, Egypt St. Louis. Bellaire, Michigan St. Louis Rushville, Illinois Ridgway, Illinois Steeleville, Illinois Bonne Terre, Missouri Jerseyville, Illinois Roodhouse, Illinois Decatur, Illinois Whitehall, Illinois Pawnee, Illinois Belleville, Illinois Greensboro. Alabama Winfield, Missouri Iberia, Missouri Paris, Missouri St. Louis Virden, Illinois Golconda, Illinois Carlinville, Illinois Manila, Philippine Islands St. Louis Griggsville, Illinois Houston, Illinois Alexandria, Egypt St. Louis New York, New York St. Louis Fulton, Missouri Richmond, Ohio Pueblo, Colorado St, Louis Hannibal, Missouri Damietta, Egypt St. Louis St. Louis Lake, Indiana Chicago, Illinois 100 I The Hatchet 1906 Wilson Albert Olds Oscar Jacobus Raeder Harry Rich Fred Leo Roeslein Harry Sandpearl A. R. Shaw John Salmon Sheets Morris Samuel Simmons Harry Joseph Smith Elmer Phillip Stiehl Charles Allen Stone Walter E. Sturgis Randall Solon Tilles Leland Peak Vi ley George W. Westermeier Henry McClure Young, A. B. Yousef Zaki Medical Lake, Washington St. Louis St. Louis Kirkwood, Missouri St. Louis Louisiana, Missouri Owen, Missouri Jerseyville, Illinois Wendelin, Illinois Belleville, Illinois Shipman, Illinois Kennett, Missouri South McAlester, Indian Territory Marshall, Missouri Carlinville, Illinois St. Louis. Zagazig, Egypt 101 The Hatchet 1906 Freshman Class History ■ HERE SEEMS to be a common feeling among the upper class- ■A men that the freshman is a greenie,” just in,” and upon him I I are to be heaped all the trickery, sarcasm and ignominy that he is heir to. We, as freshmen of 1904-05 hold that these fel¬ lows who go parading up and down the halls as dad-seniors, strutty juniors, or patronizing sophs, were at one time a greener set than the class of ' 08. For this we have the fortune teller ' s word. Only think of our capacity for learning; one set of cadavers gone by the end of the first semester, and working twenty-five hours a week on the new. The good part about the thing is that all the fineness and most extraordinary preponderating greatness does not lie in the vast amount of dissecting we do, nor in the amazing speed in the chemical laboratory. The secret lies herein: We are a large class, active, alert and well built, with great lung capacity and endurance; magnanimous, yet valorous in rooting for our class and our school; our anger arises with quickness and portend¬ ing dire calamity to those who dare malign the fair name of our University. Furthermore, when the sophs attempted to throw a few freshmen out of the dissecting room, they found themselves balked by a certain party whose motto is. E. Pluribus Unum,” and the intercession of Dr. Terry alone saved the sophs from annihilation. And yet you have not heard of our artistic qualifications, nor of our skill as sculptors. It is rather difficult to convey the full purport of my meaning when I say we are past masters of both the crayon and the sculptor’s chisel. Why, after some of our best men had finished model¬ ling bone, it would take an expert to distinguish the bone of clay from the one which was born and grew. The two venerable and gray haired doctors who came with Dr. Terry to see our handiwork in the modelling room gazed with a look which changed from admiration to amazement and then to awe. We must mention a few attractions of our Milky Way. Gundelach, for instance, is a wonder. He can ask questions until the rest of the class get white with wrath and green with envy. But yet we have Feinstein, the most precocious of all. Already he is an authority on nervous 102 The Hatchet 1906 diseases and can diagnose cases with wonderful accuracy, even though he is at a loss to find nerves in the dissecting room. For wit we will surely have to go to Duncan, although I fear his face is made from an alloy of tin and copper, called brass, and there are others, but we feel it is not well to say too much of our accomplishments. At any rate we are not selfish of our own superiority, but we hope next year’s class will be as far superior to ours as we are superior to the sophs. 103 The Hatchet 1906 Dental Faculty WINFIELD SCOTT CHAPLIN, LL.D., Chancellor of the University. ELISHA HALL GREGORY, M.D., L.L.D., Emeritus Professor of the Principles and Practice of Surgery. ALBERT HOMER FULLER, M.D., D.D.S., Emeritus Professor of Operative Dentistry. JOHN HANGER KENNERLY, M.D., D.D.S., Dean, Professor of Crown and Bridge Work. ORION WILLIS BEDELL, M.D., D.M.D., Professor of Operative Dentistry, Embryology and Dental Histology. SIDNEY PAYNE BUDGETT, M.D., Professor of Physiology. ROBERT JAMES TERRY, M.D., Professor of Anatomy and Histology. WILLIAM HOMER WARREN, A M., Pli.D., Professor of Chemistry. HERMANN PRINZ, B.S., Ph.G., D.D.S., M.D., Professor of Materia Medica, Therapeutics, B acteriology and Pathology. WALTER MANNY BARTLETT, D.D.S., Secretary, Professor of Prosthetic Dentistry. BENNO EDWARD LISCHER, D.M.D., Professor of Orthodontia and Dental Anatomy. WILLARD BARTLETT, A.M., M.D., Professor of Oral Surgery. BLAND NIXON PIPPIN, D.M.D., Professor of Metallurgy and Prosthetic Technics. RICHARD THOMAS BROWNRIGG, B.S., Professor of Dental Jurisprudence ' Demonstrators B. N. PIPPIN, D.D.S., Prosthetic Dentistry. WILLIAM KNOX AITKEN, D.D.S., and LEGRAND M. COX, D.D.S., Operative Dentistry. JESSIE DUNCAN WHITE, D.M.D., Porcelain Technics. 105 The Hatchet 1906 Senior Class History URING the latter days of September, 1902, there went up from Ml I the cornfields of Illinois and zinc mines of Missouri a mighty —I chorus of “Goodbye, Little Girl, Good Bye,” and the class of 05 set out to mould their fortunes and a first class set of teeth. Beating our way through the crowd of bunco steerers at the Union Station, Sophomores, and other vandals, we were soon safe in Dr. Kennerly’s arms, where alas, we found our troubles only began. For, like the old woman who lived in a shoe, the only time when he was easy about us was when we were at work or asleep, so the work was not long in coming. (We will get the sleep when we open up our offices.) The way we all had our mou ths plastered by a fellow classmate in a frenzied effort to make an impression is “a picture no artist can paint.” Sound the word chemistry,” and every man ' s teeth will rattle like a Jefferson Avenue car. In addition to which, add a daily engagement with our own dear Sophs and those at the medical school, and a daily stand off for the landlady on the board bill, and you have a life that would have dee- lighted” even the strenuous Mr. Roosevelt. In our second term, we were initiated into the mysteries of practical dentistry. Doesn ' t that sound fine? Of course, the rubber dam just fit fine the first time, and we didn’t have a bit of trouble adjusting it. Dur¬ ing the year, too, the University had an interclass bowling tournament, all classes of all departments entering teams in the race. Our team won the championship and cup,—hands down. If you ' re from Missouri, w e ' ll show you the cup. Last summer we took a little time off to run the World’s Fair. Francis, Thompson and that crowd were merely figureheads, while we did the work. We pushed chairs, told the people to move on, and barked for good and bad shows with a serene conscience. One of our boys had the good fortune to get the place of chief dentist to the Baby Incubators. It was the irony of fate that a class of dentists should get swamped with the “mumps,” but we nearly all had a call from the big jaws. Perhaps it was in the teeth that the customary senior big head affected us. To drown our troubles, we gave the first class dance in our depart- 107 The Hatchet 1906 ment. The valiant little Junior class has stood shoulder to shoulder with us in our dances and, by the way, we did hate to pound them up when they interfered in our class meeting. Our school life is at an end and our school of life ' begins. We shall die happy if old Washington only remembers us as long as we will remember her. 108 « MwK aacw«- V fV T C4J J Q Junior % %t grr r •J ' O ' .r. - ' t u . Class Officers Laurence Clayton Cleveland President Nicholas Joseph Lynott Vice-President Joseph Lester Dills Secretary Edward R. Adams Historian 109 The Hatchet 1906 Junior Class Roll Edward Rothwell Adams James Floyd Alcorn Julius Bischoff, Jr. Laurence Clayton Cleveland Warner Ford Courtney Joseph Lester Dills Harold Dresser Charles Oscar Engvall George Michael Enright Aubrey Ward Frost Robert Alexander Harris Charles Herbert Judson Hugh Hewlett John Dawson Jordan William Edward Koch Clement Robert Long Nicholas Joseph Lynott Gregorio R. Mateo Claude Eugene May Herman Frederick Merch Edward Leeroy Parcell Roy Bullen Schlaeger Bedros Hagop Takvorian Richard M. Titterington Missouri Michigan Illinois Missouri Kansas Missouri Minnesota Missouri Wisconsin Missouri Kansas Missouri Missouri Arkansas Missouri Missouri Missouri Philippine Islands Arkansas Illinois Illinois Indiana Turkey Missouri 110 The Hatchet 1906 Junior Class History ISTEN, my children, and you shall hear” — something that doesn ' t come twice in a lifetime. For the history of small things, like the British Isles and our class, for instance, is often more important than affairs many times their size. You will search in vain, dear reader, for the man who called us “red neck” the second time. The human constitution can take only so much, and the class above us — above us in age only, be it understood — are human, supposedly. It is quality, not quantity, you look for in a diamond or a wife (unless you are a mormon), or in anything worth while, and it is quality you will find in the Junior Class. There isn’t a bit of gutta percha filling in the whole bunch, but the real simon pure 24 carat. For such a small assemblage we have been a good deal of trouble to ourselves and the world in general. See Dean Kennerly. He loves us in the same old way, of course, but he is sorely tried sometimes. We can tell it by the tilt on his eye glasses. Besides, we have troubles of our own. Our old friend, Brass, is not as easy to work as he might be and facings will check as sure as fate. As to the mark we have made in the world, you can find it on the coats of some of the undergrad freshmen yet, we are sure. We will soon be making our marks in the infirmary and getting our nerves hardened to sundry shrieks of woe, real and invented. In February, we moved into our new building, and the Dean is promising an ideal dental school and we are looking forward to this with pleasure, for we will be the Seniors of ' 05 and ' 06. ui Class Officers I. Sternberg President G. O. Rice Vice-President A. A. Kalbfleisch Secretary C . L y n o T T Treasurer M. E. Winters Historian Class Roll Samuel Thompson Adams Missouri George Sherwood Baker Missouri Homer George Baird Illinois Berrimon Floyd Bennett Illinois Henry Brison Bolt Arkansas George Martin Byrne Nebraska Edgar Mason Carson Missouri Joe Shelby Crisp Missouri Michael Gessel Missouri 112 The Hatchet 1906 Anthony John Grodzki Missouri Robert Norris Holloway Texas Samuel Cleveland Hudson Missouri Walter Lucius Hunt Missouri Hugo Harry Hoevel, Ph.G. Missouri Claud White Johnson Missouri Albert Arthur Kalbfleisch Missouri Edgar Hayden Keys Pennsylvania Howard W. Lee Missouri John Casesman Logan Arkansas Earl Jesse Logue Iowa Charles Emmet Lynott Missouri Ernst L. Mayer Missouri Henry Olen Neville Missouri Herbert William Patterson Illinois William Ennis Peak Illinois Guy Peters Illinois James Orville Rice Illinois George M. Scheu Missouri Paul Ferdinand Schrocder Missouri William Rector Smith Missouri J. Stephens Arkansas Irvin Sternberg Arkansas Jett Heagle Sunderland Illinois Arthur LaVega Tice Missouri Fred Edgar Thornburgh Missouri James Vincent Wavrin Io W3 Rudolph Weber Missouri Sterling C. West Missouri Charles Edward Weiser Missouri Edwin Christian Will Missouri Meade Ellis Winters Illinois Hugh Henry Yates Arkansas Henry Zanitsch Missouri 113 The Hatchet 1906 Freshman Class History DAVID R. FRANCIS ' enterprise attracted to St. Louis a A vast throng, quite a number of whom, after going broke, de- J cided to remain and master the intricacies of a profession. Of I this number, thirty-seven entered the Dental Department of ) Washington University. A more peaceful set of young men never congregated under one roof, but when the Soph medics started to pass up a Freshman Dent, the spark was instantly kindled into a flame and we, not as one, but the thirty-seven as one, pounced upon the medics and scored the victory in spite of the fact that the odds were fifty to thirty-seven against us. The news of our victory spread like wildfire and made such an impressi on on Dr. Pippin that we have been making impressions” for him ever since. Dr. Lischer evidently believes in atavism and thinks that all of our ancestors were sculptors, judging from the amount of carving he has given us to do. The rest of the faculty evidently had a different opinion of our ancestors, judging from the lightning course is physics they gave us. We, believing our ancestors were shepherds, like to roam, and wandered away from the chemistry laboratory one morning. This, how¬ ever, was not in accord with the views of our Dean, who gave us a little fatherly talk. We know he must have our interests very much at heart or he never would have put the quietus, much to our disgust, on the chemistry lectures Professor Warren wished to postpone. After this first lecture given us by the Dean, everything went smoothly until the Junior medics showed their bravery by attacking the last man of our class as we were leaving the lecture room, and then blocking the doors. The alarm given, we returned to the rescue. After the smoke cleared away they scrambled over one another and returned to their seats. The angel of peace now spread her wings over our class and as long as we are not molested, peace will reign supreme. Our work in all branches has been very satisfactory, and from the training we get in Histology it is more than likely, ere long, that the dental profession will be startled by wonderful discoveries made by some of our members. 114 The Hatchet 1906 t. Louis School of Fine Arts Instructors and Lecturers PROF. HALSEY C. IVES, Director Pupil ol Alexander Piatowski EDMUND H. WUERPEL, Life Class, Composition and Artistic Anatomy Pupil of Bouguereau, Ferrier, Ainan Jean and l ' Ecole des Beaux Arts, Paris CHARLES P. DAVIS, Antique Pupil of N Y. Art Students League, Bouguereau, Ferrier, and Fleury, Paris. SUSAN D ' ARCY, Secretary HENRIETTA ORD JONES, Ceramic Decoration Pupil of Franz Bishoff, Otto Punsch and and Charles Volkmar FREDERICK L. STODDARD, Design and Applied Art Pupil of Benjamin-Constant and J. P. Laurens, Paris OSCAR W RAEDER, Architectural and Mechanical Drawing Washington University GRACE HAZARD, Antique and Saturday Class St. Louis School of Fine Arts DAWSON WATSON CORDELIA T. BAKER, Bookbinding Pupil of Louis Kinder and Cobdcn Sandersen GEORGE JULIAN ZOLNAY, Modeling and Architecture Graduate of Imperial Academy of Fine Arts, Vienna FREDERICK G. CARPENTER, Antique Substitute ANNA E. INGALLS, Librarian 116 The Hatchet 1906 Art School Students Otto Ahung Jennice Amsby Alice J. Anderson Mrs. Bert Ball Etta Bannon Maybelle Banon Cecil Becraft Nellie Benner Florence Berg Frank Betzcr Halcyon R. Bievon Mrs. Mabel Blackman Emma Blanchard Molly Blumenkrauz Mrs. Emma Bohn Mark Brandt Marguerite Breen Carrie Bribach H. Brown Ada Buck Dr. S. P. Budgett Cornelia R. Burton George Cassimus Vivian Cazort Ysobel H. Chase Mildred Clark Margaret B. Costello R. H. Cox Blanch Craig Helen Crane Mrs. W. D. Cree Margaret Creckmore Shirley A. Cuming Geraldine Davis Grover Davis Mrs. Louise Davis Joseph A. Dawson Gustave A. Disch C. Donnel Kotardo Dote Nannie Drake Margery Ely Edna Emanuel Munroe Einhorn Blanch Faulhaber Fern Forrester Aldene Galbraith Frederick Gardner S. Garesche Theresa Garrett Sam L. Gilbert Eddie Gongen Mrs. Norman Griswold Mrs. L. E. Hall Natalie Haney A. F. Hanum Alice Haynes C. L. Heinz John Helb Veronica Hoelin Cora Holthaus Virginia Hubbell Leo Irenz Eunice A. James Mrs. J. M. R. Kempe Willis P. Kenney Christina Kiehl Meta Kirsch John Kloepper Mignonette Kuhn Julia Kurtz Alice Lachmund Ethan Lamphear Maud M. Lapham Dora Lehmann Effie Less Agnes I. Lodwick Margaret B. Long Margaret Mahoney Albinus Manins Martin L. McKim Lula Metzgar 117 The Hatchet 1906 Mildred Moore Isabel Murpliey Hildegard Nagel M. K. Nash Gertrude Nipper Fanny Nolan Mrs. R. M. Noonan Mrs. W. Leroy Norris Bernice Nulsen Kathrine Peters Ida Peterson Atlanta Pheipher Mrs. A. D. Phelips Stella M. Preston Tom D. Price Lilian Ranert Saidee Rhea Caroline Risque Minnie Robertson John J. Roth Louis Russell Maud Ryan Norma Salkey Elizabeth Scammell Mrs. S. Schmalhorst Adele E. Schulenberg Genevieve Scollard Adele Seasongood Emma G. Smith Petronelle Sombart Sarah C. Souther A. Spattin George H. Stadel Elsie D. Stracke Oscar Thalinger Jeanne Thomas Carrol S. Townsend Virginia Trueheart Mary Warren Mrs. A. J. Webb Grace Wenner Lucille White Myrtle Whitmire Leslie Wilson Harry Wingo Meta Wollrath Arthur L. Zeller 118 I jtfratmtUipfi 119 Photo by O. C. Conkling The Hatchet 1906 Phi Delta Theta Missouri Gamma Chapter Established 1891 Fratres in Facilitate Samuel Monds Coulter, A. M., Pli. D. Sherman Leavitt, M. S. Charles Parsons Pettus Fratres in Universitate 19 0 5 George Levis Allen, Jr. Walter Fischel Samuel Ely Eliot Eugene Towner Senseney Alexander Rives Skinker 19 0 6 Roy Alexander Campbell Allan Preston Gamble Robert Rodes McGoodwin 19 0 7 Ruby Waldo Benecke Alvan Joy Goodbar Brownlee Fisher George Arnold Randolph Herbert Guy Study 19 0 8 Samuel Holliday Allen Frank Munroe Eliot Benedict Farrar Ellis Fischel Charles Armin Gundelach John Buckingham Mare Inactive Members Joseph Rafael Bowling Charles Hyndman Kossuth Cayce Weber 121 Edward Glion Curtis Clarence McMillan Philip Benajah White IHUUHUm Photo by O. C. Conkling. I The Hatchet 1906 Sigma Alpha Epsilon Missouri Beta Chapter Established 1892 Fratres in Universitate 19 0 5 Montgomery Schuyler Walter L. Hempelmann Carl Hawkins George Barnes R ' Morgan Saylor Joseph Kimball 19 0 6 Oscar J. Wintermann Fred M. Robinson William Brown Maury C. Cave Walter Hendrich 19 0 7 Rolla Bulkeley M. P. Burroughs Terry W. Allen 19 0 8 Harold Newcomb Murray Carleton C. A. Heinzelmann Theodore Hempelmann Leo Miller August E. Evers James Barry Richard Hospes 123 Photo by O. C. Conkling. The Hatchet 1906 I Beta Theta Pi Alpha Iota Chapter Established 1869, Re-established 1901 Fratres in Facultate Francis E. Nipher, A.M. Paul Yoer Tuppsr, M.D. Lee Sale, L.L.B. Frederick H. Vose, B.M.E. John L. VanOrnum, C.E. John B. Shapleigh, M.D. Phillip R. Goodwin, B.C.E. Joseph W. Charles, M.D. Robert Heywood Fernald, M.E., A.M., Ph.D. Fratres in Universitate 19 0 5 Arno Dominic Krause Seth P. Smith William G. Drosten Harry John Steinbreder Harvey B. Owsley H. H. Thompson 19 0 6 Walter G. Krause J. Fred Gilster 19 0 7 Rector L. Williams J. J. Roth Wm. H. Schaumberg Kurt A. Krause Wm. H. Adkins, Jr. Howard Bryan Pierre C. Grace Frederick W. Grice Frank J. Trelease 19 0 8 Robert G. Walls Harry F. McFarland, Jr. Melvin C. Fritschle George B. Logan Frederick W. Lehmann, Jr. Charles W. Viley 125 Photo by O. C. Conkling I The Hatchet 1906 Kappa Sigma Beta Sigma Chapter Established 1902 Fratres in Universitate 19 0 6 W. A. Heimbuecher W. R. Gilbert E. D. Bischoff C. C. Wheeler L. B. O ' Reilly W. R. Gardiner E. B. Morgan R. O. Chaffee Harry Barbee 19 0 7 T. E. Briell W. E. Liggett H. B. Patton Carl Whitmire J. H. Renwick 19 0 8 A. C. Hilmer E. G. Quesnel R. G. Alexander Fred Van Blarcom Inactive Members B. G. Hamilton A. M. Gregg G. B. Tribble H. F. Parker O. T. Johnson 127 m Photo by O. C. Conkling I The Hatchet 1906 Sigma Chi Tau Tau Chapter Established 1903 Frater in Facultate Henry Thompson Kent, L.L.B. Fratres in Universitate 19 0 5 Norman F. Rehm Thomas J. Nalley Wesley Winans Horner Harry X. Cline Thomas P. Moore Fred Armstrong, Jr. Herbert Spencer Shroeder Samuel P. McChesney George M. Park Thomas W. White Alfred Chipley Wilson 19 0 6 Halford E. Luccock 19 0 7 Preston Allen Richardson Daniel A. Ruebel Lawrence Cliapelle Kingsland Alva Trueblood Erie J. Birkner 19 0 8 Hugh Mitchell Fullerton Edward Carter Chamberlain Lawrence Winall O ' Neil Charles Leigh Hunt Hoxsey Gilliam Simeon Ray Tyler Clifford Sidney Goldsmith Omar Langenberg 129 The Hatchet 1906 Sigma N u Gamma Omicron Chapter Established 1903 F r a t r e s i n Universitate 19 0 5 August Vincent Graf Glover Johns Elvin David George Stephen Roy Culberston Carroll Strickland BuGher Charles Weisert Alexander Bailey 19 0 6 Edward F. Paddock 19 0 7 Arthur E. Dennis Woodlief Thomas Henry Helm Clayton Ernest Robert Breaker Lee Ellsworth Monroe Edward William Gallenkamp 19 0 8 Columbus C. Van Horne James Trembath Spencer Martin Thomas Photo by O. C. Conkling I The Hatchet 1906 Theta X i Iota Chapter Established 1905 Fratres in Universitate Charles Hibbard Briggs John Laichinger 19 0 5 Theodore Kargau Frank Denell Lamkey Louis N. Beals, Jr. William Henry Schewe 19 0 6 C. W. Sylverius Saramelman Charles Kuno Traber 19 0 8 Paul Laichinger Robert Anderson Ledbetter Irvin Augustus Sims 133 The Hatchet 1906 Phi Delta Phi Cooley Chapter Established 1882 Fratres in Universitate 19 0 5 Robert Burkham E. Glion Curtis E. David George Walter Higbee S. P. McChesney T. S. McPheeters, Jr. Henry Potter K. C. Weber Thomas W. White Benjamin A. Wood 19 0 7 Roland Homer F. W. Lehmann, Jr. S. M. Breckinridge Long William G. Morgan B. S. Sawyer Alva C. Trueblood Leland A. Wind Fred Armstrong, Jr. Wendell H. Cloud Henry T. Ferriss Victor H. Hemphill Oliver T. Johnson Robert C. McKeighan Irving G. Mitchell Samuel Glover Ray Philip B. White 135 Photo by O. C. Conkling ■ The Hatchet 1906 Nu Sigma Nu Alpha Kappa Phi Chapter Established 1900 Fratres in Facultate Elisha Hall Gregory, M.D., LL.D. Horatio Nelson Spencer, A.M., M.D., LL.D. William Augustine Hardaway, A.M., M.D., LL.D. Francis Rhodes Fry, A.M., M.D. Paul Yoer Tupper, M.D. Joseph L. Grindon, Ph.B., M.D. Aaron John Steele, M.D. George M. Tuttle, A.B., M.D. Walter Bauingarten, A.B., M.D. Llewellyn Powell Williamson, M.D. Herman Tuholske, M;D. Robert Luedeking, M.D. Justin Steer, Ph.B., Ph.,G., M.D. Henry Schwarz, M.D. Elsworth S. Smith, A.M., M.D. Harvey Gilmer Mudd. M.D. Selden Palmer Spencer, A.M., Ph.D. Henry M. Whelpley, Ph.G., M.D. Oliver H. Campbell, M.D. Selden Specer, A.B., M.D. Fratres in Universitate 19 0 5 Eugene John Bribach Clarence Cameron Kress Harry Freeman Lincoln Sherwood Moore Bert Chamberlain Kern George Garfield Lane Leon Clifford McAmis Daniel F. Shields Seth Paine Smith 19 0 6 Charles E. Hyndman Samuel B. McPheeters Marsh Pitzman Henry Hodgen Kirby Arthur A. Nichols Peter Weber 19 0 7 Charles Dixon Hall Raymond Mills Spivy James Goree Story 137 Photo by O. C. Conkling The Hatchet 1906 Phi Beta Pi Mu Chapter Established 1903 Fratres in Facilitate Norman Bruce Carson, M.D. Charles Henry Dixon, M.D. Louis Henry Behrens, M.D. John Zahorsky, M.D. Harry McCabe Johnson, M.D. Greenfield Sluder, M.D. Given Campbell, Jr., M.D. Willard Bartlett, A.M., M.D. Universitate Louis Kaufman Guggenheim Robert DuBose Alexander Harry Herbert Thompson Edwin Leo Sheahan William Wilford McMurdo Harry Xenophon Cline James Bernard Hastings George Barnett Tribble William Weiss, Jr. Frederick Francis Zelle James Bowdon Bird Arthur Gundlach Llewellyn Sale Charles Howard Jameson Lawrence Henry Hill Photo by O. C. Conkling The Hatchet 1906 Phi Delta Alpha Zeta Chapter Established 1905 Frater in Facilitate V. P. Blair, A.B., M.D. Fratres in Universitate 19 0 5 Robert A. Schlernitzauer Robert M. Wilson Orville B, Anderson 19 0 7 Grandison D. Royston Percy Newman Herlup Gyde Lund Gustav Reinhardt William O ' Reilly 19 0 8 Harry Sandperl Sidney K. McLean Charles Weisert Pierre M. Brossard Chauncey G. Wright William Kerwin Martin G. Fronske Herbert N. Gipson Leo G, Bartels Robert P. Gray George M. Kesl Jesse Jerome Burdick 141 Photo by O. C. Conkling The Hatchet 1906 X i P s i Phi Tau Chapter Established 1901 Fratres in Universitate 19 0 5 Alexander Baily Walter Henry Blanck Harry Robert Faherty Henry Frederick Hageman Joseph Dandridge Hayward Frederick William Horstman Glover Johns Florian Adolph Neuhoff Harvey B. Owsley Edward Earl Sharp Robert Olean Steinman Thomas Tucker Umbarger Roy Temple Villars Aubrey Ward Frost Edward LeRoy Parcel Lawrence Clayton Cleveland 19 0 6 John Dawson Jordan Robert Alexander Harris Roy Bullen Schlager 19 0 7 Edwin Christian Wills Robert Norris Holloway Arthur LaVega Tice Edgar Hayden Keyes George Marti William Rector Smith Charles Emmet Lynott Berriman Floyd Bennett Homer George Baird n Byrne 143 Photo by O. C. Conkling The Hatchet 1906 Delta Sigma Delta Upsilon Chapter Established 1904 Fratres in Facultate J. H. Kennedy, M.D., D.D.S. L. M. Cox, D.D.S. Fratres in Universitate 19 0 5 W. A. Bleke E. P. Brady H. E. Dowell A. T. Gast C. W. Hodges W. L. Hudson J. F. Kimball W. L. Lehmberg A. G. Schieck R. C. Siebert G. F. Watson 19 0 6 A. Westerfeld E. R. Adams J. L. Dills Chas. Herbert C. E. May 19 0 7 J. H. Hewlett S. T. Adams E. M. Carson H. H. Hoevell W. L. Hunt C. W. Johnson A. A. Kalbfleisch J. C. Logan G. M. Scheu 145 Photo by O. C. Conkling The Hatchet 1906 Thomas Hart Benton Clu Carroll S. Bucher President Robert E. Adams Vice-President Erwin Busick Secretary Woodlief Thomas Treasurer Members Carrol S. Bucher Thomas E. Toney Dixon Van Wormer Arthur E. Dennis Luther W. Crenshaw Erwin H. Busick John W. Cook Livingstone E. Osborne Walter L. Vieregg Robert E. Adams Harold H. Smith Woodlief Thomas John A. Burke Oliver DeWerthern John H. Bracken John W. Calhoun Eugene W. English 147 nrorttua 148 Photo by O. C. Conkling The Hatchet 1906 Theta Sigma Organized 1896 Post Graduates Olga Kayser Rachel Lawton 19 0 5 Mary Charity Grace May Holman 19 0 6 Katherine Hequembourg Louise Ellison Hilda Heimenz Sadie Connor Rose Pechman 19 0 7 Frieda Kayser 19 0 8 Verne Bowles 151 Photo by O. C. Conkling The Hatchet 1906 Eta Epsilon Tau Organized 1899 Post Graduate Marion M. Clute Elma Nipher Dawson 19 0 5 Sarah Clayton Hirrel Stevens May Hamilton Caroline Steinbreder 19 0 6 Joanna Hoolan Grace Heron Mabel Knoll Florence Bixler 19 0 7 Vida Gruner Elinor Hall 19 0 8 Elizabeth Shepardson Hilda Rymershoffer 153 The Hatchet 1906 Washington University Athletic A ssociation Officers February, 1904 to December, 1904 MONTGOMERY SCHUYLER, 05, President WALTER HEIMBUECHER, ' 06, Vice-President NORMAN REHM, 05, Secretary ALEXANDER S. LANGSDORF, M.M.E., Treasurer NORMAN REHM, 04, S. R. CULBERTSON, 05, A. P, GAMBLE, 06, Auditing Committee December, 1904 to December, 1905 WALTER HEIMBUECHER, 06, W. HENDRICK, ’07, President Secretary FRED ROBINSON, 07, ALEXANDER S. LANGSDORF, M.M.E. Vice-President Treasurer Advisory Board FRANK H. EWERHARDT, Physical Director CALVIN M. WOODWARD, Ph.D. EDWARD H. KEISER, Ph.D. SEARS LEHMANN. And the President and Treasurer of the Association, the managers of Football, Baseball and Track. Managers P. A. RICHARDSON, 07, Football A. D. KRAUSE, 05, Baseball CHAP. KINGSLAND, 07, Tennis M. BURROUGHS, 07, Basketball A. R. SKINKER, 05, Track Athletics 155 LISTER TUHOLSKE, 06, Handball vr. INTERIOR VIEW OF GYMNASIUM The Gymnasium By. F. H. Ewerhardt, Physical Director HIS IMPOSING structure, conforming with the general architectural scheme of the university plan, stands at the extreme west end of the grounds; one-half mile from University Hall. As one approaches the gymnasium, he is, at once, impressed with the now famous stadium which lies to the left of the building. This is the battle field where hundreds of famous athletes struggled for honors in skill and en¬ durance. To the right of the building, over¬ looking a valley of half a mile, one sees the city of St. Louis, while a woodland hill constitutes the background. Indeed, it is a beautiful pic¬ ture. It seems lonely, this dignified, imposing structure and its fortress like construction seems a symbol of physical strength and endurance. F. H. F.WERHARDT 156 The Hatchet 1906 The gynasium has a frontage of ninety-four feet; is one hundred and eighty-one feet deep; and has three stories and a large basement. The cost of construction was $150,000. On the first floor are found an office for the Physical Director and another for the medical adviser; two large locker rooms and the gymnasium floor proper. This hall is seventy-five feet wide and one hundred and eight feet long and forty-two feet high. Windows on three sides and in the roof solve the question of light and ventilation most thoroughly. A corked running track, eighteen laps to the mile, is suspended from the ceiling. The second floor contains the trophy room, handball courts and locker rooms and accomodations for wrestling and fencing. In the basement are two large dressing rooms, with hot and cold baths for the visiting teams; the boiler and carpenter rooms and the electric fan. This fan, when in operation, ventilates the locker rooms. There is additional space reserved for bowling alleys and swimming pool. The wood floor affords splendid opportunity for indoor track and baseball training. There are in the building thirty-six hot and cold shower baths and accomodations for 2,000 lockers. These lockers are built along the most modern hygienic and practical laws. They are so constructed that the fan draws the air through the lockers and out of the building, thus dry¬ ing the clothing and eliminating the foul air. An important feature of the gymnasium is the completeness with which it is equipped. Apparatus of every description, recognized by the profession, is found within its walls. It includes Swedish, German, Orthopedic and Anthropometric apparatus and various games. This fact and the general scheme along the lines of hygiene and practicability mark it as one of the most thorough and finished gymnasia of modern times. 157 FOOTBALL TEAM 1904 The Hatchet 1906 F o o t b a 1 1 H. H. Thompson, Medical ’05, Manager C. H. L. Cassell, ' 05, Captain Glover Johns, Dental 05. Assistant Manager L. W. Boynton, Coach Chas. Washer, Assistant Coach St. Clair Shaw, Assistant Coach The Team Left End Left Tackle Left Guard Center Schaumberg Luckey Weber Cassell Right Guard Right Tackle Sherman Washer Right End Monroe Quarter Back Stuttle Left Half Back Crisp Right Half Back Smith Full Back W. Krause Substitutes Lehmann, Stone, Yates, Baker, A. Krause, Weiss, Logan, Lewis Schedule All Games Played at St. Louis Shurtleff College September 28 0 Washington University 10 Rose Polytechnic Institute October 5 5 Washington University 16 University of Illinois October 8 31 Washington University 0 University of the South October 15 17 Washington University 0 Drury College October 19 0 Washington University 36 University of Indiana October 22 21 Washington University 6 University of Texas October 29 23 Washington University 0 University of Missouri November 5 0 Washington University 11 University of Kansas November 12 12 Washington University 0 University of West Virginia November 19 6 Washington University 5 Haskell Indians November 24 42 Washington University 0 159 The Hatchet 1906 A Football Retrospect By H. H. Thompson, Manager. m ,HILE the past season had many defeats to record, it betokens the future of this sport at Washington. Connected as the University was, with the Physical Culture Department of the World ' s Fair, many institutions which heretofore had refused to recognize us, were compelled to realize that in Washington they had a fast growing rival. A schedule was arranged and played which was the equal of any played in the West. Manfully every man did his duty for his Alma Mater, in spite of what seemed overwhelming odds and unreasonably hard luck. While defeat seems hard at the time it may NEARING MISSOURI’S GOAL mean real victory. We feel that the defeats of the past season are but the stepping stones to a wider, more abundant success for the University as it enters upon its new and LAKKY BOYNTON 160 The Hatchet 1906 SCORING ON MISSOURI Missouri was the climax of student joy. Long our rivals and conquerors, this year they were forced to bow to the Myrtle and Maroon. Just one week later the strong Kansas team was forced to acknowledge that we were foemen worthy of their steel. These two games made every effort put forth by the new men worth while, for they stand as the best examples of the great college sport ever seen in St. Louis and made the people of St Louis realize that they must depend on Washington to bring the laurels of the football field to them. With the Stadium absolutely under our control; good standing with the leading institutions of the neighboring states; interest of students and citizens, the colors of our Alma Mater will wave victorious over many a field. enlarged scope of use- fullness. The record of the team of this year will stand as a monu¬ ment of the turning of the ways from a small institution to an athletic equality with any uni¬ versity of the Middle West. The defeat of C. H. L. Cassel, Capt. 1904 161 The Hatchet 1906 Baseball Arno D. Krause, ’05, Manager Julius M. Bischoff, 04, Captain William Steinwender, Princeton, ’02, Coach Team A. Hirsh, ’05 F. M. Robinson, ’07 Bert Liston, ’07 C. P. Stuttle, 04 R. W. Benecke, ' 07 E. M. McLean P. A. Richardson, ’07 J. M. Bischoff, ’04, Capt W. Orthwein, ' 05 W. Jones,’ 07 R. M. Saylor, ’05 B. Anderson, ’05 V. Kunz, 04 Left Field Center Field Right Field Shortstop Third Base Second Base First Base Pitcher Catcher 163 The Hatchet 1906 Baseball Schedule All Games Played at St. Louis Smith Academy 5 April 16 Missouri Athletic Club 5 April 23 Smith Academy 5 April 27 Manual Training School 11 April 29 St Louis High School 0 May 4 Shurtleff College 3 May 7 Manual Training School 7 May 11 Indiana University 4 May 19 St. Louis A. A. A. 10 May 21 Vanderbilt University 14 May 25 Kansas University 10 May 27 Kansas University 4 May 28 Missouri University May 7 Westminster College May 11 Rose Polytechnic Institute May 14 Indiana University May 18 Missouri University June 3 Missouri University June 4 Washington University 12 Washington University 15 Washington University 9 Washington University 12 Washington University 3 Washington University 12 Washington University 8 Washington University 5 Washington University 2 Washington University 3 Washington University 20 Washington University 10 Postponed Postponed Postponed Not played on account of rain Not played on account of rain Not played on account of rain 164 The Hatchet 1906 A Retrospect of the Baseball Season By A. D. Krause, Manager ASHINGTON UNIVERSITY started the baseball season of 1904 under auspices which promised to make the team the most successful in the history of the University, but fate ruled otherwise. This must not be construed to mean that it was a disastrous season, quite the contrary, yet we did not realize our fondest hope—to play and incidentally defeat our erstwhile rival, Missouri. Of the twenty odd games arranged by the management, the Varsity could play only twelve, of which ten were won and two were lost. Eight games were postponed on ac¬ count of rain. We had every reason to expect a successful season. The St. Louis Amateur Athletic Association’s Club House and grounds were secured for practice, and the management had also obtained the services of Billy Steinwender, former captain of Prince¬ ton, to coach the team. Last and most important of all were the arrangements made whereby all our college games were played in the Stadium of the World ' s Fair Grounds. Thus, with a good schedule, resources, equipment, coach and grounds, Washington had reason to expect wonders. The season was inaugurated on April 16, when the Varsity, in a loosely played game, defeated Smith Academy 12 to_5. J - M Bischoff ‘ Captain 19 w. Missouri Athletic Club was our next opponent on April 15 and in an informal game the Varsity won out 15 to 5. The fourth of May, in 165 The Hatchet 1906 highly finished form, the Varsity defeated the High School, 3 to 0. It was by far the best game played thus far. On Saturday, May 7, Wash¬ ington was scheduled to play its first game in the Stadium of the World’s Fair Grounds with Missouri but, unfortunately, owing to the inclement weather, the athletic field in the Stadium was still unfinished and conse¬ quently the game was postponed to June 2. However, the management did not want to see the team remain idle for that date and so very fortunately secured a game with Shurtleff College at Alton and defeated the ministers in a six inning game, 12 to 3. On May 19th Washington played the first game in the Stadium with Indiana and, in a close and exciting contest, defeated the “Hoosiers,” 5 to 4. The victory reflected great credit on the team, especially since Indiana had come with a long record of victories and only one defeat. The Varsity on the following Saturday, May 21st, experienced its first defeat at the hands of the St. Louis Amateur Athletic Association team and lost, 10 to 2. The team showed exactly a reversal of the form displayed in the Indiana game, for which there was no excuse. This ended our hopes of going through the season without a defeat. How¬ ever, on May 25th. Washington was again to taste the bitter dregs of defeat at the hands of Vanderbilt University, when the Varsity was overwhelmingly defeated, 14 to 3. If the Varsity had not experienced a sad and unfortunate ‘ Balloon ascension” and had played up to form, the score might have been reversed. The Varsity soon redeemed itself, for in the two games with Kansas, on May 27th and 28th, Kansas suffered defeat twice by the scores of 20 to 10 and 10 to 4. It rained continually the first week of June and caused the post¬ ponement of the Culver Military Academy game on Decoration Day, and the three Missouri games on June 2nd, 3rd and 4th, much to our regret. A retrospect of the season would not be complete without a few words concerning the personnel of the team. The first to deserve mention, of course, is Captain Bischoff. His work was consistent and faithful, and at all times he was heart and soul in the game. Orthwein and Jones both pitched excellent, steady ball and were handy with the ash. Kunz and Anderson were as good as anyone could desire behind the bat and inspired confidence in the team. Richardson at second played erratically at times, but as this was his first year he has great 166 The Hatchet 1906 promise of making a reputation. Stuttle at short played excellent ball. McClean and Benecke, alternating at third, both filled their position well. Then in the field, Liston and Hirsch, were both sure and consistent fielders. Last, but not least, Fred Robinson in center field, at all times could be depended upon and his election as captain of the 1905 team justifies the confidence the Varsity rests in him and truly merits his ability as a player. TRACK TEAM. The Hatchet 1906 University Field Day Held at the A. A. A. Grounds, Forest Park, May 8, 1904. Field Officials Referee, R. J. Leacock Judges, A. S. Langsdorf, M. Delaney, Sears Lehmann, H. Si. C. Shaw Timers. E. H. Keiser, F. E. Nipher, A. H. Muegge Scorers, A. D. Krause, A. P. Gamble Clerk of Course, A. J. Goodbar Starter, T. Aiken Announcer, C. M. Woodward Programme of Events 100-yard dash, H. K. Tootle (scratch), won; Julius M. Bischoff second; time, 10 2-5 seconds. 220-yard dash, H. K. Tootle (scratch), won; S. E. Eliot, second; time, 24 seconds. Broad jump—Williams (6 inches), won; Ferris (6 inches), second; distance, 20 feet 7 inches. 880-yard run—Moore (10 yards), won; J. Fleming (scratch), second, time 2:10 4-5. Shot put—Laichinger (scratch), won; distance 35 feet 4 inches. 120-yard hurdles—Seth Smith (scratch), Won; Morrison (four yards), second: time, 16 4-5 seconds. 440-yard run—Fleming (scratch), won; Ferris (7 yards), second; time, 53 2-5. 16-pound hammer throw—Walls (10 feet) won; Morrison (scratch), second; dis¬ tance, 108 feet. One mile run—Hall (scratch), won; Ruebel (scratch), second; time, 4:51 1-5. Discus throw—Heimbuecher (15 feet), won; Patton (15 feet), second; distance, 90 feet 9 inches. 220-yard hurdles—Seth Smith (scratch), won; Williams (5 yards), second; time 28 1-5 seconds. Polevault—Williams (scratch), won; Poor, second; distance, 114 inches. Relay race, won by Juniors, Eliot, Moore, Schuyler, Skinker, (Captain); time, 3 minutes 3 seconds. High Jump—Laichinger, (scratch), won; Fronske (1-2 inch), second; height, 5 feet 5 1-2 incher. 170 The Hatchet 1906 Meets Entered by Washington, 1904 Open Handicap Meet Stadium, May 21 220-yard Dash—23 1-5 seconds, Tootle, first. A. A. U. Handicap Meet Stadium, June 2 120-yards Hurdles—16 3-5 seconds, Smith, first. 1-mile run—4 minutes, 34 4-5 seconds, Hall, first. 220-yards hurdles—25 1-5 seconds, Smith, second. Pole Vault —8 feet 6 inches, Williams, third. Broad Jump—22 feet, Williams, second; Smith, third. Score Washington University 18 Maryland A. C. 14 Bethlehem Prep. School, Bethlehem, Pa. 10 Iowa State University 8 Star A. C., Long Island City, N. Y. 8 Missouri University 7 New West Side A. C., N. Y. 6 St. Louis University 6 St. Bartholomew A. C., N. Y. 6 And fifteen other teams scoring 5 points or less. A. A. U. Junior Championships Stadium, June 4 120-yard hurdle—17 1-5 seconds, Smith, third. 220-yard hurdle—27 2-5 seconds, Smith, second. Broad Jump—20 (eet 2 1-2 inches, Smith, first. Score Greater N. Y. Irish A. A. 34 Central Y. M. C. A., Chicago 20 Chicago A. A. n Washington University 9 Pacific A. C., San Francisco 8 Missouri University 7 And fifteen other teams scoring 5 points or less. 171 The Hatchet 1906 A. A. U. Senior Championships Stadium, June 4 120-yard hurdles—16 1-5 seconds, Smith, third. Western College Championships Stadium, June 11 100-yard dash—10 1-5 seconds, Tootle third. 440-yard dash—49 3-5 seconds, Fleming, second. 120-yard hurdle—15 seconds, Smith, third. 220-yard dash—21 4-5 seconds, Tootle, third. Broad Jump—21 feet 6 3-4 inches, Smith, second. 56-lb. Weight—19 feet 11 1-2 inches, Walls, first. Score Seth Smith, Captain, 1905 172 1905 TENNIS TEAM Tennis W. W. Horner, ' 05, Manager Walter Fischel, ' 05, Med., Captain Team More, 04, Law Fischel, ' 05, Medical McPheeters, ' 05, Law Senseney, ' 05, Medical No Intercollegiate Matches were Played 173 The Hatchet 19 06 ► University Tournament St. Louis A. A. A. Courts, Commencement Week Singles Preliminary First Round Second Round Finals (Bye) Senseney Senseney (Bye ) ) Patton 8-6. 6-3 Heimbuecher ) Fisher Fisher 1 (Default) Fischel ) Fischel Fischel Fischel McPheeters 1 6-8. 6-2, 6-4 6-1. 6-1 6-3. 6-1 Delano Ferris Ferris ) 6-1. 6-1 Ferris Ferris (Bye) Bischoff (Default) 6-1. 6-1 (Bye) ) Zeppenfeld Richardson (Bye) Richardson (Default) Challenge Match Fischel 6-1, 6-4, 6-2 Fischel ) More M ore h-3,6-4.6-3 Doubles Patton and Delano ) More and McPheeters ' More and McPheeters ] 6-2,6-0 l More and McPheeters Fisher and Ferris J 6-1. 6-3 Interclass Tournament 1904 1907 I 1905) 1906J 1907) 1905.1 1905 174 The Hatchet 19 0 6 Basketball Mortimer P. Burroughs, 07, Manager Fred Robinson, 06, Captain Team F. M. ROBINSON. CAPTAIN 1905 Patton Stevens, MacKinlay, Bischoft Seniors Juniors (won by default) Seniors Freshmen Juniors Sophomores 2 28 Robinson, Brosard Forwards Hendrich Center Thomas, Morgan Guards Gamble, Sammelman, Krause Substitutes Schedule Washington University 19 Southern Illinois State Normal 15 Class Team S Senior Saylor, Skinker Forwards Culbertson Center Barnes, Capt., Eliot, Schuyler Guards Junior -1 Robinson, Campbell Forwards Gamble Center 1905 W. Krause, Sammelman Guards e Freshman Forwards McFarland (Capt.). Langenberg Forwards Center Hospes, Frerichs Center Guards Thomas, Morgan, Fullerton Guards U n i versity Gymnas i u m 20 Seniors 3 Juniors 20 Sophomores 26 Freshmen 13 Sophomores Freshmen 19 24 Sophomores Freshmen 23 25 Juniors won 3 lost 0 Standing Freshmen won 3 lost 2 Sophomores won 1 lost 3 Seniors won 0 lost 3 176 1 906 HANDBALL TEAM Handball Lister Tuholske, 06, Manager Class Teams Senior j u n i o r Sop homore F r e s h man Horner Robinson Richardson Wertheimer, McFarland Hawkins Gamble Bischoff, Captain Fullerton Skinker Tuholske, Captain Burroughs Langenberg, Captain T o u r n a m e nt Held at M u e g g e Inst i t u t e Seniors 21 21 21 Juniors 21 21 21 Freshmen 14 16 2 Freshmen 3 15 3 Juniors 21 21 21 Freshmen 21 21 21 Seniors 11 7 14 Sophomores 16 17 17 Seniors 21 11 21 Juniors 21 21 20 Sophomores 14 21 19 Sophomores 10 8 21 Stand i n g Won Lost Juniors 8 1 Seniors 5 4 Freshmen 3 6 Sophomores 2 7 178 -me .t. ' VW.Vrr’M J� r WIW WW rSOmflfVYV V ’• s ' J ' M’VwXtA • The Hatchet 1906 Wearers of the “ W ’’ Baseball, 1904 A. D. Krause, ' 05, Manager J. Bischoff, ' 04 Stuttle, 04D. Hirsch, ' 05M. Orthwein, ' 05L. Saylor, 05 Robinson, 06 Benecke, ’07 Liston, ’07M. Richardson, ’07 Track, 1904 R. A. Campbell, ’06, Manager Tootle, 05L. Smith, 05M. Football, 1904 Thompson, 05M., Manager Cassell, ' 05 Sherman, 05L. Smith, 05M. Weiss, ' 05M. Baker, ' 06D. W. Krause, 06 F. Lehmann, 07L. A. D. Krause, Lewis, ' 07M. Luckey, ’07M. Schauinbcrg, ' 07L. Crisp, ' 08D. Logan, ’08 Monroe, ' 07M. Stone, 08M. Weber, 08D. ’05 Yates, 08D. Debating 1905 G. C. Stevens, ’07 H. F. Ferriss, ' 05, (Law), F. Armstrong, ' 05, (Law) 179 ©rgatuzatiotta Student Body Class Representatives 19 0 5 H. Steinbreder. President Norman Rehm 19 0 6 Halford E. Luccock Charles Kano Traber 190 7 M. P. Burroughs, Secretary Gomer Evans, Treasurer Pierre Grace 19 0 8 Earl Morgan Board of G i r 1 s ' Club Class Representatives 181 Gertrude Shryock, ’05 Vida Gruner, ' 07 Hirrel Stevens, 06 Elinor Hall, ’08 ■■BP Photo by O. C. Conkling The Hatchet 1906 Blackstone Debating Society Officers E . G . Curt P I s resident A . Brackmann Secretary H . H . S M I T Vice H - President W H . Cloud Treasurer Members R. E. Adams Fred Armstrong, Jr. A. Brackmann C. S. Bucher Robert Burkam Ephrim Caplan C. W. Casey W. H. Cloud L. W. Crenshaw E. G. Curtis Homer Davenport O. DeWerthern H. T, Ferriss V. H. Hemphill N. E. Jacobs S. P. McChesney T. S. McPheeters W. R. Orthwein E. Ossing Henry Potter N. J. Sadler Sam Sherman H. H. Smith J. A. Burke J. W. Stead W. Thomas D. VanWormer T. W. White C. M. Wild J. A. Wolfort C. J. Anker E. H. Busick J. W. Cook E. W. English W. S. Morgan E. J. Nichols L. E. Osborne Daniel Dillon. Jr. C. M. Rice L. I. Heyman H. S. Haas S. M. B. Long B. S. Clayton Leland Wind Alva Trueblood F. W. Lehmann, Jr. W. McN. Ilgenfritz E. P. Hellmuth 183 Officers Montgomery Schuyler President Louis J. Brooks,Jr. Vice-President S. M. Thomas Secretary John E. Schmale Treasurer Members S. M. Thomas M. B. Rosenheim W. A. Burnet G. C. Stevens M. Schuyler J. W. Witt W. F. Hendrich H. R. Gilbert Team Chosen to Debate with University of Nebraska Henry T. Ferriss, 05, Law Fred Armstrong, Jr., ’05, Law Graham C. Stevens, 07 L. J. Brooks A. Brill J. E. Schmale F. L. English Wm. H. Schlueter I. A. Sims S. R. Culbertson 184 Girl ' s Literary Society Organized 1904 Officers Clara Thompson President Edna Deahl Vice-President Cornelia Coulter Secretary and Treasurer Members Clara Thompson Helen Rudolph Hirrel Stevens Edna Deahl Helen Patterson Cornelia Coulter Charity Grace Margaret O ' Connor Marie Kauffmann F. L. English 185 The Hatchet 1906 Political Science Club Officers Samuel E. Eliot President Lyda Long Secretary and Treasurer Programme Committee Prof. A. P. Winston Chairman Prof. W. R. Smith Arno D. Krause Marion M. Clute Members Ella Bella Greensfelder Hirrel Stevens Lillian I. Randall Grace Heron Sarah Clayton E. B. Patton E. H. Luccock Arno D. Krause Prof. A. P. Winston Walter Vieregg Francis T. Cutts R. L. Murphy Mary B. Huse Marion Clute Millie Wassemian Isla Sloan Mr. and Mrs. W. D. Higdon O. J. Winterman A. R. Skinker Prof. W. R. Smith R. R. Finster Arthur E. Dennis F. A. Waite Woodlief Thomas 186 Adolph Baltzer, Leadei First Tenor E. F. Paddock Harry McFarland Walter Bryan Hugh Fullerton First Bass F. English Erie Birkner Arno D. Krause E. Morgan Leigh Hunt Warren A. Burnet Second Tenor Roy A. Campbell Adolph Baltzer Carl Hawkins R. R. MacGoodwin Second Bass Graham Stevens Kurt Krause Robert G. Walls Chapel Choir Herbert B. Smith, Director Sopranos Lillian Randall Clara Thompson Helen Rndolph May Hamilton Caroline Steinbreder Hirrel Stevens Basses Kurt Krause C. H. Briggs Fred English Herbert Poor Altos Joanna Hoolan Blanche Kahn Hilda Reymershoffer Tenors John Schmale Walter Bryan Edward Paddock Samuel Eliot John J. Roth, Leader Members First Mandolin John J. Roth C. L. Hunt Rector Williams Oliver P. Luetscher Simeon R. Tyler Flute Charles Viley Second Mandolin Walter Krause Clarence C. Wheeler Roy O. Chaffee Pierre Grace L. C. Kingsland F. M. Eliot Guitars Theodore Briell E. F. Paddock H. E. Poor 189 The Hatchet 1906 P r a ] l m a Senior Society Established 1904 19 0 5 Stephen Roy Culbertson William George Drosten Samuel Ely Eliot Winans Wesley Horner Arno Dominic Krause Richard Morgan Saylor Alexander Rives Skinker Norman Franklin Rehm Montgomery Schuyler Harry John Steinbreder Honorary Members Winfield Scott Chaplin, A.M., LL.D. Marshall Solomon Snow, A.M. Calvin Milton Woodward, A.B., Ph D. 190 The Hatchet 1906 ock and Chain Sophomore Society Alvan Joy Goodbar Mortimer Perry Burroughs Preston Allen Richardson William Edmund Liggett Rector Linde Williams Henry H. Clayton Herbert Emery Poor George Herbert Souther Fredrick Lewis English Herbert M. Patton 191 H The Hatchet 1906 The Areopagus of Washington University Founded 1904 Sigma Alpha Epsilon Phi Delta Theta Sigma Nu Kappa Sigma W. A. G. Organized 1901 Vida Gruner Adele Aid Kathrine Hequembourg Sadie Connor Joanna Hoolan May Holman Marion Clute Rachel Lawton 192 IHMHn Dramatic Club Officers Robert S. Starbird, President May Hamilton, Vice - President Charity Grace, Secretary J. Fred Gilster, Treasurer Vida Gruner, Assistant Treasurer Melville Burke, Assistant Treasurer Alvan J. Goodbar, Business Manager Fred L. English, Assistant Business Manager Members Margaret Barlow S. E. Eliot Gertrude Shryock A. J. Goodbar Charity Grace M. B. Rosenheim May Hamilton R. S. Starbird Vida Gruner J. E. Schmale Hirrel Stevens A. Brill Clara Thompson M. Burke Adele Garrels J. F. Gilster Helen Patterson T. W. Allen Cornelia Coulter Mabel C. Knoll Vine Colby M. M. Glauber Olive Kerley H. McFarland Grace Heron W. R. Gilbert Blanche Kahn H. R. Gilbert Elinor Hall M. K. Toeppan Edna Dealil A. J. Wertheimer Helen Rudolph H. Gilliam Joanna Hoolan Edna Walilert Marion Clute Sadie A, Connor F. L. English 193 THE CAST OF TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA, AND OFFICERS OF DRAMATIC CLUB The Hatchet 1906 Dramatic Club Two Gentlemen of Verona The Annual Play of the Dramatic Club to be produced at the Century Theatre, Commencement Week CAST OF CHARACTERS Duke of Milan A. Brill Antonio H. Gilliam Valentine J. F. Gilster Proteus S. E. Eliot Thurio J. E. Schmale Eglamour H. Gilliam Speed M. A. Burke Launce G. B. Logan Panthino H. R. Gilbert Host A. J. Wertheimer First Outlaw M. Rosenheim Second Outlaw F. L. English Third Outlaw M. M. Glauber Silvia Miss Colby Julia Miss Knoll L ucet t a Miss Rudolph The Garroters A Farce by William Dean Howells. Produced by the Washington University Dramatic Club, December 21. 1904. CAST OF CHARACTERS Mr. Roberts Willis Dr. Lawson Mr. Bemis Mr. Bemis, Jr. Mrs. Roberts Mrs. Crashaw Mrs. Bemis, Jr. Bella, the Maid John E. Schmale T. W. Allen Melville A. Burke Abraham Brill Fred L. English Margaret D. Barlow Rachel Lawton Helen Patterson Adele Garrels 195 The Hatchet 1906 Dramatic Club Die Meisterschaft. A Comedy in Three Acts by Mark Twain. Produced in Cupples Hall No. 2, Wednesday, March 15. 1905. CAST OF CHARACTERS Mr. Stephenson Will Jackson George Franklin Mrs. Blumenthal Anne Stephenson Margret Stephenson Gretehen M. M. Glauber H. Gilliam H. M. McFarland Miss Olive Kerley Miss Charity Grace Miss Elinor Hall Miss Vida Gruner Mr. Bob A Two Act Farce by Rachel E. Baker. Produced in Cupples Hall No. 2, Wednesday afternoon and Friday evening, April 12 and 14. CAST OF C Aunt Beckie Katherine Mr. Bob Philip Royson Mr. Brown Patty, the Maid Jenkins, the Butler ARACTERS Miss Cornelia Coulter Miss Joanna Hoolan Miss Blanche Kahn W. R. Gilbert A. J. Wertheimer Miss Helen Patterson M. E. Burke ■ Officers Edward Paddock, President Oliver Luetscher, Vice-President Roy A. Campbell, Secretary Harvey D. Lamb, Treasurer Members W, Hempelmann, 05 H. J. Steinbreder, ' 05 E. Paddock, 06 Harvey D. Lamb, 06 Roy A. Campbell, ' 06 A. V. Graf, 05 Herbert Schroeder, ' 05 Oliver Luetscher, 06 Fred M. Robinson, 06 Oscar J. Winterman, ' 06 197 n r .==a 4 L fi 1 ■ ■ , .-T)) [Si Stefa 4 %, - i® j American Institute of Electri Engineers Washington University Branch A. S. Langsdorf, M. M. E„ Chairman Theo. Kargau E. Ball man C. R. Butler W. E. Bryan G. L. Evans Geo. Mezger N. F. Rehm A. R. Butler E. J. Birkner M. C. Cave W. E. Liggett P. A. Richardson W. E. Weidmann 198 - ■ m The Hatchet 19 0 6 Architectural Society John J. Roth, President Robert C. Duncan, Secretary and Treasurer Members Edward E. Christopher John R. Lautenbach Arthur O. Steidemann Clarence George A. Kraetsch Robert R. McGoodwin Herbert Guy Study . Wheeler Honorary Members ‘‘in Facilitate Frederick M. Mann, C. E., M.S. Louis C. Spiering Henry M. McGoodwin Architects Smoker Given in Cupples No. 1, March 27th, 1905 PROGRAM Music . . Mandolin Club Paper on French Architectural Schools, by Mr. L. C. Spiering, instructor in design, Washington University Atelier. Prof. McGoodwin Illustrated Talk on Japanese Prints. Prof. Mann Song—“Mr. Kelley” . . ... Sam Eliot Monologue. Mr. Saum Song—“He Ought to Have an Ice Box in the Hall of Fame” . . McGoodwin Music. . Mandolin Club Song—”F—o—o—o—r—c— z . ........ McGoodwin Violin Solo.. Mr. Schaefer Close Harmony Quartette .. Paddock, McGoodwin, Gilster and Eliot in selected Barber Shops 199 Officers M. P. Burroughs, Commodore B. Fisher, Vice-Commodore T. Briell, Flag Captain Members R. M. Saylor O. J. Winterman M. C. Cave Harold Newcomb M. P. Burroughs Brownlee Fisher Theodore Briell Mont Schuyler A. R. Skinker C. C. Wheeler George Barnes C. L. Hawkins Walter Hempelmann L. Tuliolske 201 1905 UNDERGRADUATE BOWLING TEAM Bowling Glover Johns, Manager Tournament Held on W. U. Club Alleys Cocked Hat Tournament Won Lost 1905 Undergrad 17 1 1904 Dent. 11 3 1904 Law 4 5 1906 Undergrad 5 7 1905 Dent. 5 13 1907 Undergrad 2 7 Alumni Undergrad 0 15 Winning Cocked Hat, 1905 Undergraduate R. M. Saylor, Captain George Barnes Mont Schuyler Carl Hawkins A. R. Skinker Duck Pin Tournament Games Played Total No. Pins 1905 Dent. 6 8837 1904 Dent. 6 8432 1905 Undergrad 4 5312 1906 Undergrad 4 5301 1904 Law 4 5116 1907 Undergrad 2 2335 T e a m s Duck Pin, 1905 Dental R. T. Vi liars, Captain T. T. Umbarger J. Kimble Fred W. Horstmann 202 Chief High Muckalorum (known in vulgar parlance as President ' ) G. B. LOGAN Chief High Mogulski (commonly and wrongly termed Vice-President ) CARL WHITMIRE Exalted Keeper of the Treasure Tank (called Treasurer” by the Illiterate) DAN RUEBEL Grand Pusher of the Dripping Pen (translated as “Secretary in the language ol the Slums) HARRY GILBERT Generalissimo of the Guards (known as “Sergeant-at-Arms among the untutored sons of Adam) JACK ROTH High Munificent Guardian of the Outer Entrance. (Otherwise specified as Door- Keeper ) F. GREASON DELANO Main Wind Splitter, (called by all Peasants “Field Captain ) HERBERT E. POOR Speed Accelerator Plenipotentiary. (Incorrectly called Pacer ) OLIVER LUETSCHER Herald of the Chase. (Designated by the Witless as the “Caller”) FRITZ FRERICHS Dean of the Space-Snatchers. (In the Slip-shod Language of the careless “Press- Agent ) KOH KUMASHIRO Common Herd George B. Logan Dan Ruebel Jack Roth Herbert E. Poor Fritz Frerichs Carl Whitmire Harry Gilbert F. Greason Delano Oliver Lnetscher Koh Kumashiro 203 - The Hatchet 1906 The Y. M. C. A Officers S. B. MePheeters, President H. Gyde Lund, Vice-President R. M. Spivy, Recording Secretary W. J. Blackard, Treasurer Advisory Board Dr. E. W. Saunders Dr. F. E. Woodruff. Chairman Dr. H. L. Crossen Dr. Paul Y. Tupper 0 WO years ago, a Young Men ' s Christian Association was founded in the Medical Department of Washington University. During these two years the Association has grown remarkably. Under the direction of a general secretary, seven committees carry on the work. The membership committee has thus far in the present year enrolled one hundred and forty-one students as active and associate members. There are two hundred and forty students in the school. The committee in charge of religious meetings has conducted a weekly meeting at which many of the most prominent ministers and laymen in the city have spoken. The committee in charge of the rooms has fur¬ nished the Y. M. C. A. quarters very comfortably and provided them with periodicals and papers, free stationary, games, and greater source of pleasure than any of these, a piano. The committee has sought to aid the new men finding boarding places. The social and Bible study committees have been equally active in their -respective spheres. During the year four entertainments and socials have been given at the various churches and have been a very pleasant means of introducing the students to the people of St. Louis. Systematic Bible study has made a good start this year. Four Associa¬ tion men have volunteered for the foreign missionary field. 20-1 The Hatchet 1906 Alumni Association of Washington University Officers Thomas G. Rutledge, ' 92, President Grant Beebe, ' 88, Vice-President Louis A. Benecke, ' 96, Director Everett Paul Griffin, ' 01, Secretary Chas. P. Pettus, ' 99, Corresponding Secretary A. S. Langsdorf, ' 98, Treasurer. J. W. Schaub, Secretary Chicago Branch George I. Bouton, Secretary New York Branch Alumnae Association Officers Miss Helen M. Phillips, President Miss Bertha C. Sessinghaus, Vice-President Miss May I. Bouton, Secretary and Treasurer 205 — THE HATCHET 1 9 0 6 ' ’ BOARD Photo by O. C. Conkling The Hatchet 1906 The Hatchet Board of Editors Halford E. Luccock Oscar J. Winterman Roy A. Campbell Herbert B. Smith Lister H. Tuholske Montgomery Schuyler Edward Paddock May Hamilton Hirrel Stevens Edi tor-in-Cli ief Business Manager Assistant Business Manager Assistant Editor Assistant Editor Assistant Editor Art Editor Co-Editor Co-Editor Class Representatives Undergraduates M. Schuyler, ' 05 A. J. Goodbar, ' 07 Kurt Krause, ' 08 Law Fred Armstrong, ' 05 Chas. M. Rice, ' 07 Medical Robert Schlernitzauer, ' 05 Martin G. Fronske, ' 07 Randall S. Tilles, ' 08 Dental E. P. Brady, 05 J. L. Dills, ' 06 George M. Byrne, ' 08 Art School Harry Wingo 209 THE HATCHET BOARD AND CLASS REPRESENTATIVES. Plioto by O. C. Conkling The Hatchet 1906 ontributors to Liter E. R. Adams Fred Armstrong, Jr. E. H. Busick Geo. M. Byrne F. H. Ewerhardt M. G. Fronske A. J. Goodhar A. D. Krause Kurt Rrause R. T. Vi liars A r R. C. Duncan J. B. Faucett Will Hall M. Mahoney George McManus Mildred Moore Thos. Price Remington Schuyler E. V. Less Robt. Walls Walter Heimbuecher The Hatchet Paul E. More H. E. Poor P. A. Richardson C. M. Rice R. A. Schlernitzauer A. R. Skinker R. S. Tilles H. H. Thompson Edgar Trail R. M. Wilson t Nannie Drake B. F. Forrester Walter Hendrich R. R. MacGoodwin H. Milliken Lee Munroe J. J. Roth Elizabeth Scammell Kurt R. Toensfelt Harry Wingo R. A. Schlernitzauer Student Life Editorial Staff T. P. Moore, ' 05 Editor-in-Chiej C. H. Briggs, ' 05, Assistant Editor W. R. Gilbert, 06, Assistant Editor Fred L. English, 07, Local Editor P. A. Richardson, ' 07, Local Editor Arno Krause, 05, Athletic Editor L. C. Kingsland, ' 07, Exchange Editor Norman F. Rehm, ' 05, Business Manager R. L. Williams, ' 07, Assistant Business Manager Herbert S. Schroeder. 05, Assistant Business Manager I The Hatchet 1906 The Hatchet 1906 Lines On the opening of the new buildings of the University. January thirtieth, 1905 The pageant of the idle summer days Is vanished, and the unsubstantial domes Crumble to dust; on far-diverging ways The stranger-folk have sought their myriad homes. Here, where the nations late in easeful glory Gathered to count the profit of times past, Begins today upon these hills a story That scarce shall end while earthly time shall last. For these enduring towers shall front the dawn And see the sleeping city wake again T en thousand winter morns when all are gone That now are stirring in that hive of men. Hither shall troop the eager generations, With youth and hope and wonder in their eyes; And hence shall pass, for healing of the nations, Men that have learned the love of truth, the hate of lies. Here youth shall dream its dreams, and still grow wise To shape those dreams into the stuff of life; Here shall the future first in vision rise; Here shall the sword be sharpened for the strife. Here shall be loved all ancient loveliness, While knowledge still shall grow from more to more; Hence shall the thoughts that vivify and bless Still into all life ' s thirsty channels pour. So, midst the dusty pomps of yesteryear, Open we now that well wherefrom shall flow Waters of truth, from their high fountains here, Age after age, to ail the plain below. —Arthur O. Lovejoy. 215 ■ The Hatchet 1906 A Greeting to the New University f ou TELL me that the University moved out to splendid quarters in February, and ask me to write representing the Alumni a short article of greeting or congratulation to the University on its new life and prospects. Indeed, I am ready to express my delight over the handsome prosperity of that kindly old lady, my Alma Mater; but how, exactly, shall I write greeting or congratu lations I who have never seen these new buildings and whose memories all go back to that solemn pile of brick on Seventeenth Street? And 1 am a little flattered and chagrined at once by the request—flattered that I should be chosen to represent the Alumni; chagrined because this means that I am already counted among the old boys. It is a good many years since I and the four others who made up my class heard that good and wise man, Chancellor Eliot, discourse of moral philosophy, while he sat comfortably with feet half drawn from his shoes. That was in the ancient chapel, the large room on the corner of Washington and Seventeenth Street. Above it was the “Library (so called by courtesy, for I never saw student or instructor borrow a book from its shelves) where the different college classes sat and studied— or played cards—in their particular alcoves ; the polytechnic fellows in¬ habited their own strange apartment in some mysterious upper story to which no college man was ever known to penetrate. I could fill your book with secret tales of what went on in that Library —of the hum¬ orous monkey we once enticed up the water pipe and into the window, while the gentleman below ceased grinding his organ and harangued us in fluent Italian ; of the sudden silence that used to fall and the hur¬ ried disappearance into dark corners every morning when Professor Snow, in all his stately pomp, appeared at the door and asked us seduc¬ tively whether we had not heard the chapel bell; of a thousand esca¬ pades which it is just as well not to mention now. Some of the Alumni whom I am supposed to represent might not relish this uncovering of the past. Has not one of these gentlemen become a distinguished engineer 216 The Hatchet 1906 who publishes reports on the New York electric lighting works (of the future), and the subway, and all sorts of things? His office is down by Wall Street, quite near mine, and occasionally he invites me to take luncheon at his club. I should not like to offend him by relating how he used to walk into chapel—but enough! You see I am really one of the old boys and begin to grow garrulous. I said no one ever borrowed the books from the library. That is not quite true. There was a set of the latin authors, in usum Delphini with a delightful, simple translation, or ordo , which made them extremely popular. I wonder whether they are still in demand. My class. I remember, used several of the volumes so assiduously in our eagerness to make the path of learning smooth that we wore out two or three bind¬ ings, and then they were put under lock and key. Thereby hangs a tale of woe. It was our genial custom to translate the lesson together—that is, one would translate while the others listened ; it reduced the labor, you see, by four fifths. As the recognized idler of the class I used gener¬ ally to sit with my book face-down and listen. It was fairly easy to piece together what I recollected of the translation with the Latin before me in the class room. Well, one day after the assistance of the ordo had been cruelly debarred, the villain of the party took a paragraph of Sue¬ tonius ' Life of Nero and turned it into a piece of English perfectly start¬ ling for its naughtiness. And how was I to guess it was all wrong? I knew that Nero was very wicked, and a man who could murder his mother might do anything. Unluckily, Professor Jackson called on me to translate that very passage. I had not seen the Latin before and I be¬ gan glibly on the version as I had heard it. Pretty soon I observed that the Latin and English words did not correspond, and then I observed a curious look of bewilderment on the good old professor’s face. “Really” he said, I don’t just see how you get that translation ; and it is a pity to paint Nero any blacker than he was.” The men all laughed hilariously. They even pretended it was a joke on me, but I am convinced to this day that every one of them, including the original translator, would have made the same blunder. Eh bien, nous allons changer tout cela! There will be no cakes and ale in the grand new home, only groups of earnest students preparing diligently for the tasks of life. Of course, it is all for the best, but I dare say many an alumnus of the old University will hate to see the transformation, for it somehow leaves him without a home, and 217 The Hatchet 1906 we did manage after all to do some work in the gloomy building. I can recollect the time when only five men had gone East to study in the big graduate schools, and every one of them had a fellowship ; there is a record for the youngsters to beat! But I ought to be delivering my message, and I really have some¬ thing to say. My business is to sit in the office of a newspaper which gives more space to literature than most and to pass judgment on the stream of new books that flows through. Owing to the somewhat caus¬ tic reputation of the paper a cynical friend has dubbed my room the book-shambles. A few of the books I read myself ; most of them go out for review to expert scholars. In one way or another it is my duty to keep in touch with what our authors are turning out, and I am every day impressed more deeply by one fact—the deplorable, the ruinous lack of training that most of these writers show. There is no dearth of talent in the country ; enough ingenuity is expended in the yearly production of novels to create a literature ; the work of some of the men writing today, particularly some of the western men. is reasonably clever ; but almost without exception the books are marred by inability to write English with any richness of tradition, by faults of taste that spring from ignorance, by crude composition that is the result of insufficient reading. They lack, above all things, that background and staying power which come when a writer’s culture has deep roots in the past. A little educa¬ tion in taste would make most of the present historical novels impos¬ sible. Nor is this superficiality, however clever, often painfully clever, it may be, confined to our literature ; it is the mark of society as well. A college degree does not always prevent it, for men too often leave col¬ lege with all sorts of ignorances jumbled together and no kind of intel¬ lectual foundation. 1 once taught Sanskrit in an Eastern college, where one of my pupils, a sophomore, was taking Romance Philology (he had read practically no French). Teutonic Philology (he had read little Ger¬ man). S anskrit (he knew almost nothing of Greek and Latin), and Geology. He went crazy for awhile. There will come no change to us intellectually until we discover again that the basis of our culture lies in Greek and Latin, and until these subjects are taught, not by isolated pedants, but by men who are trained in the literature and philosophy of Europe and are able to uphold Greek and Latin deliberately and ade¬ quately as the source of Western civilization. Then we may acquire 218 The Hatchet 1906 that solidity of judgment, that intellectual ripeness, that sureness of taste which the parvenu in letters can never possess. The present without the past is but the surface of things. I could wish, above all things, that Washington University might be among the first to recognize and champion this truth. And this is my greeting on the auspicious day when “The Hatchet” goes out to students and faculty in their splendid new home. We, who have wandered far away, are proud that Washington University has in the past done small things well; we expect to see her do large things even better. In this sentiment, at least. I may speak for all the Alumni, however much some of them may disagree with me in regard to the classics. — Paul E. More, Washington ’87. 219 The Hatchet 1906 Tree-Planting Day. Washington University, April 22nd, 1905. (The first two stanzas are from Henry Abbey’s poems.) “What do we plant when we plant the tree? Whe plant the ship which will cross the sea. We plant the mast to carry the sails; We plant the planks to withstand the gales,— The keel and keelson, the beam and knee; We plant the ship when we plant the tree. What do we plant when we plant the tree? We plant the house for you and me. We plant the rafters, the shingles, the floors; We plant the studding, the laths, the doors, The beams and siding, all parts that be; We plant the house when we plant the tree. What do we plant when we plant the tree? We plant our Love and our Loyalty; We plant our Devotion, Our Memories dear, That grow still more precious with each rolling year. We plant our Glad Hopes that flourish so free; We plant them all when we plant the tree. For what do we plant when we plant the tree? We plant for the Students the future shall see; We plant for the Crown that our Campus will wear; We plant for her Robe of Foliage fair; We plant for the Glory that is to be; We Plant for all these when we plant the tree. — Calvin Milton Woodward. 220 The Hatchet 1906 The Victims JT WAS in a little square, box-like, yellow pine den in the corner room of the building on the corner of 27th and Locust streets when that was the home of the Undergrads,” and the Chan- cellor was mad. No, he was not mad, he was just sore, for he had attended a business meeting the night before and his head ached and his mouth was dry and his eyes were big and red and they burned. Then, too, it was a dark, smoky, damp, foggy morning, and the smoke got in his throat and in his eyes and the dampness and the fog got all through him. Decidedly, he was under the weather. The particular crime for which Marney was called before him on this particularly unfavorable morning doesn ' t matter in the least, except that it wasn ' t very awful and Marney thought that he had been a victim of circumstances. The Chancellor, as I said, was sore and his brows contracted so that his eyes hid back of them and looked like big, deep holes as he read Marney his lecture, Marney saw storm clouds gathering and he dreaded the outcome. Clearly, it was up to him. “Chancellor,” said Marney, and he cocked his head on one side in a way he had, for he was Irish, and, some thought, had had a “lick o’ Blarney.” Chancellor, can you spare me a minute or two? I want to tell you my side of this.” Now, what the Chancellor wanted most, at this minute, was to be left alone, to be grumpy and enjoy his headache, but somehow or other he let Marney talk and this was the tale he heard: “Last night I went to a fraternity meeting and I was sitting by the fire with the crowd smoking my pipe and listening. We were having a yarn-feast. Now in case you don’t know, a “yarn-feast is a story¬ telling contest, in which every man puts a nickel in the hat and tells a story. The man telling the best story gets all the nickels for carfare and sandwiches. There had been fish stories, bear stories, school yarns and tales of all sorts — good, bad and indifferent — when the door opened and in walked Jack Martin with a pipe in his mouth and his coat collar turned up. When he saw what was up he turned to get out, but we 221 The Hatchet 1906 stopped him and made him stay to tell his story. Now, Jack is a Purdue man and a jolly good fel¬ low, so he took off his coat and, knocking the ashes from his pipe, stood with his back to the fire and began this way, spit¬ ting in the fire first to collect his thoughts: ' “You have all heard me speak of my Uncle, the one I was named after. He was a Purdue man before me, and as good as they come, regular brick. Well, he lived in Indianapolis, and rode a wheel to reduce his flesh, not that it did, but he had faith, lots of it. Uncle Jack was quite a sport in his way and he owned a pair of the finest Jordan setters you ever laid eyes on. He thought more of those two dogs than many a man does of his children, and nothing was too good for them. Well, one evening Doctor—the other one’s name was Nonie, named after an old sweetheart of his, I think — anyway, Doctor got sick. Now, Uncle Jack is something of a dog doctor himself, but this case was away be¬ yond him. He felt the dog all over, looked at his tongue, talked to him awhile, but there was nothing doing, he was up a stump. “ ‘Now, Uncle Jack had a lot of sporting blood among his acquaint¬ ances and one of them was a veterinary surgeon named Howe, who lived on the other side of the town. He knew if he could get Howe that ' Doc ' would be fixed up as soon as horseflesh could get Howe across the town, so he hopped on his wheel and started up the Avenue like a greased streak. “ Well, he hadn’t gone far when he heard another wheel close behind him and, looking around, saw a bicycle ‘cop’ motioning him to stop. It was clear case of exceeding the speed limit and Uncle Jack had 222 The Hatchet 1906 to walk with the officer to the station. They stood him up before the high black desk with the shaded gas jet on each side, and the judge said to him, ‘what have you to say fer yourself? ' “ Well,’ said Uncle Jack, ‘I was going for a doctor for my dog and I was in a hurry.’ Then he told him about the dog and what a fine dog it was and how much he thought of it. But the judge wasn ' t that kind of a sport. The dogs, he knew, had heavy, square jaws and clipped ears and tails, and his brows began to wrinkle as my Uncle talked. Uncle Jack saw he was losing ground and then it was that he got at his idea, so he said: “This reminds me. judge, of a story of my college days. When I was a boy at school there were five of us one evening sitting in a room with lights out and planning some devil¬ ment when, ‘Cr-e-e-e-ek!’ goes the door, and there stands the janitor. One of the boys was a big burly chap and he was sitting next to the door and, before we knew what was going on, he grabbed the janitor by the coat and threw him into the room, locking the door after him. Then for five minutes we argued as to what we would do with the janitor. He was a talkative fellow and so pretty soon he said, ' Look-a-here, youse fellers, it aint my fault I butted in. I was jes bringin’ some clean towels and, the light bein’ out, I come in widout knockin ' It reminds me of a thing that happened to a couple of fellers, if yes have time to listen, “‘Sure! go ahead, ' we all said at once. So the janitor began to spin this yarn: “It was when I was janitor at St. James College, ' he pronounced it Snjames, ' I lived in a room about as big as yer hat, in the back end of the dormitories, and all the rooms near me wuz full of medical stchu- dents. They wuz always cuttin ' up dogs en cats en bleachin ' bones on 223 The Hatchet 1906 the window ledges, but I got so I could sleep nights an didn ' t mind ' em any more. Well, it got along towards the end of the spring term and a full moon wuz shinin ' in the court outside the window, when, along towards midnight, I wuz woke up by the most piercin ' yells as ever lit on me poor ears befure or since. I wuz out of me bed in a minit and, throwin ' up me window, I seen a yeller cat a hangin’ about six feet away doin ' a kind of a Scotch Hornpipe and letting out the worst noises yez ever heard. “ ' Up in the window above wuz two of thim medical stchudents wid a fishin’ pole, and the cat wuz hangin ' on the line. “ ‘Git back to bed, yes divils,’ I yells. ‘What do yez mean by teachin ' cats to fly this time of the night, en keepin ' honest men from sleepin? Bill Doyle! en you, Monty Howard! I’ll report yez in the mornin ' . ’ Wid that they dropped the pole en shet the window, en the cat wigglin ' loose went howlin’ away acrow the campus, wakin ' up the whole school as she went. I wuz gittin’ back into bed an listenin ' to that cat a-yellin’ en the windows openin’ en shuttin’ all over the buildin’ when I heard a knockin ' at me dure. There wuz them two stchudents, knockin ' and askin ' to be let in. ‘Gwan to bed, yez’ll need the sleep, ' says I, I ' ll repoort yez in the mornin’, and I went on dimin ' into bed. “Gwan now, let us in till we talk to yez,’ says they. “Not now, says I, ‘I wont talk out of business hours,’ says I. “But they kept knockin ' till I let them in, and then wan of them begins like this : ‘Look-a-here, John ' (me name is John), ' we ' ll ketch the divil, if yez repoort us in the mornin’ and we’ll ketch the divil if yez don’t so yez might as well kape still and save yerself the thruble. It ' s like this, we’ve got to git a cat to cut up In the mornin. ' We tried all over town to git wan but nobody would give us wan nor sell us wan an we couldn ' t borry. beg or steal wan nowhere, so to-night we got an idear an Monty, here, gits a piece of meat an we go fishin ' or cattin,’ if you like the wurd bether, fer wan. If yez hadn ' t butted in an scairt the wits out of us wid yer yellin’ we ' d of had wan in two minits be the clock in the tower. But now we got to go to the lecture widout it an we’ll bote git canned. “Now,’ says I, ' look-a.here, why didn’t yez come to me wid yer thrubles instid of torturin ' a poor creatur. like that? Youse is like the poor cat. She wanted somethin’ to eat an she sees that meat layin ' there 224 The Hatchet 1906 so temptin ' and she grabs it. She wuz doin, the best she knew, but as the professors would say, she wuz a victim of circumstances, and so wuz youse. Youse needed a cat and youse tought youse saw a way to git wan. It wuz only hard luck that I spoiled yer game. Now, I ' ll tell yez what I ' ll do, I got an old cat in the cellar. She’s sick en old, and yez can have her if yez ' ll put her to sleep easy.” They took the old beast an thanked me and went back to their rooms, an we wuz all bether friends after that. Now, that’s me own case exactly. I come in here wid me towels tonight thinking I wuz doin’ yez a favor an yez trow me on me neck an hold a council iv war over me. Boys’ I ' m a victim of circum¬ stances an I hope youse’ll let me go me rounds and give the other fel¬ lows some towels before mornin ' . “By this time the five boys were all laughing and Larry, the big one who had thrown John in, got up and unlocked the door. It’s all right, old boy,’ said he, ' you were doing the best you kne w just as the medical students and the cat were. You just dropped in at the wrong time. That’s a pretty good tale anyway, but next time knock at the door. Good night. ' And the janitor went on down the hall. “’Now, Judge, ' said my uncle, ' I think my case is a lot like that of the janitor, the medical students, and the cat. I was doing my best to get a doctor for my dog and I was in a hurry and forgot all about speed limits and police and everything else, and now if you will let me, I think I can still get that doctor in time to save the dog. ' By this time the judge was all smiles and he said, ‘That was a pretty good tale anyway, so I guess we’ll call it quits. If you go up the side streets you wont be so likely to meet bicycle police. I’m sorry I’ve kept you so long.’ “ ‘Good day, sir, I thank you,’ said my Uncle, and he hurried off after the doctor and they got home in time too, for when they got there the dog was up and as fine and chipper as ever. ‘Well, I ’ll be shot,’ said my Uncle, and the doctor being a man of few words, said nothing but smiled. “ ' Now, fellows, I think my case is about like my Uncle’s and the janitor ' s and the students’and the cat ' s. Here I come as innocent as you you please to spend a quiet evening with you and you cry for a story. Now, to tell you the truth, I don ' t know a story to tell you and, consider- 225 The Hatchet 1906 ing the fact that I got into this unconsciously, I think you ought to let me off.’ “ ' You get the pot,’ said one of the boys, and they handed it over to him without a question. “And now, Chancellor, don’t you think that, like Jack, and his Uncle, and the janitor, the two students and the cat, I have been a victim of circumstances? ” and the Chancellor, whose headache had long since left and who had been smiling for five minutes, joined in the laugh and told Marney that anybody who could cure headaches like that, was wasting time in going to college instead of selling electric belts and corn salve and getting rich. 226 The Hatchet 1906 The Story of Percy Wigley TRAW HAIR adorned Percy ' s forehead. In addition he g k had pink nostrils, robin’s egg blue eyes and a chest hke a jay bird. His folks believed in the exclusive system, and Percy ' s younger days were spent in his own back yard, playing jacks, ring around the rosy” and house” with three spindley little girls, who had been invited over to spend the day by Percy’s mother. Refinement was the idea. He should not play with the rough town boys, who spent most of their time killing sparrows and hop¬ ping cars, but he should play with nice little girls, who would polish oft ' the roughness in his manly nature and make him gentle. The plan was suc¬ cessful. In fact, Percy was becoming so gentle that he would stand without hitching. He was always found where his mother placed him last. He could embroider and do the herring bone stitch in a manner that made the three polishers sick with jealousy. The only interruptions in his quiet life were when a dozen grimy heads would appear above the back fence, yelling “mama’s baby boy,” “sissy,” “I don’t want to play in your yard, and in similar vul¬ gar phrases express their disapproval, bringing up the chorus with a shower of rotten tomatoes and hen fruit out of season. It was very disagreeable— that is, the baths which necesarily followed these excursions into the paleface country, and Percy’s mother thanked the Lord that Percy was not as one of these. Before 227 The Hatchet 1906 As he became older it became necessary that he should be polished further. His parents entered him in a private Academy, which was known as a polishing school. Now, it takes money to get polished. This particular plant evolved a four years’ process, or four polishes at $500.00 per polish. Percy ' s father was a business man, who was so busy making money, that he didn’t have time to think of rearing children, and the only time he thought of it was when the general manager of the polishing plant came in with a serpentine glide, a bill for $500.00. and a stiff jolly about the remarkable brilliancy of Percy. And Percy was no also ran” when it came to bril¬ liancy. At the end of four years, brilliancy scintillated off his eye¬ brows with a radio activity of forty scints per instant, and he wore glasses and the real Boston visage. That was all right—there, be¬ cause there were other polishees who thought he had the world set down about right, but one sad day, he came down to Washington to get the last hand rub that would show up all the colors and make him a gem indeed. He got the hand rubbing all right, but the principal color that showed up was a discouraging yellow. There was a real rough man in mathematics who didn ' t know the first thing about polishing, and the man who taught German ate fresh¬ men alive. The man in mathematics was a foreigner of some kind, the boys said a Russian, but Percy knew that he came from the plains of Absynnia. He struck a rich yellow the first day out. Percy said he 228 The Hatchet 1906 wasn’t used to being talked to in such a gruff manner and then the non¬ polisher remarked that he had better go back to the preparatory school and learn something and further remarked that he was from Missouri and that Percy would have to show him. Percy wrote down in his diary that he had discovered a new race of men, who were different from other men in that they wished everybody bad luck, persecuted them and had ice water for blood. They never asked you if you felt strong enough to take up another course this term as they did in the polishing factory, but they laid down a course that took some skull dragging to get it to the top of the hill before the end of the term, and then, said Percy, they stepped on your face as you were coming over the ridge, just to try your endurance. Percy found, to his horror, that the dreadful tribe, who were wont to invade the sanctity of his back yard, had grown up and were on hand to enjoy to the uttermost the renovating remarks of the professors. This tribe was distressingly numerous. In ,the first week they turned Percy over the buck in the gym no less than nine times, and made him acquainted with the soft side of a barrel stave. Three times was he struck by a water bag from the third story window of the dormitory, as he was going out to call on a young lady friend. The paddling continued at regular intervals and, at times, when Percy thought that he was un¬ conscious, he would receive another welt with a stuffed club, which would make him realize that he was very much alive. Percy began to wonder if there was any use in living and would sit in his room by the hour thinking of the river not very far off and telling himself how sorry they all would be when they would read in big, black headlines “Drowned to Death. How a brave young man preferred death to humiliation. This was the beginning of the reform and was what the bunch had been looking for. It took exactly three months and six days to straighten Percy out, but they did such a good job that they bent him the other way. He told the crowd at a banquet that, thanks to them, he didn ' t, at the present time, have any more polish than a head of cabbage (which they all agreed was a very appropriate comparison) and that he had cut the apron strings, and from now on he would show them that he was one of the boys. He did, and some of his stunts are talked about yet. He got so he liked to hear the bang of the carriage door. Midnight 229 The Hatchet 1906 suppers and dollar cigars were as common as knocking at a pink tea. He would have a few friends up to his room for a quiet little game, with some refreshments, of course, which generally ended with Percy a few hundred out and a fierce desire to play all night, but they contented themselves with an excursion to the back quad, where they chased the night watchman up a telegraph pole, sang songs about Break the News to Mother,” threw rocks at the statuary on the library building, and played quoits with the silverware which Percy had borrowed from the University kitchen. He was hauled up three times by the Chancellor, but managed to slip around it some way. His favorite occupation was sitting on the car tracks at Clayton at 2:00 A. M, singing “Boys will be Boys, with a load on that three men should be carrying. This lasted three months, but at the beginning of April, Percy straightened out and became one of our best men, and has maintained ever since, that a University is the best place in the world for a young man to find himself. Z30 The Hatchet 1906 Rivals We were rivals keen in everything, We studied out our eyes, And on the track we cut the wind, To land the highest prize. On the gridiron too we tackled hard, But the very deuce was played, When we fell in love one summer’s day, With the same sweet maid. But now the case is changed somewhat, We wander arm in arm, I lie awake at night sometimes, To keep dear Tom from harm. He lets me pass him at the tape, I waive the highest gr ade, We were both turned down one winter night, By the same sweet maid. 231 The Hatchet 1906 The Junior Prom Y little Nell was a dazzling belle, When dressed for the Junior Prom. The rose in her hair looked awfully swell, I was sorely tempted to steal a--well I fell pell mell In love with Nell, With Nell at the Junior Prom. Her eyes with me just played the deuce, The deuce with the Junior Prom! And there were a hundred cupids loose, A hundred cupids to one goose, When I fell pell mell In love with Nell, With Nell at the Junior Prom. Twas nineteen five A. D. I fell, That night at the Junior Prom. But I hope that no one ever will tell That A. D. means “after dark ' ' (with Nell) Since I fell pell mell In love with Nell, With Nell at the Junior Prom. 232 The Hatchet 1906 The Simple Life HE CHANCELLOR carefully pulled his tippet over his ears and shut down his roller top desk with a bang. He looked longingly at his box of Havanas, but stolidly passed them by. “Wagner is right,” he murmured softly, “the Simple Life is the thing. Pittsburg stogies for me henceforth.” Stepping out into the hall, he ran into Jake, busily engaged in boosting half a ton of ice into the cooler. Why, your excellency,” cried Jake, where on earth are you going at this time of day? It is barely six o ' clock. The sun isn ' t up yet?” “Well, the sun hasn ' t got my job,” replied the Chancellor. “I ' m just going out for a short stroll. I will return at eight o ' clock in plenty of time to read the paper, look over the mail, lead the chapel choir and hear a class in Hebrew. I wish to see if the Deans have caught the spirit of “The Simple Life. And. by the way, perhaps you had better have some shredded wheat ready by my return.” So saying, he went forth into the wild, chilly breeze of the January morning. Having carefully unlocked the gates, he came back and entered the office of Dean Snow. The Dean looked up with annoyance at the interruption. I ' m so sorry you came,” he said, I ' ve got so much work to do I have n ' t got a minute to spare. A dim candle sputtering on the window sill was all the light there was in the room. The Chancellor observed by it, however, that Prof. Snow was seated on the floor in his overcoat and pajamas, surrounded by lobsters and crabs of every description, in glass jars and spread out carefully on the floor. That is good, Marshall, he said, but where is the gas, and why this wretched candle lamp?” I have had the gas meter removed to save the University twenty- five dollars a month. Please don’t disturb me. And with this he seized another crab by the pinchers and got out his microscope. 234 The Hatchet 1906 But what are you doing with all these bugs,” insisted Dr. Chaplin. Well, replied the Dean, you see, the Zoology Department has just received a new consignment and I consider it is my duty to see that it is perfectly correct. Already I have discovered a number of most gross and outrageous frauds. For instance, that lobster on the chair has only one pincher, and his sixth right foot is totally gone. Three of the crabs have no feelers whatever, and they have deliberately stolen the tail of this little crayfish. This cannot be endured, for the college must have the best equipment and not such paltry second-class specimens.” As Prof. Snow turned again to his work, the Chancellor swelled with pride over his spirited and able co-worker” Do you know where Dean Woodward is?” he asked in leaving. I came down on the car with him at half past four and he said he would be out in the yard, came the response from among the cans. Out in the blizzard in the yard, Dean Woodward was observed clad only in a light running suit and poising a large pole in his hands. By his side stood a tall, shivering student, whom the Chancellor soon recognized as Williams. For Heaven’s sake, gasped the Chancellor, rushing up, You ' ll catch your death of cold.” Nothing of the kind, Calvin M. responded, waving his hand and stepping back a few paces to get a good start. “We must beat Missouri in track this year, without fail, so I’m giving Williams here a few touches on the pole vault. Williams is a good man but he has n ' t got quite the proper form. Now, watch this. Then Prof. Woodward got off with a spring and cleared twelve feet with ease. Now, you try it, Williams,” he said, coming back with cheeks glowing. And be sure to turn just at the top. Seeing the Dean of Engineering so well and diligently employed, the Chancellor slipped into the Dental building. The sound of heavy pounding greeted his ears, He wondered at first and did n ' t know what to make of it, but realizing it came from above, he quickly made his way to the fifth floor. There he saw Dean Kennerly down on his knees adjusting a newly planed door on its hinges. Good morning, your excellency, cried the Dean. “This is the work of some of your rounders over in the Freshman class. We had to put in a new door, and to be sure it was done right, I did it myself. 235 The Hatchet 1906 “I am certainly gratified to see such self sacrifice,” said the Chancel¬ lor, his heart beating with joy with his observations thus far. “Oh, it ' s not self sacrifice, said Dean Kennerly, blandly, hitting his thumb with a hammer. The Freshies will pay all right. I ' ve already sent in a bill for $150.00 for a six dollar door and thirty cents worth of whitewash destroyed. You think they ' ll pay up all right do n’t you?” “Oh, yes, replied Dr. Chaplin, smiling and turning to go, “they will see that you get it”—adding, when the door closed— in the neck.” At the Art School he was told that Director Ives was up in the Life class. So he journeyed up the stairs and found the Director dressed in a garb of black mourning, and a little polk bonnet on his head. Around him were ten or a dozen pupils busily at work on the canvas. “Why this masquerade,” said the Chancellor angrily, “when you should be at work?” You see, replied Mr. Ives, the washwoman that was to pose this morning didn’t show up, so I had to fill the bill as best I could. But here, I mustn’t talk or move a muscle. I ’ll lunch with you at the Delica¬ tessen at noon. By the way, would you mind brushing a fly off my nose.” “Yes, thought Dr. Chaplin, as he wended his way across the street, “I am certainly fortunate in the co-operation of such practical and ener¬ getic minds.” At the door of the Medical Department across the street he was told that he could not see Dr. Luedeking, and had to disclose his identity before he could be admitted. He found the Dean in the chemical labora¬ tory perched on a large stepladder and trying to drink out of two bottles at a time. He was shocked beyond expression, for the Doctor ' s face told its own story. He was in the last stages of an awful “spree.” The lines around his face were purple, and his stomach was badly swollen. “To think that I should live to see this! gasped the Chancellor, looking around for a good place to faint. Dr. Luedeking barely turned around. Yes, Winfield,” he said, I am very sorry too that you should see such sad things. These new medicines we have gotten in are n’t the proper thing at all. Take this laudanum, for instance. I’ve had half a bottle and it should have killed me already. It makes me so angry to 236 The Hatchet 1906 think people would do such things.” Here he reached for the strychnine. Hold, hold, hold,” gasped the Chancellor. “You d make a fair football rooter yourself.” laughed the Dean. I teach my classes that there is nothing in medicine like personal in¬ vestigation, and I believe it. Hearsay is no evidence. Sir, I mean to see that every bottle of medicine is of the proper strength and all hinkey dink, or I ' 11 resign.” Giving him a resounding clap on the back, and with a whoop, the Chancellor again faced the blizzard holding forth in Locust street. Gloom filled his heart, however, when he noticed the Law School all shut up and even the shutters not yet opened. Could it be that Dean Curtis, of all men, would be the one to lie abed when all his brothers were at work so tremendously? Sadly he walked down the street, looked at the Crawford show bills a while and returned. He could not get his great disappointment out of his mind. No one was to be seen. Dejectedly turning to go, he was arrested (no freshies, it was not by a-) by someone whistling merrily “I was only teasing you. Turn¬ ing around, he beheld the glad face of Dean Curtis, and a fat, stubby youth whom he was leading by the hand. “Good morning, your excellency,” he sang out, won ' t you come in and toast your toes awhile?” The Chancellor only looked at him reproachfully. Why have you not been at your post of duty this morning? was all he said. Well, you see Doctor,” hastily explained the Dean, “coming down on the four o ' clock car this morning I overheard two men talking of a fellow who was thinking of taking a law course, somewhere, sometime. Gradu¬ ally I gathered that the town was Belleville. Illinois, and at last I got the name and address. So I went right over and got him to sign up and he starts in this morning. Let me present Mr. August Adolph Sizzle- Wiener. You may put it down in your little book, Jake, said the Chancellor, in his office at last, enjoying his malted milk, “that the University has a great future before it.” 237 The Hatchet 1906 Psychology One When Lillian swept down the stairs In her latest French creation, She made my heart jump with a start Of Cognitive Sensation. That her soft cheeks were flushing red Escaped not my Perception. The dainty Miss made thoughts of bliss Rush into my Conception. All ordinary topics were Fast shunted to the shelf, I entered in with eager vim To discussion of the Self. My Stream of Consciousness ran fast, I swore her lips divine, And as the night sped in its flight, We lost our Sense of Time. So when the incandescents switched I stole what I ' ll not mention, Alas! the light dispelled her fright! The lass was all Attention. For, flushed with anger, thus she spoke With fine Discrimination. “I ' ll have to move, as I don ' t approve, Of such close Association. 238 m m The Hatchet 1906 We fell to Reasoning at that O’er festival Welsh Rabbit, “Now mind, no fault with one I find, But don’t make it a Habit.” I told her I could not agree, And hadn’t any Notion. Lo, I told her there beneath the stair, The tale of my Emotion. The question sweet I asked at length My Memory e’er ’twill fill, For in accents Psychological, The answer was, “I will.’’ 119 Jim—m The Hatchet 1906 Chapel Ode Dedicated to the good and lonesome ones who attend chapel. Requiescat in Pace.” O, ’tis a lonesome, holy place, With here and there a solemn face, But mostly books and empty space, An empty space is chapel. The preacher stands with kindly mien, Discoursing deep of things unseen, But can ' t escape the space between, ’Tween you and him in chapel. Upon his right, when they are there. Are ranged the profs, and teachers rare, And to his left the fairest fair, The fairest fair in chapel. Immediately before him sit Freshmen and sophs—a little bit, Juniors and seniors, not a whit, No, not a whit in chapel. There is no organ loft nor choir: Where is the choir, you may inquire, There was one but it did expire, The choir expired in chapel. 241 The Hatchet 1906 There, Little Fresh, Don ' t Cry There, little Fresh, don ' t cry! They have broken your head I know, And shoved your nose around to where The ears most usually grow. And your beautiful locks are mangled sore, But never you mind, they ' ll grow. There, little Fresh, don ' t cry! There, little Fresh, don’t cry! They have flunked you in math, you say, And written the news to dear old dad, In a most disagreeable way. Yes, the world is full of heartless brutes, But there ' ll come a time some day. There, little Fresh, don ' t cry! 242 22nd—Jake and Adolph open up for business. Fra¬ ternity world gets out its company manners. 23rd —The Sophs entertain ' 08 with a spread all over Locust Street. Roman punch was served. Fred English reports for football practice and is inter¬ viewed for the Globe. 24th — The engineers having escaped from the Ozark Jail return to school. Seniors have three musta¬ ches and two sideburns to Juniors’ score of two mustaches. 06 greatly mortified. 26th — Addresses in chapel heard by a full house. Mr. Schuyler, (not Mont) and Prof. Snow tell us how it wasn ' t like this in the olden time.” 27th — Freshman class elects officers in the drawing room.” Sophs barricade them, but Holmes Smith, alias Nick Carter, saves the day with his trusty file. 28th—First football game. Several fresliies sweep the Pike from Galveston to Ireland. Girl in the Bowery said she had a feeling for them. Junior class organizes. Willie Brown, president. 29th —M iss Dillon comes back. Great rapture among Juniors, whom she declares were always her favorites. 30th — Sophs meet to organize and listen to a strong address by Dean Woodward on The Road to Ruin, after which they all sign the pledge. 243 :v O c t o b e r 3rd — s 1 29th — 31st — Leading Lights take in V. P. Ball. Sigma Alpha Epsilon enter¬ tain at their rooms. Hatchet Board elected by Junior Class. Butler repeats. — Senior Law elect Orthwein, President. — Athletic Association meeting. Arno Krause elected Base Ball, Skinker, Track, Burroughs, Basket Ball, and Tuholske, Handball, managers. — Washington, 36, Drury, 0. Prof. Hall gets out his megaphone. — Dramatic Club launched. Mr. Starbird, President. Adjourns to see “Only a Working Girl, at Havlin ' s, — Delta Sigma Delta chapter installed in Dental Department. — The great chemical substance, “kakodyl” discovered. — Missouri State University day at Fair. “When Reuben comes to town. Sigma Alpha Epsilon smoker at Missouri Athletic Club. Sigma Chi theater party. Sigma Alpha Epsilon Hallowe ' en party at rooms. Muggs Saylor had no shave that night. Tom Moore entertains Sigma Chi. Barn in neighborhood burns and constable thinks he has a clue. W T ■F S 3 4 s 6 7 a i 0 1 1 n ■3 •4 ' 5 n • a 3 10 LI 11 5 x 6 7 18 19 3 1 _ _ _U 7T 244 J ' ; November 2nd — Missouri Independent predicts a pink tea on Saturday. 3rd — Literary Society organizes. Packed meeting. Debate with Stoddard School turned down. 4th — Sigma Chi Dance. 5th — Washington, 11. Missouri, 0. “Nuff said. 7th — Chicken at the Club. A run on the bank. 9th — New choir started on co-educational principles. 12th — Kansas, 12. Washington, 0. “We done our darndest. 16th — Girls ' Literary discuss, “Shall University Yell be pitched one key higher?” Affirmative, Miss Stevens and English, wins. 17th — Sophomore medics give theater party. 19th — Missouri building at Fair burns. Republic refers to Fred Robinson and Terry Allen as “heroes. 22nd — Kappa Sigma Dance at New York building. 23rd — Hatchet-Student Life football game. The sun stands still. 24th — Thanksgiving. Indian massacre, 47-0. 26 — President s Day at Fair. Holiday. Saylor shakes hands with Alice. ' s A lit. tf 245 Oiove_nDE.v£] l •s M T W T F S 7 S 9 3 4 S 0 II n 3 ' 4 ‘5 ‘ 6 7 1 8 ig lo if ti jj t :5 i£ 27 a H 19 jo - - - ■op - S n -T W T F «, I 1 3 -q S 6 7 8 9 io n n 3 4 ' 5 ‘6 17 18 ;9 to zi U 13 J 4 xi 16 17 18 19 30 31 D e c e m b 0 r 1st—Last Day of Fair. University mob keeps Pike in order. No arrests. 2d—R-E-M-O-R-S-E. Use Liverease—Adv. 3d—Beta Theta Pi Banquet. 5th—Engineers treated to a trip to Egypt to inspect the bridge and cigars at Thebes. 6tli—Hatchet Board meeting at club. Schuyler breaks the record with seventeen sandwiches. 10th—Walter Krause elected football captain for 1906. 14th—Freshman Dance at Odeon. 15th—Athletic Association election. Cassel votes in his overalls. Medics arrive in a ‘hurry up wagon.” 16tli—Act I. Sophomores hang “Jumbo on the dental wall but he couldn ' t stand the strain. Act II. The Dents generously give the freshies a plaster filling free of chargt. Act III. The Chancellor “goes up in the air on a perilous ladder and requests the eight martyrs to cash in their time checks. 21st—Dramatic Club px-oduces the “Ig-Garroters, followed by that national dance. A bunch of ruffians break in, dope the piano and give a “Chair -ity Ball on the roof. Poor Jake and Adolph! 22d—The Chapel Choir sings Welcome, Welcome, Merry Christmas. Supposed to be a parody on “She was happy till she met you.” 23d—Beta Theta Pi dance accompanied by the usual rain. 24th—Senior class has a pink tea in the co-ed den. 27th—Theta Sigma Christmas charity dinner. 246 1 lth 12th 16th 17th 22nd 28th 28th 30 th — Happy New Year. — They are off for the semi-finals. -The Chapel Choir meets and makes New Year ' s resolutions. The song for next Christmas has not yet been picked, but “Deacon” Smith says practice will begin soon. The choir is a very “welcome” addition to the chapel exercises. — That well known and highly respected organization called the “Student Body,” the supreme judge in all matters of dispute between classes, arrangement committee for rough houses, cane rushes, and other mild forms of enjoyment, was reorganized. This shoves the faculty down into second place. — Prof. Leavitt gives a chem. exam to Freshmen. Probably pretty easy, as Gardiner made C and Bisclioff a B. — Mont Schuyler wears an overcoat. — Toeppen returns crestfallen from Chicago. After a close game (he said) M. A. C. lost the polo game, 10 to 0. Another freshman subscribed to the Hatchet. — Death notices are posted in hall. Coroner ' s verdict, ‘Matheniaticsis ' — Lock and Chain pins appear. to 28th — Going! Going! Gone. — Juniors win handball tournament. i — Sigma Nu Alumni Smoker. — O- :—?!!! h — 1!! ! Flunked! Removal to new buildings. Splendid talks by the Chancellor, Deans, etc. Three new freshmen ride broomsticks across the ice. The first noonday banquet? is served in Commons. arc 1 L F-E113T3 CJA.-R r • 1 A r-V T w T V S l 13 4 5 6 7 « q io a 11 i J ' 4 1 5 4 ' 7 19 io it il 13 11 IS lb 17 i g - ‘ 7 L _ F ebruary 2nd Gymnasium opens. The “Dorms” build bonfire and serenade several of the more popular professors. Girls ' club is organized, with a pool table as the center of attraction. 6th—Round two opens in the Commons. Shredded roast beef is one of the new delicacies. 7th—Bill Gardiner has made new resolutions to work hard and has arranged a course of studies that will take up all his time except Tuesdays. Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Wednesday mornings. 8th — Professors Heller and Leavitt both take very undignified tumbles on the ice. 13th—Twenty-four below zero! Professor Heller ' s check was frost¬ bitten. An attempt was made to keep this fact from the public, as Professor Heller does not desire to become known for his cheek. 14th—Literary Society holds debate. Subject, “Resolved, that the ' Cafe de Hamburger ' is better.” The affirmative, represented chiefly by Mr. T. P. Moore, won. Beta Theta Pi Banquet at Washington Hotel. 18th—Lock and Chain give their first dance. 21st—Exercises in chapel. Talks by Mr. Blewitt, Dr. Holland, Profes¬ sor Swift. 22nd —H. E. T. have their annual colonial tea. Junior Prom in Library Hall. Corn meal isn ' t so bad to dance on, is it? Basket Ball tournament begins. 23rd—Tom Moore has gone to California to prepare an article for the last number of the Student Life, which will be out in a few months. 29th—Canoe Club holds annual contest on the River Des Peres. Ice Cream at commons. 248 ■MRS 11th 13th 14th 15th 17th 18th 20th 25th Deacon” Smith opens track season with one third mile race on outdoor track. No records were broken. The Chancellor is continuing ' his hard work on the chest weights, etc. in the gym. Up till now, he has received no answer to his challenge to J. J Jefferies. At last a clock has been put in over the archway. It is time. — The gym. classes are growing. Juniors win basketball championship. Same old story! — Founder’s Day banquet of Sigma Alpha Epsilon at M. A. C. — Pralma pins appear. “13.” Mr. Taylor makes a pilgrimage to Clayton. Formation of the ball and chain club. — Dr. Reiff runs a mile on Stadium track. — Dramatic Club performs “Meisterschaft. Mr. Starbird is to be congratulated on his work as stage coach. Student Life is out. (So is the Athletic Association.) — Lock and Chain gives a dance in honor of St. Patrick. — Freshmen win deciding basketball game from Sophs, and get name on Drosten cup. “Fatty” Patton scares ’08 towards the finish. — McFarland elected Captain of Freshman track team. — Sigma Nu smoker. Cross country run from gym. to Clayton and back. — A misadventure: Prof. Snow in History 8 is reported as saying: “A Ruble is a coin of big show but little value.” Dan says he is going to the State University next year. — Phi Delta Theta banquet. Athletic Association pledges due. Here comes Hendrich—let’s walk around the block. -RE f-MNGTOM 23 - jJjCNOTUR_ 249 °5 - ' AA ' RXH- 5 M S b T T s 1 2. i f 7 8 9 i o 11 ii 3 ' 4 ' 5 ' 6 17 18 19 10 li 3 M 15 IS 17 iK 3 ° 3 ' - The Hatchet 1906 The Freshman The Freshmen went in with a bang at the door, And their heads leaking out mathematical lore, And the points on its pencils were sharp as their wit, Ground nightly to keenness by tough Analyt. Like the light-hearted lover when hope is still green That host with its blue books at chapel was seen, Like the suitor rejected when hope is ail dead, That host on the morrow had scattered and fled, For the deft pedagogue without one extra fee, At the end of each bluebook marked plainly a “D, And the might of the Freshman unsmote by the Soph, Had melted like snow ' neath the ink of the Prof. THEY ' RE OFF! IN THE ENGINEERING HANDICAP. 250 ASSOCIATE fACULfy MONTGOMERY SCHUYLER, D. D., D. M. C. (Washington University, 1905.) D. Ph. (State Reform School, Booneville) Professor of Practical Politics on the Harry B. Ha wcs Foundat ion. Born on the Red River, 1884. Graduate C. B. C. and Keister ' s Dress Making College. Chair committee to furnish lemonade for class picnic, 02. Winner W. C. T. U. Gold Medal, 05. Special reporter on Police Gazette 1899. Delegate 22nd ward Democratic convention. Kappa Slappa Rappa. (Moo Chapter.) AUGUST GRAF, I. O. U. (Harvard, 1900) Bachelor of Gas Engineering, (Lindcnwood College) Professor of Ethics and Christian Morals. Author: Recollections of Baby Bliss (Sold by subscription. Special Lecturer on Morality vs. Obesity at Bryn Mawr. Decorated by King Edward with The Order of the Baby Elephant. Member West End Club, Phi Beta Kappa and A. P. A. 251 The Hatchet 1906 ALV AN JOY GOODBAR, B. A., L. L. D. Graduate Univer¬ sity of Dublin and Clayton High School. Lillian Russell Professor of Elocution and Dramatic Art. Born at Cork, Ireland. Member of original Florodora Sex¬ tette. Regius Professor of Burnt Cork Art at Oxford. Starred as leading lady to Jas. J. Corbett in “Pals, and Rube Waddell in “The Stain of Guilt.” Author: “The Gay Rotters, or Life on the Wings, “How I met Richard Mansfield, ' , etc. Single but engaged to the “Cherry Sisters.” Otta No Beta. THOS. FILLUP MOORE. Lecturer on The Art of Cutting. Formerly in Sing Sing University, N. Y., where he did some cutting with a watch spring saw with very good effect. Born March 17, 1717. Professor of Dairying and Milking, Missouri Agricultural College 1890-1905. Chief Department Faro and Poker Louisiana Purchase Exposition. Author; “How to Know the Wild Flowers,” “Was Hamlet Mad, Milton ' s Theory of Radio-Activity, “Life of R. S. Starbird. Eta Pi. JOHN FREDERICK GILSTER, R. S. V. P., (Vassar) Acting Professor of Fussing. Born Fifth Avenue (Central Park West) Director New York Yacht Club and Coney Island Bathing Association. Usher at the Coronation of Edward VII. Manager V. P. Ball 1905. Author: “Good Form for all Occasions.” (Hatchet Pub. Co.) One Hundred Bright Remarks,” with an index. (Suppressed) Greatest work, however, is “A Directory of St. Louis Girls,” together with photographs and Bradstreet ' s quotations, and a map of the South Side ($5.00 net). Honorary member H. E. T. WILLIAM ROBERT GILBERT, LL.D. (Tuskegee Institute), Professor of General Information. Chief of Supply Department Laclede Gas Co., 1902-5. President Four Courts Alumni Association. Author of “Bedelia,” (Pardoned by President Roosevelt.) “The Simple Life, ' ' Thoughts on English 10. His famous painting, “The Persian Beauty, hangs in the Cafe de Hamburger Salon. The accomp¬ anying picture was taken after receiving the bouquet in Mr. Bob.” 25 ’ The Hatchet 1906 Courses too Late for Publication PROFESSOR SCHUYLER, D. M. C. Economics 23. Course in actual government. How to organize a canoe club, engin¬ eering society, debate club, rough house. Lectures and laboratory work. PROFESSOR GRAF. Ethics I. Elementary Ethics. The fundamental difference between right and wrong as illustrated in Life. Attempt at a system of morality. Special:—During the second term Professor Graf will give a course on the art of nutrition. How to build up weak tissues. Graf ' s “Foodine” will be the text book used. L. Tuholske, Clinical Assistant. PROFESSOR GOODBAR. I. Costuming. The use of the mask, wig, mustache, tights and buskin. How to paint, pad, and pencil eyebrows. PROFESSOR MOORE. I. Elementary principles of cutting. First rules. How to know a professor. The science of appearing interested by asking questions. General study of bluffing in general. John Henry ' s “It’s Up to You,” is text book. Three credits. History 17. Lectures on Irish History. PROFESSOR GILSTER, R. S. V. P. Society I. A critical study of the evening call. Time, dress and particulars thor¬ oughly discussed. Lectures and experimental work. Society II. Course in conversation. The use of the jolly. Its limits. Love making and dinner party small talk, together with dance conversation. Throughout the year. 253 The Civil Engineers in Ozark ESTLED in among the foothills of those wonderful mountains I V_ whose name it bears, Ozark is remarkably fortunate in its A natural surroundings. Like a chestnut in the center of half- opened burrs, this Utopian village seems to snuggle down into the very heart of the three verdure clad hills that stand about it, leaving open only one avenue of approach through a miniature gorge whose steep sides seem to converge as they rise to be finally closed by the overhanging oak and fir trees. Through this tunnel-like gorge the trunk line of the Frisco winds its way, carrying the expectant traveller amid vistas which unfalteringly call to mind Poe ' s “Landscape- Gardening,” that ideal of the natural lover. So were we borne, city weary and travel stained, into this veritable paradise. The drive to the hotel revealed new wonders at every turn. There we alighted to find ourselves the objects of solicitous care at the hands of Mr. Welch, the proprietor, a small, dark, vivacious man, simply bubbling over with humor and desire to be of assistance. The Juniors especially seemed favorites of the young ladies, who hardly seemed satisfied unless doing something to ease the labors of the young knights of the transit. It was rumored, even, that Sammelman 25-1 The Hatchet 1906 found a box of fudge every morning beside his place at the table, and that Allan Gamble became suddenly reticent when anyone seemed to notice a small gold pin with “O. H. S.” in enamel on it; but both stories are denied by the young men themselves. As for the Seniors, their spare time was passed more with the young men of the town. Every evening they might be found enjoying impromptu spreads or riding horse-back in the moonlight with their boon companions of the Ozark Athletic Club, who rivaled their sisters in thoughtfulness and energy. It was through them, too, that the upper class became acquainted with the swimming hole, a delightful place where many hours were spent in enjoying the dear waters of Findlay Creek. It was there, amid the tall pines and where the soft, thick grass is lapped gently by the river, forced into inactivity above a white bed of quartz sand, that the mystic and subtile Rock Salt legend had its birth and was nursed into its now almost perfect form. Few can realize the meaning it carries to those fortunate enough to have been there at its creation; but none fail to come under its influence once they have caught the gossamer thread of its enchantment. But let it not be imagined that no work was done. Bouyed up by the rare mountain air and surfeited with social relaxation, the tasks im¬ posed seemed child ' s play, and two hours work was accomplished in one. And so, between work and play, the three weeks passed as a day and soon came the time of our departure. With regrets—aye, almost tears—we had our instruments boxed and our clothes packed, and with feelings akin to despondency we bade farewell to the town and its agree¬ able inhabitants. In eighteen hours we were back at Beaumont and Locust. 25S eirnrid DU CD§D MV® •fi’ Di ' i? vnocs aanav 0 § [E fi{ BM [if VCZH za OZMW _ § Sherman Lmm? IN THE KOVAL GBBtf HAT - u ED 4 J 0 T - - 1. .1 - (it tin f l • PQ a V. Literature and the Drama Carleton in “The Tenderfoot. “Her Own Way,” Haskell game. Terry Allen, in “Terence. Piff, Paff, Pouf,” Math. I. Babes in Toyland,” Chemistry 1 Arch and Craig, in “The Butler Brothers in Carondelet.” W. S. Chaplin, in “The Climbers. Plaster Paris Cast. Allan Gamble, in “A Cigarette Maker’s Romance. Several stars will produce “Ten Nights in a Bar Room.” The Glee Club, in “The Resurrection. Holmes Smith, in “Sheerluck Holmes.” Professor Fernald in “Wheels within wheels. English, in “Laurels I have Missed. The Gentle Reader, by Miss Coulter. John F. Gilster, in A Little Traitor to the South (Side.) Sally of Missouri,” by Miss Clayton. “Far from the Maddening Girls, by E. Ball man. “Helps for Ambitious Boys,” by A. R. Skinker and H. Steinbreder, Esq. Tom Moore, in “The Hills of California. “The Intellectual Life,” by Walter Krause. “Jo’s Boy’s, by Miss Hoolan. “Story of a Bad Boy, by Dick Clayton. The Choir Invisible, by Herb Smith. 256 THE HATCHET DICTIONARY Published by Charles Scribblers and Sons Illustrated by Howard Chandler Whiskey and Charles Dana Give-us-one Allspice—Schuyler ' s stories. Ambition—A disease common to students. Cure. Most any professor. A-men—Common expression among girls mean¬ ing so let it be. Angel—From an, and French geler. to freeze. The girl you ' ve frozen on to. Ague—A cold fit. What the dents gave the Freshmen in plaster paris. Ascension Day—When we pull an A. Called also Holy Thursday. Ash-Wednesday—When we don ' t. Add— A game bird. Analyt—The science of analysis. Popular method of suicide. Alma Mater—A matrimonial agency. Defined by Judge Gilster. Autobiography—A Sophomore’s theme on any subject. Abuse—Comes from Hebrew word ab, mean¬ ing father, and Latin usus, useful. To touch the old man. Ante room—Place where they play poker. Adventure—Comes from Latin words “a. mean¬ ing by, and ventus. wind. By the wind. A hot air story. Aerophyte—Botanical term. Also a literary debate. Agent—Comes from Latin prefix a, meaning not, and English gent. Not a gent. Alcohol—Preserves everything but a reputation. Bull—Bull Durham a brown poison. Antidote: Anything better. B. A.—Busted Aristocrat. Bashfulness—The quickest route to a social ten strike. Bastinado—Sharp stick used to instill fraternal feeling. Babel—Girl ' s Literary Society. Barbarism—A haircut. Balcony—From Latin ballo, throw, and English con. The best place in the world for a love scene. Bunco—To get subscriptions for the Student Life. Bird Cage—Girls ' study hall. Bitter sweet—To have the old man catch you saying Good night. Bedelia—A form of mental abberation common in the first part of the 20th century. (See medical report on the Richardson case.) Bigamist—From English big and Latin amo, to love. One whose love is too big. Bicycle—A curious instrument of locomotion used in the last century. Professors Nipher and Keiser have each a valuable relic. 257 The Hatchet 1906 Bliss— Brimfull happiness. Blister—Brimstone happiness. Broom—An aftermath of examination week. Busy—From buss ' meaning to kiss. 1 am a very busy man. —Schuyler. Calculus—A 20 to 32 shot the Sophs have to take. Bets are placed in a blue book. P.S. The “bookie always wins. Cake—Russian for zero. Meester Lamar, I gifs you a cake. Yes? —The Czarinski. Carte Blanche—When the lights are low. Case—There are two kinds of cases; one leading to an engagement and the other to a jag. Chlorine—A bright green smell. Generally stays a week. Chemistry—Derived from key” and mystery. The key to the mystery of the awful odors around the campus. Chancellor—Popular ten cent cigar. Chafing dish—The nest of the welsh rabbit. Chaperone—Derived from chap and “rone. ' 1 an old Saxon form meaning to run. Some¬ thing for a chap to run from. Clayton—An agricultural substance composed of a marriage office and two saloons. Very popular. The Continental—A store (?) on Olive Street. Corn meal—A preparation for the Junior Prom. Two parts corn and eight parts lie. Co-ed—Something that makes life worth living. Co-editor—Comparative degree of above. Confetti—A poor excuse for knocking a lady down. Dad—The First National bank. Damson—A kind of plum. Damsel—The best kind of plum. Decollette—From Latin “decollare. To behead or hit below the chin. Dentist—S«e Kennedy ' s pets. Dishabille—Dormitory full dress. Dignitary—(1) One of the crowned heads of Europe (2) An assistant instructor. Dimple—A depression in the love market Degree—From English dig,” and Latin re. thing. A thing you have to dig for. Dough—What everyone kneads. Dumpling—A discouraged Freshie Editor—An individual who smokes Havanas while the manager works. Education—From “educo, to draw out. A pro¬ cess of drawing out (father’s cash.) Ejaculation—A well bred cuss word. Equivalent—From equus, horse, and valens. good. A good horse is equivalent to an A. Explosion—Chemical term. A chance for the industrious student to begin at the bottom and work up. European—From Greek eu good, and English, rope. A good roper; one who gets an Amer¬ ican heiress. Fraternity—A mutual association for the collec¬ tion of street signs and sofa pillows Fiction— I was sick yesterday, professor. Fastidious—From fast and hideous. An ugly sport. Feed—See Reception. Figure—Very necessary in Wall Street or a comic opera. Flinch—Modern cure for insomnia. Guaranteed. Flush In Clubs—Pool room raid. Forget-me-not—Class treasurer. Freckle—A little map of Ireland. Fuzz—A crop on the face, harvested by machin¬ ery. See also lace curtains. Flunk—See Freshman. Gallery— Derived from two English words, old English gal,” and leery, careful. Be careful what girl you take there. Gallows—A neck and neck finish. Genius—Best excuse for not getting a hair cut. Imam tm n i C y 258 The Hatchet 19 0 6 Gilster— From “Glister, to shine; by transposi¬ tion. Something bright. Gluttony—A disease cured by dormitory life. Gold brick—French 1. Gynarchy—Female government. (Junior class) Hallelujah—January 30. Happy memories—Five cent pies. Hotel—Place where guests give good dollars for poor quarters. Hash—Five dollars is offered for the best defini¬ tion. (Qualitative and quantitative.) Ha! Ha!—A course in geology. Harmony—Comes from harm, and any. Liable to do any harm. Hatchet—(Modesty forbids.) Hiccough—A machine that registers drinks. Homespun—Tales of scholastic achievement. Hybrid—A half way flunkcr. Illegal—An election you lost. Illuminated-Mr. Reiff ' s term for the effect of that ' s all. Imagination—Freshman handball team. Immortal—French History jokes. Impressment—A stolen kiss. Indefinite—Wall’s stay. In-Dent—A lot of deviltry. Ineffacable— ' 06 on the Dent wall. Inform—To acquaint with. Informal—Better acquainted. Initiate—From English “in it. and Greek “ate. fate or woe. Woe in it. Insulated—Washington Co-ed. Jigger—A wineglass holding three ounces. After that we should “jigger. Janitor—From Latin Janus,” the god of war. Something that stirs up a fuss. (Morris please read.) Jake—The department of public works. Kangaroo-The walk that made Mary Institute famous. Knowledge—The rainbow we chase. Kiss— Hello, central, give me Heaven. Keyhole—“The more the merrier.” The merrier you are the more you will see. Kid—A goat or a youngster. Both inclined to butt in. Laughing stock—Transit Company common. Libel—Anything you see in the Hatchet. Limbo—The borders of hell.— Dante. C minus. Loafing—The most popular course in the Univer¬ sity. Includes a critical analysis of tobacco smoke and billiard shots, and a thesis on the comparative merits of St. Louis theatres. I discredit. Love—A permanent derangement of the mind leading to an extra meal ticket. Logarithm—A bad headache to the tenth power. Ladies’ dressing room—Place where Gardiner was wanted at once at the Freshman dance. Lovejoy—Derived from two English words, love and joy. meaning to kill the students. Lockstitch—A form of hosiery, first cousin to the “peek-a-boo.” Load—carried some times by U. S. Male. The heavier the stomach the lighter the head. Mercury—The god of lifting. Founder of a num¬ ber of the Fraternities. Midnight oil—Incense to the god of exams. Magazine—A store house. Student life, A store house for old jokes. Malady—Old form: My Lady.” A kind of sick¬ ness. Mean temperature—90 degrees in the shade. Massacre—Haskell game. Mistletoe—A parasitic plant growing on gas jets in December. Thrives best in dark places. From Miss” and “let.” meaning permission. Permission of the Miss. Osculation—Scientific term for transferrence of of bacilli. Osculation is good for the diges¬ tion.”—University of Chicago. Preacher—One well versed in the art of talking to empty chapel seats. Philosophers—Comes from philos,” love and “sofa. Couple who fill the sofa. Ph. D.—D. Ph. (Prof. Hall tells the story if you don’t understand.) Pipe—An English measure of one-half ton. Rehm is the only one smoking them that large here though. Peek-a-boo—A Seymour (see more) waist Thrives in the “good old summer time. ' ’ Question—Have you paid your subscription? 259 HW|«V :,m The Hatchet 1906 Faculty Flower Bed MR. JAMES—Daffodill. Astronomicus daffy. “When a daffodill I see, Hanging down his head towards me, Guess I may, what I must be. First, I shall decline my head, Secondly, I shall be dead. Lastly, safely buried.” — Herrick. ' ‘Hesperides. ’ ’ PROF. SNOW—The Snow Drop. “The pensive monitor of fleeting years.” PROF. CHESSIN—Bachelor’s Button. PROF. LANGSDORF ) PROF. MANN f American Beauties. PROF. LOVEJOY—Johnny-jump-up. PROF. WOODWARD—Forget-me-not. MR. GOODWIN—Aster. “The aster greets us as we pass with a faint smile.”— Whittier. 260 The Hatchet 19 0 6 JOHNNY-JUMP-UP PROF. FERNALD—Jessamine. “Jessamine is sweet and is the flower of love. — Hood, Flowers. ' ' PROF. SHIPLEY—Poppy. PROF. HAMBACH —Dutchman ' s Breeches. PROF. HELLER—Thistle. Emigrantus Corpulenis. PROF. HALL—Daisy. “The Daisy ' s for simplicity and un¬ affected air. — Burns. PROF. DOUAY—Fleur de Lis. “O, Fleur de Lis, Bloom on. — Longfellow. 26 ] AMERICAN BEAUTIES The Hatchet 1906 Hatchet — Student Life Football Game LITERARY EVENT of international import, second only to the birth of William Shakespeare and the pub¬ lication of this volume, was the Hatchet - Student Life football game on November 23rd. One of the creatures connected with the so-called editorial staff of the latter sheet had occasion to reflect on a poster girl working for the Hatchet and Sir Montgomery Schuyler, ever the defender of the fair sex, flung down the glove in her honor. Mr. Thomas Hardy and J. M. Barrie acted as his seconds in the affair. Refusing to have any¬ thing to do with Mr. “Brooklyn” Tommy Sullivan, as a Student Life second, arrangements were finally completed with Mr. Booker Washing¬ ton and Miss Laura Jean Libbey. acting for the Student Life. The battle royal was set for November 23rd at 3:00 p. m. No smelling salts or butcher knives were to be allowed, but, (if too many clothes were on hand), ringers might be used. Accordingly, both sides wrote their last will and testament, leaving their unpaid bills affectionately to one another, and prepared for fray. The line-up was as follows: Hatchet Coach, Miss Stevens. Hatchet Trainer, Miss Hamilton. Hatchet Position Student Life Arms+rong End—tackle Culbertson Luccock Guard Gilliam Eliot Center English WlNTERMAN Guard Wertheimer Stevens Tackle—end Skinker Schuyler Quarter Brooks K. Krause Half Hunt Saylor Half Goldsmith Breaker Full Moore Two Ringers Six Ringers Referee: H. H. Thompson (And thereby hangs a tale) Umpire: Terry Allen Linesman: William Dean Howells and Rudyard Kipling 262 The Hatchet 1906 A large number of literary people occupied boxes. Whitelaw Reid represented the Associated Press, and the sketches were looked after by Mr. Gibson. George Meredith and Mrs. Humphrey Ward cabled re¬ grets at the last moment. Student Life kicked off with a feeble effort by a ringer named Brooks, attired in patent leathers. Saylor ran back the punt ten yards. At this point play was stopped to allow D. R. Francis to find his seat in the stands. Mr. Francis, as a contributor to last year’s Hatchet, was deeply interested. The Hatchet decides on signals, “one, two, three, hike!” Moore gives the S. L. signals in Gaelic, each man being desig¬ nated by one of the counties of Ireland. The features of the game were the splendid bucking of Breaker and Saylor, and the awful language of Tom Moore. K. Krause goes around Skinker for thirteen yards. Schuyler fol¬ lows with a quarter back run through the line. Thompson penalizes Hatchet for stepping on English ' s toe, and Breaker is forced to kick. Student Life advances the ball three millimeters. Cheers from the audience. Skinker goes around Stevens for five yards. Time out for English. Prince Fushimi arrives and receives Hatchet colors from Miss Hamilton. Student Life goes through Luccock for a quarter of a mile, but loses the ball for holding in the line. (Culbertson was holding up his socks.) In the second half Krause kicks off for Hatchet. Student Life loses ball on off side play No. 21. Winterman goes through Gilliam for ten yards and gets a couple of ads on the way back. Referee calls thirteen off’ side plays in two downs, but reduces it to nine. Saylor makes five yards through the new ringers, Thomas and Larry Boynton. Hatchet sends Stevens through for a touchdown. Moore adroitly presents Umpire and Referee with a year ' s subscription, however, and they refuse to allow it. Meeting transformed into an old ladies sewing circle for a half hour. The rest of the game consisted in off side plays, slugging and a law story by Armstrong, continued every down. Game ended with referee trying to swallow the ball. Kipling says, “I ' ll write it up, you bet, you bet, Lest we forget, Lest we forget. 263 The Hatchet 1906 As Janies was walking down the Hall, He saw a Starbird overhead, A Mann approached him, so he turned, Beheld the Reiser, then he said: “We’ve had almost enough of Snow, The Piles of white annoy a feller; I ' d like to Leav—itt Swift and go, To warmer climes, that is to Hell er.” Thus spoke St. James, then passed along In answer to the dinner bell, But at the table, sad to say, He found that things were quite pell mell. Two lusty Smiths had come to blows, “Give me my Ham-back, cried the one, Spiering his meat with angry shout, “Why don’t you Niph-er and be done? Van Hooks and hangers, yelled the other, “What can I Do-ay? Well, you ' ll see. Is this the kind of sport you like”— “Lovejoy! replied the first in glee. By this time everything was strife, Beyond the power of Penn to tell, Confusion and turmoil were Rciff — Things were not going very well. When all at once a reverend man, A Chaplin, set them all to guessing. He thundered forth: “Good-win! Your move! What ' s up? Why I am only Chessing! 264 The Hatchet 1906 A Few of the Latest Books We have made it a point in publishing this book bulletin to pick out books which have not been mentioned in the reviews of other magazines, but which we con¬ sider worthy of being brought before the public attention “Choir Practice as a Substitute for Lunch By Rev. Dr. Herbert B. Smith, Avenue Q Presbyterian Church, Pattonville, St. Louis Co. In this book Rev, Dr. Smith shows how a person may live and thrive on a spirit¬ ual diet as well as on a regular twenty-five cent dinner. He claims that two or three pages of the Bible will provide as much energy as a pound of beefsteak. In conclusion, he gives himself, (Dr. Smith is a very corpulent man) as a convincing proof and example of his theory. The Crown of Orange. By Montgomery Schuyler. This is an amusing little autobiography, upon which a half hour may be enjoyably spent. Pool Playing for Girls. By an anonymous author, signed Co-ed. In this book, a rather deep one, there are various statements proving the advis¬ ability of a course in pool playing as necessary to a well rounded education. The author gives as an example of an exemplary institution W. U., which has set a shining example by providing its lady students with all necessities which they may need for this branch of work. “The Whys and Wherefore of Rooting, By Fred Lewis English. The author gives types of the energetic rooter and of the listless rooter, and shows their difference in value to their respective teams. We wish to state here that Mr. English has made a lasting impression upon all teams he has rooted for and against. T he book contains several three colored illustrations of the author in action. Little Stories of Married Life. By J. Fred Gilster, A collection of short stories of home life in the country, full of pathos, wit and interest. Mr. Gilster ' s style is inimitable. 265 The Hatchet 1906 Echoes From the University Census Who is the popular Professor? Chessin received Richardson’s vote; Keiser and Winston both strong. Girls voted for Starbird. Who is the keenest co-ed? Many hard feelings. Miss Dickinson and Miss Knoll worked hard for each other. Miss Rudolph received one vote, supposed to be Tau Phi ' s. Gilster voted ten times for-? Who is the biggest liar? Moore has told more lies to date. Drosten and Paddock are promising. Who smokes the most? Tie between Herb Smith and “Muggs” Saylor; Pallbearers will also be selected for McGoodwin’s funeral. Who is the best dresser? 1, Goodbar. 2, For New York styles, Skiuker; London, Carleton; Kirkwood, Heimbuecher. Who works the hardest? (Not a faculty vote). 1, Gilbert. 2, Burroughs. 3, Eliot. 4, Cave. Who is the youngest man in school? 1, Horner looks it. 2, Walls acts it. 3, Tuholske claims it, but 4, as Barnes ' bones are still soft, he is it. Who takes the most soft snaps? 1, Walter Krause. 2, Terry Allen till he lost out on psychology. Who is the champion fusser? No choice; Skinker, Gilster, Campbell, Schuyler, Drosten and Jack Horner well along in the lead. H. E. T. went strong for the Betas—any one at all. Theta Sigma divided between the Sig Alphs and the rest of the world. Girls literary votes for English. Who stands the best show for heaven? 1. Graf. 2, Hawkins. Class B, Also Rans, the various preacher ' s sons Smith, Clayton, Fullerton, Luccock, Baltzer. 266 The Hatchet 1906 Favorite Texts of the Professors Douay :— It is not good for man to be alone.” Shipley“Train up a child in the way he should go and when he is old he will not depart from it.” Snow:— And when they had sung an hymn they went out.” Hall“And he spake a parable unto them, saying. Heller:—“And Jeshurum waxed fat and kicked. Winston:—“Is it lawful to give tribute unto Caesar? Reiff;_ And he shaved himself in sackcloth and ashes. Chessin :— And the books were opened.” H. Smith :—“Draw up now and bear to the governor of the feast. ' Coulter:— Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow. Abbott:—“Can these bones live. Fernald :—“Even the very hairs of your head are all numbered.’ Hambach:— Upon the tables of stone.” Chaplin :— As one having authority and not as the scribes.’ KAKODYL SEAL 267 I The Hatchet 1906 Accidents T he Eternal Quest ion UU C O ' - - «-n o n 4J Dr. Reiff:—How many pupils are there in the room? Miss—Fifteen, not counting the in¬ structor. Psychology. Prof. Swift:—What is your concept of man? Miss Heron:—Whenever I hear the word man, I think of a single indi¬ vidual. (Who can the lucky dog be?) Mr. Swift:—Now, Mr. Saylor, joining these two ideas, what will you have? Saylor:—Not prepared, sir. Swift:—What will you have, Mr. Moore? M.—Blanked if I know. Swift:—What will you have, Mr. Krause? Krause, (wakeing up):—I’ll take a lemon seltzer. Prof. Shipley:—We now come to the Roman baths. We will go into them next time. Come prepared. Next time:—The tepidarium was a warm bath, but the calidarium was hot as —well— Fresh:—Shall I put “What it is,” on the top of this drawing? Holmes Smith:—Yes, I think that would be a good name for it. T. P. M. to Chancellor rushing wood: —Can ' t I help you. Doctor? Chancellor:—Young man, I carried wood before you were born, but you might lend me a match. 268 The Hatchet 1906 McGoodwin, eating at Commons:— Gee, these green peas have buckshot skinned to death.” Freshman:—Isn’t the glee club great. Soph:—Yes, it grates horribly. It was during the Spanish war that Tom Moore sent the Ladie’s Home Journal a poem on the Rank and File.” “Rank,” said the editor, “I ' ll file it. Prof. Coulter:—What is the difference between a gametophyte and a dog fight? The night it was 18 below zero, Mr. Kennett assigned a new Jap student to a bath room in Liggett. The next morning the victim appeared with a sleepless face. The tub is ver’ nice,” he said, But not vcr’ soft to sleep in. SONG (Mr. Starbird, loquitur) Let me go back, Let me go back, To my dear old Chicago town. ItllMftll 14 - FRESHMAN DANCE 269 The Hatchet 1906 W. U. Picked Team Defeats Faculty Football Team N ONE of the most brilliant and exciting games of the season, an all-star picked football team, composed of men seen around the University, defeated the Faculty team. Some of the Faculty team were once renowned athletes. Prof. Chessin played on the University of St. Petersburg foot¬ ball team, and was also on the track team of that institu¬ tion, winning the shot put in the dual meet between his college and the University of Tokio. Prof. Smith also was a star at Vassar or some other eastern college. The All-Stars scored their only touchdown on a fluke. With but a few moments left to play, full-back Hambacli got away from the bunch and was off for a touchdown. When crossing the thirty yard line, someone on the side lines threw a bluish rock of peculiar lustre squarely in front of the flying athlete. In a moment all football was thrown to the winds and, obeying his geo¬ logical instincts, the full-back was soon on his knees examining the peculiar stone. This enraged Captain Shipley so much that Hambach was sent to the side lines. Leavitt was called out as his substitute. The ball was here given to Swift for an end run, but alas! what ' s in a name? Swift was not fast enough; at the psychological moment Graf broke through and tackled him for a two inch loss. This setback almost caused an “anabasis as Prof. Hall was heard to exclaim. “Anabasis is a Greek slang expression equivalent to the English “go up into the air. Leavitt was next called upon to sustain his fame as a kicker, but although he was always more or less inclined to drop kicking, (as he stated to a Hatchet reporter after the game) he did not succeed in making a goal. The ball was punted out to the middle of the field and when Douay fumbled, (“Sacre bleu”), Henselmeier fell on the ball. Here Ballman tried a low buck through center Chessin, but no one has ever been known to pass under Chessin, and Ballman was stopped in his tracks. At this point Graf and Lovejoy were put out of the game for slugging; 270 The Hatchet 1906 Kumashiro and Penn taking ' their places. On the very next play Penn was pen(n)alized for holding. The game ended with the ball on the Faculty ' s forty yard line, with both sides fighting furiously. The line-up was as follows: All-Stars 5 Faculty 0 Jake Right End W. B. Smith Deacon Smith (of Pattonville) Right Tackle Swift Graf Right Guard Shipley (Capt.) English Center Chessin Luetscher Left Guard Hall Ballman Left Tackle Reiff Adolph Left End Winston Looie (the office hoy (Quarter Keiser Koh Kumashiro Right Half Back Lovejoy-Penn Taschahaki Left Half Back Douay Henselmeiek Full Back Ham bach-Lea vitt The Hatchet 1906 Quotations Some of us will smart for it.—Hatchet Board. Was ever such vile matter so fairly bound? —Dickson’s College Algebra. But what good came of it at last, quoth little Peterkin. Why that I can not tell,” said he. but ’twas OPHOMORE1 ruRiAi The Lock and Chain Seai. a famous victory.” •—Hatchet-Student Life game. My robe and my intregity to Heaven is all, I dare now call my own. —Mont Schuyler. The next morning after election. Thou who hast, The fatal gift of beauty.—Goodbar. He trudged along unknowing what he sought, And whistled as he went for want of thought.— 08. Without a grave, unknelled, Uncoffined and unknown. —The Chess Club Joys too exquisite to last. And yet more exquisite when (passed).—Exams. When shall we three meet again, In thunder, lightning or in rain. -—Literary Society. The child of misery, baptized in tears.—Engineer. But, by the Lord, lads, I’m glad you have the money. —Lock and Chain. 272 ■ n Methought the Voice ok Angees from Heaven in Answer Rang. (Winners of the 05 Cherub Contest.) The butcher in his killing clothes.—Prof. Abbott. Of all men else I have avoided thee.—Treasurer. So we grow together like a double cherry, seeming parted. —Butler Brothers. This hour is mine. If for the next I care, I grow too wide. —Prof. Love joy. I am so fresh that the grass turns pale with envy as I pass. —Toeppen. And one clear note, sounding abovs the rest, Would shake the building to its very roots. —Prof. Snow. Vain wisdom all, and false philosophy. —Calculus. Vexing and the dull ear of a drowsy man. —Descrip, lecture. Doth make the night joint laborer with the day. —Grind. Here ' s to the Man Who Brings Us Mail. I counted two and seventy stenches, all well defined—Chemical Laboratory. All, all honorable men.— ' 06 and Faculty. 273 The Hatchet 1906 He that dies pays all debts.—Treasurer’ hope. I dote on his very absence.—Most any Prof. This world is full of change.—Street car Conductor. Have alwaways been at dagger’s drawing. And one another clapper clawing.—Junior Medics. Never say fail.’—To the Profs. Come, sit down, every mother’s son and rehearse your parts. —Dramatic Club Detested sport, that owes its pleasure to another ' s pane. —Base Ball near the Gym. His name was a terrible name indeed. —Hickenlooper. Oh, why did I wake! When shall I sleep again. —T. P. Moore. A good little man of his inches. —Prof. Hambach. And a great big fat man said Oh, golly, For heaven’s sake just look at Bally. —Ballman, Our humble province is to tend the Fair.—Phi Delta Theta. Shaved like a harvest field at stubble , time.—Kargau. A college joke, to cure the dumps. —Leavitt. Of all studies, study your present ’looie the office boy. condition.—Flunker. A fool can ask more questions in an hour than seven wise men can answer in a year.—Good cheer to exam time. Junior German.—Baltzer. Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens.—Carondelet Dutch. Eternal sunshine settles on his head.—Schuyler Small potatoes and few in a hill.— 07. 274 The Hatchet 1906 Contempt of Court The law is a sort of hocus pocus science that smiles in yer face while it picks yer pocket and the glorious uncertainity of it is of more use to its professors than the justice of it.”— Mucklin. Judge Ferris :—“Mr. Ancker, what is a lucid interval? Ancker :—“That ' s when a fellow that is insane ain’t insane.” Judge X, to Nichols :—“If I draw a knife on you and it ' s a piece of paper is that an assault?” Sufferer from insomnia suddenly jumping to his feet:— I ' m not prepared this morning, Judge.” Mr. Kirby :—“If I should take charge of my brother’s legal affairs would that be a gratuitous service ?” Solomon :—“If he was your brother in law.” An agent who has two principals has no principle. Judge :—“How would you interpret the law which forbade a layman to lay hands on a priest if the layman hit him with a gun.?” Lehmann, C. J.:—“In that case I think hands would include arms and the layman would fall within the law.” Out Olive Street I asked a friend of mine the other day how he could afford to stay away from the Blackstone Literary meetings. He told me he saved money by so doing. I said, How ' s that ? Do you pay the chairman of the executive committee a nickel for a permanent leave of absence ? He said, No, I figure my dope this way : It ' s worth a quarter to escape, so that deducting the nickel I pay the executive committee I am twenty cents ahead on every meeting. Class Yell Junior Law Torts and contracts, administration. Sales and bailments, and taxation, Tresspass, trover, waste, replevin, St. Louis Law School, 1907. 275 The Hatchet 1906 A Few Days on the OutClinic A ' HAD been sitting about the office all day. With the exception of Mu a few false alarms, there was nothing doing. So, retiring at ten thirty with disappointment, I soon fell into a dream of expansive delusion, imagining I had a case in a private family in a beautiful mansion in Westmorland, having as my assistants Doctors Schwartz, Saunders and Luedeking. Things were progressing royally when about twelve thirty this operation of dreams was suddenly inter¬ rupted by the rattle of the telephone. “Hello, what is it? (Lady ' s voice) I wish to speak to Dr. Klenk. “Who is speaking?” (L. V.) “Miss Ida. “Is there anything I can do for you, Miss Ida?” (L. V.) “Oh no, I wish to chat with the Professor for awhile. Sorry, but he is not in.” (L. V.) You will do just as well, Doctor. I ' m just from Hashagen. Dr. Klenk promised to meet me there. O, I enjoy talking to the young doctors so much. Except Dr. Wobus. He ' s very nice, but I don ' t like to be forever talking Dutch over the ’phone. I dreamed of Dr. Zell ' s mustache last night. It was quite short and scattering. O, say, are you acquainted with Dr. Klenk?” Surgeon Klenk? (L. V.) Yes. He told me that he was surgeon and pathologist for your school but I thought he was only joking, for he’s so young to hold such a position. And yet, he looks wise. Believe he said he gave special lectures to the Freshmen. By the way, how is Dr. Knewitz? He is so cute! And Dr. Hoose has not called me up lately. 1 hear his whole attention is given to the Polyclinic (?) lately. No, Little Anderson has made a back number of Hoose and Kern, and now two Sophomores and a Freshman are ahead of Anderson. (Miss I.) ‘I feel sorry for Mr. Kern. Miss Ida, the door bell is ringing, so good night. 276 The Hatchet 1906 “What is it sir? (Darkey), Come down to 1605 Second St.; my wife is quite sick. “Very well, old man, I’ll be there. After an hour ' s wait for the owl car, I finally reached my destination. Dr: What’s the trouble, my good lady? Patient; ' Well, Doctor, I ate too much poke and cabbige fur supper, so has got a powerful miz- zery in my side. Disappointed again, neverthe¬ less I quickly wrote a shotgun pre¬ scription, of as many and as strong drugs as I could recall as being specifics for just this condition. Before leaving I made a deposit of my carfare, watch, and other val¬ uables in my sock. This was a new portion of the city for me and at such an early morning hour the alleys appeared unusually black and the streets narrow and death¬ like, therefore no time was lost in my return to a carline. You may read of your ghosts, grave-yard stories and haunts, but this was the real thing. While away, Brewster was called to an old darky ' s on Robins Lane. Says the old lady: What is it, sonny? Did you paw send you with the medicine case?” Before Brewster could explain that he was the doctor with the magic aid, the woman hurried him off. saying, “Go quickly, little boy, and tell your paw to come down. 5:00 A. M. I had just fallen into a sweet peaceful sleep when the ’phone aroused me. Hello! Have Dr. Shields come at once; the baby is ailing. Shields quickly departed to his patient. Soon Dr. Gauen follows, and 277 The Hatchet 1906 on entering he finds Shields, with that expression of wisdom and exper¬ ience that becomes his dignity, making a close examination of the tiny patient. Shield ' s Waterbury having sustained a complicated fracture and dislocation of its vital parts in a calm (?) rough-house, he resorted to the family alarm clock for a pulse count. The weather thermometer also served its purpose. ’Phone again (At office) “What is it sir? Is that the Union Delivery Company?” (At office) “No madam, this is the morgue.” Hirsch has just arrived, reporting an unusual condition of his patient having suffered all day with nocturnal pains. He prescribed Bay Rum; one teaspoonful every hour. Also advised shampoo and a massage. 11:15 Saturday night. Office:— Hello, what is it? Please send out six kegs of beer at once to—” Office: My friend, you have the wrong number. This is 848C. The next day we found this to be a call from section II at their “Saturday night quiz. Park is unusually precautious about sepsis of late. Now he has fitted himself with rubber boots, extra shoulder gloves, a rubber cap and mackintosh with culture tubes in each pocket. His outfit is a fac-simile of “Pat” Guggenheim.— “PUD. 278 The Hatchet 1906 Medical Weisert says he attributes his good health to the fact that he reads German every morning before breakfast in place of drinking hot water. Zell was laid up three days with heart trouble. It was rumored that there was girl in the case. A:—Did you know that Reiss fell from the roof of our college building yes¬ terday? He struck head first on the granitoid walk.” B:— My gracious he must be fatally injured! A:—Oh, no, he comes from Red Bud; he fell slowly.” Scene on Locust Street Copper:—“Say, there! wait a minute. Lightner:—“What do you want? Cop :— I want you.” Lightner:— M-m-e-e- me? Cop :— Yes sir ! what’s your name? Lightner:—“Why, what, yes, oh—its Lightner. Cop:— What do you do for a living?” Lightner:—“Why, me? oh—I just study. Cop:—“Study what?” Lightner:—“Medicine. ’ ' Cop:—“Where do you live? Lightner:— Kansas. ’ ’ Cop:— Well, move on—but you look suspicious. There was a young Medic Eugene, Who wanted to blow a machine The machine was a joke, Full of cinders and smoke, And Senseney’s face was a scene. 279 The Hatchet 1906 As Their Friends Know Them “Alex” Alexander, “Nowhere so busy a man as he there was. And yet he seemed busier than he was. “Pretty Ambrister, Trust not too much to an enchanting face.” Handy Andy” Anderson, Yet he was kind or if severe in aught The love he bore to learning was at fault. ” “Beast” Beeson, “He was withal a roistering blade. “Betty Betts, “And he was a jolly good fellow. “Baby Nettles” Brewster, “I am very young! but what of that? You once were young as I; And you don’t know what I can do Until you see me try.” He never wasted any idle words. Curly” Brossard, Once there was a little boy With curly hair and pleasant eye,— A boy who loved to tell the truth And never, never told a lie. Saunders Chalkley, “His life was gentle; and the elements So mixed in him that Nature might stand up And say to all the world; ' this was a man.’ “Hop Cline, “Our muskets were of cedar wood, With ramrod bright and new; With bayonet forever set, And painted barrel too.” Fuji Mouri Bribach, 280 The Hatchet 1906 “Bridget Cook, “Touch him but tenderly, Handle with care, Fashioned so slenderly, Young and so fair. “Hermit Doron, “He’s a stranger; you had better ask his name, And whither he is going, and whence he came. Owl Fildes, “A dark browed youth, He had an owl-like look of wisdom. “Professor” Fischel, “A kind and gentle heart he had To comfort all his foes, The naked every morn he clad, When he put on his clothes. Da. Zeli. anu His Mustache “President Goodman, “One of those plausible talkers who are always trying to walk with important people. “Joplin Gregg, Owner of the Yellow Dog mine, gentlemen, “Kuropatkin” Griffith, We charged upon a flock of geese And put them all to flight. Guggie Guggenheim, He was in logic a great critic, Profoundly skilled in analytic; He could distinguish and divide A hair ' twixt south and southwest side; “Hairy Ainu Hale, “He knew what’s what, and that ' s as high As metaphysic wit could fly. “B. G. Hamilton, “There are some men who are fortune’s favorites, And who, like cats, light ever upon their legs.” .... “Dovey Hastings, ”■ Let us speak kindly of him, he is so puny and meek. 281 The Hatchet 1906 Fourteen Year Crown In eighteen hundred and ninety-one, Our worthy dean made a Morrison Crown. For a gentleman in Illinois, And made it so natural that all the boys Pronounced it perfect, without a doubt, And declared the profession couldn ' t live without The aid of Dr. Kennerlv. Now, fourteen years have passed away, And that same gentleman came this way, And Dr. Kennerly, with pride displayed, The perfect crown that he had made, To the natural tooth, it came so near, That the students sent up a mighty cheer, In honor of Dr. Kennerly. And now the man began to explain. The cause of his visit was, great pain, In the same tooth that brought renown To Dr. K. for his famous crown. Now all the students gathered round To see the finish of that old crown. Made by Dr. Kennerly. It was then decided, without a doubt, That the tooth must surely be taken out. And lo! and behold! when it came with a rip, ' Twas a perfect tooth, from tip to tip. The root and crown had grown together, And the pain was caused by a new nerve in the center — Hurrah for Dr. Kennerly! 232 COUNT THE FEET. Art School Daubs t i • New Student:—“Is that man I saw with a beard an artist?’ Old Timer:—“No, he’s a teacher. Heard in the head class:—“When Carpenter worked here was he good in the head? Fellows don’t you wish you could raise hair on your face? New students always ask if Zeller is a teacher. No more coffee after school. The gas refuses to catch on fire. Why? Mrs. Barns is going to Paris and start a boarding house for St. Louis Art students. One week of quiet and peaceful days. Wingo was at home. The Tell Club is represented in the Art School. The members are few but they are earnest workers. Mamma Katz Hist! Walls have ears. Niagara may be attractive, but we have a “Whirlpool of our own here. Some one suggested that the boys life class have some apologies printed with blank places in which to write the misdemeanors committed. No, that ' s not an African war shield, it’s only Kenney ' s pallette. Dear Sir:—My little son ' s high standards of morality are being dragged in the Yesterday 1 heard him say “Gosh! and the day before I caught him carrying dust. matches. Unless you put says) act like hoodlums, reason is a stop to the behavior of some of the boys, who (my son I shall withdraw him from their baleful influence. The A. PARENT. 283 r a Beethoven Conservatory of Music SAINT LOUIS, MISSOURI BROTHERS EPSTEIN, DIRECTORS Northwest corner of Taylor Av. and Olive Street The Most Important Music School in the City SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATALOGUE Saint Louis Union Trust Company NORTHWEST CORNER FOURTH AND LOCUST STREETS CAPITAL AND SURPLUS - $ 1 0,0 0 0,0 0 0.00 Solicits Accounts, on Which Interest Will be Allowed Executes Trusts of Every Description tit DIRECTORS Joseph D. Bascom William K. Bixby, Robert S. Brookings Adolphus Busch. Daniel Catlin, John T. Davis. Howard Elliott, - G. A. Finkelnberg. S. W. Fordyce, John Fowler. William E. Guy, D. M. Houser. - Broderick Bascom Rope Co. 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Olive Street and Taylor Avenue Office: Rooms 502 and 503 Century Building SAINT LOUIS, :: MO. SAINT LOUIS, :: :: MISSOURI KNIT I like to drowse the summer hours, And in the arm chair sit, To hold the twine between my hands, And watch Lucinda knit. Twas wonderful the way her hands Would make the needles flit, But when I tried to hold them still, Lucinda answered, “knit. 6 fllmit’a CANDIES, SODA WATER ICE CREAM and ICES. 4 LIGHT LUNCHEON SERVED. 521 ©line S Irrft. 3lf flint � Your Clothes made by a Tailor we can interest you in our New Spring Fabrics. It will cost you nothing to give us a look. Our Designers are tbe best artists money can procure. Yours truly, ijarlan Unis., Sailors, 6th and St. Charles Street, St. Louis. KEUFFEL y ESSER CO. OF NEW YORK 813 LOCUST STREET ST. LOUIS, MO. K. E. PARAGON ' KEY BRAND ARROW BRAND . Drawing Instruments Flat and Triangular Scales Triangles, Curves Tee Squares, Etc. Adjustable Slide Rules Surveying Instruments Measuring Tapes 4 4 raw a p e r s ' ANVIL DUPLEX PARAGON UNIVERSAL 500 PAGE CATALOGUE ON APPLICATION Bell. Lindcll 353m. Kinloch. Delmar 1198 JL Naugljton Biixtv {Roofing (Eo. P S. NAUGHTON. M.nae.r (Enntrartnra fur ihr Snufinij of the IBaaljingtuu Uniurrattg (Sriuip SLATE and TILE ROOFERS Dealers in Roofing Slate YARDS and OFFICE 3B20 ffiarlrbr Aur. $ainl Cnuta Copper Work of New V ashington University Buildings, furnished by Powers B oyd Cornice and Roofing Company MANUFACTURERS OF Copper and Galvanized Iron Cornices. Steel Ceilings, Sky Lights and Ventilators. Roofing. Gutter¬ ing and Spouting and Metal Windows 3614-16 Laclede Ave., St. Louie, Mo. 7 Gives Health, Strength and Vigor. Sold by all Druggists and Grocers. 8 iJ)u b?0-i tm Un Mnsxt (En. tEbr Jit atui aitb fflwti nf £ t. ICnuta 1006 OLIVE STREET The Largest and most complete Piano and Musical Establishment in St. Louis. Manufacturers, Importers, Wholesale and Retail Dealers. SMITH ACADEMY. ' WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY l THIELIN. MANDOLINS GUITARS BANJOS (Cljirkrrimi . . . i£ljtplips-8 ttrrlm (Eljiplm. PIANOS Atriubarlj $c Drrbi ' r Ulrrkcr Uullmar Ulrnutpr $c iKurrln ' r REGINA MUSIC BOXES + 4 + CASH OR EASY PAYMENTS. 4 4 4 GENERAL OFFICES: 1006 OLIVE STREET. ST. LOUIS FACTORIES: ROCKFORD, ILLINOIS M oon El evator Company MANUFACTURERS OF ELECTRIC STEAM HYDRAULIC Passenger and Freight Elevators Belt Power Hand Power Dumb Waiters SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN TO CHANGING Bell Tyler 401 Kinlocb A-1613 EIGHTH and MULLANPHY STREETS. SAINT LOUIS. MISSOURI Walter L. Flowers Co. 1023 - 1024 - 1025 Chemical Building Cochrane Heaters Separators The Sorge-Cochrane System Coohson Steam Traps Regina Babbitt PTetal Acme Oil Filters Etc. Etc. SAINT LOUIS :: MISSOURI S a,nt Louis Roofing Company JOHN M. SELLERS, President Felt, Composition and Gravel Roofs Office 317-318 WA1NR1GHT BUILDING Seventh and Chestnut Streets SAINT LOUIS, MISSOURI Bell Main 2380 PHONES Kinloch A-2M Saint Louis Philadelphia Baltimore F. Weber and Co. MANUFACTURERS AND IMPORTERS D raughtsmen s I and Engineer s SUPPLIES Sole Agents for Riefler s Patent R ound System Drawing Instruments Largest Assortment of Drawing Instruments, Instruments of Precision, Drawing Boards, Tables, Drawing and Blue Print Paper :: Artist s Materials Picture Framing Special ' Discount to Students 709 Locust Street Saint Louis, Mo. HEINE WATER TUBE Boilers Made Entirely of Flange Steel Manufactured only by Heine Safety Boiler COMPANY SAINT LOUIS :: MISSOURI 11 WE USE “THE HATCHET” TO CHOP - PRICES - of Picture Frames Domestic and Imported. Our Line is the Most Complete in the West. The Public is Cordially Invited to Visit our Fine Art Galleries ::710 North Broadway:: Phone: Bell, Main 1161 Our collection of reproduc¬ tions of Standard Pictures is very extensive. :: We have spared neither time nor ex¬ pense to make it complete. Branch Store: 1021 N. Grand Avenue Opposite High School. :: :: Call up Olivia Building ;; ;; Both Phones Sir Galahad —Watts Brey’s Art Store Company, samt l,„„s George Thies HATTER Southeast Corner of EIGHTH and PINE Streets :: Saint Louis BEMIS BAGS are the Standard Flour Packages. Millers everywhere prefer them, because they ' re always good bags. :: :: BEMIS BRO. BAG COMPANY SAINT LOUIS .•. MISSOURI A. S. Aloe Company MANUFACTURERS OF Engineering, Mining Surveying Instruments and Supplies Drawing Instruments and Materials for all Purposes 513 Olive Street Special Sets for Schools at all Prices SAINT LOUIS and Colleges 12 wmmm i t Usuis §rluml of Jittr Arts Thirty-second Year Three Terms a Year FIRST TERM OPENS SEPTEMBER 25TH, 1905 By Special Arrangement Students May Enroll at Any Time The School is fully equipped to give instructions in the following branches: Drawing from objects, casts (antique) and life (draped and nude models): Book-binding; Design (illustrations and Applied Arts); Ceramic Decoration; Pottery; Modeling from the antique and life; a special class for children Saturday morning. All students have the freedom of the Museum Collections. Lectures on Art History and kindred subjects, weekly. For illustrated booklet of information apply to the St. Louis School of Fine Arts, or HALSEY C. IVES, Director 13 The better class of patrons demand as much of the dentist ' s office as of the dentist. They patronize only offices which show modern equipment. Among office equipment the chair and en¬ gine make the greatest impressions. No other dental chair so favorably impresses the patient or so well serves the dentist as the Columbia. Its graceful lines, fine finish and restful form, commend it to the patient: while its reliability, easy and silent operation and adaptability to every need endear it to the dentist. Among dental engines Columbia Electric Engines are easily first. They are highly ornamental, convenient, noiseless, under in¬ stant control, and have a wider range of action than any other electric engine. They are made for direct, alternating and storage battery currents. The most prominent tool in the laboratory is the lathe. Columbia Electric Lathes have better bearings, wider range of speed and more constant power than any other electric lathe. They are noiseless in operation, and so pleasing in their appearance that a Columbia Electric Lathe almost furnishes a laboratory. Our easy terms make it possible for you to have these modern Dental Office Appliances. All dealers are proud to show Columbia Equipment. THE RITTER DENTAL MANUFACTURING CO. ROCHESTER, NEW YORK Columbia Electric Engines and Lathes and Favorite Columbia Chairs received the Gold Medal at the Lou¬ isiana Purchase Exposition. “By their smokes ye shall know them ’ 14 CThr Srutal Srpartmrnt of HlaHlttttgtmt Hnutmutij (fHismum Dental (Enllritr) This Department is located in its handsome and commodious new home on the corner of 27th and Locust Streets. The building has been remodeled and refurnished throughout, and as equipped to-day is one of the most modern Dental Institutions in the west. The facilities offered for obtaining an education in Dentistry are unsurpassed. The annual session of 1905 and 1906 will begin about October 1st, 1905. Catalogues and further information may be obtained by addressing DR. J. H. KENNERLY, Dean, 27th and Locust Streets St. Louis, Mo. Mexico Over 19 Hours Nearer NEW DOUBLE DAILY THROUGH SERVICE IRON MOUNTAIN ROUTE fTEXAS X PACIFIC ‘‘INTERNATIONAL GREAT NORTHERN AND THE RATIONAL LINES OF MEXICO FOR DESCRIPTIVE PAMPHLETS AMD FURTHER INFORMATION ADDRESS C. B. GAUSSEN, Pass, and Ticket Agt. H.C.TOWNSEND, GENL PA5SR TICKET AGENT, � ST. LOUIS 15 HAPPINESS Q=d, When we talk GAS we talk HAPPINESS. The words are synonomous. It ' s certain you can’t be happy with dirt, drudgery and hard work. It s equally certain you can’t have dirt, drudgery and hard work if you COOK WITH GAS. Banish the coal stove and drudgery goes out with it. Bring in the gas range and comfort comes in with it. We are doing all in our power to spread gas happiness NOW! The following low prices bear evidence of this fact: Ranacs 16-in. oven SIS; 18 in oven J 1 1 ?. Gas Water Heaters $10. Each payable $3.00 with order, balance $1.00 monthly with your gas bill. $1.00 discount from these prices for vilH order. Tke Laclede Gas Light Co. 716 Locvist Street. Established 18 5 1 Brunswick-Balke- Collender LEADING MANUFACTURERS IN THE WORLD OF 205-211 Third Avenue Corner 18th Street New York Billiard and Pool Tables Importers and Manufacturers of BOWLING ALLEYS AND SUPPLIES C. P. Chemicals and Reagents Chemical, PKy ' sical and Scientific Apparatus Assay Goods High Grade Tile Lined Refrigerators 106 South Fourth Street We handle the best of Everything needed for a Laboratory (Directly Opposite Southern Hotel) St. Louis, Mo. 16 FALSTAFF BOTTLED BEER ”aln ' OXlynxrrjat jlrofturt of thr Urmwa Art” Made and Boftled Exclusively at the Immuij of Ifomp ICiutie. 11. 5?. A. I ittriiiral Sppartnmtt liaiihtnytmt llnim ' rsttu £ atnt IGnuis A ttention is invited to the complete courses offered hy the Med ical Department Washington University in all the departments of medicine and surgery, and in the special branches of Medical Science The clinical and laboratory facilities are unexcelled, and opportunities are the best for a thorough J dedical Education. Communications may he sent to iSobrrt fEurbpkitui, iH. 3., Dean of the Medical Department, Washington University, 1806 Locust Street, Saint Louis, Missouri ✓ CHAS. SCHLEIFFARTH CO. Trusses, Elastic Hosiery, Abdominal Support rs. Rolling Chairs, Crutches, Surgical Supplies :: And all Other Articles for use in the SICK ROOM and HOSPITAL. 8 South Broadway ST. LOUIS, MO. J. H. Crane Furniture Co. 423-425 North Fourth Street, Saint Louis, Mo. Fiegant e w Store Fashionable Designs W HEN you are select¬ ing your Furniture, don’t fail to call on us and see the designs and finishes in Furniture that you can rely on as modern. Price Reasonable Quality Durable Of real beauty cannot fail to find pleasure in the con¬ tour of the CROAK suit. It follows the wearer’s figure, emphasizing the good lines and building up ( without padding) the bad ones. You can buy elegant Ready-to-Wear Suits, Single or Double Breasted, at $15; others up to $35. Top Coats, $15 to $35. Paddock Overcoats, $20 to $40, Ready-to-Wear. Cravenette Rain Coats $15 to $35. Suits and Overcoats to your measure. S25 to $50. TENTH AND OLIVE STS.. H U’ _ LL Text Books and Supplies used in the Washington University may he obtained at B( e 818 Olive Street 19 A Race for Popularity 608 Olive Street, Saint Louis, Missouri iErkrr Urns. (Optical (En. High Cl ass Optical Goods, Kodaks, Stereopticons, :: Artists Materials, Dissecting Instruments for Microscopical Work Jfottt fork Writing $c Parking (Co. (Limited) PIONEERS AND LEADERS Manufacturers of Vul canized Rubber for MECHANICAL PURPOSES Vulcanite Emery Wheels Fire Hose 218-220 Chestnut Street A communication from you stating your requirements for Elevating, Conveying and Power Transmifting Machinery will be answered by a proposition from us, based on first class material and close prices IT WILL PAY YOU TO WRITE US Weller M anufacturing Company ENGINEERS FOUNDERS MACHINISTS Send for our No. 18 Catalogue Chicago, Ill. 20 HDC Largest and Best Furniture Store In America C Slip tCiunmn ' t 2Funutun (Ed has furnished a majority of tlie finest Residences and Hotels in Saint Louis t h DC bJ 2 2 Furniture for every purpose and to suit every condition m life 7 ie Lammert Furniture Co. r 2 2 m 7J H ( Wholesale and Retail inz: Always Something New Fourth and St. Charles —nr-- • FIUNKINS-WILLIS Lime Cement Company Saint Louis, Missouri _ ATLAS PORTLAND CEMENT H. H. Meier id Company (Bremen) ' PuzzoJan Cement STAINLESS This Gcment Largely Used in Construction of Washington University Buildings Best Brothers Keene s Cement Used for Plastering and Ornamental Work of Washington University Buildings Rinald ' s Porcelain Enamel Herringbone Expanded Steel Latk 21 MARS—“ I hear that Saturn has been disqualified for the planetary- ball game. Why was that?” JUPITER—“They said he was a ringer.” The “Old Hickory” Restaurant 711 Locust Street Open Until Midnight 2344 Olive Street Open all Night 2603-05-07 Washington Avenue Open all Night Retail Bakery Department at Each Place. Popular Prices. UNION BAKERY COMPANY 22 f Washington University W. S. CHAPLIN, LL. D. - - - Chancellor COMPRISES THE FOLL . . OWING DEPARTMENTS: I. Undergraduate Department V. Medical Department West of Skinker Road St. Louis and Missouri Medical College Which includes 1806 Locust Street ROBERT LUEDEKING, M. D„ Dean a. The College Entrance examination on Tuesday and Wednesday. Sep¬ tember 26 and 27, 1905. M. S. SNOW, A. M.. DEAN VI. Dental Department ft. The School of Engineering and Missouri Dental College Architecture Beaumont and Locust Streets C. M. WOODWARD, Ph. D., Dean JOHN H. KENNERLY, M. D„ D. D. S„ Dean Entrance examination about September 29 and 30, 1905 DEGREES VII. Smith Academy Washington Avenue and Nineteenth Street I. Bachelor of Arts. II. Bachelor of Science in Civil Engineering. III. Bachelor of Science in Mechanical Engineering. IV. Bachelor of Science in Electrical Engineering. V. Bachelor of Science in Chemistry. VI. Bachelor of Science in Architecture. C. P. CURD, A. M„ Principal A preparatory School for College, Polytechnic School and Business. Entrance examination, Saturday, June 10: Monday, Tues¬ day and Wednesday, September 25, 26, 27, 1905. VII. The usual higher degrees. Entrance examinations Monday and Tuesday. June 12th and 13th; Tuesday and Wednesday, September 26th and 27th, VIII. Manual Training School 190S. Washington Avenue and Eighteenth Street C. M. WOODWARD, Ph. D„ Director II. Henry Shaw School of Botany Washington University West of Skinker Road West of Skinker Road W. R. VICKORY, Ph. B.. Principal ! Wm. TRELEASE. S. D., Professor in Charge Eighteeth and Washington Avenue This is a School lor boys not less than fourteen years of III. St. Louis School of Fine Arts age. A four years ' course, including English Studies, Draw¬ ing, Carpentry, Pattern Making, Blacksmithing, Machine Locust and Nineteenth Streets Work and the management of the Engine. HALSEY C. IVES, Director Entrance examination, Thursday morning, June 15; Tues¬ day, September 26, 1905. IV. Law School 1417 Locust Street IX. Mary Institute W. S. CURTIS, LL. B„ Dean EDMUND H. SEARS, A. M., Principal Degree of LL. B. conferred at the completion of the three A completely equipped School for Girls. years ' course. Entrance examination. Tuesday and Wednesday Sentem ber 26 and 27, 1905. H Extrance examination. Wednesday, September 27. 1905. GEO. M. BARTLETT, Secretary ______ ----7 23 Dairy Products Ice Cream In the quality of our products lies the secret of our success All City and Long Distance Telephones UNION DAIRY CO. Saint Louis 24 OFFICE y SALESROOM 415 Saint Louis Avenue ■piu ' lan-jfausit Paint (fin. EAST SAINT LOUIS, :: :: :: ILLINOIS SOLE OWNERS AND MAKERS OF FACTORY U WAREHOUSE Broadway and Rock Road “BRILLIANT EVERGREEN for Wlndow Blinds. The strongest, most brilliant and durable GREEN made for practical use. Importers and grinders of Leech. Neal Co.. (Derby. England) Highest grade 745 Red Oxide, 725 Tuscan and Indian Red. SAMPLES AND QUOTATIONS ON REQUEST “SPAR WHITE ENAMEL Specially prepared for use in hospitals, oper¬ ating rooms and laboratories. Produced from V. M. Co. ' s G. S, French Zinc, Poppy Oil, finest durable varnish. The new Washington University Buildings wired hy Wm. A. Corrao and Company Electrical Contractors AND DEALERS IN SUPPLIES 1115 Pine Street Saint Louis Economics is a good Thing O know that a tailoring firm which buys in larger quantities than an¬ other—other things being equal— ought to be able to undersell its com¬ petitor. That ' s our position exactly. That ' s one of the reasons why we can save you money. :: We guarantee satisfaction. We can give you quality, fashion and finish, and save you money at the same time. :: :: Suits Overcoats to your Measure $20 to $50 MILLS A VERILL ‘Iht BIGGEST TAILORING FIRM WEST OF NEW YORK Broadway and Pine Street Saint Louis As to being the Best, ask our customers. They know. ESTABLISHED 1864 INCORPORATED 1891 Joseph F. Wangler Boiler and Sheet Iron Works Co. MANUFACTURERS OF Steam Boilers, Smoke Stacks and all Kir ids of SHEET IRON WORK 1547 North Ninth Street Saint Louis, Missouri 25 F. G. Smith Piano Co. Bradbury Pianos A. E. WHITAKER, Manager 1012 Olive Street THE BRADBURY , The Sweetest Toned Piano Established 1854. In use at the White House by all Presidents from 1869 to 1905. No other Piano has a like record. We sell direct from factory to purchaser and can save you from $50.00 to $100.00 Renting and Tuning. Pianos Exchanged. Stage Manager—indignantly—“Listen, Mr. Barnes!” Stormington Barnes—“Well, sir? Manager—“When the leading lady says in the last act ‘Now, do your worst ' , it doesn ' t mean to act that way. C. W. S. Cobb E. S. Healey President. Vice-Pres. Treas. SPRING OF 1905 For Up to Date Tailoring at Moderate Prices Call at the Glencoe Lime J. W Losse 3 Cement Co. Progressive Tailoring Co. 807-809 North Sixth Street wr • Thousands of the Newest Patterns to Select From MA NUFA C TURES AND JOBBERS w Suits to Order Suits to Order 18.00 to 50.00 In 18 Hours MAIN OFFICE 1400a Old Manchester Road Trousers to Order Trousers to Order 5.00 to 15.00 In 6 Hours SAINT LOUIS All Garments Union Made. Although the youngest Furni ture, Carpet and Drapery House in Saint Louis we rank below none. The choicest and best Selected Stock We Solicit an Inspection Georgia- Stimson F urniture and Carpet Co. 616-618 Washington Avenue W. E. Georgia E. W. Stinson C. F. Dietz W. A. Nicholson, Jr. Roberet Klein L. S. Ai.den Louis Thole Everything marked in Plain Figures Satisfaction Guaranteed. mh. leave behind you a monument of virtue. Writeyour name bykiaA- ne s, love emA mercy on the hearts gf the thous¬ ands you come in contact with, day hj d s and when, you write, use a LEWaterman Co 173 Broadway. New YorK 8 School SI.Boston 160 State St .Chicago 138 Nontgomcry St .Sanfrancisco 12 Gold«n Lane London 107 St.James SuHontreal Bell, Main 122 J. S. Costello 6c Son Importers and Manufacturers of all kinds of Brushes COSTELLO BUILDING 1108 Pine Street. St. Louis, Mo. BRUSHES OF ALL KINDS MADE TO ORDER. E. T. Jett Book and News Co. Booksellers Stationers and Newsdealers Bibles, Souvenir Postal Cards, Fountain Pens Standard, Miscellaneous and Text Books, Supplied at Short Notice 806 Olive Street Near Corner of Eighth Street St. Louis 27 POLAR WAVE ICE FUEL CO. GENERAL OFFICE 1326 CHESTNUT STREET SAINT LOUIS Sellner Gas Electric Fixture mfg. Co. Phone Main 518 A. GAS ELECTRIC AND COMBINATION FIXTURES Kinioch a. 947 703 TO 709 LOCUST STREET 28 Gas Logs, Andirons, Gas and Electric Portables ■■ i Every Large City in Texas, Oklahoma jmd Indian Territory is Located on the Missouri, Kansas and Texas Railway. This is a reason why you should travel and ship your freight jvia “The Katy” to Dallas, Ft. Worth, Austin, San .Antonio, Houston, Galveston, Waco, Oklahoma City, Guthrie, Shawnee, South McAlester and Muskogee. . Particulars about rates, time of trains, ' jr — j business chances in the Southwest or any C Vji|p| 7 other information you want will be cheer- llvl 1m mJL. fully furnished on request. GEORGE MORTON. W. B. GROSECLOSE, J! General Passenger and Ticket Agent. General Freight Agent. 1 NadP ST LOUIS. MO. ■ M. Smtalismt M oving -St o rage-Express (Suarantrr tn prase MOVERS FOR THE WASHINGTON UNIVERSITY AND MARY INSTITUTE jihnuf iKmiorii (£. 824 172 fi-20 UaBlmtgtmt Auntur 29 rlntllg Hk ' ltimj (Cn. t. fCiutts, fHo. Schultz Woven Leather Link Belting DYNAMO BELTING Genuine Rawhide Lace Leather. Schultz’s Patent Pulley Cover Belt Dressing and Belt Cement LUNCH ROOI “Who’s dat said chicken in this crowd?” Geo. D. Markham John R. Goodall A H. Hitchings C. H. Morrill BOTH TELEPHONES 111. markhaitt $c (Eompattg (graftal dlusurattrr Arjrnts Fire, Tornado, Burglary and Theft, Accident, Health, Liability, Fidelity, Boiler Explosion, Plate Glass and Sprinkler Leakage Insurance Insure your Automobile against Fire, and your Baggage when you Travel 4 4 4 Ninth Floor, Century Building St. Louis, U. S. A. JO