Washington Township High School - Toganette Yearbook (Tontogany, OH)

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LAST Wlll AND TESTAIVIENT We, the elght seniors of the class of 1958 of Tontogany High School, after completing 12 years as well and as soon as possible, being of sound mind, body, and hear, do make and declare this to be our last will and testament, revoking all wills heretofore made. To the juniors, we will our ability to make money, providing they have less competition doing it than we did. To the sophomores, we will our ability to have half the class on the honor roll, providing they cut their class down to proper size. To the freshmen, we will our dignity and modesty, providing they have more than we did. We, the senior boys, will our lmofficial motto, It aln't what you do, it's what you get caught doing, to Larry Downs and Glenn Shank, providing they profit by our experience and example. We, the senior girls, will our gentle ways and ability to defend ourselves, to Sharon Olwick and Linda Oberley, who always seem to need them. I, Terry Shellne, will my custom of being a cheerleader all four years to Annie Chenetskl, providing she never wears bermuda shorts as a cheerleading costume. I, Robert Miner, will my beloved and faithful bicycle to anyone who, in its next 25 years, will give it the same care and affection to which it has been accustomed. I, Ellen Miles, will my job as Y-Teen president to David Olwick, providing he can be ac- cepted into the organizatlsm. I, Douglas Sautter, will my wavy hair to Tom Munn, providing he doesn't cut it as I have mine. I Floreine Rudolph, will my job as Hi-Bee editor to Mary Brandeberry, providing she can think of a quotation from 'Gone With The Wind to suit every occasion. I, Robert Cron, will my ability to get very far on little gas to Richard Euler, providing doesn't get farther than I can. I, Michael Chenetski, will my charming ways to Tom Rider, providing he goes with Cookie as long as I have with Terry. I, Larry Matheny, doing as well as I have done while treading the steps of T. l-I. S. do will fwishlng to be free of the conditionj my uncanny ability to find myself in precarious positions with trouble to Steve Ribble. So it shall be written! So it shall be done! witnessed by

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That night in my hotel room I read that the Maharaja of Matadoor, Larry Matheny, was spending a night, with his harem, off the coast of Florida before going through the Panama Canal Qwhich he owns! and touring the Pacific. I cabled the ship and Larry told me all about the pining life which he had been living furiously since he graduated. The Marines made the mistake of sending him to India and he stayed there for four years, then picked up a discharge, 10 wives and 52, 000,000. Larry said the cost of living, with 10 wives is terrible. Before he runs through his second million he said that he would have to leave them and come back to the U. S. lt seems the Panama Canal wasn't making enough profit for the family. Maharaja Matheny told me if I wanted to see Bob Cron I'd have to go to Austtailia, where Bob owns a big chunk of land the also owns New Zealandl. As I registered at the Hotel Austrailia, I heard a voice crooning from the dining room. It was fyou guessed ity, Crooner Cron and his all Austrailian Bushwoman Orchestra and Chorus. Besides singing, playing his coronet, and leading his orchestra, Bob told me his Mongoose Ranch ion which he raises mongeesej, is doing very well, thanks partly to his wife's management and money. l still had one senior to see, Ellen Miles. Ellen, who had married right after graduation, lives in Monterey, with her husband and four children. Ellen, opened a chain of roadside restaurants, called Miles Milestops, on all the nation's main highways. These, using her original recipes, were constantly patronized by truck drivers, who brought in sufficient money to keep the family in the manner to which we all should be accustomed. ln Ellen's spare time, she became the country's head 4-H leader, and became so well known, that the 4-H's are practically changed to five--Head, Heart, Hands, Health, and Harold. This will be the life of the class of 1958 in the year 1968, so don't say you haven't been warned. I

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