Washington Seminary - Facts and Fancies Yearbook (Atlanta, GA)

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O aa cr N ' Catharine Norcross and Carolyn Leonard as her two maids. Carolyn, Cathar- ine, and Adeline have all become famous society belles, noted equally for their wit and beauty. In the glimmer of the light I beheld Wilhelmine Winerich on a big black horse. She was throwing a lasso and shouting wildly. Wilhelmine has be- come famous on the silver screen. She always plays in western pictures as they give her a chance to get rid of some of her surplus energy UD. The scene changed to a day at the Capital. Down the street rushed a vivid, green racer at break neck speed. At the wheel sat Catherine I-Iowell. Be- side her was Dorothy Strangward. Catherine was rushing to the senate to veto a bill forbidding women to wear high-heeled shoes. Dorothy, I learned, was Vice-President. Just think of having a Vice-President of the United States from the class of twenty-seven. Next I saw Charlotte Burnett and Kathryn Lindner in a large insurance office. They are famous insurance agents and are still as inseparable as ever. They both insist on going to the same place to collect, and thus have to split the money between them. This scene faded out and I saw a famous peanut butter factory with a blazing sign: Mary Bayley's Famous Peanut Butter. It's guaranteed to make you thin. Grow thin while you eat. Mary gained her knowledge of cook- ing in the domestic science class at the Seminary, no doubt. Evelyn Collins has at last achieved success. She is the poet of her age, and has immortalized Virginia Crusselle in the famous song, She Never Let Things Worry Her. Margaret Collier, after studying art at the Seminary, has thrown her won- derful talent to the winds. Alas, she is to become the bride of a famous under- taker in New York City. Again the scene faded and I saw Mary Jo Evans, a famous piano player with Ringling Brothers Circus. She plays for Annie Frances Humphries to do her famous tight rope dance. I saw next an opening night in opera in New York. The opera was Car- men and the leading role was taken by Shirlio Cartino, who was no other than our own Shirley Cartin. Alas for Shirley! Just as she was about to finish tri- umphantly she hit a high note and her voice cracked like a broken plate. In spite of this calamity, however, the critics praised Shirley lavishly. They said that her poise was wonderful. I saw a traffic cop arresting a lady for jay walking: I looked closer. The .,-,gn I g MQ X 'gig Ulf mx' I - i' X 1 . 2 . f' E' ' ' Q f .Tia A 6 . jf! .. anon- - Y ' Q

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Prophecy of the Class of 1927 Squeek, squeek, squeek-ee-ek, came from the Seminary kitchen. Four bright eyes peeped from the top shelf. Archibald, isn't this cheese just delic- ious? squeeked Mrs. Rat. Z. J Boy, but I was hungry! Mr. Rat , , cried. Rations are certainly scarce around this joint, with Wo on the job all the ' time. I X ff, It's absolutely ridiculous, positively Q scandalous, cried Mrs. Rat. I think we .. A4 li 31 had better pack up and move to the country if ,N 9 : M 1 'la , where food is plentiful. Let's forget our i , troubles though, for I have an exciting fl ,, 5 story to tell you. , c A story? squeeked her husband, blink- fl! ing his near-sighted eyes and looking over his specs. What is it about, I-Iepsibah? Q 0:4-2 an 'Ao , Well, last night when you went to your N-a 53 G' QQMW' lodge meeting, I went up to the attic to visit Uncle Percival and Aunt Minerva. The attic was dark and still and cold. I shivered. At that moment a pool of green light appeared in the center of the room. It flickered, flickered, glimmered, and glowed, and then disappeared. Again it appeared, at first dimly: then it grew brighter and brighter, and greener. In the center sat a horrible hob-gob- lin. I-Ie grinned, bared his yellow teeth, crammed his green turban farther over one horn, put his hands in his huge, purple pockets, flapped his glittering wings, and sneezed. The pool grew larger, larger, and suddenly, oh so suddenly. a change took place. I stared amazed, for in the middle of the pool I saw the seal of the Semi- nary, with the motto, Lux et Veritas, written across it. The seal grew larger and brighter, and brighter and larger, and then, then the goblin waved his clawey, parchment-like hands and said in deep, rusty tones, 5'My! My! My! And then I saw marvelous things reflected on the Seal. There was Adeline Winston, reigning queen of the Mardi Gras, with llj X C524 Q C7 is if I 27 ffl nuff, X l e , , - - - . X ATI t ,

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2 K -4 'ig cop was Natalie De Golian and she was arresting Winifred Parsons. Winifred had much to say in protest. Hot Springs was the next scene. Here Sarah Robertsand Marie Rowland were completing their study of bugs and insects. Here also I saw Ruth Whid- den, a snake charmer in a small circus. She had perfect control over the rep- tiles. The next to appear was Vera Smith who was married and was taking her insignificant husband to a political meeting. Vera has become a famous poli- tician. She stopped to listen to a Woman standing on a large box, and talking in a high excited manner. The woman was Isabelle Carpenter and her sub- ject was, Now that women have the vote, why don't they use it? The picture faded and the miracle was at an end. The goblin stood up. scratched his chin, and sneezed. Then he gave a hollow, mocking laugh. Smoke gathered and the goblin rose up, up. up through the ceiling to nothing- ness. I was frightened stiff. All thought of visiting Aunt Minerva left my mind. I ran down the attic steps and back here as fast as I could. My dear, I was certainly scared to death. My dear I-Iepzibah. do you expect me to believe all of that? laughed Mr. Rat. You were surely dreaming. Dreaming? The idea! snorted his wife. Bang! Bang! Bang! Bam! A big black cat sprang over an overturned crock, but she was too late. Scamper. scamper, patter, patter, patter, echoed the feet of Mr. and Mrs. Rat. Too bad, sighed Kitty, but I'll get them next time. ISABELLE CARPENTER. , V Q cliff, Ko nh ? i - l ll, :gag swf' N ' - 3 V I 5 X x . 'I I V f fl - - IIQAQ D n ' I