Washington Seminary - Facts and Fancies Yearbook (Atlanta, GA)

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HGood Looking Well Made SHOES for Everybody Visit SteWart's First ' 1 GUDD SHUESVUW EVERVBUDV Fred S. Stewart Co. 25 Wluiteliall St. CALL US-Hem. 7411-7412-7461 WE DELIVER Bradshaw Fish Company DEALERS IN Fish, Oysters, Poultry and Game Everything Guaranteed 841 Peachtree Street Atlanta, Ga. A man came up to a hand laundry and said. I.h d' d h dl d P s is e an aun ry. The Chinese answered, Yes, sir, velly nicey landyf' Well, wash my hands, said the man. Mary Jo-You had better keep your eyes open around here! Shake-Why? M. J,-People would think you were crazy if you Went around with them closed all the time. Bookhammers Hair Dressing Parlor 48h Whitehall St. 1 Ponce de Leon Ave. Biltmore Hotel Joseph H. Drewry 8z Co. Accountants, Auditors Tax Consultants 1071 Flatiron Building ATLANTA, GA. lVe Specialize in Inslilurional Accounting Atlanta Conservatory of Music Premier Music College of the South FULLY ACCREDITED COURSES GEORGE LINDNER, Director

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OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT Oglethorpe University MANU DEI RESURREXIT Oglethorpe University, Ga. March 5th, 1927. Advertising Manager, Facts and Fancies, Washington Seminary, Peachtree Rd., Atlanta, Ga. Dear Sir: Please allow us to use this space to invite members of the senior class of Washington Seminary to consider Oglethorpe as their future Alma Mater. Nearly one hundred Atlanta girls are now attending Oglethorpe and will welcome you to their number. Heartily yours, THORNWELL JACOBS, President. TJ .s Mary Jo-I was raised under a cactus. Evelyn-So that's why you always see the point. My brother takes up French, German, Greek and Italian. Goodness, when does he study? Stucly! He doesn't study: he runs an ele- vator. Mother fspanking little girlj-I'm not spanking you, dear, I'm spanking your badness. Little Girl-Well, Mom, you're hurting me. not my baldness. Miss Ambler-This is an autobiography of Benjamin Franklin. Carolyn-Who wrote it? Florence C.-A man's an idiot to be abso- lutely certain of anything. Mary Ann-Are you positive about that? Florence C.-Absolutely. Number 1655341 Cjumping up in a rage after the prison movie showl- Damn it! A serial and l'm to be hanged next week. Mary Jo-I'm freezing by degrees. Willie-That is nothing, I'm freezing by de radiator. John-What are those holes in the fence? Tom-They are knot holes. John-They are so holes. Louise-I can't see a wink. Shake-Why. what is the matter? Louise-I have my eyes shut. Ele-Are you familiar with Browning? Phant-Yes, I've been a baker for years. Senior-Why is the biggest part of an ice- berg under water? Frosh.-Because the sun has melted away the part above water. She-l couldn't have gone to the prom if I hadn't got my evening gown on time. He-I got my Tux on time too. Miss Sharpe-Wake up. Mary! Wake up! Mary-I can't. Miss S.-I would like to know why you can'tl Mary-I'm not asleep. Call Hemlock 7161-7412 R. J. Meckel's Market Meats Kept Cold and Sanitary With Frigidaire Cooling System 841 Peachtree St. Atlanta, Ga. Boston Electric Shoe Shop Shoe Repair Work a Specialty Right Prices Prompt Delivery 815 Peachtree Hemlock 0196

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DRY CLEAN ATTHE CAPITAL CITY All Atlanta and the South overwhelmingly believe in our Big Laundry and Cleanery. 5 Phones-Walnut 7121 HAZEL WOOD Piano and Harmony Atlanta Conservatory of Music WA. 5371 Dickey Mangham Company Insurance-Mortgage Loans 5th Floor Grant Bldg. Phones Walnut 1541-2-3 RECESS I like recessg It's such a relief: So full of doings. And yet so brief. I like two-ten: It ends another day: But better still Is recess and play. And then I like Our study hall: With letters to write It's not bad at all. But more than these I like recess CWith its peanut buttery I must confess. -I.OlS HARTT, '28. TRAGEDY The pale. proud girl turned to the big, browned man who was gazing intently at her. I-Ie held a glittering knife in his hand, Have you no heart? she said in a slow, even tone. Noi he growled. Then give me ten cents worth of liver. OMLE what XTC I always feel when UIC I used to rave of LN's eyes 4 LC2 and LNR I was a keen competitor But each now is a vacancy 4 UXL them all UC. A woman is at the bottom of everything. said the farmer as he pulled his wife out of the well. I'm the cat's. said the mouse when he was cornered. PRATERNITT HOUSE PROBLEM Is this dance formal, or can I wear my own clothes? A SOAPY STORY May I read your Palm Olive? Not on your Lifebuoy! A street car passed here not more than two minutes ago. How do you know? l can see its tracks. Marie R,-What month is April Fool's Day in? Sarah R,-Why November of course!