Washington Seminary - Facts and Fancies Yearbook (Atlanta, GA)

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OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT Oglethorpe University MANU DEI RESURREXIT Oglethorpe University, Ga. March 5th, 1927. Advertising Manager, Facts and Fancies, Washington Seminary, Peachtree Rd., Atlanta, Ga. Dear Sir: Please allow us to use this space to invite members of the senior class of Washington Seminary to consider Oglethorpe as their future Alma Mater. Nearly one hundred Atlanta girls are now attending Oglethorpe and will welcome you to their number. Heartily yours, THORNWELL JACOBS, President. TJ .s Mary Jo-I was raised under a cactus. Evelyn-So that's why you always see the point. My brother takes up French, German, Greek and Italian. Goodness, when does he study? Stucly! He doesn't study: he runs an ele- vator. Mother fspanking little girlj-I'm not spanking you, dear, I'm spanking your badness. Little Girl-Well, Mom, you're hurting me. not my baldness. Miss Ambler-This is an autobiography of Benjamin Franklin. Carolyn-Who wrote it? Florence C.-A man's an idiot to be abso- lutely certain of anything. Mary Ann-Are you positive about that? Florence C.-Absolutely. Number 1655341 Cjumping up in a rage after the prison movie showl- Damn it! A serial and l'm to be hanged next week. Mary Jo-I'm freezing by degrees. Willie-That is nothing, I'm freezing by de radiator. John-What are those holes in the fence? Tom-They are knot holes. John-They are so holes. Louise-I can't see a wink. Shake-Why. what is the matter? Louise-I have my eyes shut. Ele-Are you familiar with Browning? Phant-Yes, I've been a baker for years. Senior-Why is the biggest part of an ice- berg under water? Frosh.-Because the sun has melted away the part above water. She-l couldn't have gone to the prom if I hadn't got my evening gown on time. He-I got my Tux on time too. Miss Sharpe-Wake up. Mary! Wake up! Mary-I can't. Miss S.-I would like to know why you can'tl Mary-I'm not asleep. Call Hemlock 7161-7412 R. J. Meckel's Market Meats Kept Cold and Sanitary With Frigidaire Cooling System 841 Peachtree St. Atlanta, Ga. Boston Electric Shoe Shop Shoe Repair Work a Specialty Right Prices Prompt Delivery 815 Peachtree Hemlock 0196

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Marshall Sz Pendergeast Druggists Moreland and Cleburne Aves. Victrolas and Radios Victor and Columbia Records Prices S15 to S500 EASY TERMS Bame's, Inc. 107 Peachtree Opposite Piedmont Hotel TELEPHONE HEMLOCK 3629 When in need of any of the many things sold by a FAST MOTORCYCLE DELIVERY MODERN DRUG STORE ANYTHING ANYTIME ANYWHERE BUSSEY,S The Drug Store That Never Disappoints 2909 Peachtree Road CBuckheadJ Denny s as tores 9 C h S FANCY GROCERIES, MEATS, FRUITS AND VEGETABLES, DELICATESSEN Phones Hemlock 7720-l-2-3-4 856 Highland Ave. ll Edgewood Ave. Atkins Park At Five Points Dinty Moore's Delicatessen and Cafe Sandwiches and Bottled Drinks Mike-Do you believe in socialism? Pat-I do. Mike-If you had a million dollars would you give me half of it? Pat-I would. Mike-And if you had a pig would you give me half of it? Pat-I would not-you know l've got a pig. -Spectator. Her-Are you a student? Him-No, I just go to college here. -Lyre. The familiar expression Step on it kid, has been traced to Sir Walter Raleigh. What am de most dispopular in the alpha- bet? X am. -Blue and Gold. There is a limit to everything-except the number of persons a college boy can get into a car. -Blue and Gold. SPEAKING OF VICTROLA RECORDS Mary Jo-Is it instrumental? Carolyn Cabsenllyi-No, it's in my room. It won't be long now. said the monkey. as he stuck his tail in the lawn mower. .L

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HGood Looking Well Made SHOES for Everybody Visit SteWart's First ' 1 GUDD SHUESVUW EVERVBUDV Fred S. Stewart Co. 25 Wluiteliall St. CALL US-Hem. 7411-7412-7461 WE DELIVER Bradshaw Fish Company DEALERS IN Fish, Oysters, Poultry and Game Everything Guaranteed 841 Peachtree Street Atlanta, Ga. A man came up to a hand laundry and said. I.h d' d h dl d P s is e an aun ry. The Chinese answered, Yes, sir, velly nicey landyf' Well, wash my hands, said the man. Mary Jo-You had better keep your eyes open around here! Shake-Why? M. J,-People would think you were crazy if you Went around with them closed all the time. Bookhammers Hair Dressing Parlor 48h Whitehall St. 1 Ponce de Leon Ave. Biltmore Hotel Joseph H. Drewry 8z Co. Accountants, Auditors Tax Consultants 1071 Flatiron Building ATLANTA, GA. lVe Specialize in Inslilurional Accounting Atlanta Conservatory of Music Premier Music College of the South FULLY ACCREDITED COURSES GEORGE LINDNER, Director