Washington Seminary - Facts and Fancies Yearbook (Atlanta, GA)

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Soph.-Who invented the hole in the dough- nut? Frosh.-Oh! Some fresh-air fiend, I suppose. The young wife sat plying her needle. It's too bad, the careless way the tailor sewed on this button, she said to her husband. This is the fifth time I've had to put it on for you. -Shucis. Mother! Mother! Jack has eloped with the cookl' My dearhand cooks are so scarce! -Eve. lg wma . . bio We Exquisite Creations XM, IN ' Wiki Feminine L Fooctifvear Dum-Who was Noah's Wife? Dummer-Joan of Arc. ky, The One-Did you hear the joke about the door? A ,I Well Two-No. h-nh 4-1 D d One-That lets you out. resse 5l KW? T E ' ',,.f's ,, M Wi:-..f I fl. Luter-Mother, does the pretty lady sleep in the barn? Mother-Of course not, dear, what a silly question. Luter-Well, I heard her say that she slept with her mules under the bed. -Navy Log. Younger Set .v :Lf 1' 'awww Wed' Mary-Did you hear the story of the Golden Fleece? Jane-No, do they bite? shape Thurston Hatcher Fine Portraits by Photography Photographs Live Forever Studio 58M Whitehall St.

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C A T I-I C A R T Moves and Stores Household Goods MODERN TO THE MINUTE Judge-Are you the defendant, Rastus? Rastus-No. boss, I'se got a lawyer here who cloes the defension. Judge-Then who are you? Rastus-I'se the gen'lman what stole the chickens, Shucis. An' what may yon creature be? the Scotch visitor asked the keeper. That's an American moose, replied the ITIZIII. A moose! exclaimed the visitor. Hoot, mon, show me an American rat! Shucis. Compliments of DOLLIE EVINS AMERICAN SLANG Sentinel-Halt! Who goes there? Ambulance Driver-English ambulance. Sen,-Pass, English ambulance. Sen.-Halt! Who goes there? A. D.--French ambulance. Sen.-Pass, French ambulance. Sen.-Halt! Who goes there? A. D.-Who the H- wants to know? Sen.-Pass American ambulance. The daughter of a minister attended a dance one evening against her father's wishes. The next morning at breakfast he greeted her: Good morning, daughter of Satan. To Which the maiden meekly replied: Good morning, father. One-I proposed to Arabella by mail. Two-Did she accept? One-Yes, but she was so dumb that she married the postman. Soph-What do they do in war when a Ma- rine is killed? Frosh-Put in a submarine in his place, I suppose. A man with a great big black eye was asked how he got it. He replied that he was milking a cow and her tail kept switching his face so he tied a brick on to it.

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IMPORTER Weinbergers GOWN S SHOP INDIVIDUAL O 0.0 PEACHTREE Beside the Georgian Terrace Pastries That Are Truly Different GN T9 33 PAS TRY 532 PEACI-ITPDE SI-IOPPB-' ATLANTA. e5a.eG1A Phone Hemlock 5483 Atkins Park Pharmacy Better Service Makes Us Your Nearest Drug Store Phones Hemlock 0915-0916 Highland and St. Charles Aves. TIRES GIRLS Ask your POP to buy tires from Dowse Donaldson 345 Peachtree 10 Years LYON'S Peachtretfs Finest Drug Store Peachtree and 18th Sts. at Pershing Point Phones Hemlock 0098-0099 ATLANTA Mrs. Fisher-Please pick the floor up around your desks. He used to have a pen name. It was No. 8888888. Oh, well, I'll never forget it again, said the aviator as he found he had jumped out of the plane without his parachute. She-Is he a loyal Brown man? He-Loyal? Say, he wouldn't even use Col- gate's toothpaste. One-There's something in my shoe that hurts. Two-What is it? One-My foot. Judge-Rastus, take the witness stand. Rastus-Yessuh, where to? What, questioned the eternal jokesmith, would you do if you had a cigarette and no matches? Why, we said, beating him to the mark, we'd make light of the situation. He laughed politely. -Octopus. Cop-What's up? --nu Man-My hands, I was just robbed.