Washington Seminary - Facts and Fancies Yearbook (Atlanta, GA)

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C A T I-I C A R T Moves and Stores Household Goods MODERN TO THE MINUTE Judge-Are you the defendant, Rastus? Rastus-No. boss, I'se got a lawyer here who cloes the defension. Judge-Then who are you? Rastus-I'se the gen'lman what stole the chickens, Shucis. An' what may yon creature be? the Scotch visitor asked the keeper. That's an American moose, replied the ITIZIII. A moose! exclaimed the visitor. Hoot, mon, show me an American rat! Shucis. Compliments of DOLLIE EVINS AMERICAN SLANG Sentinel-Halt! Who goes there? Ambulance Driver-English ambulance. Sen,-Pass, English ambulance. Sen.-Halt! Who goes there? A. D.--French ambulance. Sen.-Pass, French ambulance. Sen.-Halt! Who goes there? A. D.-Who the H- wants to know? Sen.-Pass American ambulance. The daughter of a minister attended a dance one evening against her father's wishes. The next morning at breakfast he greeted her: Good morning, daughter of Satan. To Which the maiden meekly replied: Good morning, father. One-I proposed to Arabella by mail. Two-Did she accept? One-Yes, but she was so dumb that she married the postman. Soph-What do they do in war when a Ma- rine is killed? Frosh-Put in a submarine in his place, I suppose. A man with a great big black eye was asked how he got it. He replied that he was milking a cow and her tail kept switching his face so he tied a brick on to it.