Washington Park High School - Kipikawi Yearbook (Racine, WI)

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SCENE ll Place: Male BroThers HospiTal, RockTord, Illinois. Ward No. I. Time: A week beTore The Park-Horlick '66 Homecoming Game. Nurse, Alice Deschler: Good moaning, sir. Are you ready Tor your breakTasT? Lovely morning, isn'T iT, sir? The birds are sing- ing brighTIy and The sun is shining. I hope you had a good nighT's resT. Say. aren'T you awake yeT? Frank Falkos No. noT quiTe, buT you seem To wake me every blooming morning before The auTomaTic-radio-eIecTric-clock calls ouT 6 o'clock. WhaT's The idea? I'm paying Tor This bed and I inTend To sleep in iT. Oh, Alice, when you are oTT duTy Today come in and enioy my Television seT. Alice: Here is your auTomaTic TooTh brusher wiTh a Tresh supply oT TooTh pasTe in The holder. Now while iT's in your mouTh and inTerTering wiTh your speech, I'm going To Tell you someThing. You Think you're preTTy good since you Took over The largesT wine hoTeI in Chicago, don'T you? Frank: Blub! Blub! Is ThaT so? LeT me Tell you somefhing, carroT-Top. I goT Tour box-seaT TickeTs Tor The homecoming TooT- ball game aT Racine, and I'm Taking Three oT The nicesT nurses I know, buT your name is noT included on my IisT, l'll have you know. Alice: Are you Trying To make me iealous? IT you are, you're a compleTe Tailure. I'm a welcome guesT Tor The game. I re- ceived an honorary TickeT from The school. Frank:'WeII, I'm sending a case oT chemically prepared wine To The coach. Think ThaT one over as you close The door behind you. lShe enTers The nexT ward.l Alice: Good morning, sir. How is your mouTh This morning? Russell Gilmore: IT's geTTing beTTer, carroT-Top, buT if I ever caTch The lug ThaT pushed ThaT baseball in my mouTh while I was singing aT The DuBarry NighT Club, you'lI have anoTher paTienT, and maybe a Tuneral. I'lI knock him so TlaT ThaT he'II have To lie here Tor monThs recuperaTing. ThaT's The TirsT Time ThaT I can recall ThaT someone didn'T enioy my singing. IT he hadn'T disap- peared so quickly, I would have Thrown The ball righT Through ThaT Thick head oT his. Alice: The DocTor opened your mouTh six inches To geT iT ouT. How in The world did your mouTh geT so big? Russell: IT goT ThaT way while I was in high school. I was The besT cheerer ThaT ever saT on The Parkside of The sTands. I cheered so loud ThaT The resT oT The cheerers couldn'T be heard over my voice, so I used To go on The opposiTe side oT The Tield and They senT a cheer leader over To lead me alone while anoTher cheer leader led The resT oT The Park rooTers. The Two secTions TogeTher, me and The school, were The besT in The counTry. Alice: Have you ever heard oT The Liars Club in BurIingTon, RusTy? You're noT presidenT by any chance, are you? See To iT ThaT you are in condiTion To cheer aT The homecoming game in Racine. Russell: I have ThaT all Tixed. I've gone inTo Training Tor The big game. We don'T wanT Horlick To beaT Park aTTer all The win- ning games by Park, do we? lWard No. lVl Dr. John GerTenbach: Hello There, J. P. How are you, Mr. Heder, and all The liTTle Hadefs, wiTh Their Lincoln cars? Charles Hader: All righT, buT They cosT me Too much money. Do you Think I would be The richesT man in Dope CounTy if I Threw away money like ThaT? Did you geT ThaT Television seT repaired yeT? John: I don'T know anyone who could Tix iT in so shorl' a Time. You know I'm only The second rank docTor here. Hader: Then geT Vavouleas. John: CenTral W920X sTaTion. Hello, Vavouleas? GerTenbach Talking. GeT in your speedcycle and come over To The hospiTaI in a second. Vavouleass Howdy, Doc, how's your CQ's? Hader: GeT ThaT seT Tixed, in a hurry! You're The only one in This viciniTy ThaT knows enough abouT iT To Tix The seT. Vavouleasz I'Il do my besT. John: Carl Vavouleas is The Tellow you wenT To school wiTh. Hader: So iT is. Pleased To meeT you, Carl. I didn'T remember you aT TirsT. You've changed a IoT. Vavouleas: Yes, I have. I'm geTTing seT To go To Racine To see The big game. Hader: If my arTiTicial sTomach works by nexT week, I'II go my- self. And The Doc wiTh me. Still anoTher ward Francis Held: Hi, Hank! ThoughT I'd drop in and see how you're coming along. Frank Hay: GreeTings, CounTI How's The wresTIing rackeT? I'm pulling ouT oT The nose dive I made aT PorTsmouTh all righT. GoT busTed up as you can see by The Triple casTs. Held: I losT all my TighTs lasT week in Racine, my old home Town, Too. Back home They're geTTing ready To beaT Horlick aT The homecoming game. Frank: I'II have To see This year's game by Television or else go looking like a man who has iusT come ouT oT a wind sTorm. Held: I'll be There. Who is ThaT Tellow in The nexT bed? Frank: ThaT's Henry Kupellio. He broke his leg and hip in his machine shop. He's a good mechanic Though. He was Trying To perTecT his auTomaTic back scraTcher when he goT TwisTed up. And anoTher Bob Oldham, LT.: Well, how is my sTandby, LT. Ludwig? The nurse Tells me you're recovering Trom a nervous breakdown. Those are mean Things To have. Probably you've been consorTing wiT'h The wrong companions. Be careTuI. be careTull You'II soon be back bossing The boys again, I hope. OTTo: I hope so, LT. I miss Those boys a loT. Bob: And They miss you. They're always asking when you'Il be back. They goT TogeTher and senT This baskeT oT TruiT. OTTo: Now I am surprised, and pleased. Will you Take a noTe back To Them? ' Bob: I. cerTainly will, OTTo. OTTo: Say, hand me ThaT nice red apple on Top, There. There's noThing like keeping docTors away. In anoTher parT of The llospiTaI EnTer Clyde PeTersen: Oh, nurse. could I go in and see some of my old pals? I'd like To visiT Them Tor a while, and see whaT They have To say abouT nexT week's game. Nurse: We never refuse a visiTor. lShe Takes him To a room.l Clyde: You're Harvey Olson, aren'T you? I'm glad To see you. You remember me. We wenT To high school TogeTher. WhaT happened To you? Broken bones? Harvey Olson: No, noThing like ThaT. I'm recovering from spike wounds I received in The World Series. The Cubs losT The pen- nanT again, and I losT a haIT pound oT Tlesh. Clyde: I'm Terribly sorry. I'II give you a break. I've goT an insurance policy here ThaT will insure your legs Tor SI0,000. Now a ballplayer like you will cerTainly see The advanTage oT such a policy. Every Time you receive a leg iniury, you will be reim- bursed by my company. IT is a sound and-- ' Harvey: You musT be preTTy hard up To come To a hospiTal Tor business. Clyde: When I was in high school Miss HunTer once Told me noT To expecT business To come To you. Harvey: ThaT's righT, you were an experT aT hisTory in school. Clyde: RighT, and I was a wizard aT pep meeTings, Too. I did my biT aT helping Park win. Ward WXYZ EnTer George Tigges: Did you call Tor an airplane. sir? Why, aren'T you Paul Tiles? Paul: And you're George Tigges, The piloT, and my old class- maTe. Well, I'm powerful pleased To meeT you again, buT There musT be some misTake abouT The plane. Don'T hurry away: reporT TirsT as To how Things are going. George: JusT Tine wiTh me, buT apparenTIy noT Too well wiTh you. By The way, you were an S.C.A. cashier and played in The school orchesTra in high school, isn'T ThaT righT? WhaT do you do now, Paul? Paul: I'm a violin player in The Chicago Symphony OrchesTra. BuT say, Nurse, iT's abouT Time you came wiTh our aTTernoon MaITed Milk. LeT's drink To our TuTure heaITh, George! CurTain

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SCENE I Place: CaTe Lounge on The sTeamer Good Ship Lollypop on re- Turn voyage Trom Paris. Time: BeTore dinner hour a November evening, I966. VicTor OsimiTz, The ship's orchesTra leader, is speaking To his wiTe, The Tormer Mary Hein. VicTor: You know Mary, I Teel as Though I knew several people on board This ship. Their Taces seem so Tamiliar. Mary: I've ThaT Teeling, Too. I seem To associaTe Them wiTh our old Park High School. Remember? VicTor: I cerTainIy do. Say, lisTen. I'Il go and ask The operaTor To Tune in on all The sTaTerooms. MosT everyone is dressing Tor dinner now and They'II hear us play and Then-well, you waiT and see, or raTher IisTen. IHe dashes ouT and reTurns a minuTe IaTer and speaks To his orchesTra.l Boys, remember ThaT school song I TaughT you? All righT, Try iT. ISTrains oT Hail To Thee, Park High are heard. PresenTly a Tew 'laces appear in The lounge. Then more and more, and aT The song's Tinish abouT TwenTy-Tive persons have gaThered. They all join in: Yeah, Parkll Glen PeTerson: AvasT There! WhaT's going on here? I'm The capTain oT This ship! Oh, Park maTTers, hm? r-Well, ThaT's all righT. Go righT ahead my hearTies. Ronald Sorenson: Well, well, IeT's geT inTo a huddle abouT This. Lorraine Anderson: No! I, as presidenT oT The AssociaTion Tor The ReTormaTion oT CondiTions oT Farm Wives, Think This gaTher- ing should be held in a more business-like manner: I believe iT would be besT Tor me To Take charge oT This meeTing. Don'T you Think so, Miss FeichTer? IShe's my secreTary, you know, and a very Tine one aT ThaT.l RuTh Feichfer: Yes, Miss Anderson, I will Take The minuTes. Lorraine: Good idea. Now, I believe each one should have his chance To explain his presence on board. Therefore, each one shall rise singly, proceed wiTh inTormaTion as To who he is now, who he was Then, and oTher biTs oT news. Any obiecTions? No? Very well, IeT us sTarT wiTh This young orchesTra leader who summoned us. VicTor: I'm VicTor OsimiTz. We are reTurning Trom Germany aTTer brushing up on our German and landed a iob on board. We are heading Tor dear old Park and one oT The TooTbaIl games. Chorus: So are we! Mary: I used To be Mary Hein. I always wanTed To marry an orchesTra leader, so now I'm Mary OsimiTz. DoroThy Larke: And To Think we didn'T suspecT iT in German Club. Well, I'm known as DoroThy Larke officially, buT To The Sorenson Twins, I'm Dodo. I suppose you suspecTed Ronnie and Marion Corsie would geT married. Well, one Thing, she couldn'T say To him: This is so sudden. As a governess, I'm pracficing my own Theories oT child psychology on The Twins. How am. I doing, Marion? Marion Corsie: Fine. Leave everyThing To DoT. She's even Teaching Them German. IT's quiTe sTyIish. Ronnie and I are The dance Team here on The ship. Yau'II see us do our dance TonighT. We've a new one called The Big EighT Conference. Eugenia Levin Calvelliz I'II Talk now. IJuIdo Calvelli rises as iT To sTop her. STernIy.l I'II Talk now, I said. Juldo, and you won'T sTop me. This is one Time l'II speak Tor myself and drop my accenT, Too. Juldo Calvelliz Yes, yes, yes, dear. BuT please don'T geT so exciTed and screech so. You know iT hurTs your voice. Eugenia: I'm noT screeching, buT I will if I choose. Hang my voice This once. Iln a calmer Tonel, Juldo is always worrying abouT my voice. You see, I've been in opera Tor 22 years. We've been in Europe Tor Two years, and now are going-where are we going, Juldo? Juldo: To America, dear. You see. I'm Jennie's manager, and I suppose you've heard abouT us. We were married I8 years ago Today, so iT's sorT of an anniversary To be here. Marie Fogsgaard: Perhaps you've heard of The chain oT beauTy parlors of Fogsgaard and Johansen? Well, I own haIT oT The company. We've goT a shop on board as parT oT a special adverTising campaign. Be sure To come and see us. We've made a special price on our new Championship Tinger wave. EdiTh Johansen: Now Marie, TorgeT business Tor an hour. Marie goes in Tor The business end and I Tor The more arTisTic, so we geT along well. Janice Johnson: And I'm proud To reIaTe owning a dress shop oT noTe. You've heard oT The Johnson Trocks? They're really, as one college girl said, knock ouTs. The designers puT boTh names TogeTher. Herman Pancher: Knock-ouTs, eh? Well, did you hear oT how I knocked Epsom SaITs ouT in da ToisT round oT daT championship TighT in Boilin IasT Toisdav? WhaT goT me good and mad was daT he was wearing red and gray Trunks and me wid orange and blue. MuTiny I calls iT, so I ups and knocks him cold. I Tink he's sTiII ouT, Too. By da way, here's a Tip on keeping in condiTion- drive and work on an old Ford. IT's colossal, iT's giganTic, and odder woids oT inTeresT. HoT-cha-cha! LaVerne Groenke: I Think swimming keeps you in beTTer Trim. buT I suppose ThaT's prejudiced opinion, seeing as I afn a .swim- ming insTrucTor here on board, despiTe my age. Swimming, I Think, is The besT sporT There is. Helen Swanson: I Think horseback riding is beTTer Than swim- ming or Tooling wiTh Fords, buT I guess ThaT's my own opinion, Too. I always wanTed To be a movie acTress, buT I became a bare- back rider in a circus. The circus was iusT aT The London Expo- siTion, buT I slipped away To see This TooTbaII game. I'm Tlying back on The new Ukranian blimp. Theodora Nielsen: I was aT The ExposiTion, Too, Probably you didn'T see me Though. I was in The Hall oT ArT, Trying To sell Canadian scenes I had painTed. I made enough money There, so aTTer The game I'm going To realize my greaTesT ambiTion-To live in Canada. Mary Horak: I also enioyed The ExposiTion, especially The Educa- Tional ExhibiTs. I am a Teacher in one oT The 'schools in Chicago. I'm on a vacaTion now, buT when I heard abouT The game. I IeTT The resT oT The Tour and came here Tor iT. HenrieTTa Olk: I'm wriTing a book which is To be a means .oT making oThers like To read and Travel. Those are my TavoriTe inTeresTs, and so I combined The Two and decided To wriTe Travel books. I iusT came Trom Siberia Imy book is To be abouT ThaT counTry.l Believe me, iT's cold up There! I Richard WesTrick: I iusT came Trom a place oT opposiTe cIimaTe. In The jungles oT ATrica, big game hunTing. When I was Tlying over The worsT oT The iungles, I heard a radio flash abouT The game and Turned righT back. I wrecked my plane, and noT having Time To waiT Tor iT To be Tixed, I grabbed This boaT. Mary Jane Knorr: You were inTerrupTed in The middle oT a hunT and I was aImosT inTerrupTed in The middle oT a song. I'm a nighT club hosTess in a Paris caTe. IT was in The middle oT a song ThaT I happened To hear an American newspaper phoTog- rapher Talk abouT The game. I couIdn'T sTop The song, buT aTTer I was Through I obTained a Three-weeks' vacaTion. I Sophie Wasilewiczz And I'm The phoTographer. I've been in Europe Trying To geT some good shoTs. I couIdn'T seem To Tind much oT anyThing, so I came home Tor The game. Now look aT The Tine group oi ceIebriTies herel Don'T TorgeT, I geT a shoT aT each oT you beiore you leave. ElizabeTh Lawler: I remember you now. You snapped me once when I was dancing aT The Trocadero in London. Years ago I made my IiTe work Tap dancing. I've mainTained a Parisian resi- dence where I spend mosT oi my Time, buT in The summer I go To my ITaIian villa. VioIeT Renpaul: I was ElizabeTh's manager when she danced,'and she wanTs me To sTay wiTh her now. We have enioyable TImeS Traveling. Lorraine Anderson: Everyone has had his chance now excepT RuTh FeichTer. . l RuTh: Oh, They all know I've realized my greaTesT ambiTion, be- ing a sacreTary. OT course I have The pIeasanT memory oT having The IargesT coIIecTion oT ice skaTing Trophies won when I WGS G young, nimble skaTer. Lorraine: All righT. Now leT's adiourn unTiI IaTer. We can have a Tew geT IogeThers yeT before we land and Then have one grand reunion aT The game. CurTain

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r ,l ff! l 'K U- 3 ws if -he , f 1 . ,, , fm , ,,, I LH T 3 may 1 5 i v ' 1,l f.Q1' .iaiur ffm e , ' 'i Q Row I: Eclward Bishop-8, Lois Barr-4, Mariorie Allerl- 3, Norma Bergesen-3, Elmer Andersen-6. Row 2: Gladys Anderson-5, Roberf Borman-6, Marion Anderson-7, Violef Anderson-I7, Slella Anderson-I4. Row 3: Bernice Arcuri--3, Lola Ashley-I6, James Tree- I7, Violel' Barkowslci-l5, Roy Balwnson-I2. Row 4: Carol Ausfin-4, Lazar Benrubi-I7, Kay Baren- burg-l5, Lesley Beck-4, Marie Alberfini-I6. Row 5: Doro+l1y Anderson--4, Alice Acefo-IO, Lorraine Anderson-l,Jol1n Bramow-l5, Helen Brill-4. lScene number follows name.l