Washington Night High School - Annual Yearbook (Cincinnati, OH)

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SOME FRESH ONES FROM THE FRESHIES MR. HILL, MR. THI m PSON, MISS KESSLER, MR. DOSSMAN, MR. LATSCHA, M1551.EDWXTH, MR. RALn M12. BRILL! MR. ALBERT, Mia, BREAKER, Miss ATKINSON, MR. TIEMAN, MR. ALBERR. Miss Miiummusm, MR. HEINLEIN, MR. ROBISH, MISS WILSON, Mu. ScuULLER, Tharp Stebbins Fatty Bellows Gen Hicks Ex Brigham Phil Wigglesworth Pansy Cook, Andy Anderson Bill Hickey Steve Hardy B01 Haynes Lilac Grimes Hen Van Ness XYalt W'hite Maud Muldinkey Lance Bogart Hans Dudcl5ackcr Miss Palmer Blinky Hammond TeachertWill some one please describe a coachmau? Mr. D. He,s a man with several layers of coats. Mr. A will 110w explain how water floats. Before Mr. R. buys an Animal he would like to kimw how often it is issued. Tcacher-What is the law of coefficicnts? Miss L. Add exponents. Does any one know to whom Mr. A. writes during his spare time? 68 : OUR CLASS $ icher on timcj t Our fat boyJ HVlm writes the sad luv pomsj tOut studious boyJ iFond 0f rithmeticj LOur butiful girl from Louivilleq tThc fire chiefj HVho is often absent.J tFond of answering Gents pomsj tOur pretty boyj H really ClOift knowJ the mindful boyj MJur poplar boyJ tScrious mind but smiling face.J tThe new comerj tOur German pupiU tOur teacherj U3ur janitorj H'hy is Mr. H. so interested in Cupid? In regard to oceanography let Mr. L. explain where the source and mouth of an ocean are. Teacher-This is an awful poor moral. Mr. R. I had my gloves on when I wrote it. LXVe think Mr. R. should carry a muff since gloves intcrfere with his moralsj Will Mr. E explain where they had the telegraph pole in Shakespeare's time?

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DISSEEZIZ HEB huoman hoddy szz maid for too hav dissecziz. it can hav morn a thousand differunt kineds of things the matter with itt at wunce. I no this: i2 trcw for I had thee grip Wunce and thair iz mom a thousand differunt kincds of disseeziz ill thee grip. Thee feet are maid too hav coms onn um and steam broozez 21nd inn gracing tonales. Thee stummick i2 maid to ake :md hav dispepsie inn. Thee throt is maid to have the groop, thee tonsulitiss and thee dipthcery. Thee teelh 211 maid t0 ake anti hnv pulled ouL Thee 126 3r maid too get soar and thee eers to ake. You can get kahzurs and toomers nearly awl over your horldy and thee latest Iaid i: too have ther: appeitdisitus. This is a verry fashuuahle disseeze and hirts about az mutch az enny thing diskovered hi thee doktursz inn ilit yeers. Thee fingers at maid for rO-Qmatiz, thee lungs for huomownhay and konsumshun and a lott oi tither things Thee Iivttr can get out of fix in sow meimy wais that itt iz impossibul for enny wtm but a hzikah to retriemhur em. Thee kidnecs ar maid too hav awl kineds of things tong with um. too. and thee spliah razes a rumpuss inn yoor insides very nFFeu. Then thair iz thee skin. It kan hav neerly too hundred differunt things thee mattur with it. A mann kan brake out awi over with pimpuls and hce kan ketch barburz ich and Iotts and lotts of uther things. Thee haze was maid for katar, the feat for gout and the lips for coled soars. And then the acksidcnts that kah happen too a man. Ith thair are sow mcnny that they kanht be counted. Thee legs can be break and saw can thee armsl Thee hed kah bee beet inn. the izc gowgedoutt thee ears cut off and thee neck break. Most eny boddy kan get laim, and lotts and lotts 0f peepie get blincd and deer . It is VCrry eezy to ketch disseziz. 1f 1 was a making thee world I would maik itt eezy to ketch good hclth insted of disseeziz and then Wee cood 113v moar funn. If thee dokturs clout no what is thee matter with you they cut yOO Open after yoo ar tied and find Out. But that dont c100 yoou any good. IVIHIE Sillarttt'ced. 67

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