Washington Irving High School - Memoirs Yearbook (Clarksburg, WV)
- Class of 1932
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NS CEM? 9 S Q fix Z X FOREWORD As our classmates and school friends turn expectantly through the pages of the 1932 Reminis- cences, We hope that the pictures and Words used here will be able to reproduce to some extent the hap- piness of days spent in Washingtori Irving, and, if the modern spirit, as it is portrayed in art, seems odd or strange, judged by ordinary standards, may it represent youth on the oddest and strangest of all adventures-Life. 0 i f DEDICATIGN For their niany sacrifices for us, for their understanding and cooperative spirit, for their high ideals, cherished hopes, and faith in us, We affeetionately dedicate f Our Reminiscences to Our Fathers and Mothers. C? Q fix CONTENTS I Administration II Classes III Athletics IV Music V Activities VI Features VII Advertisements K 70 S Y Q ? E 2 Q 5 s A Z ,V,, , n 9 The liwurcl of lfducatiou Mr. Fred B. Deem Dr. Jesse F. Williams, President Mr. Joe Williams, Secretary Mr. Patrick H. Shields 1511 'wuz - - 50' i, .fsffziaz A . ,,,,,,,,,,-mm xxx X -X MV- 'fm X, 'xx ,K N, K rf - i 'milf ' 'K-.ff P-J'i?--g- A ig,-. 12 '-Q 'N-TQ'?x: ' Z-'ii-fix? ,E M-f 2 7f M11 Fl, .-X. vlackscm. SlI1JCl'il1t6llf1t'11l TT-'f'f7'f' --- -V.,,.Y,v, , fx . x, X, X. X. -if -.rn X4 X xv . x ' '--,.. , . r-1 H?Y I ?'T ,-.,,v.., f 'j '43'Zi' '.i3?rW'm? v' . , Ml. H111 .XIci'onkey, I'riuci1 T61'1'lm'f1 L . REMINISCENCES - X I I 9 3 2 V ,M O FACULTY SOCIAL SCIENCE MISS EURA GRAY A. M. WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY KARL WILLIAM SI-IOWALTER A. NI. WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY IVIISS IDA SPAHR FAIRMONT NORMAL MISS MABEL CUNNINGI-IAM A. M. COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY SOCIAL SCIENCE AND PUBLIC SPEAKING Mlss LILLIE MAE BAUER M. A. NORTHWESTERN UNIVERSITY ' F0 nrtewz FACULTY SOCIAL SCIENCE MISS CORNELIA WILLIAMS A. M. WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY I HOME ECONOMICS I IVIISS EDITH I'IEAVNER PI-I. B. UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO -,, MRs. LILLIAN C, MOORE A. B, UNIVERSITY OF IOWA PHYSICAL .EDUCATION FOR GIRLS MISS EDITH TODD SAVAGE SCHOOL FOR PHYSICAL EDUCATION ATHLETICS CLAY B. HITE, HEAD coAcI-I WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY ff? - QOQO -ef E - I? at FACULTY LANGUAGE Latin Mlss HELEN DEBERRY A. B. WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY if Latin Mlss GRACE ALBRIGHT A. B. OHIO WESLEYAN Latin Mlss LENA STUTLER A. M, COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY French Miss MARGARET V. KYLE A. B. WEST VIRGINIA WESLEYAN Spanish Miss YVONNE TIENNEBRUNNE A. B. WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY Fif 14511 FACULTY LIBRARY MISS ALICE GRIFFIN A. B. SALEM COLLEGE Mlss CLAYCE KISHBAUGH WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY FINE ARTS Music CLARENCE C. ARMS NEW ENGLAND CONSERVATORY O MUSIC Art Mlss ELIZABETH WALKER E. S. OHIO UNIVERSITY SECRETARY TO PRINCIPAL Miss PEARL CUSTER 6 420.0 J ,FQ 0. S MINISCENCE5 .L 1932qI4 fff i- -2 FACULTY I FACULTY SCIENCE SCIENCE FLOYD BONAR A. B. WEST VIRGINIA WESLEYAN WILLIAM BATES A, B. OHIO UNIVERSITY Y MATH EM ATICS WILLIAM D. JUDY A. B. WEST VIRGINIA WESLEYAN MISS CHRISTINE THORNBURY A. M. COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY VVILLIAM R. LAMB A. s. wEsT VIRGINIA wEsLEYAN PRESTON WELCH B. S. OHIO UNIVERSITY J. E. GUDEKUNST JAMES L' ZIMMERMAN A. B. GROVE CITY COLLEGE A. B. DAVIS AND ELKINS COLLEGE Sixfeefz - 30.0 'L 'FQ O 1 Y x - ' 1 :..A -2 FACULTY COMMERCIAL J. VV. WILSON ILLINOIS STATE NORMAL UNIVERSITY MISS MARTHA GEORGE A. C. A. BOWLING GREEN BUSINESS UNIVERSITY MISS FLORENCE HoLLINs A. C. A. BOWLING GREEN BUSINESS UNIVERSITY VV. C. SULLIVAN A. Ia, SALEM COLLEGE '67 XL Scz'e11.'uc1z FACULTY COMMERCIAL MISS ORA B. ADAMS A. B. LOUISIANA COLLEGE MISS FRANCES BRADLEY A. E. WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY MANUAL ARTS FRED V. PHILPOTT BRADLEY POLYTECHNIC INSTITUTE RICHARD H. TALBOTT ASSISTANT COACH A. E. DAVIS AND'ELKlNS COLLEGE 0 0 1-LSQQANQSSEEEAESEZZQZErj 4', -, ,fqw Ig. 7'?? ' . L .,.. Q, J' '.s. , 11. ' w- . .iq A ,L A U L v OL 'Q - TA -E-3' I r I r r fr ,. 5, if FACULTY ENGLISH NIISS NIAUD YOAK A. B. WEST VIRGINIA WESLEYAN MISS MILDRED A. F. DUNN A. M. EQUIVALENT COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY MISS GLADYS L. JONES A. B. WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY Mlss EMILY TAYLOR PH, B, DENISON UNIVERSITY fi, hfffll FACULTY ENGLISH MISS GLYDE BAILEY A. M. COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY MISS RUBY ELIZABETH Cox A. M. WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY MISS PAULINE WOODWARD A. B. INDIANA UNIVERSITY MISS GRACE DUTHIE A. E. WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY Xa-AQ, , L . 52222222 Z 22222225 LASSES 4 x - . gk ? 193277 a rm BGNAR - GEORGE CLASS Mr. lionar Miss George Miss George anal Mr. Bonar, sponsors of the class of l932. have taken a lively interest in the welfare ancl activities of the seniors. Miss Georges spontaneous smile and radiant personality have made a place for her in the hearts of all the students. Mr. Bonar's quick sympathy and sincere nature have made him popular with every stnclent with whom he has heen associated. The entire stuclent hotly is appreciative of the isplenclicl work Mr. lionar has clone in improving' the electrical stage equipment of the school. C Hlicers of the Class of 1032 l'i-esiflent XX'olle3 Yiee l'res. Lane: Sec. Klittenclortg Treas. llelt. 7'Ti'I'7lf,1'-l7lIl' OO , QQ nfs Ox f :Q HERBERT SLOAN PREPARATORN1 COURSE k'151z'111' AHr11111lf.s'1'1'111'1'.v f'1111f61lfZ 3. 4 k'.x'1'1'1111v'1' 5'111111111111'1' 3 f71'1zl1111f11' 571161. l'11'1f-l'1'1'.r11f1'11f .4 l11'1111111111'.x1: 5'111 51' 147111' T115l.x ' 3 Hfl1'l' F1'f1'111f, 1612 A'111,.Q 4 ffl-I 3. 42 S1'1'1'1'l111'A1ff7'1'1'11,v111'1,'1' 3 6111111 57116: f'1A1I1'1111' 2. .l1'151f1' 3 f'1'1'.s'.v 57116 2 I11111111' .47111f1Y1' 57116 .4'111111111Zf ffflllfll' S111'11'1A1' 411111111111 7'61'.rA!111111.x' JANE I-IAISLIP PREPARATORY COURSE lx'1'1111111.r1'1f11f'1'.r, .l.x'.x'1x!11111 livlllffrll' C7rI.Y.f T'im-l'1'1'.v11f1'11f .1 E.x'1'1'11l17'1' 5'111111111l!1'1' 3. 4 6'1'-.S'1111111'1' f91'1111111!i1' 57116, f'1'1'.x'11!1'11! 3 f71'111111z!i1'Ji 5,'111 57' ,4v1'!lL' 7'111!.s ' 3 fl1'1' F1'1'1'111f, 161' fx'1111q 4 1.111111 57116 Z, 3: 5'1111.v11! 2 !1l11i111' 1Vf111'ty 57116 5411151111111 5'6111'11f 2, 3. 42 f'1'1'.r. 41 .S'1'1'. 4 fV111i111111! 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U1111111' .S111'11 J'- f 11f1'6f f1'1 '111'1.'1' 11- 4 1 X i 1 1 ROBERT THORN GENERAL COURSE AIA'IlI1:1I5.Yt'1'1II'1.'.V. . 111111-1-11511131 .IltllItI4L'l'1' Ili-V 3. 4: l'11'1'-l'1'1f.x'. 4 l?1'1111111.'i1' 57116. I'i1'U-l'1'1f.v. H . I, S. .Sf ff JOE WHARTON TECHNICAL COURSE f'1'1111111.v1'1'111'12.v 51121573 fl1y6 .S'1'61111f l 511'1'61'.v!1'11 I 5711.x'.x' Vfff'-f'1'13.s'. 1 1f'.l. !l..S'. 2, 3. 4 5711'l11'.v11'11 H Z f71'1111111l11' 57116.' .S'1'1'1'1'f1l1'1f 3. 4 lf-V-V 3. 4, l'1'.4'J. 4 IV. f. S. S. 51 411111111111 ll1111111' .S'111'11f1w1f SARA ELIZABETH MCNICOL PREPARATORY COURSE lx'1'1111111.r1'c111'1'.r f.11fi11 57116, Lf1'l11r f11111111' 1,4Y5ll1'fy 57116. l71'5-l'1'1'.x'. fV1111111111f II1111111' 54171705-lf ALBERT SCHAFFER GENERAL COURSE , . . lx 1'1111111.s'11'111'1'.f lL'.x'1'1'11ff7'1' 5.'11111111111'1'1' 3. 4 5'1r1111111,'1'1'11If 57116. f'1'1'.r. .5 'FQ J11111111' .47111'ty 5,7116 If . X. S. S. 5'. fxrlffwl' IV111'117 57116 ,4'11f1111111f !!l7lII7l' ,S'111'i1:ly f' 41151511 4 Av .,'Q' -- mmf? 3 SX ' HERBERT S. NUSBAUM PREPARATORY COURSE AIL'N1lIll.Y!'E?Zf6'.Y 1J7'l'hA'Sfl'Ll H 1 01'fl11'.vfnz A Z, 3. 43 1.1'H1'1' 3 l'n'Js C7116 2, 3. 4 .lllllifif fVif11'ly Club .'111Ihn1' and l9irn'fnr nf 'Hllewt .ll-1' ll11.rba111Z Stale I'l?w11is11'y Ax.Y.YZIw'l' f'l71If1'.Yf. Firm' ffilei' 3 l.1zfi11 67116 2, 3 Avllflfllltll lffuinr Sm'if'fjf .Vfzriniiril Tht'.fj5llIlI.Y BENARD CHERRY FREPARATORY COURSE A'e111i11i.vz'e11f4'.r l.aIi11 Club 2. 3: Yxffbllllf' 3 E.X'L'l'Ilfl7fC Cfziziwitfair 4 fuiiim' AfYllIL'fj! Club .Vizfirvfzal lloimr Snfiefy, 7'1'1'1z.f. LILLY VVINNETTE GENERAL couRsE A'w11i11i.v1'e11z'Uv .'Ve'rsf f'UI1C'0fIi fligh Srhiml I. 2 C'la.rs S1'1'.-Trc:1.r. 1 jllllflll' Nirifly fwlllb llrzzimzfiipvs Cai 0' Nim' Tzzilxn 3 l,r1'.r.r f'l11b44 IV. I. S. S. F. REGINA COOPER GENERAL COURSE A'1'111i11iJr'L'111'z2.r Nifhwrvnzl lligh Swhfml 1 Jlaxqlle firizimztir flnlr 1 Ulm' Club l Ujwnrlla El Hfziidizlrf' 1 YV. 1. ll. S. Z, 3. 4 .llfuior 1'Vi111'fy fvlllb Nizlinmzl llmmi' Snriufy Fnrfy U uril 17116 IV. l. S. S. l'. N At. lll.'f,l lhI'1'17 CHARLES SAMUEL HARRISON TECHNICAL COURSE A'e111i11i.vz'e115e.r Trad' 3, 4 l.:zfi11 Cwlllb 2. 3 IV. f. S. S. C. MARJORIE RODEBAUGH GENERAL COURSE A'e111i11in'em'e.v lfzzslfelbull 2 Volleyball 2 1,I'L'.9'.S' Club 4. Vife-l'1'r.r. l?ra1mzli4',fS Cat 0' Ning' Tails 3 Har Fzieizd, Me K'i11,g ' 4 DMM of the Road 4 ,Nfztinfizzl llofmr Snviefy. V.-l'rr.r. .Naztioiial Tlzerpiamr lfzzzrer 1'11bli1' Spe1zZ'i11g flub 4 H . 1. S. S. U. ALBERT ROSEN PREPARATORY COURSE A'u111iz1i.rz'em'eJ llillfnp 2, 3, 45 Asmrizzfe Editor 35 Jlaiiagiiilgf Edilm' 4 lfaner Pnbliz' Sf1eLL,f'i11g ffl1r!5 3, -1 llIfc'I'.S'l'hI7lLI.Yfll' lleluzfing I2I'd7IlClfll'J'f The .S Zi'LlIlH 3 Ani flour in Cozziedy 1.a1111 ' 3 Hflllfllffclllfb' of Being Eariiesf' liar Friend, the King 4 Nzztiofzzzl Hnfmr Snriefy XVafinmzl 7'l1r.rpia11.r JOHN SHELBY MOORE FREPARATORY COURSE A,L'llIiIll.Yl'A?7Il'KJ' Lizfili C7116 2, 3 '65 Q Q 'R': fX f1 -fb 1 O C .x mi MARTHA LEE ALLEN PREFARATORY COURSE Cirlir Atbletir Council, Sefretary 3 Eaxbetball 1 S7lVl77177IlWKQf 1. 2 Baseball 1 Latin Club Z, 3 IV. l. S. S. C. ESTHER ANGOTTI GENERAL COURSE Junior Ninety Club National Honor Society Forty Wortl Club WL I. S. S. C. DOROTHY AUTEN PREPARATORY COURSE Sport: Assistazzt 3 Volleyball 4 Baxbetball 1, 2, 3, 4 Baseball 1, 2, 4 funior Ninety Club Latin Club 2. 3 Letter in Atliletie: 3 National Honor Soriety HAZEL ANDERSON PREPARATORY COURSE Latin Club 2, 3 W. 1. S. S. C. VIVIAN ASHLAND GENERAL COURSE Girls' .4tlzletio.x', Numeral 2 Letter in Atlileties 3 Volleyball 1, 2, 3. 4 Speetlball 1, 2. 3, 4 Hasbetball 1, 2, 3 He-Square WL I. S. S. C. -2 AE Twenty-fo ur RUTH ANKENY TECHNICAL COURSE .b'riofgeport Cnion fliglz Srbool 1 W. I. H, S. 2, 3. 4 He-Square Latin Club 3 Cazlfuan Choral Club 3 l77'd771tllLlCS 2 b'arbelor'.r Honeymoon Hauer Publio Speaking Club 4 IV. I. S. S. C. LEO ANDY GENERAL COURSE Hauer Publiz' Speaking Club IV. I. S. S. C. HELEN BABER TECHNICAL COURSE Konffell High Srhool 2 V Coyote Staff 1 Cir-l'.v Clee Club 1 W. 1. H. S. 2, 3, 4 Cadnzan Choral Club Z, 3, 4 Orchestra B 23 A 3, 4 A Capella Cboir 4 VV. 1. S. S. C. PAULINE BATEMAN GENERAL COURSE Volleyball 2, 3, 4 Basketball 2, 4 Speeolball 2 Cornlnereial Club 3 W. 1. S. S. C. FRANK BELT GENERAL COURSE Clam Treafurer 3, 4 fli-Y, 3, 4 ' Vofational Club Football 4 Dramatios: 'Ulleet 1Wy Hu.rbantl 3 Bauer fublie Speaking Club 4 W. I. S. S. C. 1 L- - cg O.. , , .fax O -, .gy v - W - v- W., f--i-'vu' I- ' 'T' ' , ,f,-2774 OTTO BURCHARDT PREPARATORY COURSE Sf. lIl1l1'y'.f .High 56011111 I IV. l. ll. S. 2. 3, 4 Vm'1ztfn111z1 fvllbv Vi1'1'-l'1'1'.x'. I'I'. l. S. S. II. JESSIE BERGER GENERAL COURSE V11111'yL1z11 l, 2. 3, 4 lfarkefbrzll l, 2, 3, 4 l5'1z.wba11 I, 2, 3 Tennis l, 2, 3 Tran!! 1, 2, 3 Lellur 111 .flIh1ef11'x 3 .llllflillf fI177177lIL'7'L'itI! C1115 3 II . I. S. S. 17. REBECCA JANE BRACEY TECHNICAL COURSE .fl CI1zjJe111z Choir Flldllldll Chord! F1116 1, 2, 3 l,fi3.ffdU7lf 4 l:'u11.x' of fjLlfJ1.Yf7'tllI17H l Lucky Jllfifn 2 fxliff-1' II'nr11 C1116 lfclildl' l'11b!1'1' Sf7L'tlrl'1IIIg' C1116 II'. l. S. S. Cf. RUTH BENNETT PREPARATORY couRsE JIJIHJII7' Nifmiy C1116 Latin C1116 2, 3 1V1zti111z1z1 fl0lIU7' Szlfiely fvllfilllldf Thaspiam l7r1z1111z1i1'J 1 liar fvfifllli, fha AIIIIAYU 4 II', 1. S. S. C'. VVALTER BUSSARD PREPATATORV couRsE IV. l. S. S. If 3, 4 N. gfx 1 9 3 2 Z4 , M - I T'rcf1v1f-11-ffm' ELEANOR BARNETT PREPARATORY COURSE He-Sqlzare .S IiIillIll!i7lg Assixtazzf 4 l'1'cJJ C1116 Przsident 4 1111111116 1, 2, 3. 45 14.r.vn1'iate Audi for 3, Eflfifor 4 Latin C1116 2. 3 llranzzllics .' Cai 0' Niue Taffy .s AVLZYIUIIIZZ Ilzmor Soriety WILLIAM BRACEY TECHNICAL COURSE liaxielbzzll A'e.rm'we.r 3 II . I. S. S. C. VIRGINIA BORROR COMMERCIAL COURSE 111111711111 City fffgh .S'1'110ol 1 II' I ll S 2 3 4 Volleyball I 51151551 611.11 1 fIl77I1l7IL'ffillI C1716 3 EUGENE BROWN GENERAL couRs: PV. I. S. S. C. REBECCA BERRY GENERAL COURSE L'fz.vl'efba11 2 I 111151161111 4 II.l..S.5.C. T - 0 0 Xma 3 -, .FQ W, - v - ,.n Ns, .. x MARTHA BRACKEN PREPARATORY COURSE Clam Sezirehzry 3 Volleyball 1, 2. 3, 4 Caffmifz 1 b'a.vl'e!ball 1. 2. 3. 4 Captain 1 Haxeball 1, 2. 3, 4 Track 1, 2, 3 Cirl'.v Albletie Counril 3 Leiter in Atblelies 3 Junior Ninety Club Latin Club Z. 3 Natiaual Hnuar Sofiefy Executive Comwiffee 3, 4 IV. 1. S. S, C. KATHLEEN BUSCH GENERAL COURSE C'I7llI7I7l'7't'iIll Club 3 IV. l. S. S. C. ELAINE BURNSIDE GENERAL COURSE Cumberlaufl 1 Dramafie Club I Wheeling 3 VV. 1. ll. S. 2. 4 II . l. S. S. C. CHAUNCEY COOPER TECHNICAL COURSE Football 2, 3, C0-Capfaiaz 4 ffl-Y 3. 4 Orflzestra A 1. 2, 4. Letter Clee Club 1, 2 blvecufiue Committee 4 IV. I. S. S. C. PAUL CUNNINGHAM GENERAL COURSE National Tbesf:iau.r II . I. S. S. C. 4 Tfuezzly-.vi.x' A .2 JL JACK CALLIGHAN TECHNICAL COURSE l're.r.v Club 2, 3, 4 Vofaliwlal Club 2 llramatim .' ,Ilee! .Ily IIIAFCIIITIZH 3 IV. I. S. S. C. THOMAS ALFRED CALLIS TECHNICAL couRsE l,7'LlllHZflt'.Y.' 7'be lx'iller 4 IV. 1. S. S. C. PAULINE COFFINDAFFER GENERAL COURSE I. S. S. C. ROBERT CUNNINGHAM GENERAL COURSE llrazlzalif Club, Treax. 4 Prem' Club 3 llralznzfify ' Cat 0' Niue Tails Dust of the Howl 4 L,0L'6lfl017lll Club 3 Nczfirwfzal Tbe.rpiau.f I IV. I. S. S. C. MADELINE CHARTRAND GENERAL COURSE II' I. S. S. C. -, 'K-Q4 Ju l I I C' I :?4 1932 I4 Cill i- .. 3 Y. f - SHIRLEY COLLINS PREPARATORY COURSE l.IIfiII fflrb Z, .I JOSEPH CULLINAN PREPARATORY COURSE Lffflefllll llfgh .SIKAINYZ I. 2 Cflaw Vin' f'1'I'.I. I flaw l'rn.x'. Z lI1'a111r1fi1'.f .' HUM' I'i1'gi11iI1 .Il111,If1'I'f 2 The Ffly Sfff'l'w ' Z fl Vfxff in IM' l111d111 ' Z IV. 1, ll. S. 3. 4 IV. I. S. S. If ANNE CONNELL TECHNICAL COURSE Us Salas' llI'1ghf.I', l'1zI'K'1'z'.I'15111jq 1, 2 IV. I. ll. S. 3. 4 lv'1z11e1' l'1f15liI' .S'f1c11K'i11g fwfilfl 4 II' I SI S' C' JosEPI-I WAYNE CORDER TECHNICAL COURSE I'111'czf11I1111l fwfllb 3, 4 III. l, S. S. F. MARY CUNNINGHAM PREPARATORY COURSE 1.111711 Kvfllb 2. 3 V Y'fu1'11!.1f-.I'1'v11' MARGARET CONDRY PREPARATORV COURSE Hz'-.S'q11zzrc l.1zli11 F1116 2. 3 GEORGE COTTRILL TECHNICAL COURSE TI'ac'1f' 3 111-111111zfff.r .' UTAH IJUIII' f,I'j5zI7'lL'Ifh' 3 IV. I, S. S. F. CLAIRE CONNELL TECHNICAL COURSE 171' Salas' fleiyflfx. lJll7'l'P1'.Yb1I7'4Q I, 2 IV. l. H. S. 3. 4 Ivlllilllflll Choral flnb 3, 4 Hzzmfr Pnblif .S'pI'1zl'if1g Club 4 II.l.S.S.f'. EDWARD DEARING TECHNICAL COURSE W. I. S. S. F. LUCIENNE DEMEESTER TECHNICAL COURSE h'.I'1'1'11fi7fe CI0N1l1liffl'4' 4' l,I'z'.f.F F1116 2, 3. 4 IV. I. S. S. F. f I C .Cx JAMES DENHAM GENERAL COURSE I1'.l. S. S. C. AGNES DAVIS COMMERCIAL COURSE C'0llllI1E7't'l!Zl Club 3 LUCILLE DAvIssoN GENERAL COURSE W. I. S. S. C. FRED DILMORE GENERAL COURSE PV. l. S. S. C. ljnzmalicr: '24-I .Niglzf Af .4111 Inn 4- MAYNARD DucKwoRTH GENERAL COURSE H . I. S. S. C. .YA- A 4 'Q If f Mega af ,I WV 11, 17' A A 'Erffff A -me ff in A I X A X , 5 Q LE Q I W E 5 A 2 Q Q Y? A 3 I Y? tg . I 1 ' DAM TTi'HlIf1l'-Clghl JAMES DYER GENERAL COURSE Ili-V 4 f7l'L'hC.fl'l'Cl 2. 3. 43 Z,et.'er 2. 3 L,LlIld1,2. 3. 4 Glue Club 4 Vnfzzfiolzal Club 4 W. l. S. S. C. FLORENCE FAZZINI COMMERCIAL COURSE fnnfor Ninety Clwb LILLIE FELTON . COMMERCIAL CouRsE LULU FINLEY COMMERCIAL COURSE Cm1I111f'1'rial Club 3 MARTHA ELIZABETH FLANAGAN TECHNICAL COURSE Stmlwft flfhleiic Axxixlazzf 3. 4 5vflIIlHl7f Vvlleyball fflffffftlllf 4 L,tlJ'4'L'l'bdlZ 3 L'Iz.re6all 1, 3 Cazlmzzfz Choral Club 4 ll7'lZ711LZflLTJ' .' Her Friend, the King 4 Wf I. S. S. C. 5 - 80' C .Awfmza-76 O .,,. YVETTE FRANZ TECHNICAL COURSE lfaxlwfball 1, 2 Haseball I, 2 Girls' .-Illzlefirs, Afllllldftlf 2 lfe-Square llramaliaxrf Cal 0' Niue Tai1.r 3 l're.r,v Club 2 Nafiwzal Tlzespiafzs IV. I. SNS. C. JOSEPH FARLAND TECHNICAL COURSE Glad Club. 2, 3. 4 ,fl Capella Choir 4 l7ra1mzfif.v : Y vw :Q v -:+. ff A Raflzelnfs lloneyfzzoonn An ffnur in Cr1me1Ilyla11rl Lm'l'y fade Duff of lfze Road 4 l'rz.I',r Club 4 Hauer Publiz' Spealdfzg Club llilltop 4 Nafiofzal Thmffiafzs, Pres. Ifl' I S S' C MARY ANN Foos TECHNICAL COURSE II1 1. 5. S. ff. JULIA FOLIO COMMERCIAL COURSE Ilrlleyball I, 2, 3 lfaseball 2, 3 Girly' .-Ithlefim, Nfrflzeral 3 Cnlzzvzewizzl Club 3 Fnrfy I'V0m' Club l'ws.r Club 4 Ayflfllllltll IIUIIUI' Sofiely RosE MARIE FLowERs TECHNICAL COURSE He-Square Cmllnan Choral I, Z, 3, 4g Trm 4 Dravzaiifs .' Hells of Capi.rfrana I Hauer Pnblif' Spzalilfg Club' Lafin Club 2 fl Capella Choir 4 IV. l. S. S. C. 3. IJ. Y'f.'L'11ty-llfzlc AGNES FLOWERS GENERAL COURSE W. I. S. S. C. MARGARET FORD TECHNICAL COURSE Be-Squara, Treas. Cadmarz Choral I, 2, 3 Orrhestra 1, Z, 3, 4 Courert Illixtresy 4 W. I. S. S. C. ,Valfrmal flonor Soriuly JOSEPH FEENEY COMMERCIAL COURSE Cowzzzenial Club 3 FRANK FERRISE GENERAL COURSE IV. I. S. S. C. HELEN GATRELL COMMERCIAL COURSE Comuzenial Club 3 X 4 o ,, , . Sa '5 A ve g O L ff- -B ,-s.. 4 . I I I I If 'I I K - J VIRGINIA GAWTHROP GENERAL COURSE b'a-Square fJ7'Cfl6'Jf7'tZ B 1 W. 1. 5. S. C. CATHERINE GRIMMETT GENERAL COURSE lhwuball Z 7'I'Iu'l1 1, 2 W. 1, S. S. C. CLAUDE GARRETT ' TECHNICAL COURSE U1'L'he.rIra B 1, 2, 3 Clee Club 4 lfazzd 1. Z. 3, 4 ' Latin Club Z. 3 W. I. S. S. C. RUTH G ROVES PREPARATORY COURSE .Al Cajwllzz Chair 4 Presx Club 1. 2, 3, 4 Basketball 1, Z Baseball 1, 2 fzmiofr Ninefy Club Czulmmz Choral Club 1, 2, 3. 4 01'che.r!ra B 1 Lalfzz Club 2. 3 llrlzwatlax .' t The b'ellJ of CapiJl1'mm The Lurby fade MILDRED GREENE COMMERCIAL COURSE L Af ROBERT GRAHAM TECHNICAL COURSE ,SlJIIfh.1'lIfL' fflgb Srbrml, Aydiifzlif .V. 1, 2 .Szienre Club 2 IV. I. ll.S.3,-1 Ffmfbfzll 3, 4 7'r4zcb 3, Cajffailz 4 ffl-1' 3. -lg l fuu-l'w.r. 4 TV. I. S. SS C. JACK GARRETT GENERAL COURSE fnrfy ll'!IUYi Club IV. I. S. S. C. GENEVIEVE HAWKINS TECHNICAL COURSE W. 1. S. S. C. ERNEST HAMMOND TECHNICAL COURSE W. I. S. S. C. BRENTICE HILL GENERAL COURSE C'1111111zw'z'ial Club 3 S'wi1m11ing flsxixlarzt 3, 4 jj,-a,,mfjt-55 Cfammerfial Club 3 f',11,,, 1113. fj,,x,-5,,,,,g, 3 l,7'tlIl1Llflt'J'.' LV- 1. S. S. C. Tha Killer. 4 Thirty , O 9 I-N - Q . JU. ' is :,. .1i -11 104 4 - -ibgx 'P ,2 VIRGINIA HOLDEN PREPARATORY couRsE b'a-Square Orflwwra IS 2 Orflzestra A 3, 4 fzmior Nizzetjf Club Latin Club' 2. 3 ,'Valin1uzl flmmr Society ' DIXIE HYRE GENERAL COURSE Cnmllzuzviul Club 3 HI I. S. S. C. MARGARET HELEN HONCE GENERAL COURSE ' f'IIllllllb'I'Cilll Club 3 lI'u-Sqmzre IV, l. S. S. C. ARTHUR HAMILTON GENERAL COURSE Clue Club 3, 4 W. l, S. S. C. LORRAINE HuDKINs COMMERCIAL COURSE Vulleyball 3 Basketball 3 Hzzxcball 3 C.'l7l11I1lL'l'flLl! Club 3 'Z xy Tblrly-Ulm BERNADINE HINZMAN PREPARATORY COURSE be-Square, Vine-Pres. Carlman Choral 1. 2. 3. 4 f77'l'lIE.Yll'tl A 3. 4 l'rbs,r Club 2 llravzallfs J The Lucky Jade Z Hllw' briaml. llm King 4 1.111111 Club Z. 3 Afllllfvllll Tbe.rp1'af1.I' .-l Capella Choir 4 IV. l. S. S. C. 1'Vafinmzl IIOIIU7' Sm'ie.'y MARTHA HoRNoR PREPARATORY COURSE Volleyball 1 lw'a.I'eba,ll I Carlmmz Clmral 2, 3, 4 .fl Capella Choir 4 l,7'LlIl1dfll'J' .' i'b'a4'lzelm'J 1101142-1111101711 .I Lnrky fade 2 Lalin Club 2, 3 Quaesim' 2 JAMES HOUSTON COMMERCIAL COURSE E.I'e4'1rti1w Comm-itfee. 4 Fnrty l'V01'd Club SUSAN HALL TECHNICAL COURSE lm'a.I'l'f:lbzlll l lfaxaball l l'1'I'.v.f Club .5 IVV. l. S. S. C. V ALLINE JOHNSON GENERAL COURSE b'riflgeporf Culou Iligb, 1, 2 Leiter for Sz'lwlar.I'hip 1. 2 VV. l. lf. S. 3. 4 Lalfu Club 3 1'ruJ.I' Club 4 b'aner Public Spaabilzg Club 4 IV, l. S. S. C. I o 0 -if-.Yfaii-..tPA1.l., C3 - ,, V., - - Q . SQQQQ ROBERT JOHNSTON TECHNICAL COURSE Clee Club 1. 2, 3, 43 l'r.e.r. 4 Drafflatlfs I Bells of Czlpistrafm ' The Lnchy .lazlen b'a11er Public Sfreahifzg Cl: VV. l, S. S. C. ANDREW KANTAK GENERAL COURSE W. l. S. S. C. GLADYS KENNEDY PREPARATORY COURSE Latin Club 2, 3 Haseballl VV. 1. S. S. C. KATHLEEN KESTER TECHNICAL COURSE Girly, Athletic Council 3 Leiter in Athleticy 3 Volleyball 1, 2. 3. 4 Bzzshelball 1, 2, 3, 4 Ha.veball1,2, 3, 4 Track 1, 2, 3, 4 W. 1. S. S. C. Naliomzl Honor Sociefy 4- RICHARD LINGER TECHNICAL COURSE W. l. S. S. C. lb-4 iff At. VIRGINIA LIMBERS COMMERCIAL COURSE JAMES P. LAW TECHNICAL COURSE l'w'411zw' Public Sjleahizzg Club 3. 4 Latin Club 2, 3 lII'a111I1tfc.r: The Killer 4 1 w W. l. S. S. C. JUNE LANGFITT PREPARATORY COURSE Cadvzazz Choral 1, 2, 3, 4g Sec. 4 LmTK'y futile 2 A Capella Choir Prem Club 1, 2, 33 Sea- Trefz, 3 I Library Asrfslzml 2, 3 D1'a111a!ic.r.' Cat O' Niue Tfzilf' 3 Lfzlfh Club 2, 3 E.vec11tiz1e Colnmltlee 4 Nafinfzzzl 7'he.fpiam ll' l S' S C LAWRENCE LOWE TECHNICAL COURSE W. I. S. S. C. JANE LANE PREPARATORY COURSE CYIISS Vice-l'r.e,vizl.ent lfe-Square 17'l UJLfiL'l1f 1 l.dfllI Club 2, 3 Nfztioual IJIINK77' Society .fwffpu .LL OO , Q9 C Xf V m.I T EF, .,.-EfEiEg3'.5uE.E,I II.,L-.-La..JIlf'2.j+ifsff1 Je 1 ,Aww Q .. ,L f l ' -2 .Z MARGUERITE LYNCH GENERAL COURSE Ifgzzgybafz 3 Cwlllllllltlffldl Club 3 LAREE MATHENY GENERAL COURSE W. I. S. S. C. Hauer Publix' S'pezzff'l11,gf Club -1 W. I. S. S. C. LAWRENCE LEONARD SELMA MAXWELL COMMERCIAL COURSE GENERAL COURSE Baslwfball Reserves 3 1,11-ar 4HiJnwt 4 n.w,mb.,11 4 by I S' C Ffmtball 4 ' MARY DELL MEADOWS FREPARATORY couRsE ALICE MCCORMICK Lwin Club 2, 3 COMMERCIAL COURSE W. 1- 5. S. C. lvnlluyball 2 C.'l71lIlllf27'z'lLZ! Club 3 SARAH VIRGINIA MANCINO RICHARD H. MOTTER GENERAL COURSE GENERAL COURSE junior ,'Vi11yIy Club I, 1 . . 9 IV. C. T. l'. Clzzys Priza Z lmanmlag club 4 Naliozzal llzmor S0L'ie'fy lfand 4. .Sfamiarfl 6'eIzrur M11 fb S- S. C. IV. 1. S. S. C. LUCILLE MARTIN CATHERINE MCDONNELL COMMERCIAL COURSE COM,1,,ERc,AL COURSE f.v01I!II!b'I'tlLl! Club. View-l'1'eJ. 3 1-'UI-fy lflfgy-fl Club C,'n111111w'r'i11l Club, 3 Thirty-flares X-3 v., . 0 km A QQ Q - - If?- Mbllf Q ' V. A 'iii' .R g QA E -2 4 FRANK MARTINO A GENERAL COURSE b'a.rbulball 3, 4 Serrlml All Sizzle Cmzrrl .3 Fin! All Sectiallal Guard 4 Fizzrf All Sfafe Guard 4 IV. I. S. S. C, JOHN B. MALLOY GENERAL COURSE lffzzlw' Publif' Speaking Club 4 IV. l. S. S. C. THOMAS MILLS GENERAL COURSE IV. 1. LS. S. C.. VIRGINIA MCNEMAR GENERAL COURSE b'u-Sfjmzre On'hs.r1ra I3 1 C,I't'!lL'.Yl1'Ll A 2, 3, 4 IV. l. S. S. C. ALMA Moss GENERAL COURSE Cwrlmafz Choral 1, 2. 3. 4 Dranzaiics 5 The Lucky fafen 2 fl .b'aclLelnr'J flolwyzlzrarznu 3 4'lv1po1'ta1u'e' of Being Karnes! .luninr Nizzefy Club .I.x'.vf.rfa11! Libnzriazz 4 lV1z'i1mal ThK.fj7l.llJ7J L'.VL'L'1ll'l7lE Cowwiftee 4 IV. l. S. S. C. Waluwal Hwmr Smfiety ' f ALVIN MERENDINO .V PREPARATORY COURSE S fmmmazz 2, 4 . A . , Firxt .4 ll S ecti 0 lull G uard 2 b yji' ' ASVEKYNIIII .-I ll Slafe Guard Z H I ' vaz 1' V Football 2, 45 Cn-Caplaifl 4 5 7 ' 45 F VJXSA Yjyi: W I Ili-Y 3, 45 Vice-l're.r. 3 Lzzlin Club 2. 3 lVaIim1zzl flavor Smfiety f . . f . .fa ve f 1 4- CZ 1, 3 Q., 1 1 RV? 5 3 4 , - A ? sf W f 5 S 44 647 2 J ' ' P5 ' , ..f. ?. . 5 W 4 if FRANK ANTHONY MUSCARI. JR. GENERAL COURSE Football 3, 4 Tmfb 3 Vv0L'Llfl0lltlZ Club Ml. I. S. S. Cf. PAULINE MUSGRAVE TECHNICAL COURSE W, I. S S C MARY MITTENDORF GENERAL couRsE Claw Secretary 4 .luzzinr lV1A11ezfy Club Tefzzlfs Champion, Z VV. l. S. S. C. BERNICE MUNDELL PREPARATORY COURSE Bauer Public? S'ju'a,f'ing Club 3. 4 Laffn Club 2, 3 Tbirly-fum' L o 0 4 Sm 9 -w ,E Q - I ,fm A, O L ' VX A I C IX I 1932! 454 .f -9 RUBY MASON COMMERCIAL COURSE Clfllllllltlffldl Club 3, Sefrefzzry AMELIA MCINTIRE TECHNICAL COURSE IVHJI Jlzzzlzlflgzlb fllgb Sfbaml 1 floum k'L'lIIlUllIlL'J' Club 1 IV. I. ll. S. 3. 4 ffauer Public Spfzabifzg Club 4 IV, l. S. S. C. JOE MICHAEL TECHNICAL COURSE Frefzfb Club 2 ' II . I. S. S. C. JUSTINE NORMAN GENERAL COURSE Zazzawflle. Ubib .1 lfmmr Club 1 b'a.vl'etl7all 1 llzllaybfzfl 1 IV. I. ll. S. 2. 5. 4 ,r II.l.S..S. C V PHYLLIS OLIKER ' GENERAL COURSE flu-Square lfauer Publix Sfmzbillg Club 3, II' f S S' C C I , .I Y'blrty-flzux WILLIAM OWENS TECHNICAL COURSE l'n'.v.I' Club 4 Jlzzllagw' Trad' .I II'lmuzyer Ffmfball 4 b'.x'n'11tlvIe Cnulzlfllfcu 4 Ili-V 4 IV. l. S. S. C. .Wzzlfmzfzl llnzmr Srrriuly RUTH OWENS PREPARATORY CousE Jlllllllf' . Vlm'ty Club l.1zff11 Club 2. 3 l?r1zunz!ir.I' .' Hfl1If5lII'I'Llll!'L' of lfuffzy klzru Hx! 4 .'I'4Itinmzl Tbwplazls lfalzw' Publif' Spmzbfzlg Club 4 ANGELINE OLIVERIO GENERAL COURSE .-l.I'.rf.I'fIzul l.lbI'lIVllIll 4 IV. I. S. S. C. EARLE ORME GENERAL COURSE lJ,I'ld4J,'L'Pt7l'l lligh Sfhfml 1, .Z lffmlbzlll I, 2 lz'Il.I'betbIzll 1. 2 II . I, ll. S. 3, 4 lfrmfbzlll 3, 4 lz'aI'bI.'fball 3. 4 IYl7l'tlfl17lItll Club 4. .S'u:'1'u!Iz1',1' II'. l. S. S. C. MABEL ORME GENERAL b'1'l1lgef7nrl fflgb Sfbrml 1, 2 II'. I. ll. S. 3. 4 fIIU1I1I1L'I'I'l4ll Club .3 luzliu Club 3 l,1'A'.I'.I' Club 4 II . l. S. S. C. C f I 0 0 Sa in Vw , -, .rw O -4 E EE Q SALLIE OLIVERIO GENERAL COURSE IV. l. S. S. C, MARY VIRGINIA PEW PREPARATORY COURSE Lwfiu Club 2, 3 lfmnzr Pnblifr Speaking Club 4 Unzlallzficri H4Ill:'L'l IIly flllibllllllzu Hflllf707'lll1Zt'1! of Being Earnest PERRY MARSHALL PREPARATORY COURSE W I S ' ....S.C. GEORGE POST TECHNICAL COURSE lffzlrur Pnblir Spaakillg' Club 4 Lfzlilz Club 2 .Tfzliomzl Thexjziwzy l?1'1z111afim.' l111po1'ta1zra of byailzg Liclflldjl Hllur Friwlzl. lbs King 4 II'. f. S. S. C. DowNING HALL PARRILL GENERAL COURSE JAMES PRICE GENERAL COURSE II . I. S. S. C. CORRELL PERKINS GENERAL COURSE II' I S S C MYRTLE POSEY GENERAL COURSE C.'n111111u1'1'iIzl Club 3 IV. I. S. S. C. FRED PEPPER TECHNICAL COURSE 7'l'LlL'k 2, 3 ljI'LlllIllffl'.Y 3 Hflllfiliflllllfb' nf living L'Iz1'1w5Z liar fufldllll, fha King' 4 Tha Killuf' 4 II'. I. S. S. C. RUTH MARGARET POWELL COMMERCIAL COURSE Hg' It v. S. C. Vwllcyball 1, 2 AS fJ'zl.If'L'lbLlll Q2 f'u11111n'1'ffLzl Club 3 Thirty-.fi.v , P4 - ' ' My if M fx Q f1 1 0 K OE N .2 -S 4 2 RUSSELL POST TECHNICAL COURSE W. 1. S. S. C. GEORGE STANLEY PRITCHARD GENERAL COURSE IVIIFLUIUIYKZZ Club IV. 1. S. S. If HELEN RADCLIFFE GENERAL COURSE Cmzzznercial C1116 3 IV. I . S. S. C. VIRGINIA ANNE RITTENHOUSE GENERAL COURSE Be-Square l 1'e.rJ Club 4 Hauer Publif Sf1I'IzK'i11g Club 4 II' I S S C JAMES Ross TECHNICAL COURSE IV. I. S. S. C. fI'f'If-.fI'7'r'11 L 4,4 ORLANDO ROMANO TECHNICAL COURSE W. I. S. S. C. RALPH ROGERS GENERAL COURSE l9I1MwrbaI! A'wI'1'vw.I' Z, 3 A'I1.Ivf'uf'baIl 4 II'. I. S. S. C. ELoIsE REDDEN GENERAL COURSE ffauufzh 1,8101 fr. flfyh Sflmnl. Vnrk, IIEIZHIZ. DI'a111ati1'.r 1 like Club 1 fxfdllfll Club 1 fv!Ill7'1LIJ'f0l7 High Sfhnnl Z fyfdllfh Club 2 IV. I. ll. S. 3. 4 IV. l. S. S. CI. MARJORIE JANE RooT PREPARATORY COURSE kI.l'1'l'1lfi'Z!E CUl1111IIffl'L' 3 HL'-Sqznzre PAUL REED GENERAL COURSE .Ilmnzyer Foolbafl -I .Ilfzmzgsr Basiefbalf 4 II' l S S C' fj. . -1 RZ'-' ,. 93' -hui -OE XE .I - 4, f-.x BESSIE SQUIRES COMMERCIAL COURSE ERNEST SWIGER PREPARATORY COURSE lli-V 4. l'1'e,firle1zt 4 Urrbeslra A 1, 2, 3 ,4g Lcllw' 3 llI'd1IltlflL' Club 1,7'L'5lllI!f1Il 4 flI'llllIl1flCJ .' Cal 0' XVIII-e Tzzil.I 3 Her Ffiezzzl, the lfillgw 4 Latin Club 3 lfwui 1, 2, 3, 4 Natiomzl Tlzespuzns Bauer Public Sjhezllfifzg Iflub 4 lVIzfi01ml flnnm' .Sw0t'lElAj! - MILDRED SOUTHERN ' GENERAL COURSE l're.I'.I' Club 4 IV. l. S. S. C. MARY MARGARET SMITH PREPARATORY COURSE Hauer Publix Speaking Ulub 3, 4 Lzzfifz Club 2, 3 l5'e-Square llilltap 2, flssocizzie Editor 3, .f1.I5i.I'la1Lt Editor 4 W. 1.5. .S. C. J ANE STEALEY FREPARATORY fuulor lVifze!y Club, S1.'4'.-7'u'zz.f. Latin, Club 2, 3g T7'l!lIl1lL' 3 Nzzfirvllzzl IIUIIOV Snviefy Tblriy-eigbl PAUL SHEPLER GENERAL COURSE Hauer Public Speaking Cllr CvUl1I1lIE7'ClClZ Club 3 PV. 1. S. S. C. THELMA SHAFER GENERAL COURSE W, I. S. S. C. MARTHA SOUTHERN 'f GENERAL COURSE Freya' Club 4 Bauer Publia Speakifzg Clu W. I. .S. S. C. FRANCIS SWINT TECHNICAL COURSE 1,ll'A'6Il.S' ffiglz School 1, 2 Cflrz.r.r l're.fizle11t 1 St. Frzuzcix High Sflzool 3 Ijfllllltlflff .' The Hoodoo 3 '24 Paar lilarrieaf Man 3 W. I. fl. S. 4 VV. I. S. S. C. ALTON Swlc-:ER GENERAL COURSE W. I. S. S. C. A- 3.0. -, . 1 C A N .2 A SL- 4- YY ENID TURNER GLADY5 SHELTMAN COMMERCIAL COURSE TECHNICAL couRsE IV. l. S. S. C. C'07I1lIIL'flAltl! Club 3, Treax. VIRGINIA SIEGRIST EUDORE TRICOT COMMERCIAL coURsE GENERAL COURSE CONlU1L'l'fll,ll Club 3 Tfafk 3 lfaofbzlll 4 l'V. l. S. S. C. RUTH TALBOTT PAUL TALBOTT PREPARATORY COURSE TECHNICAL COURSE Latin Club 2, 3 E.ve4'1rflvJc CY0771N1lI'ft'l7 3 b'auw' Publu' .S'fP13LZA'l71g Club 4 DWZ 1llf1f-V5 lx'w11py, 3 The lI'eJfle.v.I fA?'Zt'6'!,U 4 PV. f. S. S. C. F ARTHUR TENNY GENERAL COURSE WILLIS TRIPLETT l'ic'l'w1.r lligb Sfbanl 1, 2. 3 TECHNICAL COURSE Publi: Sjyeaffing Club 2. l'rIxI' 1J7'tlI77dflt'.S' J Rugby Fowl ' Oni in fbe .SlI'L'L'fJH Pres.: Club 4 .'Va!iauIz! Tl1eI'piIzn.r Pl . I. S. S. C. IV. f. ll. S. 4 W. I. S. S. C. AILEEN MARIE TRUSLER DE,-MA -I-HARP GENERAL COURSE GENERAL COURSE VUHL'J'6UU 3- 4 Bzrclhuzuzorz lligb l, 2, 3 5'aJl'ufbIzll 1, 2, 3. 43 fvllpllllll 3 Kmm, your Snug Club HIUUAHU 3 Ellen Kiflmrd Club 1, 2, 3 Cn111u1I'n'ial Club 3, 4 Wall Slnrei Club. Ser. 3 1 IV- I- S- S- fl' Haskefball 1, 2 IV. I, ll. S. 4 H . l. S. S. C. 1 Thirty-nine ' -- .Rff22f:-Z C 1 -s VVILFORD TALKINGTON HAYMOND VVHITE GENERAL COURSE GENERAL COURSE PV. I. S. S. C. IV. 1. S. S. C. MARY ELIZABETH WYER COMMERCIAL COURSE HAYWARD WATSON EZ-Squaw TECHNICAL COURSE C10l7Il1187'L4ltll Clulz 3 Reserve L'a.vl'otlmll 3 W. I. S. S. C. HELEN WATSON THELMA WERY TECHNICAL COURSE GENERAL COURSE zfgzzgybazz 2, 3, 4 Q f'mf a, B I Rumba!! 4 C0?7l7IIf!?'t'lLl! Club 3 WY I. S. S. C. Eaxkellnzll 4 IV. I. S. S. C. AUDLEY WOLFE TECHNICAL COURSE Clam lJ7L'Jfl!L lIf 4 l'fx.ec1zIf7fe Cltllllllllfftlb' 3, 4 Football 3, 4 Fin! Place Smfe Onzlorical Con- text 3 ANNE WILSON Second Plafe National Oratoriral TECHNICAL COURSE Contest 3 Latin Club 2 IUi1I1b1Zgai-1,a1'ge fVatiomzl Fowl:- V, - . . . lc agne 11.1. .S.S. C. Hi-Y 4 Dramaficw A lz'zz6lzelor'.r lloneymoonu 3 lmpor!am'e of lfeing Earnest Hauer Pnlnlir' .SpeaK'ing Club 4 National Thuyjzimzs ' VV. 1. S. S. C. Fo rty Q qg,Q -I lFqZ,... 1 S - Q-. x 6 .2 DAVID WILLIAMS PREPARATORY COURSE Urfhexfra A I. 2. 3. 4 lilac C7116 3. 42 I ifu-l'ru5. 4 A Cafralla Choir 4 Ham! I. 2 . 3. 4 Sian' lfilzgfz .Srhfmf 0r4'hy.I'frIz 3 II . I. S. S. C. .yllffllllzlj llnzmr Sufialy LAURA LOUISE WORKMAN PREPARATORY COURSE .4 C,I4l.DI.7fIl Chair 4 Cadmzzn Choral Club 1, Z. 3, 4 l77tl7lL'f Pnbln' Sj7uI1K'i1I.q C7110 4 Prwtr Club 3. -I f11!51'.n'h0lIz.I'fiz' lkbnlfifzg 3, 4 .'VIz!inm1I Thesjwlfzzzs flrmlznzfifx .' '4l111fm1'II1m'I' of lfuinag Earns IV, I. S. S. C. JOHN WYATT TECHNICAL COURSE l.I1li11 Club Z L-'mmf lllfbjir' SpuI1K'f11g Club 4 H , 1. S. S. C. CLARA MAE WINE GENERAL COURSE Ur4'fIu.rt1'I1 B 1, 2 UI'I'flc'Jf1'zl :X .5 C'0v1111w'f'iIz! fvfllb 3 IV. I. S. S. C. J! fIl77'f,l'-Hllf' ,l,i1.- MARY ELEANOR WILLIAMS RREPARATORY COURSE EI'-S'I11nz1'r. Sefrclary CIIIIZINILZII Clmra! 1. 2 0rfhu.rlra A I. 2. 3. 4 II . I, S. S. C. .'VII!inm1f flwmr Surfxly CHARLES WILSON GENERAL COURSE l'I0l7fZ1Ll!! 3, 4 II11t'LLff0lILZf C7116 limzlzzafizxs' 5 Thu Dear lh'pa1'!u11 ' 3 IV. I. S. S. C. SARA WRIGHT GENERAL COURSE Hauer flzbliz' .SAZ7c'LZA f1I5' Club 4 llnzzmztfzxv .' The Dull' llepflrlerff 3 IV. I. S. S. C. FRANCES AILEEN YESTER PREPARATORY COURSE 7IU1IlIf.S' Chamjiimz .I I'0lley!5uf! 1 lI'a.rf'l11z!l 1 fvtllflllllll Choral 1. 2. 3, 4 I lffzzfw' Public' .S'f7L'LlA'f1Ig Club 3. 4 I'fn'-l'1'u.I'idw1l 4 II'. I. S. S. C. xi I f7 --. O O -A-S M. -, ,S p4fY44-- I L , OE 'X E A R-2 ALAN BLAND HUGH MCFADDEN GENERAL COURSE Lflltndfllllltll fvilb TECHN'CAL COURSE IV. I. S. S. C7. Lalin Club 2 IV. I. S. S. C. JOHN WILLIAM BOHENSKY FRED CORK GENERAL COURSE i.0UfL ll! ,5 4 GENERAL COURSE I ., T1-.11-1' 3 W, 1 ' ' ' IV. I. S, S, If .5. 5. C.. DAVID LEE BLACKWELL GENERAL COURSE MARGARET DILLMORE . GENERAL COURSE C07I1l7ll'7'Z'lHl Club 3 IV. 1.5. 5. C.. I' ll, l, 51 S. C. FRANCES COLE GENERAL COURSE ADALINE VIRGINIA DEARING GENERAL COURSE Volleyball 4 Y w l:'Iz.I'kelbIzll 3 IV- I- -5' S' C4 ll . I. S. S. C. Forfy-Iwo Q o X,,.. FN - I - I fN 5 Xl OE E 'T E- -2 JOHN CARROLL MOCCIA TECHNICAL COURSE PETE FRAGELE f7l'L'hL'.S'fl'tl I3 I. 2 GENERAL COURSE Un'hf.u'Ira A 3. -I Iffh IA S4 S- fb Oleg C1116 3, -I X1 Cjllflffftl- fwwfr 4 IV, I. S. S. C. DREXEL POYNTER MARGUERITE OLA GREYNOLDS GENERAL COURSE TECHNICAL COURSE fvlgtbdjf 4 IV. f. S. S. C. IV- 1- S- S. C- GRENDA AGNES JULIAN GENERAL COURSE HELEN PENCE GENERAL COURSE W I' S' S' I' Prefs Club Q5 Cu1111m'1'f'ffl! 571111 3 11.1. 5. 5. C. JAMES CONNELL WARD WILLARD LIND GENERAL COURSE GENERAL couRsE . . . IV. I. S. .Sf Cf. I W. I. 5. .S, C. I Puffy-fhrfe Q 0 E N ffkx- Q. -1 .X ,Q SENIOR HONOR ROLL THE FOLALOVVING SENIORS HAD A SICMESTER AVERAGE OE 9092 OR MORE IN EACH SUBJECT Dorothy Auten Sarah Elizabeth McNicol Bernard Cherry Herbert Nusbauni Donald King Albert Rosen Margaret LeMasters Jane Stealey THE FOLLOVVING SENIORS HAD 9012 OR MORE IN ALL SUBJECTS EOR PERIODS INDICATED Esther Angotti 2, 3 Dorothy Auten 1, 2. 3, 4 Eleanor Barnett 2, 3 Ruth Bennett 2, 3, 4 Martha Bracken 2, 3 Jack Callighan 3, 4 Bernard Cherry 1, 2, 3, 4 Shirley Collins 2, 3 Julia Folio 1 Jane Haislip 3, 4 Virginia Holden 3, 4 Donald King, 1, 2, 3, 4 Jane Lane 1, 2, 3, 4 Virginia Mancino 1, 2 Sarah Elizabeth McNicol 1, 2, 3, 4 Alvin Merendino 2, 4 Herbert Nusbaum 1, 2, 3, 4 Billy Owens 4 Albert Rosen 1, 2, 3, 4 Albert Schaffer 2, 3, 4 Herbert Sloan 3, 4 Jane Stealey 1, 2. 3, 4 Enid Turner 3 Joseph VVharton 2, 3 David Willianas 4 Frances Yester 2, 3 Margaret LeMasters 2, 3, 4 IHE FOLLOVVING SENIORS HAD 902, OR MORE IN ALL MAJOR SUBJECTS EOR PERIODS INDICATED Ruth Bennett 1 Margaret LeMasters 1 Jack Callighan 2 Virginia Holden 1, 2 Frances Yester 1 THE FOLLOVVING SENIORS HAD AN AVERAGE OE 90? OR MORE FOR PERIOD INDICATED Esther Angotti 1, 4 Eleanor Barnett 1, 4 Pauline Bateman 4 Martha Bracken 1, 4 Otto Burchardt 2, 3 Shirley Collins 4 Margaret Condry 3 Regina Cooper 1, 2, 3, 4 Martha Hornor 2, 3 Kathleen Kester 3 June Langfitt 1, 2, 3, 4 Virginia Mancino 3. 4 Lucille Martin 3 Ruby Mason 3 ' Alvin Merendino 1, 3 John Moore 2, 3 Mary Cunningham 1, 2, 3 Ruth Owens 2, 3 Lucille Davisson 1, 2, 3, 4 Mary Virginia Pew 2. 3 Edward Dearing 2, 4 Lucienne DeMeester 3 Florence Fazzini 2, 3, 4 Joe Farland 4 Martha Flanagan 4 Julia Folio 2, 3, 4 Ruth Groves 2, 3 Jane Haislip 1, 2 Forljf- Marjorie Rodebaugh 3, 4 Herbert Sloan 1, 2 Mary Margaret Smith 3, 4 Helen Vlfatson 2, 4 ' Joe Whartoii 4 , Mary Eleanor VVillian1s 1, 2, 3, 4 Frances Yester 4 fram- -,. A ffmf'-J Q . . F0 My-six 1'lv1'-wiv Aaron, Robert Alvaro, Angelo Adamek, Edmund Amber, Jerome Bako, John Bland, Alan Brinklty, Harry Bartlett, Alison Blackwell, David Bohensky, John Bracken, Lloyd Borneman, Paul Berry, John Bowman, Richard Bragg, Clarence Bell, Leon Gray, Clyde Garrett, Willard Goff, George Hess, Eugene Hawkins, Bobby Haislip, James Hess, Maxwell Harker, Eugene Holden, Blair lams, Malcolm Jones, George Jarvis, Shiras Keim, Arlie Keller, Alva Pinella, Frank Parrill, James Pears, Haskell Postlethwaite, Ralph Poynter, Drexel Riggs, George Ramella, Carl Rowe, Chester Romano, Frank Romano, Roger Shelbaer, William 4' JUNIOR ROLL JUNIOR BOYS GROUP I. Brown, Ferdinand Cox, Harmer Lee Clovis, Carl Courtney, Billy Cunningham, Joe Cacace, Guy Caplan, Fred Clelmm, Britt Coston, Charles Cork, Frank Cork, Fred Coyner, Willard Dew, Fred Degler, Edward Drummond, James Dilly, Herman GROUP II. King, Charles Kimmell, William Lind. Willard Lynch, Berk Long, Glen Liveley, Dale Lowther, Robert Lease-burg, Floyd Lanham, Salathiel Luzader. Brooks Lucht, Harold Martino, Tony Milstead, Paul Murphy, John GROUP III. Smith, Harold Stealey, Jack Simon, Robert Shaffer, Charles Scott, Ralph Shields, Earl Taylor, Charles Tutwiler, George Tourney, Arthur Talbott, Clyde Tiano, Frank l a1'ty-eight Dennison, Kenneth Earle, Lawrence Folio, Joe Fittro, Eugene Fisher, Maxwell Felton, Howard Foppiane, Joseph Frum, Chesley Frantz, Ivan Fuscaldo, Frank Fragele, Pete Fischer, Conrad Feltner, Francis Fiora, Vincent Marano, Thomas Minger, Billy Male, Earle Mason, Selma McNaughton, Harry Martin, Ralph Merchant, Edwin McGahan, Frank Marra, John Miller, Paul Muscatell, John McIntyre, Clifford Martin, Edward Madden, Thomas Waddell, Eddie White, Donald Wolverton, Mason Westfall, Denver Wells, Horace Whittaker, Richard Wright, Joseph Winters, Joseph Williams, Thomas oo W fs- 3Q -, .fm - x A D' O' Abernathy, Katherine Annon, Alberta Alexander, Kathryn Ayers, Ima Ash, Caroline Byrd, Virginia Backus, Janet Bradford, Mildred Bachrach, Anna Brown, Virginia Barnett, Martha Bartlett, Jenneth Badot, Eleanore Badot, Juliet Brown, Ruth Banks, Margaret Baker, Marguerite Brown, Mildred Gawthrop, Vevia Graham, Margaret Goodman, Ruth Grimmett, Bernice Gabbert, Genevieve Golden, Anna Marie Green, Virginia Hyre, Lena Henry, Esther Grace Husovsky, Mildred Hankey, Lou Hudkins, Hilma Halcums, Llulda Dean Holden, Myrtle E. Nedemier, Ruth Ann Nicholson, Pearl Proudfoot, Audrey Pence, Mabel Post, Helen Price, Charlotte Phillips, India Lee Pence, Mary Pepper, Betty Poling Kathleen Parker, Marion Pfouts, Dorothy Rolland, Marie Romano, Lenora Raikes, Mildred Reger, Margaret Reynolds, Nellie Rush, Virginia Randolph, Elizabeth A , JUNIOR GIRLS GROUP I. Call, Pearl Clemans, Geraldine Cohen, Hilda Crile, Sara Curotz, Julia Clutter, Pauline Clifford, Edith Carson, Jean Cather, Helen Cole, Frances Collins, Klondel Coberly, Vera Cork, Helen Coston, Louise Cottrill, Glenola Co-gar, Hilda Conrad, Wilma Lee Craig, Ina 5 I. GROUP II. Highland, Florence Jamison, Marie Julian, Grenda Kellerman, Evelyn Kimble, Frances Kincheloe, Mary Kawenski, Helen Keller, Susan Lover, Katherine Laing, Vivian Lee, Marguerite Lawson, Camilla Laughrey, Elizabeth Laffeiy, Beatrice GROUP III. Rango, Lucille Rogers, Frances Smith, Mildred Seese, Marguerite Swick, Violet Stout, Frances Smith, Lena Shields, Frances Stotler, Anna Summers, Lucille Sayler, Gertrude Snelling, Wanda Stiefelmaier, Elsie Swiger, Julia Thompson, Vivian Thrasher, Lucille Terrell, Barbara VanDoveir, Katherine Walker, Edith Forty-11i11aJ Corder, Christine Cacace, Loretta Curry, Beulah Devericks, Addie Daugherty, Edythe Dearing, Edith Douglas, Lillian Drew, Elsie Dearing, Virginia Davisson, Margaret Dotson, Pearl Dawson, Maryland Folio, Eva Friend, Emma Feather, Grace Frame, Wanza Frum, Mary Elizabeth Fetchero, Flora Lewis, Pauline Moccia, Carmella McGowan, Georgia Madden, Catherine McClain, Nellie Mulligan, Mary Virginia McCandleiss, Rosemary Miller, Evelene McQuain, Mildred Mowrey, Jane Ann Mattiford, Catherine Mackall, Phyllis West, Maxine Woodburn, Nelle Ward, Julia Way, Esther Weber, Grace Whiting, Evelyn Woodley, Olive Wimer, Catherine Wine, Floried Wilson, May Louise Weber, Doris Wilson, Edith Waybright, Waybright, Anna K. Wilson, Peggy Williams, Martha Zacavish, Ann Mae ff? qv ,I goa Ax i - A .X-2-,- JUNIOR HONOR ROLL THE FOLLOXVING JENIORS HAD A SEMESTER AVERAGE OF 9096 OR MORE IN EACH SUBJECT Alberta Annon joe Folio Ivan Frantz THE FOLLOVVING JUNIORS HAD 9012 OR MORE IN ALI, SUBJECTS FOR IJERIODS INDICATED Alberta Annon l, 2. 3, 4 Thomas Marano 4 VViln1a Lee Conrad 2. 3. 4 Evelene Miller 3 George Goff 3 james Parrill 4 joe Folio l, 2, 3 Marie Rolland 2, 3 Ivan Frantz I, 2, 4 lQucille Summers 3 Myrtle Elizabeth Holden 2, 3, 4 Anna Katherine VVaybright 2, 3, 4 Mary Kincheloe 2 THE FOLLOVVING JUNIOR5 HAD 90? OR MORE IN ALI. MAjOR SUBJECTS FOR PERIODS INDICATED Margaret Davisson 3. 4 liroo-ks Luzader 3 Anna Marie Golden 4 julia VVard 3 Myrtle Elizabeth Holden l Martha VVillia1ns l, 2, 3, 4 Florence Highland l. 2, 3. 4 THE FOLLOVVING .IUNIORS HAD AN .XVERAGE OF 9027 OR MORE FOR PER IC JDS INDICATED jenneth Bartlett 3. 4 Catherine Mattiford 1, 2 Margaret Davisson l. 2, 3, 4 Evelene Miller I, 4 joe Folio 4 -lanies Parrill 2, 3 VVanza Frame 1, 2, 3, 4 Lucille Rago 4 Ivan Frantz 3 Nellie Reynolds l, 3 Chesley Fruni 3. 4 Marie Rolland I, 4 George Goff 2, 4 Roger Romano 2, 4 Anna Marie Golden 1, 2, 3, 4 Edward Xlvllfliliill Z Florence Highland l, 2. 3. 4 julia VVard 3, 4 Myrtle Elizabeth Holden l Anna Katherine VVaybright l Mary Kincheloe I, 3 Donald Wliite 2 Brooks Luzader 3 Martha Willialiis 1, 2, 3, 4 Thomas Marano 2, 3 Anna Mae Zacavish 3, 4 Fifty O O , - I-1 ffffy-mm .x 5 L SOPHOMORE ROLL Alexander, Jamie Abruzzino, John Francis Alfred, Joe Alvaro, Fred Breedlove, Don Baney, Julius Bragg, Denver Bland, Robert Bolte-, Jay Brown, Charles Barrow, Walter Brown, Paul Cogar, Manfred Clemans, Stanley Cole, Chester Call, James Henry, Julian Howe-ll, David Humphrey, Jack Harker, Harold Hollar, John Holden, Fred Henisse, Joseph Hess, Frederick Holt, Kermit Hinds, Kenneth Helmick, Stanley Houston, Carl Hughes, George- Joy, Edwin Johnson, Luther, Jr. , James, Billy Jenkins, Chester Julian, Alex Nicholas, Davener Nutter, Edwin Oliverio, Pete Pritchard, William Paletta, John Parker, Robert Postlethwaite, Charles Pickens, John Reed, Jack Ross, William Ramage, Tom Rice, Vaughn Ramella, Albert Rule, David Romano, Louie Redden, Calvin Randolph, Chester Randolph, Vance SOPHOMORE BOYS GROUP I. Cottrill, Robert Cottrill, William Castello, Anthony Crouso, Orville Kermit Crumit, John Cain, Grady Corder, Woodrow Delbridge, William Duncan, James Drummand, Lowell Davis, Paul Dawson, John Degler, Maynard Duncan, Harless Engle, Blaine Fleming, Hubert GROUP II. King, Earl Kettering, James Klyza, Bernard King, Richard Myron Klyza Bernard Keister, Robert Law, Paul Lynch, Paul LeMasters, Wilson Limbers, Winfred Langfitt, Frank Lunter, Albert Livingstone, John Lopetz, John Livingstone, Bobby Liskey, Richard Lemley, Lugh GROUP III. Ross, Ronald Smith, Richard Smith Leon Stealey, Jim Sourbourne, Patrick Seckman, William Schneider, Robert. Stewart, Frederick Starkey, Harold Semanak, John Smith, James Sands, John Sheltman, Harry Stockwell, Robert Supler, William Sutton, Richard Taylor, Clifford Toompas, Charles lffffjl-fI7lll' Francis, Hayward Funderburk, Milly Fiora, James Genin, Alphonse Garrett, Denzel Goodwin, Richard. Greynolds, Hoy Gray, Wannie Griffith, Kenneth Garrett, Ray Gainer, Brooks Golden, Earl Goodwin, Pete Gribble, James Greene, William Lopez Rudolph Moore, Robert Mundell, Rex Murphy, Charles Mowrey, John Mulligan, Charles McCaughley, Carver McKiernon, Emory Madden, Harold Martin, William Manley, Robert Lee Miller, Martin Page Miller, William Edward Mackall, Wayne Moore, Kenneth Means, Fred Talkington, Walter Vore, Claude Vore, Kenneth Valdeck, Nick Warfield, Thomas Williams, Richard White, Edgar Wilcox, Richard Wells, Charles Webb, Harry Winters, Willis Wooddell, James Wolfe, George White, James Williams, Sam Young, Jack fx- OQOQ-, .fso -1 Atzrodt, Rebecca Auten, Audrey Ashland, Helen Babb, Ann Bayne, Marian Brown, Leeru Buzzard, Betty Baltzley, Marguerite Burgess, Mary Brown, Arlene Bartlett, Madge Bracey, Eleanor Brown, Kathryn Baasch, Rebecca Brandli, Mary Berry, Margaret Bush, Madge Brown, Thelma Alice Clemm, Matilda Camp, Flora Camp, Freda Hess, Jean Hornor, Barb-ara Hannah, Pauline Hess, Wilda Holdsworth, Elvena Harrison, Sue Harvey, Vivian Henricks, Margaret Hoffman, Helen Hornor, Elizabeth Hull, Orpha Hudkins, Elaine Heater, Mildred Horton, Ruth Hudkins, Alta Hunter, India Hemsworth, Frances Nicodemus, Mary Nutter, Thelma Susan Nutter, Wilda Nichols, Edith Ohlam, Eleanor Ohlman, Jane Oldroyd, Helen Pick, Maxine Phillips, Frances Pritchard, Winifred Rowe, Myrle Rago, Rosa Rosenshine, Frances Root, Maxine Snyder, Evelyn Stuart, Genevieve Schulte, Mary Frances .2.,: ls ...i- SOPHOMORE GIRLS GROUP I. Callighan, Carolyn Christie, Geneva Callis, Mary Lou Cowgill, Virginia Agnes Crouso, Wynnone Jane Crouso, Zita Jane Collins, Autude Call, Margaret Coburn, Kathryn Cool, Pauline Cuckler, Mary Conlon, Margaret Clooper, Mary Ann Coffman, Julia Daniel, Mary Douglas, Edith Danley, Mary Louise Duckworth, Ruth Davis, Frances DeCamp, Mary Jean Davis, Eleanor GROUP II. Hall, Maxine Hilda O Huff, Georgia Valeria Isner, Louise Jackson, Helen Jones, Laura' Mae Jackson, Eleanor Kellerman, Emma Kyle, Ella Grace Krosmico, Anna Linger, Hazel Lawson, Genelda Lively, Roena Linger, Elinore Loria, Sadie Lawson, Mara Etta LePan, Amelia Grace Mick, Lois M GROUP III. Shields, Geneva Shrum, Brownie Smith, Jean Spurlock, Helen Swisher, Pauline Smith, Margaret Jean Swiger, Josephine Stevens, Kathryn Smith, Thelma Short, Arline Selkirk, Geraldine Shahan, Lillian Squires, Tensie Saas, Margaret Siers, Ruth Swiger, Leola Smith, Frances l if!,1f-fivw Davis, Margaret Deison, Mildred Douglas, Gladys Dovtson, Leola Gaile Fiora, Jennie Freeman, Olive Fittro, Estelle Flanagan, Edith Virginia Farrar, Betty Lee Fetchero, Mary Geppert, Dionis Gregory, Wilma Gango, Helen Gulas, Catherine George, Doris Guthrie, Marjory Grimm, Amy Lee Goodwin, Mary Garrett, Dorotha Myer, Ruth Martin, Mary Miller, Pauline Matheny, Bonnie Menard, Virginia Mazza, Flora March, Jennie McGahan, Mary Virginia Mlatheny, Elaine McCartney, Madeline MacEwen, Jean , Matheny, Genevieve McGregor, Margaret Mowre-y, Xenia Blanche McClung, Juanita Martino, Sarah MacFarlane, Ruth Sizer, Greta Mae Talbott, Jean Tetrick, Margaret Ann Urchak, Flexie Vannoy, Mary Elizabeth Wilson, Mary Lou Ward, Jane Ward, Pauline Willett, Fannie Westfall, Virginia Ward, Grace Wimer, Madelyn Woodburn, Maude Wright, Margery Warman, Alberta Wuchner, Genevieve Young Josephine A- 3,0 -, SOPHOMORE HONOR ROLL IHE FOLLOVVING SOPHOMORES HAD A SEMESTER AVERAGE OF 9026 OR MORE IN EACH SUBJECT Audrey Auten Lois Mick Julia Coffman Chester Randolph Mary Jean DeCamp IHE EOLLOVVING SOPHOMORES HAD 90? OR MORE IN ALL SUB- JECTS EOR PERIODS INDICATED Audrey Auten l, 2, 3, 4 Marguerite Baltzley 2, 3, 4 Eleanor Bracey 4 Paul Brown 2, 3, 4 Julia Coffman l Mary Jean DeCamp l, 2, 3, 4 Helen Gango l Amy Lee Grimm 3 Kenneth Hinds 2, 3, 4 Elizabeth Ann Hornor 3 James Kettering 3 Harold Madden 2 Lois Mick l, 2, 4 Chester Randolph l, 3 David Rule 2, 3 ,Jean Smith 2, 3, 4 Margaret Ann Tetrick l, 2 Margery VVright 3 IHE EOLLOVVING SOPHOMORES HAD 90? OR MORE IN ALL MAJOR SUBJECTS EOR PERIODS INDICATED Marguerite Baltzley I India Hunter 2 Kathryn Brown l, 2 Lois Mick 3 Dionis Geppert 3, 4 Jean Talbot 3 Amy Lee Grimm 4 FOLLOVVING SOPHOMORES HAD AN AVERAGE OF 9026 OR MORE FOR PERIODS INDICATED Rebecca Atzrodt Z, 3 Marguerite Baltzley l Eleanor Bracey l, 2, 3 Kathryn Brown l, 2, 3 Paul Brown I Leeru Brown 4 Betty Buzzard 1, 2. 3, Julia Coffman 2, 3. 4 Mary Ann Cooper 2, 4 Olive Freeman 3 ' Helen Gango 2, 3, 4 Denzel Garrett 4 Dionis Geppert 2, 3. 4 Amy Lee Grimm 2, 4 Kenneth Hinds l Elizabeth Ann Hornor I, 2, 4 Louise Isner 3 Billy James I, 4 Chester Jenkins 2 James Kettering l, 2 Jean MacEwen I, 2, 3 Harold Madden 1, 3, 4 Genevieve Matheny 2 Elaine Matheny I, 2 Madeline McCartney 2, 3, 4 Lois Mick 3 Kenneth Moore I, 2, 3, 4 Chester Randolph 2, 4 David Rule 4 Richard Smith 2, 3, 4 Jeon Talbot I, 3, 4 Margaret Ann Tetrick 3 Margery XVright l, 2, 4 Fiffy-.rim A- igw. -, .fm V . V w g I-1'-ff fx'-112111 PRESHMAN RQLL Abeinko, John Ackerman, Henry Adams, Junior Allen, Leonard Charles Alexander, Cooke Anderson, Raymond Arnett, William Ayers, Robert Baber, Powhattan FRESHMEN BOYS GROUP I. Bacchus, Jack Barrow, Paul Bell, Miles Benninger, Archie Bartlett, George Blackwell, Dawson Bland, Junior Bohensky, Stanley Boyles, Jack Six fy Boyles, John Brandli, Willard Burgess, Billy Brown, Harold Callighan, James Callicoait, Junior Carson, Shirley Carmichael, Delmar Caplan, Sheldon 44 Z Q Caulkins, Frank Coyne, Arthur Castello, Raymond Cody, Sam Craig, Robert Cava, Alex Coffindaffer, Wade Cross, Ralph Davis, Enoch Arden Coffindaffer, Abram Cunningham, Jack Dunham, Charles Condry, Joseph Connor, Roy Daugherty, Archie Cone, Dennis Carpcr, David Davisson, Leonard Constantini, Stanley Carder, Bernard Davisson, Junior Corbett, Stanford Carson, Dennis Deem, Gilbert Cork, Herbert Carter, William Davis, Naaman GROUP II. Eneix, Charles Gore, Billy Kacines, William Fawley, Dorsey Gribbel, Robert Kaesburg, Harold Feather, Lawrence Gosney, Woodrow Keller, Charles Feeney, Charles Halcums, Carrol Kelly, Robert Felton, Bernard Hall, Dick Kennedy, Harold Glen: Farris, Sam Hall, Robert Kershner, Carl Fleming, Robert Harrick, John Knapp, Leeman Flesher, John Harvey, Jack Lancaster, James Folio, John Hefner, Charles Lantz, Charles Folio, Marco Hite, Alfred Law, Robert in Folio, Sam Hickman, Roy Low, Robert Fordyce, Garland Honce, Joe Livingstone, Stanley Founds, Ronald Israel, Chester Louchery, Dan Fragale, Frank Iams, Lyman Lowther, Pickford Freeman, Russell Jackson, Thomas Luzader, Everett Frenzel, Richmond Jacobs, Daniel Lynch, Harold Frum, Robert Johnson, Leake Lester, Roy - Frush, Marvin Johnston, James Lucht, Alvin Gray, Woodrow Jones, Marshall Lewis, Harry GROUP III. Moore, Robert Moran, Tony Price, Robert Eugene Manacino, Frank Morrison, Lester Price, William Marano, John Mullen, John Raikes, Jack Marano-, Tony Musser, William Randolph, Forest Marschall, Charles Moore, Wallace Randolph, Lloyd Martin, Junior Oliverio, Jimmie Joseph Raschella, Alfred Martz, Frederick Pollock, George Reager, William Mattiford, Jack Patsy, Sam Redden, Milo McClain, Earl Patton, Leland Rice, Paul Miles, Frank Peet, Wilbur Richards, Robert Miller, Robert Pence, Dale Richards, Lindley Jr. Miley, Robert Pierce, Edward Ranoff Riddle, C-harles Mines, Harvey Pierce, Jack Roberts, Elwin Mitchell, Franklin Poinwasy, Mitchell Roda, Louie Mitchell, Robert Poulicos, Paul Roger, James Moccia, Virgil Powell, William Rooney, John Moral, Paul Pratt, Darrell GROUP IV. Spencer, Billy Sanchez, Manuel Shockey, Arney Seabolt, Roy Sheets, Joe Simons, Byron Sixty-ww - O - I ff-'Q , , l '41 X 5 Skinner, Robert Sloan, Robert Smith, Charles Smith, Robert Sotirakis, Pete Stewart, Clyde Stiefelmaier, Charles Stone, Jack Sturm, Bobby Summers, Howard Morgan Swick, Carl Swisher, Junior Switzer, Roy Talerico, Anthony Tayler, Richard Adamek, Helen Anderson, Wilma Ankeny, Miriam Ash, Jean Ankrom, Evelyn Bartasewish, Anne Bartlett, Veneta Bateman, Frances Bateman, Judy Bennett, Helen Bitonti, Victoria Boughner, Jane Brown, Opal Burnett, Caroline Feather, Ocelia Feeney, Martha Femia, Julia Ferguson, Lota Folio, Evelyn Fragele, Mildred Frances, Helen Freeman, Castoline Fragele, Virginia Godfrey, Mary Grantano, Theresa Green, Cassie Gregoire, Dorothea Gregory, Mildred Gumm, Mary Gronomeyer, Betty as - LL Thorpe, Sterline Tutwiler, Robert Toompos, James Tiano, Tony Vini, Alex Viller, Jimmy Walters, Orest Wacowski, Walter Waddell, Dick Wallace, Alfred Walters, Robert Watkins, Eugene Welling, Boyd Emmit White, Herbert White, Louis FRESHMEN GIRLS GROUP I. Burr, Evelyn Callighan, Helen Campbell, Margaret Cann, Angeline Canfield, Sylvia Capan, Florence Casto, Zella Chambers, Virginia Chapman, Susie Curotz, Helen Coffindaffer, Josephine Coffman, Blanche Copenhaver, Mary Cottrill, Kathryn GROUP II. Heater, Roxie Hetterman, Marjorie Hess, Lois May Hill, Genevieve Hoover, Glendaline Husovsky, Margaret Heiman, Leona Iaquinta, Rose Marie Iaquinta, Rosa Innamorata, Virginia Innamorata, Angeline Jackson, Clarice Jackson, Maxine Jacobs, Lela Merle James, Zenia Lorraine Johnson, Marjorie .Sixty-two O O White, Robert Williams, Howard Williams, Robert Wilson, Donald Randolph Windon, Gordon Wilson, Mark Wilson, William Wolverton, Charles Woolard, Henry Wright, James Welling, Bernard Ziegler, Bill Zinn, Melvin Cowgill, May Cox, Violet Cozad, Mary Curotz, Mary Curotz, Rose Dawson, Arline Dornbush, June Douglas, Martha Douglas, Ruth Mildred Downs, Virginia Drummond, Eva Drew, Dorothy Jones, Julia Julian, Arline Kantak, Mary Keener, Maxine Kember, Kathryn Kyle, Caroline LePon, Josephine Linger, Artola Liston, Lucille K Livingstone, Mildred Long, Dorothy Loria, Catherine Lowe, Ruth Lynch, Barbara Lymer, Virginia ff-N5 A Madden, Ruth Martin, Josephine Martino, Lena Mason, Helen Mathias, Mary Maxwell, Jean Mawyer, Elizabeth McCay, Sara McGregor, Kathryn McGuire, Bonita McIntyre, Julia Miller, Annabelle Miller, Bethel Mills, Rosemary Moccia, Mary Moran, Mary Morris, Martha Lee Moore, Betty Sappington, Ruth Sayler, Norine Sayre, Eleanor Scott, Gladys Shack, Stella Shiplett, Mary Shrum, Genevieve Smith, Audra ' Smith, Mary Louise Smith, Naomi Smith, Sara Snyder, Virgie Rose Stealey, Alice Stealey, Ann Stealey, Martha Jane Stuart, Frances GROUP III. Mulligan, Beulah Musgrave, Mary Myers, Helen Null, Blanche Nutter, Thelma Oldham, Edith Oliverio, Alvedo O'Neal, Callie Osborn, Jane Linn Pritchard, Evelyn Painter, Eleanore Parker, Anna Louise Perry, Alba Phillips, Allene Phillips, Kathleen Phillips, Mary Ellen Plakotari, Mary Post, Clioreta GROUP IV. Summerville, Ruth Shields, Mary Smith, Irene Stealey, Virginia Simons, Ella Ruth Tharp, Thelma , Thompson, Arlowine Tonkin, Mary Turner, Madaline Tutwiler, Ethel Virginia Tanney, Ruth Umberger, Charlotte Vernon, Mary Ellen Williamson, Mildred Wadsworth, Pauline Walls, Juanita 5-i.l'f,V-fhl'L'rf Post, Peggy Powell, Barbara Poynter, Evelyn Post, Kathryn Proudfoot, Roberta Petrigac, Margaret Radcliffe, Elaine Randolph, Mildred Reed, Arline Vera Rhodes, Imogene Riblett, Elizabeth Robinson, Belva Rogers, Edith Rogers, Mary Virginia Roland, Margaret Romano, Argie Rogers, Mary Elizabeth Robertson, Wilma Watson, Evelyn Waybright, Jane Weber, Lorraine Williams, Virginia Wells, Eleanor Lou Williams, Luetta Willison, Sallie- Alice Wilson, Doris Jane Wiseman, Eva Workman, Katherine Woodson, Thelma Yeager, Genevieve Yocco, Lucille Zeitz, Lorna Zeitz, Wanda Zinn, June g v gg.. 'I 'fQZ,. FRESHMAN HONOR ROLL IHE FOLLOVVING FRESI-IMEN HAD A SEMESTER AVERAC I' Ol 90? OR MORE IN EACH SUBJECT VVilliam Carter Barbara Lynch IHE FOLLOVVING FRESHMEN HAD 90? OR MORL IN ALI SLB JECTS FOR PERIODS INDICATED Helen Bennett 2. 3, 4 Barbara Lynch 2, 3 4 Virginia Brown 2, 4 Martha Lee Morris 4 Florence Caplan 4 Anne Stealey 3 VVilliam Carter 2, 3. 4 Virginia Stealey 2. 3 4 Robert Craig 2. 3 James VVright 4 Mary Godfrey 4 lHE FOLLOVVING FRESHMEN HAD 90? OR MORE IN AI L M AJOR MAJOR SUBJECTS FOR PERIODS INDICAIED Florence Caplan 2. 3 Mary Tonkin 2 Virginia Downs 1, 3 Pauline VVadsworth 3 4 Mary Godrey 3 Virginia VVilliams 2 3 4 Barbara Lynch l Donald Wilson 4 Edith Oldham 3, 4 Katherine XAIOTRIIIELII I 2 3 4 Elwin Roberts 3, 4 James Wrig'ht 2, 3 4 THE FOLLOVVING FRESHMEN HAD AN AVERAGL Ol 90? OR MORE FOR PERIODS INDICATED Vineta Bartlett 4 Florence Caplan 1, 3 David Carper 2, 3 Williain Carter 1 Robert Craig 4 Virginia Downs 1 Mary Godfrey 2 , 3 Mildred Gregory 3. 4 Ruth Lowe 3, 4 Barbara Lynch I, 3.4 Martha Lee Morris 2, 3 Betty Moore 2 Edith Oldham 2, 3,4 Mary Ellen Phillips 4 George Pollock 3 Anne Stealey 2, 4 Virginia Stealey 1 Buddy Sturm 4 Charlotte Umbergei 2 3 4 Pauline VVadsworth 2 3 4 Jane VVaybright Z, 3 4 Richard Waclclell 2 Virginia VVilliams 3 4 Donald VVilson 1, 2 3 Katherine VVorkman 2 James VV right 2, 3 Sixty-fazrr A- iq.Q. -, A1 4 1 4 1 5 1 l 4 I -1 1- A P TRACK 1931 The interclass track meet opened the 1931 season. The juniors walked away with the meet. Combs was high point man. Bohensky, pride of the Juniors, set a new record when he threw the javelin 154 feet 8 inches. The next week VVashington Irving went to Elkins and placed third in the Monongahela Valley invitation meet scoring 202 points. Combs led the Hilltop- pers, scoring with a first in the high hurdles, second in the hundred, and a tie for third in the broad jump, also running on the shuttle and mile relay teams, both of which took first place. Currence took third in the high hurdles and Cottrill took third in the mile. In the Big Ten meet at Morgantown, Washiiigtoii Irving took second place, scoring 35 points. The Hilltoppers got five first places: Combs winning the high liurdlesg Cottrill, the mile, Bohensky, the javeling and the mile and shuttle relay teams placing first. Three new track records were made when the Hilltoppers won the sectional meet. Combs ran the high hurdles in 16 and 4f5 seconds. Corbin, Pennsboro, heaved the shot 47 feet 7 inches and Rupp. of Grafton, tossed the discus 120 feet 3 inches. VVashington Irving scored 68 points to 44 for Grafton, who finished second. VVashington Irving qualified a full team of twelve men and three over. Men qualifying for the state meet were: Captain Combs, Funderburk, P. Brown, Cot- trill. Muscari, Currence, Pepper, Harrison, Haddox, Bohensky, Drummond, Tricot, Robinson, Brown, and Graham. A The Hilltoppers scored 6 points in the state meet against some of the most brilliant track talent ever assembled in the state. Combs took fourth in the high hurdles and third in the 440. Cottrill finished fifth in the one mile run. Bob Graham was elected captain for the 1932 season. The most promising men for next year are: Bohensky, Drummond, Graham, Funderburk, Caplan, Harrison, Muscari, and Tricot. Sivty-sem ll - QOQ. ,, ,,,Nfn'--1'm11'1ve-: v-f-1?..., ' liicharcl H. 'lalho Trunk Coazrfz 'llracla Squad l93l Richard H. Talbott Richarcl H. 'llalliott has been coach ol track and assistant coach ol foothall ancl hasketliall since l927. His track teams have won the majority of their meets anal. he- cause of this lact. interest in track has in- creasecl each year since his arrival. Hav- ing charge of the reserve football ancl hasliethall teams. he trains the men lor the places left vacant hy the players who grarl- uate. Coach 'l'alhott's splenrlitl work pro- clnces experienced material from which Coach llite has heen ahle to nioulcl the teams that represent llasliingtoii Irving. .S'f.i'ty-i:i4g'hf .f X, f me ff L-f-' .. , ,ff , .3 ,I , 'f' ' ,. x ,, v, V - ,- ,.f,,vg,,f XX c V' 1 V f , ,. i. wif X rgfawfv---haf, 'GPU'-'f'1f 114-pos.,-., f ' '- 'te '11, - t .. ' 1 ,,,, ' 1 ,474 4341, if f 1 Si K 1111111111111 511111111 1 1.11 Clay 13. H119 L'111y 13. 11116 1111s 116611 1J11'QC111l' 111 AX111- 1Cf1K'S 111111 111lllC11 111 111111112111 111111 1111P11X,CA1111l11 111 XY11s11111g11111 1l'Y1l1g' 511166 1921. 12VL'I'f' 16111 116 11ZlS 111111611 11111 1161111116 1111111111 1611111s. 111211, 1111111111611 11111 1'16111111111s 111 1111 111611 g111116s, Zl1W2lj'S g'11V6 6v61y111111g 11lL'j' 111111. 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Herbert Sloan .... Robert Graham ,Y john Bohensky .... Audley Wolfe ..., Leonard Lawrence ,,,,.r,,.... Anthony M uscari ...,,,r,,,,... Drexel Poynter .,ll., ....,Y. Frank Belt .....V. Eudora Tricot .... VVillard Coyner ,,,,.. ,r..,., Frank Romano .,., Carl Ramella ...... Edward Merchant Edward Degler ,, James Call .,,....... Fred Holden Alex Cava ...,....,.,, VVilliam Owens, Manager Paul Reed, Manager FOOTBALL STATISTICS POSITION YEARS ON SQUAD Hal fback fcj Center .....,.....,., 3 End ..,..,,t,,,, ,.l.... 2 Haliback ..... ...,,.. 2 Halfback .,.,, l.t,.., 2 Fullback .,,., t.,.,., 2 Tackle .tr,. Tackle ..... Guard .,.,. Center .... . Guard ..... Guard ,.,., End ..,..,... Guard ,,,,. End ......... Guard ...,....w 9 YEAR IN SCI-1001. WEIGHT Senior ,............... ..t.... Senior ...,.. ,,,..,, Senior ....., ,,,,,,, Senior ...,., .,..... Senior ..t,,. t...... Senior Senior ,t,,,. ,,.,,,, Senior .,.t,, ....,,, Senior Senior .,.... ..,,... Senior tt,.A. ....V.V Senior t,..., ...,... Senior ,t.... ...V.V, junior ,,..., ...,,.. junior junior ...... ,,,w,.. 165 169 155 145 156 145 165 192 145 155 145 158 140 165 152 144 H2llflJ3Ck ,,,...,......,,... 1 JL111i01' ,.,.,.,,, YAY,,,w 1 36 Qtlzlftefbrlck .........-.. 1 Sophomore ..... ..,.... 1 55 Tackle ............ ....... 3 Sophomore ...., ,w...Y, 1 65 Hal fback .,,t,,,. ...,... 1 Freshman ....... ....... 1 47 Charles Coston. I-Iead Ciheerleader DATI2 September 25 October 2 .... October 10 .. October 17 W. October 23 .. October 30 .. November 6 November 14 November 21 Totals ..... 1 SCHEDULE w. I. OPPONENT 33 Lumberport 0 0 Fairmont ..,,,.. ,.., . 19 6 Grafton O 33 Buckhannon O 20 Shinnston 7 21 Roosevelt-VVilson 19 13 Morgantown ..,.tt,,,, , ..1,. 12 6 VVeston .........1,c,.... ,.1c , 7 O Victory 19 7 S3 .......,.13! .34 vfnlzfv-fri' 'X A, 9'Q'Qo,, ,,f2W ri - fr F get RESUME OF FOOTBALL SEASGN XN'ith six victories and three defeats the Hilltoppers had a successful season except for the loss to Victory which was not at all indicative of the Hitemen's strength. The Gold and Hlue had a strong backfield behind a moderately strong line which at times showed swrprising strengzth. liarle Orme, Nkillard Coyner, and Carl Ramella held down the end positions this year and did a fine job of it. Orme gained All-State Honorable Mention by his fine punting which many times proved the deciding factor in a VVashington Irving victory. Fred Holden and Leonard Lawrence. as tackles. gave a good account of them- selves. Both were big men and could stop most of the line drives of their opponents. liudore Tricot, Frank Belt, and lid Merchant together with Frank Romano, .Xnthony Nluscari, and Audley VVolfe. who alternated at tackle and guard, were the Vvashington Irving guards for the season. Frank Romano received All-State Honorable Mention for his fine work as guard. The centers were Co-Captain Chauncey Cooper and Drexel Poynter, Cooper was badly injured in the Fairmont game and Poynter filled his position capably for most of the season as Cooper did not return to active service until the last few games of the season. The backfield this year consisted of john Bohensky, fullback: Robert Graham, Alex Cava, and Edward Degler, halfbacks: james Call, quarterback: and Co- Captain Alvin Merendino and Herbert Sloan alternating at fullback and halfback. Merendino still suffered from an old injury but played some fine games. Frank Martino, end, and Brooks Gainer, back, were injured early in the season and were unable to play again. Both were hard fighters and would have given a good account of themselves if they had continued throughout the season. The lettermen left for next year are Ramella, Holden, Merchant, Romano. Cava and Call. Fred Holden and Frank Romano as Co-Captains will lead the Gold and Blue ranks for the coming year. LLTM BERPORT Launching their 1931 season the Hilltoppers swamped Lumberport 33-O. The team was still much in the rough but showed all the ear marks of developing into a smooth working combination. The first touchdown came early in the game when Hess, of Lumberport. fumbled a punt. XYhen the Hilltop attack bogged down on the lS-yard line, Call flipped a pass to Orme for the score. lmmediately after getting their hands on the ball, the Hitemen scored again on two passes, Call to Graham, when their line plays were stopped cold. Late in the second quarter Coyner intercepted a pass to sprint sixty-five yards for a touchdown and on the next kickol f VV. l. recovered a Lumiberpori .S'rvw'11f-if-th rn' 6 9490 J ANZ..- FX i, X M a A fumble on the 6-yard line. Two plunges lay IVIerendino yielded the coveted score. Call kicked two of the extra points and Graham scored one on a pass. Cava and Call, two new comers to the VYashington Irving ranks, performed creditalnly and the veterans, Graham and Merendino, turned in fine games. F.XIRMONT ' VV2lSl1lllglOl1 Irving put the Fairmont game on the red side of the column O-19. The I-Iitemen, playing under lights for the first time, proved themselves to he a real Hilltop team. They fought to the last ditch and only the superior strength of the Polar Bears finally overcome them. Co-Captain Cooper was so lxadly injured in the first few minutes of play that his services were lost to the Hitemen until late in the season. 'Frank Martino. who was turning in a fine game at end, broke his wrist and was forced out for the remainder of the season and Holi Graham also received injuries which kept him out of several games. At the end of the first period Fairmont had just made a first clown on the Hilltop 17, and early in the second quarter by a series of line bucks the Polar Bears scored their first touchdown. The third quarter was scoreless hut the last ten minutes of play resulted in two touchdowns for Fairmont. The first was clue to a straight march from the lVashington Irving 40-yard line and the second the result of an intercepted pass lay Nuzum of Fairmont. Poynter, Romano. and Tricot turned in fine defensive games for the Gold and Blue. GRAFTON Vkfashington Irving lmarely squeezed through to a victory over Grafton, 6-O. The Hilltoppers suffered a let-down from their splendid play in the Fairmont game and won only hy a lucky lxreak. Grafton outfought the Hitemen from start to finish garnering eight first downs to Vlfashington Irving's two. Late in the fourth quarter Call heavecl a pass to Orme for the only score of the game. The only bright spot of the whole contest was Orme's punting. His long boots kept Grafton constantly in their own territory in spite of their con- sistent gains. BUCKHANNON On their only scoring spree of the year the Hilltoppers trounced Buck- hannon 38-O. Although it took two quarters for the Gold and Blue to warm up. they unleashed a furious drive in the second half that rolled up a total of five touchdowns. The score at the end of the first half was 6-O. the Hitemen having negotiated a lone touchdown in the second period. Sewenfy-fn ln' fs- QOQOQ-, .fm N! 5 'e - Towards the middle of the second quarter Bohensky, Sloan, and Merendino carried the ball to the shadow of l3uckhannon's goal where Merendino plunged across for the marker. After an exchange of punts in the third quarter, Sloan scored on a reverse around left end. The third touchdown was the result of a steady march down the field, Merendino scoring his second touchdown of the game. Cava furnished the longest run of the day when he broke loose and sprinted eighty-five yeards for the first touchdown of the final period. liohensky scored two more on intercepted passes when Buckhannon attempted to score through the aerial route. Call booted two perfect placements for the only points after touch- down. SHINNSTON VVashington Irving marked up another game on the right side of the ledger when they defeated Shinnston 20-7. After spotting Shinnston a touchdown, the Hilltop machine rolled over three markezrs in the first half and knocked off work for the rest of the day. Spurred on by the sudden show of aggressiveness on Shinnston's part the Hitemen proceeded to carry the ball to their own Z5-yard line. Shinnston recov- ered a bad pass from VV. l.'s center but immediately lost possession of the ball on their own 20-yard line. After two plays Bohensky bucked over for the score. First quarter, Shinnston 7: VV. l. 7. The second quarter resulted in two touchdowns for the Gold and Blue: one when the Hitemen marched ,from their own 42-yard line to Shinnston's goal and another resulted when Cava circled Sl'1l11l1SlIOl1'S right end behind perfect interfer- ence after Shinnston had lost the ball on a fumble. Cava turned in a fine game, his brilliant running being one of the outstand- ing features of the day. Sloan also counted up a lot of yardage in some beautiful off tackle slants. Playing with a torn ear, Bohensky, at fullback, was on the ball every minute and recovered several fumbles for XN'ashington lrving. RCDOSIQVELT-XYTLSK JN XYashington Irving just pulled out a victory Zl-19 over a scrappy Roosevelt- VVilson team. Only the superb punting of Orme kept the Teddy-VVoody team from the Hilltoppers goal line. The game was bitterly fought and one of the most exciting of the whole year. Two line bucks by Merendino for extra points provided the Hiten1en's winning margin. Roosevelt-VVilson scored in the first three minutes of play on a pass which caught the Hilltop defense napping. VVashington lrving then drove down the field and Cava went over for the Gold and l5lue's first touchdown. Call kicked the extra point making the score 7-6. 56116111.11-yf iwu T - fs- Q... -1 .f-nf'-F -,l..i.l.l- - -I x A After recovering a fumbled W. l. punt. Roosevelt-VVilson scored on another drive and made the extra point on a pass. Again the Hitemen rose to the occasion. A pass, Merendino to Cava. over R.-VV.'s goal line and a buck for extra point hy Merendino made the score l4-13 as the half ended. Shortly after the second half opened Orme kicked out of hounds on the Presidents' one-yard line. A poor punt gave the Hitemen the ball on the thirty- yard marker and Merendino proceeded to drive over for a touchdown. He scored again on a plunge for extra point, The score was Zl-l3. VV. l.'s favor. The Presidents pulled a trick out of the bag on the next kickoff and after several plays Smith of R.-XN., on a delayed buck, eluded the whole Hilltop defense to score on a 30-yard run. The try for point failed. This finished Roosevelt- VVilson's drive and the game ended with VVashington lrving on the long end of the score. V To Kingy Merendino goes the lion's share of the victory. His consistent line bucking gained many hadly needed yards for the Hilltoppers. M ORGA NTK 'WV N The Hilltoppers marked down another on the right side of the ledger when they defeated Morgantown 13-12. The game was the most colorful of the year. Morgantown's fifty piece hand and Washiiigtoii lrvingls Senior Day provided an impressive display. This game marked the resumption of athletic relations hc- tween W. l. and Morgantown. ln the first quarter Morgantown scored on an intercepted pass and failed to add the extra point. Following this, Call heavecl a pass to Cava who crossed the goal for the first Hilltop touchdown. The try for point failed. On taking the kick off in the second half Cava and Merendino slashed up the field on a sixty-five yard march which resulted in Cava again crossing the Morgantown goal. Call kicked the placement and the score was 13-6, W'ashington Irving. Morgantown would not he downed and scored on a pass after an exchange of punts. Drexel Poynter, center on the Hilltop team, blocked the kick which might have tied the score and the game ended with VVashington Irving pounding the Morgantown line. Splendid hall carrying hy Merendino and Cava, fine punting hy Orme, and the work of Holden at tackle, were major factors in the Hilltop victory. VVESTON Westciii nosed out VVashington Irving in a last minute rally 7 -6. The teams were so evenly matched that the team getting the most breaks won the game. The play the first period see-sawed up and down the field with the Hilltoppers in possession of the hall on VVes.ton's Zl-yard line as the quarter ended. ,Nt the ASlt'7fL'l1f'1'-.S'f.l' ffm- .QOQOQ-I .ffQ -X o C -T beginning of the second quarter a pass, Bohensky to Cava, put the ball o-n VVeston's four. Rohensky plunged across for the touchdown. Call's kick for extra point was wide. During the second half the Hitemen threatened Westo11's goal twice but intercepted passes stopped these drives. Twice Cava had a clear field before him but slipped and fell. VV ith three minutes to go in the fourth quarter, VVeston, on a delayed pass, put the ball on Washintoii Irving's 12-yard line. Two plunges put the ball on the Hilltop seven yard marker and a decision by the referee advanced it to the Vflashington Irving two-yard line with twenty-eight seconds to play. From this point VVeston went around left end for the coveted score. VVeston kicked a perfect placement for the winning point. Cava, Graham, and Bohensky carried the burden of the Hilltop offensive while Lawrence and Holden were outstanding in the line. VICTORY ln the City Championship game Washingtoin Irving fell before the onslaught of Victory 19-O. After displaying a world of fight the first quarter, the Hilltop team seemed to lose all the spirit it had and the only question was how many touchdowns Victory could push across before the final whistle blew. The West Enders scored touchdowns in the second. third, and fourth quarters displaying a fine brand of ball throughout the whole game. tS'u1.'wzty-seven , cfs, q. .Qi,, . E r Fi I 5 i ,of Q0 If nf ,:Vq:, 5,::, . A ff: , Q4 -, .,,,., 'K Jids NW, 'ws' WW if vs SEQ, Wm gsm.. swab w gg. Nm gw 3Q6E5 sf 1-was -P 'ax .7-an 46-fn gif 'W fs GEM? ,K 'hi mf Q .1 g X: e Q... liasketl mall Team 1932 BASKETBALL STATISTICS W. I UPPONIQNT 1J.x'1'1i rlnxclei 35 Lumberport ,,..,.......,, 7 January 8 Lumberport 41 YY,,..,Y., Roosevelt-Wilson Y,,,...... 20 January 9 .,,,.., ...,....,,V... H ome 29 Fairmont ,,,,,,,,,,A.A,.. 26 January 12 .,,,... ..,,,.,. F airmont 35 .. Weston ,,,,,,,, ...,,.. 2 0 January 15 ....,.. .......,..,,,. H orne 25 Shinnston ....., ,,,.... 1 9 January 19 ,,,,.,, ....A, S hinnston 40 Buckhannon ....Y,,,,.,,,, 21 January 23 ,,,.,,, .,,,,.,.... H ome 33 Lumberport .... ,,,,,,, 2 0 January 27 ....,,. ,.......... H ome 20 .. Victory .,..,,,. ,,,..,.. 2 6 January 29 .,,,.., .........,....,.. H ome 21 Morgantown .........,,.,. 16 February 2 Morgantown 36 Shinnston ...... .....,, 7 February 5 .,.., .............. H ome 28 .. Weston .,...... ....... 3 1 February 6 .,,,... Weston 18 Fairmont ,,,... ....... 3 7 February 12 .,... ......,......,,,, H ome 33 Buckhannon ,,Y...,,...A.. 22 February 16 Buckhannon 31 ......,, Roosevelt-Wilson .Y,,,.,. 19 February 17 .,,.. .,..,,,,.,.... H orne 32 Morgantown .............. 15 February 19 .,.., ........... H ome 30 ,, Victory ,,,........,..,,,. 26 February 26 7,.. Home 487 TOTALS 312 The Carmichael Auditorium floor was used for all Washington Irving home games. SECTIONAI. 'l'UI,'RNAMENT S'l'ATli 'I'OL'RNAMliN'I' w. I OPPONICNT W. 1. Ul'I'0NliINI'I' 35 .. Glenville .,.......,,,....,,,, 15 32 ...... .......... L ogan .,.,,,,..,,.,,........ 27 40 Burnsville ...........,...... 12 23 ,,,.,. ..,. H untington ,....,..,,...,., 28 29 Jane Lew ..,,,, 15 24 ..... , Victory .... ,,., . , 18 Eighty-two Sa? Q. . -, ,fm Z,- ' liasketlnall R eserves 1932 BASKETBALL RESERVES ,, Lumberplort .. Roosevelt-Wilson Fairmont Weston Shinnston .. Buckhannon .. ,, Lumberport .. 1 Morgantown .. Shinnston Weston Fairmont ., Buckhannon .. Roosevelt-Wilson .. Morgantown .. OPPONENT DATE January 8 January 9 January 12 January 15 January 19 January 23 January 27 February February February 6 February February 16 February 17 February PLACE Lumberport Home Fairmont Home Shinnston Home Home Morgantown Home Weston Home Buckhannon Home Home The Reserves had a very successful season winning twelve games and losing only two games The following players were awarded reserve letters: Paul Brown, Frank McGahan William Martin, James Call, Dawson Blackwell, Robert Cottrill- Eugene Hess, Clarence Bragg, John Sands, James White. Eighty-three - ,Y1'A'e.Er:'As:'i2 q . 0 - s t Lawrence Martino BASKETBALL REVIEW Merendino I ' I.UMl3l2Rl'ORT-H7 VVA S H I N GTON I RX I NG433 Coach Clay B Hite took a green team to Lumlmerport for the first game of l However the team was equal to the task and hrought home the hacon. tie season. , , The Hilltoperys play was a bit spotty in places hut showed a world of scoring power. Alex Cava, a 'freshma.n, was high point man of the game. The guards, Merendino, and Martino played a good game: the lone I.umlJerport field goal is evidence of this fact. This game served as a dedication ceremony for the opening of Luinherports splendid new gymnasium. VVASHINGTON IRVING-A41 ROCDSEVISLT-VVILSON-20 VVashington Irving met Roosevelt-VVilson on the Carmichael floor in the first 'TZ-1.1116 of the citv championship series. After playing on even terms during the ' I ' ti B . first half, the Hilltoppers ran up a big score in the last half. Cava was higi porn man with Postlethwaite, Martino, and Drummond close hehind. Eighty-fam' - QOQ. -6 Q S C ww , K Cava Orme Rogers VV A S H I NGTC JN I RV I NG-29 F . XI R M O NTY426 Vlfashington Irving finally broke a three year jinx and trimmed Fairmont 29 to 26. Faster and better basketball in the pinches won the game for VVashing- ton Irving. Leonard Lawrence was high point man, and played a fine floor game. VV. I. led 18 to 12 at the half. The game was close throughout and kept the crowd in an uproar. A large number of VV. I. rooters attended the game. VVJXSHIGTON IRVING-35 VVESTUN-20 The Hilltoppers extended their winning streak to four straight games by walloping VVeston High 35 to 20. The Hitemen took the lead at the start of the game and never relinquished it. Cava was high point man, closely followed by Martino and Drummond. Brilliant defensive work under the basket held VVeston down. Peterson and Fulks were the only INeston players to get more than two field goals. VVASH I NGTON IRVING425 SH IN NSTC JN-19 VVashington Irving continued its winning streak by winning over Shinnston by a 25 to l9 score. The Hilltoppers missed plenty of shots but passed the ball well and put up a good defense. Martino was high point man for XV. I. Meren- Eigll ly-ffm' fa- 90,0 -, -Q , tg W .2 i- Drummond ljostlethwaite Winters Reed. Mgr. dino played a steady game at guard. A large crowd from Clarksburg attended the game. VVJX S HINGTON lR Vl NCLJLO HUCKH A N NUNf21 The Hilltoppers won their sixth straight game hy trimming l5uckhannon 40 to 21 thus keeping their Big Ten record clean. Despite the fact that VV. l. doubled the score on Buckhannon, it was a good game, for the Upshur county team fought all the time. Cava and K'Swede Lawrence tied for high scoring honors. The entire team presented a good passing attack. VVASHINGTON IRVING-33 LUM BER I 'Olifl'-20 The Hilltoppers made it two in a row over Lumberport, winning a ragged game by the score of 33 to 20. VV. l. was ahead at the half, Zl to 13. The regu- lars were on the bench most of the game, Hite saving them for the Victory game. The suhs played most of the game. Vostlethwaite, center, led the scoring for VV. l. l-larhert of Lumherport followed closely. VV.f'XS,HlNG'l'ON IRVING-20 ' VICTORY-Zo For the first time in three years Victory High School defeated VVashington Eighty-.fix - 'Q' -, x Q Q1se?2 A Irving. A capacity crowd at Carmichael's saw a fast game. Both teams were slightly off in their playing but there was nothing flukish about the triumph. The Hilltoppers were unable to penetrate Victory's defense and most of their shots were outside the foul line. Haggerty was high point 1112111 of the game. Merendino led the Hilltop scoring. Victory became the Rig Ten leaders by winning this game. WUNS H INGTC JN IRVING-21 MORGANTOVVN-16 The Hilltoppers journeyed to Morgantown and trimmed the Clydemen, 21 to 16. This victory put VV. l. in second place in the Big Ten Conference. Drummond was the star of the game, leading the scoring honors and playing a nice floor game. Martino was close behind him in scoring honors. Merendino played a good game aft guard. McClanahan led the Morgantown scoring. The Hilltoppers led throughout but Morgantown always remained within striking distance. VVASHINGTON l RVTNGWS6 SHINNSTON-7 The Hilltoppers annihilated Shinnston High School in their seventh Big Ten Conference game of the season. There was little scoring done in the: first quarter but the Hitemen got going in the last three quarters to run up a 36 to 7 score. Martino was high point man. The Hilltoppers played a close guarding game. VVASHTNGTON IRVING-d28 WESTON-31 The Hilltoppers fell before an inspired VVeston team by a score of 28 to 31. The game was exciting throughout, and kept the crowd on its feet. Cottrill was the star of the game, leading the NVeston scoring. Drummond led the Hilltopper scoring and played a nice floor game. Merendino played his usual good game at guard. VVeston led at the half, Z0 to 10, but the Hilltoppers came back fighting. This loss put VV. I. in third place in the Big Ten Conference. Martino and Cava did not play in the first half of this game. VVASHTNGTON IRVING-18 FAIRM ONT-37 Fairmont's Polar Bears smothered- the Hilltoppers but the Hitemen went down fighting. The VVashington Irving offense would not click, while Fairmont made many long shots. Nuzum of Fairmont was high scorer. Martino led the W. T. scoring. Merendino played a fine floor game. Orme. at forward, was the only other Hilltopper to get more than one basket. VVASHINGTON lRVINCi33 BUCKHANNCJN-22 The I-lilltoppers staged a fourth quarter rally to defeat Buckhannon High 33 to 22. Buckhannon led at the half l4 to ll but VV. l. tied the score at 22 all at the end of the third period. Martino led the scoring and played a nice floor game as well. Taylor and Stockhert led the liuckhannon scoring. VVASHING'l'UN IRVING-Sl RfJCDSICVICIII'-TNILSCJNfl9 W'ashing'ton lrving put Rcxosevelt-XVilson out of the city championship race 1 kiilgfllafjf-.YF7l1ll1 A- .305 -, X 4- when the Hilltoppers trimmed them by a 31 to 19 score. Thie first half was hard fought, the Hilltoppers leading 18 to 16. The Hitemen clicked in the last half to cinch the game. Martino led the scoring for W. I. and the entire team played a good game. VVhiteman. of R.-VV., was the high scorer of the game. VVASHINGTON TRVINGf32 MORGANTOVVN-15 VVashington Irving returned to form to trim Morgantown 32 to l5. The Hill- toppers passed the ball well and did not miss many shorts. Cava was not only high point man but also he played a good floor game. The team clicked and all the boys played well. For Morgantown, Neckoranec and Pierce played best. This win left VVashington Trving in undisputed possession of second place in the Big Ten Conference. The fine foul shooting of the Hitemen was one of the major factors in the Hilltop victory. VVASHINGTON IRVING-30 VICTORY-26 In the last scheduled game of the season VVashingto-n Irving defeated Victory 30 to 26. This victory gave the Hilltoppers a tie with Victory for the City Cham- pionship. Orme and Drummond played good ball and tied for high scoring honors with 8 points each. Cava played a fine floor game and contributed his share to the scoring. Merendino played a great defensive game, holding Haggerty to one field goal. Martino played a fast floor game and contributed 6 points to the Hilltop scoring. f'Swedel' Lawrence played well, but was only in the game for one quarter. Newlon was the star for Victory. A capacity house witnessed the fast action. SECTIONAL TOURNAMENT With Merendino and Drummond on the sick list Wasliingtoii Irving coasted to a 35-15 victory over Glenville in the opening round of the sectional tournament. In the second encounter the Hilltoppers swamped Burnsville, a redrawn team, 40-12. This was by far the easiest game of the tournament and was won by Wasli- ington Irving without exertion. Cava and Lawrence each got five field goals, and Rogers, who was substituting for Merendino, got four and, in addition, played a nice floor game. Again in the semi-finals VVashington Irving had an easy game and defeated Jane Lew, 29-15. Both Merendino and Drummond were able to play in this game. Entering the finals, the Hitemen met Victory for the third time during the season. The two preceding games had resulted in one victory for each school. Although Victory had a better balanced team than Washiiigtoii Trving, they lacked the aggressiveness necessary to defeat the Hilltoppers. The Hitemen played cham- pionship basketball and when they stalled the ball in the last quarter, Victory did Eighty-eight Ag? oi F, If-Q not have a chance. The score at the half was 11-6. At the end of the third quar- ter Victory had tied the Hilltoppers at 15 all, but the final score found VVashing- ton lrving on the long end of a 24-18 score. Orme was high point man for the Hilltoppers. Merendino and Martino also broke into the scoring with two field goals apiece. The whole team played a fast floor game. Cava got only one field goal, but had a big hand in the floor work of the team. Cava, forward, and Mar- tino, guard, were selected on the .-Xll-Sectional Team. STATE TOURNAME NT Vlfashington Irving defeated Logan 32-27 in the first round in one of the most exciting games of the whole tournament. In the first quarter it looked like a runaway for the Hilltoppers. Logan got llo-t in the second quarter and the score at the half was 17 to 16 Logan. The third quarter was even, and the score at the beginning of the last quarter was 23 to 22 Logan. NVith three minutes to play and the score 27 to 22 Logan, Drummond was substituted. Merendino called time out, and when the game began again the Hitemen went on a scoring spree, collecting ten points in three minutes while Logan was unable to make a point Drummond got three field goals while he was in the game. The game was so hotly contested that Orme and Martino were put out on personals for the first time during the season. The final score was 32 to 27. In the second round the Hilltoppers played Huntington, 1931 State Cham- pions. For three quarters Vtfashington Irving battled the Cabell county team on even terms, the score standing 5-5 at the end of the first quarter, 11-11 at the close of the second period, and 19-19 as the third quarter ended. At one time in the last quarter the score was 23-22 Vllashington lrving but Huntington got pos- session of the ball and scored six points in the last few minutes. Qur team fought hard Zlllfl played good ball but due to their superior stamina, the Huntington play- ers finally won a hard fought victory over the Gold and Blue. This was the last game for the Seniors. Martino, Merendino, Orme, Lawrence, and Rogers. Mar- tino was selected as guard on the All-State Team. l'arkersburg won the State Championship by defeating Huntington 18-14. The Huntington team, perhaps, was the best in the tournament, but the boys were so weakened by the hard games they had played to qualify for the finals that the Big Reds proved too much for them. Parkersburg had a comparatively easy bracket and their team was much fresher for the championship game than Huntington was. Charles Coston was awarded a silver megaphone as the second best cheerleader at the tournament. Highly-Hillzz -A fx, QOQOQ-, X - - 4' ----T' T C' x A -2 zx5U1!H,f CH IQICR I ,I2.XDlzR5 Ralph Martin Richarrl Wfaclclell Charles Vostou, Head C'l1ec1'leacle1' fVi11uljf - O Q fa - O I If 9 .fxw 4 V - C - -g fs A -Q Student ,Xssistants in Girls Sports Mary Mcfiahan. Martha Flanagan, Mildred Greene, lileanor Barnett, Florence Highland, Vivian Ashland STUDENT ASSISTAN TS This vear. student assistants h't'l entire chtrfle f ' l K . , . . tt z g o girs sports. Martha lflan- agan was selected by the volley hall and haskethall teams to assume supervision of these sports. Vivian .Xshland fa: 'l ' ' ' ' I ' 4 xx ts tiosen as ieterte tot hasketlnll frames. lhe . . g three girls in charge of the swimming l ' ' ' ' ' - 6 cepaitment neie Mildred tneezie, Eleanor Barnett, and Florence Highland. 'l'hev worked l l I tart to get more girls interested in this part of the sports program. lt is necessary that one oi these girls he on duty Whenever the pool is 0176 . Mt ll' ' ' A ' 1 n an ltfiahan served 'ls sports ieroitei f tl I . , C., 5 T1 ' ' or ic- Hilltop. fVi1l1'ljf-fwn S - ix- DQQQQAA A Z lfrxi ,77 O 9 45' 15,412 1 an ti' A. XYinners ol Letters in Girls Sports .lc-ssie Berger, Martha Bracken. Kathleen Kester, Dorothy qXuten. Yivian Xshland XVINNBRS OF LETTERS Conditions for winning a letter in girls sports are unusually stiff. The work is conducted on a point system. To win a numeral, a girl must have 100 points. 250 points are required for a letter, while 500 points are required for a sweater and letter. So far, no one has received a sweater with her letter. Points are given for the following: Member of basketball, lnaselmall, or volleyball team ,,,. 20 points Captain of haskethall, hasehall, or volleyball team ...... 10 points Klemlwer of any all-tournament team .....,,......,,i....VY, 5 points Manager of any major sport ,....,,,,,,.. 35 points Official referee or umpire .,,,,....,,... 35 points 5 points 5 points l0 points l 5 points Iiach stroke perfected in swimming ...,, , lintree in tennis tournament ............, . Class tennis champion teVi,.....,.wa ......e....,a....,w,i .,V.....Y.a., a..V,..... ......ae...... School tennis champion ..,...,....,,,......t.....t,.i................,,,,,,..,,,,..,.,....,,i,.,,,,,i,, Girls who have won their numerals are: Yvette Franz, Martha Flanagan. lulia Folio, Flora liitonti. Pauline Clutter. Christine Lforder, Florence Highland. and Mildred Heater. XV I 1111! y- M rea SX fm- 3... -1 4 A l l l Girls' liasketball Team Seniors, Front Row: .lessie Berger, Pauline llateman. Dorothy .Xuten. .Xileen Trussler, Kathleen Kester. Mildred Greene, Martha liraclqen. Juniors, Second Row: Christine Corder. Peggy XVilson. Florence Highland, Sarah Crile, ,Pauline Clutter, Edith Wlalker, Marie jameson. Sophomores. Third Row: Mary hlean De Camp, Rebecca Atzrodt. jean Mac liwen, lilla Grace Kyle. Marion Baine, Mary Louise llanley. Tensie Squires, ,-Xudrey ,Xuten. Eleanor llracey. Mildred Heater. Freshmen, Fourth Row: Rose Curotz. Mary Tonkin, Judy Bateman, Helen Meyer, Marion Anlceny, May Cowgill, Caroline Kyle, Edith Oldham, Evelyn VVat- son, Roxie Heater. BASKETBALL Basketball has always been one of the main activities of the girls sports de- partment. This year the teams were quite as fine as their predecessors. A-Xs usual. a tournament between the four classes was held and it was won by the Seniors. The final game of the tournament was played by the Freshmen and Seniors. The Freshmen showed some good material lor coming years in this game which was the best of the season. The Seniors won by a good margin. although at the half the Freshmen were ahead. iVf1zeIfy-fam' A - 3 O.. - ,, .fsv Ciix' 5 iiiiisx -, 1- .gl.e Girls' Yolley Hall Teams Seniors, lfront Row: .Iessie Berger. llauline liateman, Kathleen Kester, Uorothy .XuIen, Martha Bracken. hluniors, Second Row: Klyrtle Holden. thristine tforder, Pauline Clutter, lidith Xlvalleer. Nt-lle llvooclhurn. Sophomores, Third Row: Mildred Heater. lfstelle liittro, lilaine lludliins. Mary Louise Danley. 'llensie Squires. Louise lsner. Frances Hemsworth. Freshmen. Fourth Row: Xlveda Oliverio, .Xllene Vhillips. .lulia llelntyre, Mary Tonkin. .lane Lynn Osborne, Caroline Kyle, lidith Oldham, Evelyn lYatson. Aliudy Bateman. Rose Curotz. QVOLLEYBALL lminediately after the tennis season, volleyball was introduced among the different classes. .Xt the end of this sport an inter-class tournament was held. The Sophoniores carried off the honors hy winning' from the Seniors. The out- standing player of each oi the classes was Mary Tonlcin. lfreshmang Mary Louise Danley, Sophomore: Pauline Clutter. junior: and Kathleen liester, Senior. lint all the girls worked hard and played good hall. It seems unusual that every Senior on the volleylmall team also played on the lmaskethall team. Second teams were organized for those girls who did not make the first teams. These teams played a series of games and had a tournament of their own. .l'im'fy-ffm' Q Q 4 -NXXX - 0 Q, -1 Hfwaiii? S O A 6 E -Q , Class 'llennis Champions in Girls Sports Mary 'l'onkin liclith Dearing' Dorothy .Xuten Freshman junior Senior School Champion CLASS TENNIS CHAMPIONS Again this year members of the various classes engaged in a tennis tourna- ment which proved to he a great success. Mary Nittenclori was the manager oi this clivision oi sports. The Class champions were: Dorothy ,-Xuten. liclith Dearing, .Xiny Lee Grimm, and Kfary Tonkin. Iiflith Dearing, junior. won the school title hy defeating Dorothy Auten, senior. Interest in tennis is growing ln' leaps and hounds among the sturlents of XX'ashington Irving. livery year more and more girls enter into the tournaments. Soon tennis will rank with the three major sports in the girls' athletic department .Yi zzt: fy-,fix , Q 'Q' -, fs K g 5 z I I 5 OX- y, The AX Capella Choir THE A CAPELLA CHOIR .X literal translation of the words ti rafwlla is in H10 flzczfwl, hut the term is used to indicate that type of choral music to which there is no accompaniment. ,I mjnvllzi choirs had their origin in the music sung in the cathedrals of liurope where there were not many organs. There has lmeen a very slow development of this type of music in our country. The outstanding professional a cajwlltz choirs of America are Saint fJlaf's and XN'estminster. The tours of Russian choirs in the United States gave an impetus to the growth of this kind of training. .-I rafwlla singing demands a high degree of musicianship and long and careful training. lt is the highest and most difficult type of choral singing. .Xn ti rfzfwllti clmfr was organized in VX'ashine'ton Irving High School at the beginning of this year hy Mr. Arms. Director of Music. The twenty-eight meni- liers were selected by the director from the Hoyfs Glee Clulm and Cadman Choral Chili. The qualifications required of its menihers were a superior voice and exten- sive training. The repertoire of the cluh is confined to religious and semi-religious music. The choir made its first pulilic appearance in chapel, the Friday hefore the Christmas holidays. The next performance was at the YX'inter Concert of the musical organizations of the school. The choir was commended highly lay musi- cians on its splendid work in this first concert. The .X Capella Choir is now work- ing on compositions to he used in the contest of the State lfederation of Music Clulms in April. .l'f1lFfj'-lljllt' v 34,0 ,A 'Aw fx a- X The Band THE BAND The organization of an official School liand of twenty-five niemhers was effected this year. .Xlthough similar organizations have heen started in past years, this is the first time that the liand has received the hearty cooperation and support of the school. and due recognition as an essential to foothall and lmaskethall games. This season memhers of the Band were outfitted in natty hlue and gold uni- forms. which added just the touch of color to athletic contests necessary to make each event a gala affair. Betty Buzzard and livelene Miller were chosen as sponsors of the hand: Richard Blotter and Charles King were selected as standard hearers or flag hear'- ers. On puhlic occasions one standard hearer carries the american flag. the other carries the XYashington lrving lxanner. The school is justly proud of the Band and the splendid work it has done this year. The student hody and faculty, as well as the foothall and luasketlmall players, appreciate the enthusiastic manner in which the Hand has loyally supported the athletic teams in every game this year. They were right on hand at the State llaskethall Tournament at liuckhannon, and added to the spirit of the occasion hy the music they furnished. .X rather unusual event occurred when the lflkins Hand and our own XVashington Irving Hand joined forces and played the same numhers siinultaneously although they were stationed some distance apart. May the good work continue and another year find only improvements in this organization. O1-za H11 Jzrlrurz' X Q o ,, a Xa A vm, 'ii - jg ,. sd: Cadman Choral Klub CADMAN CHORAL CLUB Cadman Choral Club, which was named lor the modern composer, Charles Xlalcefield Ladman, has a limited membership of sixty-four girls who must pass certain musical eligibility tests. Cadman Choral Club is one of the oldest clubs in XYashington lrving High School, since it was organized by Mr. Arnis in l9l'7, and has been prominent in Lflarksburg's musical circles from the beginning. For the past six years this organization has been an actve member of the State lfederation ol Music Clubs, and this year the club gave its assistance to the Federation in welcoming and entertaining those musical organizations that at- tended the State contest held in Clarksburg. Cadman Choral donated money for prizes to be given to individual contestants. Cadman participated in the semi-annual concerts held at mid-year and in the spring by the music department of the school. The purpose ol the organization is to advance interest in music. liach week. throughout the year musical compositions were presented, studied and enjoyed. ln addition to these meetings quite a few entertainments were held other than those of a musical nature. .Xt the beginning of the year, the old members held a party in honor ol the girls who were admitted to membership in the club: and before the Christmas holidays. Cadman Choral members entertained their mothers at a tea. liach girl is pledged to give her support and cooperation to any activity in which the club or any of the other musical organizations of XYashington lrving High School participates. Um' !l1f111I'rnl Um' e, ,fs-sf',f Z1-2 The Concert Orchestra WASHINGTON IRVING CONCERT CRCHESTRA The VVashington lrving Concert Orchestra, consisting of thirty-one members. has had a very successful year. Under the direction of Mr. ,Xrms this organization has done much to increase musical appreciation in the community. Besides contrib- uting no small share to the success ol the splendid concert given by the music department in january, the orchestra has provided entertainment for the service clubs of the city, chapel programs, plays, and charity affairs. The first semester of the school year was given to the study of light modern compositions, while the second semester was devoted to a study of symphonic scores. For four successive years the Vliashington lrving Concert Orchestra has taken highest honors among the high school orchestras of the State in the annual music contest, sponsored by the State Federation of' Music Clubs. Personnel of A Orchestra String Section: Margaret Ford, Robert Kelley. Herbert Nusbaum, Helen Haber, Thomas Madden, Virginia McNemar, Maud NN'oodburn, -lohn Moccia. Raymond Costello, Paul Poulicos, Dorothy Long, Richard Smith, Billy james. Mary lileanor XN'illiams, liernadine Hinzman, Marjorie Zoe johnson, Salathiel Lanham. W'oodwinds: David Williams, Martha Douglas, Alberta .'Xnnon, jean Max- well, Ernest Swiger, Chauncey Cooper, lvan Frantz. lirassesz Ralph Scott, Brooks Luzader, Clyde Talbott, Charles XVells. Percussion: ,lames Dyer. l'ianists: .Xnna Katherine XYaybright, Yirginia Holden. One Hzffldffd Two X - 'I ifxw fd? l ' 'xf O H. -X if ,g-- I lrchestra R CRCHESTRA B Orchestra B is a training organization in which all orchestra ineniliers nxusl pass a period of instruction. Anyone in XYashington lrving High School may he- long to this organization it he can play any instrunient. This organization made up of hoth advanced and elementary pupils of music. After sufficient proficiency is demonstrated hy the student he is advanced to the Concert Orchestra. liach aspirant to this honor must first pass an examina- tion. lf he there shows that he is far enough advanced the pupil is given a seat in the other orchestra on prohation for six weeks. l'roviding' his work is up to par, he then undergoes another examination. Having successfully passed this second test, he receives a permanent seat in the Concert Orchestra. Personnel of R Orchestra String Section: Harold Kocslxurg. XYallace Moore, Pete Sotirakis, Mary XlCOKlCl1lLlS. livelyn Snider. Paul Rice. Mildred Livingstone. Lorraine blames. Frances Rosenshine. Ruth Lowe. VVoodwinds: l'owhatan liaher, Miles Hell, Russell Freeman, Robert Law. llilda Cohen, lietty ilronenieyer. lirasses: Ronald lfounds, Frederick Hess, Iiilly Klusser. Forest Randolph. Percussion : Henry XYoolard. Pianists: 'lulia totifman, l.eeru lirown. Mary Daniels. Um' lllrzzdrctf Thnu' fs- 3... -1 Qt in 5 1- - Q Glec Club GLEE CLUB The XYashingto1i lrving Cilee Club this year has been small but efficient. The club was handicapped by having only seven mem.bers left from the preceding year. Though three-lourths of the members of the organization were new to the work, the club this year has been perhaps the best one the school has had for a good many vears. Due to the fact that there are very few natural tenors in the school, it became necessary to elect to membership several boys with unchanged voices. In the an- nual concert in January in which the Cilee Club participated, the members per- formed nobly and well. Many favorable comments were heard concerning the ability of the group. The Vtashington Irving lligh School Glee Club is a member of the Vllest Virginia State Federation of Music Clubs, As Reminiscences goes to press, this group is preparing to enter the state contest of musical organizations to be held in Clarksburg in April. .Xt that time it will have an opportunity to prove its worth. The business interests of the Glee Club have been ably administered by Rob- ert johnston, President. The other officers of the organization arc: Vice-l'resi- dent, David lYilliams: Secretary-Treasurer. james Parrill: and. Librarian. Charles Shaffer. Um' lllfllrffwzf fnlff' -1 .fsw I i K g CTIWIITII IES 1 1 1 1 A , 4 ,A I N 1 1 , 4 , 1 i 1 , 1 Q N l i 1 W Q 1 N CLUB DIRECTORY BAUER PUBLIC SPEAKING CLUB BE SQUARE CLUB ,BIOLOGY CLUB CADMANICHORAL CLUB I FORTY VVORD CLUB H1-Y CLUB JUNIOR COMMERCIAL CLUB JUNIOR DRAMATIC CLUB JUNIOR NINETY CLUB NATIONAL FORENSIC LEAGUE NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY NATIONAL THESPIANS PRESS CLUB SENIOR DRAMATIC CLUB STATIC CLUB VOCATIONAL CLUB WASHINGTON IRVING GLEE CLUB WASHINGTON IRVING SOCIAL SCIENCE CLUB Une Hundred Seven D f'N' -I - ttf Hi-Y Hl-Y The Hi-Y club is a high school chapter of the Young Menis Christian .Xsso- ciation. The purpose of the club is to create. maintain, and extend throughout the school and community high standards of Christian character. The standards of the club are: clean speech, clean scholarship. clean living, and clean athletics. The members are chosen each year by those of the preceeding year and each boy is pledged to uphold the standards of the club. Only juniors and Seniors are eligible. Mr. Gudekunst, sponsor of the Hi-Y, has devoted much of his time to the club and has been an inspiration to the boys. The club members attended two area meetings, one at XYeston. and another in this city. under the supervision of the XYashington lrving High School Club. .X large contribution was made to the State Hi-Y Fund by means of a turkey supper given with the aid of the mothers of the boys, Although there was no State Con- ference this year, many of the members attended a district conference held at liuclchannon. Meetings, which were held every Monday, were a source of interest to all members. The Hi-Y basketball team played several independent teams as well as teams of Hi-Y clubs in different cities. Officers for the first semester were: joe XYharton, President: Robert Thorn. Vice ,Presidentg Mason Vvolverton, Secretary-Treasurer. For the second semester the officers were: lirnest Swiger. I'resident: Bob Graham, Vice President: lfred Caplan, Secretary-Treasurer. l-lerbcrt Sloan was secretary of the area this vear and James Haislip was elected to that office for the coming year. i Um' flnmfrf 'ff !:'z'!qM pa - Q - ,, - .fix fi' V .v Gi., I -T - +A 3 -2 ft E lie-Square BE SQUARE The lie Square t'lub is an honorary society for Senior girls in XN'ashington Irving High School, The club is one of the most prominent to which seniors may belong. lt was originally formed to create and increase the right kind ot school spirit and happiness among those girls who belonged to no clubs. liach year twenty-one junior girls are selected by members of the club to carry on the work in the succeeding year. These new members are selected for their character. ability. and outstanding contributions to the school. The purpose ot lie Square is to work cheerfully and well: to make some human heart a little better. wiser. or happier. The meetings. which are held every other Tuesday, have been a source of in- terest and help to every member. For two months before Christmas the girls worked on the scrapbooks. and bean and marble bags which were given to the girls and boys ol the Harrison County Childrens Home, during the holiday season. liach month the membership has added to the social lite of school days by giving either a swimming, a theater, or a progressive dinner party. During the Christ- mas vacation one of the girls entertained the llig Sisters of the 1951 group at a tea. ,Xs Reminiscences goes to press lie Square is working on a play to be presented in chapel during April. Ona flmzdrcrf :Vina l Q Q - QQ ,, , Z'- Qp o 'X - L -Ae 'ge r .lunior Commercial Club JUNIOR COMMERCIAL CLUB Klembersliip in the junior Commercial is open to all juniors who are taking one commercial subject. either shorthand or typing. The club is sponsored by Miss Ura li. 4Xdanis, our new commercial teacher from down south. This club was organized with the following idea in mind: to further interest in commercial arts and to show the real value ot a commercial education to every- one. Meetings were held every other Tuesday at 4:00 cfclock, At these seances questions relating to the commercial department were introduced and discussed. At every meeting a program was presented. the talent being' furnished by the mem- bership. The ,lunior Commercial Club has been socially active this year. The meme bers enjoyed one party and visited the lmperial lce Cream Company, thus coni- bining business with pleasure. .Xt present, the group is working on a play to be presented in chapel The members of junior Commercial now proudly display pins which they wear as a symbol of their organization. The club members chose as their officers: Hilda Cogar, presidentg l,lulda llean Halcums as her running mate: Georgia Maflowan was secretary and l.ucillc Rago successtully lilled the ol tice of treasurer. Um' l'l'1rm1'f'ed 71171 O Q aw- QQ -4 'FRN leo or QA 1-2-2 junior Ninety Cluh JUNIOR NINETY CLUB The junior Ninety Club is an honorary organization to which juniors who have ninety per cent in all suhjeets for any period are eligible for nieinhership. The requirements lor membership in junior Ninety Cluh have proved un- usually stiff for th juniors this year. .-Xt the end of the fourth period, only twelve juniors had heen ahle to quality for nienihership. Ut these only one-third were hoys. From the whole junior class, only one student can show a card with no grade under ninety upon it. That student is A-Xllierta Annon. .Xlherta not only has had high marks in her daily work, hut her semester average was the highest in the entire student hody of XX'ashington living. Bliss .Xnna Dunn. .Xmerican Literature teacher, has successfully guided the junior Ninety Cluh along' its way from its heginning. 'I'o her helongs the credit for fostering' high scholastic ideals among her students as well as ideals of charac- ter and leadership. Um' ffiflliffrfll IL,-fz'7'r'l1 t .fs eo '55 - .. Girls of the Xlashington Irving Social Science Club SOCIAL SCIENCE CLUB XY. l. S. S. C. UFFICICRS 1931-1932 Presidents: liob Graham 1 3 joe liarland 2: joe VVharton 33 Albert Schaffer 4. Vice-llresidentz Frank Belt 1 1 Frank lielt Z: Blair Holden 33 VVilliani Bracey 4. Secretary-Treasurer: Marjorie Rodebaugh 1 3 Mary Eleanor W'illianis 2: Claire Connell 33 Alma Moss 4. Foremost among the organizations which have rendered valuable services to the school and community stands the VVashington Irving Social Science Club. VVith Miss Gray and Miss xX71ll1Hl'I1S serving as sponsors, the club has succeeded in spite of the depression, in all its undertakings. The projects have always been numerous and worthwhile since the first club was organized. This year has been no excep- tion, and a prograin, as useful and worthy of connnendation as that of former years, was carried out, During the Christmas season large baskets of food were distributed to thirty- one needy honies. The baskets were donated by grocery store owners who were interested in heliping the club in their social welfare work, while the food was donated by the students and faculty of Vklashington Irving. Two Stuart portraits of George NVashington which were presented to the club by Mr. Jackson, were Om: Hunalrwi Twelve A - cg., -,, fawfn- -x W f Q 3 - - ,- x. lloys of the XYashington lrving Social Science Club framed, and now adorn the two Social Science classrooms. 'liwo chapel programs were given, one on XYest Yirginia, the other a play on George XYashington, under the auspices of the club. .X picture. Sir Galahad, was presented to the school. and hangs in the library ccnnineinorating the club. The club was composed of six units. each Social Science class being a unit. liach class had a program every two weeks. and many interesting topics were dis- cussed. LX club meeting was held once each period, the main feature being either a speech or a play. Miss jo Frum, parole agent for the Salem lndustrial School for Girls, gave an instructive talk on that institution. Mr. li. U. Hoffman, Division l'assenger Agent for the lialtimore and Ohio railroad, described a tour through NYashington. joe liarland, during his term as president, had a play presented dealing with the questions of naturalization. One of the big things in the Social Science work was that dealing with Voca- tional Guidance. Through the Find Yourself Coinpaignf' students received much valuable help from vocational readings and studies. Students interested in special fields of work made trips to the L'niversity at Morgantown to go through the various departments of their major interest. Private interviews with various busi- ness and professional men were also arranged for the students. The club members endeavored in all work and projects to create. maintain. and extend throughout the club, school, and community the highest standards of citizenship. One flmfdrerl Thirlegu -fy .x y It .2 -T Vocational Club Left to right: Back lioww-Otto liurcharclt. Richarcl Mutter, lfranlt lielt, Alnhn Malloy, Orville Crntisu. Robert Manley, ,lack lluinphreys. Herman llilly, Mr. llhilpott. lfront Rowffharles Stiefelniaier, Chester jenkins, Henry Vlbfmlarfl. lius Howell, Glen Lung, James Dyer, james Gribllle. VDCATIQNAL CLUB The Vocational Club of XVashin0't0n Irvinff is an Ol'0'2111lZ21IlUH oxen to all 6 h h boys taking' vocational subjects who have an' average of SO? The original purpose, of the vocational club was to further interest in techni- cal work. Many of the boys who take the Technical course in high school go on to colleges which specialize in that form of work. .-Xt the Xliasliingtnn lrving Voca- tional liuilcling the boys receive thc fundamental training which will stanfl them in goocl stearl later on. lylany boys leave high school, having gracluatecl in the Techni- cal course. and find reacly work because the Vlashington Irving vocational depart- ment has a reputation for always turning out competent. efficient prucluets. Um: l1'1r11dwd Fm11'h.'e11 9'Q'oc, 'f7 A X .X y : gi-if X Hauer Public Speaking L'lub THE BAUER PUBLIC SPEAKING CLASS The Bauer Public Speaking Club was organized last year by the members ol the public speaking class. .-Xt the beginning of the second semester the follow- ing year. this year's class was admitted to membership. The work was carried on under the supervision of the officers, elected every six weeks. and the guidance of Miss Lilly Mae Bauer, the club sponsor. The aim of the club was to develop skill in public speaking work and dramatics and to encourage interest in fthose fields. During' the year the club sponsored the literary contests in which the school participated until the XYashington lrving chapter of the Xatinola Forensic League was formed. The play The Importance of Being Iiarnestu was produced under the auspices of the club. This Qdramatic event was held to further the organization of the chapter of the National Thespians, the national dramatic society. Membership in Bauer Public Speaking' Club includes the following: Ruth A-Xnkeny, Leo Andy, Frank lielt, Leon Hell, Anne Connell, Claire Con- nell, Charles Coston. George Cottrill, Martha Flanagan, joe lfarland, Rose Marie Flowers, George Golf, Claude Garrett, jane Ilaislip, Alline johnson, Robert johnston, Richard Lisky. lXlargnerite Lynch. lidward Martin, Amelia .Xnne Mc- lntire, Edwin Merchant, liernice Mundell. ,Iohn Malloy, Ruth Owens, George l'ost, Mary Virginia l'ew. Marjorie Rodebauglt, Virginia Anne Rittenhouse. XYoodrow Sayre, Martha Southern. lCrnest Swiger, Paul Sliepler, Mary Margaret Smith, Ruth Talbott, Vlvilford Talkington, john Wlyatt, Louise VVorkman. Sarah VVright, Audley XYolfe, Frances Yester. Um' llllllfllfgd Ffflmvl A- 30.0 'I ifxdi... p l E4 45 -D The Press Club THE PRESS CLUB Vlashington lrving's school paper, the Hilltop, is published periodically by the Press Club, a student organization under the supervision of Miss Clyde Bailey. Eleanor Barnett, who had been selected as editor-in-chief of the paper, was elected president of the club: Marjorie Rodebaugh was chosen as vice-president, and Catherine Mattiford as secretary-treasurer. .Xllaert Rosen became managing editor of the Hilltop, with lllargaret l,e Masters and Mary Margaret Smith as associate editors. For the most part, material for the paper is contributed by nicmbers of this club according to definite assignments issued by the editor, but some worthy con- tributions from the remainder of the student body find a place in the Hilltop col- LIUIUS. Not only has the paper enjoyed success. financially. but its members. as a club, have been active socially. Among such activities of the Press Club was a banquet followed by a theater party, as well as a number of other social meetings. Speak- ers who addressed the club during the school year included Messrs. llhawn and Geppert, editors of Clarksburg newspapers. full!! flzffznfruf .S'i.rff1w1 0,0 - 0 ,V -fp 'FQ 1 1 x 5 A crm millrop Yul, X AHonorary Society Has First Meeting 'HH f , mo aww' A : IXN AHB Mhtuna, To Sing J I WY 'K K' ' X F an. 14 lI.l,. , , I j Hllltnmfglzwxo-ii,mn ux Sgmnf C1355 Leads Honor Roll ,I 432 ff 4 Seniors un the Hilltop Staff Om' lllmdrerf A'6'7f6'llff'I'II N 'Z OK? .. 0 Q o ini:-.QA E.IfAS. fL Q - 1 ffrw W NATICNAL FORENSIC LEAGUE Last year a public speaking club was organized for the purpose of fostering inter- est in debate and oratory, with -the ultimate aim of establishing a local chapter of the National Forensic League. The league requires two years of interscholastic forensic contest before such a chapter may be established. Last year in addition to participation in the District and State Literary Contest, two contests were held, one with Victory, the other with Fairmont. This year, the remaining member of last year's club got busy early and scheduled forensic meets with Weston, Fairmont, Victory and Lost Creek. A debate against West Virginia University was also arranged at their sug- gestion. By the end of May it is hoped that all requirements will have been completed and a local chapter of the National Forensic League established. The purpose of the League is to stimulate interest in Forensic Work by offering definite and suitable recognition for successful participation in these activities. Just as the athlete receivcs the cove-ted school letter, so- the speaker is to receive a national honor key for his work. A second purpose is to- induce more students to enter these activities. With a definite, 'tangible reward to work for, it is expected that more stu- dents will enter these contests. The realization of this purpose has been demonstrated by the fact that chapters report many students trying out for forensic contests. A further purpose is to keep active the interest of the students who have taken part in debate and oratory, and to urge them to greater attainments. This is accomplished by awarding degrees with special privileges. Four Degrees are awarded for attain- ment: Merit, which requires ten pointsg Honor, thirty pointsg Excellence, sixty points: and Distinction, one hundred points. Membership is open to both students and coaches, the coaches receive one-tenth of the points of their students. A student must win ten points, or the Degree of Merit before he may become a member of the League. The National Forensic League does not propose to interfere. with local forensic contests. Each chapter is entirely free to arrange its own forensic meets. The League does, however, encourage every chapter to engage in as many contests as possible and careful records are kept of each school's activities. The organization is non-secret and democratic. The National Council consists of a president, vice president, secretary and two directors. These officers excepting the National Secretary are elected each year by the direct vote of the entire membership. The National Secretary is elected by the National Executive Council. In 1931 the League sponsored its first national speech tournament in which our representative, Audley Wolfe, placed second in oratorical declamation. It offers contests in debate, oratory, declamation, and extemporaneous speaking. The contest for 1932 will be held in June but the place has not yet been decided upon. The students of Washington Irving who are eligible for membership in the league April 5, 1932 are as follows: Degree of Distinction: Audley Wolfe: Degree of Excellence: Joe Farland and Herbert Nusbaumg Degree of Honor: George Post and Louise Workman, Degree of Merit: Bernice Mundell, Ruth Owens, Mary Va. Pew, Jane Haislip, Mary Elizabeth Rogers, Ruth Ankeny and Marjorie Rodebaugh. In six meets with Weston, Fairmont, and Victory, Washington Irving's representa- tives amassed 188 points to 150 for their opponents. In the district meet held at Fairmont April second, Washington Irving's three representatives won three first places in competition with 16 high schools. This entitled them to enter the State meet at Om' llllfnfrwf klf.g'hfr't'll fm- OQQ-, .2 x S s X.. aw Morgantown. Herbert Nusbaum won first place in the debate, Joseph Farland, first in the oration, and Jane Haislip, first in extemporaneous speaking. DRAMATIC EVENTS DURING THE YEAR Under the auspices of the Junior and Senior Dramatic Clubs, three plays were presented. A great advantage was offered for successful productions by the im- provement in stage equipment. The old scenery was repainted and a new floor was laid on the stage. New footlights, border and strips were added, and the dimming mechanism was completed. Three color lights are ready at a moment's notice. These changes have been of great benefit to dramatic productions. The Killer, the first presentation of the season, was a one act play with four characters-the hero, the girl, the killer and the member of the Northwest Mounted Police. The action takes place on Christmas Eve, when the hero- wins the girl and captures the villain for the mounted police. Tom Callis played the hero, James Law was the mounted policeman, who got his man. His man, incidentally, was Fred Pepper, who leered in true villain fashion. The heroine was ably portrayed by Mildred Green. The play was well received by the student body. The importance of Being Earnest which was presented early in the semester, is a. three act play whose comedy is provided by the situations arising from the love entanglements of a most amusing group of people. Gwendolyn, well played by Louise Workman, began the difficulties by falling in love. Lady Bracknell, her disapproving mother, was cleverly portrayed by Ruth Owens. The object of Gwendolyn's affections, Mr. Worthing, was ably done by the artist, Fred Pepper. Mr. Wotring's ward, the lovely Cecile Cardew, offered a role in which Alma Moss distinguished herself even to falling in love quite realistically with Lady Bracknell's light hearted, irresponsible nephew, a part which was deftly handled by James Parrill. Miss Prim, Mary Virginia Pew, Cecile's spinster governess, gave an amusing portrayal of her disapprobation of the whole affair and then almost disgraced herself by falling in love with the minister, Audley Wolfe. The Comedy was greatly enhanced by the acting of the three butlers-George Post, Albert Rosen and Chester Jenkins. Her Friend the King was a drama concerning the story of an exiled king. Doc Sloan as the middle aged king, made a very creditable sovereign. Marjorie Rodebaugh, as Mrs. Hastings the wealthy widow with whom the king is desperately in love de- served commendation for her acting. Ruth Bennett was splendid in the role of the princess, who, rebelling against the stiff tutelage of her governessv Miss Bidgerton fmost ably played by Bernadine Hinzmanj, blossoms under Mrs. Hastings' care into the popular idea of what a princess should be. As for the prince, who made love to the princess, Fred Pepper played this royal personage in true princely style. Donald King was the king's secretary, Scarlotti, who secretly worked with the American widow for Um' flmlrlrrn' .7l'YflI1'lz'z'll - A- MQ' the king's return to his native country. Ernie Swiger, in a gorgeous array of uniform, brass buttons and swordv appeared as the king's body guard and protector. Albert Rosen was the shrewd town merchant demanding his money. George Post was the per- fect butlerg Martha Flanagan and Jane Haislip were French maids. NATIONAL THESPIANS The National Thespians, or National Dramatic Club, is an entirely new organiza- tion in VVashington Irving, organized in February with Miss Lillie Mae Mauer, Public Speaking Instructor, as faculty advisor. One is eligible to membership in the National Thespians after having acted a major role in one long play, two major roles in one act plays, minor speaking' parts in three long plays, or four one act playsg or by efficient work as business manager or stage manager for two long plays. At the time of the organization of the National Thespians, twenty-three students qualified for membership. Of this group seventeen were admitted to the club on February 17 at the first initiation ceremony held under the charter issued by the national organization. The officers for the first year were: President, Joseph Farland, Senior, Vice-President, James Parrill, Juniorg Secretary-Treasurer, Jane Haislip, Senior. NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY The Washington Irving Chapter of the National Honor Society is a new organiza- tion, established here this year under the sponsorship of Miss Glyde Bailey. It is a society for High Schools which corresponds to the Phi Beta Kappa fraternity for col- leges. The purpose of the organization is to create an enthusiasm for scholarship, to stimulate a desire to render service, to promote leadership, and to develop character in the students of American secondary schools, The membership of the National Honor Society is chosen from the upper twenty- five percent of the Senior class in respect to scholarship. Other considerations on which the selection is based are: character, leadership and service. Nineteen members were chosen at the beginning of the year, that was ten percent of the class. Twelve other members are eligible for membership, making a total of thirty-one members. In the late spring ten percent of the class of 1933 will be chosen as members of the organization to carry on ther ywork and to serve as leaders in encouraging the student body to make the ideals of the National Honor Society their ideals. One flumired Twenty s A - .QQ ff Z 4 2 Z 1 x fl 5 si Tl-IE LITERARY INDIGESTION Keep That School Boy Q NTIENTS Dear Reader: Complexion Joseph Wharton, the student prince of W. I., has at last divulged the se- crets of his velvet skin. Why the roses are in his cheeks, why the rubies are in his lips, why the sky is in his eyes, why there are little brown spots on all his ties, and many other facts of personal interest to everyone are told in his new phamph- let, Novel Uses for Dutch Cleanser and Sand-paper. Mr. Wharton gives us briefly the facts of life, in regard to his beauti- ful complexion: t'The first, well, one of the first things I do when I get up each morn- ing is to stand in front of my mir- ror and breathe. This causes the rose glands in my cheeks to bud forth leaving me rosy and glowing. After breathing for about ten minutes, I stroll nonchalantly into the bath room, then surprise my face by sud- denly beating it with my razor strop. This leaves the pores open. Next I apply a solution of Dutch Cleanser and molasses and rub in vigorously with the finger-tips. When this hardens, I stick my head in boiling water, until my face is a delicious pink. Then a brisk rubdown with sand-paper and I'm ready for a hard day at the office. The Literary Indigestion wishes to announce that there has not been a cent paid for the advertisement above. The Cover No picture has ever been painted similar to the one adorning our cover. It is called This Modern Age but it could just as well be called The Length and Width or Sound Waves or The World Waiting for the Sunrise. The entire work is unusually sim- pleg in fact, the only reason it is used is because it is the only one we have. The expressions on the faces of the aeroplane and train cannot possibly be duplicated and the satisfied looks on the boat and automobile cannot be reproduced. Mademoiselle Winnette, the artist, was born in France in 1914, became a little lady in 1917, was a big girl in 1924, and now look what she is. This piece of work, critics say, is worthy to be placed in the Art Ex- hibit featured in the Literary Indi- gestion. What is your opinion on the subject? Just drop your name and opinion in the furnace and the judges will count it when the clinkers are taken out. THE LITIQR.-XRY INDICICSTIK JN VOLLTMI-: 1 NVMHIQR l. Published by Seniors of Washington Irving High School MISCELLANEOUS The Cover ....... ..,, ,,,,,,,, A A , ,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,, , Dear Reader .....,... ...,......., . .,,.. ,,,,, ,,,,,, , Beauty Talks ....,,,.,,,, ,,..,,,,,., , ,,,,,,,,, , ,, TOPICS OF THE DAY Progress of Poll on School Song Reported Famous Bullfighter Returns ....... . .. Noted Horse Enhhusiast Speaks . ............. . Student Wins Rhodes Scholarship ......, .... Merendino Plan, Your Plan-Next! ,. ..... .. Governor Jimmy Dyer, Political Puzzle .... Causes of the Depression . ..., ..... . .. WORLD AFFAIRS Revival of Chivalry .,........ ....... . ,, .. Technique in Laughing - .. Curiosity in Chickens U ,,,, , ,, ,, ,, ,, TOPICS IN BRIEF 128 FOREIGN COMMENT 128 DRAMA The Mystery About Sweet Mystery of Life ....................... .. ..... ...,.,,.. ,,............. . . Preview of Murder Will Out ......, , .....,..,.. .. LETTERS AND ART Our Own Little Art Gallery ..,, .. .......,. .. Index to Gallery ............, ..... . Views from the Gallery .....,... Striking Rogues Art Gallery Scenes from Rogues Gallery . ,.., . .. . M:-tterial for a Three-Act Play .... .. CURRENT POETRY A More or Less Great Epic.. ..... Eden .....,...,,,,,,,,,.,,,.,,,i,,,ii,i,ii.,,,, Censored ,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,ii, ,,,,,, ,,,,,, Phenomenon .,..... Time ............ ....... Flowers .......... .... .,..... Crowds .........................,........ .... . Fireflies ...,.............,,. .,.......,. . .. A Story in Sound .. ,...,,..... ........ . . From One End of a Telephone .. ..... .. Rain ................................ ..... .,....... ...,.. March of the Elephants . .. .,....... ,... .,.. . . .. SCIENCE AND INVENTION The Newly Discovered Nutty Bird This Horseless Age ..,, .,. .... . . .. Have You a Little Flu Germ in Your Home? ....... . ,,., ..., . .. ,..., Music Hath Charms ...,.. ...,. ...,... . . . .... Men Beware ............ . .. .. .,. ..... . .. Super Robot Invenfted ... ,. ..,.. . Discovery of Latest Breakfast Foods ..,... Sir Jonathan Wyatt's New Theory ,,.,,..,,,..., Only a Common Corn ..........., .. ..... ............ . . PERSONAL GLIMPSES---Post Mortem David Maxwell Williams ,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,ii,,i,,,,,.,i Thelma Wery .........,........,..... , .. . ,. Glenola Cottrell . .. . Frederic Pepper . , Joe E. Wharton .. Rebecca Berry ..... .. ,. Ernest Swiger .. . . .. . ,. ., MISCELLANEOUS Question Box ...,.,...................,........ ,.,,,,, Lexicogr:-1pher's Easy Chairs , Spice of Life ......... ............. , , Slips that Pass . .. One Hmzrlrzfrl 7'7w'11fy-fam' 124 124 1214 125 125 125 126 126 126 126 127 127 127 129 130 131 131 132-136 138 137 138 139 139 139 139 139 139 139 139 139 139 139 139 140 140 140 140 141 141 141 141 141 148 142 142 148 142 142 148 143 143 144 144 Ladies and Gentlemen: I have dis covered the cause for the depressioi Big business enterprises have sun their last pennies in prizes and re wards for the general public and th general public refuses even to receiv them as gifts. No longer do we th people of the United States, clip th coupons which keep the wheels of in dustry turning. Butt there still i hope. Heed my words and reap th rewards waiting for you free 0 charge. Let me show you what answering advertisements had done for me. Yo' would never know me for the girl was four months ago. Now I am n longer timid and self-conscious-No, learned to overcome that in ten days I am a lovely girl Kas you plainlg seej and I simply radiate vitality ani charm. I eat grapenuts. Read th advertisements. You, too, can becorni popular and fascinating.. Once evei I was a wall-flower but now, aha, am the life of the party. 'The firs time I sat down at the piano, thej jeered and laughed at me. But as swept into the tender strains of thi t'Russian Lullaby, I held them spel bound. Ten days did it, no work no worry, and money refunded if no satisfactory. That should get thi Scotchmen. My charm alone is not the resul of clipping coupons and sending fiftj cents to cover mailing charges. I an the most capable of girls. I can maki gingerbread that would melt in you mouth. I make all my own clothe and save money. I gave my husbana his real start in life. Clncidentally, managed to captivate him because found that golden blonde hair an4 bewitching oriental perfume were th way to a man's hearth But to con tinue, I clipped a coupon and todaj Henry has the highest accountant position in his firm. Isn't it wonder ful? Even if he were to lose his jolt we would be well off because any timi we can learn to make doughnuts, sel them, or address envelopes. Q l Today the following items, just few of the many, you understand, ar in our possession because of our fait in ads: two ponies, a convertible bun galow- one lot near Lake Silver, some where up in the mountains, a paint ing set, a set of false teeth, a shel of books on How to Speak Correc, English in Fifteen Minutes a Day,1 twenty brass door knobs, fifty boxel of corn salve, and 1,050 votes towarr a Ford roadster. But I have a fo1'eboding of evil o' deathg Henry just passed up an ad vertisement for life insurance free o' charge. I know he will die before hi JANE HAISLIP, Miss America 1932 finds it again. Ti-Ili LITERARY INDIGESTION TUlPlI4CS iF Til-lllE DAY PROGRESS OF POLL ON SCHOOL SONG REPORTED Do the students of Washington Irving want She'll Be Eoming 'Round the Mountain or that famous olive song- All of Me as the school anthem? This question was re- ently settled when a vote and several overcoats were taken t the polls, improvised for the occasion. Three girls acted .s poll-cats and saw that every vote cast was legal. The 'otes were taken by department, each department having ne vote. Much originality was shown in the reports handed n at both the north and south polls. For instance, the 'hysics class submitted the following: The vibrations of All of Me are terrible. Give us, iShe'll Be Coming 'Round the Mountain by Newton's third aw of motion. The Math. Department handed in an interesting report: Let X: All of Me. The Freshmen Grammar class was original, to say the east: Present-but not voting. Past-but didn't vote. Fu- ure-but won't vote. The Social Science Department 'tGot in Line with the 'project but as yet hasn't finished the primaries. There are many complaints about the length of She'll Se Coming 'Round the Mountain. It's too monotonous-it might cause a severe nervous :train on the cerebellum of us vertebrates, stated the 3iology students. Sic Semper tyrannis -UO, no it won't, either replied .he Latin classes, all divided into three parts. The Music students think both compositions are lousy md are clamornig loud nad lustily for Tiger Rag. The Fourth Year English classes are in favor of She'll Je Coming 'Round the Mountain with a few alterations. Phey would like it in the past tense and written in old English. The first line would then read: She Cayme 'Rounde the Mountaine, I Trowe. When Mr. McConkey was questioned about his views me had just returned from a turkey dinner and was unable zo speak. As a whole the results were interesting as well as edu- zational. By chance, however, the vote was tied, and the freshman executive committee chose The Wreck of the Old 97, by special permission of the copyright owners. Famous Bull Fighter Returns Dave Williams, America's only amateur bull-fighter, has returned to this country to visit his parents and friends in Clarksburg, W. Va. This is Mr. Williams's first visit to his native land since he has acquired fame as a bull- fighter. Several years ago Mr. Williams, while hitch-hiking through Spain, met a pretty little Spanish senorita and took her to a bull fight. During the fight the girl said that she could like a bull fighter. When Mr. Williams heard this he was deeply moved- but on remembering how he had been made a member of the 'Spanish Athlete's Club of America because of his ability to sling the bull he took heart and entered the profession of which he is now master. The work was not easy and Mr. Williams met with no end of difficulties. But did he give up? No! He stuck to it and incidentally got stuck. Mr. Williams is distinguished from the ordinary bull fighter in that he knows bulls are color blind and uses a green cape. , At first Mr. Williams had considerable trouble with cape work. It seems that somehow in the waving he would get entangled in the cape and time out would have to be taken to unwrap him. In his earliest years in the arena Mr. Williams fought full blooded jersey calves and suffered only one defeat when an enfuriated little calf ran between his legs throw- ing him to the ground. Mr. Williams was carried from the field in a state of collapse. But this did not daunt him. After several months he recovered from the shock and re- turned to the sanded arena. In his first encounter with a real live bull Mr. Williams insisted on fighting bare-handed. Since then he has been one of the leading advocates for the legal use of machine guns in bull fights. At present Mr. Williams is making arrangements to stage a bull fight at Norwood Park, Clarksburg, W. Va. The public is cordially invited. Noted Horse Enthusiast Speaks Mr. Ernest Cullimore Swiger, the great sportsman of Kentucky, the original man from the South, is always a busy man but our Indigestion reporter managed, after hours of. fruitless waiting, to secure an interview with this illus- trious personage. I Now, said .Miss Rodebaugh, the reportress, can you give us a few pointers on how to choose a good horse? In reply, Mr. Swiger spoke as follows: b Buying a horse is an art worth acquiring. The most important part is acting as if you know something about a horse. Always go up to the horse and wrench its mouth open and look down its throat. The purpose of doing this is to make sure it is a real horse and not a stuffed one and that all the insides are there, After making sure it is a real horse inspect the out- side. Punch it two or three times in the side and then land a right uppercut to the jaw. If the horse does not react to this stick it with a pitch-fork. If there is still no reaction, it is a gentle horse. Now demand the owner to wade the horse across the creek. Then look at the legs. If there is any kind of knobs, bumps or protruding places, claim that the leg is broken and demand that the horse be shot. More than likely some-one will get shot. The next query concerned bicycle etiquette. Mr. Swiger, having been a devotee of this means of travel in the gay nineties replied: From my vast store of experience in bicycle riding, I have compiled the following 'don't' to be rigidly held to by all successful cyclists. Don't leave your bicycle in the hallway of your house for the rest of the family to fall over in the dark. Take it to your own room and fall over it yourself. It's yours. Dont try to carry your bicycle down stairs under your arm. Try riding it down. Don't coast down a strange hill with a curve at the bot- tom. There's no telling what you might meet. Don't laugh at other cyclists. Go look at yourself. Don't take your bicycle to bed with you. You might get grease on the sheets. Don't be continually ringing your bell. It gives the pedestrians a break. The reporter was just preparing to ask Mr. Swige-r's opinion on: The Use of Boiled Rice as Food for Horses, but that reminded the big man from the South that he gadntfyet fed dear little Jeremiah, and he hastily excused lmse . Ona llmzdfad Twwzty-jizw THE l.l'l'llR.-XRY lNlJIGlCS'l'lUN Student Wins Rhodes Scholarship Robert Johnston, Washington Irving High School stu- dent, won a Rhodes Scholarship as a result of the examina- tion held in Morgantown April L1932. Mr. Johnston en- tered the contest unofficially- as is his custom, from Washington Irving and his victory came as an agreeable surprise to the faculty. In fact, they were jolly well astonished. When fellow students learned of Mr. Johnston's achieye- ment they turned out in a body at the station to meet him, but in his usual democratic way, Mr. Johnston hitch-hiked home. After he arrived, he was besieged by reporters and in a statement, prepared for the press, he modestly admitted that anybody as bright as he could win it provided he worked hard enough, and did not neglect his studies. When asked what he thought of the examination Mr. Johnston confessed that he could not have prepared a bet- ter one himself. The questions, continued Mr. Johnston. were well arranged. The first one was twhat is a rodeo?' My answer to this was 'A rodeo is an instrument upon which rodeo programs are receivedf After hearing several other of Mr. Johnston's answers to various questions his interviewers unanimously decided that he should not only receive a scholarship but that he actually needed one. Merendino Plan, Your Plan-Next! EDITOR'S NOTE: Dr. Aurelius Alvin Kingie'Meren- dino says he owes his success in life to his unchanging cus- tom of not answering advertisements. I think almost everyone has tried to win a pony, an automobile, money or something else through advertise- ment. You have surely seen them and have perhaps tried to work one out, said Dr. Merendino. I'm sorry I have to admit it but I am a professional at this great game. I have earned enough money to keep myself very liberally supplied for years and years to cunme. When I am thirty-five years old I will be able to afford for myself, a large mansion, with the best trained and most expensive servants in the world, in addition, I shall have three Rolls Royces, two Cadillac sport model roadsters,,and I don't know how many ponies. All thanks to advertise- ments. If anyone of you likes short hours and very high wages you should try it. It is, without a doubt, easy money. To give you an idea, I work about an hour every Saturday morning- and in that space of time I usually make about sixty thousand dollars, but when business has been good I have earned as high as one hundred and twenty thousand dollars and won four Buicks, four Ford-s, eight ponies and about an even dozen kiddy cars. Mind you, all in one hour. This means that in round figures, in one-half hour I earned ninety thousand dollarsg in fifteen minutes, forty- five thousand dollars, in one minute, three thousand dollars and in one second five hundred dollars. Easy money some of you might say, but it takes work. Sometimes you have to spend about five minutes looking for the third face in a picture. fStrange to say, they are all usually in plain view.J You may get disgusted but when you think that you have earned about fifteen thousand dollars, you feel somewhat relieved. But I am a loafer, I guess. I've been just too lazy to send my answers ing some day I imagine I will and then I shall receive my just rewards and live my life of luxury. All in all, that may be just fine but it certainly makes me angry to think of all the money I lost for not being prompt, Governor Jimmy Dyer: Political Puzzle Like a bolt out of a clear sky came the announcement that Governor Jimmy Dyer of West Virginia had tossed his little black derby into the ring and had entered the presi- dential race. Governor Dyer, better known as Stormy Dyer due to his habit of opposing everything, is a well versed man. He can speak on both sides of a question and frequently does so, much to the bewilderment of the people of West Vir- ginia. At present he is serving his first term as governor but in the minds of the people he is not serving it fast enough. His main object in becoming governor was to be able to call out the t'National Guards. It is generally thought among Mr. Dyer's friends that he entered the presi- dential campaign in hopes of being able to call out forty- eight National Guards. Immediately after his election as governor of West Vir- ginia Mr. Dyer divorced his wife and married a widow with fifteen children in order to keep fifteen state jobs in the family. While serving as governor of West Virginia Mr. Dyer has acquired a nation-wide reputation of getting things done wrong, in a big way. Before his election as governor, Mr. Dyer went to Eu- rope to study conditions existing there, but he left in a huff when he found the Europeans were having more fun studying him. Governor Dyer's views on Prohibition- war debts, farm relief, and other present day issues may be summed up in two words, Aw Nertz ..,. In answer to the question, How did you succeed in mak- ing yourself so unpopular? Mr. Dyer gleefully replied: This is the hardest problem some people have to handle but not for me. When I decided that I didn't want to be popular all I had to do was: 1. Not to speak to anyone. 2. Eat onions for every meal. 3. Go straight home after business and not recognize anyone I met. 4. If a woman spoke to me, I ran as fast as I could. 5. Never to go anywhere I am invited, but if I am not invited to go by all means. 6. Say mean things about everyone. 7. Try to hate everyone, even myself. 8. Never go to any public performances, I might get my name in the paper. I can't stand publicity. 9. If I am ever called upon to- make a speech I make a poo-r excuse and sit down. If any one will follow these directions I will guarantee that he will be the most unpopular person in town. Causes of the Depression I wonder why folks worry about essay writing. There are only two reasons for worrying about writing essays. Either you can write essays or you can not write essays. If you can write essays, there is nothing to worry aboutg if you can not write essays there are only two things to worry about. Your mind is either mentally fit for concen- traition or it is not fit for concentration. If it is fit for concentration, you have nothing to worry about, if it is de- fective, there are only two things to Worry about. You are either going to improve your mental defect before you die. or you are going to die as a mental defective! If you are going to improve your mental defect before you die, you have nothing to worry aboutg if you are going to die as a mental defect, you have two things to worry about. You are either going to heaven or you are not going to heaveng and if you are going to heaven, there is nothing to worry aboutg if you are going to the other place, you'll be so busy shaking hands with old friends, you won't have time to worry, All in all-why worry about essay writing? Or, speak- ing of things in general-Why Worry? One Hundred Twenty-six 'I' HIC I,I'I'lCR.XR Y IN IJ I G liS'I' I O WORLD AFFAIRS Revival of Chivalry On the Ides of March, 1932, King Mac McConkey of Quiet Dell held a feast and tournament. Of the knights hat were present was Sir Donald King and with him came Queen Haislip of Castle Chestnut, Sir Joseph Wharton, Sir rlbert Schaffer and their servants, Then came one knight on a four cylinder steedv who was riasked in black from head to foot so that no one knew who he was nor from whence he came Qalthough some bought he was the famous cruel knight, Sir John Shelby Ioore.J As he rode up he unhorsed one of the king's ervants, Bob Johnston. The shock caused the noble Queen Haislip to shriek and then swoon. While they were lifting ier up the indignant Bob Johnston made his escape. While at this tournament the Black Knight had un- .orsed every one but King Mac McConkey, himself. His Iajesty was not supposed to fight but he disliked seeing ,ll his gallant knights overcome, so he challenged the Black Knight. Q The next day another crowd assembled before the Palace fates to witness the strange encounter. People even walked 'rom the far off province of Stealey to behold the conflict. With a blare of trumpets the King appeared, his purple rlume floating on the breeze. The Black Knight ap- vroached unheraldedg they encountered in mid-field. The 'ery ground shook. The king smote the Black Knight on he helmet with his paddle, and unhorsed him. The Black Knight mounted and quickly made away. Now of all steeds present Sir James Denham had the rest.. It's slowest jog was sixty miles an hour, so Sir Iames set off in full pursuit and overtook him before he 'eached Good Hope. Sir James returned the Black Knight to the King who irdered him to be unmasked. When this was done they gazed into the face of Sir Herbert Sloan. The King sen- enced him to a life term in the Harrison County jail. Now when Lady Margaret Lemasters saw this fair and nanly knight she marveled at him. She went to the King ind cried, Oh! Kingie ol' boy, I wish thou wouldst set this vonderful knight free. The tender hearted King softly excused the Black inight. Then Lady Margaret went to Sir Herbert and said, 'AI wouldst thou wouldst wed me. Nay, fair Lady, replied the Knight, That I cannot do, aut I will give thee my month's check for you and another over. This disappointment made Lady Margaret so ill that :he knew she would die, so she said. When I am dead Jut my body in a black boat and where the boat stops Jury me. The next day she died and her body was placed in a boat and set adrift in the West Fork River. The wild vaves dashing against the boat washed it ashore at Wolf Summit. There she was buried. Technique in Laughing People should be educated to laugh properly. We teach :hem to speak, to sing, and to yodel, then why not teach :hem to laugh? Laughter should be cultivated. ' Laughter is undoubtedly a social asset. I admit that the aughter of some people resembles that of mules but there s a time and place for everything. Forced laughs are very necessary and essential, but a iorced laugh should never sound forced. If you ever feel :hat it is your duty to laugh but you haven't the laugh germs in your system, by all means recall the way you ooked the morning after the night before. If that isn't Tunny you will never be an accomplished forced laugher. There are many ways to cultivate laughter on the spur of the moment. Looking in the mirror is probably the best way. Incidentally I didn't write the music that goes with the following, but there are several occasions for which one must have different laughs. For example: If you are the hostess and the guest slips on the welcome mat you must laugh boisterosuly, saying, ha ha ha-Well if that just isn't too funny for words. Oh! Hold that pose just a minute until I get my movie' camera. I must have that action-Would you mind doing it again?i' The guest, of course, replies, 'tWell- eh, heh, heh, heh. Why no, of course not, heh, heh, heh, I guess this little joke's on me. And consequently because every one was trained to do exactly the right thing at the right time, everyone was happy UD In case you are ever bothered with grumble seat drivers -commonly known as mother-in-laws, here are the laughs for the occasion. For example: You receive a telegram stating that the mother-in-law is coming to spend two or three weeks. Nat- urally you give your wife a loving look and with a twinkle in your eyes say- t'Wel1, now, dear. What shall we do to get rid of her? ha ha ha. To which the wife replies, Nhehehehehehehehe-. Well, dear, we have a spare bed room. Then they bump their heads together and start planning a charming reception for her. They decide they'll adopt the two Jones children for one evening to fill up the beds. The evening comes. So does the mother-in-law. They greet her effusively and politely hiss when her back is turned. When bed time comes, Friend Husband takes the welcome mat outside and turns it around so the arrow points to the depot. Then the daughter says with a tinge of something or other in her voice, Oh, mother, I forgot to tell you. Come look at the twins-he he he he he. Twins, says the mother-in-law, huhm-huhm. To which the daughter says, Yes' Cgiggle, gigglej, don't they look like us? And the mother-in-law says, Well-ha ha. hahaha and ha ha. Well you'll need some one to take care of 'em. So I'll just pile right in between them. To which the daughter neither faints nor grows angry. She merely says in a voice filled with what might have been, Well, mother, dear . . . This is so sudden-hahahaha, on the chorus of which the husband joins in. What did you say?-the mother-in-law didn't leave? Well what of it? There wasn't even any mother-in-law. Curiosity in Chickens I have seen many chickens killed by curiosity. Take those that stand in the middle of the road to see if it hurts to be run over: And the ones that stand in the center of an open field to find out what a hawk looks like. I remember one rooster that was so curious to know if people would fight him that he picked a fight with every- one he saw. In order to cure him of this curiosity people used to carry clubs whenever he was about. His curiosity was finally quenched by putting his head under an axe to see what the axe loked like as it came down. Most chickens seem to be curious about the ability of people to dodge. By dodge I mean stop short and start in an opposite direction three times in five steps. If you don't believe this try to catch one sometime. Then, too- the rooster is always curious to know what is going on. He is so curious that he seldom eats, but just stands around and watches others. And why all this curiosity? I don't know. Ask the chicken. One Hundred Twenty-seven TCDPIKCS IN BRIEF THIC LITERQXRY INDIGESTION The depression is getting pretty serious when the under- taker has to take his wife out driving in the hearse. -Tatler fToonerville, Tenn.J It has been reported that the janitor had a hard job washing away the mud which the essayists in 208 slung at each other. -W. I. Gossip. Now we know why Doc likes pretzels. He can follow his own bent. -Physical Culture. For the girls, the depression was an asset as long as it merely made dimples, but it became a liability when those dimples turned into gaunt hollows. -Locker Room Whispers. Whoever first said, My kingdom for a horse! should have been living today. He might have thrown in a couple of collar buttons gratis. -Saturday Evening Boast. The Forensic League is no movie, it's a talkie. -Wheeling Cider Press. Candidate-for-Senator, Joe Farland- of West Virginia gave his campaign speech to our street cleaners yesterday. It is unanimously hoped that they will keep it. -New Jersey Gazelle. Southpaw Red Socks Pitcher, Haywire Lee Cox strained his vibraters last Saturday when he tried to get the last word with Joe E. -Bluefield Telephone Post. A Hilltop editor declared she never wrote a single story 'till she was a senior. We trust this will set an example for the freshmen. -Fairmont Citizen. The underclassmen would like to have places in the sun but they hate blisters. -True Stories. lFCCJRlElIGN He was a Scot, with the usual thrifty characteristics of his race. Wishing to know his fate, he telegraphed a pro- posal of marriage to his sweetheart back in the country. After waiting all day at the telegraph office for his reply, he received an affirmative answer late at night. Well, if I were you, said the operator who delivered the message, I'd think twice before I'd marry a girl who kept me waiting so long for an answer. Na, na, replied the Scot, The lass for me is the lass wha waits for the night rates. Man, Geordie, I'm the happiest man in the world. I have the best wife in the country. That's naething, Tam, wha wadna be happy wi' his wife in the country? Ben Lomond, adjoining the famous loch, has been sold by the Duke of Montrose. It is understood that the pur- chase money has been duly deposited in one of the local Hbonnie, bonnie banks. Sandy Macpherson came home after many years and met his old sweetheart. Honeyladen memories thrilled through the twilight and flushed their glowing cheeks. Ah Mary, exclaimed Sandy, ye're just as beautiful as ye ever were, and I ha'e never forgotten ye, my bonnie lass. And ye, Sandy, she cried, while her blue eyes moisten- ed, ye are just as big a leear as ever, an' I believe ye jist the same. Speaking of unemployment, John Moore claims to have 12,000,000,000 brain cells. -Trade Journal. Another thing that shows which way the wind blows is Margaret LefMasters's hair. -Daily Mirror. And then there is the fellow who can't get his lessons because he has to go to the library. -Pacific Weekly. There are two kinds of students-smart and dumb. The classifying is done by the smart ones. -Peoria Periodical. One real advantage would be the cancellation of all social debts. It would that the next party would be on the acsh-and-carry basis. ' -Clothes Press. One of our student orators says that pupils are patientg he ought to know! -Black Dog. The Senior who used to think the world owed him a living now thinks it owes him a ride. -Chicago Daily Dozen. Fred Pepper makes it hot for a lot of folks but Robert Thorn spurs them on to action. -Vogue. Whitie Call insists that theaters are cool in the sum- mer because of movie fans. -Red Cat. The editor of the Yearbook thinks the members of the staff write for their own pleasure. If so, they all seem very easy to please. -Victory Intelligencer. Bob Graham is going to do his bit toward the uplift of humanity, he has been promised a job as an elevator boy. CCMMENT The man who invented slow motion movies got his idea while watching a Scotchman reach for a restaurant check. -Baltimore's Son. A newly appointed Scotch minister on his first Sunday of office had reason to complain about the scanty collec- tion. Mon, replied one of the elders, they are close-vera close. But, confidentially, the auld meenister he put three or four saxpence into the plate hissel,' just to gi'e them a start. Of course he took the saxpence out later. A Scottish doctor who was attending a laird had in- structed the butler of the house in the art of taking and recording his master's temperature with a thermometer. On paying his usual morning call he was met by the butler, to whom he said: Well, John, I hope the laird's temperature is not any higher today? The man looked puzzled for a moment and then replied: Weel I was just wonderin' that myself Ye see, he deed at twal' o'clock. I Several Scotchmen were discussing the domestic unhap- piness of a mutual friend. It serves him richt, said Geordie feelingly. The puir feckless creature marrit after coortin' only eight year. Man, indeed, he had nae chance to ken the wumman in sic a short time. When I was coortin' I was courtin' twenty year an in that time I kenned what the wumman was, and so I dinna marry. One Hundred Twenty-eiglzl 'l'Hl IITIVRXRY INIDIGIEQSTION The Mystery about Sweet Mystery of Life Broadway is all agog over the sen- sational mystery play of Dave Wil- liams which had its premiere at the Gloom theater on Sunday night. Mr. Williams, the leading dramatist of the hour, fell heir to the mantle of Georefe Bernard Shaw sometime since. We might add that it was an old mantle and one that George did not care par- ticularly to take with him into the next world, but, at any rate it fell on Mr. Williams's shoulders and he has been writing all sorts of plays ever since. A word might be said fonly a wordj as to the histrionic ability of Mr. Wil- liams inasmuch as he takes the lead- ing role himself. In a personal inter- view Mr. Williams told us, I could not bear to see anyone else butcher the party so I took the leading role myself. My best friend, Ernie Swiger, is the supporting cast, since Ernie al- ways has supported all my crazy no- tions: and my dear little friend, Jim Dyer, was absolutely the only person I could permit to play the part of the baby. Due to a peculiarity of my wife, we never use the same nurses for two performances. We have a standing order with Bellevue Hospital to send two new nurses for each per- formance. I have a weakness for nurses, he continued, because I had one all to myself when I was a baby. The acting is awful: that is, it fills one with awe. But, since the au- diences seem to prefer to be filled with peanuts or popcorn no one has yet seen the whole play, the first act of which follows. SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE A Mystery Play About the Mystery of Life ACT I Time e,,,.,,,,,..,,,,..,,,,..,,,,,. March Scene ..,..,....,e,,,......... Hospital fMr. Meadows, wealthy play-boy, is pacing up and down the hall, followed by his faithful butler, John Phillip Atwater.J Meadows: Mr. Atwater! Mr. Atwater: Yes, sir. Meadows: Take a letter. fHands him a letterj Mr. Atwater: Take it where? Meadows: Don't always be quib- bling over details. Do as I say. lMr. Atwater, with superhuman ef- fort, quits quibbling, and does what he said, which was nothing.b Meadows: fsitting downj Mr. At- water! DRAMA Mr. Atwater: Huh? Meadows: Twiddle my thumbs. Mr, Atwater: Very well- sir. 1Twiddles his master's thumbs very listlessly and with apparent agita- tion.J Meadows: Why are you twiddling my thumbs very listlessly with appar- ent agitation? . Mr. Atwater: Ah, sir, my master is expecting a child and I fear for his safety. Meadows: Your master? That's me, ain't it? By Jove, I wondered what I was doing here! I imagine I'd bet- ter start pacing the floor again. Mr. Atwater fin perfect Englishj Yes. fMeadows suddenlv draws his pet snake from his pocketb. Meadows: Mr. Atwater, take Yo-Yo for a brisk squirm in the garden. fMr. Atwater waltzes toward the door.J Meadows: Mr. Atwater. Mr. Atwater: Now what do you want, pest? Meadows: In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love. Mr. Atwater: What does that have to do with the price of eggs in old Mexico? Exit Mr. Atwater Exit snake, Enter beautiful young nurse. Meadows: Er--er. Nurse: Er--er to you too, thank you. Voice-off-stage: Wuxtry! Wuxtryl Meadows: My, how bright and early you look this morning! Nurse: Tanks pard. Have one? fExtends poke of tobacco and when he refuses, takes a huge quid, and be- gins spitting in flower vase. Silence reigns until she misses a shot' leav- ing a beautiful golden stain on the table.J Meadows: fmanicuring nails? I say, what do you think of the disarmament plan? fTelephone off stage.J Nurse: And you? Meadows: And I what? Voice-off-stage: Wuxtry! Wuxtry! fEnter another nurse, carrying squeaking bundle.J Meadows: Quick, woman, what is it? Other nurse: A baby. Meadows: A baby what? Other Nurse: A baby boy. Baby: Hey, pop, let's go home and show ma. fSomewhere a door slams.J Curtain One Hnnflmzzi Twenty-zzifzu Preview ef Murder Will Out is Murdered Trader's alley recently witnessed the misrepresentation of a new trag- edy called Murder Will Out based on an old English comedy, Macbeth This work of fiction was written by Marjorie Eloise Rodebaugh, who got her material from an old gink named Shake-well-before-using. For practi- cally three hours, the authoress worked on this and the result is the unexpected, very unexpected. Miss Jane Haislip- a post season debutante, makes her debut as the drunken Lady Macbeth. Her work is unusually real- istic. The play takes place in wild and woolly Scotland. The theme songs are: If I Had the Wings of an Angel, I'd Loan Them to Leon Bell. and My Bonnie Lies Un- der the Ocean, So Now I Can Step Out and Play. Due to the fact that the Literary Indigestion has a lot of blank space, we will reproduce the play- through no fault of our own. MURDER WILL OUT Act I Scene I A desert place. Thunder and light- ning. Three witches enter. lst Witch: When shall we three meet to wail In thunder, lightning, or in hail? 2nd Witch: When Dempsey wins o'er Tilden twice: When the brinded cat has lice. 3rd Witch: Three blind mice. lst Witch: Where's the place? 2nd Witch: Back of Beezlebub's poolroom. 3rd Witch: There to meet Macbeth. lst Witch: I come, Hootchie Koot- chie. 2nd Witch: Fig Newton calls. 3rd Witch. So's your old lady. All: Pig is hog and hog is pig- Dance around and dance a jig. Exuent Act I Scene II A Camp near a forest fdinner bell ringsj fEnter Duncan, Malcolm, Sergeantb Duncan: What bloody man is that? Malcolm: Oh-he's all right, Dun- kie, ol' boy, ol' boy. But if it hadn't been for the splendid interference of Macbeth, he'd never have made that last touchdown. Duncan: The Thane of Cawdor has been chasing around a good deal late- ly, so tell him to be dressed at dawn to be beheaded. I will make Macbeth Thane of Cawdor. THE LITERARY INDIGESTION Act I Scene III Thunder and what have you. A heath. fEnter: the three witchesj lst Witch: Where hast thou been huzzy? 2nd Witch: Killing grasshoppers, you huzzy. 3rd Witch: Don't call me a huzzy- you huzzies. lst Witch: A sailor's wife had pop corn in her lap and munched and crunched and grunched. Bitzies say I. Bitzies yer aunt Fanny says she.- 2nd Witch: Why the stingy old thing. lst Witch: Ho-Hum. 2nd Witch: A big bum. 3rd Witch: Macbeth doth come. fEnter Macbeth and Banquol lst Witch: Hello. thane of Glamis. 2nd Witch: Hi, Thane of Cawdor. 3rd Witch: Howdy, Kingie, ol' boy. Banquo: My, my, this is so sudden. And what sweet surprise have you in store for me? lst Witch: Shorter than Macbeth, yet taller. 2nd Witch: Fatter than Macbeth yet skinnier. , 3rd Witch: Thau shalt have little kings'-so hail! fWitches vanishl Banquo: Whither? Wh'-nce? Why? fEnt'zr Ross and Angusj Ross: The old man wants to see you. Macbeth: What's up? Angus: Oh-the thane of Cawdor's been horninfg in over on the West Side and hi-jacking most of our stuff. Macbeth: Tell Dunkie I'll be right over. Ross: That isnlt all. You're going to fill his boots. Macbeth: Ye Gods-they're size 16. Act I Scene IV Macbetlrs Castle. Enter Lady Mac- beth-reading letter. Lady Macbeth: Hello, Sugar. Just a line to let you know I'm thane of Cawdor and going to be King. Bye, Bye, Sweet-your little Duckie Wuckief' Ah, King you shall be, you little shrimp, and, if you lose your nerve, I'll crown you. fEnter Messengerb Messenger: The king comes here tonight. Lady Macbeth: Oh-whatever will I wear? Now let's see. I've got the black lace hoop with the satin bodice- Act I Scene VI fEnter Lady Macbeth and Macbethl Lady Macbeth: Now listen to me, you lily livered tongue of snail- Macbeth: But my dear- Lady Macbeth: Say no more. T'were the deed done when 'tis done then 'twere- Macbeth: fexcitedj But my dear- Act II Scene II fEnter Lady Macbethj Lady Macbeth: Gosh' but I'm drunk -fHicJ-I've flirted with all the king's guards-Gosh, I'm happy-but so was Santa Claus. Macbeth: What, Ho? Lady Macbeth: 'Lo. duckie wuckie, Ya know, Chicj-I almost stabbed Dunkie myself but I got to thinkin' how much he resembled Ernie Swiger and I just couldn't do it. Macbeth: Oh, sorry night. Lady Macbeth: Oh, well such is life Without a wife. And here I am Without a man fhicl Macbeth: Eh, What's that? Lady Macbeth: CHicJ-Nothin' Macbeth: Why, you've been drink- ing! Lady Macbeth: You can't prove it- QHicJ Act II Scene III Enter Macduff and Lennoxj Lennox: Is the king up? Macduff: Yeah, up in the air. Lennox: Well, we'll have to take him down a notch or two. tHe goes and peeks in ante-room then hurriedly jumps on chairj Oh, horror! - horror!! - horror!!! T h e king's kicked the bucket! Macbeth: Well, you don't. say! Macduff: Yeah-he did say! Macbeth: Well, thatls too bad. Did he put a dent in it? fEnter Lady Macbethj Lady Macbeth: What's the matter? -Now don't tell me: let me guess. A wedding? No. An engagement? No. A funeral? Oh it is! Some- body's died and in my house? Now I bet there's blood on that new satin bedspread. Act III Scene I Macbeth: If I only could get rid of Banquo. He stands in my way. fEnter two murderersj Macbeth: Hello, you mugs. I've got a little job for you-Gotta gat? Yeah? Well, give it here. Gats don't go, get me? Ths murder's gotta be done Elizabethan style-Youlve got to use daggers. First Murderer: fdoubtfullyj I've got a pocket knife- Second Murderer: l've got a can opener. Macbeth: Fine -magnificent-Now scram, you scum. First Murderer: Ay, Sir. Second Murderer: My eye too, sir. Act III Scene II A palace near a park. Enter three murderers. First Murderer: Here comes de Ba- ron. fEnter Banquo and Fleancej Second Murderer: That's the old boy, all right, all right. Third Murderer: Get off my corn! First Murderer: Drop the anvil. CThey step all over Banquoj Omg ffnfnirgrl Thirty Act IV Scene I A cavern. Three witches in th' middle of a fire. It is the nutty sea son and they are roasting. First Witch: Twice I pulled thi po1ecat's tail. Second Witch: Thrice and once wailed a wail. Third Witch: Willie Wineburg' sellin' papers. First Witch: I'll bid four spades Second Witch: By and double. All: Double, double lotta trouble You can't blow a single bubble. Third Witch: Eeny, meeny miny ml I've an itching in my toe. Someone's coming. Macbeth: I've got a load on mj mind. First Apparation: Macbeth, Mac beth, Macbeth, beware of women, be ware of Macduff or what have you. Macbeth: Much obliged. Second Apparition fFred Pepper- a childjz No man who has ever wori a petticoat in his extreme youth shal harm Macbeth. Third Apparition: No one shall licl you 'till you are a lollypop. Macbeth: Good. A lollypop I shal never be. No, never! V Act IV Scene III Messenger: Sir, your spouse ha been exterminated. Macduff: Joy, no more rolling pin: for me. Act V Scene I The Palace Doctor: She sure does walk in he sleep. Gentlewoman: Sh! Here she come now. Lady Macbeth: Here's a spot-on -two-three-. Ah- I must see ai occulist about these spots-I hav heard that Hades is warm-What, mj Lord, a chess player and yet afrait to do it? Tsk-tsk and a couple oi goshes --- To bed -to bed - There': blood on both my hands-There? knocking-come-come-All ye peo ple here-Ye-need-never have : fear-To bed-to bed. Act V Scene II fMacbeth and Macduff are nose tl nosel Macbeth: No man can lick me til I'm a lollypop and that wil never be Macduff: Oh, yeah! Well, you al ways were a lollypop to me-yoi sucker! Macbeth: Listen, you big palooka You can't hurt me because no mai that ever wore a petticoat in his ex treme youth can harm me. Macduff: Well, I sure can mess yoi up then, because in my family th girls wore all the petticoats! fThey retreat off stage to a. saf: place where Macduff can stab Mac beth fatally without interefering wit! future presentations of the play.J Exeunt Everybody. The End. 'l'Hl l.l'l'lCR.'XRY lNlJlClESTION lLlETTlERS AND ART 'Gallery 0ur 0wn Little Art Art that is art was featured recent- V in an art exhibit held at W. I. with entire swimming pool and boiler oom being employed for the display f these famous masterpieces by mas- er and mistress artists. Not only did he canvasses and sculpture cover the our walls of both rooms but many ad to be stacked in the shower room nd furnace due to lack of space. In- idently, or rather accidently, those in he furnace were burned by Mr. Saas, 'ho took them for scraps of paper, nd those in the shower room were ompletely ruined when Daddy iragg took his weekly bath. How- ver, of the rest of the exhibit, the ainting entitled The Bathers was 'iven first prize which was a milk ottle handsomely tied with a laven- or and pink forget-me-not. The Bathers, Listed as No. 1 is study of the Connell twins, and the uardian angel of their childish reams, their sister. If you will ob- erve closely you can see an A and C, designating that the one that is 1 The Bathers 2 Triumph of Love 3 To Arms 4 Horse Tamers 5 Love and Life 6 Children at Play 7 Love in a Village i 8 Resting 9 Crossing the Brook 10 A Lady and Her Dog Waiting Returning Home 13 One in a Thousand 14 The Rattle 5 6 11 l2 Hercules Blue and Gold Babes in the Wood Innocence 19 Herself E0 Sale of the Pet Lamb 1 E2 17 H8 The Long Bill Idle Hours 23 Hunter and the Dog Z4 On the Bench E5 Age of Innocence Z6 Fountain of Youth 27 Portrait of a Young Girl Z9 Head of a Woman - 30 Strolling Comedians Head of a Young Girl Village Musician 33 Startled 34 The Song of Spring 35 Road to Ruin 31 32 Ann isn't Claire, and Claire is Claire. This interesting child study was unan- imously booed by the judges. Prize No. 2 went to the painting Gorilla Carrying Off a Woman, listed as No. XLV. This piece of work is indeed a masterpiece of couple perfection. The action shown in the picture is so realistic that the judges' thinking the young lady wsa in danger called the zoo and demand- ed they come and get their animal. Sale of the Pet Lamb listed as No. XX received the third prize. This interesting character study of the two shepherds Schaffer and Pepper, to- gether with the lamb, carries one back to the heart of nature. It is the ex- treme simplicity of the characters that makes the picture so terrible. Fourth prize was won by No. LXXVIII Arab Chiefs, The serene and placid expressions on the faces of the children in the painting is sum- bolic of all shieks at W. I. The smil- ing face of the Male in the center of the front line reminds one of the good old days. The judges could barely decide between this painting and t'Babes in the Woods, No. XVII. The natural setting in the back- ground of Babes in the Woods is so Index to Art Gallery 36 The Singer 37 Two Friends 38 Faith 39 And She Was a Witch 40 Forever and Forever -41 Scene from a Romance 42 Hard Hit 43 Love Conquered 44 Come to My Heart 45 Gorilla Carrying Off a Woman 46 Cupid Stringing the Bow 47 For Better of For Worse 48 Love in Idleness 49 Woman Triumphant 50 Faithful Unto Death 51 Flirtation 52 Love as a Ruler 53 The Bewitched 54 Hushed 55 Mad As March Hares 56 Caught at It 57 Cupid Stung By a Bee 58 The Four Evangelists 59 Portrait of a Young Woman 60 Out All Night 61 Himself 62 The Gang 63 A Sheep in Wolf's Clothing 64 Brother and Sister ' 65 Young Woman 66 A Landscape with Figures 67 The Flying Dutchman 68 The Minute Man 69 Dignity and Impudence One Hznzdrefi Tlzirly-one realistic that immediately on view- ing it, the judges got their over-coats out of the mothballs and put on their heavy woolies. Innocence,l' No. XVIII, won the booby prize. The amazingly modern- istic curve of both chest and back coupled with the high strung quality of Pep's face and the unusual posi- tion of the hands, contributed to its immediate success. After these awards- the judges ran out of prizes, and consequently, de- cided to award honorable mention in- stead. Thus it happened that No. XXVI, The Fountain of Youth, won what it did. The canvas is an ex- tremely unusual one, that would look just as well turned upside down. The picture is so realistic that one thirsts from merely looking at it. Cupid Stung by a Bee, No. LVII, is the last word in ultra-modern art. The setting is so quiet and serene that one stands rapt waiting for the bee to start buzzing or quit stinging. At this point the judges got tired of walking and fell into the pool asleep. Consequently the art exhibit was closed and everyone went home to read The Literary Indigestion. 70 Rip Van Winkle Awakening 71 The Bashful Lover 72 The Dreamer ' 73 A Merry Air and a Sad Heart 74 Monarch of the Glen 75 Servant of All Work 76 The Laughing Cavalier 77 Lady in Black 78 Arab Chiefs 79 Happy As a King 80 Maid of Honor 81 Artless and Sated Love 82 A Lady in White 83 Marriage-a-la-Mode 84 The Idle Servant 85 A Thirsty Party 86 A Lady in Blue 87 Paris and Helen 88 British Bobbies 89 The Passing Show 90 Music Hath Charms 91 Wolves on the Buffalo Trail 92 The Three Philosophei's 93 Stampede of Wild Horses 94 Last Days of Infancy 95 Hwe!! 96 97 98 100 101 The Shepherdess and Flock The Last Judgment The Horse Fair The Dead Man Revived The Bull 102 The Concert 103 Pan in the Rushes 104 The Bear Tamer l 1 H 1 M W . ? X Y , my QQ 5' ,,',L.V 1,5 ,X 1 Zh .6 P ' 5 xi gil 4 E 2 i 4 ,Hi :lg 5 x 1 5' A KR 2.1. E 41' K ga., .- La , , . Q ' Q we Q W fi K ,QV Qi ,W', ' I . Jw.: . Y. 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Warden McHonkey recently stated hat he had never in all his ex- nerience seen so many evil looking haracters in one group. He said that he men were so hardened that they 'iled their teeth on the iron bars and hat the females always stood near he electric chair when an electro- ution was going on so they could get Jermanent waves. After this statement. our represent- Ltive, Miss Rodebaugh- was partic- ilarly stunned upon seeing the inno- cent expressions of several inmates. She inquired about one of them. Who-him? Oh, he's Wolf Eye Sheep. He was a very meek look- ng person. A long scar extended lown one cheek and his mouth was :wisted and warped as if he had been ong accustomed to talking from the side of it. Warden McHonkey said that in Wolf Eye's youth, he was a teacher md that once his students had sworn .0 get him. They had hounded him mver valley and dale-over five con- zinentals and two beehives. Finally ie broke down and confessed that .here wasn't any answer to that reometry problem he had given them. The Judge sentenced him to a short .erm of life. Another inmate of that type was a voman called Glisterine Raspberry. She's what you'd call a klepto- naniac in a way, said the wa1'den. 'She went nutty over numbers and counting. She would go up to people an the street and frantically search heir heads for fleas. One day she mctually found a flea and she :illed the woman for holding out on ier. fShe had eyes like an eagle. She 'emembered that she had searched .hat lady bfeore.J Now this victim, said the warden, 'was convicted for stealing a baby grand piano from an Austin which vas parked in front of a glue factory. Iis name is Z. Z. Hands. Miss iodebaugh noticed that inmate run- iing his fingers madly across thc Jars with a soulful look. McHonkey said that the prisoner was not trying .0 wear out the bars but that he .hought he was playing a harp, Who is she? asked Miss Rode- iaugh, indicating an exotic brunette who had just winked at a passing stranger. Who-her? Just another French LI'l'liR.'XRY INDIGIESTION W l AW' e-H -fe II -5- Nj PKI? All OS? I ef 1 WWW? LGT .ra . l X l Y Z? TT l KQQQ1 l X! iii l llllllllllll r pl iq' 'fI,'3'tl ,Z 4 5 l o o lr 'eil ,g I t 5 INMATES OF THE WASHING AND IRONING INSTITUTION woman. Renee Smyle is her name. She's a smuggler of cosmetics. CShe's an addict herself.J She even gets the stuff smuggled in here. She acts a little nutty at times, goes into a kind of stupor and mutters pages and pages of French, but I don't think she ever says the same word twice. Some one said that she had an unhappy childhood. Just then they passed a cell and saw within a beautiful platinum blonde going through some dance steps. She's a dancer from Ziggity Field's Foolies, said McHonkey. She was head ziggity until her heel flew off-hit the cigar of a big- big man from the south-causing ashes to drop which ignited his clothing-giv- ing him high, blood pressure which caused his tonsils to swell and he choked to death. Therefore Sadie Hodd got life imprisonment for reluc- tant manslaughter. In the next cell there were two in- mates. In answer to Miss Rode- Om' ,llIlIllI'l'll Th ir'ly-.www baugh's query, McHonkey said, Yes, we had to put them in together. The little fellow Pike, and that big guy, Halibut, couldn't get along without each other. They used to be tight rope walkers but they wanted to make more money so they went into the counterfeiting game. They'd never have been caught but Halibut insisted on having his photograph placed on the Ten Dollar Bills instead of George Washington's. Since Halibut had a moustache Cfor a disguisej and Washington was clean shaven, the po- lice, after several years checked up and arrested Halibut for trying to misrepresent our national hero to the public. Pike was arrested as his ac- complice:-poor fish! Now here's our prize specimanf' said McHonkey, exhibiting a little ro- tund man called Zip Simmerman. He has to serve twenty-one years for smuggling in that tall handsome Mex- ican across the hall there. The Mex- ican's name is Senor Loco De La Ca- beza Judy. They are affectionately SPORTS THE LITERARY INDIGESTION known here as Punch and Judy. That man over there is handy with a hammer and nails, said the warden. He works in our casket department. He's only in for five years. We ar- rested him for putting trap doors in baby carriages. He's known here as t'Freddie, the Flowerpotf' Pst-, said the warden suddenly placing a warning finger to his lips. 'tSay, don't stop here in front of Buggy, the Welshman's cell. Why if we stopped here for very long we might pick up lice, itch or any other kind of bacteria. As they went hur- riedly past the cell McHonkey ex- plained that the Welshman only had to serve two years because he had turned state's evidence against his pals. He confessed in court and described in detail how Willy de Moocher and Billy De Kid had killed a man with the poisonous bits of a herbarium. But here in solitary confine- ment, said McHonkey, is Myhatmy Goody Coons. He is serving fifty years for respect for the officials. They courteously gave him fifty years when he refused to budge when the stop light was on. Added to this he committed the ghastly crime of park- ing on the wrong middle of the street. Could you speak to him? Speak to him! Heavens no-this is his day of silence. Warden McHonkey thanked Miss Rodebough for the interview and asked her to drop in again sometime for tea.. Well, said our reporter, I guess I'll be running along. Oh-by the way, said Warden McHonkey, if you're going past the zoo, stop in and give my regards to the monkeys. I always feed them at two o'clock. Material for a Three Act Play As the play opens, Rheumatic Ro- moana is seen sitting in front of a gas stove. The gas is turned on but there is no fire. A little to her left- stretched out on the dining room table, with his elbows resting lightly in two uneaten cantaloupes, and gaz- ing languidly into a placid pool of sar- dine oil, is Daffy Dan her kid brother. Both Romoana and Dan are in tattered clothes and are very un- kempt looking. Hanging from the gas light above the table are three cats which Dan has just strangled tc death. The roof is leaking badly and puddles of water are standing all over the floor and rain is blowing through the broken window. The audience should be allowed to gaze on this scene for two or three minutes so they can get into the joy- ful mood of the play. About this time the little baby that has been lying gagged over in the corner, works the gag out of its mouth and begins to howl. Dan be- comes enraged and whips out a pistol and shoots the baby. Then Romoana grabs a leg off the table and beats Dan's brain out. Before the audience can get over their mirth at these amusing incidents a girl's chorus in red and black tights comes on the stage and sing and dance to the tune of Was That the Human Thing to Do. As the chorus leaves the stage Romoana remembers that she must prepare supper for her dead papa, so she gets down the carbolic acid nad powdered glass and the curtain is rung down for the end of the first act to the tune of If I Could Be With You One Hour Tonight. Mil lm, . 5 .AH -.-. Za, f .- Q. I l X f-377k: 'fig' I 1, Pfiif f ,, f We . lj I t 46 I f Q Q ' X4 Emi ,fa ff? 1 AXQJQD cl fil m , - 'i I The Newest Method of Football On this page one may see the latest rules of football being demonstrated. Needless to say all rules were condemned by the American Society for Neglected Football Coaches. In the top illustration the new method for tackling is guar- anteed to produce results. Clncidentally it is a good idea to have an ambulance and doctor present if either player lives to tell the tale.J When the players have taken a forty yard start to gather speed, they meet after a dive of ten feet through the air. The result is shown in the photograph. fSpiked helmets may be used as an added attractionj The center illustration is a photograph of the new technique of centering the ball. This is guaranteed to turn out good foot- ball players because it takes a genius to center a ball in that position, The bottom illustration is a demonstration by the Pisgah High School team of the new play perfected by their Indian coach Mud-In-Your-Eye. A centers the ball to B who, seeing tackle C having trouble with his silk panties, rushes in mad haste to the gap where he trips over his shoestrong. Naturally, now that B is down, the rest of the team D, E, F, G, H, I-well, you know what I mean-call it a day and quit work. It's a good idea to keep a factory whistle near in case B forgets to fall. The Literary Indigestion wishes to thank those gallant young youths who risked their lives for the colors of dear old Pisgah and incidentally for the pictures. Um' flllllllflfll 7'f1i1'!y-ri-gh! 1 'VI-Ili l.l'l'ERARY INDIGES l.lON CCUR ENT lETlRY As an exponent of the popular ul- tra modern nonsense- Dave Williams offers this bit of philosophy on nature. FLOWERS Oh, Joy ! Drums, Drums, Snare drums, Bass drums, Ear drums, O, the tympanum of it all! I sometimes wonder! O, you wonder, do you? Yes,-and echo answersfYes. Ah mienfhe said In the spring a young man's fancy Knocking at my chamber door. Flowers are like mice. 0, so much like mice - O, so much like mice, I don't know Whait to do. INTERMEZZO Dandelions are like snakes Roses are like bed bugs Geraniums are like hip DO pot 8. ITAUSSS. My cup is bitter Fate is unkind Fate! Fate!! Fate, fate, fate, fate, fate, fate. Team! Team! Team! The poignancy of a burning soul is simply expressed in Miss Rodebaugh's colorful poem Fireflies: FIREFLIES Fireflies Flit about Here and there Light always burning- Tired little firefly sighs Eadtravagantly dies Leaving his light still burning. Another little poem from herlbook Fables reveals to us the sentiment of the authoress concerning herself: CENSORED I wandered Lonely as a cloud Till Bill came down the street I wonder now,-but what of that '! All else is obsolete! This poem was written not from personal experience, but as heard by the third party. The anonymous au- thor shows keen insight and sympa- thetic understanding for a mere on- looker. FROM ONE END OF A TELEPHONE LINE I-Bello! Oh, it's you. Uh Huh You don't say? Uh Huh. Who'd a thought? Uh Huh Of all things! I won't do it. Now, pa-lease At two? So-long. With a rhythm that is pure music, and a feeling of dancing along with the little white ball, Phenomenon treats of the latest steps of civiliza- tion: PHENOMENON By Lily Winnette Beyond the blue horizon A speck of black appears, A humming reaches the ears, It grows as it comes on: A roar! A rush! People gather around - An airplane 'touches the ground. Who has ever thought to think of time in the manner Miss Wlnnette has? It's unusual, it's marvelous, It's stupendous. It comes: TIME Time on my hands Nothing to do But study Gosh! In Even, Neat rows Of text-books Knowledge stands. Bosh! Mr. Nusbaum, who wrote this ono- IT'.2.t0pO6t1C adventure, is a man of few words. But those few words have great portent. Here he describes. in graphic detail one of life's tragedies. A STORY IN SOUNDS Tick-tok Tramp, Tramp Knock Knock Knock Click. Ah-h-h-h Uh-huh. Ah-h-h-h Huh-huh Huh 'V' No ,- .. Ayes, Crash Bang Boom Click Tramp, tramp, tramp Tick-tok, tick-tok Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo- In a note Miss Rodebaugh tells us: I was. more than ten years gathering data for this little verse, and the trail led among leading specialists of W. I. Everyone knew something EDEN By Marjorie Rodebaugh Eve Ate the Apple and Adam Ate, too. That's why Bill and Ruth get Along as 'theyv ,.......,.,. do about it : Miss Rodebaugh must have been flying high when she wrote: CROWDS Crowds, Like clouds, Get bigger, swell Into a mighty mass- Black, threatening, dominant, And then evaporate. One lluz1rlrerl Tlzi1'ty-vim: The following poem is so full of current it is simply electrifying. The Master Epician Donald King is re- sponsble for A MORE OR LESS GREAT EPIC I sing of books and the teacher Who first from the tornes of the library Brought down upon this generation A new character, conceived in fiction And dedicated to the proposition Number fifty-six in plane geometry. That all horses have seven toes If the number of chickens in a coop Divided by the quantity of beer A sot can drink in a year Is equal to a hot cake placed On an ice-pack, so that it won't Catch cold-Paging Nut Brothers, O, thou gods of Hell, thou greatest Hell-cats, And thee, O divine Pluto water, And thou Epsom, and Sal and all the rest I call down upon thy head The curse of doctors, If thou dost not substantiate My ltale of woe. QUnfinished Liner 1The dots represent the censored sectionj Then from her bed uprising With painful step and slow Aloud, with pain, did cry - The enraged Clinging Vino But indeed the fortune of war is unkind, O waves, kind waves, snatch that frimp Yes, snatch that brat of his'n too, Clutch them to lthy breast, Q And crush them, squeeze them, mash them,f Oh, I don't care how you do it-but bump them off! Then calling Bow-Wow, the nurse of dear Snipeus fF0r her own was dead, clinging Vino Having been addicted to the use of hammers! Bid my sis er Fanny come to me: And bind thee thine eyes, For we shall play blind man's buff. Then eat, drink, and be merry, For tomor'-there I go, getting dramatic, Well, anyhow, I'll find plenty of other men. This little bit of verse is a highly poetic manner of describing some- thing which to most people is merely so many drops of water. RAIN Rain, More rain, Rain in sheetsf Water, Whirling madly Through the streets - Thunder. Like a trumpet. Rambling oy! Lightning, Flashing zig-zags Through the sky --f-- a summer storm. The title of the following number is by far the best feature of the affairg in fact, it explains the poem so com- pletely that there is little use to have the poem. THE MARCH OF THE ELEPHANTS By Herbert Nusbaum Sharp stars shine, Shooting streaks. Starlight's sharp shafts Shoot slantingly southward-- Slowly the solemn sun with silent shining streaks Shakes the shadows of sleep. THE Ll'l ERARY INDIGESTIGN SCIENCE AND INVENTIUN The Newly Discovered Nutty Bird By this time everybody should have seen him, said Dr. Merendino. Bull staff writer, and authority on birds. He goes on, The nutty bird is often confused with the Blue Bellied Butter Biter, probably because some people at best are not very bright. The nutty has acromegaly or hyper- tilipituism of the brain causing an ab- normal discharge of plethium from the volituary gland connected to the tebehium by means of the infundi- zlusia. This causes the bird to have the head of a horse, the neck of a gi- raffe and several other things that wouldn't interest you. The bird has several very queer habits. Foremost among them is the way it retires. The bird will run around and around the trunk of a tree upside down until it falls to the ground from exhaustion. As soon as it recovers strength enough it climbs up into its tree and sleeps, holding on to a limb by its mouth. The nutty birds do not mate and the sexes dislike each other heartily and get a lot of fun out of it. On any moon light night between 1:45 and 1:4914 a male nutty may be seen run- frliiiilg a female nutty over hill and a e. Like human beings the male nutty has the most brains, but the female is the best at nagging. As a whole the nutty is a. very intelligent bird and with a little practice can learn to imitate a canary bird but there are ways of stopping this. The nutty may be trained after some hard work, but all you have for your trouble is a trained nutty. This Horseless Age This subject might well have been This Machineless Age. James Dyer, Uthe whispering scientist, has finally completed the invention which will revolutionize everything but the Chi- cago drainage canal, and, possibly, the Russian Five Year Plan. He has ac- complished the impossible, he has surmounted all difficulties, such as selecting the right tie, not stepping on cracks, and others of life's stum- bling blocks, before which the aver- age man falls to his destruction! To be brief, he has invented an airplane, which will fly on the ground. The machine is operated by mental waves, which act upon a delicate tissue ob- tained from the left hind leg of a fishing worm. The readers will prob- ably declare A fishing-worm has no legslf' and they will be quite right, up to a certain point. The fishing worm had no legs, until Mr. Dyer's genius displayed itself in brilliant array. He created a fishing worm with a left hind leg. But thousands of natures little wigglers were martyrs to the noble cause before the desired end was obtained, or rather the desired leg. Hundreds of worms voluntarily climbed upon Mr. Dyer's operating ta- ble and looked so wistfully at the in- ventor with their beautiful pink pro- bosces that he could not but realize that they, too, wanted to go down in history as giving their left legs that civilization might progress. The tissue is Wrapped in fine tissue paper, so that evil thought waves may not contaminate its protoplasm. Although as yet the airplane will fly down hill only, Mr. Dyer hopes to attach to it a devise called an airplane motor, which is expected to help greatly. Ever modest, Mr. Dyer, on being in- terviewed, merely said: I never knew I was mechanically bent, until I frac- tured my arm in an old lady's wash- ing-machine. Have You a Little Flu Germ in Your Home? After many years of scientific re- search and some actual labor, Profes- sor Bernard Cherry, Ph.D., I. Q. 11, has succeeded in isolating the flu germ. The little rascal was hanging around entirely too much with Virbrio Rugula and Spirillum Volu-tans stated the Professor, gently patting his pet merismipediordes on its clos- tridium. tSee Die Infusionsthier chen als volkommene Organismenn by Jones.J Dr. Cherry performed the operation last Saturday. He was attended by twenty-three nurses, whose duty it was to see that he didn't cut himself. tHe was often wont to forget which germ he was working on.J The magnanimity of the Professor's future plans is stupefying, to say the least. In his own words: I expect to have flu germs with- in the reach of everyone's pocketbook in three months time. Think what this will mean to the poverty-stricken chil- dren of the slums. I can already imagine them coughing and wheezing merrily, as they toss about in their jolly little beds. Picture what this germ will do for the working man. He may get to stay home for almost two weeks, soaking his feet in nice warm Um' lllllllfffll Forly water, and feeling the tingle of a warm, cozy mustard plaster on his chest. I fully expect the aristocracy to go wild over the germ. Can't you just visualize one society lady saying to another My dear, I thought I would die or Let me tell you about MY influenza? I intend to manufacture my little germs, or rather, they will tend to manufacture themselves, the ornery things, at the rate of five hundred a day. Each germ wlil be put in a celo- phane box, called a throw. The germs will be sold at all dance halls at a dime a throw. t'And now I must leave. I hear Euplates Harpa calling for a glass of milk. Music Hath Charms That music not only hath charms, but also hath a large portion of sex appeal and even a sense of taste, has been definitely proved by Chauncey Cooper, Director of Musical Outbursts at Boola-Boola College, Simpson Creek. Mr. Cooper's experiments were per- formed in the National Zoo at Wash- ington. He was aided by a pal of his. named Herbie Hoover. Mr. Hoover, who, We later discovered, was one time president of the United States, played a saxaphone solo while Mr. Cooper watched the effect on the ani- mals. In his own words: When the music started, the lions were lying in their cages playing bridge. As the music continued, so did the lions. After such a successful first experiment, we moved on to the Hyenas' cage. They laughed when I sat down at the piano, but when I started to play Laugh, Clown, Laugh, they became greatly ashamed of themselves, looking down at their feet and nervously toying with the ends of their tails. Just to teach them a lesson, I continued playing until they were in tears, then we moved to the kangaroos. We must admit kan- garoos do not rate as highly intellec- tural, howevre, upon our arrival the poor dears must have seen the piano that Herbie had half concealed in his pocket, for they began leaping up and down on their hind legs to show their joy. When I began to play they con- tinued jumping. In a few minutes a snake which had been leering at me from a branch of a tree trotted up and began to hiss: very insulting, to say the least, so we went home. Now, I'll admit that we didn't prove anything much, but I betcha, by golly, music doth have charms. i 'lli'IlLl.l'lll'lR.tlxRYlNDlfil1:S'.lllilN Only a Common Corn Dr. George Post, President of Post lVIortem University, announces that professors in that school have discov- ered, after fifteen years of research, that indigestion is caused by over eat- ing, that a blow on the head with a hammer will cause a head-ache, that drinking carbolic acid is hard on the intestines and that tooth aches al- ways occur in the teethg but the most startling statements of Dr. Post have but recently been made in a report on Corns. Their Dangers and Cure. President Post says, The common corn is a forerunner of sugar diabetis, water on the brain, or spinal menin- gitis. For this reason corns may be an actual menace to life. In the sec- ond place the corn is an extensive dis- ease. In school more time is lost due to corns, than from any other malady. Corn plaster, salve and holes cut in shoes in part account for the Nation's high corn bill. Corns are infectious and must be classed among contagious diseases. In the Post Mortem University they have also discovered that hyperbion germs are responsible for the carry- ing of corns from one toe to another or from person to person. Each night the feet of a person infected with corns should be dipped in gasoline or kerosene and held over an open flame. This will prevent reproduction of the hyperbion germ and kill all germs on the feet at the time. In addition to these facts, Dr. Post sadly announces that the only' way to cure corns permanently is to ampu- tate the affected foot, Men Beware Mme. Henri Cartier prominent woman scientist and archeologist fgold diggerl, has just revealed to the world her startling plan which has as its purpose the removal of all annoying insect life, such as mice, maggots and-men. A small dose of a concoction she has prepared will easily do away with the first two ob- jectionables, but the third must be handled in a very delicate fashion. The case was considered practically hopeless until Mme. Cartier saw that the sweet young things fthe I-just- cant-see-what-men - see-in-me-type. J were so besieged by the member of the stronger sex that they just must he helped. Mme. Cartier tnee Le- Mastersl greased her rusty brains and after many minutes of concen- tration produced the idea which has made her the most talked of woman today. She got the formula, ab c+2 toothpicks-l-a whiff of perfumeza stalk of celery-l-x y z from page 64 of Dr. Herbert Elias Sloan, Jr's. latest book on 'tUn-explained Wonders. Only a woman, subtle and clever, can make use of this mixture. In fact, a little femininity must be interming- led with the stuff to produce the de- sire-d result. Given: tal A beautiful woman tbl silver moonlight fcj soft music fdj male also present, Required: to get rid of objection- able superfluity-man. Solution: Flattery -0- sighs -1- soft glanceszvanity on part of male. 2X you are wonderfulzsuperiority and swellhead. One teaspoon solution+ one cocktailzrealization of his inferi- ority. As a result of all this process, the poor male, in his shame at seeing himself, boards the nearest aeroplane bound for the broad open spaces, where women have never heard of the stuff. Mme. Cartier revealed that she had this concoction for her own use but unfortunately every time a male ap- proached she forgot to use it. Sir .lonanthzmvyatfs New Theory fAs explained in an exclusive inter- view for the Literary Indigestion.J Sir Jonathan Wyatt, Ph.D., S. O. S. and L. C. I. fLimberger Cheese, In- spectorl is one of the most famous men in the world today. Only two months ago, Sir Jonan- than promulgated the plan that has made him famous through out the world. He believes we should put the mouse in the cheese trap to catch the rat. Se says it is a crime to perse- cute the poor little mice who only nibble up dinner coats, and set fire to houses, while on the other hand, cats give us a back fence serenade, drink all of our milk, and chase the poor lit- tle mice. Sir Jonanthan admits there is an- other method of getting rid of cats. It is the Sloonagi day by day method. Sloonagi's theory is as follows: The first day one must slit the cats throat so it can no longer give the sere- nadesg the next day cut out its tongue so it cannot lap milk and the third day cut off its legs so it can't chase the persecute little mice. The com- plete treatment will effectually re- move the annoying cats. Another Amazing Theory of Sir Jonanthan's startled the world last week when he made known his plan for producing early springs. Prof. Wyatt has never liked winter since One Hundred Forty-one his sled was stolen when he was a small child, and he has worked con- stantly since that time endeavoring to shorten the duration of winter by lengthening summer. Up until now he has met with little success, but he did not give up and he is finally convinced that he has accomplished his life long desire. In a well prepared extemporaneous speech before the members of the Bull Research Laboratory Prof, Wyatt presented his plan and modestly said After all, my plan is so simple it is a wonder to me that I did not think of it sooner. When asked what his plan was, Prof. Wyatt answered that he hoped to bring about an early spring by blindfolding all ground hogs so that they couldn't see their shadows. Discovery of Latest Breakfast Food Science, as conducted by Bernard Cherry, has made a startling new dis- covery. You can now obtain iron in the form of puffed rice for your breakfast table. Since the price of rice went up and up and up, it was deemed necessary to find a substitute for puffed rice. Two people got to- gether and found a way to make iron look like puffed rice. The only dif- ference is that the iron doesn't taste like the rice. To be more exact the iron doesn't crunch as the rice did. Consequently dentists are doing a splendid business. It has been indefi- nitely stated that the new rice will now supply the body with enough fmaybe too muchl iron. Super Robot is Invented In this age of mechanical man it is well to note the newest discoveries and inventions. Last week Professor Daphilius H. Robert E. Johnston III. better known as Daffy Bob, reported that at last his dreams and hopes were realized. He has perfected a su- per robot which will act as valet. This masterpiece is quite unique besides being useful. It is possible for the robot to cut Professor Johnston's corns, give him a shampoo and serve him his caviar at one and the same time. This is one of the best trained R0- bots in the country. Besides washing windows and licking lollypops, the Robot can also find the soap in the bottom of the bathtub, build bird houses and speak four different lan- guages, but perhaps the most unusual feat of the Robot is shooting coffee beans off Professor Johnston's head with a bean shooter. W' ir THIS Ll'l'liR.XRY INIJIGESTION PERSONAL GlLllMlPSlES va POST MOR'll'lEM .lee E. Wharton The world today mourns the death of Joe E. Wharton, famous street cleaner of Kalamazoo, Michigan. Mr. Wharton, often called the Scientific White-wing, the philan- thropic sewer-man, and the Umillion- aire broom-pusher, was a man of note having published many works, some of them being: The Advant- ages of being a City Employee, The Disadvantages of Being Famous, and The Advantages of the Automo- bile over the Horse. Confidant of Hoover, pal of Ford. instructor of Einstein, Mr. Wharton will be missed and mourned by all the people of the world, who will miss his writings, and particularly by the citizens of Kalamazoo, who will miss his cheery good morning and his tuneful selections while engaged in cleaning up the city. Mr, Wharton leaves behind a fam- ily consisting of one wife, twenty children, two dogs, one cat, and three canary birds. He always believed in doing things in a big way. Following out the wish expressed i-n his will, Mr. Wharton will be buried at sea. May he rest in peace. His will follows: I, Joe E. Wharton, being of sound mind and good appetite, do on this first day of April, 1932, make this last will and testament funless I change my mind.J To my wife I leave my many un- paid bills, most of which she con- tracted, drat her, against my wishes. To my children I leave the sum of two thousand dollars: one hundred for each kid. To my mother-in-law I leave a scholarship to the Imanutt School for fifty feeble-minded fools. She was always giving me a piece of her mind, and can't have much left by this time, so the scholarship will be a god-send. I direct that all money remaining after the expenses of interment are accounted for to be used to purchase cushioned chairs for all class rooms in Washington Irving High School, for it was from sitting on those hard chairs now in use that I contracted hardening of the arteries and soften- ing of the brain. I request that I be buried at sea, where I will be at home with the fishes, having lived among poor fish all my life. fSignedJ JOE E. WHARTON Witnessed by: Ima Quack, M. D. Col, O'Heza Liar Eura Dumbunny. Glenola Cottrell Clarksburg, W. Va. ' Word has been received here from New York of the death of Miss Glen- ola Cottrell, the seventy-five year old flapper. Death, however, was not un- expected because it had been a known fact that she has been dead on her feet for fifteen years but has been too contrary to lie down. And too, she was living at too high a speed: she even drank red pop and danced the Charleston sometimes all night. At the time of her death she was just fulfilling her life work. to wit: put- ting fresh sand in the cigarette bowls of all hotel lobbys to make the Camel cigarettes feel more at home. Miss Cottrell was born February 14, 1914. At the time of her birth her mother placed her on the back porch to see if she would bark or cry. She is unsurvived or, at least, no one claims her. There will be no funeral services because the preach- ers of the city have nothing good to say about Miss Cottrell. Late today her body will be turned over to the Morgantown University Medical School for study. We here append the will of Miss Cottrell fMrs. Hiram Zickafoosej. The will reads as follows: I, Glenola Cottrell, sound of mind and flat of foot, do hereby make my last will and testament. To my dear friend Minnie the Moocher I leave a wad of chewing gum, that can be found parked under my old seat in Miss Yoak's room. To anyone who wants it, providing she packs a wicked wallop, I leave my rolling pin. To my better half I leave my hair curlers and snuff box, to be presents for his next wife fpoor womanj. To my one and only darling daugh- ter Samantha, I leave my red silk ki- mono, with the purple butterflies on it, along with my fur-lined bathtub. My beautiful and expensive clothes I request to have returned to Mont- gomery Ward's. fThey'll probably come after them anyhow for they're not half paid for.J The money I have in the Empire Bank, I wish to be given to help the Matrimonial B u r e a u at Boston, Massachusetts, through which I got my present husband. CSignedJ GLENOLA COTTRELL Witnesses: Ima Nut U. R. Nutty. One Hmmlreal Forty-zfzua Thelma Wery Miss Thelma Wery recently froze to death on the Sahara Desert while searching for a certain brand of wa- terlilies which she believed grew there in abundance. It seems that she was born some- where in the U. S. and if there was any education obtained, no signs of it were evident. One day this person entered the great city of Lansing, Illinois, and with her came a thor- oughbred mongrel. She took up quar- ters there and devoted the three fol- lowing years of her life trying to find a way to make butter from butter- cups the while she was doing some research work to determine what it was that Katy-did. At the end of that time she chose a room in a very pretentious looking brick building and transferred her belongings to her carefully selected room, which for some unknown reason she desired padded. After a few months she left without having paid her rent and some time later was reported to be sight-seeing about the Sahara accom- panied by her unsightly looking dog and a respectable looking camel. When her body was found it was cremated and the ashes sprinkled upon the ground with the fitting ben- ediction, Here goes nothing. Rebecca Berry The world mourns the death of Miss Rebecca Jane Berry, aged 82, world renowned tight-rope walker. Miss Berry first achieved national fame in 1927 when she crossed the Mississippi River. Again in 1932, while a senior in Washington Irving High School, she crossed Lake Supe- rior on the rope. Many years later in 1962 she startled the world by achieving the remarkable feat of crossing the Atlantic Ocean by tight- rope in three days. Her success in crossing the Atlantic Ocean is the greatest contribution that has been made to the ever changing world since the discovery of lipstick. Un- doubtedly this mode of transportation will be adopted to the exclusion of all others in the near future, as the cheapest and swiftest means of com- munication between the two contin- ents. Her unexpected death occurred on Friday, April 1, while she was at- tempting to walk her back yard fence. Besides her aged parents Miss Berry is survived by her faithful cat and parrot who accompanied her on all her journeys. 'Q' THE LITIERARY INDIGESTION THE QUESTION BOX Conducted by Mr. David Williams. Query I: Mr. Williams, please give specific instructions :oncerning how to become president. SI JENKINS, Sycamore. The requirements for becoming president are not espe- :ially difficult to meet, but merely unusual. At the Na- :ional Convention the speaker calls the meeting to order ind then begins to read the requirements. Any one who neets the requirements stands. The ones who are still standing at the close of the meeting receive 8 points powards the nomination, which requires 12 points. A com- niittee is appointed which collects and writes down several riddles. This paper is called habeas corpus or answer me that. The one who guesses the answers to the most riddles is declared nominee. Some of the requirements cause great pangs of dis- appointment to tear up and down the backs of the con- testants. For instance: Were you weak looking and frail as a boy, yet able to throw the bully of the neighborhood? When you were a young man did your lady love die? Did you save a little girl from drowning by shouting for some one to come to the rescue? Do you like to kiss babies? At present are you physically handicapped? This last require- ment is absolutely essential. Anything will do--club foot, cauliflower ear, bay window, large mole, or a homely daugh- ter. After a person becomes a nominee the rest is easy. All he has to do then is be elected. Very simple-the elec- toral college divides into couples and match pennies. The ones who lose all the pennies, the Democrats, are out. Then the Republicans elect their man. Because of the deficient brain power of the electoral col- lege, a move is being started to name it the electoral high school. Some Democrats even favor calling it the electoral kindergarten. Query 2: M'sieu Williams, we would like to be advised how we can gain excess weight. The circus has threatened to fire us. HELFER EATON AND ELLA PHANT Jingling Brothers Circus Excess weight can be gained in many ways. Some peo- ple are born fat, some acquire fat, and some have fat thrust upon them. Of these types I am the fourth. I was born pleasingly plump, I became fat, and I lost every extra pound I ever had in the depression. But was I to be downed just because I was light enough to be blown around when anyone sneezed? No! Almost a thousand times no! My perseverance came to the front and stayed there. I made a resolution and I have kept it. For the last two years I haven't missed a night sleeping a little. As a by-law to my resolution I resolved to eat something every day, even though it be only a leg of lamb, a turkey dinner or two or three pounds of steak. One of the best ways to gain weight is by eliminating all forms of exercise. This takes quite a little practice, but I am now very adept at it. But it's a long hard grind. Many are the mornings when I got up at 4:00 just so I could have more time not to do anything. How hard it is to keep absolutely still when oneis gypsy blood calls for an in- vigorating game of ping-pong or chess! But that's not all. To become really fat, so that your attempts at walking are called waddles, you must breathe regularly every day. This may be hard at first, but just look at any stout person. You'll find him breathing every time. The best Way to breathe is, first, stand in front of the ventilator and remove your muffler and gloves. Be sure you have no air in your lungs, then exhale. Exhale three times, then inhale three times. You can fairly see the fat piling up all over you. If none of these methods work, try Konjola. l -1- 'f - -- - - - - - - - -'-' - - - - '- - '- - - 1'-' -- fll- --Q- TI-IE LEXICOGRAPHEITS l EASY CHAIR 5 To decide questions concerning the current use of words for 2 as arbiters. In case we don't like 1heir decisions, we consult our I this column, Dave Williams and Marfzaret LeMasters are consul.ed l I own preferences in such matters. 5 E Readers who require immediate attention will receive it if I they enclose a stamped return envelope. i -nn-un1nin-nnTun-nuLuu-unvnun-uuluuinu-nnlnuuiuna:nu-un-un-nnmvnsiu Fan My Brow M. R., Fairmont-Humor may be add- ed to this phrase by suffixing something to it. Brow is an extremely cultured and poetic word for forehead. Fan carries with it all the grace of a lady. This phrase could never deteriorate in to a slang word of jazz-age students. Dumb Cluck UK. K., Reston, W. Va.--The words were applied to the managing editor. Cluck is pronounced as only Eddie Cantor and Ruth Groves can pronounce it. The intent was not to express dullness or destitution of speech but to show sarcasm for his brilliance and spontaneity, Scram C. D., Moston, Bass.-This word is derived from the Latin verb scrameo, scramere, scramui, scrammus, and means to make one's deparature, to take leave. Recall that famous quotation in Vergil's Aeneid 0philia adios, scrameo meaning Ophelia, my beloved, I must depart, but fear not, my sweet, for I shall return when the apple blossoms wave in far-off Sicily. Today the meaning of scram is less romantic. If spoken with the right emphasis it might mean Get out, you mug, or I'1l smear you all over the street. fFor other meanings see editor.J Oke US. S. V., Buckhannon.-The e is not soundedg ok is pronounced as oc in cocg when doke is added the e is pro- nounced. The latter is added only to make a splurge. The word is not at all desirable for use among high school sen- iors in spite of the fact that the illustrious Bob Graham has adopted it as faultless. I thot I'd die J. H., Lumberport.-All the words are pronounced quite simply in our brogue. The word thot does not apply to thinking as practiced by Joe Wharton but as by Bob Johnston. The phrase is not to be taken lit- erally in its meaning of being rendered incapable of resusci- tation but as a by-word of people too busy to prepare a new phrase. Whoopee R. J., Clarksville.-Whoo is pronounced al- most as whewg ee as in meet. The word is used only to describe the first meetings of the year book staff when each person noisely and ostentaciously advanced the inter- ests of gossip. It could be used to recount a spaghetti feed with its convulsive and sonorous inspirations. Bo0'ful L. W. France.-Boo as in boo-hoog ful as in full Qtipsyb. This word is employed by girls-grown-up babies in high school to mean tipsy with elegance. Not used in re- ferring to football boys. Geminy Xmas HP. T. B. , Haywood Jct.-Geminy is sup- posedly derived from the Latin word gemini, meaning double. The phrase is used to express a hope for an aug- mented Christmas. Don't be surprised if you hear it on the fourth of July-Some people are far-sighted. O, Yeah HP. Q. Quagmire, O.-This term was originated by the Hebrews and was first spelled Oye Yah Co like oi in oilj and meant For ninety-eight cronen I could buy twice as much from the King himself. The meaning has changed during the flight of time and now the expression is merely an exclamation of hearty approval. It is expressive of great humor, and wags often deem it wise to use this trite little phrase fifteen or twenty times in the course of an evening. Its popularity grows with each repetition and crowds are often sent into spasms of uproarious noises when the life- of-the-party puts this expression to use. QO yeah?J Om: llmzzimzfi Forty-three Tl-lli l.l'l'liR.'XRY INDIGICSTICJN SPICE OF lLlIlFlE Sandy McTavish has solved the problems offered by a wife's clothing expense. He married a hula dancer. She wears nothing but grass skirts. And her cast off clothes go to feed his cow. St. Peter: Walk in, Douglas: board and lodging are free. Scot: What about a bit of wages for playing the harp? Mr. Bates in middle of joke: Have I ever told the class this one before? Class: Yes!! Bates: Good, you'll probably under- stand it this time. Ruth T., at theater: What does as- bestos mean, written across the front of the curtain? E. C. S.: Hush! Don't show your ignorance. That's Latin for wel- come. City dude to country boy: What is your father running that steam roller over that field for? Country Boy: Oh! He is raising mashed potatoes. Jim D.: Would you sc1'eam if I tried to kiss you? Helen: No, I've been to a basketball game and I haven't any voice left. Frank: to Wall Street Broker: Kin you spare a coupla bonds for a cup o' coffee? Mrs. Moore, after having explained the meat cuts on a cow: Now are there any questions? Jane H.: Where are the pork chops? Bandit: Pardon mc, have you a re- fill to spare? Cop: Fountain pen? Bandit: No, I've just shot my last bullet. ' Hick: How's your cold? Kup: Oh, I've got it pretty well bot- tled up, thanksh. Willie: Pa, what's a parasite? His Pa: A parasite, son, is a man who walks through a revolving door without doing his share of the push-- ing! Teacher: Now, who was the father of the Black Prince? Bright Lad: Please, sir, old King Cole. Voice over telephone: John, come home right away. I've mixed the plugs in some way-the radio is all covered with frost and the electric ice box is singing, I Found You. t'John, said Mrs. Norris to her husband, I really believe our Junior is lazy. He persuades little Freddy to do all the work. Lazy! exclaimed Norris. That's executive ability! Dog Catcher: Do your dogs have licenses? Small Boy: Yes sir, they're just covered with them. First Hobo: Were you a college man? Second Hobo: t'Heavens! How in- sulting! When did you blow in? Some time yesterday. I gust as much. 'AI sent my poem to every magazine innthe country but they all rejected it. Stop boasting. - Mother of the future: We can't find it now. It'd be like hunting for a needle in a haystack. Small Child: What's a haystack? Mother of the Future: Oh, it's- Small Child: And muvver what's a needle? Dealer: Madam, I came to collect for the washing machine. Madam: How come? You said it would pay for itself in a few months. Mr. Judy: What is an icicle? Bright Soph.: A stiffly pointed piece of water. Judge: Kindly explain how you banked 25600.00 in two years. Defendant: Your Honor, I use Lis- terine tooth paste. Driver to assistant after having wrecked truck: An' what'll we do when we get through cussin'? Prof.: What's a geyser? Frosh.: A waterfall going up. Mother fat dinnerjz Peggy, darling, you should not scratch your nose with your spoon. Peggy: Oh, Mother, ought I to have used a fork? Lawyer: Was your car under com- plete control all the time? Defendant: Yes, sir, my wife was in the rear seat. And there's the Scotch boy who went to summer school so he wouldn't have to spend a vacation. I One flumlrefi Forty-four Slips That Pass in the Night Mice at Play Bob Johnston addressed the Publ Squeaking Club at a recent meeting Kidnapping Crime Unabated Notice on bulletin board- Julius Caesar stolen from room 21 Return to owner whose name is 5 book and receive a reward. -New York Crimes. The Safest Way Perhaps Cadman Choral Club has been sing ing in the State Contest for thre years running. -New York Examined Her. Your Bone Handled Knife May B Your Dead Mother-in-law Bones help us to move and hold t up also they are made into handle of knives and fertilizer. Only for Mad Dogs? The treatment for mad dog bite is to muzzle them. It's the Nertz t'Heat prostration is when the su pours down on top of your head. Oh Yeah? Some vegetables that are health foods are potatoes, eggs and yur yuns. Is There a Doctor in the House? The three parts of the skeleton i the Cranium, trunk and abdomen. How About Lowndes Hill The highest mountain in the worl is Mt. Vernon. Aw-now! Air consists of oxygen and germs. Now We'll Tell One Nite air is harmful because if W don't have it we wouldn't sleep goo: Page the Silkworm A delta is when a river empties 'ir to a larger body of water leaves sill Some of It Sounds Like That Prose is a story of one's life. Whoops, My Dear! Sentences are compound, complez and collection. Who's Your Bootlegger? Nouns are anything you can fee hear or.taste, ADWIElR1VllSlEMllEN1IS ADVERTISING DIRECTORY Advertiser Alva Rea Marcel ShoDD9 A. Sz L. Stores . ,...,, . Anderson's Restaurant Barnes 8: White . . Bland's Drug Store . Bentley, S. R, , Brunswick Pool Room Clarksburg Ice 8a Storage .. Cropp, R. S. .. . .. Clarksburg Publishing Co. Caplan's Jewelry Store . Candyland . Cummint-IS, Dr. V, M. Davis Undertaking Co, Dudley's ,,....,.,,.,.,, Empire National Bank . Economy Auto Supply Elaine Shoppe . . Empire Laundry Co. , .. . Equitable Life Assurance Society Flinn Studio . . .. , .. Franz 8: Burka Garrow, J. P. .. ..., , .. General Equipment Co. . Hornor, Lyle B. . Home Furnishing Co. . Hart Produce 8: Candy Co. .. Hartland Planing Mill Iams Kr Co.. W. S. .. Jahn 8x Ollier .... Keeley Construction Co. Kelly's Bcauty Shop Lynch Funeral Home . .... , MacDonald Tire dz Balltery Co. ., Mutual Benefit Life Ins. Co. Morris-Harvey College . Merendino, B. . .... , , ,. .. McNicol Pottery Co., D, E. Marshall College. . ,. Page 150 150 150 . 150 151 152 151 151 153 . 176 154 . 153 158 154 155 155 155 155 147 157 168 156 158 158 159 . 158 . 160 .. 160 161 . 175 160 . . 160 162 .. 161 . 161 . . 162 162 . 163 ,. 164 Advertiser Page Markert 8: Waybright 164 Mitchell Brothers .... ,. ..... , ,.,... .. , , .. 164 Monongahela West Penn Public Service Co. .. , .. . . 165 Merrells, Inc. . ,, 154 Nu Way Shoe Rebuilders . . 165 Nusbaum's Book Store ....... ....., . .,.. . 164 National Life Insurance Co., Kirk King 156 Ohio National Life Ins. Co., D. S. Brom- ley .. , . . 166 Pure Ice Cream Co. 165 Palace Furniture Co. .166 Ross, Harold F, .. , . 166 Ritz Theater . , , , 167 Rogers Sz Furbee . ,. 167 Recrealtion, The 167 Salem College .,., .. .. 153 St. Mary's Hospital . 167 Sanitary Baking Co. .... H . 169 Southern Pine Lumber Co. 169 Strother Grocery ...., . . 169 Shingleton Brothers 169 Sport Shop ......, . , . 170 Selby Drug Store . 171 Union Bank .... .,... . , 170 Underwood Typing Co, .. 170 West Feed Sz Supplies, Geo. M. 171 Weber's .. . . . e e Y 171 Wilson, Chas. C. .. .,.. ., 171 West Virginia Business College . 172 Wilson Baking Co. .. . . , 173 West Virginia Macaroni Co. . . . 173 West Virginia. Bank .... ,. . 173 West End Feed Co. .. .. 173 Williams Printing Co. 174 W. C. T. U. .. ..., ,. .. 146 Way Automobile Co. ,,.. . 174 West Va. Wesleyan College .. ., .. 149 One Hzmdred Forty-five WwwvlwwwwwvlwwwwwwwwINUNwwWWINwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 5 , 1' g ,wh f 6- ' 2 PROHIBITION And lts economlc lesults has given mllhons of young people a richel educatlonal opportun- HIGH SCHOOL FNROLLMENT--W 1920 - 2 mllhon 1930 -4 5 m1111011 Um! ll1f1m'1'dL1f ferry-J '.' 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Our .I0b is Not Complete Until You Are Satisfied lmMMMMMMMMMMMMlulMlvlMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAM One Hundred Forty-seven MMAAMMMM MIA MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMlunMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM THE LITIZRARY INDIGESTION fContinued from page 1425 David Maxwell Williams fThe authenticity of the following obituaries can be vouched for since the victims, in person, composed them.J News has at last been received of the death of David M. Williams, per- haps the world's best psycho-analy- sist and psychologist. The parade will form at 10:09 tomorrow. Mr. VVilliams took a fit yesterday morn- ing when he discovered that he couldn't fly. Although the old fool, as he was playfully called by all his acquaintances, was known to have had the jitters ever since childhood, his death came as a pleasant surprise. Mr. Williams possessed the super- human faculty of being able to class- ify or pigeon-hole people. When some one was introduced to him he could be heard to mutter, Class 27-B, species coleopteraf' When interviewed about his great feats in the field of psychology, Mr. Williams replied, Yes, He further added, I have accomplished many feats in this world. My first foots was of becoming acquainted with the language of hogs, or, in modern terms-pig latin. Here Mr. Williams wandered off and began jumping up and down, meanwhile butting his head against the fireplace. Dear old fellow, how we'll miss his cheery Keep quiet! , when he was addressed. His immortal last words were Laugh and the world laughs with you,-snore and you sleep alone. Mr. Williams stated that he im- agined he would die sometime, and he left numerous requests. He de- sired that t'Who's Your Little Whoosis? be played at his funeral, and that his body be suspended by a silk thread from a weeping willow. He wished it made known that he should rightfully be survived by five children, two boys and two girls, but that he dissected them to see which lung contained the kidneys. To com- memorate his life he requested that the U .S. government allow the Wash- ington Monument to remain standing. It is hinted that Mr. Williams was not in his right mind previous to his departure. Frederic Pepper Distinguished Clarksburg Citizen Closes Brilliant Career at Sixty. Leaves Enduring Monument in Strong Matrimonial Agency Which He Founded Twenty-seven Years Ago. His Disposition Was to Put a Good Construction on Men's Actions. Rose From Small Time Boy to Eminence in Realm of Matrimony. No member Has Ever Lost a Sin- gle Wife Entrusted to His Care. Tears of Gratitude Mingle with Those of Sorrow. It becomes the unhappy province of the writer to announce the death of Frederic Curry Augustus Pepper, better known as Doc Fog with his most intimate friends. The death of the humanitarian was that of a pecu- liar type. From reports given by his twenty-seven servant he ate a hearty supper and walked into his library. He was disturbed several times dur- ing the evening but the third time was too much for him. So when his new wife walked in with her children, thirteen in number, he just keeled over and was pronounced dead by the garbage man, Mr. I, Take-It. His career closed at a moment when his presence in the matrimonial world was most needed. Mr. Pepper began his leadership as president of the Bonzo Club and from there he went to the heights of suc- cess in his line of work. A life of priceless value to us all is ended, he was a man with too weighty a bur- den, too weary a load. His motto throughout his entire life was HI will either make or break your home, just sign on the dotted line. He has carried this out to a T. True in word and tried in deed, Fred- eric Curry Augustus Pepper leaves a name that will not perish in the dust. How calmly we may commit our- selves to the hands of Him who bears up the world. My cheeks have often been bedewed With tears of thoughtful gratitude. Written by David Blackwell mem- ber of the UI love Everyone Friend- ship Society of which the deceased was the founder and president for the last twenty-seven years. Ernest Cullimere Swiger News was received last night that Ernest C. Swiger, alias Ace Johnson, Sixteen String Jack and Archie Blair died last night of alcoholism in one of the well known institutions of Cook county. Mr. Swiger was well known in this community and throughout the state. He graduated from Washington Irv- ing High School in 1932. After that he attended Harvard, Dartmouth, Brown, Duke, Washington and Lee, V. M. I. the university of West Vir- ginia, and Salem College. Mr. Swiger attended all these universities for one Ont' flzmfirefi Forty-sigh! semester or less. While attending Brown, Mr. Swiger was made a mem- ber of the Rho Dammit Rho frater- nity. After such wide experience ir the world of education he returned tc this city and graduated from the Business College. Following his graduation, Mr. Swi- ger took a trip west, and mysteri- ously disappeared. It was latei learned that he had accepted a con- tract from the Government to break rocks in a mid-western state institu- tion. There he was an active membei of a secret society called the Chair Gang. After his services were nc longer required he returned to this state and entered the banking busi- ness. The bank failed, due to the fact someone stole most of the money Following this failure, Mr. Swiger re- sumed working for the Government Later he sold real estate, but the people couldn't prove anything. Due to a lull in his business he left towr one night and tool: up quarters ir Chicago where he met his untimelj end. Mr. Swiger's last words were Take care of the wife and kids.' These words caused considerable alarm among police authority as there is no record of Mr. Swiger hav- ing been married. KA word of explanation: Not knowing what other dispositior to make of Mr. Swiger's will, which fell into our hands, we append it tc the above document.J Concerning the Will of the Late Ernest C. Swige1'. The will of the late Mr. Ernest C, Swiger has caused considerable com- ment and discussion among the citi- zens of this community. l Mr. Swiger left Goff Plaza to tht state to be used as a game preserve under the condition that they kee here the pink elephants and greeil snakes he was accustomed to see dur ing his stormy career. Residents o Goff Plaza claimed that they owne their property and that it did not be long to Mr. Swiger. Nevertheles Mr. Swiger left it to the state. , The new Post Office site and buildl ing along with the new courthouse was left to bankrupt and broken dowr bartenders. ' Twenty-five million dollars were left to Ernest Junior. Ernest Junior like the twenty-five million, has nev- er been heard of. His collection of beer bottles, wortl many thousands of dollars he left tc the Clarksburg Water Works. Any oi the contents in the bottles was lefi to Chauncey Cooper. A collection of thousands of vol umes of True Stories, True Confes sions, Paris Nights and Snappy Stories, he left to the Washingtoi Irving High School library. wwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Foing to college Senior? I want to go but I cant afford it next year. You can t afford NOT to go when the cost is within means. Iso you know how much money you really to spend one year i-n a good college? your need Not exactly but Im afraid- West Virginia Wesleyan College offers you the best of opportunities. It is almast at your door. It is within the means of every aspiring student. For only 35456.00 you can enjoy all the benefits of Colle 9 or the entire year - board room tuition and fees included' books, laboratory expenses tif anyh and personal exp nses only are omitted. If preferred 3480.00 payable monthly in eight equal cash payments of 360.00 each will take care of your ex- penses. ARE YOU COIING T0 COI I EGE9 West Virginia Wesleyan is a member of North Central A' - sociation of colleges American Association of Unix ersity Wom- en and The Association of American Colleges. The teacher training work has the approval of the Depart- ment of Education of the State of West Virginia. For further information address President Rov McCuskey WEST VIRGINIA WESLEYAN COLLEGE Buckh annon West Virginia lhe following VVashington Irving High School teachers are graduates of West Virginia Wesleyan: Mr. McConkey Mr. Judy Miss Bailey Miss Yoak Miss Cunningham' Miss Kyle lVIr. Bonar Miss Bauer and lVlr. Lamb. Um' lllffzrfmwl flI77'fV1'-Ili!! 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Main St. WHERE THE YOUNGER SET DINE Phe States Largest Restaurant BARNFS Sz WHITE ELECTRIC C0 903 West Pike Street PHONE 4040 Clarksburg W Va Rewlndmg of Motors Generator and Power s t a l l a t 1 o for Mines, Mills Auto Electric SQTVICC MMMMMM MMM MM nlllmlmlmnlmmul MM MMMMMMM MM MMMMMMM MM rvuvllvuul Manu MM MMMMMMM num MMMMMMM MM MMMMMMM MM lulnmumn lvvun M L J 0 , . , . . K6 K 33 g' ' In ' ns I E . . 5 s , 5 g KN and Factories E 3 . . 5 2 2 g E E 5 s ldlll IIUMRN llh RIIRR Nil! IIIDRR IR llllbllllll lllhllli REID Nllll Um' Hwzrfrfrf l ff!V1' WwwwwwwINWwwINWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwln:wwwWWWwwWINWINwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ln: VVINININININ TRY OUR LUNCHEONETTE L CLARKSBURG ICE Sz STORAGE CO. Blands Drug tore 'I elephone 4 Save wzth Ice The Home of Home Made Ice Cream Cigars Soda Compllments of TIQIESWHCHS HHHHEJTCQ Ha 314 West Plke Street 11 Pool Bllllard Tables U -ff 1-'fx ffffy ' IIUYUUIYUVWYIUVYVUUYVYUIIUUUYUYIYUYUYVYUYVYUYU 'N l 4 o . I . - 3:1 lx Ox 0 4 I O Nl YI QIIRKRRIRIIIHIDRRRRRRAIIIIRIIIRRIRRIRIIIRRRIIRI .41 r lllllhlhlllklh RIIRRRIDIRRRRRRDIDRNKRIIIIR llllll RRRRRRRHRRRIRDIRRIIIRRIIIRIIUKRIDRIUKRRIIIIKRHRIIIIIRIRII lllll-NIHRHIRIHIIIIIRRRRRRIRINRRRIRRIIRD ' UUYVIIUYUIIVYUUUVVYIIIVIIUIIUYUIIUUUIIUYUUUIIUIIUUU UvwwwwwwwwwwwwwwUlwwwwwwwvlvvwvlwwww vu The below gentlemen comprise the present Board of Directors of the New York Life In- surance Company: John E. Andrus Nathaniel F. Ayer Cornelius N. Bliss Mortimer N. Buckner Nicholas Murray Butler Charles A. Cannon Calvin Coolidge George B. Cortelyou William H. Danforth James G. Harbord Charles D. Hilles Hale Holden IVHUI M lvumluuul Kill! lullullullmlullullullvl L1 V1 Charles Evans Hughes Alba B. Johnson Percy H. Johnston Willard V. King Darwin P. Kingsley Gerrish H. Milliken Frank Presbrey John P. Pulleyn George M. Reynolds J. Barstow Smull Jesse Isidor Straus Ridley Watts I am proud to repre-,ent such a Company. S R BENTLEY Agent 821 Goff Building r mmmmmmvmmmmnnnnnnmnuumnnummmnmmmammumvuuuuuumnmmulunuvuunuuvvuuumsvuuuMmmMmmmnnnmmmummmmmmnnmmmmmmnnmmmnnnn YV 3 5 3 5 3 3 3 5 5 5 Z 5 0 - 3 S Q 3 5 E f g Y 5 3 1 3 fi 5 2 N s Q 'l 5 5 No 3 5 3 5 5 3 S r 5 5 5 5 5 3 5 5 5 5 5 5 3 5 3 3 . Une lfwnlfxzf W if! 1'-ffm 5 w ALEM COLLEGE R0 S0 Washington Irving graduates receive more for less. CLOTHIER Finance' tF0r' Nine Months? Tuition and lfefs , ,, ,, ,, ,,S130.00 Railraod Student Ticket, . 64.17 HABERDASHER 5 5 5 1 Incidential Expenditures 10.00 Minimum Total ., . .. .. .. 5229.17 l This total makes less than 551.00 per day. For -those who wish to stay in Salem, imum board and room is approximately min 5130.00 Exchanxlinfr this sum for daily transportation, the minimum total for the Waldo Hotel Bldg. W. VA. Year would be 5S345.00.. For those who do not care no consider minimums, 3400.00 may be looked upon as an average expense per student. Social Home ties need not be broken. Many former Washington Irving grad- uates are now in Salem College, The student group is small enough to assure intimate friendships and associations that will be pleasant and valuable through life. Scholastic The standing of Salem College among graduate schools is very high. Meet at the A Degree from Salem College is widely recognized in ithe teaching profession and in M other professions where thorough scholarship is a prime consideration. The college offers the Bachelor of Arts and the Bachelor of Science Degrees, a Stand- ard Normal diploma, and a Music diploma. CA DYLA D WRITE FOR YOUR CATALOG ALEM COLLEGE Salem, West Virginia 3 3 3 5 5 3 5 3 3 5 3 5 5 3 Z 5 5 5 5 3 E 3 3 2 5 5 Z 3 3 3 5 5 Z 5 5 3 5 3 5 3 5 S 3 3 5 2 3 5 3 5 5 3 5 3 5 3 5 lllllklklllllhkll Um' ll1rml'1'i'J f'fff,l'-thru' 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 7 MM MlulMMMMMMMMlvlMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMlvlMMMlulMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 5 3 5 5 3 3 5 5 3 5 Z 3 3 5 5 5 3 WWwININWINInaW:NUvINwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwINwwUUwwvvtnlvvllvlnaINININuvWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Wvnuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllvvvuduwwwwwwwwwwwwwwvllvwwwwwwww COMMUNITY Compliments of Safeguardin ou- community in 9 matters of Eealth and sanitation S is as equally an important part of our work as funeral directing. You will always find us ready to aid in promoting the welfare of this community and the happiness of our neighbors and friends. DA VIS Funeral Service Watch Inspector B. 8: 0. R. R. 318 W. Pike St. 443 West Pike Street PHONE 196 Always Ready to Serveu CLARKSBURG, W. VA. We wish to express our thanks to the members of the Senior Class for purchasing their Engraved Invitations and Class Rings from us. CLASS RINGS AND PINS, ENGRAVED COMMENCEMENT INVITATIONS AND CARDS ENGRAVED WVEDDING ANNOUNCEMENTS DIE STAMPED LETTERHEADS AND ENVELOPES GENERAL COMMERCIAL PRINTING MERRELLS, Inc. 132 Second Street PHONE 2685 West Virginiais Only Engravers and Die-Stampers MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMlmlmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM One lfI!IIIi7't'!l Fifty-fnlzl' MM guulnnnlumMMMMMMMulMMMMMMMMlmMMMMMMMMMMMsulMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMnnMMMlvuuuullvllvlluuMMlunMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIAM 5 3 4 5 5 3 3 3 5 E 5 3 5 2 3 3 3 2 5 5 5 5 5 3 5 5 3 3 3 3 5 E 5 Z 5 3 Q 3 3 B 3 3 wwww www wvvww IIUIN wwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wvvllwwwwwwwvlw ININININMIWIWINWININ Compliments of l D DLE Y' Florists 120 S. 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CRl.F!1PILL'iRii TRACTORS Road Building Machinery and Contractors Equlpment 414 N Fourth Street QI ARKSBURG W VA EVERYBODY S NFWS STAND 327 W Main St PHONE 2718 Five up to date news stands unde the personal supervision f J l Garrow Stonewall Jackson News Stand Gore Hotel News Stand Rita News Stand Waldo News Stand Goff Building News Stand NEWSPAPERS MAGAZINES LIGARS CIGARETTES CANDIES NOVEI TIES YOU WILI DO BETTER THE HOME FURNISHING COMPANY Everything for the Home YOUR CREDIT IS GOOD Telephone 696 Clarksburg West Virginia lulmmuuuumnnluummMMmmMmmrunnnmnmvuuumnnmvuvnnnmmnnmruaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMlunvuuulunmnmmnnnnmuvuullmrumnMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMlmluuuuuuuum . cr , 1 1 ' Y' . h . . . . ., . 1 1 , . . 9 4 J . . - - AT ' 1 I' x . ' ' 0 . 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HARTLAND PLANING MILL C0 Lumber and Mlll Work OUR SERVICE FO THE CONSUMER HAS BEEN ONE OF DEPENDABILITX AND HONFSTY 715 West Pike St Phone 454 Compliments g of KEELEY CONSTRUCTION Beautiful Ritz Wave 35.00 Kelly s Special S3 50 OTHER WAVES GIVEN Finger Wave 50c-Marcel 50c PHONE 9563 2 KELLY'S In Ritz Beauty Shoppe Um: Hunafrc fi Sixty YUYI UVUY YUIIU P 5 5 -Y O V E N' E 5 M 'O E 5 5 O 2 E 5 2 5 N 5 E 5 E u A 5 . - - 2 - 5 E . I 5 - . 5 ' E 5 5 , E E 3 I 5 E E - MMMlu!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMnnlullullvmnumluullullvlMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM vw wvlwwwwwvlwww vlwwwwwwwwwwwuvwwwwwwwwwwwv wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww W. S. 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Mc ICOL POTTERY CO. of West Virginia Manufacturers of China for Hotels Restaurants, Hospltals, Schools and Instltutlons E E E 5 E 5 5 5 5 5 E E E E E E 5 5 E E 5 5 E 5 E E 5 5 E S 5 E 5 S E E 5 E 5 5 E E 5 E E 2 E 5 IRRIIIHIWRRRIIIDNRIIIRR-Nlll RIKIIFIHIANRNIIIIRKRUIIRIIRRIRIIIIHKIIIIIRIARI ll lllfl-HRH RR IHIIKI lnlhll lllh llln IRIN hh 0115 IIIIIIKXVHKI .S.T.l'f,l fh7A7f' Q . a s g - 1 - ' : s g . a : : a a s a WWWWWwwwwWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww UVIIVINIIVUUYVVUUVININIIIYIIIIIIINIII UUVUIIVIIVUUYVYUIIVININIIVVVIIV For- SCHOOL BOOKS AND SCHOOL SUPPLIES, TOYS, SPORTING GOODS AND NOVELTIES Go To- , USBA M' BOOKLTORE 308 Main Street tOPPOSITE COURT HOUSE? Clarksburg, W. Va. PHONE 439-R MARSHALL COLLEGE Students here have unusual oppor- tunities such as: Chances for part-time employment and jobs after graduation. The observation and study of great in- dustries. Participation in the social and religious activities of great churches. The recreation to be found in great thea- Us e . Observation and practice teaching in a splendid clty school system. The Marshall Symphony Orchestra 7 work in it or enjoyment of ilt. Contact with a large and cosmopolitan group of students. Unquestioned credit for work done, Lowest Possible cost for high quality col- lege Work. A modern program of sports and recrea- tion two swimimng pools, gymnasium, playing fields. For catalogue or particular informa- tion address THE SECRETARY MARSHALL COLLEGE Huntington, West Virginia MORRIS P. SHAWKEY, A.M., Ped.D., LL.D., President Compliments of MARKERT AND WAYBRIGHT Bakers of HOME I EADER BREAD Phone 1004 412 Monticello Ave. Compliments of MITCHELL BROTHERS TAYI AND TRANSFER SERVICE DORSEY L. MITC HLLL Mgr. 200 North Sixth St. PHONE 1617 MMMMMMMMnnmrvnmmmnnMMMMMMMMMnnnmvuumnMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMM MMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMM .MMMMMMMM M MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMM MM 1 k Y I 1 5 5 A W 'Y E t s 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 E tim' ffzrllzffwl Sm 14.1 -ftllll' wwwwwwwwwwvlwwwwwwwwwwwvlwww wwwwwwwwwwwwWINININWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwlvwwwwwwwwwwwwww . SCYVICC Th mt whlch lb supphed or furnlshed to meet a general de mand That 19 how the dlctlonary deflnes serv1ce when you need It You say electr1c SGFVILG because It means everythlng the word 1mpl1es Thls cheap servant IS always avallable at e command of your flngertlps Our constant endeavor IS that electrmty and servlce be ldentlcal MONONGAHELA QYSTFM Appropmate Compllments of ICE CREAMS or NU WAY SHOE REBUILDING 110 S. 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HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATES The Washmgton Irvmg Grad uates th1s year may be Furmture Buyers next year YOU KNOW WHERE FO COME PALACE FURNITURE COMPANY Compliments of HAROLD F ROSS Meats Grocerles and Produce PHONES 958 959 230 Mllford St MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMlvlMMMMlmvmlmlmlvllulMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMlmMluuuvullmlmlvuMMnnMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM lvllullunvuuuuu 1 . O . - 1 Y Y I -Q I 5 . Q 1 . 3 3 5 5 5 Om' lllflzrlrffrl Sigrfy-.wx Wwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwWIllwwInININDNwwwwwwwwwwwwWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwIN vu WW INwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwvvwww Compliments WARNER BROTHERS Ritz Theatre SAVE WITH SAFETY Luncheonette and Soda Grill Featuring our Special A WHALE OF AN ILE CREAM SODA ROGERS AND FURBEE The Rexall Store W. Main Arcade Bldg. Clarksburg W. Va. PHONE 124 RECREATION The Best Ventilated Illuminated Equipped of Its Kind FOR INDOOR SPORT Lompliments of St. Mary's Hospital 464 Washington Avenue 0lldf!Sty M MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMM lullullullullullulluuvl MMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNIMMMMMMMM MMMM MMMMMMMMM 0 O PM w E U' E I-4 h E 'N E A 2 2 A 5 E E E , 5 5 Y 5 5 5 5 E 5 , 5 E 5 E ' ' 2 2 2 2 A 2 2 2 2 2 f . 2 2 , 2 ' 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 . 2 2 2 - 2 2 2 2 2 , 2 - 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 , 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 www www UUIN wwmlw YVIIUINUVIIUYU 3 I I 3 5 3 5 Z 3 3 E 3 3 3 E Q 3 Q 3 Q 2 3 3 5 3 Z 3 5 5 3 Z I 5 5 5 5 Z 5 5 5 5 MMM SCHOOL friendships are never forgotten and old friends Will glow With appreciation for that most per- sonal gift - your photograph FLINN ST UDIO Photographers for 1932 Reminiscences MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMM Om' IIIIIIIIITII .S'f.1'fj'-f'1'g6l mmnfuuuvusvumuummmmmmmummnnmmmumnmmmuum .nmummvumnummuummuuvmmuummmmuuummum MM MnnMM MM MMMuAMnnMMMMMan MM MMMDLAMMMMMM Mun MMM AnnMM glwwwwwwlnw wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww allWWINwwWUVwwWWWwwwwwINwwinwwwwwwwwwwwwwvuvvwwwwvlwvvwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww QNQNININWWwwvlwwwwwvlwvlwwwvhwwwwwwww SANITARY BAKING CO. Bakers of Kew-Bee Bread CLARKSBURG, W. VA. Bread That Builds Brains and Brawn Baked by SANITARY BAKING C0 We Also Bake a Good Health Loaf Swedish Rye Bread COIVIMENCEMENT- like building a home, is a glor- ious adventure but needs expert advice to avoid needless waste of effort or material. SOUTHERN PINE I UMBER CO PHONE 185 J F STROTHER Drv Goods Notions Groceries Provisions bhoes E c PHONE 473 800 S Chestnut St Clarksburg West Virginia SHINGLETON BROTHERS fW holesalej Feeds and Fruits Rainbow Creamery Eagle Macaroni Blue Goose Oranges SnaPPV Service for Busv Buvers 5 E 5 5 E E E 5 5 E MMMMuuulluwvumMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMlMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM . J I 0 . 0 7 . . 9 . 9 . I . . . -1 L ' L' 9 9 . t . 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In Business for Fun THE SPORT SHOP UNION NATIONAL BANK OF CLARKSBURVG Conducts a General Banking' Business Through Its Commercial Savings Safety Box Loan and Trust Departments MunnnmvuuumnumMmmvmmummmunnmmnnmmmunnmnnMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Um' fflrllrfrvrf' Srvwllfi E 5 5 5 5 5 E 5 E 5 5 5 E E 5 E E E 5 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMluuvuuumlvuuuanMMMMMsvnMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMM E E E wwwwwww wwwwww 3 3 5 5 3 5 Z 3 5 3 3 3 3 2 5 3 3 3 3 3 5 3 Z 5 5 5 S 3 2 5 4 3 5 2 3 wwwwwwwmlwwWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww VUUVUVIIUIIUIIVUUUVYUVVYUIIUVUUUIIUUVIIUYI ' ONIVINYUUUIIVIIVUUIIVIN Compliments of Selby's Drug Store WEST FEED SL SUPPLIES GEO. M. WEST Feed and Builders' Supplies 608-10-12 N. Third St. Glen Elk No. 2 Phone 421 81 422 CLARKSBURG, W. VA. Flour Feed Grain Hay Straw Etc. Lime Plaster Cement Roofing Sewer Pipe Etc. Compliments of W H WEBER Webers for Flowers CHAS C WILSON D 0 S reaney Bldg. Fourth St. LI ARKSBURG W. VA. Telephone 1421 MMMMMMlulMMMNIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMlvlMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM IDBI S 5 3 3 3 3 2 E 5 E g s o Lf , Q a 0 5 g Y 5 3 5 5 3 3 Z 3 3 Z 5 , , G , . 5 S X1 2 I - g 5 g E Q . 5 5 , 5 g E g 5 g 5 5 Hours 9-12, 7-8 2 g E g S g E g 5 g 5 g 5 g 5 g E rvuuwum mm MM MM Um' ffllfzrfnwfv llll klll .S'mw1ry-fuzz' wwwwwwwwwuvINwwWINWwwwwwWwwwwwwvvwwwvlwwvuulwwvhvlwvvwvlwWWWWINQNINWINWINVU MANY WASHINGTON IRVING HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATES ARE NOW ATTENDING THE WEST VIRGI IA BUSINESS COLLEGE CI ARKSBURG WEST VIRCINIA Here they are Wllson Holden Uvon Skldmore Della MOIIISOH V1lg'1Il13 Mlttendolt Harold Smlth Luthel Huffman Lucy Jacobs Ruth Lyons Thomas Kearns Ahza Klyra Helen Coleman H11da Kelley Marjome Moneypen Mary Ol1Vel'10 Wade Wlseman ny Geol gla Lyon Suttel Dove Dennlson Ruth Warnel Meryl Gufflth Sarah Rosenehme Vl1g'1Hl3. Molgan Po1te1 Stout Gaynelle Dennlson Earl Tu1ne1 Dorothy RODIHSOH Clarlce Randolph Authul Pollng Ralph Albught Kathryne Ha1ke1 Paul BIOXXH Jean Kyle Vl1glHla Hlnclman Ehzabeth Duncan Coff Queen Alleen Camp Marguellte Dolan Paul Hel old Hulda Barnee Louls Cul kendall Talk wlth any of them Aek them how they are gettmg along how they l1ke the Work or better stlll, v1e1t the echool and see the large number of etudente from all over Central Weet Ylrgmla at work The Loot lS surprlsmgly low We shall gladly explam tLllt1Jll rates and other detalls to you May we not have a VlS1t or tele phone call 2150 INOW IS 'll-IE TIME TO TRAIN FOR BUSINESS NEXT YEA TIMES NVILL BE BETTER New Classes Start ln June and September Rh Ill KIRK IRIN lnlhli HIRE 'VI IDN! RRIIRR f7lll' fllf11f1'rl'ff .S'f'vff'11l V-Mun E E E E E 5 E E E 5 E E E E 5 MMlmMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Mu Z 3 4 3 5 , 5 ' U5 ' . g 1 52 ' . , - S 4 ' ' . . . 4 I , ' -4 D2 ' a I ' . ' , : . - - s ,- ' H - : E . A ' ' . n 5 ' ' .. 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