Washington High School - Lens Yearbook (Portland, OR)

Text from Pages 1 - 100 of the 1928 volume:

', Aww -fe--1-ww-MM +'1az3v23wf1j, I, , L eaoooccc::::ooooc::::1c:: cv- T0 MEMBERS 0F THE GRADUATIN G CLASS There are, among you a large number of young men and women who will geek success in business life. To you we offer the efficient training, and the services of this great business college-the train- ing school of successes. Behnke-Walker graduates hold responsible posi- tions in big banks, in business houses, and in all lines of successful endeavor. And after you graduate, We will do for you as We did for them. ' We will place you in a perma- nent well paying position. ENROLL NOW Success Catalogue Free Fourth near Morrison ' Phone M 590 U P U in qi H I7 ll IP H 4? ll U H U U 0 U lb li H U U ni H H U U 11 U 1? H lb ll 0 0 BUSINESS COLLEGE 1 -----v-v--,,,v,-vv--v-vv--,--vaoo---v---,-vv- 5901 -v--v------o-,-------- ---v----4w-o----v---o1 ALLEN LQ LEWIS WHOLESALE GROCERIES Distributors of Prefonred Stock Groceries ---vac-:-aooc-3c-oc-:c Y... 1c-1-,v ..,,,,. 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We specialize in Short Courses ----A- -AAA --,A -- ...A A- -------- ----- A--- 7 U ll ll M tl U lb lb ll li ll IP ll t:::: 1 0 tl tl nl ll ll ll ll ll ll 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 ll ll lb 0 0 u u 0 0 0 0 lb IP 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 1 0 ll ll mn 0 0 tl ll 0 0 u li ll u 11 u 0 lb -- ,---,----vQco---vv---COC-v------9-T 0 li :H Leonid Fink, 1,ll0t,0gI'!l1llIOI', Fliedllel' Bldg. ::::::0::0: :0::::::0::0::::0000000000000000000 A DELIGHTFUL PLACE TO DINE Appetizing and nutritious meals served in a pleasing way at prices that are excep- tionally low considering quality of food, attentive service and attractively decorated dining rooms. 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Boyd ........ v..... ,..... 8 Our Honorary Members ...................,.....,.. ....,., 9 -11 Class Members ........,.................................... .... , ,,,,.., 1 2-25 Class Flowers, Colors, Motto and Song ..,.... ...... 2 6 Class History .........l.,....,................,...,.,. ,... ,.., ....., 2 7 Class Poem ......... ..,.. 2 8 Class Prophecy ....,.. ...... 2 9 Class Will ...............,...... ......... 3 1 The Rogues' Gallery ....... ..,......,. 3 3-35 'The White Curtains .... ...... 3 7 Latourell ......,..........,. ..... 3 8 Methusela ..... ....Y. 3 9 43 Editorial ....... ...... School Notes .... .. 49 Society .......,.. ...... 6 0 Personal ........... ...... 6 5 Sports ......,........... ...... 6 9 Under the Lens ..... ...... 7 4 ills the memory nf f!Earnest iBaulsen tnbnse frienhsbip me all eberisb Zan. '22 funhlp hehicates this issue IN NI IGMORIANI We look back over the past year with mixed feelings. There is a righteous pride in our accomplishments, ri joy in remembering the good times which have slipped by so quickly, and a bit of regret in thinking of the things that are over. And also, as we look buck, comes a deep sorrow because of one who has left us. We cannot, for his sake, wish hi-m backg but we cannot fail to mourn his loss. Earnest Paulsen succumbed to heart failure June 4, 1922, at Oswego Lake, Oregon. He had been an active member of his school and of his class. Little need be said of his charming personality and sincere friendship--those whose privilege it was to know him remem- ber them all too keenly. HUGH J. BOYD, Principal Page Eight Page Nine MISS LAM B PERSON Honorary Member Miss LZlIllb9l'SOIl'21dViS0l'. Our friend and comrade knowng Since we were little freshmen She's been our very own. She has worked for higher stzlndznrds In scholarship and fun. Could be a better friend than she To 11s4Jan. '22! MR. HEDRICK Honorary Member Here's to Mr. Hedrick, A friend so tried and true That life would pale without him For us-Jan. '22! He's helped us in our troubles, He's aided in our fung He-'S one good reason why we hate To leave old Washington! Page Ten Page Eleven MISS LAMM ERS Hoiiorziry Member Miss L2lll1lllPl'S is 11 friend indeed A friend in need is sheg A rock ol' refugxe and defense What more could inortal he? A friend to put you on the hunk And eheei' you all the way. A llll- lll'l'Y of her sweet gzoodw Will hold Throiigh every day. ROBERT MAUTZ President Hyperion curls, the front of Jove himself. An eye like Mars, to Lnreazen and command. LOIS DAY Vice-Presfident A dandy girl with all, True friend to great and small. FLORENCE FITZGERALD Secretary VVhen Irish eyes are smil- mv. CHARLES NORTON Treasurer Life's just and all things show it: I thought so once, and now I know it. EVERT BAKER Sergeant-at-Arms A hard head-in a foot- ball game. CORBLY CHURCH Editor A true man's man. Page Twelve DORIS OGDEN Poet This young maid's a won- drous por-tg Soon, wo think, the world will know it. GLADYS YOUNG Artist A classical be-nd has this muidf-n fair, And studios musii- and art with gri-alvst var:-. FRAIN VVALKER Historian l,ikm' Fam-sur his mind has rx- vitf-d thi- wondvr of all mon. ALICE SODERWALL Historian Gi'a1'f-fill and usvful in all.' KATHERYN JANE SEEL Prophet Oh Jane, you are a gay di-- cfeivm-r. HAROLD COOK Prophet A youth, light-hvartod, I wander through tho worldf lhige Thirteen LIONA ABERNATHA llm1p fathomed in he-1' heart ls love and joy for all, HELEN ADAMS Mnd0sty is a candle to nm-'s merits. HENRY ALDERMAN WW grant although he had much wit He was very shy of using it DOROTHY ANDERSON A Yllg'lltlI'lgkilf'S ne'er chirps when she sings. DIPCK ATCHISON He-'s a man, take him fur all ln all, l shall not look on his like again. LUCILE BAKER Tu listvn is tu Cmmlplinwnt. Page Fourteen IJSTHER BAUMAN UlI0l'll1Aldf'Sl hunks in L-uttagw might adorn. .IUDITH BIGGERSTAFF flifJ,'g'lill2,'. Iuug'hing', buh bling girlhuudfu MELISSA BROCKVVAY f'alm and unrut'I'lvd as th- sunnnvr sr-z1. RUTH CHITVVOOD A mmscin-ntiuus stud:-nt, A dn-lightful friend. NELYPHTHIA CLARKE Guided in ull lu-1' acts by lll'l' virtue- RUTH CLELAND 'I'hn-rv is not Zllhbthvl' gill in thu- whuln- world likn- hvr. Page Fifteen EDGAR CROCKER Fur he is a jolly good fel- low. LUCILE DUNCAN Nuthing is l'8.l'F!l' than true good natu1'0. LEORA EMBREE Quiet and rosm'ved but dig- nity beyond any human art to traffe-. AGATHA ESSWEIN Curly lm-ks, curly locks, VVilt thou be mine? GLADYS FIMMEL A jolly girl without care or troubles, VVliose- voice with laughter al- ways bubbles. HERBERT FINZER Nobody but himself could be his parallel. Page Sixteen KATHERINE FISHER X liltla-hitul'l'ulIv:1lillh-bi? ni' fun, ls Kitty Ifisln-1'-lilo-ll by wx'- vry mu'-. RUTH GREEN 'I'huu art wisv and willy tmp, Virtuf-s found in vf-ry ff-W, HELEN GRIPPER 'I'lu- best part ul' bf-auty is that which ilu- pivturf- vavnmt Q-xpra-ss, AGNES GORZELANCYK A fam- with pflzuhlf-ss rwcr- spw-ad, Soft smile-s by human kinduf-sr bra-ml. DORIS GUBSER She-'S so tiny, shcfs so spry, And oh, thc' twinklv in hm-1 eye... HERBERT HARTMAN A man of gwmd rf-spm4t. Page Seventeen FAY HEINY Silt-'s sweet, and mistress uf herself though China falls. VELCE HICKS 'l'h+- swevtcst thing that 4-ver grow bosidr' a human d1ml'. LUCILE HODGES Her air is so modest YC-t sweeter hm' charms GERTRUDE HOFFMAN The glow of sincere mod- osty gave- new lustre to her eyes. HILBERT HOLLOVVAY Let the whole world fall, l'll not change my views at all. ELSTON HOPWOOD 1 am not long to be great. .lust working at a normal rate Page Eighteen DELINGHT INGOLD I'1v1-ry im-h ui' hr-1' hc-ight is an irivh ul' l1vligIit. LLOYD JANZ Hflivi- 4-vu-ry maui lhim- 1-1111 and lbw thy vuiw-, ANN KARLSON Huw in whom f-vvry YlPZ1l'l min szifvly trust. JACOB KAROL 'I'husf- arm- bvst who to the-nr se-lvvs arf- true-, And what tha-y d2lI'0 tu droam uf, dare' In du. OLIVE KELLER Shn- has just as much fun as sho has guud swim-. BORIS KRICHESKY His vziluff is in his worth, Nut in his sizvf' Page Nineteen ELDON LAMBERT The music Oliasvs away sadnefss, and replaces it with joy untold. CLARIBEL LAMONT Nu fountain from its rocky cave- 6-'er tripped with font so frPf'. JOSE LANDINGIN 'NVQ measure a man by his conduct. JAMES LEAKE One who multiplies joys, divides grief, and whose hon- esty is inviolablef' EDWARD LOCKE Ile-hold a gentleman. LUCILE LOGAN Silence is more musical than any song. Page Twenty ELEANOR LUCY Only a sweet and virtuous soul, Like- soasonod tlul'l1b9l', nevvl' bonds. DARR MCLEAN A dog rose blushin' to an brook a.in't modvster or swovt- e-r HARRY MACKEY Of all those arts in which the wise f-Xcel, Natux'o's c-hiof nmasterpie-ce is writing we-ll. GLADYS NOREN The glass of fashion and the mould of form. HOWARD OSVOLD Bvgone, dull care, begom- from me, for you and I will IIOIPI' agree. LLICVVELLYN PALMER A youth who lnvvs to talk nonsvusef' Page Twenty-one IVEN PEASE Manners are the final and perfect flower nf nuble char- acterf' GLADYS PIERROT The warm of gentle cour- tesy, The Calm nf selfreliancef' MILDRED RAMSEY A maiden never bold of spirit, still and quiet. INEZ REIFSNYDER Black were her eyes as the berry that grows on the thorn by the Wayside. CHARLES REYNOLDS Perfect valor is to do with- out witnesses VVhat one would do before the World. EUGENE RICHMOND He has muscles and ventures to perform feats Many are forced to decline. Page Twenty-two HELEN RITTER A font nmrv light, a ste-p lllUl'0 truv, Ne-'f-1' frmn thf- lwatli-flower daslic-d tho df-W. JACK RIVENBURG A Sllllrilllny world full uf laliglitf-1' and lQ'lSlll'0. LUCIAN ROBINSON His funn acvurdod with a mind Live-ly and ardi-nt, frank and kind. LAURENCE SCHARPF Small things are not when gn-at results CUIHE' of them. RENA SCOTT A good lwart's wqirtli gold. SYLVIA SEAHOLM I-'aim-1' to be sf-en than thi- faii' lily nn ilrvwr-ring' gn-6-n. Page Twenty-three MAE SHANKLAND Cll21l'lll strikes the heart, but lIl6l'lt wins the soul. BERNICE SIMMONS Thy music in our heart We love Lung after it was heard no more. HOMER SIMOLA Not yet has felt the Wound of Cupid's dart, but very near it. WALTER SODERWALL He finds a fiendish joy in windy occupations. HELEN STUBEN Kind eyes and innocent, And all he-1' bearings grace- ful. GENEVIEVE THOMAS Hi-1' ways are ways of pleas- antncss, and all her paths are peace. She is womanly, therefore to be won. Page Twenty-four RAYMOND THOMPSON His grvatnvss was nut mcasux-nd by his fame. ETHEL THORNE A pleasant. smiling chew-k, A kindly vye,-. RICHARD TITUS A quif-t and rvservvd youth. FREDA 'VVILDER Sil0nCe is the most D0l'f0C'l he-raid of joy, ANDREW YUNKER XVith blanc-k hair combed smooth back, Adnnre-rs hv'll never lack, ZELIA ZIGLER HIlllI1lllSiVl', varnc-st, prompt to act, Thus nmkinpg 1-V1-ry thought a I'zu't. Page Twenty-five Qlllass jlnmer Mass Qlinlurs Qbpbelia Bose berapb anh Sea Green Qllass jliluttu Q11 for une. anh une for all Glass bong To the tune of When Shall We Meet Again? I The time draws nigh when with fond goodbye We leave these dear halls, Washington, And scatter far as the dead leaves are, When our happy school days are done. And so we want you to truly know That we will love you where e'er we go. Chorus: We love you, Washington, And we will all endeavor To keep what we have won,- Honor and truth,-forever. Though we go into a new life we will Try to keep obeying your teachings still: So, till our lives be done, We'll love you, Washington. II Till time grows old and the sun is cold You'll live in mem'ry and heart Surpassed by noneg all our work and fun Grow dearer as days depart, And always, ever, the whole year through We'll think, dear Washington, most of you. Page Twenty-six 2 f -iTTFi2i.4..jgg1l Glbrunnlngp nf the Glass of Blanuarp '22 On January 28, 1918, we, ninety lively Freshmen, became citizens of Washington Hig.h School. We came fro-m various scattered grammar schools. The first few days, the honorable Seniors, taking advantage of our manifest ignorance, sent us about on wild goose chases to diverse parts of the building. But, at the third assembly, we made our first impression on the school at large -by rendering Santa Lucia in what we thought was harmony. We wondered why the entertainment the Seniors gave us on Feb- ruary 18, 1918, was called a Freshman Frolic, because the Seniors froliced like spring lambs. After several days' anxiety and misery during examinationsf we became Sophomores, January 27, 1919. Here we spent ten months of hard study. The end of our second football season found us true Washingtonians. R-ah! Rah! On January 26, 1920, having again passed the scrutiny of our eagle-eyed teachers, we beca-me Juniors. So that we might know more fully who were who in the class, the girls gave a get-to-gether party on January 7, 1921. The apple pie a la-mode was enjoyed by all. We stepped gravely into -the building on January 31, 1921, for we were Seniors, though as yet unorganized. Mr. Boyd called us into solemn conclave to elect officers, February 17, 1921. Our noble Pres- ident was Robert fTriple 'LJ Maiutz: our small but fire-eating Vice- President, Lois fShortieJ Day: our pen-wise Secretary, Florence fFuz- ziej Fitzgerald: our honest Treasurer, Charles CHandso,meJ Norton: our weighty Editor, Corbly ffThI'68 CJ Church: our skilful artist, Gladys tBonheurl Young: our lyric Poetess, Doris tDoJ Ogdeng our Historians, Alice Soderwall and Fraln Walker: our witty Prophets, Katherine-Jane QK. JJ Seel and Harold CScottJ Cook: and our daunt- less Sergeant-at-Arms, Everett CPul1backJ Baker. Our honorary mem- bers were Miss C. E. Lamrberson, alias 'Dean: Miss E. K. Lafmmers, alias Adv. : Mr. A. R. Hedrick, cell 11. April 1, the boys amazed the school with the Biggest Show on Earth. May 1, they entertained the girls, the main features being the dancing school tProfessor J. R. Keating, Masterj and an old-time May-pole dance. On April 6, we all shone forth before the school our resplendent gold class pins and our silky .ribbons of zephyr and sea-green. Again we weathered the storm of examinations. ' The bright d-awn of 'September sixth revealed us to 'the school as THE SENIORSK' On October 6. we chose for our class flower, the Ophelia Rose because we sympathized with Hamlet. Our turn to frolic came. We entertained the Freshmen in the Gym, October 13, with frozen milk, cooked sugar, jazz and other t'sober a-musements. Merry Christimasf'-4December 25. Hello, Santa. Original-ity and artistic taste featured our dress-up day, January Page Twenty-seven 4. Now, didn't the fun of Clarence, presented on January 6 and 7, by an all star cast, bring us out of our holiday hibernation, though? We'll say it did. And didn t we have heaps of fun at the Prom on FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH? Foreign talent Cfrom the classj pre- sented, on January 11, masterpieces-equaling anything ever seen in the arena of Rome. We wish to thank Dr. Bowman for preaching our baccalaureate sermon at the First Presbyterian Church on January 22. Commencement! The close of four kaliedoscopi-c years sent us forth to the world each armed with a deadly DIPLOMA Uanuary 27, 19223. ALICE SODERWAL-L, Auctores. FRAIN WALKER, Scriptor. Qlllass Bonn Well, folks, our days are ended, And as we say goodbye, We can't help feeling saddened Without quite knowing why. We think of all the friendships We've made while we were here- Of teachers, and our classmates Grown unusually dear. We feel that the old spirit, Excitement, and the haste, We regret the many hours That we were wont to waste. Appreciate your school days, Ye, whom we leave behind, For some day y'ou'll be leaving, A-nd then, you, too, will find That you are feeling sadder And we can tell you why: You never miss the water Till the well runs dry! Page Twenty-eight I 9llLP!!NilLV!!lB'!llk'4lLE'!llX'!llE'!lNilNile!LPAlk'illS'lll?!lUQBLQJLYWLQEl!UlS'!-'lk'lJlX'4JLLQJS!-l'E'!liS'!lLN ' - S' z 21 ' ' S1 53 If 5' , IQ 4 .- 4 -s S: if :: I X' gx I2 if fiaiirfuiarid:7617751:kia:Paisiiiviiir751r?4i1VRKNEKRE1riifhiiriiiiiihiirrzhW51r3i1rW1W1t?i1r xmiirm THE KRICHESKY-KAROII CIRCUS Successors to Barnum and Bailey Greatest Show of 25 A. P. iAfter Prohibit-ionb Direct from Two Months Continuous Performance at J. W. Leake's Exclusive Winter' Gardens Scappoose, Oregon This show will appear at Harry Mackey's Arbor Gardens Fe-bruary 30 and 31st This poster, which appeared on a bill board in Montavilla, called to the mind of the expert yegg, Iven Pease, that a circus carried a large pay roll. Corbly iShylockJ Church, of hearing of the presence of the dangerous crook in the city, consented to spend several shekels for the purchase of a heavy iron safe from the venerable safe vendor, Dick At- kinson. 81 Front Street, who has at last married the leading lady of Clarence, Florence Fitzgerald. As you remember, this romance started when both were members of Doris Ogden's Follies of 1922. - Just then Bob Mautz, celebrated tight-rope artist, burst into the office accompanied by the Parisian Dancer Superb, Gladys Noren. He imparted to Shylock the news that Leora Embree, the snake charmer, in a fit of anger, had bit the largest of the boa-constrictors, imparting a fatal wound. The boa-constrictor, angry because he was 011, wi-apt himself about a flock of chorus girls, causing many casualties both to minds and bodies. Among the injured show girls were Ruth G.reen and Ann Karlsen, the Albino sisters: Gladys Young, the bearded lady: Delight Ingold, Helen Gripper, and Claribel Lamont, lady bare-back riders of the first tent, Zelia Zigler, fat lady: and Doris Gubser, Liona Abernatha, Ruth Chvitwood, Agnes Gorzelancyk and Nelypthia Clarke, acrobats. On calling the Standard 8 Ambulance Service, managed by Charles Lee Reynolds, we found the driver to be none other than Lucian Robinson, accompanied by Dr. Eldon Lambert, snake bite spec-- ialist, and his able corps of nurses, Gladys Fim-mel, Melissa Brockway, and Judith Biiggerstaff. In the midst of the excitement came the news that Dugan, the pei, elephant, had broken loose and was speeding through the streets of Sellwoorl at the top speed of a Dort. Great consternation reigned until Pete Palmer 'came in and annocnced that he had at last captured the speeding mountainside. He then created diversion for the com- Page Twenty-nine flrlll f fiinfwf pany present by relating his latest ,methods for handling elephants. T.hey all trooped out to gaze upon Llewelyn'-s captive, only to find Frain Walker finishing the 'big thing of his life: namely, the washing of said monster. In this he was ably assisted by Elston Hopwood and Ray Thompson, water carriers, and superintendent of the street cleaning bureau, Hib Holloway. Suddenly' some woeful wails pierced the atmosphere, but upon in- quiring we were told that it was only Mae Shankland cultivating some new laughs for the hyenas. As we strolled toward the animal quarters, we met Henry Alder- man out playing nursemaid to his family of monkey charges. After seeing Henry, we inquired for Helen Adams: but we were told we could not see her, for during the afternoon performance, when she held her head in the lion's mouth, the lion forgot to keep his mouth open. The ring master, Walter Soderwall, was very mu-ch upset over the accident and had the lion rushed to the veterinary. Dorothy Anderson, the tight-rope walker, fainted, and Evert Baker, her companion, attempt- ing to aid her, lost his balance also, and -the two crashed down cpon the ring master's big silk hat. After the excitement had subsided, we went to the pie eating con- test between the clown, Eugene Richmond, and Herbert IIartman's pet pig, which was to determine who could eat the greatest num-ber of Aunt Lois Day's Delicious Pies. The contest, arousing our appetites, we spent the afternoon, against the o.rders of our dentist, Ruth Cle- land, and our doctor, Jose Landingin, in eaftling quantities of Uncle Ed. Crocker's amalgalmated doughnuts, Sister Agatha Esswein's red hots and Brother Ed. Locke's Never Run pink lemonade. T.he evening performance was juct commencing as we entered the big top where we were treated to an exhibition of the clever bare-back riding quartet, The Luciles, featuring Baker, Dun-can, Hodge-s and Logan. The next to hold our interest were the trapeze performers, Darr McLean, Kathryn Fisher, and Fay Heiny, with Herbert Finzer officiating as a bar. The big ring show over, we wandered over to the side show exhi- bitions. The first friends to meet ou.r gaze were Andrew Yunker, the two-headed calf, and Olive Keller, the aviatrix. We ran across Ger- trude Hoffman, Susan Ross and Gladys Pierrot with the Hula Hula Girues. A The last event of the evening was the Roman Spectacle featuring Howard Osvold as Julius Caesar. The chariot drivers were Andrew Yunker, Turk Titus, John Gooding Rivenburg and Lawrence Scharpf. the Roman G-oddesses, Juno, Athena and Venus were well characterized by Freda Wilder, Inez Reifsnyder and Mildred Ramsey, respectively. Some day! remarked Bull Simola, as We patiently awaited the St. .Iohn's car. Page Thirty 11936111 Iaaf Twill In the year 1950, ancient history tells us, there was a violent ex- plosion in the chemical laboratory of Washington High. So shocking was the disruption that even some of the old customs were shaken up. The crusts of three apple pies were found cracked in the Cafeteria. Mr. Combs of cell 28 awoke-for a moment. But these were but minor results in comparison to the losses science sustained. One of its old- est piles of fossil remains, dating back to the Metazoic age, to-wit: the waste basket :in The Lens office, was demolished beyond all hopes of future use. No sooner did the news of the accident get out than a throng of etymologists, geologists, palaeontologists flocked upon the scene with their note books, shell-rimmed glasses, and Eversharp-s. Each new banana-peel or lunch bag unearthed was classed as to age and probable source, and duly recorded by the funny men with the long beards. Long after the second shift came on with gas masks, the following document was uncovered by 'the eminent zoologist, Otto B. Shott: Qc last will ants Testament uf 31 an. '22 We, the Senior Class of January, 1922, being on an average of sane -minds and whole bodies, and although a trifle shaky over the out- come of our last pedagogical encounters, of sound judgment and good nature, do declare the following to be out last will and testament: We do with good reason andppenness of heart and hand bequeath the following items, to-wit: To Washington High School: First: our best wishes. Second: the Washington pep. To our honorary members in general: First: a little rest and quiet. To Mr. Hedrick in particular: First: if he shall reach his seventieth f70thJ birthday with- out entering the state of matrimony, one automoble robe. To the Faculty: First: our deep gratitude for their aid and encouragement. To the Class of Jan. '22: First: John Stimpson, George Gallagher, Maurice Kinzel, Helena Pittelkau. - Second: One twenty volume set fbevelled boards. bound in genuine Morroccol of the oratory of Robert Theodore Hill Mautz. V The following iindividuals, being in a state of sub-consciousness, do freely 'bequeath the following items of personal property, to-wit: First: Dorothy Anderson leaves her voice to any one who will take lt. Page Thirty-one 2 -.7 ' Ti f . llll fvi SEEN? Ellllli Second: Frain Walker leaves to Loris Baker his frivolity. Third: Zellia Zigler leaves her cook book to Agnes Martin. Fourth: Harold Cook leaves the school. Fifth: Gladys Young leaves her fair complexion to Harry Lady. Sixth: Harry Mackey leaves Senor Garcia a little peace. Seventh: Jake Karol leaves the part in his hair to Harold Liebe. Eighth: Pete Paln1e.r, his side-burns to Richard Nance. Ninth: Homer Simola leaves his nerve to Jack Griffith. Tenth: Kathryn Jane Seel, her Polar-Cake boxes to the janitor. In Witness whereof, we, the undersigned officers of the Jan. '22 Class of Washington High School, aching for the class as a whole,do hereby affix our hands and seals this twenty seventh day of Janu-ary, the year of our Lord, 1922. ROBERT MAUTZ LOIS DAY FLORENCE FITZGERALD 'CHARLES NORTON EVERT BAKER, his mark CXJ CORBLY CHURCH. Q Ia Klasse he Blanhier '22 Qui n'a pas entendu parler de la Classe Janvier 22 de Washing- ton High School?- En verite' Qest la classe la plue populaire qu il y ait jamais eu. Les etudiants ont touyours ete les femiers en tete de tofftes les ac- tivities de 1' ecole. Nos athletes ont gayne la gloire sur Tefchamp du foot-ball et il faut dire at leur eloge que leurs etudes n'ont jamais souffert pour la cause. l ' Les classes de francais s'unissent pour adresser a tous les mem-bres leurs souhaits bien sinceres de Bonne Sante Gloire, et Prospueritef' Vive la classe de Janvier '22, -Susie Ross. Q , Q s - QQ .ffiiff 'dvi ' rx Mi' 155156 ,Q - 1 I 1 I . j--1-'f' it 'x 1lf.S'bul e. H5 5, Page Thirty-two HINTS FROM HAWVKSHAXV CAUSE OF DOWNFALL DETECTED BY AS ROOK ALI O 2 Q 3 Q FQ , ,D cv dw B H 5 . :Oo 3 3 O if Q59 Q G g E WN3 M 5 H 25 Wim : Q M 50 Q... 3 L4 Pwh O . .. 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Washing- ton Hi students are 111y special friends, declares Leonid Fink. Al- ways will I remember the pleasant hours spent with them in my studio. The following story illustrates how a foreigner may, within a very short time, not only become acquainted with our language, but 'be able to use it effectively to express his thoughts.-The Editor.J When I received an answer to my telegram from an old friend, stating that a room awaited my pleasure in his country home, provided I took prompt possession, I locked my desk automatically, and, with a feeling of exhileration in the anticipation of a change, took the 4:15 train for Green Valley, w.here my friend's country home was situated. Rest was what I needed. Every doctor in the town told me the same: You must go to t.he country. Green Valley was not far from the city where I ground out reluctant dollars by being, as the phrase runs- in business, and I was mighty glad to ind myself that 'very evening, on the wide porch of the log house+my friend's summer ref- uge from the cares of the world and the eccentricities of weather pecul- iar to the season. It was quite a settlement of summer residents, I discoveredg in- deed, the house of my host was one of several on a neatly lwaild out street, up which the following morning, I started in quest of novelty, fresh air, and wood land beauty. At the extreme end of this sylvan street was a house from the upper window of which liuttered a white curtain, and from which also floated the lovliest music. Being young, imaginative, and unattached, I decided at once that a young girl as charming as the music which held me entranced, was at the piano in that upper room. The Prelude G Minor of Rachaninoff was played in perfect and in- spired way. I stood until she finished. Then I remained spellbound while she played Listz's Rhapsody Hongorise No. 12 with symphony and dreamy wave of melody, and then Bach with great majo.r pathos and heroism of measure. I was hypnotized. I gazed at the white curtain, trying to picture the talented young performer. Her power of interpretation of the master's composition was remarkable. Every mornin-g at the same time I walked to my little shrine--the white curtained window. Every morning I was charmed with something new and overpow- eringly sweet. I prayed passionately for an opportunity to see my beautzful girl musician, but was not so blessed. Eight days passed with my interest daily -increasing. But on the ninth day the white curtains were motionless. The window was no longer the channel through which poured enchanting music. My heart was heavy. I Page Thirty Seven walked nearer to the entrance, where I met the gardener approaching from the house. I rushed to him with the question that had so long demanded an answer. Who lived and played 'behind the White curtains? Very sadly .he answered, taking the pipe from his mouth, and re- garding me with an expression that caused me to feel that he, too. loved the music, and the musician. Behind those curtains, sir, there lived a teacher of music-old and sick. He was taken to the city hospital last night. He was a very, very nne old man. Then, shaking his head sadly, the gardener Went his way, while I, thoughtfully retraced my steps, and joined my host and his family at the breakfast table. Ztatuurell This old Indian myth is but one of the many legends connected with the na-ming of Oregon's scenic wonders. My grandfather, who is an early pioneer, tells the story as it was told to him by the old Indian guide. Once long ago, there was a famine in this great state of ours, for some beaver women on the Lower Columbia had constru-cted a dam to prevent salmon from going up the river. Speelyia, at the request or his people, went down to investigate the trouble. He found that to gain possession of the key to the dam he must practice strategy, so he changed himself into a tiny -babe floating along in a birch bark canoe. His lusty wails attracted the attention of Waskewa, the most beautiful of the beaver women, and she caught hi-m and carried him to her sisters in ecstacies of delight. In a few days, Speelyia found himself in love with his foster- mother. Furthermore, he learned that she possessed the key to the dam. Therefore, while the girl slep-t, he changed himself back into a Warrior, and carried her away up the river to the village of his people. For a long time they lived hap-ily-as long as Sfpeelyia kept the key. But one day it was lost, and when it was found, it was returned to Waskewa. Immediately she was seized with a longing to return to her sisters, and with her two sons she started away. Speel- yia, on finding them gone, gave chase, but ere he had run very far, he stumbled and fell in a maze of fine threads. In a twinkling he was up and on again. A second time he was caught and fell. It was ob- vious that Waschewa and her sons were making a successful escape. Speelyia decided that he .must use trickery. Pretending to be injured and utterly exhausted, he crawled along the trail, moaning as he went. When he stumbled and fell for a third time, he lay still. Glancing back over her shoulder as she ded, his recrean-t spouse saw the accident and pity overcame her, so she returned to her husband's side. Greatly to .her surprise, -she found herself caught in her husband's grasp. Their struggle over the key was short. Furious at the woman's stubborn- ness and lack of faith, the warrior pinn-ed her to a crevicefin the moun- tain side and there transformed her into a, silver waterfall- Latour4 elle we call her today. A Page Thirty-eight 22361115 While their parents struggled, the children sped onward 'in terror. When the father at last overtook them, they were too weak to resist but could only beg that they be allowed to continue to the ho.me of their aunts. Yea, the enraged man sneered, Your aunts will await you many a day. Then with his magic power he decreed tha they should always remain where they were. Upon the utterance of his last word the children of Washewa became as rocks towering towards the lirmament above. Thus do our Red Brothers account for the formation of the Pillars of Hercules. And furthermore, they tell us, ever since that day there has been an abundance of salmon in the upper stream. 4Helen Adams. Hletijusela, or the Zlliale nf a Shakespearean 1Barrot It had always been my ambition to own a parrot, and when uncle finally did 'bring me one from South America, my joy knew no bounds. If I had known what it was leading me into, however, I am sure 1 would never have accepted the stupid bird! No, I'll take that back. He wasn't stupid, and that's where the trouble came in. When Me- thusela. first came Cwe -called him Thusie for shorty all he could say was pretty Polly. I will never forget how funny Pepper fthe dogl looked when he ran up the stairs to make friends with Methusela perched on the landing. The sudden advent of Pretty Polly! Pretty Polly! from a solemn respectable bunch of feathers, was too much for Pepper, for he turned and ran, with an expression on his doggy face that said as plainly as words, Oh, excuse me! I thought you were a bird. Well, Pepper got over it, and though he never could stand Me- thusela's whistling, he came to tolerate him. Pretty Polly became a boresome phrase, and in the height of my ,literary fervor I began to teach that bird Macbeth, I got him to scream out Where hast thou been, s-ister? and he would sit by the hour in his cage on the front porch and -call out that to those passing by. Then I taught him The devil damn thee black, thou creamefaced loon, where goest thou with that goose look? He preferred this to the other, and mother de- manded that I stop teaching a perfectly proper parrot such Shakes- pearean language. After that I -carried on my instructions in the garage. He now had What, can the devil speak true? which he aired at all times. When once 'Thusie got .hold of Is this a dagger that I see before me? Come, let me clutch thee! He ended this with a most blood- curdling yellj I thought I never would hear the last of it. Mother was really seriously considering the deportation of Methusela. Then I promised I would keep him in .my room to avoid difficulty. I never would have suggested it if I .had known what was coming. But I didn't, and anyway, it was funny! I tried Hamlet on the parrot, and ,it took as well at '.'Macbeth. He would wail Oh that this too,' tooeeolid Page Thirty-nine hediirfm flesh would .1nelt, thaw and resolve itself into dew! and then he would laugh the wildest laugh the heard my sister Nora on-ce when she was hystericall and groan YO God, O God, how weary, stale, flat, and un- profitable seem to me all the uses of this world! Methusela's education was not limited to Shakespeare, however. He learned Shut up! Hold your tongue! from my brother, w.ho never did like pets. CThusie yelled that once when I was talking to Jimmy over the phone, and Jimmy got mad -and hung up. I took me two weeks and an invitation to dinner to square myself.7 My little sister, Grace, 'taught Thusie to jiabber Aha, villain, I have thee in my horsepower! Forty years have I pursued thee across the Rocky Moun-- tains without a change of socks! Give me back my dead sister's chew'- ing gum! Well, one day was I was rummaging through my sister Nora's trunk in search of a bit of ribbon I wanted, I ran across some notes she had received from her last admirer. I wanted to read them and I didn't think she'd care much, anyhow, because she had a new one now, and if I do say it, he was a dandy. Anyway, if she had really cared about those notes she wouldn't have left them in her trunk for anybody to read, would she? 'So I slipped out a couple of nice notes and put them on my study table. That's where I made a mistake: but how W-as I to know my small sister-but that comes later. Well., Norah had in- vited to dinner Lawrence Bancroft tthat was his namel and his mothe.r, who was as prim -as she was fat. Of course my small sister left my room door open, and just as we were nicely started on dinner funcle had a headache and stayed upstairsj, Thusie piped up in an excellent imitation of cncle's voi-ce, with The devil damn thee, black, and Mrs. Bancroft, who hates parrots, thought it was Uncle Henry! Of course she was shocked silly. And then Thusie just spread himself. He howled, he chuckled, and Mrs. Bancroft was clearly of the opinion that someone who had lost his mind was stored upstairs. So while Larry almost choked over his soup, I ran upstairs, took that pesky parrot and put it out on the front porch. I ought to have had more sense! Because, what did mother do when dinner was over, but suggest we go out on the porch! Well, I tried to catch mother's eye, and succeeded only in making Mrs. Bancroft think that I, too, had lost what little sense I had been endowed with. We went out on the porch, and 'Ilhusie whistled. Mrs. Ban- croft Wanted to know what that was, and I said that I had acquired the habit of whistling after meals at summer camp. I could see that she didn't halfway believe me, and I was just hoping Thusie would keep quiet, because I w-as squeezed in the porch seat with Mrs. Bancroft and I knew I couldn't hide a ,laugh if one came. Then that wretched fowl started tcp with Oh that this too, too solid flesh would me1t. I nearly died. Mrs. Bancroft demanded an eplanation, or rather cir- cumstances demanded one, and so I said that another little habit of mine was quoting Shakespeare in spare minutes. Well, it was true, but all .she said was, Oh, you do a number of things, don't you? Larry coughed and I could .hear sister snicker, and I was praying she Page Forty GQEGHE, would go into hysterics and create a diversion. I don't know what 1 said, something idiotic probably, and mother suggested that perhaps if we'd go indoors I would sing something. Out of politeness, Mrs. B. couldn't well refuse, although it was apparent she wasn't crazy about it. Of course I didn't hear all of what happened, being busy at the piano mak-ing all the noise possible, but I sure caught it afterwards! From what I gleaned later, this was about what happened: My s-mall sister, Grace, had broken into my room, found Nora's notes that 1 had so brilliantly left on my table, and had acted the part of No.ra's last beau for the benefit of Methusela, who sat on his perch taking in every bit of the snatches of billet deaux which she so carefully chose to read aloud. We left Nora and Larry out on the porch, you may remember, but no sooner did we shut the door on them when Thusie started up. Nora, Nora, my darling ' he screamed, your eyes are like stars, your hands like the lilies and to think that I, Dave Musteen- here darling Nora gave a shriek and Larry wanted to know at once who Dave was. Did I tell you Nora was engaged to Larry? Well, she was. I think if Nora had confessed it all, Larry would have understood. But of course she would not, probably having told him he was the only man she had ever loved, etc., etc. Having heard part of the affair-enough to know that I was to blame, I started out after that bird. I reached the end of the porch just as Larry was about to leave, and of course I didn't want to go on, so I squeezed in behind the hydrangea bushes and crouched there. The ground was -all wet, for it had rained the night before and our drain pipe leaks there always. I had on my nice new black satin pumps and I just stood there in agony. I knew they were being ruined, but I didn't dare let Nora know I was there. The evening wore on. Mother Was still upstairs with Mrs. Bancroft and Larry out in the garden, probably smoking the air blue with cigarettes and swearing under his breath. 'Then Nora decided to go oct into the garden, too. Just as she reached the corner where I was, Thusie woke up and yelled, Is this a dagger that I see before me? Now I maintain it was nothing to be scared of. She might have known it was the parrot, and anyway burglars don't talk Shakespeare. Moreover it wasn't my fault that my foot slipped and I sat .down with a grunt! But aw-ay went Nora, yelling for Larry, and I guess she found him-she didn't come back. ' Finally Larry and his mother went home, and Nora began on me and didn't let up for a half hour. Then she followed me upstairs and scolded some more till I turned out the light. She was still talking when I went to sleep. I don't see why she had to be so disagreeable, because she and Larry made it all up, and Nora let me be bridesmaid. The one sad outcome was that Larry insisted upon adopting Methusexa, and he added in private that all his mother said about the whole thing was, Well, Larry, Nora's all rig.ht, but I am glad you didn't choose her ister! I thought it was really mean of Larry to .tell me that, but he's going t-o gfive me a new pair of pumps for my birthday! -Doris Ogden. Page Forty-one i Page Forqhtwa CLASS 22 JUNE' Page Forty-three REGULAR LENS STAFF xx' ff ,. .r - :- ' I l I N or gif! X ., X f - - fxlff ge NX Q- , .. fvqafg 2,5 ,Z ig E, ' ff if P 55 545 if i y stirs -r ...Q ly fl, ,X V Q 5 in yi MIT. 'C M , ,Haw ,J N N, ' ' f ff 'L'L'.'- A ,' ' - - 4 'el1n 4. YK Q 5 is v 2 rzffxaf w ,. J , ,Q ,S X.-'X ' -.fa -5'-I , f ei fo! sf s tp I J 1' fi Voll. RI January 27, 1922 No. 1 mhz I ng is published three times per term by the students of Washing- B ton High School. Subscription, 50 cents a term, in advance. By mail, 65 cents. Single copies, 20 cents. Pay all money for school and mailing subscriptions to the Business Manager at Lens office. Entered in the postoffice of Portland, Oregon, as second-class matter, under the Act of Congress, March 3. 1879. CLASS LENS STAFF Editor-in-Chief ...,. Associate Editor ......... IIUSUICSS Manager ......,.. ..::-,nunu--nuI--U-uuu-u'-Nnnh-- Advertising Manager PORTRAIT VERSE Ann Karlson Doris Gubser TERSE Doris Ogden SCHOOL NOTES Ruth Green Howard Osvold ATHLETICS Hilbert Holloway James Leake ......Corbly Chuich ........,Zelia Zigler ...........Jacob Karol Harry Mackey ESSAYS Claribel Lamont Charles Reynolds UNDER THE LENS Helen Adams Edgar Crocker CLASS PROPHECY ART Y Andrew Yunker Kathisfn Jalige Seel G13-GYS YOUHE Harol Coo f CARTOONS H?.II:'?5ff1G-Qgkey Jack Rivenburg Clxwci Mae Shankland LIBRARY Frain Walker Fglgljffgl ,qimmons Judith Biggerstaff soCiE'rY Henry Alderman PERSONAL Dorothy Anderson SNAP SHOTS Helen Gripper Gladys Noren Helen Ritter Eldon Lambert Parasites If there is anyone more annoying than the Giggler and the Growi- er, it is the Parasite. He deafens you with his importunities. He em- barresses you 'before acquaintances. He .borrows your possessions. He wastes your time. 'He harasses you more than a toothacne. M.r. Parasite enters your office and asks for a. loan. You refuse. He argues. You become strenuous. He becomes violent. Your strength is limited. His is inexhaustible. You weaken. I-Ie becomes stronger. Finally, he peals your money from you with a friendly smile, and a Thank you, old thing, and leaves you deaf from his noise and exhausted after the struggle. Page Forty-four C' LA SS LENS STAFF 1, KIIAMISIGR UF l'7OMMl'IRl QIPHI - SEEN? . HI? Again, Mr. Parasite meets you on the street and insists upon ac- companying you to your destination. You meet an acquaintance, and Mr. Parasite must be introduced. He knows our mutual friend ti. e., yourselfj so well! Good sport, what? Could he have a loan for the sake of friendship? And you snatch yourself hastily away, red with embarrassment, leaving your acquaintance wild-eyed with astonish- ment and too indignant to even ejaculate. Furthermore, your possessions are unsafe in Mr. Parasite's sight. He arrives upon the scene and sa1vages a late book which you have but half finished. In your memory, the hero is forever falling fro-m a thousand foot cliff toward the sea and rocks below. His Highness memorizes your automobile license number and sits in your machine, Wherever he finds it, awaiting free transportation home. You arrive with four friends and your five-passenger car must carry six. This Par- asite borrows your fountain--pen, pencils, blotters, scratch-pads, hand- kercliief, collars, and ities, and then forgets whose they are or lends them to another Parasite. For hium, life is a cornucopia. However, these loses are as nothing to the waste of time occasioned by him. He calls you on the telephone to detail his -miseries and com- plaints. He keeps your patients, customers, or clients waiting and ruins your temper and your sales. Mr. Bore interrupts grave confer- ences to tell what he thinks is the latest joke. He detains you on your way to a business appointment and drops in about your bedtime to spend the evening. You lose sleep, time, money, and peace, and gain Worry. He drives you to distractionj Therefore, let us advise some painless but effective way to extract this pest, this murder of sleep, this ulcerating thing from the jaws of humanity. Perhaps we might even hang him,-who will say? - -Frain Walker. 0911 Banging whiskers There are many things that cause us anxiety during our high school careers. 'The chief of these, for me, was land isl the raising of whiskers. When I tirst started to Washington, my face was covered with an unnoticed and scarcely perceptible down. Now, when I am about to leave, I have to shave. But do not think this metatmorphosis was accomplished suddenly and without effort. Quite to the contrary -it was attained only after months of great anxiety and careful cul- tivation. At the present. time, although my whiskers haven't attained the state of stubby splendor that I crave, I have hopes. The various periods of their growth are not pleasant to remember. However a terrific The make its ears. It 1 I should describe them in order that you may realize what mental strain I have been through. first period was the fuzzy one. A pale, silky fuzz began to appearance around the co.rners of my mouth and under my was hard to believe at first, but I soon began to grow proud of it. The rest of the family, however, were not so easily convinced. Page Forty-six SMH l ii-Illllc It was a terrible insult to my dignity to be told that my face was dirty when I knew it was whiskers. The next period was the bloody one. I often came to school look- ing rather war worn-as if someone had discharged a sixteen-gauge shotgun in my face-if you know what I mean. That wasn't pleasant, either, 'but no sacrifice is too great for whiskers. It was during this period that I experimented in side-burns. Sometimes I would cut them off square. :Sometimes I would cut them on the bias, and some- times I would skip a haircut in order to let them grow down in front of my ears. I finally decided on the square cut. T.he third period was that in which I longed to raise an eyebrow. I once went for six weeks without shaving my upper lip. Every morn- ing I looked hopefully in the mirror in order to see how much it had grown during the night. I soon learned, under this procedu.re, to be an accurate judge of small distances. Toward the end of the six weeks, I began to wonder if my friends had noticed the furry acquisi- tion. I mentioned it casually, and, although you may not believe it, all I got in reply was jeering laughter. I KNOW my mustache was there. I'-m sure of it. But it was too .blond to be noticed by any eyes but my own. Although a mustache is still among my fondest dreams. I have decided to wait a few years in hopes that it may tu.rn darker. Now just a word of advice, to all you who long for a fuzzy glory. Don't try to raise one unless it is dark enough to be seen. There is no use in risking the loss of your mentality unless you are sure of a sub- stantial reward. -Henry Alderman. To the W. H. S. Football Teams: On behalf of the faculty we wish to extend to you our congratula- tions on your successes on the football field this year, which not only brought well deserved fame on you as a team, but kept the name of Washington High School in its traditional place as a leader in clean and manly sp-orts. However, it is no-t especially your athletic prowess which has elicited this tri-bute. We have had championship teams before. It is the unusual'combination in the team, of both brains and brawn, that leads us to extend our heartiest congratulations fto you as representa- tives of not only the high standard of athletic albility, but also the even higher standard of scholastic attainment for which our school stanes. Yours sincerely, WINIFRED HAYES, W. V. GREEN, ARTHUR TRENHOLME, iRepresentin.g the Faculty.J Page Forty-seven Pa ge Fortyneight NEAKAHNI FX 03 11 Q J QQ Qsszmhlizs There have been a number of exceedingly interesting assemblies this ter-m and this last quarter ,has had its usual quota. On December 7 the student body was assembled under the leader- ship of Mr. Ingram and spent a half hour singing popular songs. A freshman announced tha the class in Mathematics I, room D, Haw- thorne, challenged any other class to a story problem contest. At the assembly December 14, Mr. Ingram presented the Washing- ton High School band in several overtures. A tag sale to raise money for the scholarship fund was announced. On December 21, Mr. Ingram presented the Celeste chorus of girls in a delightful musical program, which included: The Lost Chord, Flow Gently, Sweet Afton, Love's Old Sweet Song, and Humor- esque. F.riday, the 23rd, the members of the student body assembled to hear the new constitution read by Bob Mautz-the necessity of which was explained by Parker Branin. One ot' the pleasureable assembles of the term was that in which Will Irwin, the great journalist, spoke on The Next War. January' 4, class day, witnessed a most interesting assembly. Pro- fessor Tul.tle of Pacinc University gave a short talk on the merits of the small college. The class play, Clarence, was announced by Bob Mautz in a novel manner. A small bit of the second act was presented -just enough to arouse the curiosity of the students. The class song, written by Doris Ogden, was sung by Dorothy Anderson with chorus by entirc class. -Ruth Green. june '22 . This term has been a term of organization and preparation for onr eighth term. NVe realize the responsibilities that will face us next term, and through our efficient set of class officers we are endeavoring to lessen them by preparing now. President Grazier has several i.n1- portant committees functioning, they include the finance, class vaude- ville, freshman frolic, and class play' committees. Through two other com-mittees we have endeavored to help the graduating class. Our Usher Comps ably handled the crowds that witnessed Clarence, and our decorating 'COll1llllttG8 is transforming the assembly hall for 'the commencement exercises. We wish Jan. '23 much success when they organize next term as a class, and to Jan. '22 we bid a reluctant fare- well. -Parker E. Branin, Editor. Page Forty-nine Y I :A:1..z,i.g. W- - - ,,, W - W . - . 1.7. . , , :,,,.i,,,, .1 , - g g 1 jaeakabni Neakahni has again proved itself something -more than a social organization, by its annual Christmas baskets for the poor and needy families this year. Besides the regularly excellent programs, we were favored with an unusually' delightful entertainment by some of Mr. Linnehan's freshman classes in public speaking. On January 14th a dance for the outgoing seniors was held at the home of Florence Campbell. Ask any one who was there whether or not he had a good time! We are exceedingly sorry to lose from Nea- Kahni the following girls: Lois Day, Florence Fitzgerald, Eleano.r Lucy, Helen Ritter, May Shanklin, 'Gladys Young, and Zelia Zigler. -Doris Ogden, Editor. E1 ? Well, it was some swell affair. What? Why, the Hi Y-Phreno banquet to the faculty. There was a fine program, -made up of speeches Lcomical and seriousl, stunts, and eats. The Hi Y Club wishes to thank the following firms for making the banquet not only possible, but a great success: Barker Bread Co., H. H. Haynes Bakery Co., Knight Packing Co., Pacific Fruit and Produce Co., Pacific Coast Biscuit Co., Mason Ehrman and Co., Portland Damascus Milk Co., Meier and Frank Co., Ryan Fruit Co., Wadha-ms and Kerr, Swift and Co., Armour and Co., Gunther 85 Gunther, Alder Market, and the Portland Chamber of Commerce. U We have had a great deal of success this term, We hope the new me-mbers will work as hard as the old ones and will keep the standards of Washington .Hi Y Club as high as they have been kept, or better still, will endeavor to raise them. We wish to extend congratulations to our graduating members and wish them every success in the future. -Walter J. Pearson, Editor. iBae?Jeia This has been a successful term for the Paedeia Club. Our regu- lar Wednesday programs have been spirited and entertaining. In No- vember our new members were taken through the ordeals of initiation. These new members, who have already' shown their capability, are: Olive Abrahamson, Ila Comstock, Rosalind Gilmore, Leona Moore, Dorothy Bollam, Sybil Bamler, and Elaine Burrows. We have kept ourselves on our feet financially by the co-operation of the members in giving the club a Christmas present of money, As the ter-m draws to a close, we regret to lose so many members. Those who are to leave us are: Betty Brockway, Gladys Fimmel, Katherine Fisher, Helen Stuhen, Lucile Baker, Fay Heiny, Freda Wilder, Agatha Esswein, and -Sylva Seaholm, Editor. Page Fifty 39 Como join the l-lilivixsf Spring i neairl The ggytst time ol' ull the yen: The rohins me foming, The wood-perkers drummin H, And ull the why is blue and Cie.-A For at time the c'ioudsh,1ve hid th' sun And outdoor hilzinji has not bees clone. Though v.'e.x1iier preventcil. Y.'e've ull been -iontenled To have some parties just tor t'u'i sz And talk ubout at time merrie. l diets Oh, what at jolly Noel hid we. We Lf2llllt'l't'll 'together In the Christmas weather, And Santa gave presents from thc- tree. The hikes ol' Spring ure coming too, And all the Hikers welcome you. So with Mrs. Newlin We all make the rulin'f Come join the lflikers and :lo :is they do. Qllzleste Qlbnrus On Deeemher twenty-sixth, Celeste Chorus was herel't ol' one of its much loved und active members. Ruth Brower, SE'Cl'GfIlI'fr'-il'9L!51lll'8l' ot' our organization und one ot' its most t'uithl'ul workers, died ut her ho-me after at short illness. Because ot' this loss. 'Lhe conceit which v'z1s to have been presented at the Municipal Auditorium on .lunuu1'y fifteenth, has been indefinitely postponed. Ruth Slade has been appointed to complete the term as sedretnry- treasurer. The next public appearance ot' the chorus will be ut the Commence- ment lixerciscs, Jnnunry '.v.'e:1ty--srvenlh. fl'atsy Eivers, Editor. Page Fifty-one GIRLS' LEAGUE L52 IIII Q . ' tiling. The Earls' league The Girls' League .has had a most successful term for the girls have given their willing cooperation in every instance. We have also been favored with many beneficial lectures by prominent women. The social side of the League's work as a whole has not been forgotten, and many separate affairs -have been planned and successfully carried out. Among those events planned for the near future is a. sixth-term get- together gathering. The new Welfare Committee is especially worthy of commendation, because of t.he activity it has shown in arranging the progra-m for the event, the purpose of which is to introduce new students to the members and work of the society. The Committee is also responsible for the charity work of the first, second, third, and seventh term girls Christmas, when food, clothes, and money were distributed to needy families. -Elaine Bennett. 1Bbreuns 'There are ,many regrets on the part of Phrenos that such an en- joyable term, under the leadership of Dorothy' Anderson, is closing. Om' programs and business meetings have been successful, and our sccial functions ended by the annual closed dance at Frances Thatch- Cl'5 .fn January 25, just as much so. P.hrenodiken programs are always good, but we have had some especially interestin-g and instructive ones this term. And last, but of course not the least important, we are going to wind up the ter-m with a bang, even as we began it. For the January class is having the privilege of graduating six valuablemembers. They are: Dorothy Anderson, Ruth Cleland, Helen Gripper, Gladys Noren, Ann Karlson, Kathryn Jane Seel, and Doris Gubser. Although they will be missed in the society, the Phrenodikens left behind ane going to go on and make every ter.m of Phrenos more successful than the last has been. So watch for the Phreno enthusiasm next term. -Doris Gubser, Editor. mhz jllllasquz In the last two or three weeks, the Masque has held several very enthusiastic meetings. At the first, we admitted twelve new members, which completes our quota for this term. Although the club is a new organization, we have made definite plans for the future. Just at present, however, we will start rehearsals for a play to be given the first of next term, as it is too late for the presentation of one this term. The name of our first dra-matic under- taken will remain a secret for a while. In the meantime, don t forget that all Washington High girls are welcome, and next term we shall admit more new members. -Gladys H. Myers, Editor. Page Fifty-three Page Fifty'-four Pagq FiHy-Eve PHRENOS Illll j SMH 105 Bill B. GE. 9. One of the most interesting and eventful terms in the history of the Los Dudes has come to a close. All of the officers and members have put forth their best efforts to promote good fellowship and har- mony so that the success of the organization may continue in the terms to come. We owe a great deal of our triumph to the enthusiastic efforts of our advisor, Senor Garcia. During the holidays a skating party was arranged for, but a sudden change of weather caused us to abandon our plans. To make up for this, a jolly good party was ,given later in the Community House. A delightful program, consisting of musical numbers and readings, fol- lowed by games and dancing, was enjoyed by all present. And to wind up the afternoon's festivities, dainty refreshments were served. Looking back over the past term's activities and the interest mau- ifested in them, we feel sure of a more brilliant future. Now we are looking to the lower Spanish .classes for candidates who will, we hope, 'take as keen an interest in the D. U. D. E. S. as those who are leaving our ranks. -Ruth Clark, Editor. Qfukrinznns 'Tis not in mortals to comma.nd success But we'll do more, Sempronius-we'll deserve it. The members of the Eukrineon Debating Society are well satisfied with the tern1's results. Excellent co-operation and good fellowship have bade fair to make the organization of the 'closing semester stand well above those of the past. All of the questions debated upon, Wheth- er serious or otherwise, have been of the best and most profitable na- ture. The refreshments prepared by the renowned food connoisseurs, Brothers Reynolds and Church, and served at each and every meeting, also added greatly to the general spirit. The big eve-nt of the y'ear was t.he dance given at the home of Corbly Church in honor of the graduating members. Serpentine and cocked hats gave the affair the general 'appearance of a carnival in full tilt. The .refreshment committee overdid itself. Nuff ced. And yet, notwithstanding the Wonderful records cited above, the Euks believe they can do even better the coming term. As long as such a spirit lasts, success is inevitableg and the good name of the club, safe. -Elston Hopwood, Editor. EEUU The band has started the New Year resolved to be the best and the most active .high school band in the city. At the Kiwanis Club lunch- eon they played several selections and later enjoyed a delightful lunch eon as guests of the Club. Members of the band hope that in the near future they will again be able to serve the Club. Now that the band is coming ahead, let's all help to boost it. -A. Orser, Editor. Page Fifty-six Fifty-seven EUKRINEONS elIIlI ' avian? --- i glllll library Janus This semester has been a very eventful one in the addition of new books. Heretofore, students .have been handicapped by the lack of English and history reference books. Indeed, the excuse, Teaicher,I couldn't secure a book, became so aged as to possess false teeth and lumbago. The Marionettes, however, have brought about a change in the prevailing bibliothecal conditions. For these uncanny little wooden-headed folk with their able directors, have netted the library about two hund1'ed and twenty-five dollars. The history department will receive nearly eighty-eight dollars, the greater part of which will be used in the purchase of more Muzzeys and Channings. One interesting reference book to be added to the library is Wells' Outline of A-nierican History. Books on the sub- ject of social problems will also be bought. The English department, besides receiving approximately one hun' dred and thirty-two dollars from the two Marionette performances, will also obtain all the proceeds from the dramatic entertainments given .by the Masque. This money will be used for some much needed English reference ibooks. It is to be hoped that these books will be regarded as a desirable addition to a treasure of wisdom and knowledge, and will be used and not abused. To keep alive the Christmas spirit, the library was artistically decorated with crepe paper and evergreens. The committee in charge of tht decorations was under the leadership of Tim Wood and Margaret Hyatt. -Judith Biggerstaff. -4 51:2- . if Em . 4 ' x Us 2 Nav W .iwiiit - NL :5?5lCPf'3' 3' Page Fifty-eight Page Fifty-nine t Q'1 l W .,. ,4.- A During the p-ast term n1any delightful social affairs have taken place. Along with the studies the big school set has been busy with teas, luncheons, and dancing parties. Numerous at homes have been sent out and thoroughly' enjoyed. Misses Lucile Maxon and Nancy Thatcher were delightful hostes- ses for the younger set at the Irvington Club on December 10. The club house was beautifully and extensively decorated for the Christmas holidays. More than two hundred invitations were sent out. Miss Marion Bowman was at home to many of her friends on November 17. The drawing room was artistically decorated with ferns and shrubbery. The evening was spent in dancing, after which were seived two-course refreshments. A delightful feature of the party was a prize winning contest for the best dancers-the prize being a beautiful corsage. On New Year's eve., December 31, Dorothy Watson, Florence Kruse, Dorothy' Bollam, Edna Haines, Mary Alice Ball and Margaret Murphy entertained with a dancing party at the Irvington Club to cel- ebrate the incoming of the New Year. The club rooms were attractively decorated in the holiday colors. During the evening, novelties were distributed to add to the fun. About two hundred and fifty persons enjoyed the affair. Miss Helen Gripper was a delightful hostess at a luncheon at her home during the Christmas holidays. The rooms and table were daintily and effectively decorated with holly and berries. Covers were laid for ten of Miss 'Gripper's friends. Saturday evening, January 7th, Pauline Hardy entertained a few of her friends with a party given at her home. The house was artis- tically decorated in pink and blue streamers. Miss Ruth Cleland was the charming hostess for a luncheon given at .her home on December 30. Nine of Miss Cleland's friends were bidden to enjoy her hospitality. Page Sixty Page Sixty-one PAIDEIA view? si., - .... - Miss Margaret Hyatt entertained many of the high school set at a dancing party at her home in Laurelhurst, December 2. The deli- cious refreshnients and the excellent music made the evening one to be long .remembered by all her guests. The annual Phreno co-ed dance, given in honor of Alumni, was held at the home of Elizabeth Easterday on the afternoon of December 29. Nona Becker poured and Frances Gripper cut the ices. The af- ternoon was enjoyed by all those present. The Senior Prom was held in the school gymnasium on January 13. The hall was cleverly decorated and the music was excellent. The prom was proclaimed a decided success by all. -Gladys Noren, -Dorothy Anderson. e Keen little co-ed, such aplomb, such flare, What have you done to your hair, your hair? Itis bobbed and curled, kinky and furled, A sight to be seen fo.r fair. Once things of beauty, long, richly rare! Tresses blond, brunette, titian flames of ail, Now bobbed and curled, kinky and furled, Oh come! what have you done to your hair? Among those p1'esent at the Senior Prom were Doris Gubser in blue satin with silver lace overdress and carrying pink roses and Ed Locke. The word kiss is a noun, but it's usually used as a conjunction. lt is never declined, and is more common than proper. It is never singular and always agrees with two. My Physics 'tis of thee, Thou book of misery, Of thee I cry. 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' If the curtain had been pulled back farther during a certain part of the fourth act. Oh Hib! Ain't love grand! Why did D. Anderson say: Don't get so personal when someone said Where is your Phreno pin? Teacher- What is unity? A. Karlson- Two souls with but a single thought, two hearts that beat as one. KI wonder if she studied the right book last night,J Telling Tales Ji-mmy Leake ftalking about Si Simolaj- He is so absent-minded that one evening I was over at his house and I found his clothes in the bed and he was hanging on a hook. WI-lY'S AND W'l-lERE'S We wonder where Dick got his eighty-six pennies the day of the class play. We wonder Why K. J. Seel objected to Bess's paint. We wonder where Delight will put all her energy now that the class play is over. We wonder where D. Anderson found her voice. We wonder Why Bob Mautz got so strong fwe're asking you, Francesl. - We wonder who Johnny' Stimpson is going to help in Math. J. Karol- Say, Igles, how many ribs have you got? Iglesia- I don't know. I'im so ticklish I can't count 'em. Eldon: Well, barber, how long will I have to wait for a shave? Barber: Oh, about three years. Page Sixty-five 'ear wall 9, 511 - A . Bright Sayings of Little Children John Simpson fin autol- This controls the brake. It is put on very quickly in case of an emergency. K. J. S.-t'Oh! I see: something like a 'kimonaf' Breaks By Miss Schloth Does anyone know where Dick's nature back-ground it? Why did we have such a hard time keeping track of Walt Soder- on rehearsal nights That That That That That That That That That That That That That I Want You to Understand- not sentimental.-ADoris Gubser. not a 1ady's man.-Hilbert Holloway. undecided.-K. Jane Seel. not crazy about men.-Gertrude Hoffman. IT.- Pete Palmer. handsome.-Charles Reynolds. gr0wing.QBoris Krichesky. not a flirt.-Helen Hawkins. manage anything.-Gladys Young. may run again next year.-Rodney Keating. .will never grow a. mustache again.- Sody. We do not smoke.-Dick and Eldon, I am I am I am I am I am I a-m I am I am I can I I I am not married-Zelia Zigler. Heard in Chem. Chemistry Instructor- What are you looking for, Miss Green? Ruth fpointing at experiment in his lab book and looking bewil- deredly at the rack!- I've been looking high and low for that aqua pura. Mr. Hedricks- Does the barber charge you full price for a hair- cut? Mr. Linnehan-'tWorse than than, old man. He considers it such a joke that he adds an amusement tax. and Lies slumbering here One Edward Locke: He heard the bell, But couldn't stop. K. Fisher-e'tHow did you Hrst get on the stage? Boris-- Well, it was like this-a fellow threw my hat on the stage I had to go after it. . 'Charles- Walter, what is the height of your ambition? Walter- Don't know, exactly, but she comes up to my shoulder. Page Sixty-six THISM THA , some 90 FEE,TJg'f HIM ' A mx,-, JAMIE , W5 f f X K .h,,l' JM 'jf-. 1 ' x LWE E - f WE-T N Q 'T,L,4.anuv Is? 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Brooks, Mautz, Carlberg, and Baker, and with them were only a few experi- enced substitutes, as Liebe, Potter, Pearson, Iverson, Titus, and Priest- ley. Our team was strengthened by the adding of McFarland to our line, and Morrison to the back field. As the season progressed, our team strengthened and became a working machine which could not be stopped. We won the championship decisively and the boys played square all the way through, both with their opponents and with the faculty and school. They gave their best, and in return won a clean cut bill to interscholastic championship. A great deal of -credit is due to our coach, Mr. Fensterniacher, who coached llast year's wonder-team. His work in football is certainly appreciated by the students of the school, and we hope that ne may always be able to coach such teams as he has in the past two seasons. Homer Simola, the manager, is to be given bushels of credit for the way he managed the team's affairs. He was always on the job and ready to do anything to help the interests of the team. His work is .real labor and it is very difficult to find a man who can fill this job as Si has filled it. HIS work is certainly appreciated by all. Hail to Washington-Maroon and Gold, Uplifting honors built of old. Fighting the fight of good and right, Hail to the Maroon and Gold. Hail to the wearers of Maroon and Gold, Then fires of spirit to the height are coaled. Ever resisting, ever progressing- Hail to the Maroon and Gold. Page Sixty-nine 1 elllil f 'FEIEWP' illlf 1. Pete Brooks co-mpleted his third year of stellar football. Besides being this year's captain, he was picked an all star end. In the James John game Pete converted eight successive goals, being the record for the year. We missed Pete in the Everett game. He may be with us next year. 2. Harold Iiiebe turned out for football last season and this sea- son he loomed up as one of our best men. Liebe was picked an all star tackle, and will be someone to depend upon next year as a line man and punter. 3. Everett ltlarriott has been with us four years, but it was not until this season that he decided to turn out for football. In a short while, Fenstermacher trained Marriott to use his weight to advantage. Wherever Marriott planted his 230 pounds at guard, no one passed. 'Doo bad he was not at Everett. 4. Fred Carlberg gave opposing centers all they could handle this year. Carlberg's outstanding feature was intercepting passes on the lvlne. This is Carlberg's second year at center, and he was chosen an all star. 5. Oole MacFa.rlland is a new-comer at Washington, but we all became well a-cquainted with him in football. Mac was noticeable in every ga-rne, because of his aggressiveness and strength. He played guard all season, but next year he intends to try the backfield. 6. Lee Srtrahl, another newcomer, is a toss-cp between Marriott and MacFarland, but much l-ighter. S-trahl alternated at right and left guard and occasionally at tackle. He is an all around lineman and stood in the limelight in the Everett game. He will be with us next year. 7. Bob Mautz, the best line.man in the business, completed his second year on the team and was picked an all star. Mautz's regular berth is tackle, but in time of need he was shifted to end, where noth- ing passed him. Mautz is to be remembered in the Everett game, and we surely hate to lose him, , 8. Bob Espey turned out for football last season, but it was not until this year that he established himself at right end. Etspey's best quality is his ability to receive DHSSGS. Espey improved every day to the close of the season, and we expect a 'great deal of him next season. . 9. Albert Schmechle made his letter at quarter in 1917 and started this season at Potter's running mate. Al did wonderful work in the Franklin game. In the early part of the season, unfortunately, he was eliminated almost or entirely by a severe injury. 10. Arnold Morrison is a new man at Washington, and a football player. Morrison, besides -being one of the fastest backiield men and nest passer-s, was absolutely the best punter in the league. Morrison was picked an all star. He hails from the Everett, Washington, re- gions and ha-d played against that team before our game. We wish that his nose hadn't been broken and that he could have played the entire game. Page Seventy-two bien! Evert Baker. Baker's work at full this season was certainly felt by the team. Being a heavy, hard 'hitting man, hi-s line plunging was not liked by our opponents. He's a consistent man and always good for a gain. Wallaiw Priestley. Walley made his initial appearance in inter- scholastic football this season, and he showed himself capable of hold- ing -down a half on the championship tea-m. Grit is Walley's middle name, and in plunging the line he showed lots of it. Ralph Potter. Ralph is considered the best quarter in the league and he certainly is. Ralph was our chief ground gainer, and with his speed he could cover lots of ground in a short time. He can plunge the line and run the ends like a veteran, although this is his first sea- son in the game. He has another year of football, and we are looking to hi-m to do great work next season. Raymond Schmeer. Ray played a bang-up game at full this sea- son. Ray is a fine relief man and a good punter. He is capable of plunging the line and is a dependable man. Owen Iverson. Ivy had the distinction of making the longest run of the season w.hen he ran 95 yards for a touchdown in the James John game. Playing a. consistent game at half all season, Ivy showed him- self to be of the calibre championship teams are made of. Richard Titus. Dick was one of the mighty defense, playing guard. Titus was effective at opening holes and made a good relief man. He did first-class work all season. Walter Pearson. Walt showed up well as a defensive center. He was as stubborn as a mule in holding his part of the line. The backs could always depend on Walt in getting the ball to them, and also in opening up the holes for them. His loss will be felt next year. ,.i..,..-l-. THE SUBSTITUTES Without the subs our championship team might never have reached it-s present position. The fellows who receive the worst of the practices, the fellow-s who get banged and smashed all over the field, get very little of the honor that is due them. The first team could never have developed a winning team without someone to prac- tice against, someone to give them enou-gh opposition to make them work hard. That is the work of the su-bs, and this year they have certainly done their part. When we praise our team, let's think of the subs and give them a big w-ord, for their work is the hardest, with very little return. Page Seventy-three ' I X 7?? f5'NS3m E !,.n ff w Q 0 L 7 A 'Zi lg x fa' 1077 ' 5 4 - f .f Anl' 3 . . , . 3 f 1 -Q-g ,ff V, , 'ff Z J f I V :K rl- -5 ' QI? ,,. mi4y,fm- ,m2'lH L W5 jw ff , Mpfh L Mft, Wt!! ,U 0' 1 if 'V . ' +117 l I I H 4 1 v l, f 1, I I ' 21 ., .' NV? - W ' W Wx , E Ml y X77 ,g a, 4 E , f 091 .x si! X-X .X ,A ' I I 4 n so ssee X 1. I, ,Q X ,Z ta i- 0 .k5,lel': L 1, ,j N t K, D tx ' 1 X f Ig X n s em! I ,Jf 1 ' '5 J lx in ' M X Corbly Chlll'Ch'S Synthetic Mayounaise Take 12 cc of H20 and run in H2S, Run in exactly 3 cc, not one bit more or less. Now add 308cc fbe sure 'you measure trueb Of normal-flf-th HNO3, and put it on to stew. Then grind 4 grams of HgO with KC103, Heat this until it starts to glow, then add immediately 400clc of CL2 and 8 grams of KCI, Add this to what you have above and stir the mixture well. 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Luke-- No, there are pleasanter ways to dies than being tramped to death. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::1 Meats, Fish Groceries and Poultry Fresh Fruits and Vegetables SUNNYSIDE MARKET AND GROCERY GAODEL BROS. 997 Behniont Street ' Phone Tabor 284 We Deliver g ------A ------ - A::::::::::::::::::::::::2:222222: Little 'C1ha.rles- Ma-mma, my pants are tighter than my skin. Mrs. Reynolds- Nonsense, child. How could your pants be tighter than your skin? Charles- Well, I can sit down in my skin, but I can't in my pants. ----A-- -- ------::::3:::::::::::::::::::::::::::.., ia Morrisigmomreet C0mPan9 Main 957 We print The Lens and other Publications Lo::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Telephone Do your Duty: patronize The Lens advertisers Leonid Fink, Photographer, Fliedner Bldg. DICKSON DRUG CO. 73 E. 80th Strom:-t PHAR-MAl'ISTS AND STATION ERS Miss Tennant- What is your aim in theme writing? Mr. Holloway- The bottom of the page, A little bit of powder, A little more of paint, Make a gi,rlie's freckles Look like what they ain't. Tabor 384-383 HAWTHORNE GROCERY R. D. MCCARTY, Prop. - East 37th and Hawthorne Ave. J. C. BRACHER, Pres. GEO. M. BRA'C'HER, Sec'y-Treas. BRACHER TIMBER CO. Timber Lands and Sawmill Propertice 109 Sherlock Bldg. Portland, Oregon Phone Broadway 4245 A. M. SAUTER Staple and Fancy Groceries 421 East 8th Street Helen Adams- Your neck reminds -me of a typewriter. Helen Ritter-'tWhy? Helen A.- Because it's under wood fUnderwoodJ. H. Finzerw- How much money have you got? H. Hartman- Not enough to buy a feed of oats for nightlnare 3:1 :::::::f::::::::::::oo::::::::----,---vvvvY: Bring this ad before Feburary 15 and get a 10 per cent discount on ALL -IANTZEN, Pl4ITEll PAN AND l'0llil1EGE BXVEATICRS DODSON'S, 146 Broadway Tell them y0u've seen their ad in The Lens Portland, Oregon Leonid Fink, Photographer, Fliedner Bldg. ---vv,v---------------vvvvvv-vv-v--Y---- ----eq HEMPHILLS' TRADE SCHOOL Auto and Gas 'Tractor Engineering East 20th and Hzmwthornf H. Cookf Watcha you doin' down here? L. Palmer- Come here for my' week end. .Harold- Oh, something the matter with your head, ed? THE Feu.ow wnb l T ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::t::1 Why not bring Her to 1 BRANDON'S CONFECTIONERY ll where we serve everything in high grade sweets? 44 E, 28th sr., N., opp. Koi-os School. Phone 3983 II ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::3:3::::4 1:::::::::::::::::::::'3 ' 9?1991 3933 3m 1: SCHOOL BOOKS BOUGHT SOID AND EXCHANGED ALL CLASSES :: ' at If lr l . 0 , li of Punting and gg Hyland s0ld BoorkStore 51 . . 'P ' BlHdlHg' Now located at 204-'06 ' ,, Fourth Street ll U Between Salmon and Taylor We can design, make 0 plates, print and deliver the RED FRQNT finished product from our an 0 I . 0 L:f:::::::i1:::::::::::d own building. 0 , H il 0 0 ENJoYs use Most 7 Q ssme one wno ' 1: HAS A SAVINGS 4, ACCOUNT an BACK Call or phone us. or HW' Q .. Y Us METR10I'0LI'l'AN II PRINTING Co. if 2 nu 'JP if Broadway 822 4, 00 0 Graphic Arts Bldg. 4' In X .N ,y,N 2 1' j A ,' fi S .f L 0 7 Zz? xx 5 1331?-E f :' N I-EW 0 I . ,..., nu n , .-::::.,, ,,:,5::,,l!'- , NV th it C h Xtf ' . in a ouc MI L -.,.,,3.:n1 4 In e ::,,:,::,,::,,::::::.l nl'llBERNlA'?'TWEBANK...r Do your Duty: patronize The Lens advertisers Leonid Fink, Pl1otogra.pher, l1'liedner Bldg. ::i::33::::I:::::::Itrtttttttttttttttttt3:3:::::? I Telephone East 4281 872 East Couch 0 0 1: GRUCERIES II 1: H. M. BROWN, Prop. II Fumsn F1u'1Ts AND v1aomTAm.ns II L::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::-:::::::d Pcs::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::1 0 1 if N. F. NUREN Il II HAiunvA1an, AUTO Avonssonins II 1: PAINTS, o1Ls AND GLASS 1: I, umm Ave. and clay Phone East 5108 ,, ll i L:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Elston Hop'woodi How many wives does the English prayer-book allow a man to have? Helen Stuben- One, of course. Elston- Y0u're wrong! D0esn't the Bible say four richer, four poorer, four better, four worse? A sign on a florist's door reads: Saniuel Rzeschewskiovitz iSay it with fl0wers.J E. Lambert- W.ha't is heredity? Mr. Lambert- -Something a father believes in until his son be- gins to act like a. fool. ---------AA-----AAAA:::::::::::::::::::::::::::Q1 K-'lNldtziry-l'ulglic'v-- -Y ' Main 567 :I ll 1: RITTER, LOWE 8: CO. 1: nr REAL ESTATE, INSURANCE, LOANS AND INVESTDIENTS li fl 201-2-3-5-7 new-d of Trade Bldg. jf Il Fourth and Oak Streets Portland, Oregon 2 A..::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: P:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::o::::::::::::::::::1 0 il :I 508 Hawthorne Ave. E. 4986 0 4' lr 1 ll ,I NICKS PLACE If ll if CQNFECTIONERY, SODA FOUNTAIN 3 gg LUNCHES 1: 0 1' If Make this your rest room when waiting for car on 4, Hawthorne Avenue. 4: lv W 1: C. E. NICHOLSON, P1-op. If 4 g:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::---:::--- Tell them you've seen their :ul in The Lens 24th and 'XVashing'ton Sts. Phone Ma Leonid Fink, Photographer, Fliedner Bldg. ILK THE NECESSARY FOOD FOR GROWTH AND HEALTH Milk has been proved the economy food. It is economical because a child gets more strength from a quart of milk than could be gained from other foods at far greater cost. Milk is easily digestible-the perfect food for children. MILK MAKES STRENGTH Chi1d.ren need milk for their growing bones. Milk contains all the strength giving, body-building, mind-developing elements in correct p-roportion. Our milk is produced and handled under exact- ing conditions that insure its purity and that fresh from the farm taste that is found only in the -be-st of milk. PORTLAND-DAMASCUS MILK CO. Do your Dutyg patronize The Lens advertisers r 4080 Leonid Fink, Photographer, Fliedner Bldg. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::o1 HAND ROLLED CHOCOLATES at The Portland Chocolate Shop 2-15 Morrison St., Bet. 2nd and Rrd Lo-- vvvvvv ......v....... Q ,...,....v....,. --,,--,- A. Essweinenl stopped at a bargain sale today. M. Shankland- Did you see anything that looked cheap? Agatha- Yes, several men waiting for their wives. D. McLean- Where have I seen your face before? D. Ogden- Right where you see it now. 349 WVashing'ton The Hat Man Majestic Theatre Street Building Every Hat and Cap Reduced 4.:::::::::: ::::3:::::::::::-: :::::::::2:::::::::- D. Ingold- I went to Rock Island the other day. R. Cleland- Did you go swimming? Delight- Sure1y. Ruth- How did you find the water? D. Ingold- Easy, it was all around the island. ::::::::::1::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: JO'S. P. SCHANTIN GEO. W. SC'HANTINi EAST SIDE MOTORCYCLE CO. Bicycles - Motorcycles - Supplies 44-46 Grand Avenue 5..- --A-- A------A--- --A--- - --A-- ----:::::::::::::-.. Sr. Garcia- Iisn't your cigarette-holder a little long? J. Rivenburg- No, the doctor told me to stay away from cigar- ettesf' Fortunate is the man who knows as unuch about himself as some woman thinks she knows about him. ----- -- ----- - --f-- A---- ---------A ::::::::::::1 -,,,-:l:--:l:-----I- -.--- -v---v--v------ WEATHERLY ICE CREAM EAT A PLATE EVERY DAY gA---- ---------- --- ---A----------A--- :::::::::::: Tell them y0u've semen their ad in The Lens Leonid Fink, Photographer, Fliedner Bldg. :::::::1t:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::1 T I gg VILLA MARKET 3 nr 71 .East 80th Street In IQ Flucsu AND cfUImD MEATS jj Cash and Carry S. and H. Green Stamps U ll nu L Red Rock Cottage- Cheese it Y::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::w ll u an ,I WALK OVERS ,I 0 0 :I Prove their Superiurity in Style, 1: Comfort, Service and Durability. H H na IP II WALKOVER BOOT SHOP II :I Broadway at Vilashington u .H II -e3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333334 Heard in Spanish Class Mr. Garcia- Senor Mackey, are you talking again? I thought you gave your speech yesterday. Harry3 Oh, this is ju-st the encore. . A peanut sat on a railroad track, Its heart was all aflutterg The 1:15 came thundering by- Toot! Toot! Peanut butter. Neighbor- I suppose Bill's 'ittin' the 'arp with the hangels now. Long Suffering Widow- Not 'i-111. 'Ittin' the hangels with the 'arp is more his line. 1 0 Ii THE LADD fl 1: GROCERIES- MI+1A'I's - FOUNTAIN Q ., LIGHT LUNOHEONS .I 1: Eleventh and Hawthorne ll II 533333333333333333333333333333---3333333333333333u ::::::::::::::::: : : : : : :::::::::::::::::::::::::1 ET All Work Guaranteed BFOHGWHY 4419 9 jg LEAKE S jg tl AUTO TOP SHOP ll 1: CIURITAINS, TOPS, UPHOLSTERING fl l ll 1: Sixth and Everett Sts. Lower Rent Lower Prices I 5333333333333333333333333333 3 3 333333 333 3 3 33333333 Do your Duty: patronize The Lens advertisers Leonid Fink, Pliotograplier, Fliedner Bldg. r------- -v-v--v----- --- v------- ----- ---- - - -------1 0 9 FLOWERS Finest Quality Greatest Variety Keep Longest Morrison Street, between Fourth and Fifth La::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ------ Higl1way'manWt'Put up your hands. J. Landingin- How much will I get for them? Titus- Pardon ine, Baker, for stepping on your feet. Baker- Oh, I never mind such a little thing as that. :::::::::::::3:::::::-CQCCCCCCCCCCCCC:::::::::::1 STARR FRUIT PRODUCTS CO. Manufacturers of PRESERVES, JAMS, JELIIIES, CANNED FRUITS AND VIIGI-CTAIHIES and MARASCA BRAND MARA'SC'HINO TYPE CHERRIES Office and Factory East First and Yamhill Sis. Portland, Oregon L ....v.................. -- v.................. ---o Math Teacher tafter having stated a new principlej- Now, see here, Mr. Thompson, you may go to sleep in church, but not in class. What was the last principle I just gave you? Raymond- Go to sleep in church, but not in class. ::::::::::::::::-:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::1 Main 1287 Hotels, Restaurants :md Boats a Specialty ALDER MARKET CO. CHAS. RUDEEN FRESH BIEATS AND PROVISIONS First at Alder Portland, Oregon g:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Tell them yon've semen their ad in The Lens . V Leonid Pink, Photographer, Fliedner Bldg. CLOTHES FOR YOUNG FELLOW S We sell the ibest for less. Have us Clothe You. THE J. H. RANKLN COMPANY 112 Sixth St,, near Washington L CIJOTHIERS k- HABERDASHERS -- TAILORS A. Yunker- lCan you give me an example of the unproductive spending of wealth? L. Scharpf- 'Sure! A fellow taking his own sister to the Heiligf' -3::::::::::::23333:22:22:::::::::::::::::::::::t1 Phone: East 1565 WE GO THE LIMIT TO PLEASE YOU ELLISON SL COMPANY EVERY-THING THAT's GOOD T0 EAT L 654 E. Burnside St. Portland, Ore. G. Noren- Do you know when shingles first came into use? H. Mackey- I think it was when I was about tive or six years old. ,.1...i.ii G. Pierrot- Why do you carry a cane? M. Kinsel- Because it ca.n't walk. - ----e -1 MAY THE LIGHTS OF I I LIFE, BE AL r IM , Dill WAYS --.,,.,..? BRIGHT ' 'Pi5.5?L'3r'lE,?5-Zi ' T MESWV KNIGHT SHOE oo. E. Baum e B. Sim-mons- Why, across the street. E th -i. , . s er That s funny, they tol-d me over there, it was here. an- Where's the other side of the stre t? ---Yvv--::::::::::::::::::::::1 Residence Phone: Tabor 1781 Auction House: Main 1626 W ' ILSON S AUCTION HOUSE J. T. Wilson, Auctioneer and Proprietor Household Furniture- and Bankrupft Stocks Bought and Solid Office and Rooms, 169-171 Second Street, Bet. Morrison and Yamhill, Portland, Oregon Do your Dutyg patronize The Lens Advertisers ? Leonid Fink, Ph0t,0g'rupher, Fliedner Bldg. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::o1 F. G. STOLL STAPLE AND FANCY GRIOCERIES 1999 El. Stark Street Phone: Tabor 528 L ----- - -..-....... -- ..... .... .... - - .... ....... - - - H. Simola: He certainly was a far-sighted man. M. Kinzel: HoW's that? Homer: He had fire extinguishers put on his coffin. ' Helen Ritter-- Do you ever think of me? Herry Mackey- Yes, you are constantly on my mind. Helen R.- Oh, how small you make me feel. Tennessee-May Ah see you all home? New Jersey-You're drunk, man: there's only one of me. :::::, f --- -' '-- - ' '- ' - W. SCHMUCKLI GRDCERIES, FRUITS AND VEGETABLES E. 28th and Glisan - 84th and Hawthorne Ave. 4-- ---A--------AA- ---------- - -- ff-- --A------- - --- Prof.: How many years had England fought with Spain? H. Stu-ben: Six, Prof.: 'tEnu,merate the-rn. Helen: 't0ne, two, three, four, tive, six. I'l1 make you dance, cried the irate mother, pursuing her son with a slipper. Then, remarked the juvenile, we shall have a bawl. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::1! AFTER THAT SVVIM TRY THE Y. W. C. A. CAFETERIA AND TEA R0oM TABLES FOR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN A good place to eat.-Th-e Editor. 5:--::::::::-33331:3-2::::::::::-:::-:::-::::::-- Tell them you've seen their ad in The Lens Leonid Fink, Phllt0,gl'2lllll6l', Fliedner Bldg. -v---------v------------v------v-------vv-----vva East 8234 East 8235, KIENOW'S Cash Grocery Meat Market and Bakery Fruits, Vegetables, Poultry and Fish WE SUPPLY W. H. S. DOMESTIC SCIENCE CLASSES 16th and East Morrison Streets Portland, Oregon b::::1:::::::::::::::::::::::::-, ...v.......,... : Father: What's this wild story I hear about your bank account being Hat? Ed Locke: Tut, tut, dad, it's overdrawnf' Teacher- Your answers are as clear as mud. L. DuncanQ We1l, that covers the ground, doesn't it? -v- --.-v..v.--... -- -v..... Y- ..,... ::::::::------1 DEMPSEY Sz DoWNs PRINTERS Stark at Second L Telephone Main 7902 H. Gripper- What do you know about A1addin's lamp? D. Atchison- If he's the new kid in the back of the room, I'm the guy that blacked it for him. .-.i Rena Scott- Something is preying upon my mind. L. Abernatha-- It must be pretty hungry. w:::::2::::::i::::t:t::3I:::Z::i::::t:::::::::::C-1 In II GEO. F. A. WALKER, O. D, Il 11 oP'roME'rnIs'r fi 4' Suite 335, Morgan Bldg. H :I Complete Optical Service It ll 4.-::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 1: Phone East 207 1 ,I H. E. GREEN sl Co. 3 0 DRY GOODS AND FURNISHINGS 2 ll 1: 13 E. 28th Street, N. Protland g::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::a Do your Duty: patronize The Lens Advertisers Leonid Fink, l,h0tllg'l'lI,1lIl6l', Fliedner Bldg. ::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::o1 I The Store that Undersells Because it Sells for Cash ROBERTS BROS, DEPARTMENT STORE Here you will find complete new stocks of seasonable merchandise most reason- ably priced. Make this helpful store your store rssxssssssxsxssxsx3exsssssssssscsexesxxs1 Mrs. Pittelkau- My daughter sings, plays the piano, dances, paints, understands botany and French. In fact, she's very accom- plished in every way. And you, sir? Virgil Hodges-i'Well, in an emergency, I suppose I could cook a. little and -mend the socks. E. Richmond- T-he 'best way to get along with a crazy goof is to agree with him. G. Thomas- I agree with you. U W'W -'5XE'1irfgi1E'61fuQg'H0E'7 MYERS BROS? PHARMACY N. E. Corner Grand and East Morrison Candy - School Supplies - Kodak Finishing Phone East 3558 Lo::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Judge: What's the charge against B. Mautz? Officer: Vagrancy, your .honor. He was loafing around the street corner. Judge: Ah! Impersonating an officer. Teacher fin Social Problemsj- What is heredity? F. H-einy- Blaming it on the monkey. G. Hoffman- Why didn't the Lens come out today? J. Karol-'iThe jokes were so hard they broke the press. :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::oq HAVVTHORNE SWEET SHOP G. C. Strubel, Prop. Hazelwood Ice Cream - Jankes' Home Made Candies z Try us for Prompt Service Tei. East 7775 We Deliver X 4,.::e::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::4 Tell them you've seen their ad in Tho Lens Leonid Fink, Photographer, Fliedner Bldg. -----------:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::1 FOR BEST RESULTS USE O. K. POLISH Especially prepared for Cleaning and Polishing Furniture, Pi- anos, Autos, and all varnished or enameled surfaces. Removes Stains Covers Scratches L At your Dealer. Teacher- What is the perrfect of love? R. Mautz- I have loved. Teacher- Is that entirely in the past? Bob- No, but-er, I can't explain it. Rookie Sentry- Halt, who's there? Voice- Private Stock, Company C. Rookie Sentry- Advance, Private Stock, and be sampled. vvvv-------------vvvv-v----vv----vv--v--vv:::1 Phones East 4635 B 2555 Q. GANDIES AND C STATIONERY Sweet, u5xsG SW J'e A Engl' - 39 Q 555 as oi V33 BY anX119'ct Vx Light Lunches n Specialty ge::::::::::::::23ceec::C::::::ee::::::::-:e::::: L. Robinson- If a cat had a. fit and died and another cat had two fits and died and still another cat had three tits and survived, what would you call it? H. Alderman- The survival of the tittestf' H. Osvold- Tell me, farmer, will it be a.n offense if I catch Kish in this pool? Farmer- No, it will be a miracle. - - - .v..-....... ..------- ------------- ---- - - - - : 2 2 1 Eversharp Pencils Fountain Pens BASKET-BALL Track , GOODS - S Gym uhelmall 5 f,jE,1f,fgETS Goods 124 Third, near Washington L-o:::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::2::::C Do your Duty: patronize The Lens advertisers Leonid Fink, Plmtngrapller, Fliedner Bldg. ::::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::4a::::::9-y HEADQUARTERS FOR 286 Washington Street Up to date hmmm, Shirts and Neckwear . 4' A ERS be ------- - - -----A---A. ---.. - A... ........... - - -,:: Junior Cwhistlingjz In the spring a young 1nan's fancy- Senior Csadlylz But in the fall he's broke. n Charles Reynolds: I'd like to see a coat that would fit me. Clerk: So should I. R. Chitwood- 1How's feed comin' these days? A. Gorzelanzyk- Rotten, I'1n down to brass tacksf' -- ---- 7- ------A--- --A- - -----A---A- : :::::::::::::1 HENRY K. ROSENOFF PHARMACY E. 20th and Hawthorne Ave. When it's Drugs, Candy or Ice Cream. think of us Phone E. 873 A.. --A--A--------A---A-A- ::::::::::-- ....... ,----- I only hope I can tear myself away from you, cried the hero as he gracefully sat on the Hy paper. Teacher- What is a Ill0!1'Ol0gll6? N. Clarke- An argument with Hib Holloway. D. Anderson- What would you glive for a voice like mine? I. Pease- 'Chloroform. ' ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::27:3::::::::::1 TV Pants Pressed 15c Suits Pressed 450 ll 1: Suits French Dry Cleaned, S1.25 I, JOY, THE TAIIJOR ,, ll 104 4th, near Stark 0 11 124 N, 6th st, 151 Grand Ave., E. Mori-. 1: 2 217 N. Jersey 1043 Belmont, near 34th. nr , f5 I Sfifftffff '?2'2:i !'f2X EE- .......... All TT:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::0m 51 DR. BELDING gg x Eyes tested free. All kinds of Spectacles fitted ,, and guaranteed. Lenses duplicated on short notice. ., 1: 2451-Q Alder Street Main 1692 Portland, Oregon nu 4+ Lo:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::4 Tell them you've seen their ad in The Lens Leonid Fink, Photographer, Fliedner Bldg. Alla enN Alfa 'Sq NQA qv' :J 5: Q Y 1 K1 Q: '71 ,K Sf '4 bl :IA M, 4 lx IQ.: aoisggllxa f5o7u?Q THE INVITATIO-NS AND CARDS FOR THE JAN. '22 CLASS WERE MADE BY WM. KLUMPP CO. ENGRAVERS 173 Tenth Street, Portland, Oregon 'Telegraph Operator- 'Can't come down-washout on line. Second Operator- Borrow a shirt and come anyhow. Rodney-Does my dress suit nt? C. Church-Just as if it were your own. F. Fitzgerald- How near were you to the answer? Lois Day-- Just two seats. The High Cost of Living will not affect you IF you fbuy your lunch at the STUDENTS' BUFFET Opposite the W. H. S. L. S. Richardson, Proprietor The place where the crowd goes BELMONT MARKET Dealer in FRESH AND SAUT MEATS, POULTRY AND FISH A 1012 Bel-mont Street D0 .vour Duty: patronize The Lens advertisers 1 YOUNG MEN IN QUEST OF SNAPPY STYLES USUALLY COME TO LIPMAN, WOLFE'S Because here are the clothes that they want-Clothes made with la, complete understanding of rthe young man's prefer- ences. Even if clothes are made of serviceable materials and well tailored, they do not give the very best of service un- less they are correctly fitted to the figure, as are LANGHAM'-HIGH CLOTHES FOR YOUNG MEN of 14 to 20 Years Langham-High Clothes are a't Lipman, Wolfe's exclusively in Portland. Langham- High Clothes possess that style-that tail- oring-that smartness that is most be- coming to Youth. In this respect partic- ularly Langham-High Clothes are excep tional, pleasingly different. Take Express Elevator to the Fifth Floor. ,Mgt fr co. Merchandise of Merit Only :::voc::oooc::roooc:oc::poo4::