Washington High School - Anvil Yearbook (East Chicago, IN)

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ANVII 13. Don't hold me so tight in your excitement, I want to hear this too. Broadcasting the reunion of the Class of '25, By following their am- bitions the members of this talented class are spread all over the face of the earth. It would be very inconvenient for most to leave their work at the present time to attend a reunion. Since the invention of pictures through radio by the world's famous Mr. Rudolph Jarabak, who as far back as we can remember in our glorious high school days, has always been tinkering with radio, this inconvenience has been overcome. The members may stay at home any by tuning in can see their classmates as they look at the present time, and hear of the wonderful work each is contributing to civilization. This is the first time that anything of such magnanimous character has ever been attempted. The members of the Class of '25 extend a hearty welcome to all persons who wish to listen in. VVhy that's Jack Hillel announcing. VVhat an enormous voice ! Sh-h l Mr, and Mrs. Jake Blumenfeld CRose Frailichj have established a chain of Piggly Wiggly stores in China and are doing rushing business. Look, Log why they're actually dressed up in Chinese clothes. lJon't they look queer P Marion Goodall and Lucille XVitt are working on a new medicine which will cure heart sickness. They are experimenting on Alice Sambrook, who is in love with Chester Trabalski. the head doctor at the Mercy Hospital in Gary. How neat they look in their nurses, uniforms. Lewis NVilliam Price is the greatest tenor in Italian operas. Look, Dodog he's grown a beard to produce 'atmosphere'. 1 Vernet Francis is the best professor in United States history, having written a large number of books on this subject, which are claimed to be the best ever written. How studious he looks with those shell-rimmed glasses. Kathryn Biedinger, the world's greatest portrait painter, is at the pres- ent time painting a portrait of NValter Flournoy, judge of East Chicago. Katsy and XValter both succeeded in their ambitions. James Matthews is the author of the world-famous series of books, 'Jimmie's Fairy Tales,' which are said to keep the modern children wonder- ing. VVhat queer twists fate takes sometimesg I thought he was going to be a football star. Carl Olson is producing his new play, 'Dead Men Tell No Tales,' with Theodore Lind as leading man. In the chorus are the following girls: Mary lhnat, Myrtle Aldrin, Rose Ginthar, Lillian Given, and Mary Shurmanf' What dazzling beauties! Zeigfield overlooked some classy chorus girls here, Lo! Lyman XYillia1ns has just signed a contract to enter the movies. His manager, Henry Darin, is sure that he will out-shine Valentinoias the great- est screen lover. Uoh h-.N Twenty-seven 1 T l..

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, .. ANVIL 4 Article XXIII-Emma Gansinger leaves her ability of tripping thellight fantastic to Edmund Kowalski. Article XXIV-Gizella Koncz leaves her Venus-like form to Helen Fisher. Article XXV-Evelyn Nebbitt leaves her sole right as Librarian from 11:15 to 12:15 to any capable Junior who thinks he can benefit by the said honor. Final Item-We appoint the junior Class the sole executors of this, our last Will and Testament. .We duly sign and affix our seal to this document as witnesses in the presence of said junior Class and a few chosen members of our beloved faculty on this eleventh day of June. nineteen hundred and twenty-live. L THE CLASS OF TWENTY-FIVE, Through its Attorneys, BLANCHE CONN, '25, EMMA GANSINGER, '25, Witnesses: JOHN BOCHNOVVSKI, '25, SYLVIA HAIZEA, '26, JOHN GALLIK, '27, MARGUERITE JUNGLEN, '28, M dl -,S CLASS PROPHECY Oh, Dodo! it's 10:30 already. Let's hurry and tune in. We've got to get Honolulu and not a minute to spare. Gee, kid, how I'd hate to miss any of this! Say, Lo, you aren't the only one that is anxious to hear all of that re- union. Oh keep still and get to work. Awr-f-Stat-ion K-Y-VV, Westinghouse Station Chic- For heavens sake let me try. Who the Sam Hill wants that station now. Mewo-r---r-r Stat-ion K--F-I, Los Angeles. Say, if you can't do any better than that we'll never get Honolulu. Let me try it Dodo. Well, I can't help it. I'm doing my best, but it would be just my luck not to get it tonight. Station W-S-B, Atlanta- I-I-I'm going t-to c-cry in another minute. Sh-h-h listen! Aff-f-f Station X-Y-Z, located on Kyp-Kyp Hotel, Honolulu. Oh, boy: such luck l ll IC KI U Twenty-six 1 I l

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.ANVIL Mr, and Mrs. Theodore Otten fMary McKennaj are on their way to Borneo. Theodore intends to learn the principles of Borneo music, which he will introduce into America. Mary will teach the art of successful henna dyeing to the native women there. V Look, Dodo, Mary finally convinced him to tweeze his eye-brows. Don't they make a loving and contented pair ? f Daniel Varady has suddenly disappeared with his attorney, Mr. Lloyd Cohen, after a series of hard fought cases. His former wife, Carolyn Ross, won her divorce from him, naming Rena Noor as the 'otherwwoman' in the case. Leona Gaskey, Lillian Aldrin, and Lauretta Carroll are sueing him for breach of promise. Mr. Varady states that he is through with women. Oh, Lo! isn't that just like Dan? His one weakness is 'girls' He'1l never be through with them. Reed Thomson is the editor of the Hessville Police Gazette, a tri-annual publication. Doesn't he look prosperous with that big black cigar in his mouth and his feet propped up on that marble topped desk P Steve Skonieczny writes the lovelorn column for the Chicago Tribune. He is claimed to be the best authority on this subject. VVho' would ever think that of Steve ? Rose Dixon and Ernest Gordon have worked their way on the stage tc:- success. They are known as the most daring acrobatic dancers throughout the world. Oh, Dodo- Sh-hp don't talk so much. Harry Hetrick is a professor of English at Oxford College. VVhat a grave face! ' Joe Cudlovich is one of the world's most renowned scientists. He has brought before society the much needed wartless pickle. I 'l'hat's Joe, all right. We always knew he'd do some thing great l Mr, and Mrs. Howard Xifarriner QEna McQuilkenj are making their home at the present on the Canary Islands trying to convert the natives into Christians. Remember Dodog we always said they were made for each other! Esther Judah having married a millionaire, is studying art abroadf' Talk about clothes Dodo, she's got them. ' John Benich is the coach of the 'Invincible Notre Dame Eleven'!', No wonder they're invincible, look who's their coach! He's the same old Benny with his million dollar smile. Doris Thompson, Marian Junglen, Blanche Conn, and Marjorie Spencer are going on an expedition into the jungles of Africa to hunt lions . I wish I could go along with them. Those girls make such a dandy crowd, and Dodo, they're all such good sports, too! Pompelia Popa is hailed as the most skillful and daring toreador of Spain. It is rumored that Elnora Greenwald is his lady love. Ah, Dodog just picture them in a garden with the moon overhead and Twenty-eight l I 1 I 3