Washington County High School - Sejusof Yearbook (Hagerstown, MD)

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Jokes SEASONAISLIE - Thomas-'LI want a bool: for a high school boyf Librarian- How about Fielding? Thomas- I dunno. Got anything on I5ase'rnnning? Sheik Talbert-That girl has a wonderful light in her face. CampbelliYes, I noticed she has a lantern jaw. A Senior stood on a railroad track, The train was coming fast, The train got off the Railroad Track. And let the Senior pass. -Fresliman Daily. K. Ahalt 4I'antingbAt'0I1! This climb is so sleep: can't I get u donkey to lake me up? Bob+ Lean on me. darling. Marge-Will you marry me? Shelly tThe original cake-e:1tel'if-Do I look like ar minister? When ice cream grows on Macaroni trees, When Salmra sands grow muddy. When cats and dogs wear II. V. Dees, Th:1t's the time I like to study. -By Les Young. Kate Clipp-Why do you close your eyes when you kiss me? johnny-Because I thought I was in heaven, and who ever heard ol a red-headed angel? Schaff-Didn't you see me down town last night? I saw you twice. Helen Lyon-No! I never notice people in that condition! ETIQUETTE OF CUTTING IN For the gentleman-Never slap the girl familiarly upon the back when cutting in. The girl may be athletic herself. Always have some quaint pleasantry to offer, such as- All right llill. Illl push her around for awhile: or i'Well, here I am, just as I promised. For the lady-Turn to the man who is leaving and say. Thank you, lousey! I' N incl y-jvc

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Jokes JUST TO REMIND YOU- The world is old yet likes to laughg New jokes are hard to Find, A whole new editorial staff Can't tickle every mind. PAGE MISS GOLD-DIGGER Dumb Freshie-Did you ever meet a bobbed haired bandit? Senior-Lord Yes, I take one out almost every night. - Said the chamber maid to the sleeping guest, Get up you lazy sinner: For we need the sheet for the table cloth And itls almost time for dinner. Louise Snyder-t'Too bad about Gus, wztsn't it?' Ruth Bowman-'tWhy. what happened? Louise Snyder- He tried to sing the Soap Scene from Naptha, and couldnlt reach the high Octagonfl PAGE PETRE The country lad had just deposited a nickel in a pay station phone. Operator-Number, please? Country Ladw-Number nothing, you better give me my chewing gum. y Por .IONES SAYS Early to bed and early to rise And your girl goes out with the other guys. -NOBODY KNOWS Why Baughmau gets sick so much? Where john Shockey goes every night after work? Why Mr. Hicks does not get married? Why typists learn to cuss? Why the roll is not called at the Maryland Theatre in the afternoons? If anybody in the Senior Class will have any money when school stops? Why Mr. Bowser never threw McConnell out of the class room? If Tenney ever tries to sneak out? Wise One-Bet that girl's father owns a wood yard. Dumbell-How's that? Wise One-Oh, I just saw her lumbering up the street. N ineip-four

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Jokes IN CHURCH Preach Rider-That last note was D-flat. Hugh George-Yes, it was, but this is hardly the place to say it. BASSO PROFUNDO Leon Zahnfwould you advise me to cultivate my voice, Doris? Doris Nigh-ABy all means, cultivate it, but plant it deep. HELPFUL HINTS FOR PARTICULAR PEOPLE If your iirst spooniul of soup proves too hot to swallow, cIon't hide it in your napkin as some people do. Simply gargle it in your throat for a while and the difliculty will be neatly overcome. If a piece of meat slips off your plate while you're cutting it, capture it as quickly as possible and with your fork llip it gayly across the table. Ii you upset a bit of gravy on the table cloth don't call attention to it by shoveling it up with your spoon. Place a piece of buttered bread over it, but- ter side down. If an ice is served don't gulp it down. Dilly dally with it in a bored sort of way. Make soup uf it by mashing it with your spoon. This is certain to make a lasting impression on your hostess. If you upset your coffee cup into your fair partner's lap don't let a long embarrassing silence ensue. Assure her instantly that you really didn't care for the coffee any way. 'tI'm being played lor a suckerfl said the vacuum cleaner as it ran over the rug. A WEEK-END TRIP H. Freund- I came in at Cole Eight. Ruth RidgeIyf Yeh? H. F reund- Yeh. Coal car with eight wheels' JUST WHY CAN YOU CALL A GIRL A chicken but not a hen, A terror but not a fright, A kitten but not a cat, A vision but not a sight? This is a rather tart retort, said the comedian as he hurled a custard pie at the hero. Mong- How did you catch such a cold? McConnell- Somebody played the 'Star Spangled Banner' when I was taking a bathf' Ninely-six