Washington County High School - Sejusof Yearbook (Hagerstown, MD)

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Jokes JUST TO REMIND YOU- The world is old yet likes to laughg New jokes are hard to Find, A whole new editorial staff Can't tickle every mind. PAGE MISS GOLD-DIGGER Dumb Freshie-Did you ever meet a bobbed haired bandit? Senior-Lord Yes, I take one out almost every night. - Said the chamber maid to the sleeping guest, Get up you lazy sinner: For we need the sheet for the table cloth And itls almost time for dinner. Louise Snyder-t'Too bad about Gus, wztsn't it?' Ruth Bowman-'tWhy. what happened? Louise Snyder- He tried to sing the Soap Scene from Naptha, and couldnlt reach the high Octagonfl PAGE PETRE The country lad had just deposited a nickel in a pay station phone. Operator-Number, please? Country Ladw-Number nothing, you better give me my chewing gum. y Por .IONES SAYS Early to bed and early to rise And your girl goes out with the other guys. -NOBODY KNOWS Why Baughmau gets sick so much? Where john Shockey goes every night after work? Why Mr. Hicks does not get married? Why typists learn to cuss? Why the roll is not called at the Maryland Theatre in the afternoons? If anybody in the Senior Class will have any money when school stops? Why Mr. Bowser never threw McConnell out of the class room? If Tenney ever tries to sneak out? Wise One-Bet that girl's father owns a wood yard. Dumbell-How's that? Wise One-Oh, I just saw her lumbering up the street. N ineip-four