Washington County High School - Sejusof Yearbook (Hagerstown, MD)

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Jokes Mentzer tto court clerkH----I-ah-er-um. Clerk tto assistantlfHenry bring out one of those r H. Lyons- What did you do after the party? Beebe Harman- Oh, nothing to speak of. H. Lyonskf'Ohl Dum-Say, are you looking for trouble? Bell-Yes. have you seen my wife. RUBY SAYS- Ain't it aggravating. Doesn't it make you mad, When your sweetie's leaving And in walks your DAD? Ott- A fellow just told me I looked like you. Gordon-- Where is he? l'd like to knock his block Ott- I killed him. A PROBLEM Alvin Saum-'Do you know why an Englishman shakes a salt shaker and an Irishman pounds it on the bottom? Pres Thomas-No, why? Alvin Saum-To get the salt out. Mr. Poffinberger- Is there any alcohol in cider? H. Helm- Inside who? Mr. Baughman-- Mr. j. P. jones Mr. Ilaughrllanw Mr. j. P. jones whe Your son 'ust threw a stone at mel J fDid he hit you? No. fThen it wasn't my son. narriage blanks. off. Mahala Lehman- Say, what kind of a fellow is Snitz Hoover? Allen Wellinger- He's one of those fellows who always grabs the stool there is 1 piano to be moved. n . When johnny Cable shifts gears there is weeping and gnashing of teeth. Mr. I-licksfWho defeated the Israelites, Crunkleton? P. Crunkleton fcoming out of day dreamj-1 dunno, I don't follow any of those bush league teams. Ninely-nine

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Jokes SILLY Ellis Adamsw Are we alone, darling? She-+'fNo, I think we're together. THIS IS DEEP--SAY IT FAST Nice limbusine! McKinsey remarked, as the girl climbed into the waiting machine. This lets me out, said the convict as he iondled the hacksaw, StovepolishgHow yu'all write Ku Klux Klan? Shoepolish-Niggah, it starts with a cross and ends with a loop. Staton-'fBeyard ate something on that last Basketball trip that poison- efl him. Beard-'fCroquette? Staten--'iNot yet, but hc's pretty sick. . You are in my grip now. said the college boy as he slipped the tlusk in- to his valise. Poffy-'fWhat's the object of your experiment? Dellinger-HTO see how many test tubes I can break. Customer- Hey, waiter. what kind of blankety blank coffee do you call this anyhow? Waiter- Why that is Plaster House coffee, sir. very line grade I assure you. sirf' Customer- Plaster House coffee. Hey? Well I'll be darned if I can End the house but a lot of the grounds are here. Blue eyes mean you're true, Grey eyes mean your gracious, But black eyes merely meun you're blue In several other places. Bob-ff'Sweetheart, you are the goal of my affections. Dotw- Will I be penalized for holding? Bob- No, Dear, you have thrown me for a complete loss. Beefy- What kind of meat is this?', Waiter- Why spring lamb, sir.'i Beefy-UI thought so. I have just chewed one of the springsfl Ninciy-eight

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J okes Mr. Bowscrfuwrite a very long sentence. Williams- Imprisoned for life. Waiter tserving L. Schmidt who is taking at girl out to dinner for the first time I-Nectar? Schmidt-Not yet. E. Snyder-What's become' of the fellow who used to cheat himself at solitaire? T. Crider-Still up to his old tricks. He's blocking in the cross-word puzzle squares he can't fill with the right letters. SENIOR My Sweetie Went Away .....,... Where the Lazy Daisies Grow . . . Runnin, Wild ..............,. Why Did I Kiss That Girl ....... Oh! johnny, How You Can Love . . Abide With Me ........,....... Steppin' Out .......,.......,. O Helen ...,.............,..... Last Night On The Back Porch . . Dream Daddy ................,. Honolulu Eyes .... . . . . . Big Boy ........,.. It Had To Be You .... The Sheik ............. Drifting To You, Bob . . . Sleep ................. A Kiss In The Dark .... Mr. Radio Man ,......... Oh. Clarence My Boy .... Garbage Can Blues . . . T00 Tired ..............,...... Somebody Stole My Girl ......... Oh Gee, Oh Gosh, Oh Golly, I'm In Go Long Mule ................. All Alone ,,,.. .............. Three O'clock in the Morning . . . Me and My Boy Friend ...... The Lost Chord ................ Stay Home Little Girls, Stay Home Maryland My Maryland tTheatrel One SONG HITS . . . . .JOE SPIELMAN .JXLLEN XVELLINGER ,FRANCES RIALOTTE ....-IOHN SHGCREV . .CATHERINE Cuvv ........LEON ZAHN . . . . .AIARV SETTLES .. . .C. T. MENTZER ELIZABETH HARhlAN .JOHN PAUL JONES . ..... Loulsu JACOBS . ..CI-IARLES XVINTER ,. . . .LILLIAN Szsurn . . . .ROBERT TALBERT . . ...DOT CHANEY .PAUL CRUNKLETGN . .HAzEL TENNEY . . ..W1LEREn NEIEDX' . ..... HELEN LYON , . . . .HUGH GEORGE . ..EL1zAnErH HELFRICII ..LUDWlG Love . . . . ..., KATHLEEN AHALT . . .NIILLER PETRE . . . .ALMEDA BARR . . . . . .RAGAN Doon . . . .NELLIE GUTSHALL GEORGE STARTZMAN CLASS '25 . . . . . , . . . . . .CLARENCE BICCONNELL Hundred