Washington County High School - Sejusof Yearbook (Hagerstown, MD)

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Jokes SILLY Ellis Adamsw Are we alone, darling? She-+'fNo, I think we're together. THIS IS DEEP--SAY IT FAST Nice limbusine! McKinsey remarked, as the girl climbed into the waiting machine. This lets me out, said the convict as he iondled the hacksaw, StovepolishgHow yu'all write Ku Klux Klan? Shoepolish-Niggah, it starts with a cross and ends with a loop. Staton-'fBeyard ate something on that last Basketball trip that poison- efl him. Beard-'fCroquette? Staten--'iNot yet, but hc's pretty sick. . You are in my grip now. said the college boy as he slipped the tlusk in- to his valise. Poffy-'fWhat's the object of your experiment? Dellinger-HTO see how many test tubes I can break. Customer- Hey, waiter. what kind of blankety blank coffee do you call this anyhow? Waiter- Why that is Plaster House coffee, sir. very line grade I assure you. sirf' Customer- Plaster House coffee. Hey? Well I'll be darned if I can End the house but a lot of the grounds are here. Blue eyes mean you're true, Grey eyes mean your gracious, But black eyes merely meun you're blue In several other places. Bob-ff'Sweetheart, you are the goal of my affections. Dotw- Will I be penalized for holding? Bob- No, Dear, you have thrown me for a complete loss. Beefy- What kind of meat is this?', Waiter- Why spring lamb, sir.'i Beefy-UI thought so. I have just chewed one of the springsfl Ninciy-eight

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Jokes Sam-Cullud man, we got a bugler in our outfit what am! When he blows revcille, de dead start puttin' on der shoes. Bo-Ani dat a fact? Well. niggah, dat is only a bum impression! When our winjamxner places his face to his horn. and blows, 'Soupyj' de cooks have to cover the strawberries, to keep them from kicking the whipped cream out of the dishes! jack Flannery Qto Lizl-Did you knock 'em cold in Virgil yesterday. Liz-Yes, zero. DO YOL' REMEMBER -when T. Gordon was a woman-hater? -when C. T. Mentzer was a Hfree-agent? -when Skinney Winters tipped the scales at one hundred pounds? -when Sheik Talbert tried to grow a mustache? -when Ott Yeakle shaved only once a week? -when Liz Herbert missed a dance? -when Edwin Schroyer refused to start an argument? -when Clay McLaughlin thought Chambersburg was Usomewhere in Europe? -when Bob Martin missed a night at HER home? -when Clarence Beck had very little to say? -when Pop jones used words like lfgosh dum instead of lx lx! ! l? -when the name fiKatherine didn't mean a thing to Skeets Bair? -when Mike Brewer pleaded guilty to the fact that he was the hand- somest fellow around Surrey? -when johnny Cable hadnlt learned to drive with one hand? -when jake Messersmith missed a day of school? -when Tick Needy wouldn't talk about Radio? -when Ches Reecher was real bashful? MUST BE DR. CUPID UI don't like your heart action, said the doctor, applying his stethoscope. I guess you've had some trouble with angina pectoris, havenit you? You're partly right, doc, answered D. C. Miller sheepishly. Only that ain't her name. MASH AND SMASH Bob Miller-We've met before, I think. She-Have we? Bob Miller-Yesg in my dreams last night you were the young lady who kissed me. She-Oh, now I remember! In my dreams last night you were the young man whose face I slapped for being too fresh. N incly-seven

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Jokes Mentzer tto court clerkH----I-ah-er-um. Clerk tto assistantlfHenry bring out one of those r H. Lyons- What did you do after the party? Beebe Harman- Oh, nothing to speak of. H. Lyonskf'Ohl Dum-Say, are you looking for trouble? Bell-Yes. have you seen my wife. RUBY SAYS- Ain't it aggravating. Doesn't it make you mad, When your sweetie's leaving And in walks your DAD? Ott- A fellow just told me I looked like you. Gordon-- Where is he? l'd like to knock his block Ott- I killed him. A PROBLEM Alvin Saum-'Do you know why an Englishman shakes a salt shaker and an Irishman pounds it on the bottom? Pres Thomas-No, why? Alvin Saum-To get the salt out. Mr. Poffinberger- Is there any alcohol in cider? H. Helm- Inside who? Mr. Baughman-- Mr. j. P. jones Mr. Ilaughrllanw Mr. j. P. jones whe Your son 'ust threw a stone at mel J fDid he hit you? No. fThen it wasn't my son. narriage blanks. off. Mahala Lehman- Say, what kind of a fellow is Snitz Hoover? Allen Wellinger- He's one of those fellows who always grabs the stool there is 1 piano to be moved. n . When johnny Cable shifts gears there is weeping and gnashing of teeth. Mr. I-licksfWho defeated the Israelites, Crunkleton? P. Crunkleton fcoming out of day dreamj-1 dunno, I don't follow any of those bush league teams. Ninely-nine