Washington County High School - Sejusof Yearbook (Hagerstown, MD)

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Jokes Sam-Cullud man, we got a bugler in our outfit what am! When he blows revcille, de dead start puttin' on der shoes. Bo-Ani dat a fact? Well. niggah, dat is only a bum impression! When our winjamxner places his face to his horn. and blows, 'Soupyj' de cooks have to cover the strawberries, to keep them from kicking the whipped cream out of the dishes! jack Flannery Qto Lizl-Did you knock 'em cold in Virgil yesterday. Liz-Yes, zero. DO YOL' REMEMBER -when T. Gordon was a woman-hater? -when C. T. Mentzer was a Hfree-agent? -when Skinney Winters tipped the scales at one hundred pounds? -when Sheik Talbert tried to grow a mustache? -when Ott Yeakle shaved only once a week? -when Liz Herbert missed a dance? -when Edwin Schroyer refused to start an argument? -when Clay McLaughlin thought Chambersburg was Usomewhere in Europe? -when Bob Martin missed a night at HER home? -when Clarence Beck had very little to say? -when Pop jones used words like lfgosh dum instead of lx lx! ! l? -when the name fiKatherine didn't mean a thing to Skeets Bair? -when Mike Brewer pleaded guilty to the fact that he was the hand- somest fellow around Surrey? -when johnny Cable hadnlt learned to drive with one hand? -when jake Messersmith missed a day of school? -when Tick Needy wouldn't talk about Radio? -when Ches Reecher was real bashful? MUST BE DR. CUPID UI don't like your heart action, said the doctor, applying his stethoscope. I guess you've had some trouble with angina pectoris, havenit you? You're partly right, doc, answered D. C. Miller sheepishly. Only that ain't her name. MASH AND SMASH Bob Miller-We've met before, I think. She-Have we? Bob Miller-Yesg in my dreams last night you were the young lady who kissed me. She-Oh, now I remember! In my dreams last night you were the young man whose face I slapped for being too fresh. N incly-seven

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Jokes IN CHURCH Preach Rider-That last note was D-flat. Hugh George-Yes, it was, but this is hardly the place to say it. BASSO PROFUNDO Leon Zahnfwould you advise me to cultivate my voice, Doris? Doris Nigh-ABy all means, cultivate it, but plant it deep. HELPFUL HINTS FOR PARTICULAR PEOPLE If your iirst spooniul of soup proves too hot to swallow, cIon't hide it in your napkin as some people do. Simply gargle it in your throat for a while and the difliculty will be neatly overcome. If a piece of meat slips off your plate while you're cutting it, capture it as quickly as possible and with your fork llip it gayly across the table. Ii you upset a bit of gravy on the table cloth don't call attention to it by shoveling it up with your spoon. Place a piece of buttered bread over it, but- ter side down. If an ice is served don't gulp it down. Dilly dally with it in a bored sort of way. Make soup uf it by mashing it with your spoon. This is certain to make a lasting impression on your hostess. If you upset your coffee cup into your fair partner's lap don't let a long embarrassing silence ensue. Assure her instantly that you really didn't care for the coffee any way. 'tI'm being played lor a suckerfl said the vacuum cleaner as it ran over the rug. A WEEK-END TRIP H. Freund- I came in at Cole Eight. Ruth RidgeIyf Yeh? H. F reund- Yeh. Coal car with eight wheels' JUST WHY CAN YOU CALL A GIRL A chicken but not a hen, A terror but not a fright, A kitten but not a cat, A vision but not a sight? This is a rather tart retort, said the comedian as he hurled a custard pie at the hero. Mong- How did you catch such a cold? McConnell- Somebody played the 'Star Spangled Banner' when I was taking a bathf' Ninely-six

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Jokes SILLY Ellis Adamsw Are we alone, darling? She-+'fNo, I think we're together. THIS IS DEEP--SAY IT FAST Nice limbusine! McKinsey remarked, as the girl climbed into the waiting machine. This lets me out, said the convict as he iondled the hacksaw, StovepolishgHow yu'all write Ku Klux Klan? Shoepolish-Niggah, it starts with a cross and ends with a loop. Staton-'fBeyard ate something on that last Basketball trip that poison- efl him. Beard-'fCroquette? Staten--'iNot yet, but hc's pretty sick. . You are in my grip now. said the college boy as he slipped the tlusk in- to his valise. Poffy-'fWhat's the object of your experiment? Dellinger-HTO see how many test tubes I can break. Customer- Hey, waiter. what kind of blankety blank coffee do you call this anyhow? Waiter- Why that is Plaster House coffee, sir. very line grade I assure you. sirf' Customer- Plaster House coffee. Hey? Well I'll be darned if I can End the house but a lot of the grounds are here. Blue eyes mean you're true, Grey eyes mean your gracious, But black eyes merely meun you're blue In several other places. Bob-ff'Sweetheart, you are the goal of my affections. Dotw- Will I be penalized for holding? Bob- No, Dear, you have thrown me for a complete loss. Beefy- What kind of meat is this?', Waiter- Why spring lamb, sir.'i Beefy-UI thought so. I have just chewed one of the springsfl Ninciy-eight