Washington County High School - Sejusof Yearbook (Hagerstown, MD)

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Jokes lt was just the other day. In a fortune telling place, A pretty maiden read my mind, And then she slapped my face. By R. Shatter. l'hil Rauth :-How do you like your new gown? V. Eyerly :-It doesn't quite Come up to my anticipations. Phil R.-Y es, but they are wearing them low this year. Wfacliterz-NVhe11ce the black eye old thing? VVolford:- Oh, I we11t to a dance last night fllltl was struck by the beauty of the place. , Shu 1 1 :-There's S0l'll8flllIl0' lnaffnetie about that 0'irl. . ' Z3 25 C Smitty :-Yeh, her coat is charged. Pat died and went to Heaven. 4'VVhy, Pat! exclaimed St. Peter. How did you get here ? Flu Bell:-Doc, my hair is coming out. iWon't you give me something to keep it in? Dr. Schindler :- Sure, here is a paper bag. Freshy 'Football 'lierruitz-l m a little stitl' from Bowling. Coach Potty :--le don't care where you're from, Get on your duds and go to work. Only a pipe dream, said the drunk as he woke up in the sewer. By Reisner. A. FAI R EXCUSE Cushen :-Did she let you kiss her good-night? ' Morris :-Sure: that's the reason T was late for school this mornin0'. , D CONCEIT F. Cottman :-I wouldn't marry the finest man in the world. BOW'il1'1lZ+il'lll. glad to hear that. It saves me the trouble of asking you to. Littleton :-Do you like to dance i11 this dark corner? Kate :-No, let's stop dancing. Northern :-Shay, d'ye know who I am? Varner :-My dear man, I wouldn't know you from Adam. Northern :--Y'oughta, I'm dreshed diiterni N me ty-three And

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i i Jokes y Warden tto murderer in electric chairl :-Is there ianything you would like to do before I push the button? Thoughtful Murderer :-Yeh I I would like to give up my seat to a lady. PAGE PROFESSOR POIPFI.NBl+JRGsl'JR A Prof. :-Wfhen you examine a dog's lungs with the microscope what do you find? Student :-The scat of his pants I suppose. IW ill you let me-said the student As he quickly dotlfed his hat-- But the maiden with the right hook Handed him an awful slap, And the studentis face was crimson As he stood before the lass But he finished out his sentence VVill you kindly let me pass? R. Clark. I PROBABLY A BOXING MATCH K. Eyerly Q just back from Parisi :-I can't go to this dance tonight, my trunks have not arrived. - S. Moore :-Good Lord. 'What kind of a dance do you think this is go- ing to be? A HEARD AT PROFS. Tenny:-VVhe11 IVolford danced with me last night he kept letting his hand slip down my back. H. Lyons :-I hope you rebuked him. Tenny :-I did, I told him to keep it up. NOTHING SERIOUS I They attended the Senior Dance and after a few dances sat down to- gether. Silence followed. l He looked at her, she lookd at him. t More silence. Then at last Mickey said: 'fMary, will you be my-- 'CO Mickey, cried Mary, this is so sudden. Give me a little lll0l'Q time- l h Pardner for the next dance, concluded Mickey. y f'To get my breath back, also continued Mary between puffs. I haven't quite recovered from the last shuffle. v M. Fiery :-I never could see much in those crepe de chine dresses flook- ing in the window of Browns Smart Shopj. l Prof. Hicks :-Ah, my boy, but you never see them in the right light. E. Grimes :-Geraldy told me a good story last night. Va. Ankney:-Can he tell a good story? E. Grimes :--Yes, he holds his audience from start to iinish. N fincty-two t

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