Washington County High School - Sejusof Yearbook (Hagerstown, MD)

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Jokes Rice fto Mr. Jones at our fall track meetj :-So you like to watch the runners, old man. Mr. Jones tglancing up into the grand Standl :-Yes, Geo., l Surely do. 'Phat girl over there has two in one Stocking. To To To To To To To To To To To To HAVE A HEART XVe editors may dig and toil Till our linger tips are sore, But some poor fish is sure to Say, l've heard that joke before. A hornet lit on a freshman'S head Vfith a Stinger long and thin, But no matter how hard the darn thing pushed, He couldn't push it in. SOME AMBITIONS be an athlete ....... D .........,............ have that school girl complexion . . . . be exceedingly clever ............ be childish always . . . . . graduate eventually . . . . raise a family ................ . P1111 everytlling ................ . lead a straight and narrow lite . . . have a fairy in my home ...... be an orator .......... be a lllilll ........ have and to hold . . TO THE TEACHERS Four years ago you fed us On pretzels salted much But now we are So f4cured lVe are too good to touch Now hang us up adore us Your work has been sublime For 110W we get no criticism Nor frown nor outward sign Come look and gaze upon us Such perfect outfits See There'S not a bum among us Now take this word from me. Steele :-How do you get all your dates, Johnny ? Johnny :-Sprinkle gasoline on my ha,ndkerchie1'. Ninety . . .DXXVIGPIT STEELE .FRANCES CHARLES . . . . .SAM STRITE - n . . . . . . .IVA ICELLER .LiI.ADYS SODERGREN . . .GERAIlD HOR.INPl .ICVERY ONE or Us . . .STANLEY MooRE . . .IIONVARD IPAHRNEY .......MAx FIERY . . .HENRY RAEISNER . .JOHN llIlLLER By Louis lloub.

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Jokes Mother :--Robert, 111y boy, did you get that fruit for me? Robert :-Yes, 111otl1er. NIOHICI' :-lVhere's the change? Robert :-Spent it. Mother :-O11 what ? Robert :-Da tes. Ulf I Ollly l1ad al golf club,' sighed a co11vict as he looked at tl1e ball 011 the links. Prof. Mohler :-My lllilll, you l1ad better take tl1e trolley car ll0lll9. Smithy:-Sh, 110 ushe! My wife Wouldn't let me--l1ic-keep it in tl1e house. KKHQIII! Tl1e time is at hand, said tl1e villain as l1e held llp the clock. 1ASSllllll1'lg' that a man is an ass, is a woman 2111 asset ? Fond Father :-M 1 bov what do fou ex iect to be wl1e11 V011 finish 1 1 7 . 1, 7 -f sc 1oo . Reisner :-An old man, father. Hotel Clerk :-Hey tl1ere 3 Cl011,t spit 011 the iloor? Scl1i11del:-Smatterg the floor leak? Reisner :-My br0tl1er takes up every language known. Boward :H--Goodness, wl1ere does l1e study? Reisner:-Study! He doesnit study. He runs an elevator. Ike Shupp:-Hey, Clark! How do yo11 like llly si11gi11g? Clark :-Oh, I don't mind, it. I used to work i11 a SZlYVlllill. The Sejusof is a queer invention, T11e High School gets the fame, Tl1e printers get the 1noney, And the staii? gets all the blame. Davis :-VVl1a.t makes that red spot O11 y0ll1' 11ose? Moore :-Glasses. Davis :-Glasses of what? Mother :-That was very foolish, daughter dear, going riding with Rob- ert after the da11ce. We1'e11't you cold? - D3.llggllfQ1'I-YES, mother, Good, and cold. A. fresl1111a11 was reading the follwoing sentence: On the horizon appeared a splendid-F' Barone, prompted the teacher. ' F1'6Slllll2I.1l fstaringj :- Noi '4Barq11e, persisted tl1e teacher. 'fBoW-wow,'i said tl1e f1'QSllI113.l1, meekly. N imfty-one X X Wxxxxxxl .