Washington County High School - Sejusof Yearbook (Hagerstown, MD)

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Jokes , NAMES AND HAPS Does Middle fCoughJ ? Does George Lroarj ? , Does Dwight QSteall ? Is Ralph QYoungJ ? Is George fRicel ? Is Freeman fSinJ ? Yes, George tFightsj . Nom GUILTY 1 'fVVho murdered Caesar Z , asked Miss Adams in a history quis, All was quiet, then becoming angry, Miss Adams asked in a loud voice, 4fVVho was it ? Ult-it-it wasn't me,'7 stammered Betty Roulette, just coming out of a peaceful sleep. . Clpellv ing. MISSED HIM 17 TIMES Escaped Prisoner:-They surely must have hated to see me leave the last night. y Pal :-VV hat makes you think so? ' Escaped Prisoner :-Why they iired a salute of 17 guns as I was leav- . V TRAGIG fAt Glee Club tryoutj. I Goldie:-Do you think I ll ever be able to do anything with my voice? Miss Ziegler :-Well, it might come in handy in case of fire. Betty R. :-Can you drive with one hand? Corderman fpassionatelyj :-Yes. Betty :-Then pick up my gloves. Mr. Palmer :-There's a town in Mass. named after you. Spike :-Yes ? VVhat is it's name? Mr. 'Palmer :-Marblehead. Mr. Hicks :-'What did the Middle Ages contribute to the Present Age? Iveiland :-Chaperones. D PRESENCE OF MIND Miller :-Artists say that 5 feet 4 inches is the divine height for VVomen Sweetest. I there L. Sutter :-Oh, but Itm 5 feet 7. I Miller fquicklyj :-Oh, but youire more than divine. RESERVED SEATS I Wea11t:-Do you ever peep through the key-hole when I am sitting in with your sister? y Small Brother :-Sometimes. lVhen mother ain't there. Eiglzfty-eight A

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Jokes The world is old yet likes to laugh 5 New jokes are hard. to timl, A whole new editorial strait Can't tickle every minfl, So it you meet some ancient jokes lleckecl out in model guise lJon't frown and call the thing a fake Just smile-Don't be too wise. DONT'S Mary NVagaman :-Don't insist every time that you put on a college pin it is your brother's. That's old stuit. Lena RNQIHISRIXZ-iD011't 'flirt with every boy. llse discrimination. John Littleton :-Don't image yourself a model boy. Others may think ditterent of you. Mildred Duke :-Do11't flatter yourself. Conceit is 11ot becoming to one so young. U Mick llliddlekantt:-Don't bc' a tightwad. Wie suggest being a crab in preference. Les Young :-Pop, I got zero in math toilay. Father-That's nothin'. lletormer :-Yes brethren, I save men. Soph :-Do you save women too? R0f01'lllQ1' :-Yes, l save VVOIIIGII too. Soph :-liVell save me a. couple for tomorrow night. Prof. Zentmyer:-Miller, you go straight home. Miller :-I can't, li live arouml the corner. PEOPLE ARE NYONDER-ING? lVhy Harold. Smith wears silk underwear? lVhy Cake Eater Xvoltord 1loesn't wear bellecl pants ? ' Vlhy Stanley Moore 1loesn't change his name to Ramon Nay aiio' Vfhy John Miller cloesn't sing for the Victor Company? lVhy Ralph Young d0esn't grow up? VV hy Howard Fahrney is so popular with the girls? Wlhy Northern doesn't smile once in a while? NVhy Reisner cloesn't come to school in an aeroplane ? lVhy Sam Strite cl0esn't buy a freekle remover? VVhy Phil Schinflel doesn't admire his own beauty ? Wfhy Miilfllekauff doesn't take his report C2l,l'tl home? VVhy Frances Boward cloesn't take heecl to the Get thin era why Max Fiery goes out in the North end ? Eigltty-seven

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