Warrenton High School - Warrior Yearbook (Warrenton, OR)

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Page Eighteen THE WARRIOR sted aracadeaaacaade Scenic opis amie hind tes icrodaraab alr re CE CS Class Prophesy Miss Beth Kindred Company, Leaders in Woman Suffrage Research, Austria Hungary. Dear Beth: How did you ever stray so far away from Hammond and your mother, Beth? I thought when I left there that it was all decided and you were going to be in the army, if you know what I mean. Remember the last Sunday we went riding in that Studebake Pres- ident you used to have? But all this is not the purpose of my letter. I have been reading and hearing so much about all of my old classmates way back there in 1927 when I was a senior and you a Junior, that when I read in the Hululand Gazette that you were in Austria trying to get woman suffrage started there, I just had to write to you and tell you all about it. I just saw in the Hululand Gazette that Janette Kindred had been arrested for impersonating Queen Marie during her recent tour of South Africa. There was a personal frient, some Count or something, of Queen Marie's that Janette was rather interest- ed in, so while her Majesty was attending a ball Janette donned her robes and tried to pass as the Queen. It didn't work, however, because she forgot to die her blond hair and blue eyes. Fred Cook is down in South America, chief of a band of rebels. He always was sort of rebellious, wasn't he, Beth? The reason he is one of these chiefs is because they have to grow “Kiss-me quicks.”’ Ralph Bowen turned Marmon and has a harem now of nearly two hundred young turkies. Don't blame him, do you? Those turkies are “right smart’ to look upon. Eunice Rowan is over in Bulgaria, teaching the young burglars how to get what they want when they want it. Art Siroy, lets see, oh, yes he owns an ink factory. Manufac- tures stainless ink. Remember how he always used to throw ink on the poor girls’ dresses and then wash them for hours trying to get the stains out. Hope he succeeds. He'll need to. They say he has a large family—five girls and seven boys. As for me, I'm running an Armenian Baby Hospital. Just like me, isn't it?, Well, I'll have to quit writing now. I hear a litile voice squalling for all its worth. Your old friend, Toots.

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THE WARRIOR Page Seventeen ecoenaerennene POVPUCUVTSUNUDOSEUCGUUUEOUODSEAUO ERD ECUESEUD OO UUATECULED NEAT EO SOOTELENUCTCUUONUECTOCOOSOUCCLSDUOEESEOCUUECUCREOOUCUCOUORERDOCDADORCCCCED Last Will and Testament We, the large, over-sophisticated class of ‘27, realize that we are about to discontinue our much needed presence in Warren- ton High School, having been inmates of this beloved institution for the past four or five years. Also having in our possession an over-flowing amount of valuable knowledge and fine qualities (mental, physical and moral), ideas, over-stuffed dignity, super- human intelligence, etc., we do hereby make, certify and publish this, our last will and testament. We further certify that this is our last will and testament, mak- ing all others null and void. Collectively, we dispose of our properties and possessions to various memkers of the faculty, classes, etc., as follows: Firstly, to Mr. Wicks and the other members of our faculty, we bequeath our life-long respect and admiration for their guid- ing hand in our four years of high school education. Secondly, we ask the Juniors to create the dignified atmosphere in the Student Body, created heretofore this year by us. Thirdly, we give this written permit to the Sophomore class, to be the smallest class in high school next year. Fourthly, we ask the Freshmen to try and acquire the ability to work their way around the faculty and think up alibis, that we did. Fifthly, to our underclassmen, we, as individuals will the fol- lowing: I, Janette Kindred, will one foot of my stately height, acquired in four years of high school grind, to Dorothy Peck. I, Ralph Bowen, will my position as fullback, wholeback, kick- back, and drawback, on the W. H. S. eleven, to John Mowick. I, Eunice Rowan, will my abi lity to get what I want when I want it by my engaging smile and wonderful personality, to Louise Scott. I, Fred Cook, will my Oakland to Adrien Bernier, in order that he (Ade) may take his girl for a ride. I, Ethel Mowick, will my latest hit ‘Confessions of a Man Hater” to Beth Kindred and Dulcie Lytsell. I, Arthur Siroy, will my way with the girls (?) and school marms to Mr. Propst. In witness, whereof we, the class of 1927, do place our hand and seal this 13th day of May, in the year one thousand, nine hundred and twenty-seven.

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