Warrensburg Latham High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Warrensburg, IL)

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Looking Ahead We will take a look into the future and try to see how our class of 1958 will be mak- ing out in this big wide world. TOM HAMILTON — has just been hired as head coach for Bearsdale Tech. He expects his yo-yo team to go to the state tournament. DICK L. BROWN — has just developed a furless woolly worm. RON HARDY — is President, Manager, and truck driver for the Hardy Garbage Haulers, Inc. We hope his business is picking up.” DELAYNE OLIVER JUDY DORSEY — have just formed the 'Tickled Gigglers As- sociation” for laughable people. WEALTHY PARRILL — surely is living up to her name. She caught the multi-million- aire James Soebuck of Rears, Soebuck Co. DEL SOUTHERN — star center fielder for the San Francisco Giants has announced his marriage to SANDI HILLIARD — his childhood sweet- heart and movie starlet. PAT WARNICK — the one time dairy farm operator has resigned her position to become head of Pepsi Cola. Her motto is Drink 1-2-3 bottles of Pepsi.” RONALD MC NEELY — owner of Churchill Downs has just outlawed the new Anti-Horse Thieves Association’” which was formed at Bearsdale, Illinois. DICK E. BROWN — has just received the nomination as top jockey of the year. My horse Elastic” Dick says, comes thru in the stretch.” EMMA JEAN COVEY — has just invented an air-conditioned cocoon to keep the ever- precious silk worms cool on hot summer days. MELVEN CHAPMAN — panel moderator for the television show I’ve Told My Secret” is said to be suing his wife for, as Melvin puts it — telling stories on me.” BOB HUDDLESTON — has invented a com- bination fountain pen and shaving cream dis- penser so he can ' Sit Right Down and Write Himself a Lather.” JERRY HOWE — Flash! Jerry Howe has just succeeded in manning the first satellite into outer space. BOB FERRY — big game hunter of the Indiana Wilds and chief rabbit raiser has just joined a terrorizing group called the Hare Raisers Society. NANCY MC CLURE — world famous cloth- ing designer, has just written a book on her occupation. It is titled, Have Yarn, Will Ravel.” LINDA MURDOCK — weather reporter for a radio station in Austin, Illinois has just re- leased her Mexico weather report. Chilli today, but hot tamale.” CAROL BUTT — is now a cheerleader for the Heman Grasshoppers. She surely has a lot of spring in her legs! DICK DISBROW — has just revised the tele- vision show Life Begins at Eighty”. Dick has changed it to You Are Gone at Eighty- One.” JUDY BALES — has just arrived in Mau-Mau country as a missionary. We know they are fierce people, but things should soon start looking up. 26

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PATRICIA ANN WARNICK KENNETH EUGENE WUBBEN F.H.A. 1, 2, 3, Officer 4; G.A.A. 1, 2, 3, 4; Chorus 1, 2, 3, Officer 4; Librarian 3; Pep Club 2; Office Help 4; Sweetheart Candidate 2; Speech Play 2; It's Great to Be Crazy” 3; That’s Our Boy” 4. F.F.A. 1, 2, 3, 4; Baseball Manager 1, 2, 3, 4; Basket- ball Manager 1, 2, 3, 4; It’s Great to Be Crazy” 3; That's Our Boy” 4. 25

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PATTI LITTS — has been nominated for an Oscar in her role as Mr. Frankenstein and I.” CAROLYN SHEEHAN — has come into the spotlight as Queen of the Jungle” nominated by Tarzan Comic Books Inc. JERRY- ROSE — star player on the New York Kneeknockers, professional basketball team, is said to have scored 25 field goals in one game. SANDY JANVRIN — sang her version of I Left My Sugar in Salt Lake City.” She re- cords on Cot” records. JANE OVERHEUL — daughter of J. Savage Overheul, is said to have been given by her father back to the Indians.” GENE WUBBEN — failed in his first busi- ness venture. He tried to run United States Steel out of business. DICK ROGERS — who married movie star- let Ima Louse said she acts silly, vsort of buggy” as Dick put it. JESS TIPTON — professional football play- er for the Chicago Mares has just been released from playing because of an acute Charley horse. JANET SMITH — chief detective for the Slinkerton Agency has a list of criminals she has caught. In this group are Latham Neo- pold and Horville Odge. KAREN BRAME — undercover agent for the F.I.B. has finally nabbed the world’s slickest pickpocket, Carrie Itaway. JONETTE HEINZ — soup specialist, has discovered a new soup. This is her 58th va- riety. FLOYD EADS — is the only land owner in Texas that owns under 100 acres. His prop- erty is in downtown Dallas. DON SHELLEY — chief associate of the Shelley Publishing Company has just released a new book entitled, Tragedy on the Cliff” by Eileen Dover. MARY BAKER — has also lived up to her name. She is employed by Sunbeam Bakery as head baker. She makes a considerable a- mount of dough. JOYCE SEFTON — famous traveling agent has a very famous quotation these days. Part- ing is really painful — especially if you bear down too hard on the comb. MIKE JOHNSTON — says, Lend your neighbor a garden rake and he will come back for mower.” LARRY CHAPMAN — is now Physical Edu- cational Director for the Casner Clodhoppers. We hope he has a staggering success. BERNICE PEASE — another traveling agent, has been called Cookie” because she’s beer a way-fer so long. CARDONA THOMPSON — is a poet. Her latest verse is, Nothing attracts the mustard from wieners as quickly as slacks just back from the cleaners.” CHUCK CENTERS — has just divorced his 6th wife. As Chuck puts it, It is better to have been loved and lost, than to be forever shoved and bossed.” LAWRENCE MOONEY — Navy frogman, has just set a new speed swimming record for the 50 mile swim. He was said to have been chasing a mermaid. BOB LAMB — undertaker, has never receiv- ed one complaint from his customers. We understand however that his business is going down. MARILYN THARP — world’s figure skat- ing champion, says the figure 8’s don’t bother her, its the 4’s. 27