Warrensburg High School - Arrow Yearbook (Warrensburg, MO)

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51. AR R CDVV' .::: Overheard in the Study Hall: Asa: How big is your mustache now? Carl: One thirty-second of an inch. What's yours? Asa: Got you beat. Mine will be one-sixteenth soon. Carl: Well, I guess so-you got two weeks start on me. Miss Markward: I suppose that this talk about a college man's life being all wi-ne, women and song is exaggerated. . Robert: It certainly isg you very seldom hear singing on the campus. Tiiri.-..- Dorothy Todd: You talk as though you knew a lot about marriage. Are you married? Wilmer: No, but all my parents are, The freshman across the hall says ne likes his new topcoat very much, only he Cdllll get USBQ LU Llld W0041 ACKUSS Ili., Siiuuiucis and LAL: noon A-:eps puS11i11g his nat oif. Bill: May I hold your hand? Dorothy: it isnt heavy: i can manage, thank you. 11...1...1,1 Francis: Is your girl fat?1' , Banner: Is she fat! I'1l say so. She had the mumps three weeks before they tound out what was wrong with her. Isn't Ruby a little jewel? She must beg I hear all the boys calling her precious. Our own little Junior May was wandering home from a party one night. Pres- ently he saw a sign on a post. With great difficulty he climbed the post, struck a match, only to read Wet Paint. ,i-1..-ll 1 Leland: I was held up the other night and a robber took my watch and wallet? Evelyn: But I thought you said that you always carrie-d a revolver. Leland: I do, but he didn't iind that. .1 l.1 Believe It Or Not When a girl is sixteen, she's good looking. When she's twenty-tive, she has wrinkles. When she's thirty, she has gray hair. S When she's thirty-five she turns blonde and starts all over again. Jack: Why don't you like girls? Murray: They're too biased. Jack: Yes, bias this and bias that until I'm broke. ,ili-l-. Max Hall was interrogated by the teacher: What is the foundation of the home? Max: Cement 1 no 3i1i'::': ' ' Ingo Fifty-four jgjfg

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I.: I Y YYWWW . I I I. .. Il I AR 111 ow II I I II Il II II II I I James Mayes, ffined for speledingjz But, sir, I'm only a high school student. II Officer Click: Ignorance doesn't excuse anyone. I I W I William Stevens: I have an idea. I I . I Lemoyne: Be good to it: it's in a strange place. Biography of a Few Seniors fBy a Cynical Classmatej I Asa Burlingame: Born in country, reared in country, better go back to country. I Bill Foster: Born a baby, grew up a baby, will die a baby. Ada B. Brown: Born a blonde, but will be a brunette at thirty live. Mighty I nice girl. Henry Rube Oglesby: .Born in Warrensburg. Grew up under badfiniiuencez fBil1 Bob Fister and the rest of the Old Towners J. Noted owner and operator of the S. S. Bevo. Dorothy Todd: Born on farm. grew un on farm. taken from said farm. but still belongs on farm. W'ilmer Ross: I life in high school. We hear he has quite a line. Bill Stockton: Born a few years ago. Grew up a little while ago. Attracted by girls while very young. He's O. K. at that. Mardelle Estes: Born. Grew up to a flowery talker. Has a liking for Sedalia. We wonder. Robert Mayes: The High School's John Held, Jr. Born in Alfalfa., Texas. Grew up in Montserrat. Born in Sedalia. Grew up tough: no wonder! Spent most of DQesn't like said Montserrat. . T-l I Senior: 'What is the difference between a. mule and a freshman? Junior: I don't know: what is it? Senior: There isn't any. I I I I I Rube: I felt sure if I called on you that I would make a hit, don't you know. Margaret: Yes, and I think it will be a home run. I hear papa coming down stairs. Philosophy He' who knows not and knows not that he knows not, is a Freshman: shun him. I He who knows not and knows that he knows not, is a Sophomore: honor him. I He knows and knows no-t that he knows is an Junior: pity him. I He who knows and knows that he knows is 3, Senior: reverence him. I I ----- ' II Zeigler: Jack says that he can read me like a book. I Ada B.: Perhaps he means, dear, that you are a very plain type. I I I Campbell: How do you find yourself these cold mornings, Banner? - I Banner: Quite easily, thank you. I just throw back the bedclothes, and there I am. II II II II II I Ii I3 , -. 3. 1 Q 3111: 2 II! Page Fifty-six t .I I I I