Warrensburg High School - Arrow Yearbook (Warrensburg, MO)

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51. AR R CDVV' .::: Overheard in the Study Hall: Asa: How big is your mustache now? Carl: One thirty-second of an inch. What's yours? Asa: Got you beat. Mine will be one-sixteenth soon. Carl: Well, I guess so-you got two weeks start on me. Miss Markward: I suppose that this talk about a college man's life being all wi-ne, women and song is exaggerated. . Robert: It certainly isg you very seldom hear singing on the campus. Tiiri.-..- Dorothy Todd: You talk as though you knew a lot about marriage. Are you married? Wilmer: No, but all my parents are, The freshman across the hall says ne likes his new topcoat very much, only he Cdllll get USBQ LU Llld W0041 ACKUSS Ili., Siiuuiucis and LAL: noon A-:eps puS11i11g his nat oif. Bill: May I hold your hand? Dorothy: it isnt heavy: i can manage, thank you. 11...1...1,1 Francis: Is your girl fat?1' , Banner: Is she fat! I'1l say so. She had the mumps three weeks before they tound out what was wrong with her. Isn't Ruby a little jewel? She must beg I hear all the boys calling her precious. Our own little Junior May was wandering home from a party one night. Pres- ently he saw a sign on a post. With great difficulty he climbed the post, struck a match, only to read Wet Paint. ,i-1..-ll 1 Leland: I was held up the other night and a robber took my watch and wallet? Evelyn: But I thought you said that you always carrie-d a revolver. Leland: I do, but he didn't iind that. .1 l.1 Believe It Or Not When a girl is sixteen, she's good looking. When she's twenty-tive, she has wrinkles. When she's thirty, she has gray hair. S When she's thirty-five she turns blonde and starts all over again. Jack: Why don't you like girls? Murray: They're too biased. Jack: Yes, bias this and bias that until I'm broke. ,ili-l-. Max Hall was interrogated by the teacher: What is the foundation of the home? Max: Cement 1 no 3i1i'::': ' ' Ingo Fifty-four jgjfg