Warrensburg High School - Arrow Yearbook (Warrensburg, MO)

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- W V. n wg!-EVAQXV VIMVXVXV Wvvvxv W AA D' 0009 0050 gg Q 0 o M aff AVfbffbffb6l AVNNM QSANM M JOKES WVhy Teachers Get XVl'i1lkl0S A triangle is a circle with three corners to it. Longitude and latitude are imaginary lines on the earth which show you which way you are going. A vacuum is an empty place with nothing in it. - A curve is a straight line that has been bent. The days are shorter in winter because cold contracts. Gold was discovered in California before anyone knew it was there-. A miracle is any thing that some one does that can't be done. f 2 When a volcano spits fire it is called saliva. Mrs. Young fsotto vocejz George, dear, it's a burglar. Mr. Young: Sh-h, don't move, maybe he can get that window up: it's the one we haven't been able to open since the painters left. . . Such an honor! Miss White has a namesake. John R. named a lamb for her. The Height of Good Taste Yes, sir, said the boy, my sister had a swell wedding. They even used puffed rice. Have you heard of the girl who couldn't get a part in the talkies because she had knock-knees? ' CL I think there's something shady about him. Don't you? -Q f Decidedly. I'll bet his family tree was a slippery elm. mf , Family Trees cc You don't want this meat, madam? Then why did you have me cut it off? Well, I lost twelve pounds and I wanted to see how much it was. is Speed Cop fsarcasticallylz Where were you going in such a hurry?', Ellen Louise: E-eer! I wasn't going anywhere- in particular at first, but when I saw you coming I was going to slow down. 1 Floyd Cin poetic frenzy as they stroll along the shorel: Roll on, thou deep and dark blue ocean, roll on. Della: Oh, Floyd, how wonderful you are. It's doing it. And now, a poetic lamentation entitled Justice Is No More! Each states-man strives to pass a law On anything that's handy, Except a needed law,-to make Green spinach taste like candy. As a timely bit of comment, Senator Norris says that what the American people. need is 'a new Lincoln. Many of us would be perfectly satisfied with a new Ford. XVit'l1 at Ringing Laugh His wife calls him up every hour-she's phoney that way! 1-' V V syvvv VV 551 Wifi' 1 30 X4W:f:f ,1'Q M 'AA fN4VAfXf fwsfwr g AAA- NNNNA on Page Eighty-nine

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