Warrensburg High School - Arrow Yearbook (Warrensburg, MO)

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Q VV Q , ' Qs: w CV5V'fVX3 XX7N' VfS'fYfAVxV , . , . . . Qs., QM Affifidm 1 3 F 1 Y JOKES f ii 4 Wi. . LH f Miss Faith Cshudderinglz But don't you think it horribly cruel to cut up live rogs? - - Mr. Campbell fcarelesslylz Oh, well, the poor things get used to it. Ui ., II, i' YI: Z My 2 Hi 5 1 1 Mrs. Ryburn: Use the word sphere in a sentence. Louise Jones: I have a 'sphere' cold. Hit Mr. Campbell fin physicslz Who can tell what this liquid is by the odor? 5 , P Frank Martin: It's sure familiar, but I can't quite place it. Mr. Campbell: As no one but Frank recognizes it, I'll tell' you. It's alcohol. Q. , I Q . Jimmy Smith: What instrument has the most scientific principles, do you suppose? gl 1. . - Frank Martin: Well, there's the thermometer-It's graduated with one hun- dred and twenty degrees. in . M? ' A I hope- you will dance with me tonight, Mr. Van Hoy. Oh, of course, 5 Miss Kallenbach. I hope that you don't think that I came here merely for pleasure. S .M r . i . -' w Miss Je-rome: My fiance's birthday is next week and I want to give him a sur- prise. What would you suggest? ' Miss Sterling: Tell him your age. it Miss Kallenbach: Yes, an Indian's wife is called a squaw. Now what is an 'Q Indian baby called? Q l Galen Boyer: A squawkerf' 4 i W ...lA .2 'N l She calls her boy Cyclone 'cause he' took her by storm. 1? A pedestrian is a man whose wife has the car. Q' He married a cold million, but hasn't been able to thaw any of it out. l' 1' 4. The Wrigley Song You were 'mint' for me. 'l ls A gentleman is a man you don't know very well. , It is better to be silent and be thought dumb, thantto speak and remove all 5 I doubt. He called his girl Geometry she was so plain and solid, I He's often called Macbeth, because he murders sleep. , I H -iw ix Qi .. 1 Tillie: Hasn't Henry ever married? sal i Millie: No, and I don't think he intends to, because he's studying for a bache- Jr lor degree! 'gh --- lil it Mrs. Ryburn: Don't you give Frank a moment's rest?l' Sig g ' Mr. Martin: Not since he started learning the saxophone in his spare time. .il l .yi 1 1? li .5 Miss Sterling: I wonder if I shall lose my looks too when I get to be your age? Coach Darlington: You will be fortunate if you do. S if fl I' V Y Page Eighty-three l I . V , V js!

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