Warren Hospital School of Nursing - Lamp Yearbook (Warren, PA)

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rfy- I 'LU u who Lamp L . ' , ' ' yilanillii .TQ ?: lt 5 V' ess -lin f. ' F J I ack again. lt's great to say Good Morning, And, it's line to say Hello, But better still to grasp the hand Of a loyal friend you know. XVe notice several of the girls VVho for years have heen away, Returning to our dear old State, And we hope, are going to stay. l'll tell you folks, it's mighty line, To have with us once more, So many of our graduates, As in the days of yore. Q CJ0I1f7 l.!7Ill't'tII -HSM- Ijfflilll-fllflll of zz l'l7'l'L'Ild A friend is one who stieks around and pats you on the baek while the rest of the world goes by. -wSn- Kay NVatson tells us: Some lips are made to kiss And some are made over afterwards. -WSH- Squirt: Hasn't Nliss Smith a wieked line? Southern Gentleman: Yes, suh, an' she shoe strings it out -WSHH VVhen the royal doetors lind the little prince all covered with red speekles, do you suppose the diagnosis reads, Chicken pox a la King?

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Forty-one Safe and Sound fa momlj Stop and let the train go by, It hardly takes a minute, Your car starts off again intact, And better still you're in it. ..WSH- Doctor: Hllll examine you for five dollars. Patient: HO. K. Doc, if you find it welll spilt fifty-fiftyfl LWSHL At a profit. A doctor had just finished taking the temperature of a stock broker who was suffering from a raging fever. ffIt's gone to lOZ, he announced in a hushed voice, eyeing the thermometer. The half-conscious patient raised himself on his elbow - SellI Sell! he shouted. -.VVSH- Our richest and our poorest families are alike, nobody works in either. -WSH- Conceil f'Why is Bessie insisting on being married in an aeroplane? Pat: Well, she's so conceited that she thinks no man on earth is good enough for her. -wsH- , More Truth fhan Poetry Little Phil, she used to live, But now she lives no more, For what she thought was H20 Was H2 Soi -WSH- Face lifting may be a new thing, but nose tilting has been going on for ages. -.WSH-. The teacher was asking her class to define various words. One precocious boy on being asked what a husband was replied, It's something no respectable family should be withoutfl ..WSH-. Phil VV.: 'fMy father weighed only ZZ pounds when he was born. Mary C.: f'Oh, gee, did he live?

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Forty fluff To Pal ' ' . Say did you hear the lastest Ctl. You hayen't? XVell, my dear Q v - - lts the sensation of sensations 011 -8 . . '. ' Last X- The bi f fest in the year 2+ . V . I No one knows just how it happened lt's as puzzling as can he It's quite a situation As everyone can see lt has changed her disposition She is as tranquil as a dove Wlhat am l talking of you askme? XVhy Pat! She's fallen in love! -WSH- Rvffvrlibzi Nly eyes are a fright, Nly eyes area sight- l look as though l'd been up all night. My color is bad, Nly countenance sad, I look dissipated - l wish l hadl -- Il1'f11'z1 Grofir'11la'. -WS H- Tlie l.vIlIl0fl'l'U1I' y l would have furs and gowns For the church folks to see l would recite my prayers ln the most amazing key I would he guilty of some sparkling sin That God might take heed of me. -WSH- After a short discussion - Nliss Nliller: XVell, Nliss 'XVilliams, just how do you propose to get along in the world? Nliss XYilliams: Ohl You know, just pull strings. -WSH- pl. Thayer: l run things at my house! M ac.: Shakel I operate the furnace and washing machine at mine, tool