Warren Hospital School of Nursing - Lamp Yearbook (Warren, PA)

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C5110 Lamp T f'U uBelieve It Cr Not Gettiiignpgit a year book is no p . gf 1 If we print jokes, folks say we if R are silly. V , - 'is If we donlt they say we are too serious. f g ' 95 5 If we publish things from other books , 9 W nw rff- x x i,.,, , 'Mtg f W? M 6 as sl I ji 'J' 1 3131 , , we are too lazy to write. , Wi K i 7 fd Q5-,EN Q' . I ex ez . If we stay on the job we ought to be out A 1 . bi A A I : 7 c ,, , 6 I i I I A c .di ' W-fi .',,, J 1 rustling news 1 i A V If we are out rustling news, we are at-4 - ' Not attending to business in our own department pm If we don't print contributions, we don't show ap- preeiation 21 .' lf we do print them the book is filled with junk Q Qfiff Like as not some fellow will say we SEQ? Stole this from some other book - f ,W all And we dia. fl lil Z -WSH- ' QQ Af, A pedestrian is a man whose son is home from ' A 5 .i College. ll 5' -WSH- ' L5 A 65.4 Miss VValters fwith indignation? I I thought . . ,, Q'-Q you said that was a parlor joke. C, M li Smithy: 'll heard it in a billard parlor. -WSH- VVhat did Mac say to Alice? Ally fate is in your hands. VVhat did Alice say to Mae? 'lThere is danger in your arms. -WSH- Doris: ls your new 'B. F.' a good one armed driver? Edith: Aw, he is not that slow, we ride a taxi. -WSH- Dr. Israel: Name one saline eathartie? Nliss Trautman: HSod. Bicarbf' Dr. Israel: 'lNuff said. nine I

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llzirly-fight Bold Carbona sought to win him, Topkins brought him cakes and honey, But for Musterole yearned Postum, No Pyrene could quench the ardor That she kindled in his bosom. Through the field of ripe Wheatena, Through the Shredded VVheat they wandered By the rippling Cuticura, There beneath Palmolive shadows From the bough she picked the Grape Nuts, There they saw the sun descending. Naught cared Postum for the night wind, Blowing through the Holeproof forests, Musterole was there beside him. To his bosom quick he drew her, VVhispered words of love aburning, Told her how he caught the Seal Pax, Told her now he's slain Bull Durham, Told her how he'd trapped Ampico, Boasted of his father's tepee, With its sides of Mentholatum With its wings of soft Socony. To him Musterole a-quiver Listened, and her heart gave answer. All the warmth of love she gave him, All her Rubberest affection, ' Gave her heart to Instant Postum. There he wooed her, there he won her. Passed the years in quick successiong Small Post Toasties came to bless them, Triplets, B. V. D., Gold Dust Twins, Little Beech Nut, Wrigley Spearmint, Vici Kid and Pluto Water. These and other little Toasties Filled the wigwam with their laughter. I

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4 c l F ' 'y C5110 Lamp The Show-Dofwn f'Are you the trained nurse that sister said was coming to stay with us a While? asked Richard. HYes, I'm the trained nursef' 'fWell, come on thenf' said Richard. 'fWe're having a circus out in our barn and the fellows are all Wanting to see you do some of your tricks. -WSH- Dr. Clinger: f'When is quinin given for malaria?'l Bob Bogart: HFifteen minutes before a chill. -WSH- Dr. Clinger: 'fWhat is the action of thymol on hook worms? joe Gardner: HIt paralyzes them and they drop off. LWSHL Correct Diagnosis An exceptionally wealthy patient had been brought to the hos- pital, suffering with a complicated malady, and a major operation was indicated. The eminent house surgeon examined the patient carefully on the morning after his arrival at the hospital. HDo you thinkfl asked an interne after the examination had been concluded, Hthat there is any change in the patient's condition?'l f'Any change, exclaimed the famous surgeon. My boy, there's big money in it. -WSH.. An operation no woman enjoys is having her credit cut off at stores. -WSH.. Miss Ward, to Probie: 'lAre you Hxing that tray for the nephri- tic? Probie: L'No this is for the Russian. 7 LWSH1 Miss Willianis, to Intermediate: l'What's angina pectoris? Intermediate: UIt's a condition of the mouth. What is it when ou're married twice at the same time? Y HPolygamy. l'VVhat When you're only married once? Monatomyf' .1WSH,- E. Burke: UChester, you should think of the future. Chet.: HI canlt. It's Dot's birthday, and I have to think of the present.