Warren Hospital School of Nursing - Lamp Yearbook (Warren, PA)

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llzirly-fight Bold Carbona sought to win him, Topkins brought him cakes and honey, But for Musterole yearned Postum, No Pyrene could quench the ardor That she kindled in his bosom. Through the field of ripe Wheatena, Through the Shredded VVheat they wandered By the rippling Cuticura, There beneath Palmolive shadows From the bough she picked the Grape Nuts, There they saw the sun descending. Naught cared Postum for the night wind, Blowing through the Holeproof forests, Musterole was there beside him. To his bosom quick he drew her, VVhispered words of love aburning, Told her how he caught the Seal Pax, Told her now he's slain Bull Durham, Told her how he'd trapped Ampico, Boasted of his father's tepee, With its sides of Mentholatum With its wings of soft Socony. To him Musterole a-quiver Listened, and her heart gave answer. All the warmth of love she gave him, All her Rubberest affection, ' Gave her heart to Instant Postum. There he wooed her, there he won her. Passed the years in quick successiong Small Post Toasties came to bless them, Triplets, B. V. D., Gold Dust Twins, Little Beech Nut, Wrigley Spearmint, Vici Kid and Pluto Water. These and other little Toasties Filled the wigwam with their laughter. I

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Thirty-seven I-liowotho Up-to-dote YV Y On the shores of Coca-Cola Dwelt the Moxies in their wigwam, Old Sapolio, the Chieftan, Pebeco, the Grizzled Prophet, And the warriors young and eager. In the lodge of the old Chieftan With Uneeda more than mother, And Victrola, old and feeble, Musterole, Sapolio's daughter, Nlusterole, the Sunkist Chicklet. All the young men sought her favor, Left their troubles at her wigwam, Brought her Thermos skins for raiment, Brought her Tarvia for ointment. And sweet Musterole smiled on them, Smiled on Listerine and Valspar, Smiled but left them unrequited, For her love she gave to no one, Then from Multibestos Mountains From the far heights of Texaco, Came the young chief, Instant Postum Mightiest hunter in the forest, All superb in strength and beauty, He it was who trapped the Kodak, He who shot the Great Sears-Roebuck, Shot him with his swift Pierce Arrow, Eversharp, his trusty hatchet, Every arrow head a Hot Point, U'er him gazed the Moxie maidens, Nujol poured her glowing glances,

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C5110 Lamp T f'U uBelieve It Cr Not Gettiiignpgit a year book is no p . gf 1 If we print jokes, folks say we if R are silly. V , - 'is If we donlt they say we are too serious. f g ' 95 5 If we publish things from other books , 9 W nw rff- x x i,.,, , 'Mtg f W? M 6 as sl I ji 'J' 1 3131 , , we are too lazy to write. , Wi K i 7 fd Q5-,EN Q' . I ex ez . If we stay on the job we ought to be out A 1 . bi A A I : 7 c ,, , 6 I i I I A c .di ' W-fi .',,, J 1 rustling news 1 i A V If we are out rustling news, we are at-4 - ' Not attending to business in our own department pm If we don't print contributions, we don't show ap- preeiation 21 .' lf we do print them the book is filled with junk Q Qfiff Like as not some fellow will say we SEQ? Stole this from some other book - f ,W all And we dia. fl lil Z -WSH- ' QQ Af, A pedestrian is a man whose son is home from ' A 5 .i College. ll 5' -WSH- ' L5 A 65.4 Miss VValters fwith indignation? I I thought . . ,, Q'-Q you said that was a parlor joke. C, M li Smithy: 'll heard it in a billard parlor. -WSH- VVhat did Mac say to Alice? Ally fate is in your hands. VVhat did Alice say to Mae? 'lThere is danger in your arms. -WSH- Doris: ls your new 'B. F.' a good one armed driver? Edith: Aw, he is not that slow, we ride a taxi. -WSH- Dr. Israel: Name one saline eathartie? Nliss Trautman: HSod. Bicarbf' Dr. Israel: 'lNuff said. nine I