Warren High School - Wampum Yearbook (Warren, RI)

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CLASS PROPHECY gyrus: We hnd Ierry Gutowsln sxttmg on a cloud The trme 1955 He rs dazed and looks around hrm guxte bewrldered He walks untxl he sees a malestxc gate and sees a man srttrnq at a desk Ierry Hey what ts thrs' Oo-oh my head' He s now at the gate and asks the man srttmg there Ierry Where am P St Peter Well I mtght have known So xts you who made that ternble crash I knew xt would happen someday Ierry What do you mean? There I was calmly teaching my drxvmq class how to drrve a let propelled car when St Peter-Oh yes you re the drxvmg Instructor at Warren Hxgh School now I mean were Ierry Well havmg valuable expenence I was teachmg one hand dnvmg tmy specxaltyl when bang' Everythmg went black Say you sand were the drrvmg mstructor what do you mean by that' St Peter Youll fmd out sooner than you thmk CA long sxghb Well lets see rf I have your name rn my Golden Book Ierry Golly whats thus? St Peter Thats my space globe I can see what everybody on earth rs domg Ierry Boy thats somethrng Let me take a peek St Peter I dont know rf I should butl-ok Ierry What do you know Isnt that Lourse Alexandre I see at that crrcus' St Peter-She and her husband Louxe are the owners They call rt the L G L Cxrcus the bxggest Ixttle cxrcus thls srde of Bnstol They feature their three chrldren as mrdgets Ierry Hey theres Lorrame Amaral She rs featured at the L 6 L Crrcus as the Human Bram St Peter Yes she answers questxons asked and gives the most amazrng answers Ierry Tell me more St Peter lust the other day someone asked what srze shoe a man of 30 would wear She concentrated for a mrnute then answered He would take a sxze 6 but 7 would feel so good he would buy sxze 8 Ierry Well how do you lrke that Look theres Concepta Alves She rs the owner of a bow nbbon factory now The BBB Hxbbon Factory St Peter That stands for Bxgger Bnghter Bow Rtbbon Factory Ierry Lets see what my frrend Roland Bouffard xs domg St Peter He rs employed at the L GI I. Ctrcus too They feature hrm as a Bohemran Frre and Glass eater Ierry Thats not too hot but I must say rts a clean cut ,ob anyway St Peter Hrs cousrn Yvette works there too Shes a gypsy fortune teller Ierry Imagme that' What ever became of Mary Blount? St Peter-Oh she went to college and found herself a rrch husband who mcxdentally rs three trmes her age Ierry-Oh yes xsnt he the owner of the Sophrsttcates Plaza? St Peter Yes the pnces are so hrgh there that they have a tramed nurse admrnxster smellmg salts when the patrons see therr brll and guess who the nurse rs Patrxcxa Callanan Ierry Isnt that Donald Boulangers prcture xn that newspaper' St Peter Yes he rs now a famous model of mens clothmg Ierry I remember he always had good taste for clothes back m school Hey whats thrs Isnt that a Iadres lmgene shop on Frfth Avenue' St Peter If you look closely you can see Charles Brochu behmd that counter He rs the only salesman among ten salesgrrls Ierry I always knew he hked the grrls The lucky dog another Charles Boyer St Peter Theres another classmate of yours Ierry Why xt s Patsy Chace What xs she domg for a IIVIIIQ7 St Peter-She rs featured wrth her husband Shoey as a famous Roller Skatmg team They are trymg for the natxonal trtle Ierry There s Anthony Cambrola takmg hrs frve sons for a walk St Peter You can tell by therr red harr who the mother rs Ierry Hey whos that Ruta Cardoza rs argumg wxth7 St Peter Thats her husband Matt They ve been argumg smce therr son was born Ierry What for? St Peter Well Rxta rs dead set on sendxng lrttle Matt to Warren High and Matt msrsts on sendrng htm to Colt Ierry What a mxx up Theres my old pal Henry Correxa St Peter He rs the coach at Warren Hugh now and for a lrttle fellow he rs certamly domg a grand Job of xt Ierry Whats hrs sxster domg now' St Peter You mean Mary Corre1a She has a gossip column on the bulletm called Whats What in Warren Ierry Now there rs a gxrl fxtted for her lob Wxth her wxde experxence I know shell succeed St Peter Lets see what Norma Gempp xs domg Ierry--Shes an arrlme hostess and seems to lrke bemg among the clouds most of the trme of course that handsome avxator could be the cause of that St Peter Isnt that lane Gauhck concentratmg over that drawmg board? 24 1 I - ' I - I . . . 1 , . , . I I I I . ... I . . , , I . . . , , . 1 . - , I . 1 I . I . . . 1 I , 1 I I . I 1 , . . I . . . . , , I . . . ,I . II 1 I . . I 1 I . I I 1 , . 1 . , I . . . I I 1 I I - . 1 I I 1 I I I . 1 I . . . I I I . I . . I , - I 1 I I , . I I . . . I . . 1 I . 1 . , . 1 . , . . . II II - I . . . I . . . . - , . . 1 I . - . 1 I I . I . . . . II I , 1 . I II , . . , I

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CLASS WILL We the class of l950 being in a more or less sane mmd do hereby will bequeath or otherwise dispose of the following possessions and do hereby revoke all other wills testaments codtcxls and similar documents To Mr Boutm we leave a better and more educated class One that has read all of the books that you wanted us to read To Mr Brochu we leave you a history class that doesnt argue To Miss Honan we leave the hope that you wont en counter another hrstory class like ours We the Class of 50 leave unto the Class of 51 all the money that is left over after our year books are pard for Unto the Class of 52 we leave you all our boys To the Class of 53 we leave you the privilege of xnrtiatmg the future Freshmen I Pasquale Abbruzzr do hereby will and bequeath to any Iumor boy that can yell louder than the rest my title Mayor of the North End I Loutse Alexandre give my chair at the Bristol C Y O to Ianet Sarracmo Look what it got me I Concepta Alves grve and bequeath unto Ioyce Iohnson my tlashv and large bow ribbons Now you too can be seen all the way down the comdor I Lorrame Amaral leave unto Iohn Enos my scholastrc abrltty Now youll be able to take English and Algebra I Mary Blount do hereby will and bequeath my pep and vitality unto Marilyn McFadden which I do not get from I Roland Boulfard bequeath unto Arthur Patton my belief that Im not any better than the next fellow I Yvette Bouffard leave unto Sally Bruno my new method of utter buggmg I Donald Boulanger do will and bequeath unto Bob Head my ability to keep calm cool and collected in any crrsrs I Charles Brochu leave to the United States Navy my loafers to be used as camouflage gunboats I Patncra Callanan will gladly give my dnvxng abrlxty to anyone who wont knock down the telephone poles I Anthony Cambrola leave Need I say more I Rita Cardoza leave Lorrame Rybka the pleasure of going steady with a boy from Bristol I Patrlcta Chace leave my close relationship with the Correras to Nancy Ogg Do you need nt Nancy? I Henry Correxa give and bequeath my little black book and my big ways with the women unto Maurice La Chance I Mary Correxa leave my footsteps for my sister Barbara to follow in Iust dont bother a certain teacher I lane Gaulrck wxll gladly give my book How to Stay Out of School Three Days a Week to Io Ann Catalano I Norma Gempp leave my place at the mirror in the grrls room to anyone who wants it I Ronald Greenwood give to Eddie Blount my hetght All five feet of rt I Martxn Gutowski was going to leave my car but decided agamst rt as no other boy will rrsk his life in rt I Evelyn I-Iodgms will and bequeath my tall boy fnend unto Sally Macomber I Leslie Howard leave my new book Chemistry Made Easy unto Mr Callanan I Zenobxa Iamrel will and bequeath my populanty unto Dons George But personally I know that you dont need xt I Wxllram Masterson leave my natural curly harr to Fred Komegia I know that is what you wanted for Christmas but didnt get I Dons Medenros leave unto Pam Enos my 47 and 48 diary Im sure that youll find tt very good reading I Thelma Moura will and bequeath my wrt unto Eddie Correra But use it at places other than the classroom I Barbara Parent leave my positron at the bakery shop unto Dons Rene Now you can brrng Anthony all the sweets that he wants I Richard Pomroy leave Pat unto the Iumor boys Oh yeah' I Vxrgmra Price will and bequeath my friendly smile unto Le Roy Davol I Iohn Ratrer will and bequeath unto Lewis Mason my love for the weaker sex I Phyllis Schuster will and bequeath my heavy foot on the gas pedal unto Ioan I-Iellew Now youll be able to dnve rn thxrd speed I Warren Seymour thought about leaving my dungarees to the Agricultural students but I decrded agamst t as I like the fit carrxed all year You can use rt to keep the school warm next year I Dorothy Silva will and bequeath unto Regina Lawrence my voice I Philip Srmmons leave my record for being the fastest typing student unto Iohn Bryden I William Smrth leave unto Paul Vxtullo my position on the baseball team Prckmg daisies that is I Anna Souraty will and bequeath my laugh unto Bobby King You can throw away the giggle you now have I Vrrgmia Sousa will and bequeath my place on the R I H S unto Irene Costa I Evelyn Souza give to Io Ann Ayers my love ofr short hand I Ann Mane St Iohn do hereby wtll and bequeath my abrlrty to remain a loyal friend unto Susan Morse Now you ll be able to sit on Warrens srde at the next Colt game I Gloria St Ours leave my long list of yokes unto Ignatius Delekta But please Iggy dont tell them during French Class I Isabella Swame will and bequeath my shy nature unto Margaret Abbruzzi Thats all right Moon we still love you I Rosalie Weber will and bequeath my stylish wardrobe unto Florence Alexandre Buddy likes my clothes Floren. e ANN MARIE ST IOHN MARY BLOUNT I ' I . ' ' . . . i vitamin tablets. I I, Ann Shea. will gladly give to Babe the torch that l've , 23

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Ierry rt sure rs She has a comrc scrrpt called Ace Crrme Smasher whose motto ls Brrng em back sooner St Peter Thats a strange motto Ierry It means Sooner dead than ahve Isnt that Ronald Greenwood she rs usmg as a model? St Peter Yes she uses hrm as the mnocent by stander rn the scnpt Ierry Hey what does that sngn say? St Peter Famous Lady Magrcran Madame Hodgrnske Ierry Lets peek rn on her a t Hey thats Evelyn Hodgms and she s sawmg some grrl ln half St Peter Thats her partner Glona St Ours In real lrfe off the stage they lrve happy marrxed lrves wxth thexr Anthomes Ierry Where rs Leslxe Howard gorng m that elaborate costume? St Peter He xs a hon tamer They call htm Lefty now Ierry Hey where are all those people gorng? St Peter They are gomg to see the famous trght orpe walker Lady Iamllque Ierry Is that her rn the bnllxant outfxt? Why rt looks lrke Zenobla Iamrel St Peter Yes rt rs There goes Brllre Masterson to see her act now Ierry Drdnt he receive a sum of money when hrs urrcle dred? St Peter Yes and before he lost nt all on the horses hrs wrfe made htm buy the Frrst Natronal Stores lt proved to be a good investment Ierry Whats Dons Medeuos domg? St Peter She fashrons dresses that are very exclusrve Ierry Drdnt she marry? St Peter-Oh yes she marrred a famous speed racer and they have two sons and a daughter Ierry-She really has done well and whats Thelma Moura domg these days St Peter She has wrrtten a book on Bnght Saymgs and Comeback Answers for students only' Ierry Leave rt to Thelma to thmk of somethrng lrke that St Peter Drd you know that Barbara Parent rs now the owner of a Cham of bakerres all over the natlon Ierry Whos that flymg through space rn that space shrp? St Peter Thats Rxchard Pomroy He has been workmg on radros and fmally he heard somethmg from the planet Mars so he burlt a space shrp to mvestrgate Ierry Well what do you know about that? Hey there goes Vrrgrma Pnce rnto Carnegre Hall St Peter1She rs now a famous concert pramst but you can see her on week ends lrvmg a srmple lrfe wrth her husband rn Rrversrde St Peter--She rs now a famous opera srnger and wrll soon be seen rn the leadrng role of the opera Carmen Ierry lack Ratner rs now the Dxgby O Dell of televrsron and I5 plannmg to start a funeral parlor of hrs own St Peter Dxd you hear about Phyllxs Schuster? She rs now a mrlhonarre She got her money through a speed race Ierry Oh she won the race? St Peter No she cracked up and collected the msurance Ierry There rs a horse ranch and that srgn says Seymours Bar X Horse Breedmq St Peter Whos that feedrng the horses? Ierry Thats hrs cook Ann Shea She rs domg some serrous thmkrng of becomxng hrs partner St Peter Theres the New York Trmes edrtor rn that Cadxllac Ierry Why rts Phrhp Slmmons fancy that St Peter Look there rs Souratys Manor The srgn says Where the Ehte Meet to Eat Whats that underneath rn small letters? Ierry It says At least sometrme Theres Anna now she looks prosperous St Peter Isnt that Vrrgrnra Sousa talkmg to her? Ierry Yes she rs Annas head bookkeeper She knows lust how to frx the books rn order that Anna doesnt have to pay much mcome tax St Peter What rs the other Souza grrl domg? Ierry You mean Evelyn Souza? She has a lovelorn column but that rs only a srdelme she rs the wife of an ollman St Peter You mean one of those rrch Texans? Ierry No I mean a frllrng statxon attendant Hey there goes Ann Mane St Iohn St Peter You mean the econd Mrs Leon Hart It seems they are startmg therr own football team Ierry Wrth then frve sons they have a good start St Peter Isabella Swarne rs now a novelrst and rs domg a good lob of rt Ierry What ever became of Rosahe Weber the class athlete? St Peter She rs featured at Madrson Garden as Muscles the famous lady wrestler Ierry It seems as rf we mrssed someone Oh I know my frrend Abbruzzt St Peter Thrs rs gornq to shock you Look mto the globe Ierry Its all red and hazy Hey there he ts but where rs he gorng to a costume ball? He rs dressed as a devxl and look he rs beckomng to me St Peter Yes you see your name rsnt rn my Golden Book and that only means one thrnq Your buddy wrll meet you at the elevator qorng down' Ierry-Oh no' ' ' He collapses' THE END BY DORRIE 25 Ierry-And there is Dorothy Silva .dressed in Mink-Gee!!