Warren High School - Echoes Yearbook (Warren, OH)

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HIGH SCHOOL LIFE Spice 1, Mother- Didn't I tell you not to go swimming? - Willie- Yes, but Satan tempted 'me. Mother- Why didn't you tell Satan to get behind? Willie- I did, and 'he kicked me in. -Ex. . Helen- How do you like my new dress ? Her Escort- It's rippinf' Helen- Quick, call a taxi. 7-Ex. Breathes there a girl with soul so dead, that never to her chum has said, Have you a powder puff ? -EX. 25 rk 24 . Deiined. . . The word kiss is a noun, but it's usually used as a conjunction. It is never declined, and is more common than proper. It is never singular, but is always used in the plural. It agrees with two.-Ex. Teacher- The boys in the front seats were the only ones who got the right answers to the questions in the examination. Voice from the rear- Good team work. -Ex. 211 Pk P14 Gent- Is there any soup on the bill of fare ? Waiter- There Was, but I wiped it off. 4-Ex.. Schoolboy finquiring at a bookstorej- Have you any Lamb's tales ? New Clerk- This is a bookstore, not a meat market. -Ex. is Pl: 21 Judge-- You can take your choice, ten days or ten dollars. Prisoner fstill foggyj- I'll take the money, yer honor. -Ex. 9.4 211 Pk Miss Reid- Give the principal parts of the verb that means to skate. Brilliant- Skato, slippere, -falli, bumpusf' Miss Reid- Falio, failure, flunki, suspendusf' Il: Pk ak Redd- The doctor said he'd have me on my feet in a fortnight. Greene- And did he ? A A Redd- Sure. I've had to sell 'my automobile. fs Pk 251 Young William- Father, give me some money. Father- I never got half as much money when I was a boy. Young William- Were you satisfied? Father- Certainly, I was. E Young William- Then why should he have given you any more ? - X. --60-1 .

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HIGH SCHOOL LIFE Mathematics. He was teaching Arithmetic, He said it was his mission, He kissed her once, he kissed her twice, And said, Now that's addition. 1 And as he added kiss by kiss, In silent satisfaction, She timidly gave one back, And said, now that's subtraction. And she kissed him and he kissed her, Without an explanation, And both together said, Now that's multiplication. But just then Dad appeared upon the scene And snorted his decision. He kicked poor him three blocks away, And said, that's long division. -Ex. Sk if 251 Truth, Twinkle, twinkle, little card, To take you home is very hard, For, tho I change the marks about, The awful truth will always out. -Ex. fs wk if Tall Woman- Five years ago last March, I got my feet wet, caught cold, and it has just now reached my head. ' if wk if Gee, no! exclaimed the pretty cash girl. I wouldn't marry you if you was the last man on earth. I don't want nothin' to do with you. Is that plain English '? ' 1. h It's plain enough, said the mortified bookkeeper, but it isn't Eng- lS . I :If if his I should get a divorce at once, said Mrs. Hittem Uppe, Jr., but I haven't sufficient costumes to last through the prolonged trial that my social standing demands. -Ex. - fi :lf if Pearl Button- What is manhood suffrage? Ella Vator- The opposite of woman suffrage. -Ex. if 1? 161 Teacher- Give the principal parts of 'do'. Student- Flour, lard, and milk. -EX. Ik lk ik She fsipping teal- Isn't this delicious? He Cabsentlyj- I love to take tea with a little lemon. -Ex. -52--