Warren Central High School - Wigwam Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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JEANIE BAYLESS NINE YEAR OLD PRODIGY WEDS Mr. and Mrs. lames Bayless an- nounced today that Jeanie, their young doughter, who two years ago startled the scientific world with her great beauty and her knowledge of astronomy, was married to Fred Mechold in an elopement to Los Vegas last week. The two are at home with the bride ' s parents and are receiving visitors. COAL BLACK AND THE SEVEN GIANTS MAKE PREMIER AP- PEARANCE AT WARREN THEATRE Starring Edith Timmerman, a member of the renowned Warren Theatre Guild, the new satire will open in the Warren Theatre, June 1. Miss Timmerman has been on the legitimate stage for the past ten years and is known as the second Shirley Temple. CLAGHORN SWIMS ATLANTIC IN TWO DAYS Miss Jean Claghorn who star- tled the athletic and medical worlds by swimming the Atlan- tic ocean in two days and em- erging as a Mere-maid said (in an interview, May 28, the day after her feat) that she es- pecially enjoyed her conversation held with Father Neptune. He was, she reported, suffering from the gout. The Queen Mary, now convert- ed into one of the smaller gar- bage scows, reported that Miss Claghorn passed them making 150 knots in an old rope. She was greeted by the Duchess Mary Shafer De Van Goering Celeste Oki-Kuramuri of Reno on the Rhine. She was given a medal by Professor Richard Willis, N. R. A., C. C. C„ A. F. L„ B. V. D. and W. P. A. for her report on marine life which she made from her studies in mid-ocean. INDIANAPOLIS DECADE DON ' T ASK FOR PROOF WE ONLY HEARD “LIL ROBINSON Mr. and Mrs. Robert Hill (the architect) are shopping for cribs. Marj. Davis (the eyeful who plays hot swing music on her violin at Billie Hurt ' s salon) has been seen places with the hand- some Pic. Mag. Ed. Cleo Bourne. Reverend Earl Elliott (known to intimates as The Monster in The Public Square ) is raising hogs in upper Connecticut. Vernice Miller (who gained fame by joining the army) is now head Master at West Point Academy. Blanche Cifaldi, the million heiress who went in for social work will soon be appointed President of the National Red Cross. Professor Schloemer is the new owner of the Big Parade Muni- tions Coproration which has fac- tories in eight foreign countries, and the United States. His Motto will be, Quick Henry, the Flick — of the trigger. What insurance magnate ' s pret- ty secretary (her initials are Mary Shelton) was seen at the Trocadero with her boss the other evening? Judge William McDonald will try the following people on minor charges, April 1. Cokey Flo Elerkamp, Maxine Kelso, and Lucille Miller. SCOOP— It isn ' t generally known, but Nancy Conarroe the prostrated fiancee of the President eloped last week with Doctor Emerson Applegate. INFANT WEAR OF ALL STYLES Ready to Wear — Made to Fit For Correct Style and Fit See Our Expert Stylist Alex Stiko TRY OUR “FOZZY HOZZY HOME FOR THE INSANE (Motto) Once Crazy Always Crazy We Cure You in 52 Weekly Lessons PRICE — One peanut per lesson Custodian ‘MARY ALICE VAN- DYKE Note to the Ladies Join the Old Maids Circle and in a few Lessons on how to Vamp a Husband you may Suc- ceed in Getting One. (MOTTO) If You Don ' t First Succeed Try Crying Again (This May be a Sure Way) If anyone wishes to join just get in touch with Miss Dorothea Hope at the HOME MAIDS Building 421 Lonely Street FOR SALE BEAUTIFUL SUBURBAN HOME Owners Divorcing or Would Not Give Up House. Must Sell Im- mediately. Howard DeGoyler — RI. 66G8 LEARN!!! How to Have Friends and Make Money with Excellent Instruction By Miss Lottie Limbach FOR ELECTRICIAN CALL Magdalene Hartman ANYTHING— ANY TIME BOOK NOOK Come in and See the NEWEST BOOKS FOR LESS Prop. Betty Fulton RENT A PLANE! Beautiful Instructors Show Intricacies of Flying Planes!! Apply AERI SCHOOL Juanita Moore NOTICE!! LAZY PEOPLE LOOK!! If Too Lazy to Work Hire an EXPERT BUTTON PUSHER For best results get in touch with the Prop Kate Lawhorn DRIVE INI! NEWEST? MOST MODERN DRIVE IN GROCERY IN THE NATION Cumberland ' s Pidde Prop. Clyde Patterson WARREN CENTRAL H. S. MEDIA CENTER INDIANAPOLIS. INDIANA 46229