Wareham High School - Caper Yearbook (Wareham, MA)

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CHARLIE RAE: CHARLIE: DONNA: RAE: CHARLIE: DONNA: CHARLIE RAE: DONNA: CHARLIE DONNA: RAE: CHARLIE DONNA: CHARLIE RAE: DONNA: CHARLIE RAE: DONNA: CHARLIE: RAE: DONNA: CHARLIE: RAE: DONNA: CHARLIE DONNA: RAE: CHARLIE: RAE: DONNA: CHARLIE RAE: DONNA: CHARLIE RAE: DONNA: RAE: CHARLIE: Ya, I saw them in the clink when I went down to visit Mark Smith. What was he in there for? He got caught taking the air out of the tires of Judy Gabriel and Diana Andrade when their cars were parked at the Viking Cave. Judy Wilson and Chris Braley are jockeys at Jimmy Eacobacci's race track. I heard he had a lot of winners. Did you hear about Ronnie Hunter and his experience with the Boston Patriots? I can imagine, but go ahead. On the first day of practice, they asked everyone his name and home town. He ended up giving a thirty minute oration on why he liked football. That would be a good story for Linda Carey, Susan Allen, and Patty Weller. Arthur Oke is a world famous tree surgeon. Ya, I heard he caught Curtis CMunsterJ Roderick gnawing away at a few trees. Stanley Goglick, Mike Borisoff, and Jim Parker were on a polar bear hunt in Alaska when they discovered Liz Andrews frozen in the ice. What did they do with her? They brought her back to Professor Joe Krystofolski, and he thawed her out. Dr. David Weeden and his assistants, David Hocking and Dianne Winberg, performed the first successful brain transplant on Bobby Ellis and Jack Lombard. How did it turn out? I don't know, but Contack Jack is walking around a whiter shade of pale. By the way, have you seen Drena and Jean Ribeiro lately? They're playing a new musical group called the Whitenecks. Scott Sisson and Gary Franklin don't dare go out any more. Why? That doesn't sound like them. They got caught trespassing on Mary Lou Newell and Patti Moore's Indian Reser- vation and got their sideburns trimmed. Sue Kaasinen, Bette Joe, and Kathy Barrett flunked out of Cape Cod. How could they do that with easy teachers like Richard Tomkinson, George Fernandes, and John MacElroy? Marla Hathaway, Diane Sheehy, and Peter Fugere are the new Mod Squad. Debbie Williams got rushed to the hospital by Chris Sempos and Sue Tamagini after she fell off her rocking horse. Gee, I used to see a lot of Bobby Reed and Leanna Pierce. I wonder what they're doing now! The last time I saw them she was pushing his carriage down Pennsylvania Avenue. What ever happened to Jeff Dutton? The last time I saw him he was standing on Lover's Leap yelling I love you, and was waiting for the echo to come back. ls that how he landed in the hospital? Ya, he got hit on the head by a golf ball, hit by that great golf pro, George Makrys. Sue Evans took off for Seattle in a private plane. Jennifer Delgado and Paula Gonsalves got arrested for disturbing the peace. What happened to them? They got sent up by Judge Leroy Pina, who eats Wheatina. Bobby Rich struck it rich by digging a ditch. John Pires and Myumi Pesta are still running neck and neck in the Oakdale- Onset Relays. Did you hear about the new Warner Bros. production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs? It's directed by Mike IBiscuitJ Roderick and Mel Logrien. Who's starring in it? Francine Canute is Snow White, with Susan IPlumpyJ Marble, John ISISGPYI BGFFY, and Donald CBashfulJ Dastous as dwarfs.

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TIME: 2069 SETTING: RAE: DONNA: RAE: CHARLIE: RAE: CHARLIE: DONNA: CHARLIE: RAE: DONNA: CHARLIE: RAE: CHARLIE: DONNA: RAE: CHARLIE: DONNA: CHARLIE: RAE: DONNA: CHARLIE: RAE: DONNA: CHARLIE: RAE: DONNA: CHARLIE: RAE: CHARLIE: DONNA: CHARLIE: RAE: DONNA: 58 OQSJ QUIQOIU QC? Sadie's Palm Reading Waiting Room. Two girls with crystal balls, waiting to apply for a iob. I wonder who the manager of this place is? I heard they sold it last week to one of our old classmates, Charlie Toole. Gee, Iwonder what's taking him so long. Well, bust my britches, if it isn't Donna and Rae. What are you two doing here? We iust came to apply for a iob. Any openings? Do you have any experience? We used to write fortune cookies for Herbert Bedard's Chinese Restaurant. Why aren't you working there now? Oh, he got closed down by the Mafia, led by Jose da Silva and his girl molls, Janet Henricksen, Susan Seaver, and Sally Bumpus. Ray Fisher, the fearless fuzz, is still hot on their trail. As a matter of fact, he was here the other night, giving us the business. Did you guys hear about the accident the other night? No, what happened? Debbie Mestieri was running down the street screaming, I got my license, when Bobby Caldwell came screeching around the corner on his new bicycle and ran her over. Ya, I heard he won it on Casper Lopes' Cartoon Carnival. Speaking of accidents, did you hear how the Prudential Building got flooded the other night? How did that happen? Bette Nickerson, Cheryl Geddie, and Patty Morris weye holding their annual smoke-in in the ladies' room when the toilet they were standing on broke into a thousand pieces. Hey, why don't we all go to Bobby Paling's A-Go-Go! He's featuring the new Barbershop Quartet with David Hunter, Desmond Maynard, Brian Fitzgerald, and Jimmy Tomkinson. He also has a great floor show with Irene Higgins, Brenda Westgate, and Linda Pierce. Ruth Canedy, Barbara Akins, and Vicki Reidy are competing with one another in a fashion model contest. What ever happened to Walter Randall and Barry Jones? They're building a new pet shop for Judy CParrotJ Barnett and Jimmy lPuppyD Walsh. Kathy Hunt is working in the U. N. as Ambassador for Puerto Rico. Kathy Fernandes is working for President Donald Gomes as his personal secretary. No, she was let go last week because she had laryngitis. Seen any good fights lately? Ya, Reinaldo Oliveira and Paul Matson were fighting for the World Heavyweight Championship. I heard it was a real knockout. Ya, Paul took off his glasses, tripped over the ropes, and landed in Debbie Bates' lap. It was all over. Jay Maloney is now manager of the Red Sox and has Jim Nelson as his star pitcher. Jim is famous for his bean balls. Jim Buckley and Frank Bergamasco got arrested for shooting tacks at Bobby Alcott.

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DONNA: RAE: DONNA: CHARLIE DONNA: RAE: CHARLIE DONNA: RAE: DONNA: RAE: CHARLIE: Don't forget Peter CHogJ Morrison, Cynthia fTurkeyJ Carlson, Buddy ISloppyD Andrade, and Josepha CHappyJ Campinha. Linda Houghton, Lynn Gifford, and Ruth Maynard are back at school as secretaries tothe new principal-Tony CD0-Rightl Dias. Well, he couldn'T be too right if he can let Karen Douglas, alias The California Cat Woman, walk out of The cafeteria with all The spoons. I hear Douglas IChuchiJ Barber is now department head of The Vocational Course. He's got a pretty good system for keeping all The boys happy-a girl in every glove compartment. Rise Lundblad flew off to Austria and married Gerhard Kellner. Speaking of trips, Nancy Kahrman flew to Germany-via R.B.J. Red Ball Jets! Isn'T Charlotte Leighton head Travel agent for that line? Ya, along with Gary CSTPD Stacey and Bruce IFlower Power! Franklin. Has anyone heard anything about Valenti Perry? I heard something about him and Portugy Lake. Ya, I saw him down at the lake with Joyce DeBarros. She Told him To go iump in the lake, and he did. Now he's stuck out on the middle of the lake on a lily pad. Well, enough about our old classmates. LeT's go into my office where we can Talk business. Charlie Toole Rae Ellin Bumpus Aldonna Perry 60 GN WRITERS OF CLASS PROPHECY: Rae Ellin Bumpus, Charlie Toole, Aldonna Perry. I