Waltham High School - Mirror Yearbook (Waltham, MA)

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-.-..-.-.,-.- -i- fi- -. -.-i.-.. Crass or 1940 ----- ------- 1 -U---------1.1. Ah! a telegram from Johnson's Drug Corp. The corporation is composed of students who drove the store into bankruptcy by keeping out cash customers, then took it over to save its repu- tation. The message is signed by Presidents fobn Fnzzy Forfdirk, Don Cox, Gny Sanderson, Don MacLennan, Marion Mnnfter, Eleanor McKenna, Pbyllif ll7anberg, Robert Nelfon, Bob Dwyer, and Prifrilla Wfetberbee. Back to the parade again - here comes a very natty division, attired in white jockey satin embel- lished with gold braid and carrying polished silver shovels - Washington's Street Cleaners led by Lawrence Tobin and including Robert Martin, Cbarlef Brigbt, Cbarlef Broderick, Grover Bar- berirk, Lloyd Carlton, Sanz Bellinean, Antbony Bertolanti, jobn Cain, Benedict Bnono, Francif Caceiatore, and Anierico Mega. Here's a telegram from far away Algeria from Sergeant Robert Doyle of the French Foreign Legion. It seems that Ken Eberbard invented an electrical caddy so there was nothing for loopers Toni Doyle, Bob LeBlanc, Bill Tappley, Hngb Gardner, Bob Wbitrzeyf, Pete Rizzo, fobn Rogerf to do but join the Foreign Legion. Rumor hath it that the boys are teaching the Arabs to play golf - with no competition it looks like a caddy heaven. Stick around, boys, there'll be doublesf, At this time we also wish to remind you that tonight over these stations George Manning will bring you blow by blow an account of the world's heavy weight championship boxing bout between Terrible Trinkets Rngglef' and Invincible Vin- cent Borwor-tb. At the weighing ceremonies to- day, which were attended by Managers George Killarn and Carl Erikfon, and promoter Brad, Danielr Qcalled the honest brakeman because he never stole a freight carj it was announced that Pbilo Strickland would referee. The eminent betting commissioner fbookie to youj Tonznty Pierre announced that the odds were 9-10 and You can have 'em. A congratulatory missive has just been received from the feminine start in the New Picture Rule Britannia - Elnera Algeri, fofepbine Fanara, Marie Alvarez, Marie Bry, Carznela Aanilia, jorejrbine Barbanti, Angelina Derneo, Margaret Bonoino, Confetta Bordenea, Rofe Castellano, Cbriftine Cnrano, Marie Meola, Antoinette Tor- torella and Rofalie Ginliano. To my mind the best part of the parade is passing now - the Fire Department. The di- vision is lead by Chief Robert Torrey who has swallowed enough smoke Qnot from burning buildingsj to make him immune forever to smoke prostration. Immediately following are the Fire Laddief Cbarlef Hayef, Ray Drnry, Herbert Hick- rnan, Adanz Enof, Alfred DiGregory and Fire Lafrief, Margnerite DeVoe, Katbleen De Cotter, Dorotby Mc'Adoo, Delia Palnrnbo, Angelina Rizzi, Nita Robertfon, and Ratb fobnrton. News Flash - The P. G. Students at Waltliain High have gone on strike because they refused to listen to the same anecdotes, illustrating lec- tures, year after year. Superintendent of Schools Gilbert Maban said the school would not com- promise and he was supported by the following teachers: Marion lVagner, Ann Bnrke, fnne Carl- ron, Helen Connor, fobn Cronin, Helen Dnnn, Anne Harrington, Rntb Leifbrnan, Frank Snzitb, Olga Underbill, and Gordon Sniitb. Following the Fire Department comes the Traf- fic Division of the Washington Police led by Cap- tain Greg Fortnne. Greg knows the punishment for every possible traffic violation Qexperience is truly a great teacherj. Under the captain's com- mand are Antbony Alberti, Williairt Bnrbey, Gaeton Corateio, Arniand Contn, George Dorifal, fainer Fitzgerald, Edward Hanint, fobn Hickey Franeir Kelley, Brnce Klint and Il7alter Kokidko I The Police Contingent marks the end of the parade. The Presidential Party will repair im- mediately to the White House for the Inaugural Ball, where entertainment will be provided for all tastes - The newest illegal review Qstarring Lizzie Qnigleyj has been imported from Broad- way. Liz is supported by: Muriel Anroin, Lor- raine Begin, Pbyllif Bownzan, Marilonife Calla- ban, Lonife Carrabet, Carrnella Carella, Germaine Cbiafon, Margnerite Clark, Edgberita Carr, Mil- dred Cotton, and Gertrnde Coyle. The wise boys say that Panl Miele, Marflvall Laliorel, Torn Bnrley, Bobby Clark, Franrir Terrio, Rorario Ginliano and the rest of the Hydroxide

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at-..0.----,-i-.---r------i CLASS Millie Curran, Rnth Derinott, Barbara Floyd. Marjorie Hellner, Annabelle Viler, Florence Scho- field and fofephine Ricciardi. All signed their maiden names lest the Presi- dent fail to recognize them. Pinned to this tele- gram is one from the Mother's Club Auxiliary signed by Roy Leaf, Peter Mnire, Edward Millen, john Neil, Gerald Richardf, Charler Blanchard, Rirhard Danielr, Ererett Hainer, llyilliain Petrie and Richard Larron. That is a new one on me, but all clubs have auxiliaries, so why not Mother's Clubs? I think I hear the Marine Band! Are those drum majorettes? Yesl Eleanor Kelly, Helen Leary, Paulette Lewir, Eranrer Cnrach, fean Mat- Kinnon, Eleanor Turner, Panline MarLennan. Rnth lV'aite, EIIGIJ-'II Wfhalen, illarion II 'al.i-b. Virginia johanren and Dorothy Harper are right out front. My assistant, Roland Larllontagne, tells me that this is the first year the Marine Band has admitted women to their ranks. Also in the band are our famous musicians: Rnth Dahlin, Marjorie Daley, Loniie Hirhie, Rita Hainel, Eleanor Magazn, Belly McDongall, Florence Lelierre, Rita MrGongh, Irabelle Marlinrha and lfore Soltile. Here's a news flash, Bob Connor, the Boston Bruins center has just been arrested for murder. It seems that when Hector Ronrrean shot the win- ning goal of the Stanley Cup finals, IZn.r.r Broien. the ofhcial scorer, gave the assist to Perley Grant--- ijuite naturally Connor shot him. Nathan Kane. Connor's lawyer, has pleaded justifiable homicide. District Attorney, Marlin Coleman, has sum- moned john Fallo, Rudolph Fiorelli, Marjorie fohnron Pearl LeBlanc, Eleanor Meirner, Marie Le Fort, Carinello Caniiniti, Edith Maher, Erna Smith and Angela Niofe as witnesses. Now back to the parade, the members of the Senate are passing in review. In the first car is Senator jazner LaCazfa, leader of the minority bloc. Mr. LaCava has spent twenty years in Con- gress and never voted Yes on a single bill. With Mr. LaCava are Senators Dorir U7h7lfL'0lllli, Bertillie Lochinan, Barbara Wfeehr, Rath Kanj- inan, Catherine Sonya, Patricia Clajflin, Eleanor Morarh, Anne Pentberton, foyre Tnrner, Marjorie or 1940 -1- - ----- --- - ---------2. Reidt, Dot Poirier, and Rath Pottle. As you probably know LaCava is the last man in the Senate. Another telegram has just been received from the joe 'X Nemo's Goulash joint, signed by the owner Bod Carter and his assistants: Bnzzy Cane, Hank Kelly, Sninner Haininond, Fred Kennedy, llyalter Harrey, llyilbnr Eaney, Panl Britton Robert Lane, and Vincent illorreale. Looking around the press box, I see such fa- mous journalists as Roger Gallagher, George Shedd. Rirhard Sonthniirh, Carol Thnrrton, Mnriel Healey, Charlet Manning, Stella Strazdar, Ann Tebbetr, Celia Shapiro, Evelyn 1llc'Kenzie, Phyllis' Thorne, and Nellie Taninlezeirz. Vile have just had another flash, Mr. Robert Clemente expert on everything, has just applied for the right to broadcast a television puppet show to Mars. Mr. Clemence admitted that he did not expect the Martians to appreciate his broadcast, But , he said, Think of the publicity. Assist- ing Clemence are jeanne liinan, Enelyn Hnrley, Barbara Dnrey, Edith Loz'eqni.rt, Mildred Lind- rtroin, Helen Leliort. flrline llVhite, flflary Little- zeood, Conitanre Rigoli, Madalene Salanione, fean Voyer and Mary Dainoirrean. We wish to remind you that immediately fol- lowing this broadcast, there will be a broadcast from Miami giving play by play the game be- tween the Boston Red Sox and the Miami Chiffon Stockings. The starting lineup is as follows: For the Chiffon Stockings in the left field is the Ty Cobb of the feminine baseball world, Helen Bonita - in C. F. Virginia Adainr, and in R. F. that famous ball hawk and base stealer Hilda Ber- inan. At 5rd base is Helen Coleinan. At short stop heavy fand I do mean heavyj hitter and fancy fielder Con.rtanc'e Fnller - at 2nd base Phyllis' Hanren - at lst base Barbara Hodghini A and the battery Grace Lippr and Arlene tllehrillg. The Red Sox - In left field Ted Bartlett - In C. F. Reed Brown - In R. F. foe Defina - at 5rd base Theodore Brown - at short stop john lioriter -- at 2nd base Robert Peeling - at lst base Charler Sinall and the battery fohn and Stanley Long. ,Y 'X

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QQQQQUQQiQU,QQ4yQ9QqQ4yQ0Q0Q0ac S S 1 9 4 0 Ui!YQUQUQOQIPQOQUQOQ0ill-lli0Ql.x Radical fthe O. H. groupj have deserted Scollay Square in favor of' Washington since the program was announced. For the higher minds in the audience fif there are anyj a group of dramatic players featuring Hope Goodell, Eleanor foyal, Harrie! Fennell, Riia Foley, Loiiife Flodin, Helen Hickey, jane Hofffer, Rllllil Marfell, Prircilla Mayo, Claire Nolan, and Dorir Newman' has been chosen from all the leading plays of the moment to give a series of short sketches at the Ball. Dancing will be to the music of fare ll oll1 and his famous band including jean Perklvani, Florenre Parker, Myrtle Polley, Edwin Prerrolf, john Qninn, George Sangernzano, Clifford Slvelin. Baril Vanaria, Melvin Norlon, Roberf Illz1l'Kll.liil'f?, Ralplv Lodge and Panl LeBlanc. And a last news' flash - the victorious U. S. Olympic Team comprised of Edna Mitclaell, Bar- bara Connor, Lonire Monaco, Edward Cain, Edna Greene, Mary Mare, Lo11ir.LiIiiri, Don MaeClellan, Thoznaf Walker, Minzi Rizzo, Irene Zografor, Fred Sranzinon, Charler Srlvanfiir, Helen Schofield, Billy Park and Dorff Ronglvredge will be enter- tained at the Stork Club by Anne folonron, blues singer, successor to Ella Fitzgerald. Her chorus of beauties from left to right are Belly Wfafb- lnirn, Noel Temple, France! Welirter, Ruth Uhlin, Minnie Giarno, Anfoineffe Ciicinotla, Nina Ferro, Panline Galinanflei, Clara Koffifar, Eloizire Laceenlzaner, Sylria Lerifon and Marguerite Lnpo. Roy Sweeney lin the control roomy is making despairing gestures, so I gather that my time is more than up. This is station W. H. S. signing off. DAVID SMALL FITZGERALD, 1940.