Waltham High School - Mirror Yearbook (Waltham, MA)

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THE MIRROR 23 lass Trolohecy On this fifteenth day of June, nine- teen hundred and thirty-nine, I, on my deathbed as the result of guz- zling a beverage concocted by the con- cern of William Turner and Com- pany, dealers in milk, moose milk, feel it my profound duty to publish these memoirs of the class of '29. I earnestly beseech you to let me waste a little of your valuable time while you listen to a bit of extraca- nonical exposition, done solely for the purpose of acquainting you with yourselves. I pray that through any agony I may thrust upon you, you will have longanimity and sympathize with me in my most sincere effort. QI'm glad that's over.j Last week Phil Burke, still my buxom friend, asked me to locate him a book entitled Domestic Ani- mals and Their Care. I wondered what he wanted with such a book un- til I discovered that he and his wife, nee Hazel lVIcDonough, were blessed with a new and first addition to their family. Desiring to help poor'Phil, I mean the lucky father, I stopped at my favorite bookstore. To my surprise Benny Cutler, the proprietor, with his great horn-rimmed glasses and brilliant red vest seeming too small to circumscribe his equatorial regions, dashed into the store immediately at my request and returned shortly with a book. It was the wrong book, of course, but the title-Psychic Revelations of Professor Raymona' Smith--interesb ed me greatly, as I hadxno idea that M a fellow of such boisterous tempera- ment could restrain himself to in- dulge in writing a book on so heavy a subject. I walked off, turning the pages of the book at random, uncon- sciously leaving Ben pulling his hair at my utter neglect of re-embursing him for the volume. As I turned the pages, I came up- on a chapter head: The Psychoanal- ysis of the Human Mind. A thrill traversed my spine and I read on. Here are the very words that our il- lustrious Professor Smith had Writ- ten: lWy dear readers, I am very sure it is not apparent to your infe- rior intellects what the mental pecu- liarities of the animal scientifically classified as Homo Sapiens are. For example, among all people there is a definite connection, something that acts like radio waves. By a process long known by the Hindoos, it is pos- sible to concentrate these lines of force and by so doing to establish a connection between the parties in question. In this process it is nec- essary to have two people of equal mentality who, wanting to see a de- sired person, sit one on each side of a narrow table with knees touching and hands grasped gently but firmly and eyes gazing in a steadfast man- ner at each other-somehow this sounded familiar-and concentrate on the person in question. This formula invariably works if carried out in absolute accordance with di- rections, with the effect that the per- sons concentrating will be in actual association with the person being concentrated upon.

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THE MIRROR ROBERT WILSON Clczw Prophet, 1929

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