Walt Whitman Junior High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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MISHMASH This is a story concerning a policeman walking his beat in a park. While patrolling, he over- . hears the conversations of people on the benches. The people include two teenage girls discussing their dates, records, and other ridicu- lous things girls talk about, two men just discussing whatever pops up, two boys talking about baseball and a number of women with baby carriages. CTeenagersJ Well, John is a good boy but sometimes he runsaway with himself and so do I. Anyway, last night John didn't have any money so we decided to go to the park and walk in the ...... CMenD.....1ake. After they dump- ed the body there, they went to a bar for a shot of whiskey and some CMothersJ.....Gerber's Baby Food, especially the strained pizza pie That's the best thing when your baby's going on his next birthday. You know next month, mine'1l be.... CBoysJ....32l. I know that's a great average for a rookie. I saw him at the game Sunday. And, you know what? Last Sunday I got into the Yankee locker room. And you know whom I saw?...... CMenJ.....Agatha Christie. Yeah, I know she's a good author. But about that story. After they made the plans, they called up the boss whose name was..... CMothersD.....UBugs Bunnyn which I think is the type of movie for a nine-year old to see. And afterthat they went ..... CTeenagersJ.....out of the woods with John chasing me. He caught up to me and asked to be..... 28 my lv ' fm , Lfii-4 X W' MW A WN , m uh ftf GQTSQ Ijf' A-5X ' 9, Hmkwi 'f ff-'Q f X fl I V ,lx ' ' X, II ,if ' I f xf-' , , ft ! 4' :ffl I f K 1 1 I 'KW mfij W 1 v if ' I ,gy 1-4 . .. m I y Hz y Ju0UUvvN CBoysJ.....whacked, Boy, that . was the hardest hit of the year.He ran around the bases like wildfire and when he reached third,,,.. CMenJ....tney shot him and shov- ed his body in...... CMothersJ.....Mrs.Farmer's gar- den patch. You know she raises the most delicious tomatoes and beans. You know we went to her house for dinner last week and she served the most de1icious..... CMenD.....blood. They didnft know what to do, so they grabbed a mop and started to c1ean..... CTeenagersD....Blvis Presley. He's got a great..... CMenD.....uppercut and he knock- ed out the cop. Then the gang got scared when they saw what they had done. So they got on their..... CMothersJ.....tricycles which I think are darling presents for....

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REWARDS Early one morning I stepped on my scale I trembled in horror, my face be- came pale I gazed at the numbers and took a deep breath This would be a battle I'd fight to the death. And so came the start of my cal- orie count My pastime became adding up the amount Checking my clothes, to see, were they tight Checking to find the right weight for my height. All through that winter I tried to stay slim I took my tea black and I took my milk skim I ate my potatoes unmashed and un- fried I drank my no-cal, my apricots dried. I pleaded with mother to please be a pal But she wouldn't let me drink her metrecal I used every method in aid of my diet A new pill on the market, I wanted to try it. Then, one day my skirt seemed to button with ease My belt was too wide and my slacks didn't squeeze Victory at last, my reward was in sight A double-rich, double-good Hchocolate delightnl Andrea Waters

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