Walkerville Collegiate Institute - Blue and White Yearbook (Windsor, Ontario Canada)

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46 ltLl ' K AND WHITE 1947 Famous Nicknames of Infamous Students And Their Infamous Quotes ( ' .corgi- “CuebiiM” Irimescu: Ah. I shoulda stayed in bed. .Veil Hole-in-One” MacPhec; “Gee. a test second period, and I forgot to study.” Charles Subway” Krayacich: If they find out what subway means I ' m ruined, ruined 1 tell ya! Kon “Chemistry presents a problem LePine: “Unquoted. he’s the silent type.” Hill Hubbles Smith: “Hubbles, bubbles, of course. Gum that is! Toli “Fiddler” Sapoloff: If Nero did it so can I.” Alan Fuzzy Waters: “Hut I tell youse I just got a haircut.” Reg “Ace” Switzer; If they took goalies out of the nets, hockey would be a better game.” They met by chance. Tlu-y never met before; They only met that once, And she was smitten sore: They never met again: Don ' t want to. I avow. They only met that once— i was a freight train and a cow. TEACHERS 1. Is Allen Krown? 2. Is Harold in the Klinck? .v Is Fred Hurr cold? 4. Is Willie Young? 5. Can Cecil Bunt? 6. Is Clem a Forman? 7. Is l.oud ' n noisy? 8. Should Auld acquaintance be forgot? 9. Is Stuart a Hull? 10. Is Evangeline a Robin? STUDENTS 1. Can I’earl Cook? 2. Is Helen Happy? 3. Is loan a Sparrow? 4. Is Bill Meeke? 5. Is Don a Muscleman? 6. Is Jerry Brown? 7. Is Ruth a Scott? 8. Whom does Bill Guard? Whom does Margo Master? 10. Is Bill White? There sleeps a class in Walkerville High. That makes the teachers continually sigh. They don’t do their homework, they love to debate. Especially when the teacher makes a mistake. Most come in before the last bell does ring. But occasionally Pauline and Marjorie come with The King.” In Physics Mr. Ilugill often wishes he could die When Walter Cre asks his favourite question “Why?” In History our brilliant classmate Bob E. Would get perfect marks . . . if he could spell In French we sit with our mouths bouche bee.” While Genevieve Cover shows us the way. Then conies Latin -Oh! what a class Even Mr. Hurr wonders how we will pass. Here Stuart Musgrave shows us each day Why teachers ' hair often “turns grey. Doris and Daphne have to be on their toes. For their answers often add to his woes. Zenovia and Emily look up with a blank stare. I ' m afraid that next they ' ll be tearing their hair. Geometry brings June. Bobby and Marion look¬ ing glum. While Ron Ray gets all the answers, missing none. Next in Health. Vicky firmly states her belief. While Miss Saunders watches the clock for relief. Oil. I’ve forgotten to mention Charles and Ken Who. for each other, have quite a yen. Then there’s Harold, who likes to sit And tell everyone “She memorized it. There ' s also Mary. John. Nick, and Jack, but no time To mention them in words that rhyme. In case you ' re wondering. I ' m sure you ' ll see. The class I described is our brilliant 12C. AUDREY JOHNSTON. 12C. THE PERFECT SALESGIRL These shoes suit you well (You ' re odd too. I ' ve no doubt) Don ' t think they are large” (Just because you step out). The style is becoming ( Becoming old-fashioned) They make your foot slim (Long and thin, like a daschund). “The colour is sweet (If you like dirty grey) They are only Five dollars” (Five cent’s nil I ' d pay). “We ' ve sold twenty pairs (Though it ' s taken some time) You will Inn them? I low nice! (The commission is mine).

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B L IT Iv AND WHITE 1 V 4 7 ODE TO 13A is for Alex who writes you this poem. 1! is for Kernicc who ' s never alone, C is for Charlie who strings you a line. I) is for Donna who for hoys she doth pine, 1C is for Kleanor who fancies the hoys. F is for French with very few joys. ( ' . is for George our well-dressed man. II is for Howard our photo fan. I is for Interest which 13 doth know I is for Janet who never says no. K is for Kozina our basketball -tar. 1, is for l.lewellya who excells us by far. M is for Murray who likes to speak N is for Nelson who is very meek. () is for Oscar who just loves to creep. I’ is for I’atkau who ' s got the boys beat O is for ipteer. we ' ve lots of them here. R is for Roy our chemist so dear. S is for Stuart the monitor’s chair. T is for Thelma who has but one here. I ' is for ' you. ' we have lots to say. V is for Vera who sleeps all day. V is for White a girl very gay. NY , are reserved for Moths only. So. they at the last, are quite lonely! THINGS YOU’LL NEVER SEE—(13A C) Neil Macl’hee with his Latin homework done. Kill Smith understanding a Geometry Ottestioii. Donna Cochrane glad she writes four exams in one day. Karbara Hell and Dorothy Retzer six feet tail, [’at Hamby a nd Leslie Pond drowning in the swimming pool, Frank I’avelich running down a pool-room. Donna Haley with a towel (ask Kill Woodruff) Kurt I’atkau stumped on a math problem. Gerald Neely with his history homework done. Kill Woodruff without a wise crack. Karbara Lees calm and collected. Nelson McKelvie not blushing when asked a question. Thelma Rowe not smiling. Lorraine Hamilton without Kdith Kalvn. 13B—CAN YOU IMAGINE? Miss Robbins not taking a joke. Don Copeland, refusing a coke. Pat Hamby minus that smile. Frank I’avelich running a mile. Don Gibson not on the prowl. Chuck Pollard forgetting to howl. Lizz Kennedy not acting the fool. Heulah Marcoux playing pool. Dorothy Retzer not being smart. Hetty Leslie without a remark. Sybil Pullen not looking cute. Gertrude Dodick remaining mute. Nick Scile not being late. Karl Keyes learning to skate. Doug Tomlinson not looking shy , I’.oris Sonich being a spy. Jim Crossly skipping a class, Leslie Pond a black haired lass. Harbara Hell not looking neat Ian Wilkie with homework complete. Norm liriant actually mad. Madeline Murphy chasing a lari, Mac Ztufle dropping his frat. Lois Cullen stopping to chat. Dorothy Greenhow in pancake goo. Kthel Schooley not being true. Charlie I’kasance making a noise, Florence Anderson without any poise. George Livingstone staying till day, Ruth Lalmte without something to say , Gerald Neely giving tip poker. I )r 13II without a joker. My Favourite Geometry Deduction Given—That I love you. Required—To prove that you love me Proof—I love you I am a lover All the world loves a lover You mean all the world to me .:. You lo e me

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TOPIC ODE TO 11E l ' tinl A small hod of water. (Honest Mom). Rugby j;ames )h boy! an afternoon off. Tea dances—Hope the top doors are open. Auditorium—I ' ll do my Latin homework. Lunch period—Hoy am I hungry. Citiidance period—Lend me your Trench. Exams What ' s a year to me. Trench—Nuts (same in both languages). Cadets—Oh well, it ' s a period off. Study period- Wonder if my name is on the role. .Medical—There must he a way to get out of P.T. Tire drill—Make it last, the period’s nearly over. Detention -Which one first. I ' arms -The farmers need us in May. honest they do. Hones My hones are cube shaped and have little black dots. — 12D. THE HISTORY OF 1IB Deltoid the class of 11 H. Everyone so fair to see. A is for Ann, so spic and span. H is for Barbara. Don is her man. C is for Colin, who loafs on the job. D is for Donna, whose beau is Bob. E is for Evelyn, the mayor of our town. Jl is for Hugh, our basketball clown. I is for June, our all ‘round sport, L is for Leo. who holds strong the fort. M is for Marilyn our own Jane Bussell. ( is for lga. w hose always in a hustle. T is for Tat. a petite fille indeed. S is for Sally, a sharp little gallley. So ends the history of 1. 2. and three Of this beloved class, our I IB. NANCY DUNN. DON ' T FORGET, iff V Torn to open it reniHUw We are the nomads of the school. The outcasts of the pack. We all have scorned the golden rule In classes farther back. We haven ' t got a line or file. We fan out in the hall. We stick our feet out in the aisle. (You just ask Mister Hall.) The teachers never raise a fuss Whenever we go slow. They know the clock means nought to us It ' s hopeless don ' t you know. But even though our books we sliirk We’re just as smart as “A , Because we ' d rather play than work. (They ' d rather work than play.) But do not sorrow, for you see, Some day we’ll all be rich. You ' ll find it takes a clever man. To dig a good, straight ditch! DON BROWNE. HE. GUESS WHO Keep awake there. lie cries. As we fumble around— Is it oxide, dioxide, pentahydrate and why You listen frantically for somebody ' s cue. “Tour times for to-morrow! lie says—Guess who?” As you were. he apologizes As he lectures sublime. And what about the dancing girls. Richard.” lie sighs. Ah. yes. that ' s right. and goes on to explain While the boys giggle and boo. Who is he? Guess who! Ah Latin, ' tis tweet—Ha Each day at two, Is your homework done Carefully, correctly, by you? Tirst row. second row. third row I Jon ? We know it well, darn it Who is it? Guess who! CATHERINE HAILEY. IIA. ?• ' CARTOON CONTEST WINNER—FRED COLCCR U