Walkerville Collegiate Institute - Blue and White Yearbook (Windsor, Ontario Canada)

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I BLUE AND WHITE Things You’ll Never See Jim Zeron reading a comic book. Lois LeFave ignoring Gordon Croft. Sylvia Fedoruk taking orders from a man. Margaret Werte opening another win¬ dow in French. Camille Whelpton coming early to school. Neil Morrison at peace with Hob Spence. Doris Betty McBrayne looking glum. Famous Sayings of Famous Teachers Mr. Green—Y’See ! Mr. Waddell—Listen, people. Mr. Young—I ' ll wrap this right around your head. Miss McLaren—I have a circular from the Department which says-. Mr. Krause—That reminds me of a little story. Mr. Xighswander—Please quiet down to a respectable boiler factory. Nick Grabb (reading an essay to Mr. Fletcher): What is more beautiful to be¬ hold than a pretty girl. Mr. Fletcher: Such grammar — you mean to be held. Mr houj couioyou ? ©! 1 . . or- • Vcf x. ,0(1 Vrc bo lenj -oVyk uou -rtbucd t% CNumoVru. -tacc ij Ci Twn toKcV H. Longmuir: Are you the man who cut my hair last time? Barber: I don ' t think so, sir—I’ve only been here four months. A VIEW INTO THE FUTURE June 5, 1956 There is indeed a large crowd at Broth¬ er Ord ' s “Marry von in a minute” bureau. - - Some of the notables to be seen are: Dr. Harold Fisher. D.D.T. (dentist); Dr. Ed. Crispin. M.D.; Lawyer Zeron (known commonly as Shyster Jim): Monsieur William Adsett. proprietor of Adsett ' s Wig Restorer Salon; D. J. Harwood, president of Your Hearts and Men Re¬ treaded Society; Wright Bell from the Morticians Union: John Wigle from the Puce Dairies Incorporated. (I’ll give you a hint, these people are only here in search of business). The notables stand and doff their hats—those without hats, wave their bandanas, for in walks Mari¬ lyn Bates in a gown designed by Evans and LeFave. It is a gorgeous white sarong with cap sleeves. X. Marshall. Can. Open Snooker Champ, is led into the room. In walks the hero of the day. Mur¬ ray Boles. Just as Murray slips the ring, which is made exclusively by Ross and Son, on Marilyn ' s finger, Norman —who is giving Marilyn away—collapses. The scene now changes. The air is dank from the bubbles of champagne. We are at Kurylo’s Red Dog Saloon where the wedding party is in full swing. A1 Lavis is featured with his Uranium Five (radio¬ active) with Bernie Hot Licks” Spring on the drums. Sharing equal billing are Marg. Moray and her fanless Kan Dan¬ cers. There is a big smile on Johnny’s face. He likes weddings and the police as yet haven’t discovered the still under¬ neath the bar. As the scene closes, we see Norman crawling from under a table singing, “The Blues in the Night” or Where, or where, is my Marilyn?” SYLVIA FEDORUK II Page Fifty-Eight

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norm News GRADE THIRTEEN Beverly Handbridge is Arthur ' s sweetie. To be with him is all-reetie. Dorothy and Margaret, compositions love to write, We wish them success with all our might. Helen Scott has auburn tresses, But a golden heart is what she possesses. Frances Thomson, our little blonde lassie. Is the lucky owner of a classy chassis. Jim R. Bob H. George L, and good old Lyle, Play sporting hockey and win by a mile. Frankie Long, so timid and shy. Despite the fact, he’s a super guy. As for Winnie and Evy—what shall I say. Hmm. they seem to have interests in 13A. Jimmy Zeron, the mad musician. Would play us a tune if we d only listen. And everyone else not mentioned here. As Miss Robbins says, Is a sweet wee dear . Thus ends the tale of 13B. To me the finest class I 11 ‘ » r er see!! Philosphy of Life C. Whelpton : When a student gets too old to set a bad example, he becomes a teacher and starts giving advice. Frank Marchand :AVhile every man has his wife, only the ice man has his pick. X. Morrison: A wedding ring is like a tourniquet—it stops your circulation. Soldier: Shirley who was that man 1 saw you kissing last night? Shirley: What time was it? What A Class! 13B is a wonderful class, Xo one ever seems to pass. We have an actress, Barbara Lees, Who jumps at every man she sees. Also have a guy named Lyle Who plays football in great style. Our young Romeo, right Bell. Has all the girls thinking he ' s swell. Helen Scott, our skating star. Has a smile which sparkles near and far. Ian Wilkie, our sleeping pal. Won’t even open his eyes to look at a gal. John Kurylo’s the little tanker. If he ever catches F,v. he’s going to spank her. Our basketball star, Frank Marchand In name, Will surely end up in a hall of fame. This is the end of this pitiful rhyme. I reallv should be shot for such a crime. IAN WILKIE. 13B Crispin: Where have you been? Marshall: In a phone booth talking to Marilyn but someone wanted to use the phone, so we had to get out. Names I wonder who Marilyn baits? Does Iris burn? Why is Jean little and Jessie bigger? Does Xick grab? Could Mary become a parson? Page Fifty-Seven BARBARA LEES

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BLUE AND WHITE GRADE TWELVE THE STUDENTS OF 12A Roy Aston—Oh no, not THAT! our bogey-boy. Pat Barnby—Our favourite sight is Patsy faithfully pedalling to school at 8.39. doing her homework as she dodges traffic. Hlair Baxter—“Good-bye Bl-a-ir !’’ Eric Bjorkquist—The only person in I2A with naturally blond hair. Norm Briant—Our gift from Johnny Murray’s Murderers. prank Cassidy—Otherwise known as “Hop-a-long.” Stuart Eckmier — “Little brother” Wright Bell pays him 25c every Saturday night. Eleanor Ellingwood — Her favourite saying “Hi-potenusi (Ask Mr. J. Lowden). Nancy Gibson—Having trouble? See Nancy. Geometry done by the hour. Donna Haley—Poor kid! She had to proof-read this stuff. Llwellva Hillis—How did she get into the “A class? Guess! Janet Hugill—Our poet-laureate. Bill Hull, Stuart Johnson — Our two assistant sub-pencil sharpeners. What would Walkerville do without them ? Edith Kayln—Our authority on great men and women in history. Charles Krayacich — Willistead be¬ cause we have all borrowed his books. Neil MacPhee—M.A. (not Master of Arts). Nelson McKelvie—“Atom smasher.” Don McNaughton — Our only true Scotsman (Bagpipes)? Apologies to MacPhee and McKelvie. Rodney Montrose — Also known as Black Road and Wojischlitutz. Doreen Murray—12A’s gun moll (she must he related to J. Murray of the Mur¬ derers). Burt Patkau — Einstein’s right-hand man. Leslie Pond—Her favourite colour is green—we wonder why? Thelma Rowe — Big Sister, but she can ' t find a spoilser. Vicky Rudich—Our speed whiz — 70 w.p.m. (words per minute). Toli Sapoleff—We long to see him tenderly remove a violin from a violin case. Anne Sauchuk—12A’s answer to the Harlem Globe Trotters. A one-girl bas¬ ketball team. Lydia Schaljo—The all-day sucker kid. Ruth Scott—“Jane” from the comic strip. Joe Stankov—12A’s only perfect char¬ acter (this line by special request). Howard Thompson—Mr. Hugill’s pet peeve: haircut-howl. 7 3-8. Bill Woodruff—Our sad-sack. he ad libs for Boh Hope (12A). FAVOURITE SAYINGS OF 12A’S DEAR TEACHERS Miss MacIntyre (before 9 o’clock) — “Will you people please be quiet! Miss Lawton—“Give him the mark, but it’s charity.” Mr. Lowden—“Now go over that proof again.” Mrs. Closser—“Everybody look at the Latin.” Miss Robbins— Leave those windows the way you found them.” Mr. Klinck—“What was the ending on that adjective?” Mr. Hugill— Now, is that clear? Mr. Krause— Type as fast as you can accurately, hut never faster. One of these days Mr. Eletcher is go¬ ing to assign the homework to the wrong class! WOW.RObCHT , WHAT ARC YOU bOlNC - tEAAHINC SoHrTHIH O f NO,.SIR; PM UOTCNINC YOU. — (J fU Page Fifty-Nine