Walker High School - Pepper Pot Yearbook (Simsbury, CT)

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THE SIMSBUIQV DIQGIDHECY All The dirT ThaT we can dig Safurday. July 29. I950-- Page I Price Three cenTs Volume XCIX-No. I63 SLUGGER McGRAW SAWS WAY TO SPECTACULAR ES- CAPE FROM SING-SING LasT nighT saw The fourTh escape from prison of America's mosT noTorious woman criminal, Slugger Mush-face Mc- Graw. I.asT June she was convicTed by The Supreme CourT of embezzelmenf for S56.600,900.500. IT was discovered ThaT she had been cheaTing small Town busi- ness men and women of Their income by a clever and shrewd plan. I-ler escape from a padded cell on The second floor. To which she was con- fined a few days ago for her vicious aTTack on a maTron, has been Termed by experTs as miraculous. I ConTinued on Page 36, Column 4 ROWE FLIES FROM GREEN- LAND TO BRING RELIEF TO THE FARMERS AlThough we live in a civilized world supersiTions run high. The laTesT miracle was in The form of a woman who broughT rain To The droughf-sTriken farmers of Iceland. These farmers have noT had rain in any form for Three monThs and in desperaTion senT Their one plane. Social Service for The world famous Rain Woman. She is said To have The power of bringing showers land someTimes even bafhsl To waferless regions. IT is True ThaT aT her approach The heavens cried. THE THREE WOMEN IN POLI- TICS MAKE CAMPAIGN SPEECHES TONIGHT Even The men can have no obiecTion To These Three women, for seldom can Three women be found wiTh a more mas- culine ouTIook on life. Miss Jean WalTon who is The candidaTe for The SecreTary of Labor has TiTIed her address, We musT noT shirk aT work. Miss Elise Farley, nominaTe for PosTmasTer General, has Taken for her subiecT, BeTTer mail for all. Miss Virginia Backus. slaTed To be our nexT head of The G Men. is speaking on Crime does noT pay.' CAMPFIRE GIRLS CELEBRATE I2Th YEAR OF ACTIVE SERVICE UNDER NEW LEADERSHIP On This greaT occasion The Campfire Girls once more Take To The woods. Leader Baldwin has promised Them a rare TreaT. She infends To lead Them inTo unexplored wilds where no man has ever peneTraTed. Miss Baldwin is in every sense of The word a True campfire girl. Unconcerned wiTh worldly Things. she is happiesT possessing only The bare essen- Tials of life. Her self-exile for five years in The Wimpy-Wimpy Jungles will never be TorgoTTen. Alone in a TenT wiTh The birds as her only pIaymaTes, she TaughT The Wimpy-Wimpy naTives The arf of sfringing beads. 78 SISTER ECKARDT MADE MOTHER SUPERIOR Sisfer Jean Maria BabTisTa NicholisTa Kafzenbacha EckardT. iusT reTurned from her annual pilgrimage To Rome has been elevaTed To The rank of Mafhsr Superior. This Tifle was conferred upon her because of her life of serviTude and devouT living. From infancy her pure characTer has been admired by millions. Though she seldom smiles her face wears a look of peaceful sereniTy. CongraTuIaTory nofes may be senT To her aT Cedar Grove Rd., PrinceTon, New Jersey. THE NEW GENERATION IS HEADED FOR RUIN This was The Theme of Miss KeeIey's speech lasT night in The Town Hall. She is a firm believer in The Mass MovemenT To eIiminaTe some of The recreafions of our youTh. Among The leading criminal vices she lisTed IaTe hours. cheap vaude- villes. smoking and drink. No sooner had she uTTered This lasT word when one of The audience IeapT To The plafform. In eloquenT proTesT she swung a black-iack around her head saying, Down wiTh Keeleyg They can'T Take ThaT away from mel The rioTer was laTer idenfified as Saw Jaw Hill, proprieTor of one of The Town's worsT saloons known among The girls as The Boo Hoo Dive.