Walker High School - Pepper Pot Yearbook (Simsbury, CT)

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And said she would show me The ca BeTore we were gone, However, came Swan, The Kingdoms imporTanTesT vassel. l'm in a dilemma, She said because Emma, sTle. WiTh one dozen daughTers and sons, ls coming Tomorrow And so l musT borrow Twelve exTra knives and some buns. Oh dearl Twelve exTra kni The queen was perplexed And Then slighTly vexed For she knew noT quiTe whaT To do. 'Cause These special knives For The model oT wives MusT be new, and The queens were She puzzled and puzzled And grew quiTe dumloTuzzled And Then senT Tor Pepper, The sage Whose nolole allusions Caused naughT louT conTusion And who soon sTomped OTT in a rag Then someone said Blimie We musT send Tor Wymie, The greaT asTronomical Rooshan, BUT This gazer oT sTars Was sTill dwelling on Mars And could oTTer no happy soluTion, Oh Woe! Could oTTer no So we sTood in The dark UnTil good BeTTy Clarke The compe-TenT CourT SecreTary Said, We musT organize A search and a prize For The owner oT new culinary. lT seemed a suggesTion To answer The guesTion And so wiTh new hope in our hearTs We seT ouT on Highways And CowpaThs and Byways To quesTion The wives in all parTs We TirsT came To Vera 7 I ves and some buns noT new I 6. happy soluTionl

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Class Prophecy One sunny day In lhe middle ol lvlay Being quire disillusioned wilh life, I sailed away To a dislanl bay Near a sweer lillle Island called File. I sighled lhe roclc Which served as lhe doclc And was landing when whal should I see Bul Dinlcy and Ginny Wi+h nary a Guinea Selling lull sail lor lhe sea. I was waving goodbye When a voice from nearby Said lhe Queen wished 'ro see me al once. And on lurning around I beheld lhal 'rhe sound Came from Sammy, dressed up lilce a dunce, Oh yes, from Sammy, dressed up like a dunce. We mounred lhe hill And There mel Lil Who sold souvenirs al lhe gale Bur as I was her lriend Wilh nol' loo much lo spend She sold us her cards al hall rale . . . Sweel Lillie, She sold us her cards al hall rale, We enlered lhe palace By way ol a Trellis Which pleases lhe Queen besl lhey say For she is an oddman Though nol guile a nnodman And does lhings lhe oddesl ol way. She enlered lhe room In a rage and a gloom I-laying iusl been relurned lrom an orgy Bur lhis was dispersed And lhe royal George Firsl Turned our ro be none less lhan Georgie, Bur yesl Turned our lo be none less lhan Georgie She seemed guile pleased Then royally sneezed 70

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BuT as we goT Neara We knew ThaT she had noT our answer For where in your life Would you Tind a new kniTe AT The home oT a musical dancer! BuT no! AT The home oT a musical dancer? So TurTher we wenT Till we came To a TenT And There by a Tire making iunkeT We Tound Mary Daniels WiTh all The Queens spaniels And lovely domesTic PaT PlunkeTT They explained beTween borks ThaT They had many Torks BUT Their knives alas were quiTe nil So They Told us To go On Tor one mile or so And inquire oT our old schoolmaTe Phil Now Phippie lived down On The WesT side OT Town ln order To painT beTTer sunseTs. She had plenTy oT painT Whose smell made us TainT BUT knives were noT one oT her asseTs No, knives were noT one oT her asseTs. In a Tog we sTood Doing no good WiTh This Terrible weighT on our brains When Margie and Johnnie And Didi and Ronnie Came galloping over The plains They came To a droop WiTh a TearTul warwhoop And when asked Trom whence They did sTray They said in bad Franch From Wess's Dude Ranch Where The dudes and The anTelope play. WiTh an inward glow We decided To go And call on our ersTwhile schoolmaTe We saw hoss upon hoss And soon spoTTed Floss ATop an old corral gaTe. 72