Walford High School - Treasured Memories Yearbook (Walford, IA)

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HUMOR DID IOU HVAR BOUT THF IORON WhO Took liquor to bed with him so he could sleep tight? Turned the lights offoin his car because someone told hinn he stripped his gears Thought mushroom was a place to neck? Backed off the bus to keep a lady from grabbing his seat? Took his nose apart to see what made it run? Jumped through the screen and strained himself? Put his ro e out the window so the wind could blow 't2 Thoufht he w s golng to have pupp'es because he heard his stomach arowli Went into Q field and took ofi his clothes to shock the corn? Put his head in the oven so he could have a baked bean? Invented spaphetti worked it out of the noodle? Wore a cellophane suit because his docter told him to watch lis stomach? Went to a show becau e his leg was in the cast? Was a magician so he went around tie corner and turned into a drugstore? Shaved off all his hair to see if he had a bl ckhead? Thirty dave hrth September April, June, and no wonder, All the rest have peanut butter Except Crandma she's got a little red tricycle Beware of women who stroke your hair They frequentlv are out after your scalp Q a f 1, M, l A Aj' may 0 As a female snake said nSomeday you'll come crawling back to me Then there was the waitress hho walked up to the customer at the restaurant counter and said Uwe have apple ple, raisln pie, and honey pie that's e ' Lawyer, reading cl1ent's last will and testament to a circle of expectant relatives 'And so, being of soun m nd, I spent every damn cent I had before I died ' DAFFYNITIONS Income I opened the door and income a cat Butter She wanted to go butter mother wouldn't let her Wiggle She wears her hat all the t me because she's afraid her wiggle come off Falsify When I put a book on my head, it falsify move f vw ,ix lf. ,,a-I JJ r ' A A n ' ---- AJ Lx J N 4 L V A S . .L 5 ' 4. r . -1 I 1 s . I a 'K' 'N' 'X- . X ' 1 7 . - I 'X' -I? 46 I . . U , . ii- '36 'K- ,, f x We Q la. -. I f. . If . X N me ' 4 A 4 2 '94 if r :.' Ag-a A. . - -. . D - X .-:-.au I eu 6- ,521 23:1 ' 4-P - 1 - EB Pai I x 'X ,I. 'X . XP p 1 , 4 'K' -I6 6? nA ' . . -- m .' V : ' d 1 .' 4? -If -K- 0 - V g , . - L .4 . . ' 0 'li' 'li' -ll- ! vnyg.-5:31-I' f 571 r Q 4 ' e ZQE? v, s. h 9 rf Ki p! X v. E '5 'L- Haven.: V M V .'-nl fgft g, V-gy, A 4 X G M .fan . I 4-??'.s,J.? 4- ' ' W . Lv ' l ,x'v11f1'f asf J v- '

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HUMOR Mary Lou Snell: nDon't you love driving on a night like th1s?n Leon Arp: nYes, but I thought I'd wait until we got farther out in the country.u 4 4 4 YI Do you real1ze,n said a man in a cafeteria to a stranger across the table, nthnt you are reading your paper upside down?n nOf course, I realize it,n snapped the stranger. nDo you think it's easy?n ii- 'lb 'ii- Mr. Shlpton: Ulf you wanted the day off, why d1dn't you askon Dan nBecause I wanted the day off ' Kenneth Arp You remind me of the ocean Florine n'Cause I'm wild, romantic, and restless enneth UNO, you Just make me sick H N YI Leon I have a method for improving the flavor of salt Janet You have? How? Leon Y u sprinkle it lightly over a big steak W nFor years, said the little woman,NI didn't know where my husband spent his evenings One night I got home earl and You You You You there he CBD C811 CBT1 CBD QUIPS Tho' it bore She She The the WHS tell tell tell also a Freshman by his look of great al rm, a Sonhomore by his look of poise and charm a Tunior by manner, dress, and such, tell a Senior, but you sure can't tell him much is crowded, there always seems to be room for one I got my ear caught n another conversation She's been in more laps than a napkin read between his line had social circles under her eyes world is full of willing people some willing to work rest willing to let them TIME MARCHES ON Tho' they had never met B4 What cause had she 2 care She loved him lOderly Bcause He was a l,OOO OOOa1re Xt X ,,f f are Jim' 4 S : ,, . 'X' 'H' 'N' , V' .N . - -V' K I : ' - 'X' 'll' 'li' . ', n n O : N O . 'H' 'H' 'll' ll y ' X yn N . ii' 'I' 'N' ' J , , 'li' 'I' 'N' U l 4 .. . I O . I - 1 . 'K' 'li' 'K' , 0 'X' 'K' 'll' ' ff f. , 1 f,f 4 ,.ff I 15 ', t WI. 3 Q -3 I., 'O I. H4i .J ,iL. '- whx ' pu - Q . ., .m' ! L -is 'XX - ' .- Q0 ,JK I s 7 ' e' ' ' - -.-1 J an I,- W: